The I Can Has Cheezburger? Book On Shelves TODAY!!1!
The Burger Team is excited to announce that our NAWT SECOND (#1) Book, “I Can Has Cheezburger? A Lolcat Colleckshun” is now available in-stores and online!
Buy thems NAO at:
» Amazon
» Borders
» Penguin
» Your local indie book store (find one nearby!)
Iz a portable collekshun of pix, wif 5 grammar lessons from Professor Happycat!
200!!! PIX! Some favorites, many new and never seen pix personally chosen out of bajillions by cheez and tofu. Use it to confuse grandma and give you lols and make your day infinity times better!
For even moar infos, visit lulzftw.com.
Noo Yoarke Thymez instunt bestist-sellur!
Sry Aahz…… i borrying ur hi spot fur diz anownsmint.
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Hai Cheezee Peepz!! I noez sum uv u b sik uv dis nownzmint, but sum peepz haz not seeinged it.
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Deh cheezfrenz map maded by Moe got borkt. Adn, I can not b cween wifowt noeing wear mai subjekz b.
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So I haz mading a gnu Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Adn 2 keeping deh skurvee dogz frum hakking it, I will keeping it under mine own kuntrol. If u b wanting 2 b on deh new map, sending mii an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn deh town/city adn state oar kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz to putting dere. I duzn’t putting in enee moar (or less) info on deh map dan u b wanting. Mostly I putz peepz in deh middul uv deh town dey b telling mii. If just wants ur state oar kuntree identifyed, dat b ok 2. If u b wanting a linkee tu ur ICHC profile, i will inserting it heer, tuu.
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U duz not hav to b habbing a ICHC akkownt or b a yahoo cheezfrend, or habbing a weirdpress akkownt oar b a cheezfrend uv mine oar nussing else. Just sending mii deh emayo.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2 spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to using dis address onlee 4 putting ursef on deh map. I wud lub 2 b seeing peepz frum awl deh kontinetz on deh map — wii needz moar in Asia, Yroop, adn Afrika!! Cheezpeepz must taking ober deh whirrld!!!
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
Iz OK cweenmj!! I iz awlwaiz happeetayl 2 b sherrin enny spawt wif U, ohai oar nawt sew much… Haow B U? I bin awai 4 uh wyl…
I haz missinged u!! Haz deh Pleh! werk ben keeping u bizzy?? oar haz u ben skating??
Ohai evvy1! Yeh, werkz n uvver stufz bin keapin me reelee bizzee … nawt sk8n eevur — I has bin sk8n oanlee wunst sintz FriedeggDai da 26fth …
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In da immortle werdz uv Perfesser Hinkle: “Bizzee, bizzee, bizzee!”
OMGZ I NEEDZ IT!
O Hai, Aahz: rlly guud tuu sea yuu; Ai haz bin myssyng yuu!!!!
Me too! Ai haz mist yoo!
DIS IS AMAZINGS… WOW…
Ohai, Big Cheez! I weesh I cood b havvin da CheezMeetin wif U n da TTI, but I nawt b gowin dere enny thyme sune…
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But fanky 4 awl da grate tymz U can haz mayded 4 us CheezFrinz heer awn ICHC!!!1!! Elebenty bazillyun burgerz 4 U!!!1!
So emayul CweenMJ an get Skedaddle awn teh map!
Iz sumthin I haz wanted.
Cd sum wun esplain teh Sigh N Tel tli tlo
dat org’s roll. Pls. Thx.
Iz sumthin I haz wanted.
Cd sum wun esplain teh Sigh N Tel tli tlo
dat org’s roll. Pls. Thx.
Oops. sry. Itz deh pawz an pointy biy bits (see?)
Mai sis adn ai haz a happee — we haz I Can Has Cheezburger book!!! Prolly teh furst uns in teh Philipeens tuh haz it! Coolness! >^..^<
I iz madd dat wii didnt git dis bk frm the amazon “vine” groop!
Hey, Cheezfrens!!!! I was recently invited to be a “Vine” member of amazon reviewers!!!! I guess tehy liykes my revoooz, kool, huh? As a “Vine” reviewer I gits to choose 2 new books or produkts frum a long list they send out wonce a munth, provided I revoo them. Iz kool, ai finkso. Menny or most ob teh books are not yet realeest to teh publik, and I asked amazon to give us “viners” a kopy in advance, since I lernet frum ICHC that it wuz comming out! So happytayle that it’s hear now! I just rited a little revoo ’bout ICHC, which I will be adding 2 and editinr….BUtt… I R Teh knot-sekond reevoower!!!!! Pleeze bote 4 mii—click on the amazon lynk and bote “yes” (dis revoo is helpfool)
Kitkay!!
That iz reelee grate!! Where can ai see sum ov yur revoos???
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Ummmm Where iz teh link??? Ai wud luv to voat fur yoo! Maybee ai cud doo it moar tanh once???
I will enlarge and improve this revew soon. I just wuz dying to be “Naugt Sekond” 4 wonce on won ob my reevooS! an 2 git it wiff dis book! Mayde my weak!!! yippee!
Awlso, if you klick on “see all my reviews”, you can “see all my reviews” and I vote 4 them, 2…
Hai JANET!!!!
Look up to teh tawp of this page—just under teh picher ob teh book is teh werd “AMAZON”. CLick on this and it will open the amazon site to exaktly the place where U can order the book. Click on the “Reviews” to the book, or just skroll down till yU gits 2 where the reevoos R, read my reevoo (tthe naught-seckond won) and klik “yes” on the part where it asks if this reevoo is helpful.
Do U noes me?
Iz so faymuss!
buks r gud 2 sleeeeep onzzzz……….zzzzzz…….
Speshlee if eh hoomin b holding dem opun.
an tri-in tew reed…
But ushulee nawt maek az mush noyze az teh noozpapurr.
I got dis last week, and I lurvs it!
Want!
Iz be ordrin dis fur da stockin stuffrs.
I gots mine awreddy. Is gud!
The book should be at my house tomorrow!
Boi, iyt wuud bees wurf geyttyng teh buuk jes foar teh pikshure ov Happee Cat!!!
happee! happee! joi! joi!
*twurlz rownd n rownd*
mai koppe ov teh buk b heer bery suun.
WANT!1! NAO!1!
i gotted myne las week — is the LOLmost buk!
Id nawt avalubul in Catada!!!!
Amazon sez da book iz on da wai-yea!
Y mai koppe nawt heer jet? I ordreded lon ago. Iz b/c Cold Kitteh Place iz faar way? Polar beers nawt brin tehm jet.
Want many koppees fur stokkin’, god idea.
*goes orderes sum moar*
Cimbacat – where doo yoo live?? Ar yoo awn teh Cheezmap???
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Nao taht wee ar in alfamabetikul order (yet anudder hug fur teh fabuloloso cweenmj fur doing this fur us – nawt to furgit ar deer Moe, hoo thot ov it) ai cud see where yo live.
Ai iz on teh Cheezmap – luves it!!! Furst an so far Ownly cat frum teh CKP (cold kitteh plais) of Sweden. We hav plentee of naughty barns heer ^^
prolly not as guud as urs JCH4K but still.
omg I can has mine yesturdai!
DO WANT
AND WILL HAVE
Why isn’t this available in hardcover. I want it as a coffee-table book, and paperback is bleh.
AYE GOTZ EET!!!! Teh USPS leffed eet inda malebaux juss noa!! Woohoooo!
Whoooo HOoo!!!
AI think ai haz to put it awn mai “too doo” list.
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A havn’t ordered main yet.
It is awlreddy awn mai Burfdai List – Ai kno Ai is gettin “sumfink” form Amazin; Ai hoeps it is tihs!
ooh Smammie, yew will has tew tell us how wunnerful it is……….!!
Ai can has teh buuk an teh beeg floofy kitteh?
WANT BOFE!
WANT WANT WANT!!!1!!!
Ai haz towld faver krismus dat iffn him duzn’t bring me dis bukk him kan sing fur himz mince pie an sherree
I haf orderedered myne in TTI, has tew wait till nxt week tho =[ *has sadz*
Jimmba!!! Jimmba! Ar yoo awn cweenmj’s Cheezmap yet??
Ai putted yoo awn Moe’s furst map, but cweenmj says ebreewun must ask fur themsleves – so if yoo hasn’t dun it yet – pleez do!
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Luked VERREE bear wiffaut mai sweet dere Jimmba!!
Speekin ov buuks, haz N E bodee seen teh “Bad Cat” book?
Iz berry funnee.
YESSS!! it iz hill-LAIR-yus! teh funnyest kitteh buk i evar saw! (sry Cheez, bt is troo.)
This is relevant to my interests.
Oh noes!
Ah jes haved dis bukk frum da malemans an nao iz n mah hanz!
Iz berry full ub win!!!!11!!
WANT!
Elevnety.
I ordrd frum Amazon.
8 cheezburgrs fur teh book
8.68 fur shippin.
LOL.
Well worth id.
I pre-ordered from B & N and had it on Friday already. Score. It’s pretty sweet bt I’m afraid to touch the shiny pages and get finger prints on them.
I respekts mah books.
OH NOES!!1!! MAH BOOKSTOR NO HAS TEH BOOK!!!!1!
The Amazon summary of the book says:
For the book, the founders of the site have selected 200 of their favorite LOLcats from their archive of *nearly one million*
Um…counting — ur doin it wrong.
Six humin dollars at Amazon. Whut a bargin!
BUKS! *drools awl ober da karpet* Gotta hev da buk too! BUKS! Luvs buks, buks, buks. *Still drooling, eyes buggin owt, floofy tortie paws shakin, breethin turribly hard, hart racing* O mai! BUKS! NEEDS! WANTS!
o yahs! teh lolbook is finally out cheezburger parteh!
Ur buks. WANTS! *runs after iLolcatlover wayving floofy paw* Gibs meh buks! Plz! Gotsta hev buks! NAO! *crowches inda korner grabbing eberybuddy’s ankels fer buks* Mai Nayme is KCTailkinker and ai’m a bukoholicic and ai doan want halp for it eever. BUKS!
Meh kittz not want meh to be bukaholix, which I iz.
Liek teh other LOLcats, tehy say, “Nawt to B reedin,” liek mos kittehs do.
“Be PETTIN !!! Nsted!!”
I reely luv i can has cheesburgur! i hav 2 cats clled seb and belle. how much is i can has cheesebuger book?
i bought this book at borders! ITS SO FUNNY! LOVE IT! MAKE ANOTHER SOMETIME K THNX BAI < 0 ///
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my pictuer got screwed up:(
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they screwed my picture up again!
Which picture is yours and how is it screwed up? I is teh editor and can fix the picture in the next printing of teh book.
I has orderd from te Amizahn an hopes it gets heer soon
I has mine! I gots it from teh Virgnz Mega Storz on Caturday! Is full of win kthx!
i can has….today! book is awesum.
Yuss, ai haz teh Badcatz buk. Nawt enniiwar niir az gud az ICHC, thoe.
KCTailKinker, lurve yur scriinnaim! Du yu hav wan? (kink-tayl cat)???
jmuhj, Dat my scriinnaim. It be hoemaj to Kansas City, Kittehs, Science Fickshun, an Star Trek. Besieds, fink abowt hao kitteh tayles get when eggsited or angree or wannin to start sumfin, aifinkso. Fankies for liekin mai naim. Mai favrit. Gotta goes hoem nao. Gotta taeks da buks ai gawt inna da mail todai. *hieds buks so nowuns taeks dem* *luks furtively arownd* *whispers to jmuhj* gonna go sets da alarm nao and gets mai buks hoem. nite nitey!
Ai cant wayt 2 get mai copee! Ai ordurd frum Amazon.
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
I hope you’ve cleared the copyrights on this. One Japanese photographer is featured here regularly keeps all rights and also sells his own books.
Dey culd uv had btr LOLCATS in teh book. But nun de less, twas still funay.
Oh Yeh! Teh Time has cum for famus kittehs!
Lol.
I have much to learn about LOLspeak…..
bauwt mai copee todai
Mom haz it. It iz gud an shees bying it fur evybuddy fur Chrimouse.
Me still wants lolcat 365 paeg-a-dae desktop calember!!! i noes u can Cheezburgah!!! pleez!!!
OMG i hadz dis fer lyke a week man… howz it all gunna show’z up on D sevnth?
lol, got dis buk thi uthur dai and itz verri funi, mai hoomin likd it 2oo. it comed at start uv wk and iz nou my fav bouk. itz gud coz i cant reed but get 2 c all the pics of uthur kittehs hee hee!!!
WOOHOOZ! Mai buk com from amyzon yestrdai! de lessons from proffie happycat r awesome!
Some belly hurters, some SPLORTS and sum lolololololololz!
Hooway for icanhascheezburger!
I haz got dis! Rofl! Bestest buk ebber!
Mah buk caym 2day! Sew mutch phun!
I has mine nao. Pikked it up from Boreders yesturdai, where teh staff lieked it verry much. So did I.
omg. i can haz nedm?
I just bought this book on Saturday and I am already in wuv wit it!!1! Funny catz iz so funy!1!1!
Whre is teh internets?
dis bewk cahainged my life it show me truth and it haz octopus cat and now i nos sealing kat is true reljion.
omg lolzness im weird like that but the buff your floor LOL