Comments on: so….u come here often?

By: Ponycool

Ponycool — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:57:39 +0000

Awww! So cute!

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:28:10 +0000

O mai! *KCT coming to after lawng tiem* *Wabes paw weekly* O Gremlin! Fank u, fank u, fank u! Ai neber thot ai’d be down so lawng! *KCT pulls floofy blankee up higher and cuddles into it* Hawt choklit wud be fien wif mehbe a buncha uv da liddel tinee marshamallows. Mai heero!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:10:01 +0000

Oh noes, KCT! Luks lyke yoo haz bin down a lawng tiyme! I halps yoo. Plz hang on tite!

Oh my, teh brayns! *scoops em up, reverses teh polarity an sendz them bak into teh kraynium! FLURP!*
*pulls owt a noo CHRG, never bin used befoar, putz it on! SCRRRripp!*
*cuvers it up wit duk taype, sevral layers*
*putz on a floofy blankee wit kitteh dezines*

A hot drink for yoo? Sum chonklits? Plz to halp yorself! Hope yoo feelz beddur!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:43:39 +0000

“Baberaham Lincoln” is from Wayne’s World

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:40:54 +0000

Two frenz, Lem and Clem goes to de beech togevver every weekend and and Clem always meets a girl and Lem never duz. So lem finally sez to Clem, “Why you alweys meets a gurl and I nebber do? Were same age, bofe actractib an available but I alweys fail, why?” and Clem sez “Lem, next week try dis, put a potater in yer swim suit afore you get there, dat’ll make an impression.” So the following week Lem does the fing wiff the tater and still gitz no attention so he sez “Clem, wutz wrong I did like you sed and Nuffin” Clem sez, “Lem, next week try puttin it down the front.”

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:27:16 +0000

Oh, um datz a cell fone but I iz glad to see ya.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:03:33 +0000

didnt bill and/or ted say taht?
(bill an ted, wun ob my favrite moovies!)

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:20:20 +0000

Fank yoo. Fank you berry much!

By: Chopp'd Livah Grrrl

Chopp'd Livah Grrrl — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:17:30 +0000

Dansdansdansdans!
PublicSerbissaNounsMint
Check yr blud pressures regularlolly even if you got no symptoms.
I are akshully berry helfy but my blud pressure be crazyhigh adn i got no symptomz atoll.
kthnxbai.

By: Chopp'd Livah Grrrl

Chopp'd Livah Grrrl — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:14:53 +0000

ps wot happend on race day?

By: Chopp'd Livah Grrrl

Chopp'd Livah Grrrl — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:14:03 +0000

Yesh!!
Dey wroted me in response to my complaint dat they removed the lates malignancy and removed other similarly comments.
I lubz da Cheez Whizes.

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:08:14 +0000

LCB
anna fyremanz
annanuvver fyremanz?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:27:12 +0000

fromage a trois, aifinkso!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:09:54 +0000

An ai too am Happee fur the mostlee helfee Mary O! An hooray fur Paht Cat too!!

*caper pranz pranz*
*pranz pranz caper*
*dansitee dansitee tippetee tap tappety tip* JAZZ HANS!!

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:58:39 +0000

Ai luvs da cyoot kitteh in da windo. Cyoot kitteh. Ai WANTS! So splortashus!
O mai!

***SPLOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT***

By: starling

starling — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:54:30 +0000

U’ll hab 2 wate 4 leeza-b, she be bizzy running after lemming cupkaykz.

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:49:30 +0000

Iz teh hunnee waggon aifinkso. liek mai naybors hooman haz.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:42:39 +0000

Frenz, ai jes posted tihs awn cheezfrenz:

“Ai’m werkin laet.

Dere’s a gui onna seckund shift dat, wehn himz gurlfren cawls hiz
cellfone, him ether goes “grr” oar “Meow”!

Him jes ansered teh fone an sed “Grr”!!! Mi, ai’m DYIN in heer!”

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:41:13 +0000

Az offen az u want mi 2 b heer, u adorabul littlol bebbeh!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:39:41 +0000

*swoon*

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:37:47 +0000

Ugh. Ai nao haz a “Cherry Pie” eerwurm.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:37:10 +0000

In yer shoo.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:34:24 +0000

Him: Duz yew liek to dans?
Her: Yes!
Him: Well den – kud yew go dans so ai kin talk to yer frend?

By: PeekaBoo

PeekaBoo — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:32:18 +0000

Leezab and Aahz
wit. u haz it!
an i appra…appri..njois it muchly.

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:26:09 +0000

mebbe he not find wun dat wurks yet?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:26:01 +0000

An fur teh compyootur geeks (ment in a niec way, uv coarse):
Yew maekz mah sawftware turn to hardware!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:24:49 +0000

Pardun meh. Iz yew in heet?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:23:59 +0000

Didyew cleen yer pantz wif Windex? Cuz ai kin see mahself in dem.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:22:17 +0000

O deer! Yew haz bin down a wile, jmuhj!
*Skreechez arown teh coarner on teh CCC*
*hops off — sweepa sweepa sweepa teh braynez into a pile*
*sprayz teh braynes wif sum applol-smellin Lysol* (hasta be cleen to put bak)
*jentlee scoops teh braynez bak intew jmuhj’s hed*
*jentlee pieces togedder teh skull bitz liek a jigsaw puzzlol*
*taypa taypa taypa teh skull in plaec*
*snaps CHRG(wdoi) onto yer hed & sekures wif moar duckee tayp*
*settlols yew into a cushee chair, tuks yew in wif a sawftee grey blankee, gives yew a cuppa hawt tee (nawt too hawt) an a choklit oktopus (wif caramel filling*
Dere. Rest kwietlee & yew shud be fien in a liddul wile.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:21:46 +0000

wot??
*looks arownd*
hay… u lemmings GET BACK HEER!
*runs after cupcaeks*
*oblivimous to teh edge of teh table coming up fast*

By: siobhan

siobhan — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:20:57 +0000

ai fink askmen wus reeleh niec 2 da men… becuz – as we awlreddy seedid heer… der ar wurs 1s

but we lubs dem men… doan we? spechule dem fyrmens ob cors… but… dems nawt good 4 ebbery dai use… 2 often calded awai…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:20:43 +0000

Whatever it is, itz 4 ur own good. Now go along wif teh nice firemans and study hard.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:18:02 +0000

Mai fayborit: Git yur coat Luv; yu’ll pulled!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:17:32 +0000

Iz dis an earlee birfday prezzint, LCB?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:15:59 +0000

Dere iz a LAWT uv funnee lienz at dis site:
http://www.pick-up-lines.info sorted by category eben.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:15:13 +0000

der’s dis joek… about a mercy dispense driber adn a manta driber (fur da nawt gurman or austrian or oferwise noeing… manta is lookdid at as a car ob nawt reeleh smart wannabe machos).

1 dai da manta driber needid a ried becuz hims car (da manta) wus borked. a mercy dispense driber tookded ihm wib him adn wyl he seeted der in da passengur seet, da manta driber seedid a wyt circlol in frond ob him. him askded da mercy dispens driber whut eet wus for… adn fownd out, dat awl da laydees da mercy dispens driber tookded wib ihm, asked de saem adn so u starts 2 talk adn laitur habs da seks.
da manta driber fot dis wus a gweat ideer adn wen hims manta fin’leh wus unborkded him painted a wyt circlol in frunt ob da passengur seet. a dai latur he tookded a wunnermous blonde girl wib him. adn da girl aksded “wut is dis wyt circlol fur?”

yah well… guess whut da manta driber repliedid… … … … (dotselebenty) … yesh egg-sackly whut da abuv did.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:14:39 +0000

That would be a vry bad pickup line.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:12:01 +0000

Tawp 10 Bad Pickup Lines
(from AskMen.com)

10. Niec legz. Wut time duz dey opun?
9. U mus be tierd cuz uz bin runnin froo mah hed awl nite.
8. Gess wut? Itz yer luckee day! Owtuv awl teh gurlz heer, ai pikked yew to talk to.
7. Dat shurt iz bery becoming on yew. Uv coars, if ai wer on yew, ai’d be_____ tew.
6. Can ai bai yew a drink, oar duz yew jus want teh munniez?
5. Can ai haz yer fone numbur? Ai seemz to haz lost mien.
4. Duz yew beleev in luv at nawt-sekkund site, oar shud ai walk by agin?
3. Him: Excuse meh – aifink yew owez meh a drink
…..Her: Wut? Why?
…..Him: ‘Cuz wen ai saw yew frum across teh room, ai dropped mien. It wuz a Rum & Coke, an mah name is (boyz naem heer).
2. Iz yer last naem Gillette? Cuz yer teh best a man kin get.
1. Come heer often?

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:07:49 +0000

* scampers in…
.
* eyes handsome, yet French stranger
.
* grabs lolpigburglar by teh floof adn drags him off

By: siobhan

siobhan — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:05:34 +0000

*gigglol* uz ryt… a wunner no1 hadid dis b4

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:01:16 +0000

O, Firemans Biff! We has a special-needs stoodint rite here. Can u gives her a one-on-one hands-on session, plz?

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:00:36 +0000

if u were President, u’d be Baberaham Lincoln

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:59:23 +0000

Choklit, plz.
*luks hoapful*

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:59:08 +0000

Dere wuz dis wun gy n mai doarm n kawlij (wich wuz tween 2 gerlz doarmz) hoo wood sit inn chayr neer da sydwawk runnin tween da gerlz doarmz. Winebber uh kyoot gerl wood wawk bai, him wood askez, “Do U liek applez?” If da anser wuz “Yeh,” him wood sai, “Grate! Wanna ____?” If da anser wuz “No,” him wood sai, “2 bad. Wanna ____?” Wat wuz spryzin wuz haow offin dat akshullee werkted!!!

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:58:24 +0000

Very deep in the Marianas Trench
Whining inna windtunnel
Xcavating asteroids

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:57:31 +0000

Grab a fireman’s wut, eggzaktlee?

By: tessm

tessm — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:57:15 +0000

… but is dubble-hung wiv mini-blinz?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:56:01 +0000

Styx, across teh river of
Time warp to 1690’s yoorup
Under teh flea on teh tick on teh rat

By: tessm

tessm — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:55:27 +0000

an hork it up onna floor inna mornin

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:53:42 +0000

Mars, but not Venus
Nootering disposal site
Over teh river and thru teh woods