oops ur not antalope

oops…ur not antalope dis is akwerd
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oops…ur not antalope dis is akwerd
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: anthrogrrl
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Ai wuz goin 2 nom u
{{{Anni}}} fansee meety yu heer at tihs thyme!
Wat a coinkydinky!
We’ve secretly replaced this cheetah’s antelope with folger’s crystals. Let’s see if he notices.
*snickurr*
Yay annipuss! Ur fastist feengurz mayded U da tawp uvva 5-wai makrumay! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt?
Teh yooshual bedtiem hawt chokklit plzthx!
K den! ***hoap I hazznt lawst da tutch***
**porez tawl mug uv steemee hawt chokklit (wif ekstree chokklit)**
KKWWXXXKKKXXX!!!! **addz lawtsa wippee kreem onna tawp**
**dustz wippee kreem wif 70% dark koko paowdur**
…
Heer yar, anni! Hazza grate nitey nite!!
Thx Aahz, dats deelishus!
Ur wellkumz! N I gotta goe maisef — seeya evvy1!!!
butt butt butt… ai ar nawt a nom!
Yoo ar at teh top ov yur game tonite!! That iz BRILLYUNT!!
It R raddur cyoot, r it nawt?
Oh, yah….I copied u on teh copier pic, Janet.
Just so u noe.
Ai taek yoo down anywai.
yesh! Is teh Spooklets’ fayvrit pastiem when i gets hoem frum werk…I tryz to get frum teh frunt doar to teh kichun and befoar i’z hafway tehre, i has kittenzes latched onto mah legz tryin to nom mah ankles and mah calf muscles…is funny but is also TEH OWCH!!!
how is deh, you has nu pikshoorz?
U has sum really kyoot kittehs
YIKES!! Teh Crapture!! Where iz yur bloo??? Ai wanted to see yur dorabul kittehs!
teh link ar bak on mah naem again
U has sum serious photography skillz
and sum seriously kyoot kittehs
fanks fur sharing
Photography skills?! Wot abuot doz KITTEH-skillz! Omg, I hab nebber seen sech sweet lil kittehs! Lil tummehs, an wiskers, an big brite eyes…..
*sigh*
I tink I bedder git home to my own lil lolcats and git me sum snuggles!
You needz splort warninks def-con elebenty milions on teh link, aifinkso…
Go bak there nao with this splort warning, i just put up the 3 latest pikturz
Tehre iz NO protekshun taht preventing the splorts frum tohse pikshurs.
No protekshun iz strawng enuff.
Such adorable bebbehs!!! Adn tehy luk so happee n helfee!! Hao will yoo eber part wiff tehm!
with a mixture of great sadness and mild relief (3 adult cats + 5 bebbehs = 8 kittehs + small apartment which = my sanity being devoured in small chunks that i get to scoop out of teh litarbocks the next morning…eeeeeeeeee!)
Doan byt da hynd dat feadz U…
Dat not what he byt. Kittah needs mor gushifuds
@@@@@
You has a flavor
Eww … I wooden wanna noe da flayvur uv dat end… *pleh*
jus lyke chikkun
I ar a tiny kittun
take me home wid U
Im ba-ack!
gud 2 has u bak
where was Uz when awai frum cheezland
tell us Ur storee
I be hazing a cheezburgerz at mikidees. Far away Mikidees!
in Rusha?
I be tooking de Monrail Kitteh.
from Rusha? to Rusha?
SPPEEEEEELLLLORT!
*steps up nda ober Plasticat* Sorry butt ai can’t halp yoo rite noa. Ai iz on a scoutin mishun lukin fur RoboScouts err anee ober typez ob… *swing up onto branch nda duks doan behind leeves* Robots frum teh Ebil Robot Empire. Gotta goez! Hoepz sumwun halps yoo tho!!
wayte! Max had sum part in tis butt ai jes had too thots-wiile meh brayne b asploded!!! Nawt sekund: shouldn’t dere b are warnin label on LOL’z or an alarm so nowun ends up wif no braynes in dere hed fur half an hour or so?
Sekkund: Ummm……Errrr….Max tahts nawt funnee*coffs weekly* ai waz jes startin too haz an ecscuse nawt too haz meh braynes!
ObeeKabee chillunz, teezin iz funn butt Plasticat needz himz branes fur teh homewerks!
Uzez teh big jagular paws to scraype togethr teh branes. Hmm, sum iz stuk in carpet. Suxem upp wivva vaktume thingy adn skwirts into craniam , plops rezt ob branes onna top, piks owt mosta bits uv pluff.. Skrews top uv hed on titely adn pulls CHRG (no doi, PC iz too kool 4 dat) waaaaay down, fastnes wiv staplez adn duktaype. Gibs PC teh shaydes for perteckshun adn a cuppa mokalatty adn sum choklitchip cookiez. Tayke it eezy a fyu minnitz, Plasticat!
sawry Plasticat can’t halp yoo noa-Ai iz lukin fur enimee scouts. Commander told meh taht teh Ebil Robot Empire haz set up bases in teh land ob cheez….ai nawt b heer long jes too scout-yeah Bye hoep ya get bettur-eventually…
i’d halp yoo but ai’m too bezzy alfabetizing meh Miracules Miracles!
Ai wud hep, but Iz a rat. Ratz doan du nuffin for free
U mebbe haz noms in pawkit?
Lucky fur Plasticat ai does haz sum cheez nda bread nda sum burgerees. Want?
sumwun awredy halps him. nexty time mebbe.
congrats eberyone a 6 wai ty
IZ u seriuz? Eet musta taekin a miracle…..
Well ai mita had sumfin to du wif eet……
Misingz me?
Plz 2 b removin ur teefs frum mai arse.
Tkxuberrymush.
O hai rhsb
how beez U?
Ohai, 2_k!
Ai’m doin gud 2dai. Feline nawt bad. Wanna heer a funnee? Ai roted dis erlier:
“Ai’m werkin laet.
Dere’s a gui onna seckund shift dat, wehn himz gurlfren cawls hiz
cellfone, him ether goes “grr” oar “Meow”!
Him jes ansered teh fone an sed “Grr”!!! Mi, ai’m DYIN in heer!”
hmm is himz a kitteh?
Him haz 2 kittehs (Ragdollz, mahm an son), but ai DOAN WANNA KNO whai himz anserin hiz fone dat wai!
Sum fings u jes better awf nawt knowin….
troo dat
no wait its an elebenty wow
Y didz not you be mizzingz me?
Ov COARSE we be missing u! Where haz u been? Wot haz u brought us? Catnip? Toys? Gushifuds????
Ai had a meetin wif mai boss an it kinda luuked lyk dis pikshur.
Dat nawt b sowndid gud … {{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}} Dew U can haz enny uv u hynd end lefted?
boss is the kitteh or U?
Da frownee fays sugjestez datda bawscat chood awn her hynee uh bit…
oh noez bad bawscat
Ai sad dat u has a sad abowt ur meetin wif ur boss….gots wunna dose too. Gotta be caerful cuz the powers dat be might nawt lieks dis and mai cheezfrens. *Sighs*
Dat wut happens 2 mai behine too.
Noes mizzings….
left U a messij on Ur furst comment on dis fred
Left u a messidje on ur sekkund commint.
YES, AI MISSED U! K?
But…is jagoowar. not leppurd! no antalopez in da jungul!!
Deetaylez, deetaylez
Ai nawt fink it matturs 2 teh hoomin rite nao.
Cud be wai de kitteh wuz confuzzled?
Minur Techicalitee….
Correkshun. Der arn’t eni antelopez in teh jungle NOW.
Soooo…
Doan leev mi! Ai lubs u.
Ai lubs u sew mush ai byte u onna butt, see?
is a form of luv!
Speekin ov leevin, ai needs 2 leev werk an go hoam.
Ai kno u guies lubs mi, butt(!) plz 2 nawt b showin it teh saem wai dis kitteh iz!
{{{awl mai cheezfrenz}}}
dat would be tayking dat luv to an extreme end indeed.
Testin wun too tree-testin wun too tree……..
Beeg Spawtee Kitteh
wuntz 2 goez owtsydez. Wuudz lyke
a Hewmin esskoartz
Beeg Spawtee Kitteh
lykes 2 playz awll day. Juss
lyke Liddill Kittehz
Beeg Spawtee Kitteh
canz runz fasst, fasst, fasst oanlee
4 shoartz disstanssez
Jack.
*aplause*WOOO HOOO! taht wuz gud! *aplause*
grate pome Jack
:claps floofy pawzes
Testin-again!-wun too tree testin wun too tree……..
Testin agen? Mes ai purrform a Miracle fur yoo jes so yoo no haz dis problem?
eet werked!-nawt teh wai ai wanted butt eet did! Noa Miracle Max nda Dekk Rant will haz Uniquekitty abatar insted ob mine eben tho they b mee….
apples
DDDDDEEEEERRRRNNNN YYYOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! juydrbbftbfhdfsegtdrygrvgsg!!!!!!!!1 AI HAZ AN ANGREE!AI REPLIED TOO MEH FURST COMMINT NDA TEHN REPLIED TOO TAHT DEN TEY WAZ BOFF GONE!
Testin agen? Plasticat yoo needz too stop
ohai I iz deh economie and I iz biting Ur butt
becoz U fayled to lib within Ur meanz
*SNERK*
…but rememburin taht hii hu laffz last laffz bestust ;{
oh, BITE me……
*ooowwww, mai hinee*
oops yer butt ,my bad.
“I said kiss my butt, not bite…”
KLINGONZ! Uv teh QTE spottud varaietii!
wee duz nat haz “QTE spottud varaietii” klingonz at mai howse, unforchunitlee… wee haz teh yoozhool kind…
Is not auntielope, iz buttfalo.
FTW!
Cheetaz neber prawspurrrrr…. speshlee in deez tuff ekonawmik tiemz.
Yew is not lion nightshayde. Will de beest of ekonawks eva be taymed?
Ob corse, ai mented ekonawmiks.
Tiger liks man butt!
EEeeeeEEEeewwwwwwww gross. Liks man butt! Tyger iz nomnomnomnomnating wun fer politykle offis. Bwahahahahahahahah!
Ai no yoo iz nawt a nom…butt u maek pritty gud cat-toy.
Lolpard jus wantz rump roast!
Nooooooooooo, Dadee!! No leev meh at preeskool!! I wantz tu go hooooooooooem!!!1!!1!
Brown-nosin
I does it
brown-nosin not politikally correkt, kitteh is “skillfully managing upward”
Ai smell fishie treets in yur back pokkits! Yu saving tehm fur teh tigurrs, yu lyk tehm better! Ai get teh treets fur maiself!
Antalope….kitteh thot it wuz Cantalope.
doan u meen “mantalope”?
Ur Butt.
I HAS IT!
how offen duz i gotta tell ya… teh cross-speeceez dating thing does not wurk!
You fink dis is bad, wayte til I start climbin.
Dobbiamo strare…vicini vicini! ;o)
kitteh try tew bitez off more den him can chew
Why does this one remind me of Moe from the Simpsons?
Hmmmmm; Ai gess yuu cuud saiy taht teh bebbeh cheetah haz gotted kynda attacheded tuu teh guiy:
“Doan goe, Misture Hyuoomin; Ai LUUVES yuu!!!”
Soe ware duu weez goe frum heer; tu teh zoo, mebbee???
o mai…berry awkwerd indeed…
Hmm… would this be a lolguar? A jaglol? Simply a loljaguar? The terminololgy is very confusing?