Comments on: You don’t need to check on that noise you heard out here

By: iris

iris — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 09:45:41 +0000

teh kitteh is sekritly importing illegal cheezburgers and they have been sent to teh rong address i.e YOUR HALL and dere is millions of them. that’s my theory.

By: DragonGod

DragonGod — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 06:07:05 +0000

>_< kute kiteh

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:17:57 +0000

And wun vershun, bye Bret Harte:

If, of all words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are: “It might have been,”
More sad are these we daily see:
It is, but hadn’t ought to be!”

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:09:17 +0000

At lass! an answr. Dat cartoon Eye founded in p.b. Animals, Animals, Animals: (Oh well, goe back and spell dat rite) A collection of great animal carttons. Ed. George Booth, Gahan Wilson, and Ron Wolin.
Kartoon iz on p. 75: Man in jamma aon stairz, turnz on lite. Twu kittehs sitz on armchair.
Man sez: “Don’t give me those innocent looks. it sounded like a herd of elephants down here.”
And low! and Bhold! Three small ‘ephants, trunkz t tayles, move quick into next room.
So, in dis Wun case, teh kittez is innocent … ai fink, but maybee ….

Also habs p.b. Collecting Himself: James thurber on Writing and Writers, Humor and Himself.
Duzn’t seem to hab Teh nite teh bed …
duz haz “A Visit from Saint Nicholas (in the Ernest Hemingway Manner).”
Teh Animals (x3) is wun Eye wud prolly carry aout of burning haus!
Hopez diz answr is uzful!

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:52:49 +0000

Yuss. Exceptsd iz haow we lerned teh wurd at haom. Also miss chiev E ous.
Sowwy. A mid-US acksent? Wuz MO 4 us.
And “rilly?”

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:29:01 +0000

Jess!

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:21:59 +0000

Iz cleber whut U wrotz der! Win!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:25:02 +0000

Wel, tehre bees nuffyng aowt inna hall taht a duhst-pann adn bruhsh cuud nawt fix up; teh brokin glasses adn teh puddels lieying arownd awl oaver teh plaise kans be kleened up inna jiffee;

Buut teh trasheded SUV inna drieve iys anuvver storree; teh isnsurance guiy wil cume inna few minnits tuu gibb an eystimite; hoep yuur policee iys payed up;
adn teh frunt lauwn kans bees ree-seeded nexxt yeer; a bak-hoe kan fillup teh hoals kwite nieycelee; teh pikket fense wil needez replaisyng, tho; adn teh tored-up macadam wil dehfynitelee hasta bees repaiveded;

Kitteh sez: KTHXBAI,AI GOES NAOW!!!!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:15:52 +0000

Heer cumes teh CCC wif teh crazee kitteh drivure; (hims lostid hims liscense a laung tiem ago); Geyt BRVM (Brayne Recoveree Vakuum Masheen); vakuums up alla braynes adn ploppez bak inna hed; geyts duckee taipe adn CHRG w/doi adn reepares hed; geyts nieyce hawt chokolait drinkee adn chokolait crokodyles; gibbs tuu Katzi; tehre: yuu gunna bees awl beddure naow; jes reyst adn doan taulk!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:45:56 +0000

ohai!! if yoo wanna be on teh cheezmaps maeks shur to e-mail cweenmj, abuv, an tehn she will to be putting yoo on teh map!!

By: Katzi

Katzi — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:26:56 +0000

Ooh…dat behbeh kitteh culored JUST like a kreemsikul!! An SO kyute!!
***SPLORT!!!***** times elebenty!!

By: Jim A

Jim A — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:52:13 +0000

wir fine. ho bout u?

By: Winnie-Wonka

Winnie-Wonka — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:54:34 +0000

ai has a sawry dat sumwun didden liek mai comment…but ai is gonna do it again cuz it is HUGE pwobwem! so ai claymz dat capshun az mai orginal inlet…intelet…ai thunk uv it nawt sekund. ai dont want sum theefy hooman for use it as dere oan, an ai dont fink is such bad fing to try to pertext it. ai is sawry if u dont agreez. *shrugs* mebbe iffin dat guy stolded frum u, u wuld unnerstands. he has mayed mene mene uv teh coppeez. izzent funnee, and Tofu n teh gang r wachin him. ai has a list uv confirmed coppeez, iffin anewun kyureeus. an iffin u haz dis wun remoovd 2, ai will do it agin…and agin… ai iz NAWT makin teh trubbel, ai iz ownlee adressin teh trubbel wat is awkreddy dere.

By: sam

sam — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:05:49 +0000

what in hall

By: lolwannabeeee

lolwannabeeee — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:52:36 +0000

O hai!!! Iz a nubee so plz to goe eazee on mee?? iz jus lurckin n raedin da comints n i sees yuo has no cheez fwenz frm eye r land on da mappies n plz to bee i can has dat gweat honurz ub bein da nawt sekund??//? iz frm Belfast!1!!

By: Badger

Badger — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:08:43 +0000

Lubs Miggs teh goggie stoary frum teh Thurber. An pocketa pockta pockta to all ob U also

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:56:37 +0000

Iz a stowree heer, aifinkso!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:55:00 +0000

Ai think ai haz maybee felt sum ghosts – an maybee sort ov scene wun, too.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:51:25 +0000

LOL!!! Nao ai see it!! Magnus!! Yoo hav chanjed yur nayme, rite???
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Max nix!! Happee burfday yesterday to teh bof ov yoo!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:47:49 +0000

Oh Magnus!!1 So sorree ai wuzznt heer last nite! NOOOOOES!!!!! Yoo ar NAWT pathetik!!

♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♥
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER Magnus♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ Wecome to ICHC ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ Happee to see yoo ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:46:20 +0000

Happy birfday, FF! Welkum to ICHC!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:44:06 +0000

FTW!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:43:39 +0000

♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♥
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER FelineFuhrer ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ Wecome to ICHC ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ Happee to see yoo ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:37:14 +0000

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:36:32 +0000

That’s really good, thx PdB. I wuz habbin a lil cringe evey time I herd it so noaw I feels bedder. One of the best teechers I ebber had sed that some mistakes can be overlooked, the phrase “we was robbed” by the manager of the loosing boxer is so much stronger than it would have been if it were grammatically correct that the error should be forgiven. She said that you mustn’t take things to extremes either, although ending a sentence with a preposition is ’something up with which she could not put.’

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:31:45 +0000

kitkay!!! {{{{{kitkay}}}}} {{{{{Yippie}}}}}} {{{{{{Zippie}}}}} Hoep yoo ar feline way bedder soon.

An what a grate review taht wuz. Ai rote a commint – but when it appered, it had too much ov mai name awn it. . .an ai cudn’t figure awt hao to maek it a bit less “me.”].
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Ai’ll trai again.

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:25:38 +0000

*Judson tries on the troll mask to see wut it’s like to be opposed to Lolspeek*
What’s the matter with you, can’t you talk good like us normal people? Wutz ‘wif a happeh’? Did you mean to say ‘With a harpy?’ Of course you have free kittens, only a moron who can’t speek good English pays for kittens. Wuts ‘N Mai BF?’ Izzat supozed to be ‘in my baff?’ You cain’t take kittehs inna baff, thare porous and wood meltzor awey. Ah wish yood awl grow up and tawk normal an be tite ass adults lyke ussens.
*dats nawt mush fun axually, it seems the troll mask needs new battries, an a gud scrubbing, it nawt smells sew sweet*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:24:37 +0000

“Aor” = “for” ov corse! *mutters to self* ratzzenfrazin raparouund

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:22:43 +0000

Thurber!!! AI lubs Thurber too!!!! Watta co-inkydink! Awl the cheezpees lubs Thurber! Hao cud it bee odderwize???
.
Ai eben direkted “Thurber Carnival” once! So ai still haz to think twice wehn uzing mai favoriet kwote “Aor ov awl sad werds ov tung oar pen, teh saddest ar these. it mite hav bin.”
.
Remembur? In wun storee, Thurber rerote it az “For ov awl sad werds awn land oar see, teh saddenst ar these, it cud nawt be” – so it wudn’t bee kwite so sad!! LOL!!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:22:31 +0000

Mai bf just sayd taht if ai camed bak az a ghostie, ai wud go arownd snorguling ebry kitteh ai cud find. *giglol*

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:08:13 +0000

Wen I wuz a kiddlet we gotta standard poople named George but when we gots him home the first time he ate a bale or two of grass and then went inside to urp it up. So I named him Snodgrass. I then shortened that to Snod.

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:07:47 +0000

Maibi dis is FF frum abowve? Maibi him change him naem so nawt to hurts cheesepeeps feelinks?

By: judson

judson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:03:05 +0000

Well, my ex didn’t lyke habbing cats around.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:02:33 +0000

here’s a linky for the gramatically astute …
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http://www.cafepress.com/editorsforobama

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:57:25 +0000

Aie can has imbisible goggie to blame?

By: brainfire

brainfire — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:40:34 +0000

ai finks teh kittehs n teh goggies b tickeled bai teh ghosties.

ai kawl dem “poof dreems”. bery phunnee wen teh kitteh suddenlee leepz strayt upses n2 teh ayr.

*puts handz ober mouf n gigglz*

By: brainfire

brainfire — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:36:43 +0000

*snerk*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:22:39 +0000

i secund dat snick.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:48:36 +0000

eet is! ai hoep u gots ur purrsonal CHRG awn ur heed?

By: siobhan

siobhan — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:47:57 +0000

yesh… der’s sum oddur capshun for dis sumwer… eet sais sumfing liek ai maded u kwafee adn ai dreenkded eet… awl…

By: upfi

upfi — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:30:13 +0000

Iz it ok if ai jest calls u FF? AI has a purrsonal problem wif teh wurd Fuh … Fuh … no, ai can’t bring maiself to say it. Ai is German. Our so-called Fu… killed 6 miljon Jews between 1939 and 1945 and a hell uva lot of ovver peeps so dis is where teh lolfun stops for me. Ai guess it’s a bit like 4 teh cheezpeeps who dunt like teh CCC being called KKK. See?

But ai’ll ask u to be mai fwend nebbertheless. K?

By: upfi

upfi — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:24:45 +0000

Schmooze frum me, 2!!!1!! Dat was a wunnermus reply to teh troll who fought we were awl moarons. NAWT troo!! Ai is quiet pink on teh outside, and dat is eben thow ai is Jerman. *mutters incomprehensibly and shakes feelers in anger*

By: MJ

MJ — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:13:58 +0000

Dis kidden is so kyoot!

By: noozilander

noozilander — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:07:01 +0000

man doze eyez look freaky

By: siobhan

siobhan — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:35:17 +0000

sheesh… dat souns so troll-lyk… *looks owt for leeza-b*

u bees da magnus frum da x-men… erm… brotherhood?

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:49:13 +0000

Ohai! U b up dis laet?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:37:20 +0000

Happee Birfday!!! Welkum to ICHC. Itz a bery bery niec place.
(too lazy to sign into wp — Hello Kitty is already asleep)

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:35:09 +0000

I noticed one grammatical error on Obama’s part, too. One of those “him vs he” things, I think. I don’t remember exactly what it was, but I know I gave him a little “tsk” in my head. Ai still lubz him tho.

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:13:32 +0000

U kin haz uh peenya coelawdah, FF. Hapee burfdai!

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:50:19 +0000

Ai libz in Neev-aaaaah!!!-duh, adn wun ub mai pet peevz b teh sayin ub “noocyulur” (nawt-gud comboe). Ai haetz it!!!! Wif pashun!! Haoebur, ai nawt goin haywyr awn mai frindz oar suchiz cuz ai laiks dem 2 much. Ai jus wync oar ai gwim adn baer it.