You don’t need to check on that noise you heard out here
You don’t need to check on that noise you heard out here in the hall, k?
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Plz to retern to ur regyoolarlee skedyuld lolz.
Cumonebbrybuddy baby do da conga…
Heere come teh conga-rats for yoo, Nightshayde!!
Conga Ratz, Caonga Ratz, Conga Ratz!!! Awl in dere brite adn rooflee dansing costuumz. Conga, conga, conga!!!
*Conga line passes deh drinkz table. Awl deh Ratz taking a martoonee.
Conga, sip, conga, sip, conga, sip,
Conga, sip, conga, sip, conga, sip,
Songa, kip, singa, kop, Konip, sga.
*Konga line disintigratez.
NIGHTSHAYDE! U preshus thing!! Congrajeelashuns!!!!
Jumps on teh conga line (wiff one tappy shoe and one golden shoo) an
begins to dants!
Hi, Kafleen! U still has yore shooz U gotted 4 yore birffday?
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Oh, I willz has dem furr teh rest ub mah life and keeps dem shinee
an polished. Dey r giffs ub lub. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
O Hai, Kafleen! Lawng tiem, no see!!!!
*runz up & froez hur arms arownd teh Dawnkee’s neck*
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Itz sew gud to see yew!!!!
*getz into teh conga line*
*wun too free KICK*
*wun too free KICK*
*wun too free KICK*
oh my!!!
*grins wiff a VERY stoopy and pleezed grin*
KICK!
KICK!
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♥♥ ♥♥ {{{{{kafleen}}}}} ♥♥ ♥♥
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oh, mj.
I lubs u.
*melts into littul puddul*
Den u wont minding dis.
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Wadder bloon!!!!!
u.
r gunna.
gettit.
Reelee? u gotz a prezzee fur mii? how thot
ful. Oh, heer, I haz wu fur u, too.
*Handz DawnKee a hunerd doller towel.
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*tee hee hee!*
I intruppting maisef fur dis semi-importint messige:
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Wun uv deh next 5 peepz tu gitting on dhe map will b nomber 200!!!
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing.
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I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee. I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
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Dis b a nawsum map — so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz b… It b nise fer da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
R wii dere yet? huh? huh? huh? haz wii reeched 200?? R wii dere yet? huh? huh? huh? R wii dere yet? huh? huh? huh? R wii dere yet? huh? huh? huh?
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no.
Butt yay! Wii gots anuvver cheez peep in Kanadia! Ohai to Aclodava!!!
Awsum! Iz scerry hao few peeps we haz up heer! We haz sens uv hoomur! Nawt-sekkkund whu nawt in Un-tay-ree-oh, tu.
Ohai, Aclodava! *waves*
R wii dere yet? huh? huh? huh? haz wii reeched 200??
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YES!!! Mimzoid b nomber 200!
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Dans, dans, dans, dans, dans!!!!1
Yay!
Yu putted a lawt uv NRGs intu making shur ebrywun nu about teh map.
Yu be teh awsum, mai cween.
N yay ebrywun whu be awn teh map! (N ebrywun nawt awn teh map fur tehir own reesuns, tu, nawt want tu leev yu out.)
congarats mimzoid awn da taw… erm… 200f spawt ^^
adn ob cors congarats nigthshade awn da tawp spawt … here in dis berry lol adn fanks adn hugs to owr cweenmj fur awl her gweatniss! wowie… anotter iss
1 step clowser nao…
Shmoo.
Iz cleber whut U wrotz der! Win!
yesh! lets hab a conga beach partee in Awtum! *shakes bottom*
Iz elebenty-zillyun degreez here in LA today, weez warin bavin soots. (Not a pritty site, me, tho teh dorterz looks bewtimus az alweez) We has a Snanta Ana! Gud day for cold drinksies.
Pleh!! It r still dat hot??? I srry.
I drives up in a limo wiff a swimming pool inside and coooool drinkees, k?
We willz hab a parteh!
Mah Momkat & Liddul Gurl went to teh pool today. Itz apparuntlee no longer heeted, but wuz warm enuff fur sum playin. Den dey went in teh hot tub, which is apparuntlee nao a “warm tub.” Dey liekz teh warm tub.
*sigh*
donkee wunts a pool.
anna hot tub.
wif a towel boy…
mmm
Dere b fyu moar fingz ai kin minshun, but ai noe fink ai wud rite nao.
whether rpt in OKleyhomy: WIND followed by <Bmoar WIND 4-cast 4 tomoorow: WIND!!!
hole onto yer kar door when yoo opens it, ore else it will blow rite plum off’n yore car!! standing up strate naught so hard, juss leeeeeennnn N2 teh WIND!!!
Oh, I noez. I b bak in OKC after beeing gone fur a yr. I had furgotted how windy Okeehomee b. Furst it blowingz in frum deh norf. Den it switciingz tu deh souf. Adn now it kumming at us frum deh norf agin.
O hai, cweenmj! {{{{{{{{{cweeneey mj}}}}}}}}}
necks thyme yoo cumes threw OK in yer trabblols, yooo MUSt bisit mii!!! I wood lub 2 meat yoo!
Oh! dat sownds so nice!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE-la-homa
wher teh wind coms sweepin down teh playyyyyns…
It b sweeping wif a GINORMUS broom tuday!!
teh better to kleen up teh dust wif?
Jess!
Dat wind startz in Canada, we trys to warms it up b4 it gets to Okleyhomy. We gotz noe trees so it doan slows down enny.
Okeehoma and deh norf pole b 4 barbed wiyre fensez
– and three uv dem b down.
hewo, kitty!
con cat shoe lacewings! howz yr code in da noze?
Ai iz feelin beddur, fanks! Mebbe itz teh cold medicine (liekly itz teh cold medicine), but ai will taekz wut ai kin getz.
Nao ai iz goin hoam to watch teh debayt. See y’all tomorrow!
nyce naught sekond, Nightsayde
*gitz in lyne wiff awl teh odder Ratz*
{{{{{{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}}}}}} U goez gurl!
Fanks, kitkay!
Doz dis kitteh hab teh Thurber frezn? The teeni-tiinne herd ob ‘ephants?
Thurber?!
I LUBS Thurber!!!!
*pocketa-pocketa-pocketa*
Wut zat noyz?
poketa-poketa-QUEEP
whut? ai iz Thurber fan but donut knoes tihs ref… doo tell!
ai b a beeg thurber fan, 2. my last ole dawgee-the ole’ yelller won, looked juss lyke a Thurber dawg!
I din’t noe peepz still noe ’bout thurber; he wuz old by teh thyme I discubbered hymn in teh library assa yooth–in teh libe-ary. nebber seen thurber in buk storez.
Hoo is hee? well, has U heerd ob “teh sekret lyfe ob Walter Mitty”? yeah, thurber. I fink ai B riting “the seek-cret lyfe ob Waltlolr kitteh” I can has best seller, 2?
Thurber ???? did ai heerz sumwun sai Thurber ???? ai haz been a HUJJ fan sinse ai waz a kidlet…..an mi reel naem ….iz Sarah Shoaf, and Thurber, he gotz an Aunt Sarah Shoaf , shez teh wun hoo iz afrade burlolorz ar goin tu com intu her howse in teh m iddlul ov teh nite, an colorform her !…sew she putz a pile ov her posseesshunz owtsied her dor wiff a not awn it , sayin, “diz iz awl ai gotz, plz dunot colorformz meh !”
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AUnt Graice Shoaf, frowz shooz atr teh burgolorz she heerz tho, sum nites she jest frow a cupple, sum nites she frow dem awl !!!
Duz it B Furber hoooo startid teh fay mouse aminal reskyuu N Texaz?
wow, aunt sarah shoaf?? taht iz u?
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Q. wee haz catz teh way most peeps haz myce.
A. Ai see u haz. Ai cant tell whether u wishes advice or r just boasting.
duz anybody else merember a shortlived tv show based on Thurber? i b’leeve twas calld “mY whirrled, and wlecome tuit”. i lubbed it. prolly lasted bout 2 weeks den replaced by gIlliGun’s iland (which i also watched enuf to have memorized teh plots and sum songs)
mai faborite Thurber b “da nite da bed felld on father” used it
manee timez as performance piece inna mi mis-spent yoot ( beri hard
piece tew dew bcuz beri hard tew get troo wiffowt LAFFIN owt lowd !
nayme sum plaises inna Noo Jerzey…
… iz too wurds, lyke terra cotta…
Thurber!!! AI lubs Thurber too!!!!
Watta co-inkydink! Awl the cheezpees lubs Thurber! Hao cud it bee odderwize???
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Ai eben direkted “Thurber Carnival” once! So ai still haz to think twice wehn uzing mai favoriet kwote “Aor ov awl sad werds ov tung oar pen, teh saddest ar these. it mite hav bin.”
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Remembur? In wun storee, Thurber rerote it az “For ov awl sad werds awn land oar see, teh saddenst ar these, it cud nawt be” – so it wudn’t bee kwite so sad!! LOL!!
Lubs Miggs teh goggie stoary frum teh Thurber. An pocketa pockta pockta to all ob U also
And wun vershun, bye Bret Harte:
If, of all words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are: “It might have been,”
More sad are these we daily see:
It is, but hadn’t ought to be!”
At lass! an answr. Dat cartoon Eye founded in p.b. Animals, Animals, Animals: (Oh well, goe back and spell dat rite) A collection of great animal carttons. Ed. George Booth, Gahan Wilson, and Ron Wolin.
Kartoon iz on p. 75: Man in jamma aon stairz, turnz on lite. Twu kittehs sitz on armchair.
Man sez: “Don’t give me those innocent looks. it sounded like a herd of elephants down here.”
And low! and Bhold! Three small ‘ephants, trunkz t tayles, move quick into next room.
So, in dis Wun case, teh kittez is innocent … ai fink, but maybee ….
Also habs p.b. Collecting Himself: James thurber on Writing and Writers, Humor and Himself.
Duzn’t seem to hab Teh nite teh bed …
duz haz “A Visit from Saint Nicholas (in the Ernest Hemingway Manner).”
Teh Animals (x3) is wun Eye wud prolly carry aout of burning haus!
Hopez diz answr is uzful!
its okays. rilly
is just my scienz fair project.
*luks around*
is dis a parfait i sieze here?
*puts it inna place where da lublee Mlle d’Onkay can see it.*
mmmmm fruity sweet deelishusness . we bin spear minting for flavah
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O hai, clg! ai lykes yore nayme, butt how yoo ‘breevee8’s it?
yU is funny, def. naught “choppt libber”. (or is dat yer sigh-ants projekt?)
ohai, Yippee!!! you can purtee much cawl me anyfing…except late to dinnah!
In da bafroom, however….
ruh roh.
Methinks someone protesteth too much…
*snurt*
Nononono. Kitteh is rite! Eberyfing IS cool in teh hall, nau dat kitteh haz smashed teh heaterz, torn open elebenty bags ob ice cubes, turned on teh dry ice mashine, spilled a flask ob liquid nitrogen… Teh hall can’t get any cooler dan this!
an taht thing krawlin down teh hall… oh datz just BozeEinstein… nawt skerry at awl… pwomiss… he’s just lookin for a krystil goblet to pore hisself into…
Bose-Einstein Condensaytes – der ownli point yu’ll eber need.
Well, iz nawt teh laidee dish taim, mifinks.
Nuffing bwoke! I fink…
teh bird? i nowt sure whare he is .just lemme halp you look fur him.
*hicchirp* *hicchirp*
*snerk*
kittehs in teh hall!
i’m in yer hall, Been a kitteh!
I’m crushing your head!
*snicker*
i secund dat snick.
Derz noebudeh hoam, derz noebudeh hoam!
erm… [ enter dumb git inno da car commint heres ]
*jumps inno da hall adn plais wib da kittehs ^^
Dat wook!! I noe dat wook!! mie kitteh haz dat same wook aw da TIME!!!! waddoo eye doo?
watch him veddeh veddeh carrrrrrefullee.
But onny wif teh berry tite CHRG anna pertekytiv aye-ware! CAREFUL1!
knotty kitteh, iz gotta watch yoo lyke a hawk!
Nawt lyke a hawk!!! Aifinkso a cyoot kittah iz a nom 2 a hawk!
*thinks dis kitteh haz cawzed hawks tu splort and bekom noms to kittehs.*
OK, POLL TIME:
Do y’all think animals see ghosts, and that’s why they freak us out sometimes?
Like when your dog waits ’til you’re reading Stephen King at 1 am, and then decides to wrinkle his nose and growl at an empty corner? Or your cat suddenly leaps and runs out of the room for no apparent (to you) reason?
I fink dat dey reads our demeanor/emotions/mindz and when we’re a liddle freaked, they freaks too. Or they’re jest fuxxing wif our perceptions.
Maybe sometimes theyz playin a prank on da hoomans!!
Maybe??? kittehz b habing deh ebil sens uv humer, ifinkso.
Aifinksew, 2. Ai haz noezdid kittehz adn goggehz wif teh ebil sens ub humur. Wii kin awl b ebil sumtiemz. >:]
Dey duz, aifinkso. Oar if dey duzzint, den aifink dey sense teh ghosties.
we has an expressin when the kittehs stare off into space, “They’re talking to the invisible aliens.” Jean seems 2 be our spokeskitteh. Animals are more sensitive to the supernaturl, ‘kordin to my writer acquaintance who does ghost stuff.
Ai think they senses stuffs we don’t- they shur can heer stuff we don’t- mebbe they sense other “disturbinsis in de forse” we cant!
mai DH referz too teh kittehs “playin wiv toyz taht onlee tehy kan see”…
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“ai seez ded mousies”??
hopefullee nawt teh wuns ai runned over wif teh lon-mower… that wud be GROSS.
Ai r’member waeking up in teh middle uv teh nyte wunce, n seeing awl free uv mai tehn-kittehs in a try-angul around me, awl stairing fixededly at teh saym spot, awl wif ears partway back n awl uv tehm awl tense. Awl 3 relaksed at saem instant n wandereded off. Ai had nuff lyte taht if anyfing had been visbul, ai cud have seeing it, but ai seeing nuffing, heering nuffing (wuz base-mint partmint uv a howse, so no nay-bors or anyfing). Ai had teh dee-stinked impreshun taht tehy wuz awl watching sumfing taht wuz a mebbe-freat.
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*shrug* Frum awl ai seeing awl mai lyf, kittehs sensing fings taht be outsyde our ranj uv per-sep-shuns. Iz lots uv reesent proovings taht tehre be aminlols wif senses whu being always aware uv stuff we neber majined. Cud cawl ghosts, ai gess.
Kittehs bery gud at nooing dis. Dat iz y teh witchees liek to hab dem rownd.
Prysma teh pagan kitteh approoves tihs commint.
Well, my ex didn’t lyke habbing cats around.
Ai tink kittehs r jus weerd in teh hed. No ghosts, mebbe bugs oar sumfin. Wunss mai kitteh Carly ran ober mii wile ai wuz sleepin. Wii haded at erfkwake, nawt too big wun, but he woked mii up runnin oawt of teh room. Den he wuddint come bak in fur an hour, tinkin dat’s ware teh shakin took plase — woware elss, jus in teh bedroom.
I thinks goggies adn kittehs know what we’re reading adn wayt until a good thyme tu skare teh wits owt ob us.
I finkso too, jd.
Wun teim ai libbed inna owld house were da kitchen wuz entered frum da hawl by a landin n 4 steps down. Ai wuz cookin n felt a cold draft. Ai looked aroun tu see if der wuz a winno open, an mi toy poodle n 2 kittehs were standin frozen lukkin at sumfing sittin onna stairs. Aftur a wile dey awl gabe a shake n wandered off like nutthin happned.
YEP.
Dat r JUSS wutt ahm talking bowt.
Ai fink dey doo. Ai herd dat kittahs seez n 4 demenshuns n we onlee seez n free, so dere mus be sumpthin der.
Ai no dat dey no stuffz we nawt no. Mai kittah sleeped in da bed wif mai gramma wen she libbed wif us wen she wuz sik. Den mai grampa sended mai gramma tu teh nursin home. One dai monthz laterz mai kittah went an got on mai gramma old bed and no would come out for free daiz, nawt ebben foar noms or litter bocks. Den she jus comed out on dai free an walked ober tu coush wif mai dad where teh fone wuz layin n layd on fone. Fibe minuts layter nursin home called n telled us mai gramma jus died bout fibe minuts bfor, lyke bout the tyme mai kittah comed out ub room tu go tu teh fone.
Definitlee! Altho ma Roscoe wood mewrgle at da cornrrs an wallz, an wivin a day, we wood has an erfkwayk! I tell yooz, I lernt to watch him keerfullee!! Whutevar wall he wuz mewrglin at, wuz da direkshun uv da kwayke!
ai finks teh kittehs n teh goggies b tickeled bai teh ghosties.
ai kawl dem “poof dreems”. bery phunnee wen teh kitteh suddenlee leepz strayt upses n2 teh ayr.
*puts handz ober mouf n gigglz*
Mai bf just sayd taht if ai camed bak az a ghostie, ai wud go arownd snorguling ebry kitteh ai cud find. *giglol*
Ai think ai haz maybee felt sum ghosts – an maybee sort ov scene wun, too.
Iz a stowree heer, aifinkso!
Dat noyse? Oh dat wuz just me an muh frenz pwacticing our danse steps. Fer the the cheerleading skwad, fer the big game. WHO? Oh me an Fluffy an Floofy and Duffy and Doofy and Snod. Um, we’re trine to makes the cheerleading skwad. Np axually weed rather you nawt watch until we getz it roit OK? We’ll trine keep it down but Snod has four left feets and bumps inta stuff. Kthxbye.
Snod…
*snert*
Wen I wuz a kiddlet we gotta standard poople named George but when we gots him home the first time he ate a bale or two of grass and then went inside to urp it up. So I named him Snodgrass. I then shortened that to Snod.
Thingz tat goez bump in da nite!!!!111
frum gooolees and gosteez and longleggitee beasties, dear Lawd diliber us!
Hee willz.
An also frum Fluffy an Floofy and Duffy and Doofy and Snod…
an tehere boifrenz whu keep throwin terlet paper awl over teh howse…
Sumtimez its cuz dey got sparks in dere fur.
Adn sumtimez its cuz de kittehs can be seein wot’s reeely dere.
as opposed to whut peeple THINK shud be there…
kitteh hass juss red teh amazon reebuse on teh noo “i can has cheezburger” book!!!
She ’speshuloly lykes teh won by dat wunnerfull riter frum Norman, OK!
*shame-lol-less ad-bertizement 4 votes*
KITKAY!!! U b in Norman??? I b in OKC fur a cuppla weekz!! wii can haz Cheezmeet???????????
OOOoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooo:
kitkay is berry X-sited 4 cheezmete with teh cween of ICHC!
I finks I mush finely B cume “bloo” so I can communicate wiff cheezpeeps, ‘cuz I doan git on awl teh lol’s ebbery day;
Hay volks: NE buddy else out hear in teh “hartland” wanna haff a meet at my haus in Norman?
riting tu mii at cweenmj@gmail.com adn i will putting u on deh map, and wii can meeting!! I sew eggsited. Furst I had a sad tu b heer and no cheezeepeepz heer. Nao i hazz a cheezeepeep tu meeting!!
dans dans dans!!!
kitkay is sic—stoopy wolf biting mii agin—an Yippee!!! is naught sew zippee!!! eether, wii taykes a nap now, OKTHNXBAI
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Haz sum chikkin riec soops adn dis nawt tu hawt ‘nip tea. makes U beddur.
Iz kitkay teh wun hoo rited the byootiful revyew of teh Cheezbook on Amazon? I gibbed it teh thums up!
Oh, stupee me! Ai didint reed the nawt sekund messij compleetlee. It iz kitkay hoo rited the revyoo!
Yesh, iz mii!!! I hassa different amazon nayme than my lol nayme, cept they boff start wiff teh ledder “K”
THKNS 4 teh (apposablol) fumbs up!
Ai reeded it erlyer todae on Amazon and ‘member it wuz by Kay frum Norman! Den ai seed cweenmj respond abuv to yoo callin yoo kitkay and askin iz yoo frum Norman. But ai didint reed yoor messij nawt sekond. Glad to mee chew, kitkay! Yoo shud bee bloo!
KITKAY!! see abuv for mai emayo ^^^^^^^^ plz 2 riting mii so wii kin haz deh cheezmeetz!!
kitkay!!! {{{{{kitkay}}}}} {{{{{Yippie}}}}}} {{{{{{Zippie}}}}} Hoep yoo ar feline way bedder soon.
An what a grate review taht wuz. Ai rote a commint – but when it appered, it had too much ov mai name awn it. . .an ai cudn’t figure awt hao to maek it a bit less “me.”].
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Ai’ll trai again.
aw! kitteh smashed ur grammy’s favwit vase!
Anudder debate where I find I yam forced to git up an walk away because I caint stand it enne moaw. This time the man who wants to lead this country made a grammatical error that puts him at the same level of articulation as our current prez. The phrase wuz: “the major difference between myself and Mr. Obama…”. The phrase should have been: ‘the major difference between Mr. Obama and me…’, and a good editor would have offered: ‘the major between us…’. His claim to an advantage based on greater experience is specious, he has about 70 years of experience with English, about 30 more than Mr. Obama, and yet Barack is significantly better with it.
Befor sum troll menshuns dat lolspeak iz nawt teh stannered Inglish, I wish to point out that there seem to be a disproportionate number of professional writers and editors on this site, and that several of them have commented on the language skills required to write in this dialect.
That said, I CANT TAYKE ANUDDER FOWER YEERS OF NU-CU-LER!!!!!! Nononononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1
yase….inturresstin…
*sneeks in shaymlesslee tu yuse tihs con-veen-yent opening*
This particular writer was thinking about it last night (although not in relation to any political figures) and wrote a blog entry I finished up and posted this morning, with my reflections on it. Would love to hear what those who’ve been on here longer think of it.
*sneeks back intu shadoes, blushing*
Oh yeah… furgot link, wuz blushing so much. Clickee awn teh blooness uf mai nayme.
I likez it. bery well sed. keeping it handee fur we deh trollz kum bak.
*blush moar*
Ai wanders off tu bed nao wif a happeh.
An also wif free kittehs n mai bf.
Schmooz to yooz!!
Schmooze frum me, 2!!!1!! Dat was a wunnermus reply to teh troll who fought we were awl moarons. NAWT troo!! Ai is quiet pink on teh outside, and dat is eben thow ai is Jerman. *mutters incomprehensibly and shakes feelers in anger*
*Judson tries on the troll mask to see wut it’s like to be opposed to Lolspeek*
What’s the matter with you, can’t you talk good like us normal people? Wutz ‘wif a happeh’? Did you mean to say ‘With a harpy?’ Of course you have free kittens, only a moron who can’t speek good English pays for kittens. Wuts ‘N Mai BF?’ Izzat supozed to be ‘in my baff?’ You cain’t take kittehs inna baff, thare porous and wood meltzor awey. Ah wish yood awl grow up and tawk normal an be tite ass adults lyke ussens.
*dats nawt mush fun axually, it seems the troll mask needs new battries, an a gud scrubbing, it nawt smells sew sweet*
OK! I goes an looks!
Ai libz in Neev-aaaaah!!!-duh, adn wun ub mai pet peevz b teh sayin ub “noocyulur” (nawt-gud comboe). Ai haetz it!!!! Wif pashun!! Haoebur, ai nawt goin haywyr awn mai frindz oar suchiz cuz ai laiks dem 2 much. Ai jus wync oar ai gwim adn baer it.
Yuss. Exceptsd iz haow we lerned teh wurd at haom. Also miss chiev E ous.
Sowwy. A mid-US acksent? Wuz MO 4 us.
And “rilly?”
I noticed one grammatical error on Obama’s part, too. One of those “him vs he” things, I think. I don’t remember exactly what it was, but I know I gave him a little “tsk” in my head. Ai still lubz him tho.
Ohai! U b up dis laet?
here’s a linky for the gramatically astute …
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http://www.cafepress.com/editorsforobama
That’s really good, thx PdB. I wuz habbin a lil cringe evey time I herd it so noaw I feels bedder. One of the best teechers I ebber had sed that some mistakes can be overlooked, the phrase “we was robbed” by the manager of the loosing boxer is so much stronger than it would have been if it were grammatically correct that the error should be forgiven. She said that you mustn’t take things to extremes either, although ending a sentence with a preposition is ’something up with which she could not put.’
Hi Everybody…I’ve visited this site many, many times and decided to become a member and am checking out the rest of the site. Glad to be here!
gud to hav yoo heer, FelineFuhrer!
Thank you! I left a link also to a site that I have on Ning called Feline Domination Movement, but it seemed to have been deleted for some reason. It is a tongue in cheek site that is about felines regaining their status being worshiped as gods with the goal of ruling the world where humans have miserably failed. I am not sure why it was deleted, but almost all of the pics that are used on the site are from LOL Cats and give credit to this site, besides the fact that in NO WAY competes with this site. In fact, it would be hard to make the site what it is without the wonderful contributions from members of this site. Check it out when you get the chance.
Oh Hai FF! Wlkum tu Cheezland!!
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If u posting a link wif deh h t t p stuff in deh frunt, it appearz fur a nanoseccund oar two, den disappearz in2 deh ether fur an ower oar 2 wyle word pretzel nomz on it. den it horrkz it bak up. Chek mai helperz at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
fur alw kindz uv interesting halp inkluding how to posting linkeez rite away.
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*Handz FF a chokklit martoonee. Kllinkee glassez
Cheez!!
Ai haz nawt Bing home sew mushes l8lee, adn haz nawt keepin up wif awl teh comminks, but haz nawt Cing PB2K. Kin sum1 bring mii uptodate? Haz she Bing hear? PB2K, WHERE R UZ? Kplsthkss.
yah, how iz she since she camed home frum teh hospitall?
PB2K is reecubbering from her boicell transplant. seh has sum trubbl wantin to eet, but Ifinkso seh is better a liddle.
Dis is ebry nite at mai hows.
I jussed joynd and I dont have any frendz. Itz mie birfday too.
concatshulashuns on yer birfdai FelineFuhrer… niec 2 habs u here… iffn u maeks ur naem bloo (u jes hab da ads da linkie 2 ur profiel in da posting lien) u soon wil habs menneeeeeeeeeeeh and ben meeeenneeeeher… fwiens
dids u sillibraet ur birfdai awlreddy? oar are we gunna habs a parteeh here? wib caeks adn cawfee adn martoonies adn dancis adn elebenty moar stuffs?
thanx fer the bes wishis. I selabrate by mice elf butt is OK. Beer maks evryting OK. Cheerz.
yeh… wib enuff beer u can bees menneh… but bees much moar fun wib otturs… u noe… bcuz ob da pressins… adn da silleh fings da otturs does, dat u can tells dem yeers latur adn puts dem in shaim *cough* aid nebber doe dat ob cors *cough*
soooooo… yu wud liek a birfdai caek adn a slurpeh chokklit martoonie? ai jes happen 2 habs sum ob dat here…
U kin haz uh peenya coelawdah, FF.
Hapee burfdai!
Happee Birfday!!! Welkum to ICHC. Itz a bery bery niec place.
(too lazy to sign into wp — Hello Kitty is already asleep)
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Happy birfday, FF! Welkum to ICHC!
I no, itz pathetic.
Iz it ok if ai jest calls u FF? AI has a purrsonal problem wif teh wurd Fuh … Fuh … no, ai can’t bring maiself to say it. Ai is German. Our so-called Fu… killed 6 miljon Jews between 1939 and 1945 and a hell uva lot of ovver peeps so dis is where teh lolfun stops for me. Ai guess it’s a bit like 4 teh cheezpeeps who dunt like teh CCC being called KKK. See?
But ai’ll ask u to be mai fwend nebbertheless. K?
*I just joined and I do not have any friends. It is my birthday too. I know, it is pathetic*
sheesh… dat souns so troll-lyk… *looks owt for leeza-b*
u bees da magnus frum da x-men… erm… brotherhood?
Maibi dis is FF frum abowve? Maibi him change him naem so nawt to hurts cheesepeeps feelinks?
Oh Magnus!!1 So sorree ai wuzznt heer last nite! NOOOOOES!!!!! Yoo ar NAWT pathetik!!
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LOL!!! Nao ai see it!! Magnus!! Yoo hav chanjed yur nayme, rite???
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Max nix!! Happee burfday yesterday to teh bof ov yoo!!
man doze eyez look freaky
yesh… der’s sum oddur capshun for dis sumwer… eet sais sumfing liek ai maded u kwafee adn ai dreenkded eet… awl…
Dis kidden is so kyoot!
eet is! ai hoep u gots ur purrsonal CHRG awn ur heed?
Aie can has imbisible goggie to blame?
FTW!
O hai!!! Iz a nubee so plz to goe eazee on mee?? iz jus lurckin n raedin da comints n i sees yuo has no cheez fwenz frm eye r land on da mappies n plz to bee i can has dat gweat honurz ub bein da nawt sekund??//? iz frm Belfast!1!!
ohai!! if yoo wanna be on teh cheezmaps maeks shur to e-mail cweenmj, abuv, an tehn she will to be putting yoo on teh map!!
what in hall
ai has a sawry dat sumwun didden liek mai comment…but ai is gonna do it again cuz it is HUGE pwobwem! so ai claymz dat capshun az mai orginal inlet…intelet…ai thunk uv it nawt sekund. ai dont want sum theefy hooman for use it as dere oan, an ai dont fink is such bad fing to try to pertext it. ai is sawry if u dont agreez. *shrugs* mebbe iffin dat guy stolded frum u, u wuld unnerstands. he has mayed mene mene uv teh coppeez. izzent funnee, and Tofu n teh gang r wachin him. ai has a list uv confirmed coppeez, iffin anewun kyureeus. an iffin u haz dis wun remoovd 2, ai will do it agin…and agin… ai iz NAWT makin teh trubbel, ai iz ownlee adressin teh trubbel wat is awkreddy dere.
wir fine. ho bout u?
Ooh…dat behbeh kitteh culored JUST like a kreemsikul!! An SO kyute!!
***SPLORT!!!***** times elebenty!!
Heer cumes teh CCC wif teh crazee kitteh drivure; (hims lostid hims liscense a laung tiem ago); Geyt BRVM (Brayne Recoveree Vakuum Masheen); vakuums up alla braynes adn ploppez bak inna hed; geyts duckee taipe adn CHRG w/doi adn reepares hed; geyts nieyce hawt chokolait drinkee adn chokolait crokodyles; gibbs tuu Katzi; tehre: yuu gunna bees awl beddure naow; jes reyst adn doan taulk!!
Wel, tehre bees nuffyng aowt inna hall taht a duhst-pann adn bruhsh cuud nawt fix up; teh brokin glasses adn teh puddels lieying arownd awl oaver teh plaise kans be kleened up inna jiffee;
Buut teh trasheded SUV inna drieve iys anuvver storree; teh isnsurance guiy wil cume inna few minnits tuu gibb an eystimite; hoep yuur policee iys payed up;
adn teh frunt lauwn kans bees ree-seeded nexxt yeer; a bak-hoe kan fillup teh hoals kwite nieycelee; teh pikket fense wil needez replaisyng, tho; adn teh tored-up macadam wil dehfynitelee hasta bees repaiveded;
Kitteh sez: KTHXBAI,AI GOES NAOW!!!!
>_< kute kiteh
teh kitteh is sekritly importing illegal cheezburgers and they have been sent to teh rong address i.e YOUR HALL and dere is millions of them. that’s my theory.