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An wen dey cum up fer aer…..
Ai will get dem
adn whut will u does wib dem? *awaitin gweat adveshur storeh*
KEEL! MAME! DYE DYE DYE!
Kittehs r nawt as kewt as tehey looks, rly.
Or tehey r intew dying birdies purpal.
but… but… ai seedid tom adn jerry maik fwenship…
Ai will nom dem uv corse, wat els wud Ai do wiv birdiez?
bwings eet in da hoomins room adn lets eet flies dere… so da hoomin gits crazeeh (wyl twying 2 sabe da burd… ryt aftur da hoomin gibs u lawts ob nommie food 2 keeps u ‘wai frum da birdeh)
concats Anni on Ur furst spot!
U must has a record now..
How does U wanna sillybrate
Mabbeh by going to teh Lunnon cheezmeet and getting teh cheezmaster 2 buy hur a pint or 2?
After awl, Annipuss b hosting deh 2012 Lunnun Cheezmeet, she needing tu duing deh research and seeing how it b dun.
Ai aer ignoarin dat sujestshun! Ai’d liek 2 go 2 teh Cheezmeet at teh O2 Dome, but Ai doan’t liek 2 go owt at nite. It iz ownlee 3 mielz frum mai howse Ai can see it frum mai bedrume windo!
Owld wimmin uv 69 do nawt go owt alown at nite awn bussis in dis part uv teh wirld. Der iz nowun Ai cud ax 2 go wiv me, so sadlee, Ai will nawt be abul 2 go.
Ai haz disided dat Ai haz 2 go! Ai can get der by bus an getta cab hoem fur saeftee - teh busses aer saef enuff, but Ai wud haz 2 get2 bussis an waytin fur dem affer dark is berry skaree.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai am SOW proud of u, annipuss! Ai send u mai best
kicks and karate chops 2 purteckt u aginst ebil. *smooch*
*kwikly crawls in corner and hides*
Thx Upfi! Ai will fink uv u der wiv me in spirit!
Fanx!!1!! Mai littlol caterpillar spirit sends out its feelers!
Anuva reason why u abserlutely must go: U r a BIC! a Bery Important Comminter!!1! Awl teh lurkers have complained on “Teh cheez has landed” pic dat dey wont noes ennybuddy. Dey WILL noes u frum awl ur nawt-sekkund commints!1!! U r famoos!
Pweeze go and tell us tomorrow how it waz, pweeze!! Ai send u munnies 4 teh cab if dat is an ishue. Ai swares.
Mennee fanks fur teh offer uv munneez. Fank CC, ai haz enuff 2 pai fur cabz (I aer a bit meen `coz Ai get free bus trabel an doan’t liek habbin 2 pai!)
Ai is glad u r nawt skint like ceilingcatminion and uvva cheezpeeps furver up norf. Oh, ai DO wish ai could come. And ai DO wish ai had known ab00t the internashunal Lundon cheezmeet on 26 september … but dat comes frum nawt keeping up wif teh poastings in teh cheezfrenz yahoo group. Can’t be halped. Ai hopes 2 go 2 a cheezmeet at sum tyme.
Oh annipuss! annipuss!! Annipuss!!!!!!! Oh DOOO go! Yoo ar teh awnlee wun we know hoo can! An tehn yoo cud report bak to us - waht ar he laik!!! It wud bee teh FUN!
If ai awnlee cud, ai wud fly there an go wif yoo! But -
ai cant.
Ai will haz 2 go naow! Ai haz lukked up teh busses an it will taek abowt an ower 2 get dere. Iffn Ai cud still walk dat far, it wud taek abowt teh saem tiem!
Ai will taek noets an repoart bakk 2 u awl!
Iffn ai was in Lundon, ai’d go wif u as ur buddyguard, ai would! Ai am awlways sad when peeps say dey don’t go out at night. It ushually means dey is frightened of wot ovver peeps might do. Ai unnerstands dat 4 annipuss and hur walking cane/stick it is a bit difficult getting out and ab00t, but still … ai wish ai could go 2 teh cheezmeet but ai is stuck in Munich.
Fanks fur teh thort, Upfi. Ai wish it wuz possibul 2!
{{{annipuss}}}
Ai haz werkt owt haow Ai can do it. Ai haz an eggsited!
yays for u Anni!
I has a jellus!
Yay, Anni!!!! Pleeze drinkie a pint or two fr me!
yay fur {{{annipuss}}}
that are grate
we will beez waiting fur your report of the parteh!
Yoo can do it??? YAY! Ar yoo going to tell us??? And - wud yoo pleez bring tehm greetings ♥ frum mee????? An prollee ebreewun else. Yoo will hav to taek a ♪ Liszt ♫.
Oar yoo wont remember awl ov us!!
ooo, Anni ! aiz sew happi fur yoo !
go girrrl, GO!
heer, u goez heer furst, to meet Ben, den yoo feel
better an nawt b strangers :
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=BEN+HUH
&search_type=&aq=f
hee seemz liek reely neiz peep- an funni !
yes, me 2, tell tehm I sed OHAI!!
Me 3, tell ‘em I sed “Ohai!” 2!!
Dive birdiez, dive!
AOOOOGA! AOOOOGA! AOOOOGA!
hatten teh batches, saylor!
Perriskope UP!
Kitteh at 12 o klok! Lode teh torpeedos!
Range: elebenty. Speed: elebenty. Prepare to fire #1…
preepairing tew fyre wun!
Fire 1!
*gets out a birthday candle in the shape of a one, lights it*
Fire away!
*Kitteh catches torpedo wif wun swift paw nd knox it awai*
Hah-hah! Yr measely torpedoes cannot stap me frum getting my brekkfuss!
Drat! i canna hohld her togevver much lawnger, cap’n!
Load the special Nip-pedo in Tube 2 and fire when ready!
*scurries to follow teh captains orders, making sure that the nip-pedo is especially stocked with the good stuff*
toob tew away!
*whispurrs* ai shur hope dis wurks.
*Catches nip torpedo wif swifty paw*
*Nips torpedo bursts open and showers nip all ober garden*
*Kitteh falls frum birdbaff and rools in teh nip.*
*Kittehs frum all ober neighborhood appear and enjoy teh intoxicating effekx ov teh nip.*
Yu birdies realize, dontchu, that wunce teh nip wears off, there will be elebenty cats climbing in the birdbaff after yu.
ocap’n maicap’n has teh kwikness adn wi’ll fly awai bfour teh nip wares orf, aifinkso!
*tuxiekitteh wz juss pretending to be obercome by the nip in order to indoos a fawls sins ov sekurity in teh birdies. When they start to fly, he will spring fiercely at tem.*
*Ahem*
The birdies left through the secret exit a while ago while you where distracted by the torpedos.
Our plan succeeded!
The Kittehs have been defeeted!
Only tempor…temprar…for teh moment. We will haz r rebengje teh next time wi meet!
Ah cannae chanj teh lawz ob fizziks!
Just do what you can, Mr. Scot!
…lawz ob fizziks, lawz ob fizziks,
Ah cannae chanj teh lawz ob fizziks,
Lawz ob fizziks, Cap’n!
Aahz!! wii b needing u on deh cheezpeepz map!!! (deh nawt-sekkund map gottid borkt) Deh gnu map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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(I noez ware sum uzzer peepz b, but I only putting on deh wunz hoo b rekwesting it, so az 2 reespekting deh privaseaz.)
ohai, Aahz!! wii wuz jest misseeng yu teh odder dai! hao am yu bee-ing?
Biiiiird trekkin’ across teh birdy bath
Allus goin forward cos we kant fly bakwurds.
Hmm, needs wurk.
woot, silly Star Trekkin ref FTW!
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Ohai m21k!! I R beeyin fyn, jess havvin uh big bizzee … haow bowt U?
brekfast shud not hold itz breff!!
tell us about the nu chaptur in Ur
saga of the momcat and her kittunz
how iz Ur kittehz?
ohai 2K, fanks for asking!
Chapter free:
I talked to my contact at FFF last nite and she sed I had definitely did teh rite thing, so I has a feel better about it all.
Wut I gotta do is, get teh kittens eeting solid fuds (one alreddy is) and then *gulp* kick momma owt. That will be hards. But she sed the kittens will never bond wif me fullee until they’re separated from mom, plus we has to get her milk to dry up b4 she can be spayed.
They’re still a little skittish, but not kwite as much, their eyes are looking better, and dis a.m. I watched them PLAYING! Sew KYOOT!
Hopefullee there won’t be any too-kyoot pics today here, b/c it was all I cud do to keep my hed from asploding watching them!
*splort resistinse very low*
*puttingz a fresh, gnu CHRG (wdoi) on Leeza-bz hed
*(deh drawingz b uv gnuz, uv kose.)
*rappingz wif deh dukky tape
Dere, u b protekted. If u splort, awl deh braynez will b kuntained.
fanks mj!
Itz just to much wif teh littel floofy (did I mention they were all VERY floofy?) babbehs is doin the little archy bak thing, and, and…oh…
*holds CHRG on tite*