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An wen dey cum up fer aer…..
Ai will get dem
adn whut will u does wib dem? *awaitin gweat adveshur storeh*
KEEL! MAME! DYE DYE DYE!
Kittehs r nawt as kewt as tehey looks, rly.
Or tehey r intew dying birdies purpal.
but… but… ai seedid tom adn jerry maik fwenship…
Ai will nom dem uv corse, wat els wud Ai do wiv birdiez?
bwings eet in da hoomins room adn lets eet flies dere… so da hoomin gits crazeeh (wyl twying 2 sabe da burd… ryt aftur da hoomin gibs u lawts ob nommie food 2 keeps u ‘wai frum da birdeh)
concats Anni on Ur furst spot!
U must has a record now..
How does U wanna sillybrate
Mabbeh by going to teh Lunnon cheezmeet and getting teh cheezmaster 2 buy hur a pint or 2?
After awl, Annipuss b hosting deh 2012 Lunnun Cheezmeet, she needing tu duing deh research and seeing how it b dun.
Ai aer ignoarin dat sujestshun! Ai’d liek 2 go 2 teh Cheezmeet at teh O2 Dome, but Ai doan’t liek 2 go owt at nite. It iz ownlee 3 mielz frum mai howse Ai can see it frum mai bedrume windo!
Owld wimmin uv 69 do nawt go owt alown at nite awn bussis in dis part uv teh wirld. Der iz nowun Ai cud ax 2 go wiv me, so sadlee, Ai will nawt be abul 2 go.
Ai haz disided dat Ai haz 2 go! Ai can get der by bus an getta cab hoem fur saeftee – teh busses aer saef enuff, but Ai wud haz 2 get2 bussis an waytin fur dem affer dark is berry skaree.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai am SOW proud of u, annipuss! Ai send u mai best
kicks and karate chops 2 purteckt u aginst ebil. *smooch*
*kwikly crawls in corner and hides*
Thx Upfi! Ai will fink uv u der wiv me in spirit!
Fanx!!1!! Mai littlol caterpillar spirit sends out its feelers!
Anuva reason why u abserlutely must go: U r a BIC! a Bery Important Comminter!!1! Awl teh lurkers have complained on “Teh cheez has landed” pic dat dey wont noes ennybuddy. Dey WILL noes u frum awl ur nawt-sekkund commints!1!! U r famoos!
Pweeze go and tell us tomorrow how it waz, pweeze!! Ai send u munnies 4 teh cab if dat is an ishue. Ai swares.
Mennee fanks fur teh offer uv munneez. Fank CC, ai haz enuff 2 pai fur cabz (I aer a bit meen `coz Ai get free bus trabel an doan’t liek habbin 2 pai!)
Ai is glad u r nawt skint like ceilingcatminion and uvva cheezpeeps furver up norf. Oh, ai DO wish ai could come. And ai DO wish ai had known ab00t the internashunal Lundon cheezmeet on 26 september … but dat comes frum nawt keeping up wif teh poastings in teh cheezfrenz yahoo group. Can’t be halped. Ai hopes 2 go 2 a cheezmeet at sum tyme.
Oh annipuss! annipuss!! Annipuss!!!!!!! Oh DOOO go! Yoo ar teh awnlee wun we know hoo can! An tehn yoo cud report bak to us – waht ar he laik!!! It wud bee teh FUN!
If ai awnlee cud, ai wud fly there an go wif yoo! But –
ai cant.
Ai will haz 2 go naow! Ai haz lukked up teh busses an it will taek abowt an ower 2 get dere. Iffn Ai cud still walk dat far, it wud taek abowt teh saem tiem!
Ai will taek noets an repoart bakk 2 u awl!
Iffn ai was in Lundon, ai’d go wif u as ur buddyguard, ai would! Ai am awlways sad when peeps say dey don’t go out at night. It ushually means dey is frightened of wot ovver peeps might do. Ai unnerstands dat 4 annipuss and hur walking cane/stick it is a bit difficult getting out and ab00t, but still … ai wish ai could go 2 teh cheezmeet but ai is stuck in Munich.
Fanks fur teh thort, Upfi. Ai wish it wuz possibul 2!
{{{annipuss}}}
Ai haz werkt owt haow Ai can do it. Ai haz an eggsited!
yays for u Anni!
I has a jellus!
Yay, Anni!!!! Pleeze drinkie a pint or two fr me!
yay fur {{{annipuss}}}
that are grate
we will beez waiting fur your report of the parteh!
Yoo can do it??? YAY! Ar yoo going to tell us??? And – wud yoo pleez bring tehm greetings ♥ frum mee????? An prollee ebreewun else. Yoo will hav to taek a ♪ Liszt ♫.
Oar yoo wont remember awl ov us!!
ooo, Anni ! aiz sew happi fur yoo !
go girrrl, GO!
heer, u goez heer furst, to meet Ben, den yoo feel
better an nawt b strangers :
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=BEN+HUH
&search_type=&aq=f
hee seemz liek reely neiz peep- an funni !
yes, me 2, tell tehm I sed OHAI!!
Me 3, tell ‘em I sed “Ohai!” 2!!
Dive birdiez, dive!
AOOOOGA! AOOOOGA! AOOOOGA!
hatten teh batches, saylor!
Perriskope UP!
Kitteh at 12 o klok! Lode teh torpeedos!
Range: elebenty. Speed: elebenty. Prepare to fire #1…
preepairing tew fyre wun!
Fire 1!
*gets out a birthday candle in the shape of a one, lights it*
Fire away!
*Kitteh catches torpedo wif wun swift paw nd knox it awai*
Hah-hah! Yr measely torpedoes cannot stap me frum getting my brekkfuss!
Drat! i canna hohld her togevver much lawnger, cap’n!
Load the special Nip-pedo in Tube 2 and fire when ready!
*scurries to follow teh captains orders, making sure that the nip-pedo is especially stocked with the good stuff*
toob tew away!
*whispurrs* ai shur hope dis wurks.
*Catches nip torpedo wif swifty paw*
*Nips torpedo bursts open and showers nip all ober garden*
*Kitteh falls frum birdbaff and rools in teh nip.*
*Kittehs frum all ober neighborhood appear and enjoy teh intoxicating effekx ov teh nip.*
Yu birdies realize, dontchu, that wunce teh nip wears off, there will be elebenty cats climbing in the birdbaff after yu.
ocap’n maicap’n has teh kwikness adn wi’ll fly awai bfour teh nip wares orf, aifinkso!
*tuxiekitteh wz juss pretending to be obercome by the nip in order to indoos a fawls sins ov sekurity in teh birdies. When they start to fly, he will spring fiercely at tem.*
*Ahem*
The birdies left through the secret exit a while ago while you where distracted by the torpedos.
Our plan succeeded!
The Kittehs have been defeeted!
Only tempor…temprar…for teh moment. We will haz r rebengje teh next time wi meet!
Ah cannae chanj teh lawz ob fizziks!
Just do what you can, Mr. Scot!
…lawz ob fizziks, lawz ob fizziks,
Ah cannae chanj teh lawz ob fizziks,
Lawz ob fizziks, Cap’n!
Aahz!! wii b needing u on deh cheezpeepz map!!! (deh nawt-sekkund map gottid borkt) Deh gnu map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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(I noez ware sum uzzer peepz b, but I only putting on deh wunz hoo b rekwesting it, so az 2 reespekting deh privaseaz.)
ohai, Aahz!! wii wuz jest misseeng yu teh odder dai! hao am yu bee-ing?
Biiiiird trekkin’ across teh birdy bath
Allus goin forward cos we kant fly bakwurds.
Hmm, needs wurk.
woot, silly Star Trekkin ref FTW!
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Ohai m21k!! I R beeyin fyn, jess havvin uh big bizzee … haow bowt U?
brekfast shud not hold itz breff!!
tell us about the nu chaptur in Ur
saga of the momcat and her kittunz
how iz Ur kittehz?
ohai 2K, fanks for asking!
Chapter free:
I talked to my contact at FFF last nite and she sed I had definitely did teh rite thing, so I has a feel better about it all.
Wut I gotta do is, get teh kittens eeting solid fuds (one alreddy is) and then *gulp* kick momma owt. That will be hards. But she sed the kittens will never bond wif me fullee until they’re separated from mom, plus we has to get her milk to dry up b4 she can be spayed.
They’re still a little skittish, but not kwite as much, their eyes are looking better, and dis a.m. I watched them PLAYING! Sew KYOOT!
Hopefullee there won’t be any too-kyoot pics today here, b/c it was all I cud do to keep my hed from asploding watching them!
*splort resistinse very low*
*puttingz a fresh, gnu CHRG (wdoi) on Leeza-bz hed
*(deh drawingz b uv gnuz, uv kose.)
*rappingz wif deh dukky tape
Dere, u b protekted. If u splort, awl deh braynez will b kuntained.
fanks mj!
Itz just to much wif teh littel floofy (did I mention they were all VERY floofy?) babbehs is doin the little archy bak thing, and, and…oh…
*holds CHRG on tite*
an demz purrs so loudly when dey is bebbehz
Muss B deyz bilt-in homin beekun sew momcat kin fyndem reel eezee-liek…
… but bebbeh kitteh purrz jess mayk me wanna splort…almost…
pooh momma kitteh
but I guess spaying be gud fur herz…
{{{{leeza-b an her elebenty kittehs}}}
ooooo bestest to shtop mama frum bean kitteh factory
yeshyeshifinksoyeshyeshido
*whispers*
Ifinkso… she mite alreddy be pregnant again.
kitteh factory- u is describin it rite!
pooh momma kitteh, whut a hard lyfe
leeza-b Uz is doing a wunnerful jawb
I haz mush respekt
How beez Gummi and her cranky older sistahs?
um.. cranky.
they’re ok.
Gummi is still gettin pikked on but that’s nermal for her.
When will yu post pixshurs? I wants to see all the kitthes!
I hopes to find time this weekend to figure owt how to download from teh camera to teh puter.
Do u knows – do u have to be set up onna website like Flicker or Picasa to do this?
Well, first yu downloads frum yur kamra to yr ‘pewter. Then yu can upload from yr puter to yr profile, if you wants. Hm. Cweenmj will no.
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
Leeza: you have pics on your camera, and want to get them to your PC? Your camera is digital? Your camera should have come with a cable that lets you transfer them to your PC. You can then sign up on PhotoBucket or Flickr or Picasa or whatever and upload them to share.
I just uploaded a practice picture to my profile. Easy to upload anything from your computer to your profile, if you don’t want to set up a Picase or Flickr or whatever account. Your camera should tell you how to download from it to your computer.
yup as long as pix are just saved onto yer PC or Mac you can “browse” for the pic folder, choose pic, 1 atta time, and upload direct to ICHC profile. sry I answa wren I nawt even axed -j
U can start here, this will get ur photos from ur camera to ur pc.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2283990_transfer-digital-photos-from-digital.html
Then u can upload them to ur Flickr or Picasaweb account or whatevers , if u has one. I use my own website using code I put together in my garage, but I like Picasa because it was the least non-intuitive.
wow, fanks for all the halps, guiz!
Okays, so I doesnt HAVE to have one of those file sharing ‘counts; dat will make it simpler for now.
But now.. I has no excuse not to post kittenny pickshures, so I better get onnit!
*makes note to take LOTS more pix*
* and try teh upload thing this week*
uh-oh LCB is puttin code togetha in hur garage *pictures russell crowe in the “garage” behind his house in a Beautiful Mind* *starts worrying*
…pickshures of shinee fings all over teh walls…..
patients are a virtue
’specially if yuz a MD
iffn u’z a MD, dey aer essenshul
or U becomes a writer like Arfur Conan Doyle
writing books when wayting fur pashunz
tehn itz the LACK of patientz that’s teh virtue.
um, hai!
du u know hoo u r now?
*worries*
yer a MD wiff Sir Arfthur in yer waitin’ room?
Did yu fink that a wily sinetist durgged my martoonie nd gotted skret informashun frum me?
Did I miss martoonies??
I dunno! I just sawd u on the last thred wif a noo name… and it seems I has mist something…?
No, yu haz mist nuffin. I haz just hadz DID prollems, and gotz frustramayted.
Howsumeber, iffn a wiley sinetist shud show up wif a martoonie pitcher, i wud fro cawshun to teh windz nd nawt say no.
Obveeouzlee, else wii nawt hab teh Sheerluck Homz storeez.
I waits and I watches
…but mebbe dere iz fishees in dere ????
birdiez wil be “swimmin wif de fishees” iffen kitteh gitz hold uv dem
Mah stelth an payshenz. Let me show yoo them!
an don’t forget the pointeh endz when I goez fur deh kill
A bird in the birdbath is worth two in the bu… oh, nevermind…
is worth mauses?
I ment to type 2 mauses
deh gud one and the ebil one
Where wuz yer mind goin on that one,Maus ??
It was wandering around the ward…
A burd in teh paw iz wurf 2 in teh baff?
so ai wuz driving to werk dis mornin an a big sign in mai citys community centre advertised a fundraising event and said, “This weekend. come for Fun, Firetrucks, Food!”
An where dere be firetrucks, dere be……..
Fire?
firemens and firewimens, silly.
*Slaps head*
Duh! How obtuse of me…
EM!!!!!
Ohai buddee!
**rhsb skweezes EM in a beeg floofy hug**
*Extricates himself from the hug*
Um… Hello, my Minion. You’re quite frisky this morning…
**eers perk up**
Did sumwun say fyremens? Were? Wehn?
Dearborn, Meeshigan
LCB?
An a peepl katchee thing?
firemenz! yay!
shud beez unner leosmom’s commint!
Mai be birdie is a puffin, frum holdin breaf so lawng hahahaha I slaiz me soemtimez
:snerk:
I lubs deh puffinz. dey b sooo kewt!!
*gigglol*
I wuz finkin mebbe they wuz teeny tinyee pengwinz! Teh thot uv pengwinz in teh burd bath mayd me smyol. (An they wuld match this blakanwhyt kitteh, ifinkso.)
Orca kitteh can dive right in.
Basement cat has sum gud in him, aifinkso.
Unforshunatlee, it nawt showin rite nao.
bobbin’ fur robins?
**heddesk**
Nao ai gots dat sawng in mi hed….teh Jackson 5 vershun, excep Michael iz singin “bobbin Robins”.
Fanks 4 teh eerwurm, 6kitties!
annie thyme mai fren !
Ohai frenz! Hao iz eberbodee 2dai?
Sew far, ai’z habbin a gud dai. Got teh cawfee goin in mai mouf an tryin 2 waek up.
Unforshunatelee, ai kant play awl dai….stoopy werk….tehy ackshullee expeck mi 2 DO sumfin wehn ai’m heer! Teh noive…
Has a gud dai! Ai see y’all at lunsh!
okays! dont werk 2 hard tho!
U 2! When u haz ur lunsh, ai’ll purbably having mai dinner or snoozing awlready, dunno. But ai’ll dreem of u!
ohai rhsb! i haz a lawng tyme sinse ai seed yew! ai’m at stoopy werk tew but ai werked extree hardly yestidai sew dat ai wuld hab moor tyme tew plai tewdai. mai sneekiness, let meh show you it.
Ohai rhsb! I happytayl U B havvin uh gud dai! 2 bad werkz hasta innerfeer wiffit, tho… But at leest ur happee!! Beddurer 2 B happee win U hasta werkz than 2 B mizrubble n steel hasta werkz, I finksew…
Anyone hear from Valesa and Remy?
Sorry – lolspeak is broken today….
Last i heerd, Remy b habbing deh serious kidney malfunkshun. Valesa b thinking wud b bestest tu letting him cross deh bridge.
*good thoughts to Valesa and Remy*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Valesa and Remy}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*haz a big sad*
I tried to leev sum gifts fur them on teh “Nobody noes” pikshor frum yestiday. Meen ol WP eeted it THREE TYMES!!! *luksarownd to see if WP is lukkin, tries agin*
Furst, I wishes fur a MEERAKUL fur them. Yes, that moar than ennything elze!
But if teh sitchuwayshun wursens an Remy goes to teh brij, I givs these gifts to Remy fur himz jurney, along with mah hugs to both uv them:
-sevral sawft floofy blankees, sum rattly an floofy kitteh toys (wit long fethurs! – lots uv them to shayr wit uther kittehs at teh brij!), sum stinky-smellin but gud-tastin treets, an a pikshor uv Remy an Valesa fur heem to karree with heem on himz jurney
aww dose are sum thotful gifts
{{{{gremlin}}}} a wunnerful cheezfren
*luks at list kayrfully, adds 25 moar rattly kitteh toys wit fehurs to teh pyle, justinkayse teh uther kittehs at teh brijs wuntz sum*
That’s the last I read but I wasn’t sure if I missed anything. Thanks CWEENMJ.
{{{{{{{{{{{Valesa and Remy}}}}}}}}}}}
Hopefully my lolspeak function will be fixed by tomorrow. This (semi) normal speak is quite difficult.
…tehn burdie pops up owt ob teh water like a gurl owt ob a caek wif a big sine saying HAPPEE BURFDAY!!! to ebreewun hoo haz tehmz burfdays today!! todays celly brayshun iz a luvly al fresko brunch (cawz iz brunch time wher burfday fairy libs) ob muffins, skones, an sweet rolls an pastrees in evree flavr, fresh froot, omlits, shrimps coktayls, an yor choyses ob frooty punch, shampayn, hot choklit, an cawfee! an goodie bags filled wif kandees, little games wher yoo roll teh little ball arownd teh maze till it fallz in teh holez, shiny pensils, an sparkly kitteh stikkers! an sunshines an smiles for a byootiful day!!
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mai kitteh wud git em and put em on mai porch fer me. I lieks it betterz when he jez clicks hiz teefs atz zem! poor birdiez
Kitteh iys a rlly well-honed burd-katchyng masheen; CC maided hims taht waiy;
Iys nawt kitteh’s fawlt taht hims bees sucha guud huntre;
Buut tuu badd foar teh burdies;
(Ai gess iyt’s teh aowld cirkel ov lief fing agen;)
Gibbs me a sadd, sumetiems……
Ai gess iyt’s teh cikel of lief … sumtimes de beeg blujayz zey swoops down on mai kitteh and it skers himz …. mebe hez jez tryin to getz eben wiz de blujayz when he puts a beerdie on mai porch. Aih knows iys nawt kitteh’s fawlt.
Burdz nest soop!!! Ai wantzit!