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To block owt the noise you mustafa pillows ober yer hed
congarats on nawt sekkund judson! wood yoo liek a drinkee?
Ohai, I’se sawy but I hadda go back to prev pic and leave a msg fer de Cheez. I would luv a drink, praps sum kawfee. Maybe wiff a liddle jot ob brandy or Katlua in it to jump start muh heart.
Hey bodriz, itz purty early ware I yam so pls to furgib me fer inkwiring, haz I seen you postin before? I don’t recall yer name. No suspryze, at this point I sumtimes don’t recognize my own name.
*luks at naym tag* Yoo iz Judson! An those liddel pikshors yestiday uv teh bayrs wayrin theyr CHRGs wuz awsum an for teh win! YAY!!!!!1111!!!1
I luvz me teh fancee hats!
I wuz a liddle suspryzed at how many hats de wyley Miel camed up wif. Dat wuz just the bear part of muh wyfe’s critter collection, the others are now complainin dat wanna be famous too. She has over a dozen critter and dey all luvs her and dey all abyoose me. They calls me ‘the fat guy’ and they blame me fer stuff. Last weekend as I was trine to stuff Rosco into his winter pants he told muh wyfe dat I had tounched him inappropriately. When the kawps arrived they all went into stufft animal mode and dint say nuffin so I hadda come up wiff sumtin the poleese would beleef.
Poor Judson. Is nawt nais 2 b wronfly akjused. Was berry instruktjonal wif CHRGs and CCC.
i can nawt has broke?
broke? whut iz brokeded i hopez itz nawt my compuuter itz still puggin alowng…if only just
Hay! I iz nawt a pea!
i fink dis iz backwardz maybe da kitteh is dysle…dislo…dusli uhm backwards in itz brayne an is supposed to be da pincess
(unless itz a boy kitteh)
even den tho….
Iz gud u iz nawt a pee cuz dat be nasty on pillowz.
O wayt, difrent pea…neffer mynd, too tyred frm wurk…me go sleep naow…
mebbeh is da kitteh ob owr sweetpea… cuz sweetpea saided 2 naems da kitteh sweetpea….
If teh kitteh IZ teh pea, n a princess trais tu lay awn teh pillols, she feeling teh pea berry berry muchly, berry berry kwikly, aifinkso!
sharp fots ob a sharp (pointee) edn ^^
I agrees, der is sumtin nawt kwite rite wiff cheezland dis mawning. Meybe it ate sumtin nawt good and is about to hork up a core dump.
don b unner teh pilloz kitteh. 2dai iz ICANHASCHEEZBURGER buk dai!1!
*danses n danses rown n rown*
*rayzes pawz n2 teh skay n jubli…jubbl…n happeeness*
Yay!!!!1!!
*grabs brainfire by teh paws 2 dans togevva*
yippee skippe upfi! we duz teh happee kitteh dans 4 teh ICHC buk!1!
Gushie fudz 4 eberywun!1!
FTW!
ai cans joins in??
grabs random paws an dans dans dans
Ohai mugglemary, I wuz triing 2 frend yu but cudn’t find yur profail. Halp!
oh sorry, ai logsin k?
I tries agin twomorrow. Bedtime in Japan now. I meanz futon time. I iz teknochallenged so if not work will say HALP agin.
ohai, ai frienz u cantate!!
thx!!! I has a happee. I can has danses too nao. (dans dans)
Sure u can!!!1!
*holds wun of mugglemary’s paw wif left feeler*
*jently, oh so jently holds upfi’s rite feeler wit mah left paw*
I dantzes wit yoo too!
*dantz dantz, wiggl wiggl, leep, pranz, kayper!*
shure u kan b joins n teh dans
*twurlz mugglemary rownd n rownd*
awl ur happee iz share wit awl teh cheezpeeps!1!
“oh halp – ai has a skwish!
nebbermin, gray stripee kitteh will saves me!”
*waits*
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“um, gray stripeee kitteh?
hellooooo?
ohphoooo, nawt eben lookin teh rite dirreckshun..”
Kitteh habs eaten pea, nawt impressed. Dis princess wantz cheezburger unner teh pillows next tiem or der will be pointy endz….
Ai duz nawt no bout yu, but when mai kittehs iz walking awn me whyle ai lying daon, ai be wishing fur taht menny pillols awn ME tu keep inter… intra… teh stuffs insyde me frum being skwished. Hao du kittehs get tehir full wait awn eech uv 4 paws awl-at-wunce?
Ahh it r all tew do wib kitteh physicz. Dat fella Schrodinger dat putz kitteh ina bawk an sai is alib an ded ata saem tiem, we onliz no wen we open bawk ana kitteh komz awt pointee endz furst. But teh kitteh noez alla tiem dat himz be alib cus himz wants tew be. So teh reezon dat kitteh can has alla wait on alla pawz zimataneeozly iz cause him want tew. Aie hoep this helps
i b thinking teh ’cause him want tew’ splainz just abowt everting bowt deh kittehz..
ai finking of tihs when ai haz teh kitteh doin teh wake up dans on me this morning. ai libs cheezlandish!!
mebbe iz russian princess. u kno, in soviet russia…
AWLMOST
AWLMOST Russian reversal FTW!!!!
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No wun haz dun wun in a long taim – that ai hav seen, eneway!
KimKiwi made a downunder reversal lol:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1588109
wut- wut has happend…??
Du u has am, em, has u forgotted EVERYTING? How did dis happen???
But teh prisess sed “Akshulee, I kuld nawt sleepz at awl. Bed wuz veree lumpee an I herd dis hawribul yowling noyz awl nait.”
An dis mornin aie findz a harball in mai shoe
Anna ded maus!
I’m only mostly dead…
If onli we had a holocaust cloak…
???????????? Ai dunno understand dis. Invisbi … invic … cloak dat makes uvvas nawt c u, k. Ai unnerstands dat. But … but … teh ovver h-word is mayking me cringe.
Ohai, upfi! Plz nawt to wurree. Iz a lien frum the Princess Bride (a movie that is a fayvrit wit teh cheez-peeps, and FTW)! Uther refs frum PB:
only mostly ded
teh fyre swamp
ROUS’s (rodintz uv unyooshul syze)
teh pit uv despayr
as yoo wish
twoooooo luuuuuuuuuv
and so menneh moar!
o pooey. I was thinkin holy grail.
I OK — we kraws-ref on heer alla tym…
**stoopee keebored**
Spowsta reed, “IZ OK” nawt “I OK”…
**I knead anuvver keebored awn dis pooter, I finksew**
And:
“Have fun stormin’ the castle!”
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”
“INCONTHEIVABLE!”
“You keep usin’ that word. I no think it means what you think it means.”
The first Merriam Webster dictionary definition of “holocaust” is “a sacrifice consumed by fire.” As a few other cheezpeepz as pointed out, the quote is a reference to the film “The Princess Bride,” where the cloak in question is simply a cloak that can safely be set on fire without the wearer getting burnt. It has absolutely nothing to do with the capital “h” Holocaust. The word doesn’t get used to mean its original definition much precisely because most people now understand it to refer to that terrible and tragic historical event. I hope that clears things up for you.
No, you’re not. You’ll be stone dead in a moment.
Iz soree. Roolz iz roolz. I kant taek him ib hez alyb!
Izn’t da part uv da bridal pome?
“Sumthin oald, sumthin noo,
Sumthin borryd, sumthin bloo,
Adn uh hayrbawl n ur shoo”
Hayrbawl b eezeyur tew get dan silvur sikzpens, but weddur it b ehnee moar kumfturbul iz up foar d-bayt.
Hang awn. A bettur storee, I haz it:
“If’n u sleepdid awn teh bed awl teh nait,” sed teh keeng tu teh prinses. “Den u iz a troo prinses an fit tu maree mah sun teh prins. Sew, hao u sleepd?”
“I traid,” teh prinses edmitted, “but I kud nawt sleep awn teh bed. I hurd a yowl wen I laidid daon. Sew I lukd b-tween teh matrisiz an dayr wuz dis kitteh. Sew I helpdid teh kitteh owt uv teh matriss an kalmdid hur daon an gayv hur gushifudz an spent hoel nite maykin shor she wuz alrite.”
“O!” sed teh prins. “Dat b mah kitteh, Pea! I haz bin lukin foar hr ebreewayr! I iz sew glad she b alrite!”
“Wel,” sed teh king, az hiz sun pikt up Pea tu snorgl hur, “u did nawt sleep n teh be, but u wuz nais tu teh kitteh, sew u iz a troo prinses an u kan haz mareed.”
Sew teh prins an teh prinses gawt mareed and ebreewun had mehnee cheezburgrz an livd hapulee ebur avtur.
(Storee gawt mis-n-turprutid an chaynjd obur teh yeerz.)
Um, I can use any good thoughts anyone can spare.
I’ve been off work for a while because I had a very bad depressive episode last year. I’ve been waiting for a bit over six months for my employer, a hospital (I’m a medical secretary) to find me a position in a different location because I can’t go back to the job I was in. The hospital benefits plan does have disability coverage that’s supposed to provide a reasonable amount of your income until you return to work.
Well, I still don’t have an actual position, but I’m technically employed so as far as I know, I’m not eligible for government unemployment benefits.
And I just got a letter from the disability company saying that because I’m not totally disabled, I no longer qualify for anything from them.
In other words, I now have no income at all.
Sean is on provincial disability, because his back is so bad he can’t possibly work. That should just about cover the rent…
I’m planning on getting a student loan and going back to college in January, but somehow we have to survive between now and then, and keep the kitties in gushifuds.
Sorry for the downer, but… if anyone has any positive energy to send in this direction, I could really use it.
I’m going to go try not to have an anxiety attack now…
Rainbows and possitive thawts fur u an ur bf and floofy family
{{{{{Prysm, BF and Kittehs}}}}}
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Sowry ur having such a bad time. Hope things get better soon!
*paws crost for u*
Sendin yu lots ov good vibes and good thoughts, prysma-kitteh.
Can you hurry up the hospital on finding you a position? I know it’s hard to make yourself do anything when you are in the grips of depression. Concentrating on one step at a time, one positive move at a time, does help. Is there a human resources (or whatever the Canadian equivalent is) counselor at the hospital who can help you, either with getting a new position, or with getting benefits?
Good luck and headbonks and {{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}
And healing thoughts to Sean, too.
Been bugging the hospital. About the only person officially allowed to talk to me about anything is the occupational health nurse who has my case — HR keeps telling me to go talk to her every time I try to discuss anything with them. I just let her know about the letter. She’s very nice, I like her a lot, but she can’t make a job materialize if one doesn’t open up. They aren’t going to create a new position for me, so some one has to leave from an appropriate position first. It’s not the most intelligent and well-planned system in the world. :/
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I b sending u deh gud thotz!
Can u apply at a temp ageny?? Shurly, tehy wud habbing deh jobz fur ur skillz. A med secretary b sumfing dat kin getting deh wurk in dr. office adn uzzer officez tu filling in fur peepz, rite??
Yur nawt-so-commn sense n lojik, let yu show it tu me. Or sumfing.
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That’s an excellent thought. There are I think three around here, I’ll get in touch with them. Surely I can at least make enough to keep the cats in gushifud.
Oh dear. {{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}
Here, let me hold you up in the sunlight where it is warm and comfy and anxiety evaporates. I’ve been off work for 7 weeks due to depression and my company and my health insurance were very good about it. Unfortunately, I live in Germany where these things are probably organized in a different way.
I urge you to get all help and advice you can get. And counselling, I hope you have a good therapist. Depressions don’t go away just like colds, but like any other disease, they can be treated. I wish you all the best and you know where to go when you need friends and advice and some hugs.
Know that you are loved and appreciated for who you are.
I have an awesome family doctor and an awesome therapist, I got lucky on those (and had appointments scheduled with both tomorrow, so good timing there).
I’m so sorry you’re fighting with this stuff too. {{{upfi}}}
*klimez up on roof, bildz a hyooj lite on tawp uv bilding, turns lite on an direkts teh beem to prysma-kitteh’s genral direkshun; it sends beems uf sparkling lite wit raynbow prizms everywharz*
Prysma-kitteh, aym sendin full sparkle-beem powr in yor direckshun! Hang in ther!
*luks askanse at gremlin*
That’s not a grail-shayped lite, is it??
Thanks for the hugs n thoughts n ideas n fings.
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Y’know, my first thought when I read the letter (right after hugging Sean) was to come tell my friends. Thank you x elebenty-gazillions for being here and being you and, oh, everything.
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I’d be in much worse shape if I didn’t have a plan at least starting in January. There is no earthly reason why I should be unable to get a student loan for then. At least we aren’t going to end up on the streets, the rent will get paid. We just somehow need to keep the kitties in gushifood and pay the ISP until the next intake at the college.
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Since I finally found the USB flash drive that Trick stole on me, I can finish up some transcription I’m doing, and I’ll get paid a bit for that, which will help. We’re both pretty resourceful when we have to be. It’s just… an awful lot of extra stress when I was actually starting to feel not so bad again.
Disability company’s tact and timing = FAIL
Prysma, wish u were closer, I’d has u come over to snorgul the bebbeh kittehs… I bet that wud halp- a little bit maybe?
Stay strong, u can make it thru dis, and we will halps how we can here!
Duz snorguling bebbeh kittehs eber maek anywun NAWT feel better ’bout lyf?
Ai tolded bf yu having floofy orinj bebbehs (him luvs our floofy orinj Angel-girl berry muchness) n him’s wishing he cud com snorgul tehm tu!
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Plz donut apolomagize! Wee iz awl heer tu lurve an play an support 1 annuver. {{{{{Prysma an BF an Kittehs}}}}}. Dere iz allways rum fur one moor in mai prayers, k?
“… you’ll nevah walk alooooooownnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!”
I read your website yesterday and the story of Nermal was wonderful. I thought of you and him and your other kittehs and your bf all evening. Good things are coming your way! {{{{{{{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}}}}}
Sorry – no time for lolspeak. And I’m not that good at it anyway.
{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}} stoopy disability company
i will keep gud thots an prayrz taht a pozishun will turn up soon for yoo, an sum more transcribing wurk or sumfing in teh meentime. glad yoo fownd teh usb drive yor kitteh hided frum yoo! keep at tehm at teh hopsital to find yoo sumfin. an yeh, teh temp wurk iz gud idea – an sumtimes taht can turn into permanmint job! tell teh kittehs tehy may haz to cut down on teh gushifuds an eet more ob teh kruncheefuds for a wile. ebreeboddy haz to titen tehms belt an do tehms share to help owt!
an don’t be sorry aksin for help an support. teh peeps heer iz wunnerful an cares abowt eech ovver. (wen my boi got beeted up by wun ob himz roommates, dis wuz first playse i came – wanted hubby to hab a chanse to reed e-mayo owr boi sent him before i callded him – an evreewun wuz so nise an had lots ob gud advice.) tahts wut cheezfrenz are for!
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Sending positive thoughts your way. I hope everything works out for you.
Teh bruvvurz Grimm thot teh storee ob “teh prinsess an teh kitteh” kneeded werk.
I has very very tall snuggles!
I haz an “OOF!”
da kitteh iz a pancaque nao…
Haow kitteh gunna keap frum geyttyng skwuushed????
(Tihs iys wun ov teh feuw pikshures Ai haz sean taht Ai rlly hoep wuz fotoshaupped!
Doan meen tuu soundez liek a troll, buut Ai haz a wurry bowt tihs kitteh;
Big Red was not squished at all, and is still very happy and content 3 years after
horray big red made it onto the 1st page!
and believe me, there were no cats injured in the process of taking this picture, he’s purring next to me right now
Big Red naow bees a STARR!!! Ai hazza happee taht hims iys OK;
Ai wysh Ai cuud pet hims rite naow, becuz Ai cuud almoast heer hims purryng!!!
Ai nevur herd uv tihs stoarii, but ai lykez pilloez an vaz wiv curlii stuf innit. An it goez wivaowt sayin taht AI LURVE KITTOON.
oh noes!!1! tis be so rong! statistix sez staked pillows r 2nd biggest lolcat cashewties contreebutor. nawt sekkon is stinkyfeet :3
wahtz the pea in the princess spot i think that the peeps should just eats the pea in sted thats funny hau laugthing:D i love catz
Not funny. No kitteh bin hurt for pickshur is funny.