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an it’s runnin owt uv toner
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Congarats Anni!
Mai anti-virus runs an automatic check on Mondays - starts the same time as this lol, so Ai was very lucky! Sorry I beat you to it (No I’m not!!!!!)
Wii arr des tinned tu be lawkked inna nawt sekkund challnuge ebbey dai at 8 adn elebenty o’clock until teh end of thyme, aifinkso!
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Otay, eben tho yu beeted meh… hao wud yu liek to sillybrate onna dis dark, stormy night?
Ai fink Ai’d liek a glassa red whine plz. Iz nawt 2 bad in Lunnon at teh momint, dark, cawld, but dry an nawt stormy!
* Pours Anni a glassa Red Whine adn turns teh heeting up a notch
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mebbeh wii cud do taht dans dans “feelin’ hawt hawt hawt”?
O hai, G.P.
Is there any of that nommy caek leftover from yesterday? Could u get me a piece, plz?
* whispers tu teh otter cheezfrends
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yu keeps hur distracted adn ai’ll hyde unner dis hunnert dollar towel - she’ll nebber lukk fur me unner heer!
* pokes hed out
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umm miss LCB - mai hoomin sais ai cannut plai annee moar todai
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Plz to be remindeding teh chzfrends about Mai, err Owar Fashun Show onna dis Caturday… fankies.
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* scampers off
Just who is the flunky here? Hmmm?
And where’s my caek?
A belated Happitayl Birfday to you, LCB!!!
Thx! I got everything I wanted, eggsept a obeedient flunky.
jest like the discushion on polly’s ticks…
there aura otter websites fur axquiring flayunkies
how was the zoo?
Teh zoo was cool! I hadn’t been there in many whiles. If ur on Cheezfrenz I postified a link to my pics on my personal website. I’ll post teh picasa link here oncet I get teh pics up there.
O mai!!!! Did I miss LCB’s burfdai pardee?!?!?
:cry:
Dat’ll teech me 2 b awai from ICHC 4 sew lawng agin!!
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Happeetayl layt burfdai LCB!!! I’ll hafta goe git U uh prezzie — sumthin U can hoald up 2 da lyt…
We mist u! sumwun wunderd ware u waz `coz u hadunt commintid fur sum tiem.
Walkum bakk, enneewai!
Fanky, annipuss! I uhparintlee misted uh lawt uv stufz ifn I misted LCB’s burfdai pardee… But moar impoartint, I misted alla yawl!!
Not to worries; I accept prezzies all month long. Otherwise, I’ll just halp myself to whutever u has that I wants.
Teh party was teh funs. Was for turlol’s and mines birfdays and SarahD’s weddinge. Was on Friday, under teh “Hard to think of ebil plan” pic. tip: USE TEH “SHOW ALL” link at teh top so u can see all teh messages. Some of teh page one messages that posted late don’t show up unless u do this.
There was some shenannigans yesterday too on most of teh pics, most partikkalarly on “Shrodinger’s Cat”.
* pokes hed frum unner towel…
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is she gawn yet?
Kewl! Fanky, LCB — I’ll hafta tayk uh luk at awl da funz!
Who leaved this valyoobul hunnert dollar towel onda floor? It’s gonna get all dirty and we cant’ has that for teh fashun show!
*mutters under breff about stoopy flunkys*
*picks up towel, throws it in teh londry basket and heds for teh londry room.*
dum… dum de dum de dum…
ohai, lcb, happy burfday a day late!! hope yoo likes teh joolry i gotted frum the gubblebum masheen for yoo. did yoo see taht teh burfday fairy leeved yoo a burfday song an danse on teh sekund LOL today? fink it wuz teh monorail cat wun.
ware is teh maid wib mai towel?
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* taps feets impayshuntlee
*pulls hunnert dollar towel outta londry baskit and puts it in warshing mashine, oblivious to GP-sized lump in towel*
O hai, LM! Yes, I seed ur gift. I bleev I rited u back; u has to click teh “show all” link to view all teh messages. Replies to first-page pics that was sent after teh second page appeared won’t show up udderwise.
* scrambles madlee fur lezza-b’s bwacelet
* wrigglee wrigglee
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*WEEEEK WEEEEK WEEEEK
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MISS’m LCB!!! Pweeese donut washee me!!! ai’ll be a gud fwunky, ai pwomise!
*Pushez orang buttun and dematerializez*
Lessee… warsh cycles… Reggaler, Permanet Press, Gentle, Extry Gentle… oh, here’s teh one I want! Extry Ruff. Now, where did I leaves teh detergents?
Whare’s that flunky of mines? He’s sposed to be doin teh londries, not me.
* muffled screems
* tries tu nom out ob towel
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Hunnert percent cotton? aidonutfinkso! PLEH!
*lolphone rings*
Hallo? O hai, Mick. Whut? They swolled up? Triple-sized? Ur kidding! Well, no, I was about to do some londries. My flunky GP was sposed to, but he’s off slacking around somewhere. Can it wait? No? *sigh* Ok, ok. I’ll come over wif some tweezers and a gallon of copier toner. No prollem. kthxbai
*leaves towel in warshingmachine to be londered later*
* wrigglee wrigglee nommety nommety wrigglee wrigglee nommety nommety
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* clambers out ob half eeted hunnert dollar towel, drops tu flur, hacks up floof adn passes out
* comes arownd… lukks arownd… sees awl teh shinee shinee fings…
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OMCC ai is inna LCB’s howse!
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* Grabs dollar sign bag…
“be a gud fwunky, GP”
“get me moar shampers, GP”
“stop walking arownd nekkid, GP”
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ai show hur!
* eyes big pile ob shinee shinee burfday prezunts…
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Shud ai? Cud ai? WUD AI?
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* eyes dollar sign bag…
*wundurs…. duz dat maek it nao a fittee dollar towel?*
* hears creekey flurboard…
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* lukks arownd fur hiding plaice…
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* eyes big pile ob hunnert dollar towels…
* decides nawt to hyde unner towels…
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* scampers awf into otter room…
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* lukks arownd…
Hmm, fyremans tied up… shinee shinee sheets… EEP!
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* scampers awf to otter room…
* lukks arownd… eyes Debriefing Cart… EEP!
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* scampers awf to otter room…
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* heers Mick & LCB coming closer…
* scampers intu garridge
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* hops into LCB’s car adn takes awf wib bulging dollar sign bag onna back seet
Whew. That Mick. What trouble won’t he get into next?
Now whare’s that flunky of mine? I need him to braid teh
leghairs on teh elebenty dozen taranchulars we’re givin out as novelty Halloweenie prezzies at teh fashun show!
Hay! Whare’s the tarachulars? I had them rite here, in my spare dollar sine bag!
Don’t feel alone, Aahz. I missed it too.
I was mortifed. Simply sick about it.
I has been verreh verreh lethargic. Three kinds of pleh hitted
meh in a row. Dat r mah feebul eggskuse.
/runs
how do you make the smiley faces
o hai izzygirl! fur a sad fais yu has to be typing a colon : adn den a hyphen - adn den a open bracket ( wib no spaces
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fur a smiley fais, issa same… colon : hyphen - close bracket ) wib no spaces
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ai canut do anee moar tho!
ohai, if yoo kan find a commint by cweenmj (tehyr not too hard to
find), clikkie on her bloo name an go to her blog. go to teh ICHC Helpers page an she haz a nice list ob teh smilies an how to make tehm. along wif many ovver amayzing an yooseful fings.
//On way back with goggie from P.O., petted available animals.
In neighbor’s yard, saw female beagle all asleep, with tiny grey tabby snuggled up to her chest. Walked closer to see what “that black thing” was: another tiny kitty.
Will check later (after neighbors are home and I see one outside) that the kittens have nice warm place to go. Was blowing quite a bit, temp. maybe 50F in shade. Don’t know wind-chill formulae. They were in the “sun” but it was scarcely coming through the clouds.//
Mebbe doz kittehs also haz Barkalounger?
awwwwwwww ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
next we copies our butt floof!
quoted from teh itteh bitteh kitteh committeh offise partee
Teh manijment objekt `coz dey aer gettin behynd wiv teh papurwerk
Dis is opposed 2 gettin pay-purr-werkz wif behindz onnem…
AAAAHHZZZZ !!!!
Where u been,dude ??
Or where has ai been ????
Ai is confuzzled nao.
I can had uh reelee reelee bizzee at werkz n at hoamz 4 da past kuppla weakz… I bin missin mai CheezFrinz!!! I happytaylz 2 b bak!
We iz glad to see u !!!
Several peeps were wunderrin where you was.
I woz on that list!
Glad ur back Aahz!!
O fanky eeck n leeza! Iz gud 2 b misted — but beeyin awai 4 sew lawng, nawt sew much…
Hai, Aahz.
*Hugglez*
Ohai Opheliacat! Haow R U dewin? {{{Opheliacat}}}