NOBODY NOOOOOEZ
NOBODY NOOOOOEZ DA TRUBBLE I SEEEEEN
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
I’VE BEEN FRAMED!!!!!
Poor kitteh. Sumbuddy needs to ‘dopt hims and taek hims hoem…
Set me freeeeeee, why donut chew baby????
gawd… ai miss kim wilde liek her usded 2 be… or… her sawngs usded 2 be… her wus a cool girlie ^^
aww, poar bebeh. iz hims maykin dat faec b-cos he fowndid owt dat da naise
laydi dat sed she wuz gunna ‘dopt hims yestiday disydid 2 bai sum peddergree
wite pershun kittens insted 2dai?
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i knoes dat wud maek ME mad. hims iz sew cyoot…i akshly kinda doan liek
da squsherd faec awn dose stoopy pershuns! cum wif me 2 mai haus, lil’
blak-eerd buddi! Mebbe i kin givz u sum soopah powahs nd we can be
day-savers!
furst supah-powah will beez invisdabilitee (daddee did nawt sez i cud hab
kitteh)
Yu tuk teh thotz ryte outta mai hed, Maus! SMILE
Ai nebber saw dat Maus guy in mai lyfe….ai swears !!!!
Kitteh wuz charged 4 three cownts uv pozeshun and 1 cownt uv drivin hiz owner nutz wile under da inflooents uv da nip. He sentinced 2 cumyoonitee surviss fur 8 weeks, nd 2 weeks in da cooler wit no cheezburgers.
Poor kitteh.
Updayt: Kitteh haz wun on appeal, on da grownds ob being cute and snuggly.
Hooray 4 teh justiss sistem! It neber fayls 2 fynd in favr uff teh rich ‘n snorgly. :3
ai haz maed dis pichur ai want u awl tew sii…it wuz sew cute ai coodnt halp it…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2205045
ai finksew you mite haz tu copee n payte teh link but it r wurf it, i promise…
ai awlsew maed dis wun dat illustrates wut r ober teh bridge wehn a beloved pet crosses{{{VALESA-N-REMY}}}
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2205082
tat iz beyewtiful pic uv wats ober de bridge, ai fink ai see mai hart-kitteh Stormy frollikin dere ♥
Ok, I sawr bf473’s reply before clicking teh lc79’s links wifout reading teh note carfully and so I sawr teh first pic first, expecting that to be whut’s over teh bridje.
Lol Rogers sed “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” I think I wanna go where teh kittehs in 50’s baffing caps are.
you been framed?! oh-noez!!
why are you people talking like morons? just wondering.
ok, i realize it’s animal talk, but i’ll ask again: why are you talking like morons?
broken first rule:play nice
try it, its harder tahn yoo fink. wen we haz big long fing to say, we switch to non-lolspeek becawz iz eezier. lolspeek takes kreatib finking, an a lub ob wurdplay duznt hurt eever.
Mmhmm. You pretty much need a good grasp of English in order to be
able to write in lolspeak and make yourself understood.
I could also point out that most “higher order” animals display play behaviour, even as adults.
Being a writer, I find it amusing how some words can suggest others when in lolspeak.
“Mai kittehs freaten me wif teh pointy enz when ai being late wif teh gushifud.”
freaten = threaten but implies frighten as well
pointy enz = a much more poetic and palpable term for claws
gushifud = a far more expressive term for wet canned cat food
etc etc
Oh, and we all make sure to play nice with each other, so we can just have fun and laugh (something the world needs more of) and support each other through rough stuff (ditto) without having to worry about being attacked by each other.
Tee-ar-oh-ell-ell-ess wif soopeeryor attytood = DO NOT WANT!
and freaten, also kinda close to friten…
Ur a writer prysma? wot kind?
Optimistic fantasy novelist.
Tihs meens, tryin tu sell eivver uv 2 urban fanta-sea novls.
Iz slooooow prosess.
Ai wurk awn moar whyle trying, tho!
well said, P-K, well said.
weasel aide, P-K weasel aide
weasels? nawt rabid ones, ai hope !!!
Well said!
Sorry, prysma-kitteh, ai cant stop maiself.
*SMOOCH*
Ai lubs wot u wrote.
♫ troll owt de barrell, wii’ll hav a barrell uv fun ♫
Troll IN the barrel: much more fun…
And OBER teh fawls tehy go….weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
*SPLOOSH*
*peerz ober deh fawlz adn watchez deh troll-n-barrell
*bobbing away down deh river.
Bai-bai!!
kin we goes 2 niagrra falls wif dat troll? iz sumptin i has alwaiz wantids ta see…
Niagra falls! Slowly I turned…
step bye step….inch bye inch…..
Barrel bounsez outta da watter,
¡¡¡ BOOM!!!!
den bouwnz bouwnz bownz down da rokky hill.
Ai’ll byte. We’re nawt talking lyke maroons. Goggies down’t lolspeak.
nooooooooobodeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenoes like Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
GMTA!!!
fanx, you hnonorz me!
♫gloooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeee halol luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyah!
2 nawt seconds inna saem minute!!!11!!!
Er… Ai fink Maus gotted a solo nawt sekund at 6.00 den a bunsh at 6.01
yah, he be Qwuik Draw McMaus. leebs da rest 0 us in da dust…
Nawt kwite–Maus diddit agin!
She’s a bass!
Spaceballz refernz FTW!!!!!!
Eerwurm alert!
oh, i halp you, Justin Case you not no da old timey lyrikz:
♫Sum times I’m up, sum times I’m down
oooooooooh yas, Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd,
sometimes I’m almost doooooon to da ground
ooooooooooyes, Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd
♫noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobodeeeee nooooooooooooez
da truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubul eye seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen…
Gee, fanks <_<
Nobudy noz butt Ceiling Cat.
Jailhouse LOL!
iz folsum prysn bloos
happi daylatedollarshort burfdae, LCB!
I maded you a chonklit cake but i eated it…
Uh ohes. here’s da leftober cake wif gnawed off partz…da shwimpz is falling off, i better nom dem befoar day go to waist…
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oh noes, teh candles be fallin off too & may be can caws fier!
wot to do wot to do
*wrings hanz*
*Returning from his Fire Safety Class*
I know what to do! Stand back!
*Maus Stops, Drops, and Rolls*
*… on the cake …*
There! The fire is out!
*giglols at teh maus wif all da gushiefudcaeknshwimps stuk tooo ‘im*
here, lemme halp!
*spritzez seltzer allll ober da maus*
is bettah, no?
Well… wettah, anyway…
well, you duz has dat “lukwotdakatbrotin” look.
*ponders how to remedee da szechuanshun*