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I’VE BEEN FRAMED!!!!!
Poor kitteh. Sumbuddy needs to ‘dopt hims and taek hims hoem…
Set me freeeeeee, why donut chew baby????
gawd… ai miss kim wilde liek her usded 2 be… or… her sawngs usded 2 be… her wus a cool girlie ^^
aww, poar bebeh. iz hims maykin dat faec b-cos he fowndid owt dat da naise
laydi dat sed she wuz gunna ‘dopt hims yestiday disydid 2 bai sum peddergree
wite pershun kittens insted 2dai?
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i knoes dat wud maek ME mad. hims iz sew cyoot…i akshly kinda doan liek
da squsherd faec awn dose stoopy pershuns! cum wif me 2 mai haus, lil’
blak-eerd buddi! Mebbe i kin givz u sum soopah powahs nd we can be
day-savers!
furst supah-powah will beez invisdabilitee (daddee did nawt sez i cud hab
kitteh)
♪♫ get out of my lyfe why doanchew babe?
You doan rilly want me,
you jess keeps me hangin awn…♪♪♫
Yu tuk teh thotz ryte outta mai hed, Maus! SMILE
I springs dis heer kitteh from da jayl on Caturday. “Zahli” is a hooot!
Ai nebber saw dat Maus guy in mai lyfe….ai swears !!!!
Kitteh wuz charged 4 three cownts uv pozeshun and 1 cownt uv drivin hiz owner nutz wile under da inflooents uv da nip. He sentinced 2 cumyoonitee surviss fur 8 weeks, nd 2 weeks in da cooler wit no cheezburgers.
Poor kitteh.
Updayt: Kitteh haz wun on appeal, on da grownds ob being cute and snuggly.
Hooray 4 teh justiss sistem! It neber fayls 2 fynd in favr uff teh rich ‘n snorgly. :3
ai haz maed dis pichur ai want u awl tew sii…it wuz sew cute ai coodnt halp it…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2205045
ai finksew you mite haz tu copee n payte teh link but it r wurf it, i promise…
ai awlsew maed dis wun dat illustrates wut r ober teh bridge wehn a beloved pet crosses{{{VALESA-N-REMY}}}
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2205082
tat iz beyewtiful pic uv wats ober de bridge, ai fink ai see mai hart-kitteh Stormy frollikin dere ♥
Ok, I sawr bf473’s reply before clicking teh lc79’s links wifout reading teh note carfully and so I sawr teh first pic first, expecting that to be whut’s over teh bridje.
Lol Rogers sed “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” I think I wanna go where teh kittehs in 50’s baffing caps are.
you been framed?! oh-noez!!
why are you people talking like morons? just wondering.
ok, i realize it’s animal talk, but i’ll ask again: why are you talking like morons?
broken first rule:play nice
try it, its harder tahn yoo fink. wen we haz big long fing to say, we switch to non-lolspeek becawz iz eezier. lolspeek takes kreatib finking, an a lub ob wurdplay duznt hurt eever.
Mmhmm. You pretty much need a good grasp of English in order to be
able to write in lolspeak and make yourself understood.
I could also point out that most “higher order” animals display play behaviour, even as adults.
Being a writer, I find it amusing how some words can suggest others when in lolspeak.
“Mai kittehs freaten me wif teh pointy enz when ai being late wif teh gushifud.”
freaten = threaten but implies frighten as well
pointy enz = a much more poetic and palpable term for claws
gushifud = a far more expressive term for wet canned cat food
etc etc
Oh, and we all make sure to play nice with each other, so we can just have fun and laugh (something the world needs more of) and support each other through rough stuff (ditto) without having to worry about being attacked by each other.
Tee-ar-oh-ell-ell-ess wif soopeeryor attytood = DO NOT WANT!
and freaten, also kinda close to friten…
Ur a writer prysma? wot kind?
Optimistic fantasy novelist.
Tihs meens, tryin tu sell eivver uv 2 urban fanta-sea novls.
Iz slooooow prosess.
Ai wurk awn moar whyle trying, tho!
well said, P-K, well said.
weasel aide, P-K weasel aide
weasels? nawt rabid ones, ai hope !!!
yes, rabbit weasels eating morons fur dina
Well said!
Sorry, prysma-kitteh, ai cant stop maiself.
*SMOOCH*
Ai lubs wot u wrote.
♫ troll owt de barrell, wii’ll hav a barrell uv fun ♫
Troll IN the barrel: much more fun…
And OBER teh fawls tehy go….weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
*SPLOOSH*
*peerz ober deh fawlz adn watchez deh troll-n-barrell
*bobbing away down deh river.
Bai-bai!!
kin we goes 2 niagrra falls wif dat troll? iz sumptin i has alwaiz wantids ta see…
Niagra falls! Slowly I turned…
step bye step….inch bye inch…..
Barrel bounsez outta da watter,
¡¡¡ BOOM!!!!
den bouwnz bouwnz bownz down da rokky hill.
It wozn’t a rok. It woz a Rok Lobsta!!!!
Goggies in bikinis
Kittehs on surfboards
Eberybodi’s lolling
Eberybodi’s cheezing
Baked cheezburgers baking in the fun
Cawl out da fyremen!
Cawl out da YNG’s!
Push da panik button!
Ai’ll byte. We’re nawt talking lyke maroons. Goggies down’t lolspeak.
mrow
nooooooooobodeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenoes like Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
GMTA!!!
fanx, you hnonorz me!
♫gloooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeee halol luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyah!
2 nawt seconds inna saem minute!!!11!!!
Er… Ai fink Maus gotted a solo nawt sekund at 6.00 den a bunsh at 6.01
yah, he be Qwuik Draw McMaus. leebs da rest 0 us in da dust…
Nawt kwite–Maus diddit agin!
She’s a bass!
Spaceballz refernz FTW!!!!!!
Eerwurm alert!
oh, i halp you, Justin Case you not no da old timey lyrikz:
♫Sum times I’m up, sum times I’m down
oooooooooh yas, Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd,
sometimes I’m almost doooooon to da ground
ooooooooooyes, Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd
♫noooooooooooooooooooooooooooobodeeeee nooooooooooooez
da truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubul eye seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen…
Gee, fanks <_<
Nobudy noz butt Ceiling Cat.
Jailhouse LOL!
iz folsum prysn bloos
happi daylatedollarshort burfdae, LCB!
I maded you a chonklit cake but i eated it…
Uh ohes. here’s da leftober cake wif gnawed off partz…da shwimpz is falling off, i better nom dem befoar day go to waist…
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…… i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i../…../
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oh noes, teh candles be fallin off too & may be can caws fier!
wot to do wot to do
*wrings hanz*
*Returning from his Fire Safety Class*
I know what to do! Stand back!
*Maus Stops, Drops, and Rolls*
*… on the cake …*
There! The fire is out!
*giglols at teh maus wif all da gushiefudcaeknshwimps stuk tooo ‘im*
here, lemme halp!
*spritzez seltzer allll ober da maus*
is bettah, no?
Well… wettah, anyway…
well, you duz has dat “lukwotdakatbrotin” look.
*ponders how to remedee da szechuanshun*
*looks around *
anybody got any ideahs?
*maeks a few cawls….)
” hello, hello YNG, Yea, Hi Hon. Can u maek a house call? Yes, please send wun YNGirl to cheeserec hall at wunce. Mause needs a fluff dri”
“Youre a Doll!”
kthnxbye!
No prob, my princess!
*Looks around the NB*
Hmmm. All of the YNGirls are at lunch… I guess I’ll have to do it myself…
maybee some of teh stuff in maus’s debreefing kit wud halp?
Izit just mee, or haz Maus gone awl kwiet?
Well – until teh YNGirl (or YNG) gets heer, ai kin halp.
*jentlee pullz a shwrimp off Maus’ elbow wif hur teef*
*nom nom nom*
Mmm – datz gud shwrimp.
*pullz anudder shwrimp off Maus – dis time frum himz shouldur*
*nom nom nom*
Mmmm.
*plots where to striek next*
oooohh.. izzit like pik-up-stix, cept wif shwimps?
*pulls shwimp from the bak of maus’s elboe*
*maus wobbuls, but stays intact!*
Leeza — yew get teh shwimp frum behin himz left nee. Ai will get teh shwimp frum behin himz rite nee. Ai betz we kin nok him down & get awl teh shwimps!!!!
Cawls teh fyrmens, Kwik!!!
Skrimpz nawt sew bad about goN 2 waist. Cake, doh, datz anudder stow ree.
yah, datz one o da mini fings i likes aboot da shwimps…
” Noooobudde knows mai SORRRRRROWWWWW”
“Thankee,thankee…
Fer mai next number,ai will be purrrrformin ‘Swing Low,Swee Chariot’….”
but will yoo be heer all week? don’t forget to tip yer waitperson,” tryda veal”
swing loe sweet cheezburg’roh… nomming for 2 fillin mai beeeehlleh
*snerk*
Kitteh waylez awn Jailhowse Rok!
Weez gunna hasta brake yuu aowt , kitteh!!!
Ennifing 2 stop u singin
Teh uther prizonners iz startin 2 reform, doh. Dey say dey’ll be gud if dey can escaype teh singin. Mebbe dis caterlolling iz gud 4 da penal sistem. :3
oh noes, splort alurt!
Here prysma.. I gotted this idea from Lunarmommy on teh last thred.
*puts noo CHRG (w/PCOI) on prysma*
Dat’s “wif political karacachures on it”. See… they is all here, SP, Obama.. McCain.. and Biden. No matter hoo u like or don’t like, LM was rite, politiks is teh ultimate anti-splort!
And I agrees, I won’t bring pololotiks up agin here… but I finkso dis CHRG (w/PCOI) mite be a useful thing to keep around.
Fank yu! Hm, anti-cyoot meets cyoot… ai wunder if it will haz saem reeakshun as antimatter n matter… iz eggsalad idea fur eggstra protekshuns!
*puts awn teh noo CHRG (wpcoi)*
Hm, no splorts yet… suksessful, aifinkso.
ooh, taht iz yooseful! teh ultimate portekshun aginst kyootness!!
*ahem* *gets on sopebocks, cheks notes*
teh reezon for my distayst for teh polly ticks on ICHC iz only partly doo to my own pursunal avershun to teh subjek. i unnerstands taht iz very intresting an eggsiting elekshun goin on. an many peeps iz eggsited bowt it. an intrested in it. howsumeber, wile it seems taht most ob teh peeps heer in cheezland shares a similimilar poynt ob vyoo, not ebreewun haz teh same opinyuns. tohz hoo haz diffrent opinyuns may feel left owt, unwanted, unwelkom to speek up. sum may eben feer being shunned if tehy do speek up. an tehn if diffrent opinyuns are eggspressd, contenshus contenshuns may arize. an taht wuld ruin all teh fun. it wuld be a shaym to let sumfin liek polly ticks interfeer wif teh fun, frendships, an gudwill heer on ICHC (ifinkso a cupple ob peeplez haz alreddy been chaysd away over dis. iz a shaym.) so i fink it wuld be better if teh polly ticks wuz keeped wher teh polly ticks belong, an teh kittehs an lolz wher teh kittehs an lolz belong. fank yoo.
*climbs down offa sopebocks, picks it up an runz away, embarrassed*
Nawt be embarrassed. Yu maek much sense.
Iz awlso teh fakt that there being lawts uv cheezpeeps frum diffrent countries, n polly ticks nawt nessessarilee revelant tu peeps in uvver countries, tu.
N, well, polly ticks just nawt az fun az kittehs.
mebbe pollyticks wud b fun iffin we let kittehs nd da Reel Samus
du awl da roolin? hehe….
Heer! Heer!
I agreez!! deh polly-tickz and deh lol-catz not b a gud kombinashun. Wii needz tu keeping deh Cheezland az politikklee nuutral az possiblol. Lunarmommy, u sedding it berry well. {{{lm}}}
I agreez, lunarmommy!!!!! Yu speeks fr me!
Politimakle diskushuns ov enny perswyashun makes me sikk in stommik
*amend taht too, “most ob teh U S A peeps” we haz larje internatshunal groop heer! not want to leebes anyboddy owt!*
*also hopes i not maded anywun feel bad. makin peeplz feel bad iz not wut ICHC iz abowt*
-coming from yeers of habbing to sit at teh dinner table and listen to my dad talk abowt polly ticks, and ass-ooming dat we all share his opinyuns- I concurs.
My x-pert-ees at keepin my mouth shut, let me show u it!
Fanks, Lm–I don’t often get over here any more coz i’m busy on cheezfrenz or running errands, etc, w/Mr. Altosinger. But Politics is a subject we can safely avoid; the truth of the matter is, NOBODY is sure which way to go. I don’t care for either candidate, and Pat Paulsen is not alive to have for a protest vote. VERY frustrating.
HAY!!! Ware’d dat sopebox cum frum??? *kiks sopebocks* BAD sopebocks! Go ‘wai!
oh noez did I makez mah ICHC frenz mad by asking demz
dere wise opinions of deh vice purrsidenshal debate
I askded becoz I finks themz is kind and wise
but I kno wanna make anybody mad
:runs away and hides
iz okay, dont run an hide, nobuddy mad at yoo. {{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}
i wuzn’t finking ob anywun in partikular, just tehrz bin a lot more polly ticks lately an i’m afrayd sooner or later it might get not-nise. polly ticks habs a way ob doing taht, eben wen it starts owt all frendly an innosent-like.
wuz nuffin rong wif yor qwestion, iz gud to aks kind an wise peeps
wut tehy finks.
{{{lunarmommy}}}
noes… don’t runs away!
u is ok 2 kittehs, I don’t fink this has ever come up before?
I axed maus about Biden…
wuz intersting qwestion, an himz answer wuz a model ob how polly ticks
SHULD be talked abowt, if its going to be talked abowt. if ebreewun culd answer two_kitteh’s qwestion abowt teh debates in teh same manner tehn taht wuld be very informatib. but too offen tehr iz a tone taht coms into polly tickle
diskushuns taht iz… not frendly. ob an opinyunahsun taht sez, “no gud smart pursun culd possibly hab diffrent opinyun frum me. an i will make fun ob all teh diffrent opinyuns an teh diffrent canidaytes an not care if i hurt or offend sumwun becawz opinyuns taht are diffrent from mine don’t cownt an teh peeples hoo hab tehm don’t cownt.” dis sort ob fing happens too eezily, eben among peeples hoo are ovverwise very nise an likes eech ovver, an it iz wut i not wants to see happen.
comes back frum hidey plais
Ok I iz back
{{lunarmommy and leeza-b}}
I agreez pollyticks canz be berry contenshus
but does dat meanz we shud not talk bout it all?
Mebbeh ICHC is not deh plaiz fur it
I iz gonna go and habz a ponder
like dis kitteh
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/15/funny-pictures-i-haz-a-ponder/#comments
wuld be very nise if tehr wuz nise safe playse to talk abowt it, wif luvly smells in teh air an sownds in teh bakgrownd to maek evreeboddy be on tehr best behayvyur an ansser teh qwestions just like maus did. or if eben on ichc culd be liek taht. i just afrayd peeples iz gonna start fighting, or go away cawz tehy feelz not welkom cawz ob diffrent opinyuns.
i glad yoo camed bak frum hidey-place, reely i not mad at yoo or anywun
♥♥♥♥♥{{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥
(Note ireny uv abuv commintz beein in (ahem) “babytalk” wiv awssumness uv matyur- matchur- grownupityness contrastid wiz snottyniss uv meny pearl-itical soundbytes uzin big werdz an all!)
But I agreez, on LOLPolitics teh commintz iz poysin, all trollzy! Heer teh peeps iz frenly an snorgly, (eggsept wen sendin trollz doun de ribber, heehee!) an mebbe iz bedder to stick to firemens an choklit an portant stuff liek wuttudubout wailin latenite kittehs adn dansdansdansin sillybrayshund for gnu jobz adn hugz for peeps wif a sads.
ohai, two_kittehs, i haz had a ponder wif yoo, an putted teh rezults ob my ponderin down at teh bottom ob teh thred.
ooooooo i wheel chanja suject…
leeza-b b-habbin SIX kittehs w00t, w00t
omgomgomg I jest heared todai
colors? names? (of newbebbehs & ma is “Flower”?)
sownds like momma’s name shuld be “LEMMEOWTAHEER!!!” kinda liek dis kitteh in the LOL.
parent lea that tis whut mama was yelling
until Leeza gaved her teh “masta suite”
her haz simple taysts. her only wants teh best!
ohai, ebreewun, hope i not oversteppin my bowndarries an bein prespum – pursumt – um, pushy, but i haz pondered, an finked ob sum gidelines for teh diskushun ob polly ticks, if peeplez wants to diskuss tohs fings, down at teh bottom ob teh thred. *runs away, embarrassed agin*
Reskoo me
adn taek meeeeee in yoor armz!!
fontella bass FTW
kitteh needz a lil tin fud bowl 2 bang aginst de bars
Remy update: Remy has problems urinating. The hospital staff could not express his bladder so they put the catheter back in
I’m sadly considering sending him over the bridge. Thank you all for you thoughts through this. I really tried and was willing to take care of him but he really will not have a good life like this.
I’m so sorry to hear that Valesa. It is so wonderful that you are willing to try but I do think that might be the kindest option at this point. {{{{{{Remy & Valesa}}}}}} Remy knows you love and want the best for him. If you do have to send him over the bridge he won’t be alone, all our beloved furry friends who have crossed before him will be waiting to greet him with love.
{{{{ Valesa }}}}
No matter how much you feel you need to let him go,it will be devestating,I’m sure.
Give Remy hugs and kisses to help him over teh bridge,and den has a gud cry..
no shame in that…
o, Valesa, so sorry to hear this latest news, and that this is so hard for you and Remy. Please read again the message I left on your profile last week…you can make the transition an act of love between the two of you. You have been so good and kind and working hard to figure out what would be best for him, and you can be glad of that.
{{{{{Valese}}}}} {{{{{Remy}}}}}
Ohhh…… {{{{{Remy}}}} {{{{Valesa}}}}
That is very tough,but I think that you have made the right decision for Remy. You and his vet have tried, but if he will have no quality of life, it would be unkind to prolong it.
{{{{{{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}}}}}}
all my thoughts with you!! {{{{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Valesa}}}}}} }}}}} i am so sorry -J
}}}}} [come on WP be kind!]
{{{{{{{{{{Remy}}}}}}}}}} arrrrggghhhhh
{{{{{{Valesa}}}}}} {{{{{{Remy}}}}}}
{{{{{{Valesa’s other kitty Gitana}}}}}}
It hurts more than anything, I think, when you start seeing that sometimes the only way to love them is to help them on that last step to reaching the Bridge. I know you tried. Remy knows you tried, and how much you love him.
My Nermal is there, has been for almost five years now since I had to make a similar choice, and lots of other cats whose humans have set them free out of love. He won’t be alone.
All the good wishes I can coming from here for you, and all the sympathy in the world.
oh Valesa… so sowry!!!!!!!
{{{{{{{{Valesa}}}}}}}}}
Hoping that u remembers what a gud like u givved ur Remy; and maybe that will halp u feel a tiny bit better abowt halping him to go to teh bridge if it’s really his time to go. U r his mommy and I knows u has his best interests at hart. ♥
oops-
likelifemy eyes were leakin a bit for u.
{{{{{{{{{{valesa & remy}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Valesa, Remy & Gitana}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Ai’m so sawry! It is difficult t sai da leese. Sumtiems, da most difficult decisions r da wuns dun for luv rather dan right when da wuns for luv r da rite wuns. Ennywais, luvs to u, remy and Gitana.
Ai hadded tuu seynde mai Russhin Bloo kitteh oaver teh bridje 2 weaks agoe, becuz hims had braiyne cancure; weez knowed hims had tuu be putted tuu sleap, butt weez din’t knoew jes wen; evenshully hims gotted soe badd, tehre wuz noes kweshun bowt iyt;
Mai hart achez foar yuu, Valesa; Ai wil pray tuu CC foar yuu adn Remy…..
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Ouch. {{{ckk n Russian Blue}}} I dunno if it hurts worse with sudden things or chronic illness where you have to watch them every day knowing… neither is worse, I guess, they both just hurt beyond bad.
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{{{{{{{{{{ ckk & rb kitteh }}}}}}}}}
My Vergie is there waiting…
from Karen & Gemmi
CKK, Ai am so sawry abowt ur behbeh Russhin Bloo. He trusted u to do rite fing and u did it. We pray for mirakuls but sumtiems mirakuls r when we reech da bridje. {{{{{{{{{{cheschirekittehkat}}}}}}}}}}}} Ai knoes a bit hao u feels. Ai had to had mai Itty Bitty Kitty putted tuu sleap in 2003 and sumtiems it is still too payneful but he trusted me to do da rite fing even when it is too hard. Moar {{{{{{{{{{{{{{CKK}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{Valessa}}}}}
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{{{Remy and Valesa}}}
my thoughts go out to you as you are making some really tough decisions.
{{{{{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}}}} so sad 2 heer dat
{{{{{remy an valesa}}}}}
Dear Valesa, i’m sorry you are going through this sorrow. my beloved mike-cat got bone cancer and he never complained of pain( he just stopped eating n drinking ) and i had him put to sleep-cancer in the bones is very painful. if a kitteh can’t urinate easily n gets bladder/kidney infections, he could be ill n not be able to let u kno. i’m sure you’ll make the decision that’s rite for u.
{{{{{ valesa n kitteh}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Valesa & Remy & Gitana}}}}}}}}}}
Dere will be plentee uv kittehz (an goggies) waytin fur Remy at teh brij — an dere will be plentee uv us heer to halp yew werk thru yer moast-justified sadness. We haz awl bin dere at wun tiem or anudder (oar eben mennee tiemz), an we will be heer fur yew wen yew needs us.
Ai haz a big sad fur yew, Valesa — but sumtimez itz jus teh best fing yew kin do to stawp teh kitteh’s suffrin.
*wiepz leeking eyez*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I’m so sorry about your dear Remy. We’re all here for you. {{{{{Valesa}}}}}
I has a sad
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Valesa
ur Remy haz teh bestest momma. mai hart b full ov sad 4 u. ai sai speshun kitteh prayeer 2 teh ceiling cat 4 u bof.
Itz wazzent meh, it wuz de goggie whoo dun it! Ai swearz awn mai mommas floof! Ai iz innercent!!
*whispurrs from next cage* Whatcha in fur?
I killed mah humin after he dressed me up in a stoopee sweateh
How stoopee of a sweteh? *blinks eyes curiously*
U don’t wanna kno
and it was not deh furst tyme either
if i wuz on teh joory, i wuld not hab conbicted himz!
Oh Hai, friend lunarmommy- hope things B well with U
ohai kayjoy – fings as gud as kan be ekpekted. shiro an happycat gettin along better now, no more hissin anyway, my boi still hab not finded noo place to lib but is welkom at himz grandparents’ howse for now an may just deside to lib on campus next spring. (bakgrownd – him had to moov owt ob himz apartment becawz wun ob himz roommates beeted him up) fanks for askin – hope fings are gud for yoo too!
Dat sound terribull!
If I hadda wangs of an angel, obber dese prison walls I wood fly.
ummmm……..”wangs” of an angel? *drags mynd owt uv gutter*
I tried to post a similar comment a while ago, but WP ate it. I think the “Mrs. Grundy ‘Bot” got it.
i’m gettin a surreal mental image- guy angels flying…ahhh..donut luk up!
now yo has me wunnerin about dem gurl angels and iffen dey gotz dem perky breaseses.
Its a southern accent appropriate fer singin der blues. It memines me ob the Southern fambly dat had the three wise mens in their cretch scene dressed as firemens and when asked why the lady of the house responded that it was theologically accurate, the Bible sed that they came from afar. Sum ob the cheezpeeps gotz dem filthy minds, dats why I keeps comin back.
And down south they hasta put “tars” awn dere cars,too…..
ai r donating dis taystee tuna sammich if ur sweet behbeh crossings teh bridge
{{{VALESA_N_REMY}}}
nd atleest hims wont suffr no moar, right??
let me add something, i am sending ur kitty a tuna sandwich lunch to take with him incase he gets the hungrees crossing teh bridge(if he does)
*plaices shwimpz onna top fr Remy*
Dat pushed teh teerz frum in mah eyez to rollin down mah cheekz.
*plaices small dish uv creem next to teh sammich*
*Iz teh speechlis* *plaiciz laiv catmint plant (in plastik pawt) nikst 2 creem*
*adds a floofy blankee to teh pyle, an sum floofy jangly maus toys fur playin wit frenz on teh uther syde*
I putted a floofy blankee an sum jangly toys on teh pyle, but WP eeted it. So I adds anuther floofy blankee an sum MOAR wunnerful toys. An this tyme I adds sum speshul treets.
{{Valesa and Remy}}
WP haz nommed mah commints twyce nao! I tries agin:
I adds sevral sawft floofee blankees to teh pyle. An sevral kitteh toys. An sum treets. An I adds a liddel flowr pot wit sweet, tastee catnips growin in it.
An hugs fur Valesa an Remy. {{{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}}}}
I alwais heer tihs song in a deep Paul Robeson kinda voyce, in mai hed. Iz funnee to imajin taht voyce frum tihs kitteh.
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But is bettah tahn imajinin a lil ketteh SCREECHIN it!
mah dads be singing dis song all de timez wen I wus a leetle kid.. nawt cuz he was deprezzed, he jus lieked it
Dozen teh princess sing tihs in “Spaceballs,” inna deep Paul Robeson voyse?
Nobody noooooooes da trubble I beeeeeen . . .
bravaoooo, correcting ov one letter fur accuracy
oh ai fink da hoomin does… adn still da hoomin will miss da kitteh, b’cuz eets jes 2 sweet. a hoomin dat wont miss hims kitteh habs jes noe hoomanity… or mebbeh… 2 much hoomanity adn 2 less animality… *sigh* nebber lets me into a shelter fur animlols… aid taek dem awl wib meh adn habs nawt enuff plaic… but ai lurves dem awl…
Trubble with Tribbles?
Kitteh wif gitar singing in a bluesy sorta wai:
**Singing: Ain’t got no pillow,
Ain’t got no home,
Ain’t got no window,
No place to call my own.
Ai gots dem kitteh cat,
Pretty cat bluesssssssss!
Ain’t got no kibble
Gots plenny uv trubble
Ain’t got no bowl
Ai’m jes surely so low.
Ai gots dem kitteh cat,
Pretty cat bluesssssssss!**
Who luvs ya behbeh?
*pikz up harmonica and duz a blooz riff
♫♫♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♫♪♪
Clapclapclapclap
datz sad but funny at teh same timez! XD
now, well i can’t and i don’t know how we’re just two men as god had made us (8)
Cattica! Cattica! Cattica!
Braking kitteh cryme bullit-in:
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AAARGH! Wun uv mai kittehs (ai iz luking at YU, Trick!) seems tu have stoleneded teh USB flash dryve taht haz teh last intervoo ai iz spost to be transkrybing fur sumwun! N mai partmint iz a mess (ai be just getting ober depreshuns, n mai bf haz berry bad back problems, n we DUZ having 3 kittehs!) n ai haz noooooo idea where teh heck teh lil monster hydededed it! N ai spost tu have tehm awl dun tumoro, n still haz anuver wun to type so cannawt dismantle hole partmint…
Ai luvs teh lil black n whyte fiend, ai duz berry much, but… uv awl fings tu steel!
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We nao returns yu tu teh regoolr noos.
Iz nawt taht small. Ai finking, he swatted it tu see what it waz, n it muved, n he swatted it awntu n chaseded it round teh partmint fur a while. Ai duz nawt mind when him duz this wif hims toys… ai duz nawt mind when him duz it wif most fings, reelly, they turn up sooner or layter.
Him iz about 80% black n 20% whyte… him iz 80% basement cat n 20% CC, aifinkso.
But him iz so berry cyoot when him iz snuggly n purring n kneeding wif paws n shedding fur n drooling (!) n eyes closed n fings… it hard tu stay mad at him fur being silleh n playful. *sigh*
yah, taht sownds more likely, taht him swaated it unner sumfing. mebbee try gettin on kitteh’s eye level on flore an fink, if i wuz a kitteh, wher wuld i swat momma’s Very Important Fing?
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iz gud fing tehy are so kyoot, ifinkso. (same wif hyoomin bebbehs
Trick sowns very kyoot!
I loves teh blak and whites.
And the ‘just blacks’.
And teh tuxies.
Oh, and don’t forget teh torties…
Um. I fink teh shorter list wud be wut I DON’T like:
Tehre be pic uv him awn mai blog. Clikkee teh nayme wif blooness.
Ai cannawt fink uv any kittehs ai nawt lyk, reelly… tehy shows up in mai lyf, ai luvs tehm. 
*finds neepads n wif a si starts trying to luk at teh wurld lyk a kitteh*
Ai nawt haz tyme fur tihs, reelly. Ai iz behind alreddy, cauze ai been feeling ankshus n trying tu distract self heer… Kittehs be eggsperts at finding teh wurst fing tu du at teh wurst tyme, aifinkso.
**sniff**
Ai jus read Angel’s story…mai eyes be leeky nao…..
Aw… she had ruff tyme, but she saif nao, n spoilededed lyk kittehs fink they hsud be.
Wish teh bad stuff neber happened tu kittehs, tho… *sigh*
Nawt finded dryve yet, but haz found elebenty kittehs worf uv kitteh fluff. N a-pair-ant-lee, ai haz elebenty-seben black-n-whyte kittehs, cauze ai pulling tehm owt uv garbage bag n out frum under broom n out frum under cowch n tripping ober n fings ebry few minnits.
Ai waz finking we having only wun b&w, wun orinj (nawt poisin) n wun tabbeh, but ai mebbe waz rong.
Oh, n ai foun a chokklit bar frum a week ago ai furgot about.
attenshun!! attenshun!! teh burfday fairie’s dayly burfday greeting haz moovded to teh SEKUND LOL ob teh day!! taht’s right, the SEKUND LOL!! furst LOL wuz too erly, thurd LOL wuz too late. sekund LOL iz just right, ifinkso. so go to teh SEKUND LOL to get yor burfday greetings!! (an party favors, for all teh guestses an not just teh burfday peeps!)
O kitteh wil u lyten up!
*finks fur momint*
“It b a smal whirld aftr awl! It b…”
NO! NO! NEFINK BUTT DAT!
*sigh*
“I has a luvlee bunches ov kokonutz…dere dey b astandin n a ro! Big wunz, smal wunz, sum az big az ur hed!”
seeng sumfink wif a lil moar bowns tu it!
Oh Hai Patrick!! I wuz hoping I kud purrswade u 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. (deh nawt-sekkund map gottid borkt) Deh gnu map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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(I noez ware sum uzzer peepz b, but I only putting on deh wunz hoo b rekwesting it, so az 2 reespekting deh privaseaz.)
Fank u 4 puttin mii awn teh map, Cween mj. NB iz awnna map!
Lion King refs FTW.
This is why I don’t shop at Petsmart anymore. My youngest kitteh turned on her sad boo boo eyes, and I was her hooman slave.
Ai likes dat mai PetsMart has teh beebehs at teh OTHER end uv teh store frum the cat supplies…dat way ai duzzint see dem !!
Lukilee mai PetsMart b klosr tu wurk den hoam. Awlso sinc ai tayk teh vanpool, ai no has car tu dryv ober dere n splort at teh kittehs…oar els ai b n BEEG TRUBBL! wif mai parnts n ovver kittehs.
Ai went luking for mai Tucky wen he ranned awai and cudn’t find himz 4 tree weeks! Cownt’em! 3 awfullest weeks. Ai went to awl da shelters and da last wun was the KCMO pownd. Dere he wuz. Inky! He wuz among da floofy white kitteh wif 2 color eyes, buncha floofy kittens and den dere wuz skinny black wif white ascot and white bikini panties kitteh. Ai asked kan ai holds him. Den it wuz luv at furst site. Ai tuk him home. *Sighs* He a bery gud kitteh. Tucky came home 3 nites later as ai had been putting owt his favrit Pringles for himz to let him knoes ai still luved him. *sighs harder* Ai’d tayke ‘em awl homes if ai cud. Dat’s why it iz so hard to goes to da PetSmart cuz the kittehs r rite next to the dry and gushy fud. *Stares into space finking ov poor behbeh kittehs wif no homes*
thats why i kant goze to teh petsmart or petco on adopshun day or to teh shelter. i go home an cry cry cry cawz i can’t help tehm all. romeow iz doing wunnerful fing at cownty aminol control shelter wher she’s volunteering. iz very hard, tehy not cares if aminols get forebber homes or not. she doing her very bestest to change teh system an help teh aminols.
okay, i habs bin pondering along wif two_kittehs, an heers wut i pondered up. iz prolly not possible to keep polly ticks compleetly off ICHC. an like two_kittehs sed, tehr iz kind an wize peeples heer hooz opinyuns wuld be intresting to aks. an mebbee iz not right to say no wun iz allowed to talk abowt polly ticks. so i be finking, if polly ticks iz going to be talked abowt, mebbee we kan haz anti-bad-stuffs guidelinz:
1) rebember taht teh frendship an fun an commyunity ob ICHC iz more important tahn polly ticks.
2) rebember taht dis iz internashunal commyunity, an also commyunity ob peeples ob many diffrent ages, bakgrownds, sitchewashuns, etc.
3) rebember taht not ebreewun heer haz teh same opinyuns az yoo. an tehy not haz to hab teh same opinyuns az yoo to be gud, smart peeps.
4) eggspress yor opinyuns in a wise and kind manner. plz don’t dissapoynt two_kittehs in her vyoo ob us az kind an wize frends! see maus’s diskushun abowt Biden on LOL before dis as egg sample.
5) before yoo say sumfing abowt teh ovver party/opinyun/canidayt, aks yorself how yoo wuld feel if sumwun sed taht abowt YOR party/opinyun/canidayte. if it wuld make yoo feel sad/bad/mad, tehn it needs to be edited.
6) if it starts to get not nise, chaynje teh subject to kyoot kittehs. taht’s wut we’re all heer for anyway!
*hoping not to cawz a problum, hoping only to purvent tehm*
I iz two_kittehs an I approves lunnarmommy’s message
claps floofy pawz in appreshiashunz
fank yoo two_kittehs {{{{{2k}}}}}
I dunno lunarmommy… I be finking ur first instinct was teh bestest. Prolly better not to talk polly ticks at all. I belongs to a club wif a bb, and there’s some of teh most awful hateful discussions.. in a club which is sposed to be there to halp people get owt and make new friends!
Some of tehm I know, and in person they are nice as can bee, but get tehm on teh bb and start talking polly ticks.. they turns into diffrent people.
This year especially, teh race seems more emotional than ever, and people are more apt to get in2 heeted discusshuns when it’s like that…
yah, i fink so too, no polly ticks wuld be teh bestest. but is prolly too much to hope for. so, next-best fing, iz hopefuly peeplez keeps it nice. hopefully if itz possilbe at all, itz possilbe in cheezland.
I finkso no polly tix problee best… so lunarmommy, yooz not mad at me for my ‘lytycal comint stuff yesteeday? pweez!!
Man I love LOLCats, this is SO CUTE!
Okey kitteh, I takes u home!
oh hai
My Chemical Romance lyrics?
me thinks so
*envisions my chemical romance singing old spirituals*
*wonders if i should be very afraid or if i’ve discovered teh Next Big Fing*
culd also be a summary ob pretty much ebree my chemical romance song, too
I love My Chemical Romance!
I am sure did behbeh got adopted. Who could resist???
MCR FTW!!!!
Whaddya know? She’s a bass.
Crazie kittieh no robs banks
oh!! it’s so cute!!
lol i luv cat
“She’s a Bass…. Who knew!?”
~Barf, from Spaceballs
I springs dis heer kitteh on Caturday. “Zahli” is a hooot. I can’t bewieve she was still der after she had been a famouse lol cat for soo long!
Fanks for all the lovely comments (I am nooo goods at lolspeak!)
NO! BUT I CAN’T! AND I DON’T KNOW!! WE’RE JUST TOO MEN AS GOD HAD MADE US!! BUT I CAN’T! NO, I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
*singz wif u*
YAY! MCR reference! w00t!
MCR FTW.