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Monorail kitteh now stops @ library
while u iz at da libraree, u shud check awt dis book.
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Monorail kitteh looks pooped…
elebenty wai tye! Drinksies fur ebry1!
Oh hai, mai cheezee frenz!! Mai gud fren Judson haz mading a wundermous sliding show adn iz allowing mii tew posting it on mine blog!! just klikking on mai bloo name. U kin finding it dere on deh top uv deh page at teh linkee labulled Judson’s Splort Repair. It b sew big I had to splitting it in2 tew parts, derhe beez a link at deh bottom uv page wun to taking u 2 paige 2.
oar u kin using dese linkeez.
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/judsons-splort-repair/
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/judsons-splort-repair/judsons-splort-repair-part-2/
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Fank yew Judson!!
dats sew gweat whut da 2 ob u maided der!
Hooray fur Judson! UDDERLEE ADORABUL!!!
All we need now iz fer Judson to do a stop-motion version,with narration,and post it awn YouTube…
*shaily* Ai cud turn it intu a pps (powrpoynt) type uv fing, if taht wud helping… nawt shur ebrywun cud see taht, altho there being free vooers owt there…
Iz nawt video fur YouTube, tho. *shrug*
(9) Ib u haz haf a mynd 2 waych profeshunul Rowndrz, iz awl U need NEwai!
Ai luuvit, luuvit, luuvit, luuvit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FTW!!!! w00t, w00t, w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!
Maus! Where u bin?
U mist teh partee Fryday….
I was on the way to Ol’ Virginny to my daughters college. It was “Parents & Family” weekend, and they played two field hockey matches. Sorry: sometimes I have to do stuff without you guys
Huh?
Wiffout :cry” us?
yah, wotter we, chopp’d livah????
oh, wait. nebbermind…
hmph!
well we was definitlee short on seltzer and debreefing fluid in ur abcents.
Wile I have u, I have a curious… and if ya don’t want to answer, dat’s fine b/c this is not yooshual ICHC topix.
U is the onlee person I knows in TTD. Do teh TTDians like Sen Biden? Is they all eggsited abowt him maybee bein VP? U has known him lots longer than most of teh country…
Interesting question. DE is so tiny that you routinely see your US and state senators and representatives in everyday places, like the grocery store. Joe Biden attends our church. Senator Carper’s son and my youngest daughter attended the same elementary school and junior high school and played in the band together. Stuff like that. Party affiliation in DE is mostly meaningless, since you literally know the candidates. Ticket splitting is totally normal for voters. We often have a Democratic governor and Republican lieut. governor (or vice versa), for example.
That said, folks in DE are rarely neutral in their opinions about an office holder. Although I think the vast majority of us think Senator Joe is pretty OK. Six terms indicates that pretty well.
fanks! Interesting answer too!
Now on to regular ICHC bizness…
Sinse u mist teh partee, u may not be aware that this is Fire Safetees Week, and u has bin skeduled for mandatory Fire Saftees Classes.
In fact, u was teh first one we signed up.
Report to room 213 rite aways.
What for? I am perfectly safe with fire. Look…
*Pulls out Zippo and lights it*
See?
*Fumbles Zippo, and drops it it his pants*
*FWUUMMPH!*
Uh oh. Um… a little help here…
Wadder Bloon!!!
S
P
L
A
T
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The furst rool was,
C”hek ur zippos at teh door.
Safe alternative praciss materials will be provided to u.”
*gets owt seltzer bottlol*
*sprays maus down wif a kwikness*
U ok?
I’m fine. I was wearing my FRLJ’s today
I guess I will need to take a look a Friday’s party to see what I was volunteered for…
ai ♥ Joe Biden.
yooz a smaaaart ladee
More answer: I personally like Biden a lot. He says what he thinks and feels, and really doesn’t worry about whether he “hurt someone’s feelings”. I thought he was at his best after 9/11. Those TV interviews and panels he did were classic Biden. And he is a great guy. Very real, not a stereotypical “politician”. Which you have to be in DE, or you’ll set off folks “BS Detectors”.
I was hoping Obama would pick him for SecState, where he would RULE, but VP is a good choice, too.
*lolspeak off* – Maus I am so glad to read this comment. This is my feelings about Biden completely. (I’m originally from Philly, so I can feel OK about liking him even moreso than PA elected people.)
_Philly roolz! An awlso Delaware which I did like (de Rehoboth especially) eben before I knew about de Sen Joe Biden. Speeking of Philly, you prefer de Geno’s or de Pat’s CHEEZsteaks? I actually prefer de Jim’s on South Street
What was teh topic? OH! Momrail Kitteh! Bery smart kitteh, I bet kitteh studied hard and gonna vote right!
mericans r funnee… politishuns on ICHC
Yoo meen. . .yoo akshullee meen. . . yoo have yet ANOTHER laif??? Hao menee doo yoo need???
yeah, sum of us does nawt even has one!!!
and, well, teh kittehs has nine, ob corse, but not shure how many mauses gets??
Nawt pooped. Just discharged passenjers.
Hmmmm… Where’s the exit located?
Nawt whut yu r finkin. There iz door in side, disguized by teh floof.
Floof! Where wud we be without it??
ndeed Janet! Hey Janet, if u clik awn my bloo naem u can see the first installment of the legend of princess mu
AWSUM!!!!! Ai can hardlee wayte to see waht happens next!
Fanks Janet! Stay tuned!
I lieks tew!! Also dibblin in raiting, is fun, afinkso
but him nawt pais yur layte fees!
mai kittehs culd nawt rezist doaz buks, dey’d be onnafloor awlredy. dey fink itz muchly fun tew plai “plunk” wif teh buks.
My kitteh loves to scratch the spines of my books,
not so grate akshully…
Wunce I haded bookcase headboard to bed, nd when my kitteh wanted me to get up, he would pull buks off sheff onto my hed.
An that reelee HURTZ!!
It haz happened to mee, too – in teh middul ov teh nite!
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an so surprizing!!
me 2, but wuz erfkwake not kittehs
I also hadz phone wiff loud buzzer . My Kitteh wuld pres buzzer in night just to see me lebitate out ov bed wiff teh shokk. I culd just about heer him laffin.
Oh, he also answered teh phone sumtimz, too.
Mai Tammy has lernded hao tu turn awn mai bedside lamp. Not soeesee sleepin wiv teh lite shinin in yur eyes!
Mai mommeh’s kitteh came in froo teh window wun nite, awl wet, an landed awn me in bed. AWN TEH SECOND FLOOR. To dis day, we has no idea how she managed it, as teh neerest tree is way too far away for her to have jumped. Mini grapplin hooks?
Me, ai acheeved vertical takeoff. Kitteh thotfully shook awl her unwanted water awl over me to help calm me down an den went to sleep awn teh cleen laundry.
AHA!!! proof dat kitehs is supeeriornatcrall… dey can fly!!!
Awww!!
Waht a liddle sweetee! An doing hur doody – kwicklee replaicing awl the kiteh floof awn teh laundry. So thottee!!
Oh yesh. She made absolootely shure dat nobody was ever short of floof.
oh yesh! mai kitteh lykes tew turn awn teh liddle blacknwahit tv dat wii has fur wen teh cabelol goez awt inna storm. wen ai gets home frum werk, hims sittin awn tawp uv teh tv, hed hangin ober teh syde adn lukin dawn at teh fuzzy pikshur. kittehs be sumfing else, aifinksew!
Dis reminds me ob when I wuz just a teen, sigh, i had water bed with big headboard. On teh headboard, i had ginormus speekers, like 3 foot tall ones (‘member when big speekers ment big sounds, lol) Anyways, my SamCat used to like to sleep atop the speekers atop teh headboard, then jump down to teh waterbed rite next to mah hed ushully rite after I’d falls asleep. Tidal wave!
u is lucky u did nawt has a puncture fanks to kitteh’s pointee endz!
awl abord!!
kitteh luks like she’s on croose control
ohai, tall blonde!
I hopes teh kittehs letted yu sleeps last nite. Yu needz all yr witz about yu to cope wiff teh wiley sine-cosine-tangentists.
ohai, du we have some espee anaj scheduled for todays?
Well here’s teh recap:
Momma cried all nite, pretty much… I did get some sleep tho, b/c luckilee she’s a soft meow-er.
This morning I changed it up a bit… I gaved her and teh babbehs anotter room. So they is in 2 rooms now. And she seems kwite content.
However my resident kittehs is going to be less happee about it.
U can’t pleese everyone!!
Owell, its onny 2 weeks befor babbehs get homes. I wishes I wz close enuff to help wiff the babeh kitteh snorgling.
I haz misshuns to ‘complish nao, so I mus go. Jest wanted to see hao yu gotted fru teh nite wif all those kittehs in teh haus.
U has nu kittehs? when did dis happen
:pulls up a chare
tell us the whole story
hang in there… Oh fer cri… I sown lyk a poster, shoot me!!
“wall” poster smarty!
Lol krelm!
O btw, I just saw ur commints on teh original post… I’m pretty shur she’s not in heat. She was meowing but it wasn’t off teh charts. Just didn’t want to be inside.
Two_kittehs- look back on teh ‘Iz onna fense’ lol for teh original post, and then there was more on teh next lol, ‘Shhhhh…’
if you insisters, she’ll get yoos tuit, expeeryense speekin. but it takes time adn i know yoo want tehm to moob on asap…giv her lots o’ gushiefud (she needs it for teh kittehs aneeway) if she has all she can eet, she MIGHT wnat too stay in > might…maybe…possiblee… etc, etc, and so on…
I started givin hur teh gushifuds as soon as I realized she was preggers.
Wanted to make shur she eeted gud.
She’ll be ok now, ifinkso, now that she has 2 rooms i/o 1.
She was just not pleezed wif teh original accomodashuns.
Kitteh demanded teh upgrade!
{{{{{{{leeza-b}}}}}}} {{{{{{{new momee kitteh}}}}}}
aww leeza-b that ar a grate storee
gud luck to Uz in finding all the cute kittehz a home
{{{leeza-b an all her elbenty kittehz}}}
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Ai iz glad yu did get sum sleep, n glad yu found way tu make her moar happeh. Iz best fur awl of them if she n teh bebbehs be awl inside. Yu iz duin an amazin job that taykes amazin pay-shunce. {{{leeza}}}
Er, skuze me, {{{tbiw}}}
Hao teh bebbehs duin? Ai know it’s tu early fur teh eye meds tu be helpin much yet, but otterwise gud?
Lolz Prysma! I had a small case of DID this morning, guess my alias was hoo was last signed on at werks!
Kittehs seem okays- sticking close to mom still, or piling up inna corner… it’s teh funniest thing! They finds the nearest corner and all piles into it, on top of each other so it lukd sorta like a little snowdfrift.. cept itz a floofdrift, inna corner!
Want pikshurs! WANT!!!!!
I will tries to figure owt how to download etc this week!
gud fer use, TBIW! iz hard to resist meows – wonder if itz becus kittehs sownd lyke hoomin bebbehs cryin? wez hardwired to ris…resp…get up an do somfing aobut it.
Anniways (hey, Annipuss, could be name for ur howse in TTI!), iz glad to heer fings goin well.
Guud plac tew stop!
Book the tour nao!
!!!! FTW!!!!
Filed under ZZzzzzz
Literary browses the shelves at home.
LOL!! FURST *ahem* it sed “no commints* then teh four fast peepl!
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But mai commint wuzn’t az gud az teh above wuns, so purrrrrhaps it iz awl fur teh best!
We’ll be the judge of that! What was you comment?
Sumthing to do wif Sarah Palin an book banning!
Aiz nawt callin annybuddy names but… how far issit frum banning buks to dis?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4_j4c7Bop0
German poet Heinrich Heine wrote in 1821, over a century before national socialism, “Where they burn books, they will ultimately also burn people.”
AfriCat!! Yay!
Heine iz wun ov mai veree moast favoriete poets! Ai THINK – ai just think – yoo ar tehr furst wun heer ebber to kwote Heine!
Den dis is just fur yu deer Janet:
Am fernen Horizonte
Erscheint, wie ein Nebelbild,
Die Stadt mit ihren Türmen
In Abenddämmrung gehüllt.
Ein feuchter Windzug kräuselt
Die graue Wasserbahn;
Mit traurigem Takte rudert
Der Schiffer in meinem Kahn.
Die Sonne hebt sich noch einmal
Leuchtend vom Boden empor,
Und zeigt mir jene Stelle,
Wo ich das Liebste verlor.
Hopez itz nawt tooo sad
It’s awl Greek to me…
An this wud be fur yoo, Africat! (ov corse, ebreewun else can reed it, too!
Oben auf des Berges Spitze
Liegt das Schloß in Nacht gehüllt;
Doch im Tale leuchten Blitze,
Helle Schwerter klirren wild.
Das sind Brüder, die dort fechten
Grimmen Zweikampf, wutentbrannt.
Sprich, warum die Brüder rechten
Mit dem Schwerte in der Hand?
Gräfin Lauras Augenfunken
Zündeten den Brüderstreit.
Beide glühen liebestrunken
Für die adlig holde Maid.
Welchem aber von den beiden
Wendet sich ihr Herze zu?
Kein Ergrübeln kann’s entscheiden -
Schwert heraus, entscheide du!
Und sie fechten kühn verwegen,
Hieb auf Hiebe niederkracht’s.
Hütet euch, ihr wilden Degen.
[Grausig]1 Blendwerk schleicht des Nachts.
Wehe! Wehe! blut’ge Brüder!
Wehe! Wehe! blut’ges Tal!
Beide Kämpfer stürzen nieder,
Einer in des andern Stahl. -
Viel Jahrhunderte verwehen,
Viel Geschlechter deckt das Grab;
Traurig von des Berges Höhen
Schaut das öde Schloß herab.
Aber nachts, im Talesgrunde,
Wandelt’s heimlich, wunderbar;
Wenn da kommt die zwölfte Stunde,
Kämpfet dort das Brüderpaar.
Wow! Fankee! dose brudders shore were teh angree/jealoos aboot teh purrty eyes ov teh ladee, aifinkso.
It’s wildly romantic. A quick and brief translation:
High on the mountain top the castle is covered in night.
But below in the valley there is lightning
Bright swords are clashing wildly.
Thos are brother who are fighting
a grim duel, fueled by fury.
But tell us, why are those brothers fighting
with swords in their hands?
Countess Laura’s sparkling eyes
ignited the brother’s enmity.
Both are glowing, drunk with love
for the noble beautiful maiden.
But which of the two
has stolen her heart?
No thinking about it -
Draw the sword. The sword will decide.
And they boldly and recklessly fight on
Blow on blow crashes down!
Beware, both of you, you wild daggers
A horrible tragedy creeps in the night.
Woe! Woe! bloody brothers!
Woe! Woe? bloody valley!
Both fighters fall
Each in the other’s steel! –
Many centuries pass
Many descendents lie in their graives:
Sadly from the mountains peak
The ruined castle still looks down.
But at night – down in the valley
Strange things happen there:
Because when the hour of midnight comes
The brothers are there, fighting still.
Well – that’s a bit rough. But you can see what it is about.
*sighs* oh, dat IS romantik. Two brothers fightin to teh deff ober a beyootiful woman? Dat hardly eber happens to me.
Makes a heck of a mess of the garden, let me tell you.
It nebber happind 2 me – Ai’m sumwat glad 2 sai reelee!
:snerk: at deh evrywun else can reed it too!!
* wipez iiz, leeking wiff laffterz
No, Janet, wii (at leest I) cant reed it. Well, i think I unnerstand deh “wunderbar”, but datz abowt all.
Well – *laffing too wif leekee aies* “wunderbar iz a gud start!
Nooo problemo :
In the distant horizon
Appears, like a picture in a cloud,
The city with its towers,
Enveloped by a twilight shroud.
A moisty wind ripples
The greyish water space;
The oarsman in my boat
Rows with a cheerless pace.
The sun rises one more time
Glowing in the sky above,
Showing me the very spot,
Where I lost my dearest love
dis nawt berry gud translollation but itz wut is awn teh site…
Fank u – German is nawt wun ob mai langwidges!
LOL!! What site??? I did my own! Can you tell?? ROFL!!!
has u been to babelfish Janet?
http://www.babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt
No, ai hazn’t! Duz it reelee werk? If ai had taim, ai wud put mai pome innit an see hao they doo.
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But ai must go nao. Leeving fur She Ca Go soon to go to teh opera tonite. Bezet’s “The Peral Fishers.”" It should be reelee gud!!
I haz a jeloos, i lieks teh opera.
OOOO
Ai’ve seen it befoar – but it iz still chilling!
ai lurve teh word “kräuselt”, teh translolation says “ripples” in English, but dat dosn reely hav teh same effect … sowwy gettin weirdly literatorial
Ai lurve “Kraeuselt” too! (Ai KNOW ai haz an umlaut heer sumwhere, but ai havn’t lerned to use it!.
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So menee reelee nice jerman werds taht wun cannawt reelee translayte. I’ve another grate pome wif “kraeuselt” innit, but ai’ll hav to get it laytur. Rite nao ai’ve got to go an get reedi to go to Shecago to see “The Pearl Fishers” at teh Lyric Opera.
Did yoo just showt furst?
Owr Janet?
Showting furst?
LOL
she did…
No, I DID!
LOL! No – ai dint! !!
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JUst laik teh campaign ads – yoo must luk at teh context! ROFL!!
no, no, she did nawt shout “furst” az in “I’m furst here,” but az in relating a skwence of ebentz. Our Janet can never duz ennyfing rong.
Thanks, booklion! Ai’m just getting carrieed away wif awl teh things a certain SP iz saying taht ar so deceptive. . .an ai reelee shudn’t say enemoar.
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Izzn’t there sumthing ritten sumwhere taht says lying awn purpose fur purrsonal gain iz not rite??? Sumthing that sounds laik “baring false witness” about somewun else??
I fink EBBERY politimatishum frum begnning ov tyme duz that on a regulamar basis, bar none.
Yesh, if u luk at teh rools, tehr is a eggsepshun for teh pollytishuns. Teh lyin awn porpoise fur persnl gain is ackshully cormpulsory.
Judson scritches hed, SP? SP? Wuts does SP stand for, Stoopy Person?
Owie Owie OwieOwie. Ai’m lissening to teh nooz right NAO – an she’s doing it again!
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ARRRRGH!!!! Once cud bee a miss steak. Menee repeetz ar . . .show a purrson ov verree low principuls indeed.
In dese circumstanses, Janet, may ai recommend teh followin.
1. Put ur fingers in ur eers
2. Sing “la, la, la I can’t heer u”
3. Repeat 2 until teh annoyingness stops.
Unforchewnitly, stage 3 may last for several months.
When is teh elekshun anyways? It is a source of considerabul amayzmint to us heer in TTI dat it takes SO DARN LAWNG to pick a pressydent. An dat so mush hawt air has to be expended in teh process. And at teh end of it, u still get wun dat nobody likes!
Plz, cud u nawt just choose nao an let eberybuddy get on wiv more intrestin stuffs?
Ai cud chooz rite nao.
But teh wont let mee! LOL!
An werk awl day until maybee 9 PM!
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Just wun moar munth to go!
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An ai haz a JOB!! Awn elekshun day! Cownting absentee ballots! Ai haz to bee there at 6:25 in teh mourning!
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An it payz $8.50 per hour – PLUS $15 fur lunch! Whoo Hoooo..
haalaylooya sister!!!11!! (we are amayzed too!)
Oh mai gudness – ai just realized dat ai will be in teh Ew Ess Ob Ay awn eleckshun day!!!!!
Dis is wut u get for nawt payin attenshun. Mai lack of forward plannin, let me show u it.
I don’t suppose this means they’ll let me choose?
where iz U landing? tellz uz and we will haz a welcoming parteh
fur Uz, with what else but martooniez
How kind! Fank u. Ai will be in Hairy Zone Ear. Ai flies into Phoenix but ai’s stayin in Scottsdale.
Finkin abowt it, last time ai wuz in Hairy Zone Ear, u had an eleckshun. Oh Noes!!! Perhaps it is AWL MY FAULT!!!
Wii kan blaming deh hole elekshun mess on u? sumhow dat not seem rite. I finkso, u b a innersent bystandinger.
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on sekkund thot, mebbee u not so innersent.
moi? :halo:
hmm, dat din’t werk. Plz to imajin a liddle pickshur of me wiv a halo. Shudn’t be hard to do.
But wayte!!! Ai thot yoo were running fur VP????? Dint we say yoo had awl ov the kwalificashuns an moar!?????
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Oh! Dat’s troo! Perhaps it is a gud fing dat ai is dere for teh eleckshun after awl. Vote for me!!! Ai knows nawt mush abowt teh polliticks but ai has nice shoos an ai never shot nobuddy.
Hoo cud ask fur enething moar???
oh noez since I iz at deh odder end of the country
it has to be an invisible welcoming parteh
or we can has one on ICHC!
Lol at invisible welcoming parteh! A virchewal wun wud still be nice.
martoonie!! yoo wil be just 100 miles away frum me!! but i can’t com up tehr to see yoo becaws itz a skool day an wurk day an stuffs.
an yoo will
also be just 40 or so milez frum romeow!!
enjoy yor bizit to arid zona! taht’s a nise time ob yeer to be heer!
(abowt teh only nise time ob yeer to be heer. pleh.)
Yoo cud ask!! Maybee they wud!
lolspeak off/ You know SP is saying, among other things, that Obama is a’friend of terrorists’ because he served on a committee with a former member of the ‘Weathermen’ !! Well BFD! back in the 60’s, the high skool I went to was very progressive (in mid-Michigan of all places) and we had speakers from all kinds of orgs. and being impressionable (stupid) young people, we joined many things. I was a member of SDS, weather underground, rainbow peoples party (MC5 “kickoutthejamsmutha*******” so I guess that makes me a terrorist! I was 16, I/we didn’t know a f*** from a wheelbarrow!!! lots of people did lots of thing in their past… by SP’s thinking, all my friends are ‘friends of a terrorist’ Well, BOOGAH, BOOGAH!!!
Ai finkso if u wuz allowed to say BOOGAH BOOGAH in teh debates, it wud maek teh hole fing mush more intrestin to watch.
U betcha gosh darn it
and have you noticed that she never takes Ayers name, so the
insinuation is terrorists who attacked in 2001 not the homegrown
60’s variety.
Insinuations, lies and doublespeak
brought to you by Senator and Governor honorable
thank you very much!
Well – mid-Michigan? Wai nawt???
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Ai’m frum Michigan, too!!
but yoo still lib there!!!!1! lukee,lukee,lukee!!!!!11!
Well yes! It’s kwiet prittee heer.
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But ai went away fur mennee mennee yeers – an nao al ar retyred – an ai came bak. It’s where awl mai relative ar! An Lake Michigan, ov corse! ‘;)
doz are only “sitchooayshunal sugjestshuns” for teh polly titions.
*runrunrunrun and shoutz* MAVERICK!!!11!! *runrunrun awai*
wich one Bret or Bart? (iz sooo olde)
Joyn deh klub….dere b lotz uv us ‘old f***s’ rownd heer.
Cheezee peepz b awl agez and so mennee diffrent nashunaliteez. It b making mai hart warm tu thinking uv it.
“Old floofies????” Old fuzzeewuzzees?? Old fantastikulpeepls??
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But – umm – YIKES! Ai’m still waching teh noos – an ai think teh whirrled econmeee iz just crashing. :SHOCK:
oh no, nawt again…
I lyke “Old floofies” myseff, I stopped watchin’ teh nooz, when we bloz up, dats when i’ll fine owtabowtit…
Roger, on dat, krelm.
Deh nuuz b tuu depressing.
I just libbing in mai own lidul whirrld. And in Cheezland.
me too, muchtest happier dat way.
Mee tu.
Ai deel wif mai lyf n teh lyfs uv frenz, n nawt spen awl my tyme being sad n angries ovr fings ai haz no powr ovr.
Cn find bedder yuses fur teh tyme n NRG.
Lyk cuddling kittehs. Oar bein heer.
Oar, fur taht matter,
Aardvark, baving uv (tehy mus get durty diggin fur ants)
Bukkits, donayting tu needy lolruses
Catnip growing
Dans dans dans wif cheezpeeps
Enyfing but teh nooz
Filling food bowls
Getting root kanal (beter tan nooz)
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Holding frenz handz
Idlee chatting online wif Cheezpeepz
Jumping Jakz
Kornering Rabid Weezlolz
L….
Lassooing dust bunnies
Makin’ kookys (choklit chippy)
Noodlin’ on teh pyano
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Opening kissmas presents (or watching ur giftees open theirs)
Putting owt peoples pants when tehy lite themselves on fyre
Quoting MP adn teh Holee Grail
yah, me too. i jus chek teh noozpaer hedlines evree morning to maek dhur teh wurld didnt end overnite (it didn’t, uzually), tehn teh obits, to maek shur i’m not in tehm (i’m not). an tehn i gets on wif my life an triez not to wurry too much.
4 mii, teh funneh bit iz dat ai is a jung (4 teh sigh-kaiotrists) floof, but ai duz noe abowt teh Mavericks. Ai haz cn a fyuu episoadz wif mai mawmkitteh. Bak wen shii jung floof, shii hadz crushii awn the Jack Kelly, aifinksew, so she laikdid teh Bart.
I haz a curious what is cheezpeepz reakshun to SP
an deh debate
I iz wid JCH4K
but I iz east coast elite :snerk
so whaddo I knoz?
how do yoo spell THBBBBBBFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
U spel it “razberry!!”
tanx
Ai has wun ob dose. Is yoosful for checkin teh emails.
http://www.pbase.com/dannysmythe/image/43278291
Dat’s haow Ai spell raspberry!
dat ar bootiful
fanks fur sharing
anni
taht wud make a nice abatar ifinkso. but not for me.
re ur debait kwestion- I thot both teh VP candidates were well spoken and I was more impressed with SP’s debait skills than McPain’s. At least she looked at Biden and addressed him direcktly!
But as far as accurassy… I don’t knows. I watch teh debaits more to get a feel for them as people, how they handle themselves, etc.
Ohai,leeza !!
Didja see SNL Caturday nite ???
Ai has nawt watched SNL in yeers,but ai find myself tooning in nao to see Tina Fey imitate SP.
“priceless” (appologeez to mazderkard)
I has not watched SNL in yeers!
Not sinse teh classik days of Killer Bees and Coneheds..
Altho I did catch Opera Man once!
A feel for SP as a ‘people’ … hmmmmm yoo don’t wanna hear what I think @#**#@#++! rakka fratzen, etc…
Ai haz a fren in NM (waal,him wuz mai huzbings fren) he foned me 2 fined owt wat Ai finked uv SP. Ai doan’t fink him lieked mai anser. Him’z a member uv teh NRA…..
sumwun needz tew tayle her dat herz nawt runnin fur cheerleeeeder!!! *wink wink*
i not watch debates; i go hied on cave on marz. dis becawz i haz com to conklusion taht debates is more abowt hoo haz teh best handlerz an
coaching tahn hoo knowz more an iz better pursun for teh job.
may haz to go into lurkur mode until after teh elekshun. polly ticks gibs me teh pleh. mebbee haz to go bak to my cave on marz.
Tehn fink abowt lezza’s kitteh-bebbehs n their mommcat insted.
ooh, taht’s much betters! kitteh-bebbehs = gud, polly tishuns = not gud. i will fink ob teh bebbeh kittehs an tehr momma an feel sleep-deprived rigth laong wif leeza!
an also splorted frum teh kyoot. kitteh-bebbehs=kyoot. polly tishuns = opposite ob kyoot. anti-kyoot. teh blak hole taht sukks away all teh kyootness an happees frum teh wurld.
my disilluzionmint, let me sho yoo it.
(disilluzionmint goze bak to abowt 1998. iz long-standing.)
Nuffing cn sukk away teh cyootness uv bebben kittehs. Nuffing!
Drat drat drat… ai thout ai stoppt it in tiem when ai saw teh typo in leeza’s naym… gess nawt.
ther iz no typos in lolspeek! jus diffrent dialeks.
Tehn fink abowt leeza’s kitteh-bebbehs n their mommcat insted.
Ai iz nawt fond uv teh politiks maiself…..ai votes in ebbery election,but ai has a bad case uv ” Which fool will do the less harm?”
Ai lubs me sum politikal HUMOR,tho….
Go SNL,Jon Stewart,etc……..
yah, taht’s pretty much my approach. my philosoffy coms frum “teh restraunt at teh end ob teh universe,” – anywun hoo iz capable of getting tehmselves made president shuld on no accownt be allowed to do teh job.
i fink iz becawz of ego. has to hab big ego to fink yoo kan do taht job, an do it better tahn anywun else, an evreewun else shuld fink so too. taht kind ob ego inebitably korrupts.
think 0 it as teh lesser o teh 2 weevils.
out ob deepest reespekt for lunarmommy, all teh other cheezpeeps adn my own gud disposition (hah!) I will nebber again grubby up teh ICHC wif polly ticks!!
or put up a warnin so my hed duznt asplode frum teh anti-kyoot!!
itza deel
ohai LM!
ur commints inspired me to creeate a noo CHRG.
Teh CHRG (wPCOI)
(CHRG w/Politikol Karakatchurs on it)
U is rite abowt teh anti-splort properties of politiks!
I tried it owt on prysma-kitteh on teh NOOOOBODY NOOOOOES lol and it seems to be werkin!
Judson skritches hiz hed SP? SP? um Wut SP means? Stoopy Person?
‘n’ snoozez…
hybrid-enjin kitteh needs to recharje battrees.
Whooops! 8 fast peepl!! Ai gave up too soon!
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But Conga Rats to awl ov yoo – speshullee Maus in hiz usual taupe spot!
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An njoy the Conga Rats az they doo teh lovelee “Dance ov the Willis” frum GISELLE.
da da da da da DA! da da da da da DA!
*conga conga*
kittehs haz de purry deciml sistm en goggies haz de chewie deciml sistm.
to check out teh noo lol book!! ifinkso…
Ohai Hashim, yoo ordered taht book yes? hab yu gotted it yet?
Ohai krelm!!
no, it haznt cum yet…
i fink mah bruvver in Pittsburgh will bring it along wiff him in December wehn he cumz to bisit us…
adn maybe, i could get an ipod touch!!
ooooo! shinee!
yesh!!
cant wait fur it!! XD
ooh, hashim, taht wuld be teh koolest fing! my boi hoo iz 12 wants a ipod touch. i telled him, him has to save up himz munnies.
i are meen momma.
Ohai Lunarmommy!!
oh hehehe….. akshullee iz getting it as a burffday gift… i no fink taht i could get it as a nawt burffday gift…sooo…. uz nawt meeen, just normal…
Ohai lunarmommy!!
i no fink uz being meen, iz just normal…
iz getting it fur mah burffday anywayz…. dun fink if i could get it az a nawt burffday thingy….
oh, ok if iz a burfday prezzie
prezzies are gud. but iz gud for kids to kno tehy not gets evreefing just becawz tehy wants it. iz for tehr own gud. 
teh noo ICHC buk b kommin 2 mai wurk. dis iz gud kauz ai a liberryian. ai mus keep dis buk n mai ofiss sew teh stewdents knot b ceeing it. WANT!1! NAO!1!
Yu wud nawt want impreshunabul stewdents tu reed it an fink taht tehy shud talking tihs way befoar tehy lern tu talk teh otter way, hm? Teh teechurs myte neber furgiving yu! Yu bedder keeping it saif. Fur teh gud uv teh stewdents, uv corse.
monorail kitteh naow boarding fer stawps at de liberry, choklit stoar, fyrehowse & nawty barn! *woot woot*
and no cheezburger plaiz wid deh Big M?
wen u haz choklit & fyremenz & “how to” buks at de nawty barn u doan need aneefing elze!
Wel, maybee wii awl go owt fer cheezburgerz afferwardz!
nao, ai jus lyke de illystrashuns, hee hee!
ob whut? choklit cubbered fyr… NEBBER MYND!!!
“Awlweez reddy to lern sumthin new, that’s me!”
(if Gytha Ogg can speek furrin, I’z shur she cn du LOLspeek)
den maybee she cahn teech uz de Hedgehog Song! affer a few pints uv coarse!
den maybee shee’ll sing uz de Hedgehog Sawng!
sorree iffen diz shos up twict, WP acking upz awn meh
Everybuddy “gets off” at teh Nawty BArn! :p
ohai, burfday fairy iz now on teh sekund LOL ob teh day!! furst LOL wuz too erly, thurd LOL wuz too late. sekund LOL iz just right, ifinkso. anyhoo, heer iz a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trolz hoo haz thems burfdays today! i haz delishus choklit cakes wif fudjy filling, i skreem, frooty punch, an goodie bags wif toy watches wif teh little game wher yoo roll teh ball arownd teh maze, shiny pensils, erasers shaped like zoo aminols, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an konfetti made ob lucky pennies!
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oh, an sinse burfday fairy wuz missing in akshun dis weekend
heer iz my apololologetik song-an-dans:
♪♫♪ happy happy burfday ♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪ to all the wunnerful peeplez ♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪ hoo had tehms burfdays dis weekend ♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪ inklooding but not limited to ♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪ owr luvly lolcatburglar ♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪ an ebreebody else i didn’t kno abowt ♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪ sorry taht i missed it ♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪♪♫♪ HAPPEE BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOO!!!11!!!1! ♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪
*tappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytaptaptap*
clappity clappity! wat a beyewtiful dans & sawng! sit down birfdai fairy, u mus be exausted frum dat dans
*snatchez a lukkee pennee eben tho it not mai birfday.
that party favors are for all teh party guestses!!
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THIS PIC CAME FROM???? She looks just like my cat who ran away a little over a year ago!
Iyntellekshual kitteh iys kyntellekshual!!
Wen hims stauppes at teh libarry, hims staiys foar kwite a whil;
Hims geyts soe engrohssed inna buuks taht hims kans nawt tare hisseylfe awaiy;
(Gess yuu cuud caullit a ‘buuk laiyoaver’!!)
speekin uv buks…ani cheezfriends doin’ NaNoWriMo dis year?
Ai iz sew glad to heer that sum of teh peeps want to go to a cave on Marz or just aboid all thez polly titions….ebberybody atwerk talks bout polly ticks and Ai iz jst teh PLEH wif it!!! and wif SP! Ai feelz lik horkin harebal wehn Ai seez that wai 2 perky faze!
*Ahem*
Kitteh @ Your Library
(Fankyoo American Library Association = ALA! {or maybeso ALOLA})
Naow bording…
monorail cats always haz teh blank stare
Oh, I recconise menny of dem buks, I has dem myself!