Home sikuritty
Home sikuritty doin it rathr well, akshully
i haz a gud securitee sistem 2.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: thelionwaits
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Nowun brakes in heer an libs
conga rats to anni, Karen, and Rodney for teh free-way ty!
fer me, iz to erlee to danz, but yuo shood all feel free to sillybrate!
oh god, shut up!
the mountain lion is on the OUTSIDE of the house!
Wii wil IITYU!
Oh, hai der, itz me, yaou usta pick on me in haiskool, ‘member?
Basement Kitteh keepin watches.
lukin 4 teh big NOMs
You’re not kidding about basement kitteh keepin watch. My cousin sent this and the next 3 photos in this last Feb. The guy taking the picture lives in Watonga, OK. He was in his kitchen and the cat was on his patio deck, watching his little kids playing on the kitchen floor! A previous sender-on of the photos commented ‘Thank God for plate glass in the door! And, wouldn’t this mess up your whole night if you were to take out the trash at the wrong time?’ [my note - the trash, especially if you left the patio door open a bit].
Dat skeery! Howse so sekure, nobuddy get in but u can’t leeve!
The story that comes with the pictures is actually urban legend. But sheez, yeah. Nothing I’d want on my deck!
Stop lion, there’s nothing outside.
1984
Oh Hai Rodney!! wii b needing u onna map, tu!
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
just sending mii deh emayo wif ur ICHC name and lokashun
cweenmj@gmail.com
ai can haz on map, tu? ai kno ai not postys much, but it b rlay kool have spot on map. ai also haz profyul wif difrant naym if u needz it.
Big Brother is watching you.
Basement cat iz abaowt az ebil az heh can getz foar a kitteh hiz size… but DAMM iz heh ebil!!!!
Awwwwww…basement kitteh all gwowed up…burglar hoomin all gnawed up?
Snerk!
Kitteh sez “Sure, come on in, halp yerseff to da shiney fings, den - we’ll play.
Boooifull gorjuss kitteh!!! Come inside fur a snorgle!!! Ai lubs dat snorgulisius furry blak belleh.
dat iz no blak kitteh is a byootiful golden puma
dem awl bees greh inna niet. ai lurves da pumas… dem bees sooooooo marbellos! da paws adn da eers adn da iz… *sigh*
*nodnodnod* Tehy being mai favrit kittehs taht nawt liv in mai partmint.
Nawt be any neer heer, tho.
yah… nawt neer 2 me eether… but is beddur dat way… dem pumas noe wuds liek 2 libs inna citeh ai fink. so ai habs 2 watch dem frum da far adn snorgl mai kittehs… what myt be beddur fur mai libe’xpection n-e-way…
That no be no puma. that be moutain lion. is perty, hugez mountan lion.
That iz nawt mountain lion. Is panther. Flaridah panther, methinx. Dey is bestest uv all kittehs, methinx. besides mah kittehs, of kors.
(Puma iz mountain lion iz panther, lolz)
Iz nawt panther. Iz cougar.
Hao mennee nayms can dere be fur wun byootimus kitteh?
lolz
also catamount(cat-o-teh-mountain)
a paramount catamount-Lol!
Cougar, mountain lion, puma, panther, painter, catamount — awl names 4 big wiled kitteh uf Nawrf Ammerrica! Nawt inkludin lynx an bobcat. (Or Robert Cat, iffn we bein formul.)
Yeh. Gots to watch out fur the pumas in teh crevasses.
FTW!!!
Dew ya feel lukky…punk? Wel dew ya?
Den cum innsyde & “play”
i must sayz, dis home sekurity shud keep da bad guyz away…
pwitteh kitteh
gud lolz
Kitties naturally gravitate to clean, warm places. This looks clearly like the outer room of a sauna, with a classic folding chair in it. Affectionate companion kitty waits for the freshly cleaned and relaxed humans.
mebbeh a nice warm howse iz all it wantz so it duzzent have to sleep in a cave or out in the rain
I don’t fink any pumas to be found in Suomi-land, or in Minnesnowta or Meesigan, eivver. Though hoomans fresh from sauna polly mutch tastier — no stress hormones lefft to ruin teh tayste ov teh meat.
tanx booklion, iz lookin at dat muzzl adn doz eerz an iz thinkin mountayn lien fer shur. I tink yooz rite bout no lines in Finnerland, but tey hab been seed in mineesodee adn mitcheegunn but bery, bery rair…
ohai, krelm, I noes yu haz teh cougars in CA, nd they r plentiful in WA, nd WY nd CO, but didnt no they hadz mde comebak in MN or MI. Ebbery so offen sumwun reports a sighting in the Adirondacks, but they nawt confirmed. Such beeyutiful anymals; sutch effi…e-fishi-ent killling masheens.
ubetcha, iz libs ’bout too blox frum te anjulus nashunal forst ( still in LA countee) an we habs all manner o’ wil’lyf wannerin tru te neyborhood… 2 days ago kyotee runded rite down de middl ob teh street… IN BRAWD DAELITE YET! 8-0
8-0
spoot!!!
VINDIKASHUN!!!1!
Heck, we was past bya kyotee inna strreet last weak wen I wuz takin my littlest girlicue to skool in Bwentwood, neer OJ’s hous. Just grinnin hapily an trottin along. Teh kyotees laiks teh nayberhuds.
No pumas or mounielionz tho.
Anjelols forest iz bewtious, aifinkso!
OJs hous nawt in Calyfornyah anymoers, silly. iz in Myamuh now. he haz lifed rite by my haos. i wonder if he likes kittehs… after allz, he leftd bwentwood and itz kyotees for flardah and itz panterz
Akshuly OJs hous iz jaylhous, finamally.
Thank Ceiling Cat fer teh ohjay be in teh jaylehous. Furrever, hopefully.
Is prolly a mountin lyon in Kaliforniya, waitin fer her dinner to come owt uv teh sauna-cooker.
Hmmm… hoo takes a kamera into a sauna?
mmmmmmm…..toasty
oh Hai, Elisabeth!!
I wuz hoping I kud purrswade u 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. Wii haz wun peep frum Finland adn i b shur she wud enjoing deh kumpany!!
(deh nawt-sekkund map gottid borkt) Deh gnu map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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(I noez ware sum uzzer peepz b, but I only putting on deh wunz hoo b rekwesting it, so az 2 reespekting deh privaseaz.)
Oh hai
I livd der bout ninerso years, but repatritated coupla yearzago, settlinin Virginny fer now. Lovd livinin Helsinki tho — aboutthe same-mountez I loves da sweet kitty-pies who nestle in ma lap (Lapp?) an nuzzle in ma sleeb.
(Howja rate ma flunssi wid lolizm?)
Mju!
EB
home sikurkitteh?
Yes, my finking exakly. Not sikuritty. Should be sikurkitty (or moar correkly, sikurkitteh).
teh kitteh iz attractid to yor ikea furnichair
Big kitteh sez “Oh Hai- u haz any cheezburgers in heer?”
I fink we needz a biggr burgrz.
Byg kitteh sez: “YUU ar teh cheezburger!!!!!! Rrrrrrrooooooaaaaaarrrrrrrhhhh!!!
*yawn* G’moarning. What a bootiful kitteh tu waek up tu!
Tihs wun be frum a set uv 4. Cn see all 4 (not awaek enuff to mess wif links, these nawt work wif teh dubble-yus, sry):
urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_cougar_porch2.htm
urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_cougar_porch3.htm
Tehre being info tehre awn where tehy caem frum, tu. Big kitteh full uv awsum, but big kitteh awn mai porch, do not want!
N yeah, iz a cougar/puma/mowntin lion/catamount/kitteh-wif-tu-menny-names.