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I’z in ur comfurtr stealin ur comfurtz
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Cheezburgers, ai dreem ob dem
Con grats GP!
fankies hissy!
Otay, ur tern dis tiem! Wat wud u liek fur sillybrayshunz?
*snerk*
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ai will hab a small glass ob Red Whine wib yu Anni den it’s awf tu bed fur me! awl taht wrigglee wrigglee maded me teh tyred
Heer u aer den, wun glass uv Cotes du Rhone. Chees!
G’nite GP sleap well, an we shall continyoo teh dyooel tomorrer!
* clink
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nighty nighty {{anni}}
G’nite, GP.
G’night Jim Bob!
Iz berry cumfurtibble
Yesh, berri. Ai haz a cold, sew ai wantin mai throw (adn toss) 4 teh cumfurt adn teh warmz, but uh kitteh iz sleepin awn dem.
Teh fings we suffur fur kittehs…
Ai rattle teh treets bag n give eech a cuple when ai needs tu maek tehm give up a comfie. Tehn tehy muv awn tehir own n ai nawt having tu be “bad guy”.
Ai nawt slave! Ai nawt push-ober! Ai, um… otay, du nawt tell me what ai iz, plzkthx.
Ai iz pushobur, yesh. Ai jus gottid mai throw adn toss bak…but ai brawt teh kitteh wif mii 2 mai rum!
“reinforcing behavior that hasn’t happened yet is called a BRIBE”
Ai purrfurs tu fink uv it as in-sewer-ants.
Anti-pointy-enz in-sewer-ants.
is known in Edumakashunal Psikolomagy as Op Purr ant Condishun ink
aka Positiv Reinforce amint
… steelin yer warmf & cumfurt.
Der gud thyng abowt cumfurts iz dat dey ownli multiply iffen stowlen, adn multiply faster teh faster tehy are stowlen. Ideely yu want az meny kittehs under teh cumfurtur az pawsible, sew dat tehr aer az meny cumfurts left az pawsible.
Deer jd: Ifn dis rool apply to teh COMfurturs, do yuu kno ifn teh multiply rool also apply to teh FRANKfurterz? Wif cheez?!
Yes, but ownli iffen it’s reely strong cheez.
Ob corse, wehn ai sez ‘ur’ ai rilly meenz ‘mai’
Awl r cumfuts r belong 2 mi.
Oh hai, kimkiwi!!
I wuz hoping I kud purrswade u 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. (deh nawt-sekkund map gottid borkt) Deh gnu map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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(I noez ware sum uzzer peepz b, but I only putting on deh wunz hoo b rekwesting it, so az 2 reespekting deh privaseaz.)
Ohai cween, ai haz jist sented yew an emayo.
Ai haz been hadding a bit of a ruf tiem wib teh stwess and teh depweshun. (Ai hadz to goes to teh hospidul for a wiel). But komink rite and improofing eatch dae. Lolcats and cheezburgrs definitlee halp!
{{{kimkiwi}}}
Just in sympathy. N enkurijment. N fings.
Aw, fanks. Iz graet to be a part of teh Cheezburgr famblee.
Beleeving me, ai unnerstand, berry berry muchness. Have been awf wurk fur ober a yeer cauze uv dat.
(But improoving much, n gunna go tu collij in Janooary n work wif animlols, aifinkso, job wif kittehs = wurk, nawt so much.)
Iz just getting froo eech day, fur awl uv us wif tihs partiklar battle, n having teh frenz n lols.
Lols be teh bestestest medsin!
{{{{{kimkiwi}}}}}
{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}
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lols & annymals & walking & hoomor & praktissin lov all gud meddysen.
{{{{booklion}}}}
Fank you.
N yep, tohse medsins be full uv win n awsum n fings.
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Ai nawt shur whu haz or haz nawt had tu deel wif deep-resh-uns, but iz a hyooj gift tu be wif frenz whu nawt say, “Yu iz crazeh” or “Oh, just snap out uv it!” or anyfing lyk taht, n give teh hugs n fings insted. Ai nawt shur taht the peeps whu nawt haz had reel-eyes how speshul taht iz.
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Otay, enuff seeryussness!
*luks around fur sumfing muving to pownse awn*
*chaises blowin leevs*
*bats ball of yarn sideways to prysma-kitteh. When she goes for it, booklion pounces.*
hey, I did not see how to add yu az frend on yr profile.
*distwcts prysma and booklion wib teh wind-up maus*
*steelz ball of yarn. Batzes it around room*
*Find toy froggie wib teh nip insied*
*lets goe ov prysma-kitteh; pounces on wind-up maus.*
*smells nip when kimkiwi bites teh toy froggie.*
*Wrestles kimkiwi fr the nip toy.*
*jumps in tu trai tu steel teh nip froggie whyle booklion n kimkiwi iz wrestling fur it*
*is overcum bai teh nip, lyes in korner contem… kontimp… contip… looking at bak of hand and sayink “Ohwow man”*
ohai kk! DH is sposed to get owr playne tikkets todae!!
pls donut haz teh depresshun — fink uv teh upcoming innernashunal cheezmeet!
(in fak, ai haz on owr list uv fings we wantz to seeandoo in each part uv NZ, for yur town: sez cheezmeet!)
Ohai tessm. Kant wayte to meets yew and DH. Teh psik… sich… hed doktir has gived me teh medisins so finkers croost taht teh wurst is ober. Buddy didsnt liek me beink in teh hospidil nd she has bringed me teh tweats (meesies mostlee) nd does teh sleepink on top of me.
Iz goink to nom teh luntch nao. We tork soon.
Ohai tess – we hads gud snorgles larst nite (ai camed hoem on teh Caturday Eve). After we had plaied “Mummeh ai am dyink of lak of fud, but ai DO NOT WANT teh gushiefuds and teh kibbles” wich was teh phun. Adn tehn we looksied at teh baffwatur goe down teh hoel (new favrit gaem, parrentlee).
At wun oklok tihs mornink we plaied Border Skirmish.
Wehn ai sais ‘we’ ai meanz Buddy, ob corse. Iz her haws, ai just ‘llowed to liev in partz of it.
ai notissed taht teh cheezpeepz sed if tehy had noewn about teh lunnun cheezmeet, tehy wudda sent “swag”. aifinkso wee shud alert tehm too teh upcoming NZ cheezmeet! we can has ICHC SWAG!!
oh, an sum swag foar Buddy too ob corse! gushifuds mebbe?
ZOMG KimKiwi! did yoo know wee hazza SAYME BURFDAE???
Ai iz having sum problums wif ICHC’s profyles. Teh Wizzards uv Cheez tell me ai nawt teh onlee wun n tehy iz wurking awn it. Ai can nawt du anyfing in profyle, inclooding frenz, til what being borked gets fiksed.
Ai wishing tehy can fiks suun, so ai can haz frenz. (Offishul frenz, ai meen. Ai gots frenz anyhao.) N maek lols uv mai kittehs.
*rolls around restling wif booklion*
*jumps stright up, starts licking self nonshalontlee*
Iz been to Kingston, Ontario summer 2007. Nise market, eated gud foods at Chez Piggy, bot buks at two bookstores.
*jumps on all da toyz wile prysma, booklion, n kimkiwi awl figtin*
Awl toyz r MIEN!
*runz adn hidz toyz unner comferter, in slabes shoos, adn unner cowch*
*shaeks off teh larst of teh nip. Looks intentlee at audra. Gievs tinee hint of smiel and moevs tward comferter.*
*gievs prysma and booklion a frendlee, halpful, headrub (ha) on teh way parst*
*blinks at audra az teh nip kiks in*
*flops awn syde n grabs fur tayl, misses, twists tu trai tu reech n tayl muvs furver away, twists agen tu trai tu reech, n keeps skwirming inna circle chasing own tayl taht alwais just out uv reech*
It keeping running away frum meee!
*whyle kimkiwi goze to comforter nd prysmas-kitteh chasez own tayle, bl goes behind cowch nd gets out faborite felt mowsie. leaps grasefully to couch, cruls up on bset cushun wif felt mowsie between front paws, goze to sleep.*
*bl, in so=called reallife, goze to mayke sum dinner.*
*prysm falls asleep in mid tayle-chase*
(bf gunna haul me awf bai teh scruff if ai duz nawt com
eet nao)
Ai sendz yew extry big snorgle. Ai haz teh graet doktir and teh gud meddysin and teh lols and teh bestist frenz and teh moast bewtimuss girlkitteh in teh werld. Ai sumtyms disremembuh teh stufz ai haz to be graetful fore.
Yew keep in tutch, yis?
Ai goin nowheres.
Iz hard tu remembring teh gud fings when yu feeling pleh.
Just need reminds nao n zen.
As Brian wud sing
♪ ♫ “… when your chewing on lifes gristle, don’t grumble give a whistle and dis’ll help fings turn out for the best, AAAYY, Always look on the bright side of life…” ♪ ♫
youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
poop, I blew dat lemme try agin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
ROFLMAO
Fanks fr posting linkee, judson
Ai addz mai hugz, 2. {{{kimkiwi}}}
Ai has been habbin a hard tyem wif teh stwess an depweshun, 2. It iz teh MAJOR PLEH.
Wishin beddur dayz 4 bofe uv us.
Anom to taht. {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Iz not a naice plaice to be, orl stwessed and bloo. But is gud to getz halp and to tork bout it wib frenz.
{{{rhsb}}}
Just cauze ai can.
*runs off tu having supper nao*
U b onna map!! I haz a happee fur u feline bedder!!
Kum bak offin, dehre b lotsa fun in Cheezland. Kure fur deh sadz, wii haz it!!
Fur a reelee big smilol, mai gud fren Judson haz mading a wundermous sliding show adn iz allowing mii tew posting it on mine blog!! just klikking on mai bloo name. U kin finding it dere on deh top uv deh page at teh linkee labulled Judson’s Splort Repair. It b sew big I had to splitting it in2 tew parts, derhe beez a link at deh bottom uv page wun to taking u 2 paige 2.
oar u kin using dese linkeez.
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/judsons-splort-repair/
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/judsons-splort-repair/judsons-splort-repair-part-2/
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Fank yew Judson!!
Taht woz teh WIN!! Thx
{{{{{{{{{{kimikiwi}}}}}}}}}} hoap u aer soon fullee fit agane.
Thx annipuss. Ai iz shure ai will cum out teh udder sied of teh pleh tunnil. Just gonna taek sum tiem.
{{{{{annipuss}}}}}
deer kimkiwi
ai has been der and doing dat. I heer to be yur supprrt if yu liek to hav nyu frrend ok. Teh horspitals sure can be pleh! Especially teh fuds. and teh groop therpiis triple pleh on dem groops! I also be lurving yur name becaws us kitteh for 13 yrs her name be Madge KIWI after Dame Edna sidekik in Nyu Zilland
Ohai Roo
Thx fore yore messij. Iz amayzink hao manee peepls has teh stwess/depwession prollims. Thx fore yore velly kined offur of suport – mutch preshiated and ai will takes yew up on it.
Duz yew stil haev Madge Kiwi?
Hai! Cuz teh WP nao thot it wan 2 kik awt mai cawmintz, ai saiz it heer. Fank u fur puttin mii awn.
Adn ai noez wer teh NB b nao. 
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Adn teh Splort Repair slaidz wur teh cyoot. Alamos splort.
paws t’ur pedic
*snert*
Kitteh iz warmin up teh bed! Hao nyse!
Dis bed warmur b much bedder dan the lektrik wunz — dis wun kumz wif purringz!!
Kitteh go sleepz
Noffin’ like a warm, fuzzy snooz
I’z keepin it warm fer yu
Nuffin “bed”der dan kitteh in teh beds!
I haz a comfeh
Dis pikshur ’splayns teh reesun whiai no hoomin hoo libs wif at leest wun kitteh maeks dere bed – eber.
No, iz nawt jes u, prysma-kitteh.
Unforshunatelee, nao dat ai no has a kitteh, ai kant uze dat az a ’skuse.
Ai nebur maiks mai bed, but nawt cuz ub kittehz. 4 mii, ai iz lazee.
ai don unnerstan dis frayze “maek bed” ar wii spost to do somfing wif da cubberz udder dan leaf tehm pyled up fur da kittehs to snorgle an snooz in awl dai?
Dats wut mai mahm sez, but ai nat compleetelee unner stan it, ether.
Teh bed waz so cumfee in teh mornin u didunt wanna leeb it, so wye mess it up wen u aer goin 2 get bakk in it?
mai kittehs uzuly maik it imposble to maik bed or chang sheetz. wonce iz pull da covers adn sheets, dey hopz up on da bare matris! adn wen ai wont to put new cobers on, dey wont moove!
Flippin teh sheetz at chang-sheetz tyme iz lyk carnivl fur mai kittehs. Taeks fureber wif tehm diving under n pownsing eech otter fru n bein genrally silleh.
It gets reepeeted fur eech layr, tu.
Awn teh ovver paw, ai wishing awl hauswurk making me laff lyk taht…
ai hab a ornj kitteh naymed Happy an ai fink sheet chaynjin tyme iz his faybrit tyme… neks tu dinnur… an bwekfust… an lunch… an snakks…
An playtiem an naptiem an niptiem an…
Um, plz tu be splaynin… teh comfutur, issa doovay rite?
Yep, moar or less.
Jah. Dis be merican word fer duvet.
Do u guies normallee put a cuvver onna doovay?
Doovays has teh fevverz inside, rite?
Ai has a “hollow fibre” filled duvet – Ai aer allerjik 2 fevverz an teh duvet haz a cover liek a big pillo caes. Dat meenz dat teh duvet duzn’t nead cleenin so offen.
Otay, 2 confewz furver, wat u cawl a doovay, ai will call a “Down Comforter”, b/c iz uzulee filled wif fevvers.
Wut ai fink ov wehn ai heer “comforter” iz teh fansee fing dat iz uzed insted ov a bed-spred, an uzulee reqwyres a fing cawled a dust-ruffle. Iz uzulee filled wif synthetic stuff, 2 maek it poofy.
To confuzzle moar, some comforters, or duvets, r filled wif silk instead of down, cotton, or artyfishul fibres. Sposed to adjust to body temperachurs bedder, not too hawt, nat too cold, but juuuuuuust right.
In TTI, a comforter iz teh werd we yooze fer a babbeh’z dummy teat (teh fing dat plugs teh hole teh noyz cumz owt frum)
Ai’m in teh US an wii cawl dat a “Pacifier”, oar wut wii cawled it wehn mai neffew wuz heer teh uthur dai – a “stopper”, but Pacifier iz teh formal werd.
Yepp, we yooz dat werd 2, but Ai fergotted it!
ai’b herd sum peepuls cawlin it a binky, but dats wut bunneh peeps cawl it wen da bunnehs bownce an spreeng an fly tru da ayr fur no reesun at awl cept dey has a happee!
Oar a “Binkie”.
(Not to cornfuze wif a big white horsie Binky.)
Ooooh, I lurves teh big white horsie Binky.
Ai tried to maek it “binky” (or “binkie”) in mah howse, but mah Momkat called it “Paso” wif meh & nao itz “paso” fur mah liddul gurl.
/lolspeak
Wikipedia says the main difference is that a comforter is used with sheets, other blankets, etc, while a duvet is used with a cover and otherwise by itself. Otherwise, pretty similar, a shell with filling/stuffing in it.
Okay, end of lecture, back to work… oh wait, it’s time for supper… *groan*
We cawl dat an “eiderdown” `coz dey waz filled wiv down frum eider dukks
eider dukks oar…?
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otay, dis thyme ai reeley going to bed!
Haow doo u get down offa nelolfant? U doant, u get down offa dukk
**groan**
waht yu cawl a fish wib no eyes?
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fsh
Wut u cawl a goggie wif no legz?
Duzznt madder wut u cawl him….HIM NAWT COMIN!
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waht yu cawl a deer wib no eyes?… No idea!
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waht yu cawl a deer wib no eyes adn no legs?… Still no idea!
Whats invisible and smells liek karots?
Bunneh fartz!
Ok lil risque… Whin teh pillsburee doboi bendz ovur..whut does ya sees?
DONUTZ!!!
*makes face, runs away*
*heddesk*
Callin him… him nawt comin… MUS BE KITTEH!
Gess wut ai seeded tihs moarnin!
A HYOOJ, byootimus goggie!
Him wuz a blak an whyte Saynt Burhahrd. Mebbe nawt purre-bred, but gorjis awl teh saem.
Nononono kitteh.
you add to teh comfrts.
Nao plz to scoot ovur bed hawggie!
If yu wer in mai comfurtur, Ornjness, ai wud be purrin ryte along wiv yu.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(SPLORT)
Oh noez! *Gitz teh eqwipmint, scups D.R.’s braynz, pat pat bak in teh hed, adn dukky taeps awn teh CHRG(wdoi)* Heer. U feelin bedder sun, ai hoapz. *Gibs teh floofy blankie adn teh hawt cocoa adn choklit*
Thank u.
GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colo. – A Glenwood Springs animal shelter was trying to find homes for 86 cats rescued from a two-bedroom condominium. The Colorado Animal Rescue Shelter received the cats on Wednesday. Since then, workers have been scrambling to accommodate the animals at area shelters and homes.
Executive director Leslie Rockey said many appear to be healthy but in need of a bath.
86 Kittehs inna bath?!?!?!?!
It can’t be done!!
Send de ambyoolinse soon!
Weer gunna needz a biggr tub. An mennee moar pointy-endz-proof gluvz.
86 kittehs inna 2BR condo?!?!
kinda maykes leeza-b’s prollem luuk insig… innsgf… nawt sew bad.
kitteh must shaer comfurt :[ for i has teh floo and i needs some uf dat comfurtz
Ai simpeethighz. Ai haza cold.
Me too!
Me three!
koff, sniff, pleh!
feel bettr ebbyone!
fank yu berry mush…ACHOO!! scuze mee, an gud nite!
Dis kitteh can get outta mai bed noa. kthxbye
Y clok sez 1:23 pm??/? Minez sez 4:23 pm? I cornfused.
NAO SEZ 1:58 WADTIMEZIT???
Time iz relative… how fast r u travelin?
lol dis plaze is crazi. who knows wut time it rlly iz. ;D
if i wuzn’t ded tired adn reddy fur bed, I’d lol this.
♫♫♪♫♪♪♪
As I was walking down the street one day
A man came up to me and asked me
What the time was
that was on my watch
ye~~a~~h that day
♫♫♪♫♪♪♪
Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can’t imagine why
We’ve all got time enough to cry
♫♫♪♫♪♪♪
As I was walking down the street one day
A pretty lady looked at me
And said her diamond watch
had stopped cold
ye~~a~~h that day
♫♫♪♫♪♪♪
Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can’t imagine why
We’ve all got time enough to cry
♫♫♪♫♪♪♪
And I was walking down the street one day
Being pushed and shoved by people trying
to beat the clock oh no
I just don’t know
♫♫♪♫♪♪♪
Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can’t imagine why
We’ve all got time enough to die
Listen people I don’t care
Oh no no I don’t care
Hewmin cumfurrturr
beez dubbill pluss besstesst gud
4 Nappeeng Kitteh
Nappeeng Kitteh canz
strrrrretch owtz appreeshee-ayt
cumfurrturr’z deelytez
Prittee Wun willz nawt
dissturb Nappeeng Kitteh’z deemz.
May jusst joyn himz
Jack.
Kitteh sez: “Awl yuur cumfurts adn zzzzzzzzzzzzzz’s ar belaung tuu me!!!!”