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» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

An fynedz teh wai owt
grats anipuss on ur nawt-sekkund!
Thx Bob, it’z kwyut dis mornin!
concatshulaices anni
u bees da fast!
ai fink da kitteh nawt onleh found da way out but awlso a bit black fur eets noes.
hai evry1!
ai hazn’t been around 4 a long tyme! ai hazn’t furgotz about yu allz!
annipuss can has sillybarshuns faw her nawt secund plaice?
Maybe sum synkrow… sincroh… altogevver swimmin, seein as it is rainin like teh end of teh whirld. Eberybuddy got tehr flowery bathin caps awn?
ai gots mine on acause ai’ve been skweeeeeeeeeing a lot but no splort.
rainin here, gettin ready for teh twin cities marafon an is 7:30 am
U is runnin in teh marafon? Ai takes mai hat awf to u! Gud Luk!! Ai will be lyin heer awn teh cowch (nawt-fugly) an cheerin u awn!
nao ur dinking wif portols
morning? its 9 30 at night here… australia eh? lol.
Well then, good evening to u! Is eleben firty in teh mornin heer in TTI an is WETTTT.
ohai bob, u iz in australol? iz u on de cheezfrenz map?
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♫ ♥ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♪ ♥ ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
♫ ♥ HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER LOCATBURGLAR ♫
♪ ♥ ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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{{{{{{{lolcatburglar}}}}}}}} Wun ov ar britest shining starz!!
i rly shd hav sent this to the mannajmt, but thr e-mail addrs BOUNCED – EPIC FAIL … so heer i go heer …
deer lolcats –
i has a problm w/ lols not displaying hwen yuze SeaMonkey braowzer.
evrthng but fotos luks ok, fotos not ther. (and problm not go way hwen i mayk cache go way.) lols fine in uthr braowzers but i DO NOT WANT uthr braowzers, WANT tu see in SeeMunkeh!
HAALP!
i hav nu-est verzhn ov SeeMunkeh + th SeeMunkeh hoomins canNOT halp mee.
DO NOT WANT tu go tu Safari onleh fr lols bcoz yuze SeeMunkeh fr awl else.
KateGladstone
hmm… ai yoos teh Fyrefoks (wib Adblock add-on) adn ai has sooper fast lols, nawt a prollem. Nebber seen a See Munkeh b4, sownds liek a majikal creeture!
i cans come ans go at same tiem?
Gud 2 see u – Ai fort Ai wuz awl alown!
u iz neber alown wif teh Cheezpeeps arownd.
An Schrödingers kitteh can b deeded and alibe at teh same tiem, so u mait feel alown but u r nawt!
I has a slinkeee belly
it ar handee sumtime
Mornin eberybuddy! It is rainin so hard ai finkso ai bedder start buildin an ark. No kitties outside today!
doan furget da unicorns!
morning martoonie
Ai haz 2 swim down 2 teh shop fur moar fud! mai sunn haz eeted teh lass lot Ai byed! BRB! (iffn Ai doan’t droun!)
Here’s teh shnorkul an flippers annipuss! Watch out for teh big puddlols!
Ai got absolootlee soked bai teh tiem Ai got 2 teh bustop, so Ai juss kep awn walkin – cuddn’t get mutsh wetter! Ai aer awl drai an warm agane naow, tho.
Nekst tym, send Luddy-Tat! Hoep he at leest maed yu a cupovtee!
Noe, him has swanned off up to Lunnon 2 meet sum frenz…
No kittehs outsyde? But it sounds lyk iz raynin cats n dogs!
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Mai wittiness when ai haz been awayk just lawng enuff tu feed teh kittehs, let me show yu it… altho yu myte nawt want me tu.
moarning {Prysm}
*handz PK a cuppa S T R O N G kawffee.
heer, drink dis. den u b ever so smart and wittee!!
It taek moar tehn kawfee tu maek me wittee, aifinkso. Gud moarning, ebrywun. *dumps sugar inna kawfee fur kwik boost n taeks mouf-ful* Wow! Ai awake nao!
Ai iz having small dilemma.
/lolspeak
I want to do a blog entry about how my beautiful orange floofy girl Angel came to live with us, and how much braver she is now than the terrified and obviously abused kitty who showed up on our doorstep. Thing is, I did something of maybe questionable ethics/legality to keep her with me and not back where she’d been abused (trust me, she’d obviously been chronically mistreated, although she wasn’t starving). I’m not sure whether to include that in the blog or not, even though it does rather complete the picture, so to speak.
Werl, ai finsko u can be traced via ur email address so ai wud nawt persnly put ennyfink awn teh innerweb dat ai wud nawt be prepared to say wiv a poleeceman present.
Ai sez plenty of fings ai wud nawt be prepared to say wiv my muther present, however.
I wunt b saying enneefing bowt ur kwestyunablol akshunz. Just let deh kitteez story b deh focus uv deh blog entry. talk bowt wut she wuz like wen u fownding her and how she changed. dont using namez aor uzzer identifying characteristikz uv deh “suspected” abusers. U needz to protecting ursef az much as deh kitteh.
{{pk}}
You guys make sense.
I had very good reasons for it, believe me, and keeping her safely with me against even a remote chance otherwise matters more than anything.
Anyone here (which I think is mostly who reads my blog) already knows that even a cat that’s been fed and spayed can be abused, too.
Ai will just kinda skip ober wun short bit, aifinkso…
Fanks fur teh finkings fur me!
u duz nawt chek teh mikrochip?
Kin u plz to send summa dat rain to GA?
we are full of dri an kruchee.
kthxbai.
‘Lissa!!!!!!!!!!! HI how are U ????? lawng tyme no see!!!1!!. I wus just finking about the vodka poem that reminds me of u yesterday!
yes it is quite dry heer in Marietta too
OH MAH GAWD!!
Teh vodka poem.
Seemz liek a enternitee ago.
I,z gonn serch the posts an seez ifn I kin findz eet.
I r otay, had’s alot goin awn in mah life.
U maded mah dai tho!
Teh vodka poem
*snicker* *snort*
Oh limber an gintile Bast,
bless the martini
the olives and the vurmoot.
fur with out them,
miny wood shoorely hab parishd buy now
protek me frum the paine ov da world
wit the promis of distraction
bless da kittiehs, the cheezes and the lolfrendz,
for with out them mai spirit wood waist awai
sheild meh frum the cynical offhandedness
dat fwrettins to devide us awl
with this armour I shal go forf an smile at complete strangers,
un afrayd of jugemint.
thus fortifyed i will move with out fear thru a wurld ov mai own making
to live and laff anoder day.
I founded it! here is the lol linky
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/27/why-i-haz-to-hold-target/#comments
aw, princessmu, dat’s wundermuss! *claps floofy paws* Nao, ai’m awl thirsty…
YYYYY…taht gitz 5 martini glassiz!! luv it! i lyk em
dirty wiv extry olivz…yum
Oh, teh dri an krunchee – how nice dat wud be rite now. Ai sends u owr rain. Wate, ai will put it in dis big cardbord bocks and send it to u.
Kitteh cahn nawt maik heds oar tayles uv dis sichuashun
yesh, iz can undrum, aifinkso.
Kitteh duzzent know if she’s Comin, Goin, Been or Went.
Ai nose dat feelin.
Me too
Mornin Martoonie. Piddlin down heer too. Soggy Moggies – DO NOT WANT!
Eberybuddy wants to go out – until u opens teh door!
hmmm, mai kittehs lykes teh rayne!
gud fing, cuz ai livez in Pac NW…
Kitteh sez, “u got me coming and going”
Kitteh luks to lef and yells SNAKE!! hee hee
hee hee
Kitteh finds owt dat teh grass on teh udder side isn’t greener, ackshully.
kitteh tunnez owt uv lolcatraz
Oh, ai almost forgotted – HAPPY BURFDAY LOLCATBURGLAR!!!!!! Menny happy returns!! By which ai mean, pls to return mai watch, kthx.
…but seh mai nawt b two happee abut it.
(HB, LCB)
Happitayl Birfday LCB
I baked yoo a cake an there am a File in it
Cud be handy if your shiny Get out of Jail Free Card duzzent werk
Happee burfday Lolcat!!!1!
Muss albays b happee wif burfdays! iz Caterday all day wehn iz d burfsdays. An u can haz chokklit cake! I haz burfday las week.
*nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
*haz teh chokklit all ober hers face
*luks rly happee
Happee birfdai LCB!!! *showerz uv sparkley confetti fawl frum sky az de crowd goez wyld* wooooooooo hoooooooo!
Happee Birfday, deer LCB!!!

I hadded a nise shinee prezzee fur u,
but it lukz like sumbuddee stolinged it.
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Oh well, Heerz a nice 7 layer chokklit cake wif chokklit creme icing in btween awl deh layerz, adn a velvetee chokklit frosting, adn in chokklit letterz it b saying:
Happeest Birfday LolCatBurglar!!
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Schmooz to yooz, deer Burglar!
HEY, LCB!!!
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*kawnga beet*
Happee happee BirfDAE!! – Happee happee BirfDAE!! – Happee happee BirfDAE!! – Happee happee BirfDAE!!
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Ai can buyz joo a birfdae drinkee?
HAPEE BIRFDAI!!!!!
I maeks u a birfdai peetsah!!!!
Lolcat burglar been here longer den me!
Happeh birfday, LCB!
O hai, guise! Thx for teh greetings and the drinksees and teh prezzies and stuffs! It has been a nice birfday this year. Teh race on Friday, a DC Cheezmeet yesterday at teh Nationlol Zoo and some other sellibrations, too!
I has many noo shiny toys from u guise. It will take me all year to
breakplay wif them all.Plz to not forget that since it is my birfday and I is not getting any younger, this week is Nationlol Fire Prevention Week. (4 reals!) We will has firemans conducing safety classes in teh NB all week, wif hands-on demonstrations!
Also plx to rember that this coming Caturday, Octomaber teh elebentieth, Guinness Piggeh and I will be havening a fashion show on teh 2nd pic of teh day. There will be shampers, sellebrities, red car pets, catwalks, catfites, shampers, and mabye some shenanniganz. Y’all come!
Happee birfdai LCB!!! Adn mannee manee moar!!! Yoo R trulee wun ob teh funniest n clebberest peepz on teh innertubes!
Ai raze a chonklitt martoonie in ur honur. *cheez*
A
syncofantadmiring fan.O, u. Ur too nice.
Um… it would be nicer if u pored me one of those martoonies. kthxhic
*hans LCB a larj shinee cristal glas filled wiff scrumshus chonklitt martoonie*
*klinkee glasses* cheez!
Thx! *drinks drink* Can I has another? And I need another glass. This one has
disappeared into my swag bagdisappeared. That’s all.Of corse!
*hans LCB anuvver chonklitt martoonie inna cristal glass*
Kiep teh glas – den yoo’ll has a matching pare!
O Hai LCB adn happee burfday!
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nao, yu is going tu heer a lawt ob crayzee tawk abowt sommedy eeting teh chokklit caek nativeca66 maded fur yu – best tu nawt lissen, aifinkso…
Um GP, bedder wiep dat chonklitt off ur chin… Oh, adn do sumfing abowt dat chonklitt bref!
Oooo, ai tole yoo! Deres gunna bee trubble!!!
c, nao dis is juss teh kind ob fing ai was tawking about… CLEERLY, teh doggehs has taken ober 4.5K & Africats pyooters, aifinkso. Yesh. Ownlee explunashun dere cud be. uh huh. no otter wai yur deeelishus caek disupeared.
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* wipes chokklit awf chin adn savours ebbery morsel
Lyuh, lyuh, pants awn fyur!!!
* taeks pants awf adn stampety stampety teh flaymes out…
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ssshhh, AFRICAT! teh lass fing ai needs issa Fyremans!
Fyremens???? Did sumbuddy say Fyremens? Yoo hoo!!! Firemens!!! Ober heer!!!!! Luk, ai is stuk in a tree. Well, ok, ai is standin neckst to a pot plant. Nawt DAT sort ob “pot” plant – a plant inna pot!!!
Ok, I won’t lissen. How ’bout u bring me a piece of caek while I watch teh survalence video? kthxbringmeacornerpieceplz
um… err… um… yesh, ob corse… a corner piece, yu sai? um… err… otay… brb
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* scampers awf to caek store…
kwik, kwik! ai needs a chokklit caek, reeley fast! a nicee won tu!
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what? no chokklit!!! no, ai donut want a cocomunt won! carrot caek??? mmm… NO! must resist…
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* scampers awf to anudder caek store
Wher is zauberflaute wen yoo needs her? Her makes teh bestest chonklitt caeks!
du yu has anee chokklit caek plz? yu dooo? egg salad! whut? no, ai donut want anee egg salad… just teh chokklit cake, plz. oh, maek it a big corner piece. WHAT? yu no has corner piece! OMCC!
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* scampers awf tu video tampering equipment store
Teh Rabid Weasel Bake Sale haz teh chokklit caek, but it costses elebenty hundred moneys n yu haz tu sing us a song.
We having tu raise moneys tu pay taht lolyerkitteh SUMHAO!
Ai guess “Pop Goes teh Weesel” is rite out, huh?
* rummage rummage rummage inna Majikal Floofy Prezunt Sack…
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* mutters: lousy gud fur nuffing overcharging weeseley weesels!
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Otay, heer! * hands ober elebenty hunnert dollar towel promoshunal leeflets
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* puts Hawt Chokklit CD inna player
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dum… dum de dum de dum…
dum… dum de dum de dum…
“Where didya cum frum Baybeeeee?”
“Hao did yu noes ai neeeded yuuuuu?”
dum… dum de dum de dum…
uff, this is soooo embarrassing…
“YESSSERRRDAY ai was just won ob teh Lurkers”
“Nao yur flyee next tu mee, fankies to ACMEEEE”
“OOOHHH”
“ai beleebe inna miwacles!”
dummmm dummmm
“WHERE YU GON?”
“Yu floofy thang”
dum… dum de dum de dum…
*hand ober chokklit caek wrapped in shiney foil*
Nao we can pay teh lolyerkitteh, yay!
N we cn sell tihs video, tu!
Anybudy want tu bai a video uv a dancing singing pinneygig?
Phew!
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* scampers in wib a big slyce ob Chokklit Caek
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heer yu go, LCB – adn ai promiss it has nawt bin aneeware neer anee Rabid Weesels oar anyfink… uh huh. yesh.
Oooh, thx! Princess Mu needs a slice now.
And has u seed teh remoat control 4 teh survalence video? And why is ur shirt on inside-out?
O, Princess Mu – Hai! soo nicee tu be seeing yu!
Whut? amote control? err… um… err… mebbeh is down back ob couch?
Mai shirt? is nawt onna backwards! issa fashunabubble, aifinkso
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Hey, Weesuls! Gimme anudder slyce ob caek… whut? no wai! ai is nawt singing teh rest ob teh song. uh uh. no wai. nebber…
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oh, otay den…
dum… dum de dum de dum…
dum… dum de dum de dum…
“I beleebe inna miwacles”
“since yu came alowng”
“yu floofy thang”
“where’d teh remote go, Geee Peee?”
“Hao did yu no, issa shinee tuuuu?”
“didya no, ai needed caek so badleee?”
“didya no, ai’d gibe yu lawts ob moneee?”
“YESSSERRRDAIII, ai was won ob teh lownlee ppl!”
“Nao yur sitty next tu mii, drinkee chokklit Martoonieeee!”
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EBBERYWON!
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“OOHHHH”
“AI BELEEBE INNA MIWACLES!”
*weasels put moar caek awn teh table awl rapped in shiney foil*
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee…gasp fur bref…heeheeheeheeheeheeh…
* hands Mu a xtra large slyce ob chokklit cake wearing notting but a hunnert dollar towel wrappity wrappity arownd waste
We be taking bids awn teh video uv tihs, um, fyne purrrfurmance! Egsklusiv! Nawt availablol anywhere else! Ennertain yur frenz!
“ai beleebe inna miwacles”
“where’s mai towel gone?”
“mai floofy thang” (let me show yu it)
ahem, ai meant my tail!
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mai red fais! let me show yu taht tu!
TehRabidWeaselNo-insultLeegIzNawtResponsibulFur… um… we nawt sure what tu cawl tihs, but we nawt being responsibul fur it!
O teh huje manatee!!!
Du manatees lyk cookies?
We having sum berry tastee wuns fur sayle.
We almost being owt uv chokklit caek, but tehre iz cookies n cupcaeks n tarts.
Man teh lifeboats, wimmin an chilren furst!! don luk bak, ruuunnn!!! flee, flee ai tellz yu!!!
Happy Birfday LCB!!!
Thx, PM! U wanna have some caek?
How long is it taking GP to bring a piece of caek?
i got my slyce! nom!
Happitayl birfday, Lolcatburglar! An menny happi returnses, too.
Nawt to menshun lots uv choklit caek!
Oh, would u like a piece? Hay GP! Moar caek over here for Cassidy, plz.
but but but…
* puts hunnert dollar towel adn FCHRG(wdoi) back awn
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Hey! Weesuls… gimme taht last slyce ob chokklit caek. Aww cum on! nawt anudder dans dans – teh cheezfrends will has me arresteded! Mebbeh dere is somefing else yu wood liek?
oh, mebbeh yu wood awl liek a ride inna teh ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair?
Aaaaaoooowoooo aaaaooooowoooooo aaaaaoooowoooo ATTENTION PLZ All citizuns ov cheezland r asked tu repowt tu teh neerest bomsheltur. Dis is nawt a drill! Fanks fur yur attention Aaaaaoooowoooo aaaaaoooooowoooooo
Awl uv us? We nawt fit. Hm. Yu can du impreshuns, mebbe? Oar juggling?
no yu will awl fit, onness! juss get inna pyramid liek yu did before…
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taht’s it. nao, gimme teh caek adn I’ll strappety strappety yu in.
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Cumforbul? no? well, is poseda be liek taht. Nao, hold on tite…
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* pulls lever…
* WHIZZ WHIZZ BANG!
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* GP watches teh pyramid ob weesels fly awf..
HAO WE SPOSED TU GET DAON?
*much screeming frum sordid weasels*
Iz nyse voo frum heer, tho…
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIS IS AN AIR DEFENSE WARNIN: FLAMIN FLYIN WEESULS DETECTED!!! PLZ TU TAK SHELTUR!!! KTHX
* hands Cassidy last piece of Chokklit Cake
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well, mai werk heer is dun fur todai… Happee Happee Burfdai, LCB
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kthxbye
And deh Oskur fur Best Performance in a
Birfday LoL goes tu
*tearing deh envelope opun*
Guinness Piggeh!!!
*Wild applause!!!
*Whistulling and Cheeringz!!
Whut? No seconds on caek? *pouts*
We interrupt this catastrophe-in-progress for the evening gushifud and Loki’s azma meds (there will be dire consequences if kitteh supper is late), followed by prysm being dragged physically away from the computer by her bf so he can see her over supper at least. Prysm is going to lock her computer so the weasels cannot wreak havoc while she’s at supper. Back later!
Juggling flam…flaim… fings on fyre while yu awn stilts?
Or we cud just nom teh last chokklit caek…
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v479/xiankai/school/equations.jpg
:snert:
Oh noes! Don doo it SC! I redz in bookz if you goez in wormhoelz u kumz owt az gooi mess!
Dis is a public serfiss annowncemint. Awn teh last fred, dere is so many commints dat sum of tem has fallen down teh back of teh cowch. If u cliks “show all”, u can see dem. If u does nawt, u does nawt see all teh commints. Fank u for ur attenshun. Nao back to ur regularly scheduled lols.
Taht iz mebbe gunna get annoying, aifinkso… altho cn see why if sum pewters get borked wifout. Meh, pewters, sumtiems yu just cannawt win.
Hai guise! Ai just watched a 30 min vidio on yootube by Ben Huh all about de evolution of icanhascheezburger, dere are 5000 lolz submittid evry day!!!
Also, modarators reed all de commints we post! If a modarator reeds this commint, pweez reply!
Can we has sum cheers for icanhascheezburger, de best website on de interwebs!
Ai’ll drink to dat! Cheers!!!
Ai drink to aneefing, *hic* —
HIP HIP HOORAY
HIP HIP HOORAY
HIP HIP HOORAY
CHEEZBURGERS FUREBBER!!! YAY!!
Hai cuuldude (an martoonie, ov CORSE!!) Can yoo giv us teh link fur teh YooTube Video?? Taht wud halp.
mite be dis 1? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpLAwjxTjaE
hippedyhoppedyhorrayedy fur dis gweat site!
but…but… Cheez an Tofu sold out? We is meerely prawns ob teh jiyunnt corpyrayshun? In Seeaddle? An we has moderayters? Hoo Noo?
If wee iz teh prawns, shuudn’t wee luuk teh part?
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*dips hedd in kocktayl sawse*
lol woozled!
Ifn we r prawns, ten Mary O will bez commitin canna…can-a-bull-ism.
hi Janet, sorry about the OT. I just wanted to say that the flower pictures you took are lovely! Nice back yard! Plus I think I got a glimps of the nawty barn!
I r taystee an nootrishis.
That was enjoyable.
i did enjoy the edgier stuff.
Even kittehs aren’t always cuddly wuddly.
Yay fur teh cheezie syte taht be so full uv win n awsum!!!
Ai tells ebrywun ai know whu lyking kittehs about tihs syte. Iz teh awsum tu have fings tu laff about taht nawt meen tu anywun including teh kitteh models, or “adult,” or anyfing lyk taht, but taht reely iz funny.
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Srsly, ai has folder awn pewter where ai saves teh wuns ai lyk bestest, n taht be mai screensaver n also mai bf’s screensaver. Whu eber herd uv wanting teh screensaver tu come on?
Are we sure this isn’t in fact Young’s cat, going through two slits at once?
Kittehs be teh eksperts at interfeerence.
And entanglement, of course.
ooooOOOOoooo – ur sciyuntiffic nollidje – u shows it to us.
Shroedingrz kitteh oldz slow, i tink, mebe teh kitteh travvl tiem???
Ai fink teh wurmhoal iz borked… dis doez nawt luuk lyke teh Deltah Kwadrunt…
Jodie Fostercat will gitz home, an nobuddy will bleeve her.
heh!
U libs beree close to me!
I was jus lookin awn dat map fingee!
Dat is full of awsum!!!
wanna cheese meet? ah fink ahhzz is neer us tew
Cheezpeepz Map noaw avaylolble wif blooness
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YES!! itz truu — u kin haz a linkee on ur map info!! I haz fownding owt how
tuu putting deh link in ur commint. If u b wanting a linkee tu ur ICHC
profile, i will inserting it.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2
protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment
if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing. Ur blooness kin b inserted heer.
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If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map. I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee.
I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
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Dis b a nawsum map — so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz b… It b nise fer
da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
*snerk*
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ai lubbs hao teh map awlways opens wib “Bumsville” inna tawp rite han corner! ai shud prolly libes dere, aifinkso!
Callin awl cheezfrends frum Noo Hamster, USA! Pleez 2 bee gettin ursefs awn de mappie? Ai iz awlla lone & sad awn de map. Buttz ai cahn wabe 2 bobcatt & tazdevil inna Massed-a-chew-setz, sew, hi guiz!!! *wabes paw in spaztik wai*
Kitteh finds a rift in teh space time continyuuuuuuuuuyuuuuuyuuuum. (we hasn’t had wun ob dem for a while)
meh iz a caht awnd iey iz gawin ento de hawl
oooh, iz berry pritty kitteh! DO WANT!!
Schrodinger was a genius, he invented lolcats when the other scientists were entangled in quantum physics
RoflHalf-Life Kitteh
Wormhole needs work
Portal kitteh can has cake?
This cat is so pretty. Plus it’s funny…sort of.
ROFL – kant typ fur laffn
BRILLIANT!