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Iz onna fence
dese kittehs tryin 2 git over da fence.
picture: Kay. lol caption: wonphatcat
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Teh bestest view iz frum up heer, after awl!
OMCC, nawt sekkund!
*gets yoinked away bai kittehs whu want their gushifud NAO*
Ooooos. i gitted naow. OMCC. Tats mi a wittle wil …. but iz gitted it.
Congrats, PK u aer tawp uv teh brayde. Haow shall we sillybrayte?
ooh, we can haz caek?
wif pritty candelz?
Sownds lyke teh sillibrayshuns inbolb gushifud. I suggest we inkluwd chokklit martoonies.
Er, had tu going… bf iz starting tu fink ai iz gunna leev him fur a fyremen or sumfing.
Kittehs fed, bf fed, ai back… in tyme tu see teh nekst picshur com up.
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Mai purrfect tyming awn mai nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund, nawt so great akshully.
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*bounces off tu find sumfing muving tu chais*
*wayvs dimond ring strate unner brite lite*
*crouches daon n wiggles bum, tehn pownces at teh reeflekshuns*
*spins round n pownces awn diffrent reeflekshuns*
Tehy being ebrywhere! Must… catch… awl…!
*grahbs pillowh to save PK affer seh spinz self dizzee*
ai cat-ch u!
*maeks wyld leep fur a lyte hi up, hits it, n lands, tehn falls ober awn teh pillol*
heer, hab dis chokklit armydillo. it maight halp!
Fank you.
*nom nom nom*
Doan’t caer hoo winz
Long az Ai get mai gushifud regloly
Of course, more den one fent is fets
more den one fent is fents.
Oh Hai judson —
deh splort repair haz 73 hitz adn deh part 2 haz 93 hitz!!1!! U b a star!!!
OMCC! It may be time to initiate JD Salinger mode!
De fents policy iz kittehs ownli.
monorail kitteh haz bumpee monorail
yup, Monorail Cat haz real sore underbelleh
derailing imminant.
maintnanse crew b habbing lotz to anser fur.
detailz at lebentyy.
If u fal, fal 2 tha Left; I catch u
Okey call fire deparmint, I cant’s get downe
*dialz 9elebenty
LCB!! fyrmenz arribing in elebenty minitz!!
*wunderz to sef if dis cowntz az a birfday prezzy fur LCB?
Firemanz? Oh, I’ve had so much sellibrating alreddy, but… aw, heck. Bring ‘em on!
Mebbe deh b carrying u to a nice cumfy spot whear u kin …resting?
lcb, I lefted yu a birfday prezzie on teh prebious lol. Not az gud as fyremenz, tho.
O my! Whut a wonderful prezzies! Thx!
Heh, heh. When teh boyfrent drived me to nice brunch/lunch this morning, he pointed out some firemans stations for me. I didn’t think to axe if I could go in an pick one or twelve out.
U knoes, like a lobstir tank.
Ooooh, I lkes that idee…
*drifts off into happy daydreem ’bout choosing menz frum lobstir tank wifout teh drownee wadder.*
Wut a thotful boifren!! mebbe next tiym he driving u tu deh fyremnz sted uv past dem.
O, I think I got it purty gud rite now.
H’ray fur teh speshul man in yer life!!! an h’ray fur yew tew be in our life!!!
U knoes, u guise is being so nice to me, it’s gonna be teh hard to go back tomorrow and start steeling ur blongings again.
Note that I sed “hard.” Not “unpossible.”
We is sure you will be able to do it. Our confidence in yew, let us show you it.
Hapy berfday!
Thx!
awwwww, LCB, it be jus our annyual opportoooniteee tew shows yew how muchly we care
*tomorrow iz back to fings as usyual….
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Hippy Bird-days to youz!!! ai waz out awl dai and dinna get a chanz to drop in til nao. Hope yu gotz lotza pretti shinies. Here..dis is for yu. Ai maded it maizelf. Itza sparkly glass-bead brazelet:
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Oooh! Pritty! I lurve teh hook closure. kthxcansomeonehalpmeputiton?
*click*
ooooooo, datz purty.
happi burfdae, LCB!
i mist da paté, but herez a chopped livah caek wif shwimpz, caperz adn 21 kanduls for wotebber adiversity 0 yr 21rd brufdae it be.
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carfull wif all dose sparlee parts. Wen sumone be talkin to yuo, dey wiil getz distr…
Ooooo moar shinees!!1!
*maeks shur she haz all shinees to herselv*
Thx, CLG! I’m gonna nom this all up now while GP is teh sleeping.
*dives hed first into caek*
Bof sides of teh fence luk scaree!
O hai, leeza! I wanna tell u kthx for organizizing teh race on Friday. It was much lots of many funs. I’ve been playing wif my prezzies all weekend.
R u sined up for teh firemans Fire Safety Classes bean held in teh NB this week?
oh *blush* it wuz nuffin.
Fire Safety? If tah izn’t an oxy moron… SINE ME UP!!
Kitteh, iyf yuu kan nawt geyt daown, weez wil geyt teh peepul-katchee fing;
‘K, weez gunna haould iyt steddy untyl yuu jumpez iyntu iyt;
3,…2,…1…. jumpa, jumpa, jump!!!!!!!
Kitteh goez iyntuu free faul adn layndez smak inna middol ovvit!!!!!!!
an bouncis waiiii up inna air!! yippee!!! boing, boing, boing…. whew, needz rest nao
Ai kin jumpy onna peepl katchy fing, 2?!?!?1!!
YAY!!!!!!!
Jump
b..o..o..i..i..n..n..g..g b..o..o..i..i..n..n..g..g b..o..o..i..i..n..n..g..g
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ooo…. datz fun!!
nao dats wut ai cawls a biiiiiiiggggggggggg bounce!!! *yew still in OKC?*
Yup, awl munf — kleer tu Halloween!!
Yew in OKC, cween? Ai “libs awn Tulsa tiem” inna werds ob Eric Clapton….
Hay, de catnip reely iz greener awn de udder syde!
We interrupts this lol for me to ask for HALP!!!
Some of u might remember me talking about one of my stray cats that had a litter a few weeks back; she moved teh babbehs 3 weeks ago and I didn’t know where she had them until TODAY, when I got home she was waiting at the back door with them!!
LSS I have her and teh kittens in my spare room… when I first found them one of them had conjunctivitis and I was sposed to put anti-b in its eyes for a week, well 2 days later she moved them. When I brought them in todays, 2 of them seem to have conjunctivitis and also had yucky blak stuff around their noses. I’ve gotten them in and cleaned them up, put medicine in eyes where necessary.. but the mom wants to go out. wot to do wot to do! I have homes for 2 of the kittens but I need them healthy and socialized, I was thinking I could keep them inside, prolly be weaned within the next 2 weeks.. AM I DOING THE RIGHT THING OR AM I CRAZY??
Signed,
6-kitteh Leeza
Oh and yes they are the KYOOOOOOT!!!!11!1!elebenty1!11!!
Cleerl stray kitteh trusts yu, since she brought her babehs to you. Nd yu duz need to keep them in to socialize tehm, since yu haz founded homes fro tehm. But yu duz unnerstand that mama will prolly stay wif yu efter the kitts haz gonet o their homez. Suun yu will be leezacanhaz4kittehs! Then Gummi will haz partner in fending off Weezy nd Thelma. Ifn they don’t haz connipshun fitz. Then just pass out the nip.
iz possibul tew dat teh mamma maybee remebbrs whut lief iz liek inna howse naow, aifink dat u do de bess ting fur awl uv dose kyootee kittehs!
noooooo…. I can’t add a 4th kitteh to this howse!
itz just not big enuf! Alreddy too much drama with 3!
-confesshun- I has a small regret for taking Gummi in… I know it’s too late to change my mind, but I can has peece in teh howse ever again?
Ifinkso Flower mite be too pisst to want to stay; wot wif me forcing her to stay in one room for 2 weeks when she’s always lived owtside?
How many kittehs do u have BiB?
u r nawt crazee, u r a beryberybery gud purrson fer dewin dis fer doze lil baybees. ahm nawt 2 sure bout lettin de momcat go owt butt ai hoap she woan leaf her baybees fer lawng.
I wud keeping deh mom cat in untill I kud git her 2 deh v-e-t and having hur spayinged. She may well b wanting owt to finding a nuu boifren!!!! (I hadding a momcat owt luking fur deh boiz only 2 weekz after gibbing birth!!!
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