I starving artist
I starving artist i can has cheezburger?
can i haz wun 2? i starvin artist awlso.
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yes-anyting u wantz
an i’ll frame ur pictures n display them at teh hawtest cawfee-shop!
anyting fur U, lil hongry art-cat.
Cud ai intrist you in a toklit martooni to sillybrayte yous furvest-from-lastest?
o plz! i haz a reel-life happi, 2!
my momcat n dadcat r coming over n i haven’t seen them since June- they have been in canada, michigan, and new york!
hooray! i feel tipsy- thanks, Dave of my favorite Dr. tinycat!
Conga ratz KJ!
*luks at kitteh agin*
Oh noes! Ai iz nawt gonna maek it.
*SPLORT*
Oh Noes! I iz knew here and Iz not no-ing where eberyting iz! I seen the CCC elebenty timez but I donut noes where it comez frum. Yoo Hoo! CCC!! Well, Iz due mah bestest.
*scoopity scoopity scoopity*
*sqwish sqwish sqwish*
hey, wut’s this shiney ting here? itz pretty
Oh Noes! Sorry
Luckily I alwayz has ducky tapes wit me
*tapey tapey tapey*
And looky! Iz alsew haz chocklit kissez in my pockit!
sorry theyz kinda melty
I haz no floofy blankie but I iz menopawzal so Iz really warm rite now, Iz hold yew on my lap and keep u warm
I hope sumwun whoz noes bout theze tings shoes up soon!
beautiful resQ, Chryifiwant2! *wondering if hawt flashes will B useful in lowering heeting bill this winter…hmmm..*
{{{{kayjoy}}}} nawt tu kouwnt awn da hawt flasheez fur yur wintur warmz. Maibe yu getz lukeez but ai dint. And dr. tinygyn promist!
Huh. Here I wz making planz to rent out meow-paws-al Cheezladeez az winter bedrum warmers so peeps culd sayve on tehir heating bills. I fout I’d mayke a bundle and sabe teh environment at tehh sayme time.
Oh Chryifiwant2! dat b a wundermouse splort recubbery!!
I branged deh CCC, but I don’t b thinking Goosy b needing
ennefing else!! Wii due haz sum nice refreshing tee.
U kin haz it hot or iect….I likez deh iec tee m’sef…. wif lotza shuger.
I gev u eecha nice floofee Cheezpeepz Map blankee fur later.
*sits wif Chryifiwant2 and goosey sipping deh tee.
Ai iz fresh frum teh training slide show. Yu did just fyne, aifinkso, n shud be proud yu responded when no wun else herd teh splort.
Lessee, we just add a CHRG heer fur egstra protekshuns, n get a floofy Cheezpeeps map blankkit frum teh Ty Boo Teek.
Sit still n recober, Goosey, n ai’ll get yu sum hawt chokklit tu help rebuild teh brayn.
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Welkommings, Chryifiwant2!
OOO Kayjoy, yu has a solo nawt sekkund; conga rats! hao would yu liek to sillybrate?
Wow, yu duz! Conga rats!
*dans dans dans wif teh conga rats*
let’s drink n dans- everybody welcome!
Wii kan put som at cat-fee shop tu. Fur tihs kittoon, ENNYFING.
Ai kan draw yu a cheezburger…
gibs cheezburgr. Por Kitteh.
U can has anifing u want.
Dat’s wut Ai gets fur nawt reedin da comments befur Ai posted.
we agreez this lil iz worth anyfing, dear hissy!
lil artist-i means
yu means lol artist?
Yesh you can has cheezburger. Sellz me yer arts first.
YESH! An yu can as teh schmoos, an hugz, an scrithes, an cuddlez, an, an … O … SPLORT!!!!
Ai comming, AfriCat! Why yu splorted? *luks at pikshur* Oh nooooes! Must nawt splort, must sayve AfriCat… Noo, tu cyoot!
SPLORT
I’z comin!!! cute crash cart!!!!
Doant moove to much nao.
oh noes !
exotic n creativ brane cells r all over!
sweepity-up with sable haired brush,
bak into craneeum-sloop,
CHRG with paintings by Da Vinci, snap into place..
feel beddar now?
Oooo lokit alla purrty colors!!! Ow, mai hed hurts!
Whu iz ai again? PrysmaCat, ur sumfing? Ai awl confuzzled… ai feel lyk mai mind be awl ober teh plase.
Luckily, i separated teh branes B4 i got them 2 Africat n prysma ( Igor helped..)
Now fur hawt chawklit n fuzzeh blankies fur both
beddar now?
Fank yu… ai haz teh oddest imaj in mai hed uv cyoot orinj defnitlee-nawt-poisin fluffiness wif teeny eers n teeny paws n teeny nose n… n… no, must nawt fink uv taht!
Aah! yesh, fank yu berry mush! sipp sipp onna hawt chawklit … mmmmm! dats gud. … wait, wut wassat abowt Igor…
I give you 2 cheexburger for picture?
*z
um, kitteh…
i gibs u 3 cheezburgerz 4 ur art.
frow in 1 liddel kitteh-smoo, an i gibs u 4 cheezburgerz.
no moar starvin!! soon u luuks likes MAH kittehs!!
Its so cute it can get away with anything it wants, and the sad part is, it knows it can…
CUTE
Squeeeeee!
Teh next Meownet!
Or picato, catisse,
Catsat…
We can has fancee schmanncee art show?
An we will surve cheezburger canapes, an nip wine!
Fink dat kitteh am a Nompressionist.
FTW!!!!!
an lookit !…..ai iz ‘preshunist, awl fuzzy-liek ….
ai iz aartist , ai iz teh art !
Iz teh preformins art?
That bebbeh kitteh (lyk any bebbeh kitteh, ai spose) iz a wurk uv art just bai eksisting.
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Luks a lot lyk mai fluffy Angel-girl must’ve luked when she waz a bebbeh, akshully. Wish ai’d seen her at taht age.
“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.” Leonardo da Vinci
Smart hoomin dat, aifinkso.
Mai faborite quote abowt kittehs iz : “Cats are little people in fur coats.” (dunno hoo saidit dough)
gawd… whut a kyoot littlol kitteh… *hols on tait 2 mai fchrg wib da anteh kittehslport mirror debices*
HOYL CRAP!
HAI SIOBHAN!
hai alex… a bit laet… sorreh ^^
Ai probly shudn doo dis buuuut: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com“>see more crazy cat pics
aaarrrggg!!! plz tu ignoar abuv linkee.
http://www.images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/3/128675323945493296.jpg” alt=”The Four Stages of Kitten Sleepitude” /
tryin agin
Ooof! OK,mai give up! plz tu goe tu “Upcoming” page an see =”The Four Stages of Kitten Sleepitude”
bee warned : SEVERE SPLORT RISK!!!
Ai is at stage free anna half maiself – nite awl.
I is waitin’ fer de openin of Kitteh’s beeg sho at de Metra-pawlitan Mazeeum of Ert.
*gives kitteh pre-ten-shus fronch arteest beret-hat*
*gives kitteh set of char coals*
*gives kitteh elebenty burgers and my heart*
Oh hai, mai cheezee frenz!! Mai gud fren Judson haz mading a wundermous sliding show adn iz allowing mii tew posting it on mine blog!! justklikking on mai bloo name. U kin finding it dere on deh top uv deh page at teh linkee labulled Judson’s Splort Repair. It b sew big I had to splitting it in2 tew parts, derhe beez a link at deh bottom uv page wun to taking u 2 paige 2.
oar u kin using dese linkeez.
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/judsons-splort-repair/
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/judsons-splort-repair/judsons-splort-repair-part-2/
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Fank yew Judson!!
Otay, absololumatlee full uv awsum and win!
It are very helpfoo
Judson Judson Judson!!! C’est fantasticatique!!!11!
OMCC OMCC OMCC! teh FCHRG issa fishully “Qualified Success”!!!
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fankies Judson @@@@@
wat a riot, ai luv it! gud jawb!!!
Oh don’t be fankin me pleese *makes circles inna dirt wiff toe of sneaker.*
I just wasted time wiff somma muh wyfes critters (the kittehs had ZERO interest in cooperatin) and a camera, when I cooda been playin in Cheezland. The hard werk wus all done by Cweenmj who tooked muh mess and made it useful an available. As we all noes, Cweenmj is full of win and awsum! I fnk the FCHRG needs to be ducky taped on to become an unqulified success but when I did that Miel Honig began to look like a pitifull Bob Cratchet so we din’t include that slide. Sawy.
Too Kewl, judson, fankies fr creating it. Teh silbery chrg that stops teh voyses mite be bery usage-filled fr menny cheezpeeps, nd shuldz be abailable in teh ty-book, aifinkso.
I finkso meebee NativeCa66/Shurelee66 kud using wun.
I fink yu b rite, cween. Where r yu today?
wii b in OKC fur a monf.
wudu yu meen bai dat?? r yu insinunatin dat wee bee craaaazeee?
MAK TEH VOICEES STAWP!!!
Aw, judson, u beez tu modest by haf. u did deh pre produck shun adn deh graphicz adn photog raffee adn deh cawstuuming, adn catering tew teh whimz uv deh modelz…….Awl i did wuz moove deh 1z and 0z around.
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I say, a toast to judson.
*passes chokklit martooneez rownd to awl.
*kllinkee glasses
Tew judson!! Cheez!!
Fanx, I’ll gleefully take credit fer anyting iffin it erns me some Martoonies!
Wut we had here was the classic struggle between, as Mark Twain sed, “honest arrogance and hypocritical humility”
I finks you winned teh innernets todai!
Judson’s Splort Repair = WIN!!!!
The cheezburger is BIGGER than the kitteh!
I feelz ur strvation, ketteh. I r strving arteest too.
Aaaww, yu can has cheezburger too Meowzie-chan.
O uv koars u kan ha chee…wayt a miniy! U noe am starving r-tisz!! U soldid faiv kreyawn drawingz an a markur dewdul jest lazt week!!
u lil sweetie pye, u can haz cheezburger an friez an a cullerin buk an de keys 2 de car an aneefing elze u wan!
De keys to de car????? Do mai eyez desieve me? Ai cannawt bleev u wud give teh keys to de car to dis kitteh! Is toadally irresponsibul! Litrlly BILLYUNS of kittehs is killed EBERY DARN DAY by dis sort ob laxness.
Dis kitteh is clrly too yung to drive. Mai fren Tibbles here will gib him a lift to wehreber he wants to go.
Ooh, Martoonie – did yu drawp tis troll mask?
drawp de troll mask & cum owt wif ur lols upp!
Ai’m trolly sorry.
onwee if you sings da cheezburger song fors it!
*snert*
oops, dis snert wuz spose 2 bee unner martoonies comint
a snert a day keeps duh doctor away.
laff an de whirrld laffs wif u, snert an u snert alown.
Eye tink artsee kitteh wood radder hav organik blak been n tofoo burger, dunt u?
such a teeny baby. i could just pick him up and put him in my pocket.
Iz tuday teh tru annimaversary of lcb’s birf? Sinse I wuznnt able to party-cipi-tate in teh race, I presents her presents nao.
*hands lcb a box wrapt in shiney silber payaper wif shiney goldy ribbons. lcb extenz claws an rips open teh payper, saving the shiny ribbons fr playtime. She pulls out a set ov shiney new lockpicks, wif a electronimakle setting for opening newfangled electronimakle lokks. A dozen pumpermickle bagels, to go wif teh lox. ND the hoomorist of teh yeer award. A not so shiney stachoo, so she won’t haz to steal it frum herseff.
What a SWEET liddul PRESHUSS!
…and den trixie brokt da red cwayon!!
Bebbeh kitteh: yuu can haz teh muune iyf yuu wunt iyt;
(Ai’ll jes hasta climbez up tehre adn geddit foar yuu!!!
Ohhh, adn heer iys a goggie-sizeded dysh ov guushyfuud foar yuu!!!)
ICHC FOOR PRESIDENT! FOOR MOAR CHEEZBURGER!