Comments on: Ur nose

By: spinax

spinax — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:19:34 +0000

omg thats not funneh the leopard(or cheeta)is clawin hiz face!dat cud rly hurt…

By: CrazyCatOnNewYorkTimez!

CrazyCatOnNewYorkTimez! — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:38:22 +0000

dat luuks lik it huwts… oh well! at weast it isn’t mwe! ~victory dance~

By: opiejeanne

opiejeanne — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:30:40 +0000

Of Mice and Men too.

By: Sohei Fox

Sohei Fox — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:14:38 +0000

In case anyone cares, that’s how the large cats usually kill humans. One paw rips the face pretty much clean off (thus blinding and ending any escape chances) while the other rips the throat open.

By: DiGi-C

DiGi-C — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:16:39 +0000

Face Removal in 3,2….

By: keycet

keycet — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:33:59 +0000

hays okah joost newded gnu derectuons ond teh pow puurviidead thesis..

By: mouse

mouse — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:06:09 +0000

All kidding aside, is this dude ok? Great lol but I worry.

By: Icelegs

Icelegs — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:06:37 +0000

Hooman Want Nose Back

i no want dat hapning 2 mee
dis wot i wood luk like

By: Shizuko

Shizuko — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:54:06 +0000

i fink da kitteh iz tryiiing 2 plai “guess who”.but doin’ it rong!

By: Jason

Jason — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:13:13 +0000

That is pretty crazy! Poor guy!

By: Tabitha Twitchit

Tabitha Twitchit — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:14:15 +0000

Ma lepht arm is akshully strongur than ma rite, ‘cuz the lepht one holds up the v’la…

By: Tabitha Twitchit

Tabitha Twitchit — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:12:01 +0000

‘cuz therez a st… sterry… you know a bad persepshun of viola playerz as FAILed violinists. So we getz portayd as stoopid & inkompitent… Oh well. We jus’ maik fun of teh kondukter.

By: Tabitha Twitchit

Tabitha Twitchit — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:10:01 +0000

Not mii spesifikly, but iz ma namesaek, yes

By: AliCat

AliCat — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:41:55 +0000

Dis be mai favrit LOL. Alweyz.

By: junocat08

junocat08 — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:30:35 +0000

LOLpard paw allwaiz gud fur da sneezies

By: junocat08

junocat08 — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:26:01 +0000

lolburgers!!!

By: Darryl

Darryl — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:12:39 +0000

Do not mess with the big cats.
http://www.culturallycool.com/

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:28:08 +0000

EEP! sry audra!

By: judson

judson — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:25:57 +0000

how come der are so many rood jokes about the viola? I unnerstand rood jokes about banjos, I has no trubbah wiff rood jokes about drummers, I can even see why there are rood jokes about trombonists, but why does the viola take such a beatin?

By: judson

judson — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:21:06 +0000

Lolyerkitteh, yer confusing me. We wuz enjoyin de seizing, although I din’t know she wuz de sister so Ai’l quit. But as fer whupping the weazles, iffen they can’t afford to loose, they should learn how to play or sit out why one ob yer clients tried to bluff me five hands inna row and allah time he wuz tryin he wuz laffin lyke W, ‘Hehhehheh’, and winkin at his rabid frenz

By: wonkydonkydotnet

wonkydonkydotnet — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 06:27:34 +0000

+++ Diz laydee in Spayn, shee haz BIIIG Lolfren, to.
he no eet hoominz’ or noze, neether
(aye wunner if he eet cheezbrgr, tho…?)

ennjoyz! :
http://pets.webshots.com/album/550978504KKGGPU

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:40:54 +0000

*LOL Big cats*
Youse is makin me tummy hurtz wid stuff like Oce:

I do not wish to see the sequel: “Ur jugular – I has it” and oopsy….really does haz nose….sorry….

But seryouslies….lookz like da leopard gots carried aways der…I’m tinkin is bad idea to play “Youz be da hungry big catz: I be da prey….”

By: wonkydonkydotnet

wonkydonkydotnet — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:23:10 +0000

troo.

innarwebs exploder + windoze bites heiney al da tiem.

dat wy hoominz luurvs da lepperd.

ebben wen da lepperd frenz gifs ta lurv bites, he no Eet hoominz

-liek deez kittehs:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/11/sry-i-skare-u/
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/09/funny-pictures-oh-hai-tummy-rub-plz/

k, mebbeh nawt dis wan, he skaree: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/12/funny-pictures-i-eets-yoo-last/

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 04:09:42 +0000

fanks lc!
I luvs teh wafflols.
Just budder and sirupps, fanks!
*ponders*
Do u has budder pe-cawn sirups by any chance??

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 04:03:36 +0000

ohai, leeza-b. hau r yu? r ur waflols gud?duz yu want budr n syrup, tu?

hau bout sparkling red grapee juce tu drink? ai haz cristl klinkee glasses tu drink frum

*hands leeza a pretty cristl klinkee glass uv red grape juce*

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:50:09 +0000

*luks arownd*
*only 106 commints*
Dis a safe place to play 2!!

Elder berries
Frangelicoes
Gran Marnyays

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:45:49 +0000

o, ok…here, haz dis plait uv delishis waflols wif enny toppin u can eemagine

dere r
Apples
Blakberry
Choklit
Dubl choklit
E…

By: eins

eins — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:36:26 +0000

Kittiehs has oppisobitiable thumbz nao??? O deer!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:35:25 +0000

ohai! sumtimes takes more tahn a fyoo minits for peeps to see yor messijes an reply. speshully on a caturday. gots to be pashent an hang around for a wile!! sorry we missded yoo!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:33:24 +0000

operatin sistim not bites yor noze of, tho, ifinkso. less its interwebs exploder.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:24:26 +0000

Doan worrie, Dr. Tinycat iz awn call.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:57:46 +0000

dallas is where those who’ve come from the NE move to. Dallas consideres itself to be where the East ends. Fort Worth is considered to be where the west begins. These two statements leave the mid-cities…….what, a no-mans land?
.
oh, and I’m onnda map…again.

By: ruledbyfantima

ruledbyfantima — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:50:04 +0000

Gotcha! Iz Dallas hoggin teh stage confuzled me. Fanks!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:49:00 +0000

I b fine. Mizz Kafleen wuz on deh “okz all fixt” lol eerlier, but I mist her. I wuz werking on deh map. I haz sumfing fur her, tu.

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:43:01 +0000

ohai ur majistee…hau art thou tis fine eeb?

haz inneebuddee seed teh dawnkee dis eebin?? ai has wafllez four hur…

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:52:41 +0000

Yikes. That’s a trip to the emergency room.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:02:48 +0000

ohai, Tabitha, did ai se yu in stroy baot Beatrix Potter?

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:25:45 +0000

I-20, I-35 E&W, I-30 starts here and goes east, I-45 starts here and goes south, just find TX and those interstates will direct ya to the D/FW area. which stands for Dallas/Fort Worth.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:01:13 +0000

Looney Tunes ref – An abominable WIN!

By: salleh

salleh — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:56:46 +0000

yu gotz tu be moar pashunt !!!…. cheez ppepz ar eezili diztrk….ooooooohhhhhh shiny !!!

By: salleh

salleh — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:54:55 +0000

an ai wil loves himz an skweezes himz an cawlz him Gorge!!!

By: salleh

salleh — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:52:28 +0000

oh Hai ruledbyfantima…….Fort Wurf iz rite smak dab in teh middul ov Texus, dat reel big state abowt 1/2 way betweenz teh pasifik oshun an teh Lantik Oshun….an awl teh wayz at teh bottum ov teh cowntri…..dat iz ina sowff direkchun.
.
an ai hopes dat iz wat yur tawlkin abowt…..

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:37:47 +0000

*Find uh jawb…

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:37:03 +0000

“Find uj jawb yew liek and neber wurk agin.”

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:34:57 +0000

::lifts arm::
*sniff sniff*
Wutz wrong wit mai smell? Iz punjint?
*Do ai oh-fend?*

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:32:56 +0000

Wuldn’t dat mean dat dey DO still need uz 4 teh gushifudz oar iz dat tuff stringy fleshifudz?

By: thepoliticalcat

thepoliticalcat — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:36:50 +0000

That’s got to be one tough job to, um, hold down. The hoomin, I mean, not the leopard.

By: wek wek

wek wek — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:21:47 +0000

hurty

By: ruledbyfantima

ruledbyfantima — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:34:44 +0000

Dan, u’z not onda map. Ware’s Fort Wurf ennyway? mai geergraffikle ignurinse, let me show you it.

By: kingdavid

kingdavid — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:09:25 +0000

lewk , i has yer eye too
o noes now u is blind!
lolz