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conga rats.. I almost had nawt second .. u of fishaly WIN!
akshully wii has a Ty! conga rats tu yu tu audra27!
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hao shud wii sillybrate?
Az I be knew to dis, I be gener… ginr… givin adn let u d-side!
o, well it muss be thyme fur a twip tu teh Ty Booteek, aifinkso.
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btw, yur lolspeak is eggsalad – has bin lurking fur lawng?
nawt bery long at awl, ony a few weaks. mus be gud at langidges!
pleh! mai hoomin sez ai canut play anee moar todai
BOO! HISS!
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sommedy plz to be showee audra27 arownd Cheezland adn takee him tu teh Ty Booteek? fankies
I culd use direshuns to Ty Booteek.. but mus tell u I not be a him!
Oh hai audra!!
Kum, I taking u 2 deh Ty-boooteek. it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
*Handz audra a lubberlee silk skarf wif gamboling kittez on it.*
Ober here hdere bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh newest in deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. Deze b deh kewtest liddel kitteh wind chimez.
*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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Dere awlso b a nice relaxing lounge.
*Gitz chokklit martoonez fer ebbreewun.*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
O hai yur majestee! Fanks fur pootin mee awn teh cheezmap in 2 plaices. Ai tole mai mom-cat aboot it an she wus berry impressded!!
u bery welkum. And telling ur mom-cat she b welkum tu kum adn play heer enneetime.
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I b hoping wii kin gitting moar peepz in Africa on deh map.
*Lukz owt deh monitor at awl deh cheezpeepz
*owt dere
If u not on deh Cheezpeepz map yet u needz 2 sending mii deh eayo at cweenmj@gmail.com Awl I needing b ur ICHC name and lokashun.
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deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
Oh mai, the Ty Booteek is eben betah dan I thot! Thx for teh gied adn da luberlee skarf!
*Tys round neck, cheks mirer* bootiful!
altoh, must confez, I no what CHRG stanz fer, but not (wdoi).. cud not find dat in lolwiki!
It b Wif Drawingz On It. Deh CHRGz luk so much prittier wen dey b dekkerated. Usullee deh drawingz b liddul aneemulz like kitteh faisez, or eloofantz.
Chikken Hed Rubber Gluvves (wif drawyngs awn iyt)
Chokklit martoonez ~ teh win! *non nom daintee slurp*
EEP! sry audra!
Ohai, audra! Wellkomings! Iz wunnerful peeps heer! N sillehness, tehre be lawts uv taht. N chokklit. N hugseseses. Ai haz menshuned sillehness? N cheezpeeps map blankkits. Have lawts uv funs!
Ack,darn weasels! *runruns back tu offis tu keep weasels frum reckin awl teh wurk taht did get dun tuday…*
*handz pk a whip 2 keeping deh weezilz in line.
* and a chokklit martoonee fur refreshmentz
Madam, ai purrrtest!!!
On behahf ov mai clients Teh Rabid Weasels No-insult Leeg, ai heerbai enjoin yu tu seize an deesister frum enkorijin aneebunny tu “whip” anee weezilz in teh past, presont or teh future.
Yurs faiffully
Lolyerkitteh, Esq., QC, SC, etc. folderol an lah dee dah.
ov teh Furm Scritchem, Gougem an Nomdem, Kattorneys at Lol
Deer LolyerKitteh,
I wud neber insult deh Legz uv deh weezlolz. Plz tu b ashurred dat teh whip b a
Weezlol Halping and Inkurrijing Product.
Sinseerlee,
mj
Psst, Lolyerkitteh… uh, about yur fee… cn we paying yu in leftober polly tishuns frum teh feest we had after taht debayt?
Or we cud nom sumwun fur yu, or sumfing.
Iz hard tu maek monies when yu cannawt consentrayte awn fings fur… ooh, dots!
Lolyerkitteh, yer confusing me. We wuz enjoyin de seizing, although I din’t know she wuz de sister so Ai’l quit. But as fer whupping the weazles, iffen they can’t afford to loose, they should learn how to play or sit out why one ob yer clients tried to bluff me five hands inna row and allah time he wuz tryin he wuz laffin lyke W, ‘Hehhehheh’, and winkin at his rabid frenz
Mebbe I giv bak – If u giv me NOMS
youse tied, sew….off to da ty-bouteque wit ya…
Dan, u’z not onda map. Ware’s Fort Wurf ennyway? mai geergraffikle ignurinse, let me show you it.
oh Hai ruledbyfantima…….Fort Wurf iz rite smak dab in teh middul ov Texus, dat reel big state abowt 1/2 way betweenz teh pasifik oshun an teh Lantik Oshun….an awl teh wayz at teh bottum ov teh cowntri…..dat iz ina sowff direkchun.
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an ai hopes dat iz wat yur tawlkin abowt…..
I-20, I-35 E&W, I-30 starts here and goes east, I-45 starts here and goes south, just find TX and those interstates will direct ya to the D/FW area. which stands for Dallas/Fort Worth.
Gotcha! Iz Dallas hoggin teh stage confuzled me. Fanks!
dallas is where those who’ve come from the NE move to. Dallas consideres itself to be where the East ends. Fort Worth is considered to be where the west begins. These two statements leave the mid-cities…….what, a no-mans land?
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oh, and I’m onnda map…again.
Ouch!
Yez… I think that fella do be in a rather Prickly sich… sit… sit-chew-ai-shun ther.
ohai, Tabitha, did ai se yu in stroy baot Beatrix Potter?
Not mii spesifikly, but iz ma namesaek, yes
GAH!!
His hand haz a bleed
OWWIE!!
I do not wish to see the sequel: “Ur jugular – I has it”
Wouldn’t that be Sweeny Todd…?
Blargh! Post in wrong place. FAIL
Wait. What?? I are confoozid. Show’d up at bottom of paig. Nao iz wher iz spost tew be. I ar rathur lost.
don’t ya just lurve how word press helps ya look stooopid.
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I for one do not need the assistance, I do it quite well all by myself, thankyewverramuch.
Heehee, me needur. I eevun plai da viola… (if u’z a moozishun, u unnerstand)
dat mean ya gotta strong arms
Ma lepht arm is akshully strongur than ma rite, ‘cuz the lepht one holds up the v’la…
how come der are so many rood jokes about the viola? I unnerstand rood jokes about banjos, I has no trubbah wiff rood jokes about drummers, I can even see why there are rood jokes about trombonists, but why does the viola take such a beatin?
‘cuz therez a st… sterry… you know a bad persepshun of viola playerz as FAILed violinists. So we getz portayd as stoopid & inkompitent… Oh well. We jus’ maik fun of teh kondukter.
Aifinksew mehbeh. *fayntz*
Leopard haz thumb? Uh-oh…
Dey kin opun dere own canz uf gushifudz???
O, wee in trubble naow!!!
U meen cuz dey noe needz uz nao 4 teh gushifudz, sew dey kin jus eetz uz awl?
Zigackly!!!
Wuldn’t dat mean dat dey DO still need uz 4 teh gushifudz oar iz dat tuff stringy fleshifudz?
da oddur hyoomin slaves say dat dere is problem wit you smell, lessee if dis fix.
Seemz he musta mist da ‘lebrity buz erlier
An BLOW taht nosie!
::lifts arm::
*sniff sniff*
Wutz wrong wit mai smell? Iz punjint?
*Do ai oh-fend?*
Whaddya meen, leggo? Ai lubs yoo!!!
Piggeh-bak ryde–ur doin it owchie!!!
Why u complainz hooman? a plastik sturgeon wud be chargin u beeg buks fer dis!
I lub u soo much fud!!1
Teh hoomin has teh mark ov teh kitteh-slave awn hims hand!
Yer nose –
*examines paw contents*
I really duz haz it. Oops. Sorry bout dat.
FTW…..verry well done.
I muss uze my nawt-sekund post to point dis owt; Dat man haz blud on his hands. Dis revenj attak?
Luckily now can has fase transplanx.
u were bout to sneeze
i helped!
LOLpard paw allwaiz gud fur da sneezies
Kitteh: “Guess who?”
Hooman: “Ummm . . . big kitteh.”
Kitteh: “Awww. How u knowed?”
Heh. Berry big kitteh. Hooman iz lukky teh kitteh didn drop awn him frum a tree! Teh leopardeekats laik tu doo dat. jus eemajin dis boi landin awn yur hed…
Cos yur paws smell ob Big Kitteh Treets!
In Soviet Russia, the jaguar drives you!
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lolburgers!!!
Iz tihs jaglol owr lolpard? Teh lolpard no haz retraktablol pointie enz…
Weeell, heer is teh lolpard:
cybercapetown.com/Kapama/images/classic-leopards.jpg
an heer is teh jaglol:
http://www.natureartinternational.com/budicin/sbjaguars.jpg
aarg! tryin agin, lolpard: http://www.cybercapetown.com/Kapama/images/classic-leopards.jpg
Yu be finking uv cheetah, aifinkso… teh pointy enz nawt reetrakt awltehway so kitteh wif berry much kwikness cn has trakshun.
Apl new opratin syssim rly gits unner ur skin afer awile.
it jes don leggo.
lepperd, ah luuurvs u sew match!
finks ah gunna cri.
-Iz ok hoomin, no cri; lepperd lurvs u2. her: hugz! -Nao blo ur noze. Ub k. Chok bak de teers, sily.
operatin sistim not bites yor noze of, tho, ifinkso. less its interwebs exploder.
troo.
innarwebs exploder + windoze bites heiney al da tiem.
dat wy hoominz luurvs da lepperd.
ebben wen da lepperd frenz gifs ta lurv bites, he no Eet hoominz
-liek deez kittehs:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/11/sry-i-skare-u/
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/09/funny-pictures-oh-hai-tummy-rub-plz/
k, mebbeh nawt dis wan, he skaree: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/12/funny-pictures-i-eets-yoo-last/
RLLY BYG KITTEH sez: tihs mai hyuoomin: Ai luuuuuuuves hims!!!!!
an ai wil loves himz an skweezes himz an cawlz him Gorge!!!
Looney Tunes ref – An abominable WIN!
Of Mice and Men too.
Gawt yr noez. Ur doin it rong. Paynfulee sew.
LOLpard gonna get yu! And yur gonna lurveit!
HA! I just sended a emayo spammer an anser in LOLspeek!!! Dat b fun. I will haz 2 dueing dat moar offin.
so manee of us doo tat nowdayz, iz funn!
yew dint buy inny *enhancin stuffs*?
LOL — no, i turninged down a job offer in Koahla Lampur. :snerk: Like i b wanting tu werk fur a living!!
yew haz yer handful heppin allus cheezpeeps!!!
But it not b werk. I duz it owtta luv uv deh Cheezee peepz.
YAY fur teh cheezpeep heppin Cween!!
ai wud stay n tawk but am goin tew teh mobies wif mai sis
ai will czech in layter!!! {{{{cweenie}}}}
Schmoooz toooo yooooooz!
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ohai ur majistee…hau art thou tis fine eeb?
haz inneebuddee seed teh dawnkee dis eebin?? ai has wafllez four hur…
I b fine. Mizz Kafleen wuz on deh “okz all fixt” lol eerlier, but I mist her. I wuz werking on deh map. I haz sumfing fur her, tu.
o, ok…here, haz dis plait uv delishis waflols wif enny toppin u can eemagine
dere r
Apples
Blakberry
Choklit
Dubl choklit
E…
*luks arownd*
*only 106 commints*
Dis a safe place to play 2!!
Elder berries
Frangelicoes
Gran Marnyays
ohai, leeza-b. hau r yu? r ur waflols gud?duz yu want budr n syrup, tu?
hau bout sparkling red grapee juce tu drink? ai haz cristl klinkee glasses tu drink frum
*hands leeza a pretty cristl klinkee glass uv red grape juce*
fanks lc!
I luvs teh wafflols.
Just budder and sirupps, fanks!
*ponders*
Do u has budder pe-cawn sirups by any chance??
Den u b teh kul, but teh cheezpeepz b teh kul ennywai!
An cheezeepeepz luv yu fur it. {{{cweenmj}}}
“Find uj jawb yew liek and neber wurk agin.”
*Find uh jawb…
Hey guys! WAZZAP? hallo?
ohai! sumtimes takes more tahn a fyoo minits for peeps to see yor messijes an reply. speshully on a caturday. gots to be pashent an hang around for a wile!! sorry we missded yoo!!
lolcats roxs mai soxes!
iz lik nobodee heer?
k byee
yu gotz tu be moar pashunt !!!…. cheez ppepz ar eezili diztrk….ooooooohhhhhh shiny !!!
that kat luvs hiz keepr SO much! he’z just playin!
Did any1 else notyce that teh hooman has a scratchy on himz hand?
Big kitteh plais too hard!
I can just imagine what would happen in it’s claws were out during that moment. XD Bye bye face.
Gotcher nose!
lewk , i has yer eye too
o noes now u is blind!
lolz
hurty
That’s got to be one tough job to, um, hold down. The hoomin, I mean, not the leopard.
Yikes. That’s a trip to the emergency room.
Doan worrie, Dr. Tinycat iz awn call.
Kittiehs has oppisobitiable thumbz nao??? O deer!
*LOL Big cats*
Youse is makin me tummy hurtz wid stuff like Oce:
I do not wish to see the sequel: “Ur jugular – I has it” and oopsy….really does haz nose….sorry….
But seryouslies….lookz like da leopard gots carried aways der…I’m tinkin is bad idea to play “Youz be da hungry big catz: I be da prey….”
+++ Diz laydee in Spayn, shee haz BIIIG Lolfren, to.
he no eet hoominz’ or noze, neether
(aye wunner if he eet cheezbrgr, tho…?)
ennjoyz!
:
http://pets.webshots.com/album/550978504KKGGPU
Do not mess with the big cats.
http://www.culturallycool.com/
Dis be mai favrit LOL. Alweyz.
That is pretty crazy! Poor guy!
i fink da kitteh iz tryiiing 2 plai “guess who”.but doin’ it rong!
Hooman Want Nose Back
i no want dat hapning 2 mee
dis wot i wood luk like
:O
All kidding aside, is this dude ok? Great lol but I worry.
hays okah joost newded gnu derectuons ond teh pow puurviidead thesis..
Face Removal in 3,2….
In case anyone cares, that’s how the large cats usually kill humans. One paw rips the face pretty much clean off (thus blinding and ending any escape chances) while the other rips the throat open.
dat luuks lik it huwts… oh well! at weast it isn’t mwe! ~victory dance~