OK’z all fixed, I billz you later, K?
OK’z all fixed, I billz you later, K? (Stoopid hooman, fogotz to plug in… )
kittehs gud at pluggin fings in.
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diz wher ‘posabul fumz wood com in handi
Conga Rats, Salleh, fer yer nawt sekund! We duz dans fer u nao, and haz tasteh bev… bevir… drinks in yer honor!
Ohai, Salleh, ai rite yu emayo. se if it wurked dis tiem?
oh Hai ladymonde…..ai blushes tu say, ai duzzunt noes yur odder naem ? ai am ’summin dat yu ar part ov teh yahoo groop rite ????
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an ai’ll goes an checks mi emeowz suun…
Conga Ratz Salleh!!! Wii hab danses and drinkeez??? Wut u liking?
Oh. Hao ’bout Teh Wheels Awn Teh Bus song? Iz uh faborite ob LeapFrog toyz (In Emryville).
Srsly, u had tew suggest DAT song??? Nao I haz it stuck in mai hed awl nite!
earworm
♪Deh wheelz onna bus awl fallz off,
♪Awl fallz off.
♪Awl fallz off.
♪Deh wheelz onna bus awl fallz off,
♪Adn rolling down a hill.
EARWURM!
*git it owt! git it owt!*
AAAAAAGGGGHHHH!
But, u askinged fur it.
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♪Deh peepz inna bus awl wavez ‘Hai”,
♪Awl wavez ‘Hai”.
♪Awl wavez ‘Hai”.
♪Deh peepz inna bus awl wavez ‘Hai”,
♪Adn smiloling down at u.
Dis song iz akshully wun ob teh songz in hour awn hold musik at wurk.
Mai immunities. Let meh show them tu yew.
NC66, where du u wurk? ai thot teh hold musik where ai wurk was bad wif It’s a Small wurld and Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, but u win.
Ai wurk fur a logistic provider wut delibers LeapFrog toyz.
*hmmm…It’s a Small Wurld and Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah*
Wii might deliber fur yor wurk too MKUltra.
well, fur peeps wat wurk fur teh saem corporate rodent as mii, enneewai. maibe wun of these kittehs cud do “tek support” fur dat maus.
that ain’t funny. I had it happen to a Morris Mini. In rush-hour traffic no less.
Dan, r u still heer? U alwaiz haev teh wildest adventurz. Skwerlz on motorcycles, bear costumz, tireless Miniz. U cud rite a gud book.
*shrugs*
nawt to menshun ur manlee self-effacment
oohhh, a selb-effacing man!
*swoon*
iff I could shrug with a brougue I would.
it’s a gud fing u can’t – dat wud be 2 mush an we wud awl swoon.
u got DAT rite.
kafleen – did yoo see teh link awn teh previous pikchoor?? Yoo can see teh fleurz ai got awn mai frunt porch – an awlso part ov teh yard.
oooooh,,,i go look
ohhhhh. lovelee!
glad to see yu janet, and donkeh! how r things wif yu?
Hai whiskers
{{{{{{{whiskers}}}}} 88888888888 – that wuz Barney. He iz an ornage stripee kitteh luking much laik teh wun yoo gibbed to mee – wixh iz rite behine me.
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An whiskers – did yoo see?? Oh happe happee day! Melissa iz bak!!!
Doan’t mind mii. I’m jsut sittin heer waiting fur Kafleen tu kum bak.
Ack! Hiz Hiness Loki sayz iz tiem fur me tu be in bed so him cn kum steel teh bed n awl teh blankkits. (Also, him needs hims azma meds, aifinkso, him iz duin taht exhale-push ai nawt lyk.) G’nyte, awl!
{{{cheezfrens}}}
*sitz down besyde cweenmj*
Wots gonna happen wehn kaleen coms bak???
G’nite!! {{PK}}}
G’nite, prysma-kitteh
Sleep tite.
yase, ai saw, but ai has to go to beds nao, cause ai has a papper to doo tomorro. hugs to all of yu!!
Adn den wut? Ai has a nosee.
D’yoo think she’s still coming bak??? She’s bin gaon a verree long taim.
Shud wii trai calling her? Awl togezzer? LOUDLEE?
I dunno. I just b hangin owt.
Reddi???
>b>K.A.F.L.E.E.E.E.E.E.N! !
oh poo! Nawt lawd enuf!!
DAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNN KEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!
K.A.F.L.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.N
*krikets*
Hmmmm! Just sitting heer?? Hanging owt??? Do yoo wanna brake sum grin beens??
Will u 2 kwiet down???
I can’t heer myself think in here!
*ponders*
Can u?
well, if the attractors for RL donkeys will work here……then throw a watermelon rind or banana peel.
*crikets*
Ai ar awl calm nao. WP just eeted mai commint. An tehn it stole anudder.
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So!! Just hangin owt? Wud yoo laike to brake sum grin beens?? Oar slyce sum freash peeches???
Ai’m getting reelee. . .mad!!! FORE taims WP has eeted mai commint!!!
Ai cudn’t see teh noo commints until ai cliked “Show all”.
Adn ai’ll happilee halp wiff teh tree-rype peeches! *drool*
R u shure Janet? I fink we is in that “sekkund page nitemare”.. like we had on LCB’s burfdai thred. U has to keep clikkiing on ’show all’ at teh bottom of the commints.
Show all…*mumble under breffs*… I’ll show werdpress!
*sticks owt tongue*
Ai can see eberywun talkin, but ai can’t see wut yor saying. I fink it haz sumfin tu dew with the new feechur that splits cawmints twicksed page wun and page two. Ah well, ai go watch Run Fat Boy Run nao. G’nite cheezpeeps.
Hay, wut’s taht sownd? Whirring n buzzing n flapping lyke? Hmmm, seems to be kumming frum Leeza’s direkshun…
I fink I’m going to see if I can find a thred wif less commints on it, maybee we can move theres?
brb
G’nite NC66! Yoo will shirley has a gud sleep!
ohai, nativeca66. howz shirley today?
(i wuz lookin at yor abatars last night an habin a gud laff, wich i reely REELY needed. fanks for the funnies!)
I’z BAaaaACK!
Am I teh onlee won wif a frustrated about this 2 page thred / show all confooshun?
There’s LOTSA room on teh Gyapp thred… anyone wanna go there?
I has lefted a bred crumb there for u to follows me.
*luks hopeful*
well, wyle wii wayt, wyy knot hab sum uv teh waflols ai brottid fur kafleen, ai brottid enuff tu sher. an yu can haz toppins, tu yu can has…
Appl
Blakberry
Choklit
d….
mai big bruvver has a fren who hit a moose while driving along lake superior
an he hit another wun on his way home!!
ai dint noes dat sowng wen ai waz a kidlet, but ai gotz tu admitz tu kinda liekin it ebben az a growed (a-hem) up !!!
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tu drinkies ??? Margetheriteaz, ov corse……ai’ll haz a …uhm…leessee…….a blak cherri wun !!…..yah datz teh tiket!!!!
ai finkz blak cherri Margetheriteaz sowndz perddi guud ….
okeh, Salleh, u can has da margureetuz wif da blak cherry. Does yew wants on da rocks or da fwozins???
oh datz eezy, awl chewed up ina blendur !!!…..
poarz da blendee margeereetuhz fer Salleh an eberywun else! Cheerz, Cheezpeeps!
az a cowerker sang it to me on mai answering thingy box:
teh wheelz on teh bus go roun an roun
ober yer hedd
Whoo HOooooooooOOOOOOOoOOOOOOooooOOOOOooooooOOOoSalleh!!
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Waht a grate Nawt Sekond!! Ai will kwiklee dans fur yoo. . .
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*dans dans dans dans dans verree fast*
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an nao ai haz to getz bak to werks!
werkz ? WERKZ ????? ( maynard g. krebbs reakshun detekted !!)
werkz ? WERKZ ???? ( maynard g. krebbs reakshun detekted )
Twerk????? Awn Caturdai???
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Ai’m going to She kago tomorrow fur a matnee ov “Giselle” wif teh Kirov Ballet.
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An awn Moonday, ai’m going bak to She kago fur an ebening purrrrfurmance ov “Teh Pearl Fishers” at teh Lyric opera.
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An this morning ai gotted a HALF BUSHEL ov grin beeen – an anuddeer half bushel ov tree ripe peeches – an ai has to finish getting tehm fixed fur teh freezur befoar ai can go enewhere!!
ai tries wun more time before a kiks teh WP rite inna kisser!!!!
ATTENTION CHOPP’D LIVAH GURLS
ai haz cumposed a birfdai card fur LCB frum us………. yew jus has tew pix out wich wun yew iz….. (last time ai posted it dint show up sew aim leevin the www off of it…… just cut and paste it on yer address bar)
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2183381
Grate card jamama! Ai bees teh sekkund wun frum teh left, aifinkso!
oh
4.5, ai can see yew der!! dew yew fink J-pak cud be teh wun in teh shades next tew you??
Yesh!! Ai can bee teh wun wif the shaydes!! LOL!!!
it wuz almos z’actleeee as ai can pikshur yew!!!
Shirley teh shades belong to another?
No?
*dang! And Mary O still haz mai skrimp*
oh shirley, dew mai eyes deceeeeve me, or duz yew has a mustash???
Yesh, and ai’m kinda sensitive about it sew doan tell N-E-wun.
Jamama, which wun is yoo, and which wun is Mary O, do yoo fink?
ohai DK and all teh CLG’s!
Hoo can I be? Dis is a kwandry.
If there was one wif a drink in her hand that’s hoo I’d be.
But maybee I shud be teh furst on the rite?
B/c I is a tall blonde, after alls!
Oops, I mented my otter rite.
That is, teh left.
Ohai Leeza! Hao wuz ur dinner? Ai hedbonked yoo on teh prebious fred, butt yoo had just left.
Adn yas! Dat IS yoo on teh left!
if yew luk at teh pikshur read teh commints onna bottom…….. leeza ai fink der is wun lefted fur yew…… den we jus mite has tew dubbl up…
I saw that hedbonk!
*hedbonks bak*
I didn’t replie there b/c I saw u was here!
Wot kinda trouble u gettin into tonite?
well ackshully we discoverd that DK and I is teh same purrson, so we cud prolly share one.
if yew click on mai name it be teh nawt second lol, an read teh notes at teh bottom………. ai iz habbin trubbl wif wp tewnite………. grrrrrrrrrrr
ai anser free, count em, free times an nawt here!!!! grrrrrrrrrrr
lukkit notes at bottom ob lol
ai haz ansered 4 times………..an wp mus be hungreeeee
luk at bottom ob lol at notes………sry ai iz aggrabated rite now….
mary0 is da wun takin da pikshure adn nommin shwimps,
ifinkso?
*wispers*
are you shure doze are GURLS in dat foto? jest sayin…
SALLEH!!!!
U has a nawt secund!!
*jumps in teh air wiff glee*
Is dis ur nawt secund nawt secund??????
You bringed meh owt ub teh woodworks! How you bee?
oh Hai Kaffleen !!!!! ai haz been finkin abowt yu an finkin abowt yu !!!! an wundurin watz goin awn wiff yu , an gesses wat ? ai gotz diz cyute liddle fing fer yu at teh 99 cent stor, ( beeleeve it aor nowt, iz yur berry dawn key, maed owt ov gum !!! 4 peeces …wat’ll dey fink ov nexx huh????) an cood yu goes tu yer emeow an sendz me yur addressess an ai’ll send it tu yu ! iz reeely cyute,….
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an diz iz aktualli my fird nowt secund ! but wun ov teh odder wunz waza tie, sew ai gesses diz wun wood reely be mi nowt secund an a haff!
ai rited yu an anser, but WP haz hi-jakked it !…ai’ll wayt a minit an see ifn it showz up…..
ok , ai tryz agin……fer teh fird tyme !!
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oh ahi Kaffleen!!!!! ai iz glad tu see yu tu !!..ai’ll wate a minit oar tu moar an see ifn teh odder remarkz showz up ….
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WP lovs tu hi-jak postinz….
Customer service! gawta hate it…
OMG!!! hmw — Dis must being ur berry furstest commint!!!!! And it beez a TY fur deh NAWT-SEKKUND!!!! Dat b SOOOOOO awsum!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!! I duz a ginormous happe dans fur yoo.
DANS, DANS, DANS!!!
Off tu deh Ty-Booteek wif yoo!!!
And a harty WELKUM tu Cheezland!!
I wuntd mai nawt sekkund coment to b mai nawt sekkund post, but ai culdnt resizt postin on mai kitteh post!
But conga rats to u on a nawt sekkond nawt sekkond!
Yes, yes, manee agreementz wif teh cween, altho ai am but the lowest of her subjects and the most occasional citizens of cheezland, ai welcome u, remembering how happee ai wuz to be welcomed.
*bonkz mku999 on hed wif majikle bonker*
*Cweenfetti fliez owt : д ☼ ф פֿ ⌂╒∞‾₪ ښ Җ ں є
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nobudde heer b lower oar hi-er dan ennywun else!!
Wii awl b Cheezeepeepz. Ower titlez b purelee symbolic.
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I heerby gibbing u deh title: Duchess uv Welkumingz.
Ai haev been bonked! ai am teh happiest kitteh in cheezland! And a duchess to boot! (or to paw). Ai am turning (gasp) 50 yeers yung on Wednesday and beeing a duchess –even a symbolik wun – is teh best present ever!
Ai say happeh birfday nao, otay? Cauze ai haz brayne lyk siv, n will furget ebryfing bai tehn. So…
HAPPY BIRFDAY (erly) MKULTRA!!!
Fanks, prysma-kitteh, ai takes gud wishes whenever, (an alwaiz returns dem ai hopes). Ai do haev tu wurk dat dai so ai suspekt dat ai will nawt be “cheezburgering” as mai hubcat calls it.
╒ ∩∂ ♦∞ ﮬ″•ổ⌠ ∆≡ ◘ ﺞ╠ ∞‾₪
Happee Haf a Hunnerd!!
א д Ҝ ☼ ⌂ ښ Җ ں є
ф פֿ ∂ф פֿ ф א дҜ ☼ ф פֿ ∂⌂╒∩
∞‾₪ ښ Җ ں є פֿ ∂ф פֿ ∂
u two!!!!!
I iz da 50 awn da 20th of octember!!!! honestli, neber fout I wud mak it dis far!
-n wif da skarez dat fishykitteh n gascat gib me, nawt shur hao much lawnga I guna be hear!! – still lubz dem da def howeber!
momcat
hummm…
weirdpress iz eatn cometz again…. muz hab late nit muchiez…
anywho……
congratz mkultra- Iz da 50 on octember 20th- i honestli did nawt fink I wud last dis lawng! I iz happi!
momcat
is like hebben, yesh?
difference between heaven and hell is the company ya keep there.
An u r philo- philos – say clebber fings. Epic swoon in 3 – 2 — oops, no wait, ai haev to go watch teh Cubs game wif mai hubcat. Ai suspect they’ll do mai swooning for me.
;-D
*s w o o n*
yesh, awl teh “ohai”s are liek hugz. Oar licks. Oar hedbonks.
kalfeen!! Hai!!
Did yoo see??? Melissa iz bak!!! 
I just went and read your latest on your blog, dear heart—You speak truly.
Ohai, n wellkomings, n fings! Taht be teh awsum, taht yur nawt-sekkund commint be nawt-sekkund!
Oh wen did yew ape-hear hmw. Welcome and conga-ratz.
Bii sure (careful NC66, doan use the S wurd) tu check owt teh kewl snowglobes at teh ty-bootiik.
*dans dans dans*
Just using teh S wurd duz nawt maek her show up, shurley?
Huh?
Wut?
::stuffs epilady into pawket::
They have epiladeez at teh ty-booteek?
nah, the Marquis de Sade bought in bulk.
Ai duz nawt no.
NC66 be habing sum, um, eye-den-titee isoos ryte nao, n kinda iz needing teh epiladee.
*quit calling meh shirley*
*OWWWW*
*itz nawt funneh ai tell yew*
*OUCH*
*shirley itz nawt*
*YIKES*
::luks up::
Oh hai eberywun.
Ummm. NC66??? I wud like tu pointing owt dat, uh, doze voices in ur hed?? Well, wii b heering dem now, tu.
Oh noes!
::runz away fast::
::peeks owt frum behind uh tree::
Well if yew fink ai hab problums…shirley wuz rejected by teh CLGs. Sheez inconsoul…encawnsul…berry upset.
Ai misst sumfing? Ai wuz finking taht az lawng az yu had teh srimps fur teh memburship fee, yu wuz bein in?
Ai fink there wuz a mixup up wit teh tendrils. They awr liek red tape. Wut goez in duz nawt com owt.
I thot hur wuz deh wun on deh left. :snerk:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2183381
Oh yesh. Shirley yew are right. She’ll be e trilled.
Mai poor eyesight. Let me show it tu yew.
But then, could you show it tu meh?
ai finkso teh donkeee claimed dat lurvely vizhun ob byooooteeee!!!
Mai emoshuns. Let me let yew toy wit dem.
do they need batteries?
Teh shelter promised no moar batteries.
*groan*
I fink Shirley may has taken one too many to teh hed.
OHAI! iz i not sekund? omg omg omg. no klew on deh lol. NOT SEKUND! happi danse!
Sorreh, WKM, I thawts that tew, but Iz thirdz… we can still does happeh dans fer yew!
Kitteh can has payment in cheezburgers, plz? Kthxbai!
shoot. nawt nawt sekund. **sigh** nex tiem.
das okey, WKM, iz feelz yer painz…
*givz hugs*
ten q **wipee korner ob mai i**
*hands tishews*
*Handz WKM a consolation chokklit martoonee.
ten q. ***gulps deh martoonee*** ***lecking floofie paw*** waz gud one. ten q.
ooooOOOO… chokklit martoonee… I can has too pleez??
Uv korse, I mading nuff fur awl deh cheezee peepz!
*handingz owt dhe chokklit martooneez to ebbreewun.
*Klinkee glasses
Cheez!!
Heraaayyyyy!!!!! fank yew vurry mush!!!
*klinkeez*
OOOOo mee too pleez!
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*Klinkee glasses
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*sip sip sip* *gulp gulp* *sluuuuuuuup*
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Thankz!! Gotta run! Lotsa werks to doo!!
werk… Do Nawt Want!
iz hoky……Wet Kitteh Mouse, diz onli mi uhm….. fird….ebbeh nowt secund, an wun ov doze waza ti !..an ai been rownd diz plaises fer ……wel a lowng tyme, jest waz werkin fer a few monthz der, an dint getz heer berry offen
ai simpy-ties wif u, salleh, mai fren. ai have 1 nawt second an it wuz ruind by a troll posting fourth and eberywun had to go defend teh cheezland frum teh troll and dere were no drinks oar dances. an ai onlee gets to plai heer abowt once a munth, so…
{{{salleh}}}
{{{salleh & mkultra}}}
I noes wut yew r talkn bowt! I nawt has been nawt secund yets, an ai was awl eggsited baot habin da chanse, an I nawt noes wut tew tipe! Ai crakked unna da pressrz ob bein da nawt secund!
Nawt dat mai comment wuz so clebber, enneywai, to be shur.
An, see ai can barely follow a fred, mush less be clebber. ai ment congratshoelaces to salleh and consolashunz {{{WKM}}} wurk eetz mai brane.
Oh Hai Lunchbox….ai waz bisiting ICHC fer …leessee….elebenty forty YEERZ befoar ai gotted a nowt-secund!!! an ebben den , waz a assidunt !
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an lowtz ov uz freez wen fased wiff teh “no comments” fingy…..brane goes intu meltsdwon !
Da jois of Tek support…
as usual, the root cause is: PEBKAC – problem exists between keyboard and chair
truth!
Iz always uh loose nut behind teh keyboard.
Oar the “eye dee ten tee” error.
ROFL, yes Ai nowes uf da ID10T error.. Ai haz cawzd a few of dem maiself!
Iz eye-dee-ten-tee error. *giglol*
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Teh contagusness uv libing wif ex-support tek, let me show yu it.
Hm, mus reemember tu hit reefresh…
GMTA! and DMSD.
Mai DID. Let me show it tu yoo.
Yu been tu see Dr. Tinycat bout tihs split purrsonalitee fing?
He cn help, shurley.
Unfortunatelee, Dr. TinyShrink iz booked fur months. Ai fink wii might hab tew put up wit her fur a while. I did maik an awpointmint fur her tew git uh maikober and uh shave, tho.
R tekkeez call it a PICNIC to fix wut we bork…
(problem in chair not in computer) lol, i think aill
give tehm a picnic baskit fur ther birfdayz…
Kitteh haz mai job.
Oh noez! Gib it bak!
I hads kitteh’s job, he cans keeps it!
Yesh, ob corse yew awr right.
Ai hab mai minionz dew dat stuff N-E-way.
U haz minyunz?!?!?!?! I b sew impresst.
Surely nawt az meneh az Her Majesty, but I hab uh few grunts ai liek tew cawl mai team.
::rereads message::
*NUTZ! Yew know hooz gunna show up nao*
*sigh*
*Downcast luk
I haz no minyunz.
*Big grin
But, on deh plus side, I haz no superiorz eezer.
Tehre be nobudy superyor tu yu, mai cween.
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Ai nawt has minyunz eivver. Just kitteh masters.
Noe minyunz? Oh well. But yew hab (mehnee mehnee) (loyal & devoted) subjects (liek meh). Datz kinda teh same, cept bedder N-E-wayz.
oh yeh, I has minyunz, just no one else can see or hear them. Not without chemical support.
LOL!!
at mah werks we callz ‘em peons.
ger a guuud reson.
Lil baybee kitteh has moishe moar smrts dan dem.
Cue Homer Simpson……
SMRT I am so smart!1!
FER a guuud reson.
Mah spellin sux as much as mah proofreedin!
Wut iz this spellin and proofreedin yew speak ob. Awr doez fings frum teh hizstory ob ICHC?
no nawt reallee.
I just full of teh suck whin it comes to teh typin.
I kin ebin mess up lolwerdz.
Wii awr nawt allowed tew say peeawn coz its nawt peecee, but Homer iz az Homer duz.
ohhh ohtay.
is gruntz allrite?
Cuz I managis a eetin place…
an dere awl nice peeps but dey nawt teh britest bulbs.
BUT MAH PEETSAH IS MOLTO BENNY!!!!
Ooooooh, Peetza~~~WANT!!!1!!
Comin rite upz! wud u leik teh kitteh speshul?
Wif toona an ‘nip an xtry cheez?
Mmmmmm Tuuuuuunnnnaaaaaaah
Yesplskthx!!
Gotz enuff fur tu ???? ai LOVES teh peeza !!!!! jest doan be puttin awn NE liddle teeny tiny fishies awn it!!! plzkthzbi
HR haz nawt slapped mai paw fur dat term (yet), and teh minions seem tu liek it.
Oooohhhh peetsah. Yeshplzthx.
ohai. kungratz on nawt sekund salleh. U be deh fastist wun on dis lol. ***bows tu salleh***
oh fank yu Wet Kitteh Mouse…( whar did yu getz dat naem ?? bi teh wai?) ai seed dat der waz “no commentz” an ai froze lika deer ina hedlites……den ai gotz a liddle insupurashun, ( onli a liddle wun ,der ar sum berry funnee peepz owt der in cheezlan, muches funnee-er dan meh) an ai rited it dwon an ….whoosh….an teh ress in hizturi !
****klinki glass tu salleh**** heez tu hizturi ina making.
Here’z mah card.. you callz me whineber u has teh problums.
I fix ur bad teknolgik poblums liek teh wun u has heer.
Yep t00k me awwwl dai.
Muahaw haw haw! Stoopy hoomin!
Geeky skwad shmeeky skwad!
Geeky Skwad – Do Not Want!!!
ummmm …. i beeing lik deh stoopie humin. mene mene tiems. kin i stiwoh beeing wif u giiiz?
Tek-no-loj-i-kal no-lij nawt rekwired fur bein a cheezpeep. Du nawt wurry. {{{WKM}}}
ub cowarse!!! der nobudy here dats purrfict in dis area! Ai tink we awls haz made dumb miztaykes on da pooter bufoar!
ohhhh yeahuh!
I r teh qween bee of teh f’n up teh pooter!
Wun uv deh nawt-sekkund thingz i lerrnd bowt puuterz…..
IT’Z NEVER TU EERLY TU SAVE
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but it often b tu late.
da 11th Commandment:
“Thou shalt make backups!”
(Broken often, I’m afraid…) :’(
yew b sew rite!! I din hit da save enuff, an mai term paper wents bai-bai bouts hafway trew!
den ai wuz laik, “Mai bwoken keyboard, let me show u it!”
yep, yep ,yep……my lappytowp crashed, ded ded ded abowt 6 daze ago…..an wen doze puppiz die ded ….dey ar DED !!!!
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noaw awl ai gotz tu du iz lern how tu bak up stuff…ai iz kinda a puter illlituraut…
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jest lass week ai lerned how to brin bak teh stuff dat wented bloo !!!…wen ai finkz ov awl teh stuff aoi losted becawse it truned bloo an wented awai !!!
sob !…but dat wont ebbeh happun tu me agin !!yay !….
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an correk me ifn ai iz rong, but izzunt dat kinda a , well , basik skill ????
Kitteh iz bedder 2 plug fings owt. O.o
Tesst: Tesst: Tesst:
Geek Skwodd Kitteh can
haz noo pawkitt proatekkturr
if Kitteh habz pawkittz
Jack.
JAAACK!! YOU STILL HERE!!
YOU maeks TEH BESTEST POWEMS EVAH!
EVAH EVAH EVAH!!!
Ai think yoo will find menee frenz still heer. Sum arent heer so offen, but Pittypat an Tribble an D.R. an Jack
an. . .elfnugget an. . .hmmmm mind iz blank. Must bee moar!! Paws4Thot nao an agan – an Mary O’Spockn,an Maus an Salleh, an Kafleen teh Dawn Key an AllyBally wuz bak. Miss Dawn, ManfredMom. . .locatburglar.
Havnt seen Patrick in a long taim . . .
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Gotta get bak to werk. Gayla34 popped in breeflee . . an disappeered again.
you dint menchun moi. so, what am i, chopp’d livah?
oh ,wait. i yam.
nebbermind…
ps i saw Ptrick yesterday, ifinkso. BUT WHERE IS COOKIEEEES HUMAN???
SOBSOBSOBSOB…
Gayla34? The cree ater ob teh Yung Nekkid Gy?!! Wen? Wher? And wy she nawt heer nao!!!! Gayla34 Com Bak an Stai!!
Ohai Ambercat, how is u dis fine (nawt) mornin? Ai wuz up at stoopie o’clok to take Mr Martoonie to Gatwik Hareport so he can fly off to play golf wiv his mates. He wuz too tight to pay for a tacksi, so ai has to get up before Dawn (lucky Dawn) to drive him in teh pi… drivin rain. M25 in teh rain – DO NOT WANT! Wuz rainrainrainrainrainrainrainrainrainrain FLUDD WHEEEEE AQUAPLANE rainrainrainrainrainrainrain BRAKEBRAKEBRAKE stoopie BMW driver cuttin me up wivout indicating rainrainrainrainrainrainrainrainrainrain OOPS DAT’S MAI JUNCTION CUT FROO FREE LANES OB TRAFFIC rainrainrainrainrainrainrain.
My fedupness wiv teh British wether – let me show u it.
Oh Hai Melissa!!
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I wuz hoping I kud purrswade u 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. (deh nawt-sekkund map gottid borkt) Deh gnu map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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(I noez ware sum uzzer peepz b, but I only putting on deh wunz hoo b rekwesting it, so az 2 reespekting deh privaseaz.)
sent ya an e-mail (I hope) lessee iffen it works.
teh ozzybird (I hope you got) is me.
Plz to putz me awn dere.
We usta has a gr00p on teh yahoo cellded cheezfrenz.
We cud start it bak up ifn u leik.
but it r late faor me nao.
I be full of teh old an narctics, cuz i has teh sciatica.
it is full of pleh an lose.
SO THANK YEW CLEBELAND!! GNITE!
Teh yahoo cheezfrenz groop is alyv and well an goin strong! Com an joyn us!
*whispurrs to cweenmj* Did yoo see? Melissa sayed “put me awn dere.” Izzat gud enuf?? She libs in (oar near) Atlanta, GA.
She b on deh map!!!
And Dan and MKultra and Lunchbox.
YAY!!!!
Ohai, Melissa:
Can has prawblummz wiff
Wurdz Pikkull. Juss tessteengz 2
seez if itz beehayveeng
Jack.
Ai seez ur problem, sumwun dropped de catnippy mowsie bak heer. O wayte…..dat wuz meh.
WEE INNRUP UR REGLER CAWMETS TO TELL U:
mah wunnerful kitteh snoozer died las nite. she caim into teh front yard practically unable tew wawk, sew wee imeejitly wen tew teh vet, wear she wuz putt tew sleep. shee livd tew bee owvr 20 yrs owld, and wee luvd hrr verreh mush.
lettuce awl hav a moment of sighlens fawr teh grate cat dat wuz snoozer.
{{{queenbee}}}
Mai deepest sympathies, U has dem. RIP Snoozer, we noes U will be greytlee missed.
fanx, lunch box. wate… LUNCH BOX??
snerk. noe, iz nawt maykin fun uv yer naym, iss jus dat i nebber thot i wud sai teh abuv sentens. eye meen, sai it tew yerself wuns. THANKS, LUNCH BOX?? i gess after a dai uv nawt laffin annyfink is funneh. teh bess medysinn… u haz prrvydid it.
*srsly, tho, i doo apresheeayt yer cunsern. it meens alawt.
I beez glad yew can has a laff @ mai nayme… I noe takes persunelly, ai gots dat frum lotsa guys ober inna big sandbox, aftur dey gibs me dat nayme, an ai kinda gots da ummunitee to dat.
(Besides, why else would we be here, but to enjoy good laughs and support our Cheez community?)
Teh koolest fing heer, aifink, iz taht ebrybudy laffs WIF, nawt AT, eech otter. (N gibs hugs n hedbonks at need, or just cauze, n fings.)
NEbudy whu trying tu be meen heer iz gunna having ebrybudy tu faec, nawt just wun peep.
If only teh whole wurld wuz liek cheezland.
Oh wait! It iz! Jes luk at teh cheezmap.
Oh… What a part of your life she must have been, and how much loved and cared for, to live to an age like that. So many memories you must have! You have my deepest sympathies. {{{queenbee}}}
AWWWWW… she crossed the bridge quickly. because she was loved.
She’ll be waiting for you when you cross, how cool is that?
i m jus sawrry ah ownlee noo her for firteen yearz. mah momcat gawt snoozer wenshee wuz yunger den meh!
srry fur yer loss queenbee999.she be sorley missed by u.{{{{{snoozer and qb999}}}}}
{{{{{{queenbee999}}}}} and teh wunderful {{{{{{{snoozer}}}}}}
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Ai haz a big sad fur yoo, becuz ai know hao much yoo must hav luved hur. Ai will nao hav a moment ov sighlens fur yur grate kitteh.
Mai Metro and Toots will be waiting for Snoozer on teh other side of teh bridge. They haev been dere a while so dey noes dere wai aroun bai now.
They really do leave little cat-shaped holes in our hearts when they go, don’t they.
{{{{{{queenbee999}}}}}}}
*sigh* Nawt so little holes, aifinkso.
it iz sew gud too noes taht peeple cayr, do! yall ar helpin moar den yoo reelise.
Yas, queenbee, iz a bery gud plaec fur shaering ur sad. Cheez peeps R teh bestest.
{{{{{{{{queenbee999}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{teh grate snoozer}}}}}}}}
just ask Spider, shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased.
Deep, shd, veerree deep. An ai laik it!
read the Callahans books by Spider Robinson. great stuff
Ai has red… am reeding tehm tu mai bf at bedtyme nao, him lyking.
Tihs reely is much lyk taht, aifinkso.
Iam verreh sawry tu heer bout yur sweet kitteh who crost teh bridge,
yet will remanez n yur hart 4evr n evr. Blessd taht yu wer abul tu b
ther wif hur. {{{{queenbee999&snoozer}}}}
{{{{qb999}}}} {{{snoozer}}} it b hard tu losing deh kitteh. I rapz u in a flooffee cheezpeepz map blankee so u git hugz frum awl deh Cheezee peepz.
{{{{queenbee}}}}
Sowry for u losing ur sweet kitteh.
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{{{{{snoozer}}}}}
twenty years ov grateness is a wonderfull lawng time wif a cat. How bleesed yu bof were.
*lifts glass of aquae vitae wif muddled catnip leafs in it to teh meowmry ov snoozer.*
*what booklion sed*
twenny yeerz iz bery lawng tyme (esp foar a kitteh to be *healthy* foar twenny yearz).
but iz nawt lawng enuf.
ai haz a sad foar u an foar snoozer. whut a kyoot nayme!
in fakt, shee lukd alawt liek teh kitteh in dis pikshrr. her fyoonril is tewmarro.
wee nao return yoo too yer skedyoold hilarity.
Dear queenbee999,
im sorry that ur gud tabbeh friend had 2 B put to sleep. im glad she lived a long happitayle life. my grey-tan tabbeh brudders lived fur 19 n 21 yrs., respectively. they still visit me in my dreams n i always seem 2 B opening cat fud cans 4 them….
take care..{{{{ queenB }}}}
{{{queenbee999}}} So sowwy about ur kitteh. Ai is finkin of u for her fyoonril. ….. <- dat wuz mai minnit’s silence.
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Sew sawry tu hear about snoozer.
She libbed uh gud lawng lief, tho.
And yew can bizit her in the medow N-E-tiem yew liking.
::Marco and Noey walk up tu snoozer and rubz rubz rubz::
::spot the dog runszup tew snoozer, marco nd noey and gits a FWAP in teh noes. evreebuddee laffs nd tayks a frollikin brake.::
hoomanz iz so stoopid
hay!
hao cum weirdpress no likz meiz no moar????
I no canz geta post ta stick
n yestaday- I losted a post……
momcat
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nao can I post?
momcat
HALP!
momcat
hear?
nao can I coment?
momcat
oh-
nao I getz it! der iz too pagez nao! I iz da silli sumtimz…….
momcat
Teh weirdpress is messin wiv owr minds dis mornin! Ai cud see Ambercat had postd, but ai cud nawt see her post! An ai posted an ai cud nawt see my post! But ai clikkied awn “show all” an dere wuz ALL SORTZ ob hidden surprizes.
Like a ded mows behind teh sofa.
So taht’s wot had happnd! Ai cud see we wus habin a combermasayshun, cos we wos bofe awn “Hoo Be Torkin” but Ai cudden see wot we wus sayin! Aidunno; Ai go awai foraweek, fwerk, an ebryfink chaynjes! Parrently tehres eben werd teh votin brgrs R commin bak!
Teh charge for teh repairz iz 25 cheezburgers.
Elektrishun kittoon. Iz elektrikul.
this pic is so freaking awsome