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Hay! I askeded for a dry marteenee. Dis one all wet.
Conga rat shew layshins on ur nawt second! Drinkies n’ dancies fur joo?
Can we has a milkshayke and den do teh twist?
I’s all foar dat!!
I’s been drinkin’ plenny ov milks maiself…. I has organnik whol milks… an’ organnik kreemz foar puttin’ on teh strawbarryz. Yay!
Iz okeh, I’s allowd. mai + sez iz okeh.
{{{elfi}}}}
*chuckle* Did you read my blog?
Guud foar yuu, Elfi; weez gunna keap guud thots & hoeps foar yuu!!
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Milktinis awl aroun! Hooray, Elfi!!! I haz a happee fur yor +!!!
Elfi, ur + mulitplies my smiles!
my + been maekin’ me grin alot too. Is just a vry small +, but is still a giant + in my heart.
Elfi!!! I just realized wut u meant by ur +!!! i wuz thinking it wuz ur hubby.
But, I figerred it owt. U haz a +!!!!! YAY!!!!! I duz a ginormous HAPPY DANS!!!!!!!!
DANS DANS DANS
TWURL, HOP, SPIN, GLIDE
DANS, DANS, DANS
**shy** Is not a big deal. Is not very much +. Just a little bit +. I sees a + profeshunil on Mundae to see if dey knoez moar abowt teh +, maebee showz meh a tiny pikshur ov it. I has much hoap, tho. Maebee it turn frum a + into somefing moar amayzing.
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{{{{{Elfiz +}}}}}}}
{{{elfi an elfi+}}}
Ossim news an we will be keepin ebreefin crossed for you an the +
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How dat KB boi ov Hansumness? Has he settled into teh new elfihouse?
KB is settled in, and he knows the way to get the mail, and knows where the cars are parked…. and knows his way back to the apartment from both places. If I put him on a leash and say “let’s go get the mail,” he seems to know where we’re going. He’s always eager to go out and check out the place. And he knows where the apartment is from the parking lot – sometimes I’ll park the car and open the door and will be distracted a second picking something up… he’ll get out and wait for me, then take off, dragging his leash, to the apartment door.
He’s such a dog. LOL
Whut a good KB! Smrt kittehs iz da awsums! I iz glad yoo
haz a happee in yor noo city, yoo iz brayv an strawng!
I no will be hard to bleev until da bump is waylin in yor
armz, but I fink dis wun iz mush bedder. Mite be saym
soul as befor, but nao it knows iz mush beddar tiem for
yoo to haz a bumpy!!
Hooray for yoo an KB an hubbee!!
Happee happee happeetayle dans Elfi!!!!!!!11!
yay elfi!! taht iz wunnerful nooz. i bin tehr too, wif teh sadness an payn an tehn teh +! take gud care ob yorself an yor + !!
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grate ideya: if u haz milkshaik an den duz teh twist, evencher.. evnetsh… sune u getz… CHEEZ!!!
If milk turns into cheez, duz it mootate?
oooo. mootashun. iz cows for alarm, no?
Wait while ai close teh window – its friesian in heer.
here- put dis jersey on.
i admire your talent for catlol jokes.
Glad ai am amoosing u.
dat jokes kinda long-inna-horn, charolais, dere’s no reason for angus amung-us?
I just Hereford deh jokez.
Mmmm! Katlua, mai faborite!!!
Name be Bond..
Kitteh Bond.
awww kitteh, u r 2 yung fer de milk-martooniez ifink!
but ai ordered a moouhhtynee… *blink*
Milktini!
pliz tu clik at thehungersite at da animal rescue tu halp da kittehs hoo dont hav da milk, let alone da shampayn glas. Kthxbai.
Ohai cantate
I duz this ebreeday, an i can also clik on hunger,literacy,saverainforest,breast cancer too. It iz a gud fing to do.
Fankyoo for bringin it to ebereewuns attenshun. Cheezfrenz can make a difference
fanks tidmum, ai duz tihs ebbery dai two
all cheezfrenz clik and clik an clik!!!
Yes all clickin cheezfrens can maik a diffrunce tu hoomans an nanimals an world!
Mebe we shuld tell da kittie shopin fer catnip to do da clickin!
is teh nawt sekund site link in my profile, klik ebery day!! (and if I don’t, I gets A e-mayo to remindz me…
*Waves floofee pawz in dhe
*(lukz at map adn haz a confuzzle:
*Japan b in deh “Far East” but iz soooo far eest it lukz west.
*Shud i waving tu deh eest, oar tu deh west?)
*Givez up thinking and just wayvingz floofee pawz in every direkshun!
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Oh Hai cantate!!!
I see da wavy paws. Hai 2 yu 2.
here’z da linkee. you can also puts in on yr facebooks.
http://www.thehungersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1
and if you likez to amuse yrself, lern & hep peeps:
http://www.freerice.com/index.php
…whoops! Ai ment taht uthur post tu goe biiloe teh OTHUR post uv yurz. Enniwai, tihs wan maid mii spind hourz an hourz onna Intertubez yesturdai!!!
*SIGH*
Thx Chopp’d Livah Grrrl! Yu ar teh bestust fur postin tihs linkii. Clik everii day, cheezfrenz! EVERII DAY fur cats!!!
I wuntid mai kreem whipt, nawt shaekin.
Win!
But ai can has teh shaky dance, right?
*wiggly dance wiggly dance*
ownlee a liddele, ai has a tired
o no…SPLORT!
ooo, datsa good way 2 cleer owt teh sinusiz! teenie’s Daylee Splort Treetmint fr Hed Konjeschun, comin soon 2 layt-nyte-TV neer u! Ai wil mayk lotsa munneez, aifinkso!
just teh problim uv fyndin alla braynz aftrwerd…hmm…maybe not such a good ideea…
Oh noes! not deh eerlee morning splortz!!
Dragz in deh CCC. Wared dat Electrikkle Deee Splortifyer go??
Ahh. Here wii goez!
*plugz in deh EDS and it majineticlee attrakkz awl deh braynez, kullekting dem and kleening dem. Den it replayces awl deh lubblee Teenie braynez in2 deh kraniul kabbitee.
Heer, I’ll put dis nice prittee CHRG wif dukkeez on it on ur hed. And I rapping u in a Cheezeepeeps Map blankee. Haz a nice cuppa hot chokklit and resting a wyle.
Cheezpeepz Map noaw avaylolble wif blooness
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YES!! itz truu — u kin haz a linkee on ur map info!! I haz fownding owt how tuu putting deh link in ur commint. If u b wanting a linkee tu ur ICHC profile, i will inserting it.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2
protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment
if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing. Ur blooness kin b inserted heer.
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If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map. I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee. I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
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Dis b a nawsum map — so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz b… It b nise fer
da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
wot, no olive?
noe… olive bees wib da pop-i ryt nao
ah, kitteh. olive you. is not enuf?
teh wurld iz nut enuf
Kittteh…James Kitteh.
*luks fur babes or dangur*
*sips*
Agent dubble-oh-floofy wantz hiz milktoonie shaken (wif eyescreem) nawt stirred.
shaken, not stirred
Even classeh kittehz mus remembr nawt to drink and drive. Saftee furst!
Monorail Cat
is off dutee
Pur kitteh – milktini ushallee habs unfro…infort….not sew nys syd effeks! Unless dis b kitteh for myew la, gets teh litter bawks reddee!
Dey be teh laptose imtolera…lackti improbab….cant diegest teh darries.
Classeh kittehs shop Ikea??
Ha it looks like it’s about to fall asleep
Klassey Kitteh bees libbing teh hi-lief;
Yuu kan nawt sea iyt, buut her haz awn a diamind nekliss, wif ruubees intersperseded onnit;
Don’t feed kitty cow’s milk!
skip milk, and go straight to da cow.
SPLORT
OKEH, thiz iz juzt tu kute!!!
LOL…
Merry Christmas!
So good ..
but catz iz laktoz intollerant