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i sed moove goggie!!
W00t!! A Freeway TY!! ebilkittehminion, Ambercat and Annipuss!
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*JCH4K duz dans ov joi fur teh Nawt Second WunS *
*dans dans dans dans dans*
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Yoo awl shud nao bee awf to teh mahvelous TY Boo Teek!
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An if enewun needs a bedtaim snak, ai happen to KNOW taht there iz fresh peech cobbler in teh PI Stawl yet. And it’s still hawt!
nommers Janet!
hey Janet will u paly an frloik wiff me?
we can has a fun hoe down in da nawty barn!
Hoedown in teh nawty barn!!
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Ai can heer teh fiddles ♫ playing ♪ ♫ now!
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Ebreewun haz a partner????
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Swing yur partner
Do si do!!
Alemand left
An around we go!!
Woohoo! Janet! Hau R yur joli flers lukkin? An smellin!
Ambercat – they ar still beyootiful – an smelling verree sweet! Did yoo see the pkchoor link? Yoo can see them – an mai yard, too!!
Heer iz teh foto link!!
http://www.kodakgallery.com/ShareLandingSignin.jsp?Uc=u9gav71.819teptt&Uy=-kmdemu&Upost_signin=Slideshow.jsp%3Fmode%3Dfromshare&Ux=0&UV=928869062656_966702786209&localeid=en_US
ohai Janet. Trooly byootimous picshurs. Your yard, speshully teh view across the street, luks eggs actly like my brother’s house in Mushigan. Wutta surprise.
Oui!!! Quelle surprise!! LOL!!
Tehy’re byootimuss! An taht’s yur garden?? Wow! Ai can com liff wiv yu? Plees?!
Wai shur!! When can yoo com??/
But luk!! Dwon below!! MELISSAS IS HEER!!!!
let me juss chek mai dairy….hmmm, Ai’s free nekst Fursdai; Ai’ll pop rownd!
{{{{{Janet}}}}} Ai cumz in da spring tiem tu se yur byootimus plais. Ai kin smelz da flourz frum heer. Sitz awn yur frunt proch nd wach da whirld goze bai.
We offen sit awn the porch an wach teh whilled go bai.
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Altho it offen goez bai so fast an loud tath we cant heer waht we ar saying!!
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Progress – DO. NOT. WANT!!!
oh Janet, iz dat yer howse ???? ai thot yu libbed in twon……datz a HUJJ lawn fer a twon howse, an yur crosses teh street nayburz hav an ebben biggur wun !
Well – teh neighbors haz a farm! LOL!!! Taht iz a feeled ov soybeens! an then a paschoor. An tehn sum graypes.
Akshullee, this haus haz a liddle farm, too. Ten achers. See teh big willow tree far bak??? Taht iz where the farm part starts – behind that. But it’z moastlee overgrona an a wildlief refuge nao!!
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An – this iz nawt mai haus. It iz teh haus ai groo up in – mai parents haus.
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Ai do hav mai haus in town. But teh current 4kittehs live heer.
JANET! do ya see da faux sweetpeas?
Ohai CLG, teh ovver lol is borked!! ai haz maded a birfdai lol fur LCB frum teh CLG’s…….. clik on mai name and is nawt second lol…
ai finkso you are teh wun in teh peruvian dresh in teh midlol!!!
i cometed onnit. i be da fotografurr takin da pic.
adn eetin da shwimps. i finsko shriley66 be da wun in da pruvian dress.
she a chopp’d livah grrrl wanna be.
ps. i wundering if doze rilly be grrrls. just sayin…
pps ifinsko you can find da bork’d comets by cliiky on “showall” ? at the taupe o da comets…
oh rilly……….. nebber saw dat opshun……will luk, fanks!
iz new, ifinskso.
Fanky fur teh fot MaryO, but Shirley ai am nawt wurthy. Ai poke fun, but Ai iz happii jes being an awn-oar-weary member. Perhaps ai taik pichur? After awl, ai haddin eben bin initiated yet. Yew hab hazeeng? Yew can borrow mai epilady.
OHAI JCH4K!
iz mah nawt second nawt second eber
so what do they sells @ this boo teek u speak ov?
doo they has vinta.. , veenta… old lookin clothes?
Conga Rats to yoo, ebilkittehmininion, tehn, awn yur furst Nawt Second – in teh verree taupe spot. Cweenmj wuz just heer. She iz manajing teh Ty Boo Teek rite nao. Teh purrprietor, Gibbocat, iz verree bizzee – but hee manajes to keep it well stokked.
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Aisle just go an fetch waht she just rote! BRB!!
cweenmj
October 4th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Oh hai audra!!
Kum, I taking u 2 deh Ty-boooteek. it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
*Handz audra a lubberlee silk skarf wif gamboling kittez on it.*
Ober here hdere bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh newest in deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. Deze b deh kewtest liddel kitteh wind chimez.
*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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Dere awlso b a nice relaxing lounge.
*Gitz chokklit martoonez fer ebbreewun.*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
Problee iz kule bai naow but ai’ll hab sum fur mid afturnune, pre nap snak, plz.
Heer yoo go!!
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*putz sum nice still warm fresh peech cobbler awn ladymonde’s playte*
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An oh luk! Leeza-b wuz heer an left sum nyce whippee creem!
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*Putz dollot ov fresh whipppee creem awn teh cobbler*
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Sum tee??? We can eet it awn teh porch! Ai’v sum fresh chonklit chip cookies, too!
grate naem!
y fanks u, pricessmu!
Ryd ‘em, coo boi!
Cum awn, gedda moob awn
HIYAAH MULE…….HIYAAAHHHH
Shudn’t that be OHIYAAAHHH?
Leeza! *hedbonks* Hao R yoo this fien Caturdai nite?
Fanks fur organizng teh race yesterdai, eben doh ai cudn’t partis… paritc… be innit. *powts*
*britens* Butt it wuz REELLEE fun to reed! Ai loled!
HELLO??????
*echos rebownd off thred walls*
There seems 2 b LOTS of room in this thred?
Anyone wanna come play wif me here?
*waits impashently*
*starts 2 get a lonely*
Noooeeess! Donut has a lonelee, Leeza! Hao wuz ur dineer? Did yoo eating enee pleh raw fishees?
ackshully, I eets teh sashimi.. maki rolls!
day is usually at least partly cooked.
And, I manajed to eet wif the chopsticks and not poke my I owt!
donuts?
Thats just DK-speek Dan.
Unless u has a cravin for a donut, and we’ll see wut we can do!
y’all should know better by now. when dealing with stagehands, the mention of *looks left and right* the “D” word, can have drastic effects.
donut donut donut
*waits to see wut happens*
donut donut donut!
hmmm..
Krispee Kreme!!!
there is a rumble beginning
it’s gettin’ louder
the ground is shakin’, dust is filtering down from the overhead.
stagehands appear from every possible direction…….converging on the siren call of donuts.
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donuts fly every which way.
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not a crumb hits the ground.
leeza had disappeared under the pile-up.
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she cannot be seen.
well, can’t leave’er under……..that mess.
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what to do…..what…to…do
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ah-ha. “coffee’s up in catering”…(1/3 stagehands go for coffee).
need more…..”soda cabinet’s open”…(1/2 stagehands go for soda)
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still can’t see leeza
“hey guyz *luks at timepiece* it’s 4:19
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the remainder disappears…….leaving leeza, lying dere, covered in donut sugar.
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*stands leeza up*, *brushes her off*, *gives leeza a cup of the good stuff from the stagehands office*
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sry
*yawn*
I had teh strangest dream… I was an xtra on teh set of ‘Men in Black III’.
They kidnapped me to an alternate uniberse…. then covered me with sugar… and were gonna feed me to an alien, but tehn changed their minds, flashy-thinged me, and gave me coffee, and sent me on my way wif a pat on teh rear (a la cindy-lou who).
Whew! I’z ready for breakfast!
Anyone got a donut?
Bonus!
Poor jamama, hers bees bery frustrated wiff WP awn d’uzzer fred.
Ai R habbing a bedtime snak ob dark chonklii cubbered cookeez. Want sum? Nao ai needs sum milk – brb!
Well she needs to come here too!
No fanks, no snakees. I’s still too fulla fish.
*goes to check jelloe salad wile DK gets milks*
Jelloe salad? Wut’s wiff dat?
Hmm, ai fink teh salad mite hab swallowed Leeza. Oar maybe der wer snakees? Adn dey swallowed her?
Noes… wait a minnit..
LSS… teh fam damilee is taking lunch to mom tomorrow for hur burfdai. I sed I’d bring jello salads, and I had a bizzy all day today, so I didn’t get to make it til now. So just making shure it setted enuf to add the last thing, and then make shur it has enuf cat hares in it.
NUFFIN leaves this house wifhout some cat hare attached.
Taht’s teh rule!
Hope ur mom has a gud birfdai. Ai’s going to bed naow, so g’nite!
me 2… I has a BIG tired.
Sleep tite!
*hands DK a floofy cheezmap blankie and takes one for hurself*
LOL!1 What wun misses when wun goes to bed too urlee!!
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Teh FURST donut advenchoor ebber!!!
*peekz in.
*lukz rownd.
Oh Hai, guise!! i wuz in mai emayo, and I kum bak and see deh borked deh uzzer fred wif toooooooo menee commintz and dhe show awl fingee adn *sigh* I finkso it b bedtime. So, g’nite.
G’nite mai cween!!!!! Sweet dreems!!
*schmoos*
Nite ur magicstee!
wow…….. at leest ai haz a hmmmmmmmm no wunder mai commints wuzznt showin up…. ai wuz gettin mai mad!!! but ai wanted tew tell yew CLG’s dat if yew clik on mai name an luk at mai lols yew will see teh notes at teh bottom ob teh lol…. ai finkso we haz ruuuum fur yew, leeza-b…. YAY
ohai Jamamamama!
Sowry u missed us last nite, I had to excape the dredded… um.. whut do we call it? I fink we need a name for this phenomonom.
I fink:
Showall Onleeits Borked (SOB) Thred?
IfinkSO!
Fanks for skweezing me in teh pickshur! ♥
Waht??? What happened??? Ai went to bed becuz ai cudn’t commint enemoar.
ohai and gud mornin Janet!
It was teh same thing that happened on LCB birfdai thred.
I guess now once u get so manny commints, teh thred starts a sekkund page and u have to keep cliking on ’show all’ at teh bottom of teh page. It’s SEW annoying! As I guess u thot too! LOL!
Sew I went in serch of a thred wif less commints that we cud play on wiffowt gettin a hedake. which is how we ended up here!
YeeeHaw!
I can has saddle plz? Kthxbai.
Ai fink teh goggie wud be happier wiv a saddul 2 purrtekt him frum teh pointee ens!
MUSH!! MUSH!!
ah noes Tidmum, ai beeleeve teh correk term iz …..gushie fud !
hay! u is nawt docsun!
get a long little goggie!
Its yur Mis Fortyoon an non ob mai oen!
so iffen dis wuz a docsun den woud the kitteh hafta say ‘get a little long goggie?’
Faster goggie faster! WHEEEEEEE!!!
Poor goggie!
Hoomiliashun. He has eet.
Wowzurs. habent been heerz in a bit.
Peeps I duuna noes, but dey dunna noes me tot.
HAI PEEPLES!!!
HAI MELISSA!
Ai be wun uv teh peeples yu duz nawt no n ai duz nawt no yu, but we awl cheezpeeps so awl gud!!!
YAY! An huzzah to you
W00ty w00t w00t!
{{{{{{Melissa}}}}}} IZZIT reelee YOOOOOOOO!!!!’
*dans ov joi*
Ai hav bin wundering an wundering where yoo wuz – an sooo hoeping yoo wud com bak!!!
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Did yoo know taht fur mee, yoo AR ICHC!!! No wun can “pew pew pew* laik yoo can!
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W00T W00t!! YAY!! Melissa iz HEER!!!!
well den a
PEW PEW PEW!
jus fer u!
Fankoo foar teh warm n fuzzee welcum bak!
Speshuls. i feelz eet.
I will say I miss votin burgurz, an summat teh peeps usta beez here,
BUT TEH ALLUS NICE PEEPS HERE!
So I maeks noo frenz nao.
::hedbonk melissa::
Oh hai! N-E fwend ob JCH4K iz uh fwend ob mine.
BTW – Yesterday, Cheez sed dey awr wurkin awn bringink bak teh burgur.
OH nativeca66! Yoo just dont know!! Melissa iz teh BEST!!!!! She awlwaiz duz it rite!! . Fur mee, she iz teh verree embodeemint ov ICHC!!
Hm. Mai speshul powrs uv obser… obsr… seein fings, telling me taht JCH4K haz a happeh.
Oh yes!! ai duz!! ai reelle, reelle duz!!
Mai awsumlee acyoot perce… precip… bilty tu see fings, let me show yu it.
Ai beeleev it. Ai can see hoa eggsited yew awr. Datz uh troo testawmint tu her greatness. Ai am awnured tu be in the presents ob such awesumness and WIN! Wii hab tu git melissa bloo sew wii can beefwend her and send messages tu her profile.
oh hai! I seez r dresseded apprp..appop…
rite.
Yesh, ai awlmost awlwayz does. I hab dis bloo CHRG and green wun and yellow wun and udder hatz. Ai awlsew awlwayz wears mai protektive cyoot filtering glasses tu protek meh frum teh awl teh splortashusness here.
oh Hai nativeca66,………ai been m eenin tu axes yu, ….iz yur naem gotz tu du wiff yu be-in a native callyfournuan ???? borned in 1966, ai’m gessing……
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wat pawrt ov good ole Callyfournua ar yu frum ?
::touches finger tu nose::
Yew got it! Ai am borned adn bred in SoCal. Ai am awn teh cheezmap.
Ooohhhh! I see yew awr in Emryville where teh wunnerful LeapFrog toys iz created. I bizit there awl teh tiem. I wurk fur their logistics provider.
oh ho ! den we shood instagatez a cheezfren meet….Kaffleen teh Dawn Key an Roger (Booklion) lives up neer Daviz an iz onli a our or sew away !!!
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lass tyme ai wented up dere, mebbe diz tyme, dey cood cumz dwon heer, Berkeley Marina iza kool plaise tu meetz ……
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‘n Emeryville iza kindz a bit skary plaise tu livz….ai heerz gunshotz awl teh tyme rownd heer……an sum nites ,ai fink dey iz blowin up teh bay brijj !!
…..oar ww3 haz startud……
{{{{{{{salleh}}}}}}}
I hoap yew iz safe.
Uh cheezmeet???!!!? Hurray!
Dat wuld bii full ob awsum and win!
And with Kaffleen and Roger?
Extra win!
’s’cuse me while I breaks into dis conbersayshun to say ohai, Salleh, and also that I am not Roger, though I am booklion. Roger is Freelion.
ooh ai fogotted tu axe, wat part ov sowff callyfournua ar yu frum ……ai libbed der fer miny a yeer, jest moveded bak up heer tu teh bay area lass yeer…..ai hav livved in
Alhambra
San Marino,
Pasadena
VanNuys
Norff Hollywerid
Echo Park ( an der ar reely echoz der tu !)
Highland Park
Los Angeles, ( Hancock Park area)
Sierra Madre
Newport Beech
Costa Mesa
Corona del Mar
Balboa Island
. ai finkz datz awl !!….gigglol, ai dint noes ai had libbed in sew miny plaises til ai rited dem awl owt
nope ai forgotted Santa Ana
WP nommed mai cawmint. I will wait fur it tu show up, coz it won’t let meh post it again.
Borned in Newport Beech
Libbed in Simi, Santa Ana and Cawnoga Park az uh kidlet.
Family moobed tew Riverside wen ai wuz 4.
Libbed briefly in Running Springs, Corona, Irvine and Fontana at diffrunt tiems wen ai…ahem…growed up.
But ai keep coming bak to Riverside.
Ai jes bawt uh new house awn teh outskirts, and ai fink dis iz gunna bii mai foreber hoam.
ar paffz musta crosseded wunce oar twises !!…ai haz a jelus…yu gotz a forebber hoem……
ai duzzunt noes ifn ai’ll ebber hav wun ov doze …..
awwwwwwwwwwww
{{{{{SALLEH}}}}}
Duz yew need uh dawpshun?
Doan wurry, yew’ll hab wun.
Jes ‘member, iz nawt uh playce.
Iz jes where teh heart iz.
Teh Big Cheez hisself told me just yesterday (oar dai befoar) taht they ar still werking awn it – an they mite be bak soon!
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An sum ov teh old peepl – well – umm – nawt old – but – former?? peepl drop in frum taim to taim – an if tehy see that YOOO ar bak, maybe they wud com bak too!!
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Yoo an Stend an Teho. Ai awlwaiz thot ov yoo azz teh three-legged stool that held us awl up – oar upawn wich we sat??? LOL! Eneway – yoo see teh consept!!
Cuz speshuls. Yoo ar!!
u too baybee!
Oopsse daysees! dat wuz ‘posed to up dere wif teh JK4K’s commint. lol
Ok Stawp messin wif mah hed!
I dunna has mah speshul splodin hed garmint awn yet!!!
Hai Melissa!!
Hai leeza-b!
Nise ta meetcha! Wish I cud stay and play but I wuz just on teh way owt to dinner. Sooshi! mmmmm
But hope 2 see u agin soon!
SOOOSHI!!!
oh hao I luuurve teh sooshi!
Jeloos. I has eet.
Raw feeshees r full of nommie gudniss!
plz to eet sum sashemee foar me!
PLEH raw fishies …..yu guise kan hav mi shares….
fankoo salleh! I will eet dem wif relish!
Well wasabee akshuly…
OHai Melissa!!! We has met before, but ai has been in teh witless proteckshun program an changed mai identitee to escape a pleh-y abatar. I wuz SJ an now am Martoonie. Welcum back!!!
Hurrrriez, stoopy goggie. Teh gushifudz iz gittin stayle!!!!11!!!
dey iz praktisseng foar deh sirkus, aifinkso! sind in dey klownses!
Hi-yo Blackie!
Dis taksi cab be funny…
It r NAWT cash cabz!!
Ifn u pulls teh tayl,
monees nawt comes owt.
hey… I did one like this already.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1892114
I think mine’s better.
Dis wun jus crackeded me upppp! Poor goggie.
nice photo
Wut a gud, kind, payshunt goggie. Goggie unnerstan silleh liddl kitteh.
SWEET goggie.
This little kitten is just too adorable…