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menee happitayl birfdais tew LCB! heer’s yur gift!
*when unwrapped, the gift proves to be a mobile (like for babies) made of
platinum CD’s, which when hung is not only valuable, but shines and makes
pretty rainbow prisms all over the room every time the sun hits it – but it’s
not in a box – oh no! – it’s being held negligently by an unsuspecting YNG,
ripe for the plucking*
ai’ll leeb it up tew yu ef yu wants teh shiney fing oar teh YNG oar teh boff
uvdem.
happi hatchings-dai turtlol! ai haz teh gift fur yu tew!
*turtlol’s present explodes with confetti when unwrapped and reveals a box
full of blendy pens, moon sand, and all those other cool looking As Seen On
TV toys that your mother never let you buy because she said they were junk*
Ohai SarahD! ai doan no yu bery weel, but happi wedding weeshes tew yu
adn yur entended! heer’s teh wedding prezent fur yu!
*carefully and lovingly wrapped in cream colored paper with intricate shiney
silver ribbons, the end of each tipped with a bell that chimes slightly when
moved, this gift slowly grows and grows until it resolves into a massive
belltower with bells of every size, shape, sound and timbor. they slowly
begin to play the Anniversary Waltz*
ai’m raysing teh chair-eeyot mayde uv klowds adn pulled bai six yuropeen
swallows. dey’re unladen swallows, kause teh trayces am mayde uv mist adn
raynebows. ai skim ober teh grownd wif a kwikness!
did u bring a coconut caek??
*drool*
*cheks dawn awn teh floor uv teh chair-eeyot*
Oh luk! dere IS teh coconut caek heer! whoda thunk it?
Whoo wants teh slyse?
Ai du! Ai du!!! Fank yu, M21K!!!! Duz sumware in dat comfettee has sum See Munkees? Ai AWL WAYZ wunted See Munkees, and mahm sed, “dat’s junk, yu can nawt spens yur munnie awn dat c**p!!”
Fanks fur teh coconawt kaek, tu!
Ai gunna be fattest if Ai keep nomming awl dis kaek dat peeps is gibbing me!
Wut a swell hatchi-annibersary Ai hads!! YIPPEE!!!!
ohai, burfday fairy going to jump in heer (kinda late today) for a ride on teh chariot ob clowds, to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to LCB, turtlol, an ob corse anywun else hoo might kan haz tehr burfdays today!! an a happy wedding to sarahd!!! tehrs alreddy lots ob gud noms goin arownd, so i haz just bringed shiny goodie bags filled wif ebreewun’s favrit wishes!! look inside an yoo will find yor bestest wish!!! (pee ess teh goodie bags are for ALL teh party guests!!) an majik sparkly wish-granting konfettis!
¤ × ς з Ф є א ¤ × ς з Ф є א ¤ × ς з Ф є א ¤ × ς з Ф є א ¤ × ς з
ς з Ф є א ¤ × ς з Ф є א ¤ ς з Ф є א ¤ × ς з Ф є א ¤ ς з Ф є א ¤
є א ¤ × ς з Ф є א ¤ ς з є א ¤ × ς з Ф є א ¤ ς з є א ¤ × ς з Ф є א
Ф є א ¤ ς з є א ¤ × ς з Ф є Ф є א ¤ ς з є א ¤ × ς з Ф є Ф є א ¤
Congrats on winning teh racye, m21k! I hasn’t has this much fun since u and me was brang back from teh ded by Aahz! (Where is that racsal anyways?)
Thx for teh prezzie! U say I can has shiny things and YNG? Kthxoboyoboyoboy!
I’ll has caek, 2, plz. Here, turtlol, u can has my coconuts.
*cutting and handing out coconut cake to everypeep that wants one*
heer yu boff r.
uv korse dere’s see munkees in dat box, turtlol! dem’s wun uv teh biggest swindles eber, wchich maeks dem teh bestest hatchiversary dai gifts. jest add teh water adn watchem go!
fanks fur teh cancatshulachuns, LCB! dis wuz mai nawt-sekond rayce tew! wuz lotsuv funnies and bery egg citing tew win! ai awlwais can has teh best tyme wen ai can spend tyme wif teh cheezpeeps. stoopy wurk keeps meh awai moar dan ai wuld lyke, tho. wii did has teh fun going ded adn bak agin wif Aahz!
Can sumwun tell mee where taht happened???? Ai dint see it, an it sounds moast interesting.
An – where iz Aahz, eneway. Ai havnt seen him fur a long taim, either.
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An conga ratez to yoo, mom21kitteh! Winning a rayce laik this awn yur nawt second taim out – reelee fast!!!
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Ai’m just happee to be in the winners serkel! An thanks so much fur the taystee an nootrishus cake.
wii gotted ded awn dis lol, adn gotted rez…wresur…nawt ded awn teh next wun after.
/icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/30/funny-pictures-eated-my-brudders/
err…no wayt. mebbee ai gotted ded awn teh wun bfour dat wun. dat’s wher LCB gotted ded, tho.
HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY.
Birfdey greetinz tu u, n a langweg evin moar n-skrootubul dan lospeek.
winnie teh pooh ref FTW!
Oh, and BTW, be sure to check downthred for my message and to see what I brang to teh proceedings!
Ai wud pleez.
Ai just got bak frum waching Tessm video – an ai think ai ar a liddle dizzee. An sum cawfee, too, pleez.
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*sits down feeling a bit stunned*
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Ai think mayee ai’ll just go sumwhere an direkt a play. Taht maeks so much moar sense to me.
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*nom nom nom teh delshus coconut caek.* *sip sip sip teh hawt cawfee*
AI naut so gud at maekin beeg berfday imaginings. Ai do luf so mush reedin aw da fun stuff. It gibs meh a happy!
But ai do luf our LCB an wishin her best happy berfday eber!
Thx so mush, md! I lufs u rite back. Teh parties and stuffs be so mush fun. Wish that IRL was like this too!
An Happy Berfday tu mah favoret turtle saver- turtlol!
(Psst ah naut chek how da turtlol ew sav few monfs go maeks out, but ai still finks uv how ew saved him!)
*hmmmmmMMMMMmmmmMMMMMmmmmm*
*cups hands to yell over strange humming noise*
happi birfday to Turtlol and LCB!!
happi wedding to SaraD!!
hmmm. wurdpretzel is doing its fing. ai tries again.
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yew wants speed?
yew can’t handle teh speed!!
*hmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmMMMMM*
sound comez frum deep below teh erf
on the border of Fronce and Switzerland
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ruh-roh.
the door to teh Large Hadron Collider haz been lefted open
and look, Igor in the accelerator chamber
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2175608
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that’z Igor just below the middle of teh picshur
wut is he up to?
up to? glad yew asked.
he is acclereating himzelf around and around
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2175669
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this little dial here
*polishes wif sleeve*
measures how fast him going, in percent of speed of teh light
27%
42%
55.5%
*hmmMMMMmmmMMMMmmmmMMMM*
65%
71%
*hmmMMmmMMmmMMmmMMmmMM*
…..
…87%
97%
*hMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm*
99%
99.9%
OK, himz is up to speed (nawt-secund time anyone has said that about Igor).
Igor smashes head-on into beam of particles going otter way
*kablooey*
sub-atomic particules spray out in all direcshuns
like teh littlest teensiest firewurks
spelling out in multiple cololors
“happi birfday to turtlol”
“happi birfday to LCB”
“happi wedding day to SaraD”
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wut?
the spelling out part didn’t werk?
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2175626
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oh well, spelling is nawt Igor’s strong suit
but he says that it gives a tingly feeleing to smash headon into a beam of particles at 99% the speed of light. He says otter cheezpeeps can try, if tehy get there before the police arrive. He says fhjaso $^&hTYUkj_0 and there are no 27&^% bad effectz …
u has seen tihs?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM
yes, ai luvs that vidyeoo. fanks fer posting here. *snert*
iz teh bomb! uh-oh…
Oh Phillippe, those visual aids are fabulous.
Is it possible to tour the super-collider?
I would LOVE to see it up close!
*tries to act like it’s just a casual spur-of-the-moment request*
why, TBiW, how good to see you. Perhaps, martoonies in the Toroidal LHC Apparatus? Perhaps this ebening?
*skillfully acts as if he is too stupid to be suspicious*
That sounds lovely!
The TLCHA sounds just fascinating!
Can I bring my camera?
*luks innosent*
Why certainly. But only if you allow me to take a picture of you to remember the evening by.
*luks like he hasn’t figured anything out*
*blushes*
But of course!
Unfortunately, I have to go right now… I have
werksbusiness I must attend to.I’ll meet you there at, shall we say, 11?
*takes Phillips hand and squeezes it ever so gently*
Til tonight.
*then goes back in time and spells Phillippe’s name correctly*
Tha is so eggsalad! Teh mostest skiense I’z lerned since Steve taut my baby girl to sing de solursystemsong! I’z gonna show mai girlicues wen dey gets home from skool!
PS duz it bug ennywun else Srah Palin (like W.) cant say New Clear Fizziks curektly? You’d fink McCain wudda seed teh Howland Owl version in Pogo, n cood teech her, he sez it rite.
Ai r nawt a fizisist, but Ai noes hao 2 sae it. Mai naybur nd Ai wur awn teh fone laffing abowt it last nite.
Ai am nawt no physicist, but I noes what matters!
she duzzint no how 2 cross a gee-ranium plant wif a yew tree, dat’s fo sho!
@@@@@ Okeefenokie ref FTW!
lol, nuffin like fizisists gettin down wif tehm bad selfs.
(my dad, bof bruvvers, an my boy iz in fizix)
Fanks fur postin dis, tessm! Wowsers!
okay, phillipe, yoo winz teh interwebs for today!!!!!!
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thnx fer teh burgers. some for everybody!!
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An wud yoo laik a chonklit biscotti?? Ai hav plentee fur ebreewun!
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*puts plentee ov chonklik biscotti awn teh tabul cobbered wif a byootiful cloth from Provence, in delicate yello, blu an lit ornj colors.
ooh, biscotti.
*picks up biscott*
*dunks in tea*
nomnomnom
thank yew janet
*runs off twerk*
Yeah, wut lunarmommy sedded!
Thx, PdB and Igor for blinding us oncet again wif science. I can has ride in eggsellerator chamber next?
Ohai lcb.
Can ai pleez com wif yoo??? ai am still a bit dizzee frum wacing tessm’s video, an ai need a bit ov distrakshun.
Sure! U can ride shotgun.
*climbs in, puts on driving glubs, adjusts mirrors, checks teh radio to make sure its’ tooned into a good station, presses and/or pulls sordid buttons and levers*
*ominous rumbling and scientific noises*
Here we goes!
WWWWEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!
Uh,oh…beginning to get teh moshun sickness !!
Hold on, eeck! We’ll pull over at teh vry first 7-Elebenty we comes to.
*claps happily fur Philipe! FTW!!!!
scalar field theory probide gud birfday stravaganza!
Happy birfday, LCB! *raynbow peeks thru clouds n arches daon tu tuch a bi-i-ig pot uv shiney fings uv lawts uv kinds!* Wishes tu yu fur an awsum day n an awsum yeer wif lawts uf lubs n shineys!
Happy hatchiversary, turtlol! Heer be… oof, tihs is hevy!… heer be baskit wif froots taht turtlols lyk tu eet, n plushees uv Pinkee n teh Brayn taht tawkin when yu pulls teh tail! Hoep yu haz az many moar wunnersum hatchiversaries az, um, az a turtlol taht livs az lawng as a Galapagos tortoise duz!
Conga-rats, SarahD! *frows flowar petles awl ober teh plais, speshully roses n orinj (nawt poisin!) blossoms* Luv strong enuff taht yu want tu spend yur lyfs tugevver is a grate gift!
*puts awn teh prism joolry taht maeks teh lil raynbows ebrywhair when teh sun hits, braselets n anklets n awl*
dans dans shimmy twist dans leep spin dans dans
Ai in kitteh-bed prism-huvercraft taht floats awn raynbows taht teh sun maeks wen it hits teh dangly prisms awl roun the edge.
awwww fank yoo prysma-kitteh! Yu NOES Ai lubs me sum Pinkee an teh Brane!!
fank yu fur yur gud wishts!!! Itz been a mowst wunnerful cupla daze, Ai must say!!!!!!
Moar shiney things! O, whut will I use to stoar all of them?
Thx, prysma-kitteh! Plz to go downthred and has a drink from my speshul guest. U heard rite. Don’t have a cow. No, wait. Have one!
Ohai ebereewun. Wii iz selabratin’ lotza stuff todai. Happee happee birfdai to Turtol & LCB. *singinging* “hao ol R U, hao ol RU” – J/K!!!!11!!! An a berry berry bigbigbig CON CAT SHOE LACES to SarahD awn herz Weddeding Dai tomarrow!!!11!!!! Wisshin U wondermus happeez. And lotza cheezburgers @@@@@@@@@@@
Ai fawt ai wud be latelatelate bcuz ai wuz flyin’ in awn teh USS Voyager bak frum teh Delta Cwahdrant, butt it luukz liek ai eben gotz heer b4 Annipuss! Nao tahtz saiing sumpfin, aifinkso!
Thx, Karen! Good show in teh race. Go downthred and has a drink and mabye fet some advices from Firemans Biff!
Happi hatchday Turlol
Happi Weddin dai Sarah D
Happi birfdai LCB
Mai teh bloo burd uv happiniss fly ober u awl … safelee!
Ai aer ridin in a baff chare pulld bai 6 byootiful wite unik horns
Thx, annipuss! Whut lubly unik orns. I can pets them? *pets them*
*looks up to watch bloo burd uv happiness fly oberhed*
*SPLATCH*
Um, anybuddy gots a spare hunnert dollar towel?
Den dont tink of wun, kitteh!
O noes, dis wuz teh race piksher, i diddeno! happy birfdays to LCB and turtlol and conga rats 2 Sara, wif sparkly fings and wdding caek 4 awl. An chonklit.
Thx! Teh race was fun to watch but since it was kinda ad hoc, not many peeps knew about it in time to put it on their Ad Hockey mom’s Blackberries.
Happy Birthcake to LCB and Turtlol!
*hands dem both shinee kitteh sparklurs*
Happy Weddingcake to Sara!
*hands her sumtheng old, new, and bloo*
Let’s Par-tee!!!!
I flooted in awn a majjik car pet…and now I cant fynd it….where’s LCB???
LCB prooollly fawt majjik car pet iz partof teh birfdai giftees???
O, um, u mean that was urs? Sry. I, er, just sended to Dr. TinyMajickCarPetDocktor to get teh, ah, henweigh adjusted. Yeah, that’s it. Also it looked like teh fetzer valve was out of tolerance, so it might take a few whiles for it to get fixted.
Go downthred and enjoy a nice fresh drink of MO’LC!
MO’LC/milk… taht iz teh bestest pun! an fyremenz tie-in too… ai dunno hao u duz it LCB!
Happy Birthdat LCB an Turtlol!
Happy Wedding SarahD!
Ai raceded in awn mai centaur Rex. Hez a YNG awn top, ob corse, sew Ai holdz awn tite-lik. An Ai sitz awn hiz broad horsey bak an wii rydes lik teh windz! He waz shynee once, but wii hadz tu tone himz down a liddle cuz LCB keeped wantin tu getz a bedder luk in teh lite….
teasel, teasel, teasel…
a YNG onna tawp wiff a stallion’s horseyness onna bottum!?!!!?
were dews one obstain sucha practicle “pet”?
*looks intew crystall ball – seas NB in mai futchur*
Preddy kewl, huh?!?!
An Ai don tink Ai eben haz tu goe tu teh NB animoars cuz Ai libes awn teh left coast an teh NB iz a cupple dayz aweigh frum heer!
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Tu git yr own, yu jest haz tu goes tu teh Cheezland stables an pik wun owt!
Teh stables r jus onna udder syde ob teh Princess Mu meadow.
But teasel! Teh NB iz rite neer the Princess Mu meadow too!!
We ar in Cheezland, in cybur space – an ebreething iz reelee close togedder.
Otai! Den Ai guess mii an rex wil bee spendin tyme der! Nawt such a bad idee, akshully! Ai waz confuzzled bai teh IRL map, witch ob corse haz teh space/tyme kontinumumum stuff awl rong!
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Cweenmj putted teh NB awn teh Cheezmap rite bai yu, JCH4K!! iz dat cuz yu goes der alot, tu?
Ooh! Purdy centaur! I can pets him? *pets him*
Yesh, an yu can “rides” himz tu cuz itz yur birfdai!
(jus bringz himz bak soon, otai?)
An Ai tink yu shud rides himz tu teh NB, Den iffin Ai’m gon, yu can leabe himz neks dour at teh Cheezland Stables. Ai waz gonna goes dew mai errands awn Rex, but itz rainin heer sew yu kin habe him fur awile!
Ok, I’ll does just that. U wouldn’t want him to ride around in teh rain and get… shrinked.
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
oops!
uh, blak kitteh, uh (covers eyes)
HAPPI BURFDAI LCB, AND TURTLOL AND HAPPI WEDDING CATURDAY SARAHD!
So many happi things, ifink we needs a song!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABWyXKT5qt4
And now.. For the presents!
Turtlol- for u I has some shell polishur. To keep ur shell nice and shinee! (LCB u keep ur paws off, I has somthin for u in a minnit)
SarahD- I has a bottomless pitchur of martoonies… you’ll need it by the end of the day tomorrow!
And for LCB!
I has a Ronco Automagic Firemans Debreefer. Combining 2 ov ur WANTS in one!
Sees, *takes RAFD instructshun manual and shows step elebenty* u pushes this buttun, and after u inputs the details of ur fireman rekwest, it generatez the fireman AND the debreefing equipmints so u can has it all in one handee step! AND THAT’S NOT ALL!
U alsew has a speshul REBREEFING buttun so u can rinse and repeet as many time as u want!
*hands RAFD to LCB*
Enjoi!
*wunders if we will ever sees LCB agin*
Today, I was going to borrows Kidney Stones from eeck but she wasn’t reddy to part wif him so I had to improvize. I took the rokkits off the Acme Rokkit Launcher Chare and put them on lollllllolololol. He wasn’t doin anyfing anyways. I tied a rope arownd him and pointed him towards the finish line…. I put on skiz, and had lolllllololol carry a snowmaking mashine in front. SEW, we just lited the rokkit fuse and here we are!
*luks arownd*
Oh, well here I is, anyway! I musta lost lollllllololol somewhere arownd Norfolk. *shrug*
Yew found a use for lollllllolololol !!!1!!!elebenty. No wun has ebber done that before. Ai doffs my hat (w/poi) in yer direkshun, and bows deeply.
But why stop here? There cud be otter uses for him:
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Accelerating in LHC
Ballast in submarine
Crocodololodile bait
D…
LOLZZ!!!!
Dynamyte prackiss target
End of teh short pier expedishun leader
Furst aid responder for wounded grate wite sharks
Grumpiness, poster child for
Helping 800 pound gorilla take out himz frutrashuns
Inbestygator of why otter peoples seem to have so much moar fun
J…
LOL!! Yoo ar awn a roll today!
Yes, watcha got inna beeker, Phillipe? you’z extra brillyant today!
Ground wyre fur lektric stuff
)
Haggis tayster (sorree, Paws4Thot
Igloo bilder
J, , ,
Junque yard werker
Kleener ov portapotteez
Left obers frum fridge (slyltelee stranj luking) tayster
M. . .
Jaws teh shark teefs cleaner
Killer whale washer
Lemmings, leader auf teh cliff
M…
Nawt-sekkond penguin off de cliff int de seal-infestid water
Orange maus taster
Poiny-ends shaupenr
Quick-mop for hawked-up-hairballz
R…
(oops)
Magnet for catchin stray black holez…
(goes above N)
Rokkit Lawn Chiar feul
Soemfin teh kitteh draggeded inna hawz
T…
Target for cow-patty tossing contest
Unidentified Flying Objectionable Presence
Vacation replacement for sourpusses, curmudgeons and pills
W…
Wezzil tamer
X-actly wot yu deserve gitter
Yello jacket stinger tester
Zylowfone played bi toddlers, lissenin tu fureber
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Ta-Da!
Wet wipes (nuff sed)
)
Xtras for war movie (oops we had reel ammo!
YNG servant (wate, maybe that’s too gud?)
Zeppelin HVAC installer
Werdpress comment-losing target
XXXX (Fourex) Exiled ambassador
Yellow-line paintr 4 Rode paved wth gud intenshuns
Zoosweeper
Werdpress comment-eeting target
XXXX (Fourecks) Exiled ambassador
Yellow-line painter 4 Rode paved wth gud intenshuns
Zoosweeper
Washin teh dirtee dipers- b4 teh disposabull wuns
X number of nastee and unplesent things
Y nawt dress him in drag?
Zebra stripy unnerwares add jus teh rite tuch.
Walnut cracker
Xtra farm pikkul pikker
Yellow jello diet furebber
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz he’s dull.
Fanks!
*blushes*
I thot maybee if he could has a useful, it mite put him in a better mood!
It werks wif my dad!
…trust me,leeza…I’m ALWAYS reddy to part wif Kidney Stones…
But u wud miss him, rite?
Maybee next time!
Unless u decides to ride him. I fink he cud be pretty fast wif teh rite motivashun!
Gosh!! Ai just putted Uneek Orn bak in hiz NB stawl – an Ptunia an BR an Kidnewy Stones were awl a bit put awt taht no wun wanted to ryde them in teh rayce.
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But ai gibbed them a lot ov appuls an they ar OK again nao.
..liek Dr.TinyCat chasin him wif teh blastin masheen??
Ai is goin in at teh end uv dis month to has dem play “Asteroids” on teh remaining stones.Blast dem to small bits.
Funnee thing…teh Dr. reely is a tiny guy…..
Ai bettin himz nawt as kyooot as Dr. TinyCat!!!11!!!
Kyoot enuf,but nawt as kyoot as Dr.TC !!!
LOL!!!
*jumps updandown wif joy and happy*
Oooh! Such a nice thing! Thx, leeza! Um, brb
*takes RAFD to show to Firemans Biff*
*in private*
waow! Leeza-b, yu is tu generus! Fank yu sew mush….Ai needs mai shell powlisd as it has gotten rather grungee frum riding awn mai motersykle!!
fanks!!
schmoos!!
Blankit too cheery.
Birfdays & weddins & rayces…OH MY !!!
Ai wuz drivin teh #99 Office Depot OMGCarlthisisnotavideogameLOOKOUTFORTHEWALL
Ford Fusion
Powered by fuel made uv recycled ink cartridges combined with shredded paper made from all those copies that get jammed in the copier.
Oh u definitely gets attacks credit that!
Teh invironingmint thanks u.
*hands eeck a certificate gud for sheelding hur aginst 2 pi attacks*
…as for presents:
To LCB…..a magical armoire wif unlimited spayce to store awl teh shiny fings.
To turtol…an emerald encrusted turtle pin….
To Sarah…..patience,tolerance,and compromize. And love.And moar patience.
(Benn married/divorded twice myself)
Thx, eeck! A magical armoire! Just what I was needifying! Now I has a place to puts my stuff so I don’t accidentally give it to
the fenceGoodwills!Mabye next year I can gets a magical legoire to match?
…followed by teh footoire teh year after dat !
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AWL DRISST IN FUR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EksEnDKKTlE&feature=related
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HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER LOCATBURGLAR ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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HAPPEY HATCHDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY HATCHDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY HATCHDAY♪ DEER TURTLOL ♫
♫ HAPPEY HATCHDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Wow! Anuther Uneek Horm! I can pets it? *pets it*
And thx for teh singing, JCH4K! U has such a lubly voice. And u look fabyooluss in ur gown and ur trayne is right on time! Um, u mentioned a tiara, but I don’t see it on ur hed.
*hides tiara behind back*
GO downthred and have MO’LC give u a 16-ownce mocha wif extry spresso. My treat! (Her teat, tho.)
JanetCH4K, yu has sush a lubblee voice! Fank yu fur singin tu us!!!
We lubs yu!
from un inveterur … unvetur … ahm, Iz awlwayz lurkin picklol peep:
wishin happy hatchinday to turtlol
—handsyew a packet uf wax ‘n a Sham-wow!
also happy birfday to lolcatburglar
—giftes yew a nyoo masque studdud with jewlols
an’ bestust wishus for SarahD on hers wedding awn Caturday!
—lookz in pocketses, finds nuthin bahr-oh’d or bloo. Does have ginormus weddin cake, tho!
Iz ridin da bus, thass why Iz latur.
Yoo were reelee gud, MicklPickl. This wuz yur furst rayce – rite? an yoo ar in teh WINNERS SERKEL!!! Yay!
Ebreewun hoo coms in in teh sayme furst taim iz in teh winners serkel. an tehn we hav teh rest ov teh entrees in teh order in wich they appered.
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Once, sumwun wuz a hole day layte – but she wuz riding a giunt snail. An LCB roed Mt McKinlee an had trubble getting started – s0 she wuz layte too.
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But az long az we awl hav fun, we ar doing it rite!!
ai finkso we has a 13-way macrame. Better order extra fuds and shampane for teh winner’s celebrashun!!
ZOMG! no wai!
Iz my not-sekkund race, and I joinz da winnerz?! No wai!
Congrats, MicklPickl! And thx for my noo shiny, sparkly mask. I’ts gonna be all aI can does to not steel it from myself.
Happee happee birfdai LBB & Turtlol, happee weddin SarahD!!!!
LCB even, sorree
aiz ridin a balsa wud ayrplain powered buy mennee titley wound rubbah bandz dat maik a raspberri sound wen dey unwind *pppllllllppppppbbbbtttttt*
dang, ai fergitz 2 gib de prezentz, fer LC & Turtlol shinnee sparkley parti hattiez cubered in glitter uv awl cullerz dat de tawps open up fer de lil propellerz 2 pop owt in caze transplortation iz needed. Fer SarasD a bebe hedgie hawg holder 2 put in her bookay & a twenny fut trayne maid uv sparkley lammee fer her weddin drezz.
O hai, bf473! I can has ride in balsam-wood plain? I don’t mind if it goes fast, but DO NOT WANT going to high. That be ok?
coarse u cahn! skweeze in heer wif meh & AfriCat! wif awl 3 uv uz ai doan tink we bee goin bery hi, dese rubbah bandz cahn onlee dew sew mush. *pppplllllpppppbbbbtttttttzoom!*
menee and menee moar Hippo Birdies tew the infannimouse LCB and the shy turtlol!!!1!! Hippy Weeding Washes two SarahD & her financier !!! Fur LCB I haff a 1916 pennee I founded yesterdai, too turtlol I giffs a lambay lettuce leaf, and tew SarahD a silva candylol shtck.
*i camez in onna ice slab paddled buya pola bare*
ooooh! can ai hugz teh polah bayer?? pls????
Be caerful…
ohai tessm !! ov coors yoo can – herz naem is Aurora Borealis
and she works with greenpeace
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http://www.blog.makaruchi.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/auroraborealis.jpg
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http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/30/aurora-borealis_428.jpg
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http://www.greenpeace.org/raw/image_full/india/photosvideos/photos/aurora-borealis-over-greenpeac
sry, i wash reedin awlla wondermouse commits and
finkin’ thet i hasta bee maor creatiff phur next rayce!
No! Was lubly. And now we has moar ice for all teh drinks.
*pets Aurora Borealice*
“financier” tee hee, taht wurks awn manee levels
Yung Fronkensteen ref, FTW!
yew wants speed?
yew can’t handle teh speed!!
*hmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmMMMMM*
sound comez frum deep below teh erf
on the border of Fronce and Switzerland
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ruh-roh.
the door to teh Large Hadron Collider haz been lefted open
and look, Igor in the accelerator chamber
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2175608
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that’z Igor just below the middle of teh picshur
wut is he up to?
…”I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”
oops … this comint wuz misplaced by (guess who) wurdpretzel. Yew can find out the whole story up above.
Ai NOOOOO yoo were planning sumting fantastikal!
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That wuz a GRATE rayce fur such short notiss.
thankyou… it wuz a grate race. Lotza fun.
TO AWL THE RACERS
If yoo havnet yet sayed waht yoo were ryiding, plees go up and do so – an then we can to teh rayce recap – so teh winners an runners-up will bee cleer to see,
KTHX!!
Iz ridin’ a hommaed raft. I maded it wif my ownz handz adn I willz paddllles it man manu… wif my owns handz. Doz I get ward for beeing nivroementtly fwendly?
yas u definitlolly gets attacks credit!
*hands F&O’s momma certificate gud for proteckshun aginst 2 seltzer watter attacks*
you getz a CLG seal of approval. Fishes to feed the seal not inkluded.
*from a lon wayz off n very faintlee*
Hoppy Buffday to Lolcat Burglar
Happi Hatchday for westerday to Turtlol
Congrawtumalashuns on der happi ebent ob ur mawige sarah ands furute mr sarah
Happi day to LCB, Sarah and all de ozzer peeps.
Aiz flying round de wurld in my Opiemobile! Itz black and white furry goggie-shaped sled dat runs on environmntlee frenlee kibble power.
ummmm….wish Ai cud say low emissions, but dat nawt b quite de troof.
ru-roh! I fergitted turtlol. Happy to Tortlol too! I bringz fancy gushifuds in sparklee wrappings wif silver ribbenz and starz an glitter!
O hai divaktty123. I can pets teh not-quite-so-low-emissions Opiemobile? *pets it near teh tail end, then suddently — and for no parikkaler reason — goes to pet teh front end insted*
*In the sky high above the assembled cheezepeep family a small silvery glow is spotted. As the glow comes closer you can see that it is a huge silver kitteh shimmering and shinning like a full moon. It floats gently to the ground, landing noiselessly on soft silky paws only to spring back upwards and float gently earthward. This time as the moonlight coloured kitteh reaches the ground it seems as if it is only half it previous size. A figure deftly slips off the kitteh’s back and skillfully lands flat on its back, it is a slightly green and stunned looking Maggsuverhoomun. She absently mindedly tethers the gently bouncing kitteh (which has now halved in size again), to a passing YNG.
“OHai, Let me inerduce you to mai Moon Kitteh, she hidz in mai pawket wen Guiness Piggeh an aie wuz stuck onna mune. Iz noe problum to keeps, she nawt used to earf grabbity yet n is a bit bawncy an keepz waxin an waynin. Onli problem is she occasionally exlipses n tehn aie cant be finding her so good”
* During the introductions the strange silvery kitteh still continues to gently bounce and reduce in size, her luminosity fading as she begins to shrink and darken.*.
“Wei hab comes to be gibbing awt presents and well wishies. Happi Buff Day deer LCB and Turtlol ana Happi Nupptewels Sarah.”
*Pulls out a huge present at least 61/2 feet tall and 4 foot wide, wrapped in gold and silver paper with sparkling ribbons and little mirrors reflecting the sunlight and casting little light spots over all the gathered cheezepeeps.*
“This r the biggest shiney fing aie cud find LCB, it r a majikal bawx n mani firemenz can be stored in itz an dey will keepz fresh n nawt get squished.”
*Pulls out a smaller present wrapped in green and blue paper that shimmers like an ocean on a sunny day. On closer inspection you can see wrapping paper has little animated turtlols playing in the sea, water skiing, kite surfing, body surfing and racing dolphins among the breakers.*
“This r a can ob Turtlol wax fur dat jest stepped outta the hatchin shell luk. It maeks ur shell smoove and shiney n helps u slip fru the waber wib eaze. Hmmmm uze it cawfulli as sume turtlols findz it irresitable.”
*dermanagementrnawtresposyblefuranpossiblesydeeffectslieklubstrukturtlolsfollowinuroundallatiemKthxbai*
“An fur Sarah I gots nuffin but adbise, nebber goes to bed onna a argument. A mattress is sooo much bedder aiefinkso, so ere is a majik mattress dat always be as saft or firm as you bowf wants.”
*Maggsuverhooman turns to retrieve her Moon Kitteh only to find that it is not where she thought she had left it. Taking out a torch and a telescope Maggsuverhoomun sets off to find her missing pet.*
Yu needing ryde tu help fynd Moon Kitteh? Kitteh huverbed goes preddy fast when tehre’s lawts uv sunlyte.
fankQ Prysm aie mite hab to wait til nite see if Moon Kitteh comes awt
Sowry I can’t halp MUH. I mite need a ride too. Mine got losted somewhere on teh way. But stranjlee, I is not all taht upset abowt it.
*giglol* Iz a big kitteh-bed, n awl cumfees so cn sleep awn teh way!
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Yu iz ryte, taht iz so berry berry stranj taht yu nawt iz upset bowt lololol bein losted…
aie is still gigeloling
mai balsa wud playne iz standin bye 2 if needed fer de serch
thnx bluesfan thiz iz Kitteh’s nawt sekund teim offa da mune so aiez tink she jest be luking arawnd. Aie noz she iz safe ina cheezeland
Probly she finding otter kittehs tu playing wif.
Aie haz a sad cos I hab to leave teh parti. Have lota fun Cheezpeeps just liek I hab
Aw. Bye! {{{MUH}}} See yu layter, kay?
Ashully, ai shud go tu.
Need tu getting kitteh gushifud befoar kitteh suppertiem!!!! Iz berry berry important fing!!!!!!!!
Pet stoar awnlee ten minnits walk away, but tehy foster teh bebbeh kittehs fur teh local Humane Society, so ai myte be gone a whyle.
Sumhao, ai be getting less wurking dun, n moar laffings happening, sins ai started being heer, nawt shur what happeneded…. {{{cheezfrens}}}
Er, akshully… akshully.
We knowed whut u ment !!
No need to blush !!
Schmoo sum bebbehs for us !!!
Such a wondermuss gift! A shiny stacker/sorter/stoarer for my firemans! Thx so much, Maggsuverhoomun!
*Runs off to fetch some firemans to stack, sort and stoar*
owow! Maggsuverhooman, yu iz tu kind tu uz awl! Turtlol Wax! YAY!!!
bettern choklit, it iz! (and nawt fattenin, eider!)
fank yu, Ai hopes yu finds yur wanderin M-o-o-n dat spelz Kitteh soon!!!!
Basement Cat iz dizkurajed frum ebil planning sessessession bcuz ob teh prittee culurz awn teh blankee. Wunder if iz liek teh CheezPeepz Map Blankee??!!??11??
She’s my kitteh, and that’s a towel!
Dat’s toatalee mai kitteh.
On mai beach towel.
Happeh Birfdai to LCB, turtlol
and Wedding Wishes to Sarah D
I gibs LCB a shiny dangly gold pendant
Sarah D lubly lace tablecloth
and turtlol some choclit moose
and den dere is a big choclit cake fur eberyone to sharez
and in deh race I is on deh magik carpit flying wid mah kittehs
(dey is sleeping tho)
Thx! Shiny! Dangly! Gold! Ooh! it’s in teh form of a tiny, shiny, dangly gold YNG!
*runs out to look at it in the light*
I writed u a response but WP eeted it. Mabye it will get horked up soon.
Anyways, see u tomorrow at teh zoo? Whoo-hoo!
Happee burf day Deer LCB an Turtlol !!!
anna berry happee weddingday to SaraD!!
Ohai AC, u wantz a ryde inna meh balsa playne? deres plenny uv rum!
*PPPPLLLLLLPPPPPPPPBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT* flyze in & pikz up AC, zoomz awf! *pppppppllllllppppbbbbbbbttttttt!
Wooo Hoooo!!!!
Thx, AfriCat! Plz to be halping urself to some MO’LC!
Happi birfdai to awl deh birfdai lolpeepz frum yew-tah! Iz a grate dai!! Mai yew awl hav lotsa shinee fings tew plai wif!
*looks up from big pile of shinytoys.*
Thx so much! This is teh best birfday I’ve ever had here. Last yeer we didn’t does parties like this. Was fun, but this if fun to teh elebentieth degree.
yikez de traffik be kaos tudai! flyin masheens & ground masheens & critter pulled masheens, o mai!
I tink ur on to sumpin with this narrativ proz stile, make a stori, i’ll draw da picturez, an we make da monez en roll aroun da floor throwin the hundit dolr billz in da air…
when aye hab no new ebil plan, aye just use an old ebil plan all over…
*a rush uv tynee wings an a flash uv purple an red, as I rydes in on mah trusty steed, Ruby teh Hummingburd, wayring her noo sparkly red an purple swetter*
*wayves frum mah perch as I flies by*
Ohai! LCB, happeh happeh day to yoo, an menneh moar!
An turtlol, may yor days be turtle-y an sweet!
SarahD, I hoeps yoo haz a chanz to check in heer today! I left yoo a speshul 9-kitteh harmonik relaksayshun massage on teh “SURPRIZE” pikshor frum yestiday!
To LCB, I givs a shynee sparklee prizm fur yor window; ohai, luk, itz teh famuss dimund known as The Light of Peace!
To turlol, I givs yoo a green silk skarf to wayr, wit turtlol dezines onnit.
An to SarahD, I givs yoo a wish fur teh best Happily Ever After a gurl culd wish for! An heerz a bloo laycee hankee fur yoo to karry on yor speshul day!
Moar shiny stuff! O, thx gremlin!
I is so glad u came to reskew me and Salleh that time in teh libarry when we was stuck up on that high shelf and that nasty Type 6 troll was trolling away down below.
U buckled teh swash outta him that day, I can tell u!
*Spin an twirl an caper an pranse*
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*Doin the Happitayl Birfday danse* Happy Birfday LCB.
I brought you a solid shiny ‘Get out of Jail free’ card. It has unlimited usage. (I haz a feline it may come in yoosful
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**Spin an twirl an caper an pranse*
*Doin the Happitayl Hatchday danse* Happy Hatchday Turtlol.
For you,I bring a beautiful carved wooden chair,in the shape of a Turtol.It has a nice sawft green cusshun.I thot it wud be nice to use it by Turtlol’s Pond,when you have time to sit and reflect,by the cool water.
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*Spin and twirl and caper and pranse*
*Doin a Happitayl Wedding danse* Congratulations,Sarah D and Mr Sarah D on your forthcoming Nuptial celebrations.
For You, a Rose, called Wedding Day. Plant this together and make a wish for your future. This rose will grow and be nurtured by your love for one another.
It’s blooms will ever remind you of your Wedding day.
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Congratulations and Happitayl days to all of you, and to all the other peeps who share their special days with you.
…….*Tidmum flys up and away being carried by a Post of Carrier Pigeons*…..
Note to seff : … get teh Trycicle fixed – It’s cold up here…
Tidmum! That shiny GOJFC is just teh thing! I’ll put it in my wallet rite awa– hay! Whare my wallet is?
*pats self*
Oh, here it is. In teh seekrit compartment of my birfday soot. Whew! I thought I had been self-burlged!
awww, Fanks, Tidmum!! Ai cans yuse a nize sittee-downie plaze rite abowt naow!
(ggrrrrr stoopie Werd prez, tehy keeps eetin mai kommintz!!!!)
Ai hope dis wus showz up; if not, yu lemme noe, ‘k? LOL
Am Ai tuu laete fur deh raece??? Happyy birfday n wedding an ebbryting tu awl celebrants!
Ai rode a Bebbee piggy momma-set. We didn go very fazt.
Thx jajeh! U may not have gotten there fast, but whut a cute little vehicle us choosed!
Ackshalllee, ai hed to carree hur mosta dah wai.
happie hatchin dai to turtlol!
happie bufdai to LCB!!
happie weddin dai to SarahD!!
Ai b layte cuz stoopy pooter iz bean BAD tudai, adn ai kno ai iz tew layte fur teh rayce, but ai iz in mai gold and black meadowbrook cart, pulled bai mai liddle buckskin Quarter horse mare Peaches…nawt bery fast, wii nebber wood hab wun, but wii wanted tew plai tew!!!
ai bringed shinee silver horse shoos fur turtlol, LCB, and SarahD – horseshoos iz gud luck!! (no, LCB – u kan’t hab AWL ub dem…u hab tew shair…)
Ai LUB liddul buckskin 1/4 hawsees! SPeshallee eff dey hab nyse frenndlee naem laeik PEACHES!
wii haz 3 hosses but buckskin 1/4 hosses b mai faborit! her mostly iz a bery nyce freenlee girl, but her does hab an alt…ult…anudder pursunalitee – knoed az “black widow”
“Black widow” – wuh-oh! Wud lubta heer bout udder hawsies!
Du u hab appleloosies? Ai parshal tu dem, mozdlee, cept sum are bery pinionated an dont tink mush ub peeples an don trai tu hiede der feelings needer.
ai haz a 30 year old QH bay gelding taht ai hab had fur 24 years, ai dont ryde him nemore but sumtymes mai boikitteh (plasticat) duz…adn teh fird wun iz mai huzbin’s Paint gelding. ai neber had appleloosies, ai hab herd taht dey tend tew b a bit hard heded. duz yew ryde?
Uniquekitty? Ai sawz ur comminds here, bud nau dey be gone! Sum appleloosies are hardheaded an hab low pinion ub der riders. Dey sez: “Waddya meen, ‘Whoa’?! Here – ‘Whoa?’ Absalutelee NAUT! We wihl WHOA wen ai decides tu, ware ai decides tu! U hab NO idee what uz duin!”
Ai go riding atta do-it ranch sumtimez. Dey hab sum apploosies dat ai rellee laike, Domino fur zample. He berry greebull. He might hab a low pinion uf riders, but he keeps to self an iz berry indulgent. “You wanna stop? Ok, we stopz. Wanna goez? Fine…[wid beginner riuder] ai dunno wad u wantz…go, aitinkso, we traiz dat. Lemme no if naut rite.” Once a wrangler got off her hawsie fur sum reesun, an he stopped wid his back leggs neer trail. udder hawzies went along. Domino juz waited fur wrangler hawziee to muve befor he went…ai didnt ebben sugchest it. Ai taut dat berry brite!
One wangler ownsz an ploosa cawled SPider. He kept in curral wid 3 udder hawzies, along wid sebral bales ub hay. Sumehow, dat waz alwees getting opened, eben thow it haz a lock wit a chain, two steps to open, ai tink. Udder 3 hawzies be outside curral, but naut Spider. Finallee deh owner observed frum a distance. > Spider, who had awlso been observing, went to gate, opened it, got udder 3 hawzies an tuk dem out. Den he went bak in and had awlda hay tu himself!
Apploosas…dey hab curl in middul ub fourhed, aifinkso. wen dey is gud, dey be berry berry gud, an wen dey iz bad, dey iz nautty!
mai ryding teecher/hoss traynor started cawling her “Black Widow” wen her starts gedding atytood – her iz nebber mean, but wen she desydes nawt tew due wut her ryder wants her tew, her kan tern intu a liddle debil, her haz ben known tew jest duck her shoulder adn drop teh ryder on teh grownd wen she dont want to b gud gyrl, den her stand dere wid teh liddle halo (held up bai hers horns, ob cowrse) ober hers hed,wundering haow teh ryder gots in teh dyrt. Phunny, ai nebber had dat happen wid mai old guy, him alwais jest did wut him wuz told tew doo
Ai tu chikken a rider fur dat! Ai nau preshate being dumped. Ai roded a hawzie recentlee dat got tu a big leaf on path, dropped by anuddfer hawzie – elephant ear, or skunk cabbidge, ur luks like rhuabr but iznt – big but flat on path – an he stop n studee it fur awhile, bery carefullee. Den he jumps ober it.
One ubda wrangler hawzies spooks at ebryting. His best waz wen he trotting and emits sum gazz, and de noize scared him.
LCB:uniquekitty, whut did u bring us again?
uniquekitty: Horsehoes.
LCB: Whut did u say?
uniquekitty: HORSEHOES! HORSESHOES!
LCB: Gezoondhite! *giggles*
1) Happee burfday to LCB! ai gotted yoo a replenishing box uv magickal hot-fix rhinestonez in elebenty differunt cullers, anna speshul won’t-burnz-u heat setting tool to goes wiv ‘em, so’s u can haz sparklee shinee rhinestones on ennyfing u wantz forever! even onna kittehs annd YNGs!
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2) Happee burfday to Turtlol too, who iz noaw cuvvered in sparkellee shiney rhinestonez. How’d taht happen?? well, heer iz a big magickal bag uv baby lettuce salad mix, pretty pale greens and reds, that will never get awl brown an icky.
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3) best wisshes to SarahD an hoeps foar gud in-laws. an hopez yoar happee day iz just the nawt-sekkund uv mannee maneee moar!
*rites thank-u note to tessm using sparklee shinee rhinestones*
aiz laet agyn… but ai wishes da LCB adn da Turtlol a berry hawpee burf/hatchin dai… adn also a merry merrig to da SarahD… ai hoep u habs wunnermus dais
Danke-shiny! Ooh, shiny…
HAPPY BIRFDAYS LCB!!!
HAPPY HATCHDAY TURTLOL!!!
HAPPY WEDDING ON CATURDAY SARAHD!!!
Um, Iz sorree butz I haz no pwesents. But I gives allz da bestest wishes!
Thx, F&OM! Wishes is good. U can use them to wish for moar wishes!
IRL plasticat iz in pleh skool, but wid teh majik uv teh innertubes he haz come tew see teh rayce. he iz layte, but he iz heer ib hiz GT-R99 spaceship powered bai energee crystals taht he founded in Galaxee Tuousrol-Voan (weareber taht mai b)
oh, duh-
Happi Birfdai Turtlol!
Happi Birfdai LCB!
Happi no-longer-single dai SarahD!
Thx, plasticat. Have funz in pleh skool.
P.S. : On this pop quiz teh teechur just handed out, whut did u get for “Name: “?
HAPPY BURFDAI to LCB, and turtlol, and mennyhappy wedding wishez to SarahD! Awlwais. To LCB, ai gibs da hope diamond dat wif ur hopes n dreems awlwais cum tru. To turtlol, ai gibs u da Mona Lisa, may u awlways smile. To SarahD, ai gibs da werld as it opens up 2 u as u gets married to ur fiance. Luv to LCB, turlol and SarahD, may awl ur wishes cum tru today.
Ai iz driving an Red convertible Alpha Romeo Spider 2000. Oldie but goodie. Vrooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooh, ai drives wun uv tehm wunst! wuz teh fun!
Thx, KCT! But how did u find teh HOpe Dimond? I thought I already
steeled itsawr it in some other place. But no matter. Now that it’s mines, I is gonna hang it from teh reer-veiw meeror on Mt. McKinley.The Hope Diamond was.. secured on a Dark and Stormy night.
*LCB arrives breathlessly at teh reviewing stand. She is waring her birfday soot, a LCB-flesh-colored leotard decorated with
hundredsdozens of britely colored — and unlit — birfday candlols. On her hed is a multi-tiered birfday caek, also wif lotsa candlols onnit. She is accompanied by a onner guard of YNGs, who at teh moment are not on her. A firemans escorts her to her seat and remains at her side.*O hai, guise! I missed teh actual race (ratzenfratzen work) but I saw it all on teh instantaneous replay. Such eggsitement! Such shiny prezzies! Such N YGs! *wonders whut to grab first*
I will be replying to all of u in time but it may take me a while so plz to be patient. But I wanna say thx for teh race in my partial onner (and let’s face it, that’s about all teh onner I has) and for teh prezzies. Being on ICHC and playing wif u guise has enriched me in so many ways. *makes mental note to check with fence on price for latest batch of ristwatches*
Because age brings wisdom and also a kwasi-maternal sense of responsibility 4 others, I want to remindify everyone that teh first full week of October is Fire Prevention Week. Teh fact that it always falls right near my birfday makes me wonder if it is because of all teh candlols on all my caeks, but Firemans Biff here tells me that it is in early October because of teh Great Fire of Chicago back in 18mumblety-something. Isn’t he teh cutest thing?
So in recognition of this impoartant safety awareness event, we will be havening Fire Safety Awareness Classes (This Means U, Maus) in teh NB all next week, wif firemans on tap to lead us in teh hands-on demonstrations. I aslo at this time would like to bring out a speshul guest, teh one responsible for this Fire Safety event in teh first place. So please give it up for…
Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow!
*wild applause mixed wif melodious mooing*
And as a spehsul
treatteat, MO’LC will be dispensing from her very own udders all manners of drinks: kahlua and cream, white russians, brandy alexandlols, u name it. First drinks go to my co-celebratees, Turtlol and SarahD. Step on u ladies, grab a MO’LCking stool and have a drink!mmmm… Firemans Safety, iz dat wiv extra red surspenderz adn rubber …um… boots?
*wayts fur turtlol adn SarahD tew get dey’re drinkses furst, den halps herselv tew teh kahlua mocha milkshake*
wut the wunnermous speach yu maded, LCB! adn MO’LC iz teh fantambulous speshul gehst. ai jest lurves meh sum cowbell. it maeks ebery sawng sew muchly bedderer!
Wanners ovr n gets a nilla mikshayk, n sits daon wif it to watch ebrywun at nawt-sekkund rayce wif much intrests*
Hm, losted a * at teh beginininin uv taht…
moar cowbell!!!
*snort* rubber boots…
*wunders if ai kan taik teh fire safety awareness class more tan wunce*
yu can has teh fyre savtey korse ober adn ober til yu can pass teh test at teh end, aifinkso. ispect it’ll bee sevral wiiks at leest til ai passez teh test!
“because age bringz wisdom”
Ai be sixxy years owld nau…hau mush longer du ai habsta wait?
Not mush longer! I think u is a wiseacre alreddy!
LOL!!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
heer i comz, late az usual, on my boi’z old red tricisycle, reskyood frum bein frowed away by teh majik ob teh interwebs, teh rust iz all shiny agin an teh borkded tire iz fixed! there are shiny streamers flyin frum teh handlebars, legos in all colors (cawz tahts wut we haz lots ob at owr howse) glooed all ober, an the horn on teh frunt is spittin owt kandees an playin “Planet claire” by teh 52-beez.
for LCB i habs a liddle sumfin i gotted frum teh bubblegum masheen at teh myooseum:
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for turtlol, heer iz a liddle private swimming spot i fownd:
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an for sarahd an her sweetie, heer iz a lifetime supply ob kisses:
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happy wishes to ebreewun!!
OMCC! So shiny and purty and shiny! Thx, LM! I wares it on my next heist.
ai kno SarahD mus bee beryberybery buzy todai butt ai hoap shee cahn stawp bye 2 see alla gud wishez & prezzies fer her weddin dai!
Unforchewnetlee, ebil kulurd blankit iz n teh wash tewdey.
*giglol*
Teh ebil colored blankee prolly started out britely colored like this one but it went thru teh warsher too many times wifout colors-safe bleecch.
…or my momcat washed it.
She washes everything on “hot”,
and drys everything on “high”.
I lost alot uv sweaters in mai youth.
Ebil kulurd blankit awlsew b veree smawl?
Ebil kulurd blankit awlsew b veree smawl nao?
Hapi Berfday to all de berfday peeples.
Thx, D.R.
Did u get ur drink from teh MO’LC bar yets?
hap pea birf daze 2 all, ans hap pea “jus gaht marred” (oops, shud b marreed, froy dee an slip)
ai no cans raice 2dai…ai has 2 du teh dihses an teh lawndree
kthxscrubscrubfoldfoldbai
Thx, anyways, 2KL. U can watch teh race over and over on channel KCHZ.
Happi burfdai tu Turtlol adn LCB! Happi weddink tu SaraD!!
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A straynge box glowz on teh grownd. The glowing gets briter and briter, then *voooooosh* a geyser erupts from teh box. But thys izunt a geyser ob water, it’s a geyser ob chocolat martoonies! Adn it’s portable, weying onli 6 oz! Neber needs refilling, iz settable to anywere from 5 minits to 1 hower.
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A strange growning, howling sownd fillz teh air. A blue box appeers, wib a white lite on teh top. I openz teh door and a hurd ob elefonts runs out, where eech elefont is being ridden by a mallard duk wib a cute coot sitting behind dem.
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After teh dust settuls, I step into teh box adn type in the locashun ob teh time and place ob teh finishing line, just biifore anyone else crosses it. Sparks fly from teh controls adn silly string fills teh control room. I press teh button tu dematerialize.
I can’t wait to see teh noozpaper tomorrow to see whut teh box score is.
sry LCB and turtlol abowt missin deh rayce. sumwun stolded mai shiny fings ai had fer yoo. Tehy cuddent steel teh guud wishes fer birf day, an hatch day. An Sarah D ai havz bestest wishes fer a wondermus wedding day. Ai go finnish perlise rephorts nao.
Dat’s ok, LK. Lots of shiny things was in my spare storage room when I waked up this morning. Some of them must be from u!
Ai ar nawt ebben fashunablee layte: Ai ar verree LAYTE;
Becuz Ai cuud nawt hitch a ryde, Ai wuz fealyng kynda sorree foar maiseylfe;
Tehn Wowsers!!! Tihs beeuutifull silvure sledd, wif ‘IDITAROD’ printid onna frunt, showeded up, pulleded by a teem ov goaurgeeouus huskees; thems staupped adn waiyted foar me tuu hoppez awn; adn thems tuuk aowf; adn heer Ai ar;
Ai hazza genoouine emerauulde shell couver, foar turtlol tuu ware awn her bak, kynda liek an uhmbrehlla, iyn raiynee adn snowee weavver;
Awlso Ai haz a floar-lengtth blak sekwin gown, wif matchyng blak sekwin masque foar LCB tuu ware awn foarmul (oar ebben kasual) occashuns;
Tehre bees awlsoe a authentik perle-cuvvered cuukbuke, wif diamind studdid buukmaurks foar SarahD;
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Hay!!!! Wut heppined tuu teh huskee goggies adn tehir sled????
Az suune az thems draupped me aowf at mai howde, thems disappeareded!!!!!
Thx, CKK! At my next heist I will wares teh formlol gown wif teh jools that LM gived me.
*practices climbing into winders while waring floor-lenth gown*
Midnyte Kitteh needz
dawrkness andz shadoz 2 maykz
planz 2 cawnkurr Wurld
Happee blankitt froaz
munkee rench in Kitteh’s skeemz.
Myte needz moar cowbell!
Midnyte Kitteh coodz
leebz t3h happee blankitt, butz
itz so floofee sawft
Jack.
LCB can haz
Birffday 2day!!! Hydez cayk so
itz nawt dissappeer.
*wipes caek crums from mouth and chin*
Oh, did u mean this caek? Um, I could make it re-appear but it won’t look as priddy when u see it again.
*Wuld yew hurry up!*
*Ai hate being lait*
Oh hai LCB, turtlol & SarahD
Happy birfdai tu yew tew!
And concatulayshuns Sarah.
*say something*
*ai told yew dat dey were awl nice*
*well if you wuld hab stawped and asked fur direkshuns wii wuld nawt hab bin lait*
Hai eberybawdee
We came in uh silence aftur arguing about how tew get here
Akshully wii iz in uh getaway van
*coz ai want tew get away*
*Oh, and ai suppose it had nuffin tew dew wit how long it tuk yew tew git reddy?*
*Ai towld yew dat ai’ve bin here hundreds ob tiems*
*Ai noe teh way*
*Dats nawt fair. Yew noe ai hab tew dew mai hair*
*And ai suppose dat “shortcut” yew tuk wuz awn purpose?*
Anyway, teh getaway van iz fur LCB.
There’s uh Harley inside fur turlol.
And Sarah? Well…how about an example ob how NAWT tu behave toward wun another?
*Ai’m sawry – ai hurt your feelingz didn ai?*
::SCHMOOZ::
*Dats OK – ai sed sum fings tu*
::SCHMOOZ::
Wow…dis is teh wurstest case uv DID ai has ebber seen !!
i wheel agree
*psssst, ummm, why does “shirley” haves teh 5ver clock shadows??*
…mebbe she is awn steroids…..
Um, thx u guise. That’s nice of u, um, both.
*Dr. Tinyshrink to teh ER. STAT!*
Evil not s’poseta be fuzzy and comfy soft.
“Evil not s’poseta be fuzzy and comfy soft.”
Well, yes it can b. Dat’s suppoz’d 2 be part of y temtayshun 2 b ebil is sumtiemz hard 2 rezist. We iz told, innyrode.
*a slight sparkle of light appears throught the sky*
*a pair of wings unfold in the sky adn start to fly aroung in the sky*
*its the pegasus kitteh, leaving a path of clouds in it’s wake *
*after it is done flying, the words are clear in the sky adn say*
“HAPPY BURFFDAY LCB ADN TURTLOL AND BEST WIHSES FUR UR WEDDING SARAH!!1!”
*the pegasus kitteh lands in and goes to an alley in cheezland, a dark adn abandoned alley*
*there lied me, very dissapointed at luck. Why it had been so harsh with me*
*i finally get on teh pegasus kitteh adn fly off towards nowhere, having my job done…*
*sigh*
luck strikees again….
now my comment is one the second page!! which i didnt even know existed!!
*sniffle sniffle*
ai din’t no it zisted eever, Hashim! it jest goez tew sho how happitail dat LCB adn turtlol adn SarahD maeks awl teh cheezpeeps heer wif dere funnys!
aww, iz beyewtimus skiwritin frum de pegasus kitteh! ai neber seed a 2nd paige evver. birfdai/weddin greetinz raice be bery popular, ifinkso!
ohh… i fink it be mah web browser taht be separating meh then…
ohai Hashim … yew cud luk at it this way: yew is the nawt-second post on the nawt-second second page eber in the whole history of Cheezland!!!
FTW!!!
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(ai guess that it is a new ICHC thing. Sometimes when there is lots and lots of commints, the page gets borked and is hard to scroll up and down. Maybe they invents pages to keep that frum happening? Is a guess. But yew is the furs.. nawt-secund.)
oh heheheh…
i’ll taek it taht way Phillipe!!! fanks!!
for naow, i am goin’ to sleep….
k.. me going to sleep.. Happy birthday Turtlol and LCB adn best wishes to Sarah!!
hope all three ob u hab a lubly day adn enjoy as muchlie as u can!!
for naow, i go to sleep!
*zzzzzzzz*
*quietly*
thx, hashim! nitey nite.
Sumfing stranj goin’ awn. Ai fink dey workin’ on da site agin. (4 wun fing dey needz to maik moar rum 4 commintz in da Fale ‘n Pollutikal cattergoriez.)
Wen ai loggd inhear a phew mins ago, alla da Basemint Cats wuz missin. Replaicd wit doze littul boxes wit red “x” in da middul. Ebryfing ok nao.
dang, stoopie werdiprez has eeted ebbery wun uv mai komints heer tuday, a gnu whirld rekkord!
Suffice to say, FANK YOO AWL berry mush, fur Turtlol Wax, letus, rhinestonies, (Ai hided dem frum a sertain persun hoo lubs shinee stuff, tu!) and gud wishes and EBBERYfing, awl teh nommy kaeks, otter nommies, and fur awl teh cheezlub dat y’all has expressed twords mee.
Ai fank yu (bows deeplee…fawls obber, gits bak up, blushing….)
fank yu frum teh bottum uv mai shell!!
lubs tu y’all!
and werdieprez? EET DEEZE & Choke awn ‘em, ya big bullee!!!
MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! (Laffs maniacally, lumbers away…)
They is not eeted, turtlol! There is now a page-break in teh comments. If u add a comment to something that is on teh first commints page but after teh second commints page appears, u won’t see ur commint until u click teh “Show All” link.
Teh links on teh “who be talkin’” thingy don’t work if u is only seeing teh first page and click on a link to a commint that happens to be on teh second page.
Noe wan wiv taht swiit faiss evur thimk evul thotz. Only swiit wanz! D.R. iz ryte.
*an insessant beepeeng sownd cums frum the frunt driveway- the kind taht verree big trucks make wen going bakwerds*
a cement mickser drives up and a big husky fireman in disguyz gets owt and goze to the passenger dore- ware, kuvvered in seement, ime stukkded*
LCB, ize so sorree fore being late! Ai gotted stuk in teh seement mickser last nite sumhow and kudnt get owt until this nise yung firemanguy herd me yellin and skreemin and moanin!
ide get owt yer presents evereebuddee, but they’re in mai pants, um, ai meen POKKITS, and teh seement is awl hardened…
but tehse veree nise! ai promise! no pize today!
That’s my kitteh!
Her name’s Lucy.
She’s ancient.
Galbatorix kitteh’s thrown shockz Eragon kitteh az he runz in, weelding Brisingr, the blue sword that randumly bursts intew flamez whenever he sez its naym. Saphira flyz around, trying to find a way in otherwyz, but teh Shrukin entrance is hidden. Will Eragon kitteh live? Will Murtagh kitten kill him? Or will he turn on the eebil king? lol. otae, enuff randumness. lol
hae! dat lol is so cual dat it is ossim and funy and cual. so den its not just cual its OSSIMLYCUAL!!!! i set my poynt
Tis iz ‘zactly how ai feelz wen ai sitz in mah room.
i agreez wif da kitteh.