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Gud wun catslave.
Woot Woot!!!!!!!!!11 Wut u want fur drinkies n dans?
CHoCo latte Martoonie iz not the right drynkie for this time of morning… Glass of warm chokolate milk and SLOOOOOOO dans iz best for me rat now. kthnxbye
Warm chokolate milk commin up.
Naow fur a sloooo dans tu go wif monopolly….Hmmmm
…..Hey big spender??….. No
….Diamundz r a grils bess fren??? …. No
…..Munny makez da wurld go roun??? …. No
Dont know wun. Wi cud doo enny uv dese reeel slooooo………..
if u maek me dog, i sho u mah pointee ends!
GAH i be stoopid… hors, i meen. mah monopolee hors can haz no legs an head, eet got skwishd ons
an so eet looks liek a hedless goggeh
dat b sad. i betz da hors iz not bein veree happee bout lookin liek a hedless goggeh. mine b havin no standz, so eet fawls down everee tiym. jus liek a paramalzied hors…o, now dees b makin meh sad…how cam monopolee b makin da eemotshuns b runin wild?
Ai wanna be da hat.
My fren wuz alwaiz teh goggie, ai swichd arown.
I gets the racecar…. I always get the racecar
sry butt teh kitteh called “CAR” nawt sekund…
yoo hazzta bee the thumbull (hehehehehe)
Den ai gets to be teh shoe.
adn i wheel bee da battulsheep !
http://www.recycledtoys.com/opoly/tokens.jpg
no uze teh noo peices
Doan’t wanna be teh tawp hat
i dawnt wanna bei teh iron!
mai seester & ai alwaiz argooed bout whoo got 2 bee de lil goggie
I is awlways the shoe!
Economii can has Beeg CATastrophy
Monopoly nawt sew much FUN, aktually
Do Nawt WANT !! Ifinkso
Awl ur monies
Dey R mine
I can has ur howses
Aim ur banker noa
Do nawt pass GO
Do nawt kollectz $200 munies
401K = EPIC Failurez
Go Directly to Jailz
Oh Noa !!!
I can keep kittehs ??
Gonna need manii moar snorgles !!
{{{{{{everibodii}}}}}}}}
nonono, u mus shar kitteh!
Yes, aih will sharz wiff U
Tehn wi awl be jus fine !!
Hao iz kitteh commfy? Kitteh sittinging onna howses, aifinkso.
kitteh finkin insied teh bocks.
*Snert* fer Karen fer ‘inside the bawx’.
Dat not look so comfy akshually…
das wut ai fink ob awl da sleepin posishuns ob mai kittehs… but dem seems da liek eet… *shrug*
Mai kittehs tu. Ai awlways luking at tehm wundrin, “Hao yu so comfee n relaksed in taht posishun n awn such a weerd sleepy-spot?” But tehy haz lawts uv plaeses tu sleep n taht’s what tehy choos, so… *shrug*
An it soooooo diffikult trying to muv a relaxed kitteh, tehy way ellenenty tonnes
N turn intu a likwid sumhao, tu.
xcept fur dems pointee ens…
No, u nawt reed teh rulz on teh bawx tawp. I assur u, it sez kittehs get $500 fur landin on FreParkin. Gimme teh muneys.
isn’t it the boot?
Ohai safb!!!111!! Ai b disagreeeein wib Annipuss. Ai neber minded teh tawp hat. Oar teh boot.
and NAWT just any acr, i wana be a Porsche!!
hai hashim! u b havin gud mornin, i b hopin? i iz havin a purtee gud mornin so far, aifinkso.
Ohai emygirl!!
itz teh ebening fur meh here…
teh day am pretty gud today!!
fank u for asking!! i saw ur messij on ur wishing meh eid mubarak, fank u bery much!!
hi emygirl! yoo needs to get a ichc profile so i can be yor frend!
All ur prawpurrteez belawng tu meh. Ai pwn awl ur hotelz. Bawltik…DO NOT WANT!
I can haz subpryme morkage??
no bailloots fur yoo!! come bach wun year!!
oh noes, a morkage nazi!
Wat u meen monoploly munee nawt gud fer byin cheezburgers?!!?
Aih will gladly payz u Tuezdai
Fer a cheezburger Todai ???
Ob kors U kan haz teh sports kar kitteh; ah wantz 2 be teh warship NEwai!
On yor Monopolies, monopolyzin . . .
Kitteh bailout: all yor monopolies ar belong to me.
Alla ur houzes belong to me, u needs 700 bazillion cheesburgers for rent aifinkso. Dn nawt pass go, do not collect 200 cheezburger an whai is der a goggie and not a kitteh plali pieze….
Der morawl of teh stori, do nawt plai monopolies wib Kitteh, kitteh know alla bowt monopolising…
*reskoos keebored frum under orinj (nawt poisin) floofball* Tell me bout it!
Do nawt leave seet for cawfee else u be stanin up an typin
Nawt fur teh nawt-sekkund tiem.
Mien knoz if seh wantz snorglin’ seh gitz onna chiar arm zo ai kan sitz 2.
Ah haz leebd birfdai greetz, conga rats an a rayc entree on:-
“Gib a man a fish…”
These green houses make my tale feel funny
i fink teh am teh green haus gases going in meh
no monopolii, furst playu wiff mii!!
todai-Baltic Ave…..tamarrow-de world! muahahahahaha!
uh oh O.O
uz becuming ebil too bluesfan!! *run!*
maybee jus a lil
(lol speak off – just because I can’t think!! haha) Did anyone ever play the computer game of Monopoly? When you put houses on Baltic, it looked like the houses were just tossed into the back alley with newspapers and dustbunnies blowing past. Of course, as the properties became the nicer ones, the houses took on a better appearance. It was hilarious.
iznt it funny taht wen we iz tired or duznt haz much time or haz too much to say, we turn off teh lolspeek cawz regyoolar iz eezier? an sum peeps fink lolspeek meenz we dont know any better!
Lawlspeek iz veddy hard. We is intelle-inelleks-intellekshi- we noez lotza stuff.
All Ur games are belonging to me
I liek doggeh oar gai awn hoars purrrr-sunulee.
Luk, it rly dusn’t mattr!
…
Besidz, I’s alwayz the car.
Srsly tho, I rly iz.
Mawmkat sez:
O fer teh luv uv Seelin Kat. Heer, I haz tu Hawt Weelz, wun fr eech uv u. Sew u iz bowf teh kar. Ebreewun happee? We kan pley nao?
Ai want teh red wun!!!!!11!!!!elebenty!!!!!!! Blu wun, du nawt want!!!!!
y yes I has bin eetin mai greens. how u no?
Wantid ta roll dise fust…*pout* No fair!
Kitteh haz wonned teh gaiyme; her haz awl teh prohpurtees, teh munnees;
Her sez:”Awl yuur Monopololy stuf ar belaung tu me!!!!”
Adn soe, kitteh iys…..(waiyte foar iyt!!!!)…….sittyng awn her assets…..!!!!!!
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(Mai bad:
Boredwok nawt soe gud. Ai wantz tew ryde.
Anybudeh noz wut kinna kitteh tis iz? Jus like mai kitteh….dunno teh breedz…
Kitteh not want old boot… want car!
“Okay Tootses, you can drive” – SNL
Sassypants, dis kitteh is jus like mai kitteh, cuddles. Cept she nawt cuddly.
Anywhos, I jus call her a Tuckseedoh kitteh.
that totally reminds me of mi younger brother p.s. that one HOT kitty
k..u can be da car…
this looks like my cat and does exactly what my cat does, only with my mail, my green bags, my laptop, basicly anything i want or need he’s sitting on.
haha yah mann i say & do that every time me & friends play monopolyyyy!
(:
LOL…I’ve got monopoly, but I haven’t played with it for two years, family can’t be bothered.
and ur continyooing to post negativ stuff like this is just pruuf u don’t know when to give up….
yeah, i agree to taht, leeza-b!!
Public service annawncement
* clears throat*
Please do nowt feed teh Trollz. Aie hab called 9ellebenty and teh are senin rawnd der Troll dizposal sqad, teh Billy Goats Gruff…..
Mub alawn nao, nuffin to see
♫ ♫ troll mi over, in de clover ♫ ♫
nawt liek trolls, dey ruin teh phun – if wii ignoor dem trolls, won’t dey just go awai?? *krosses floofy wite paws adn wishes ona star*
Bad troll. It just upset cuz it haznt got a brij to hid undr.