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Oh mai, old lurker!! u gotted deh furvest frum lastest adn nobuddy b offering u deh drinkz n danses!! Congaratz on deh awsum nawt sekkundz!!! Wut b ur prefrenses?? oooo and poor splorted nightshayde b tyed wif u. I finkso u shud going to deh ty booteek and she can catching up wif u wen she b rekuvvered.
Hai cweenmj! Ai wuz gonna dans, but ai gotted a bit sidetraked by GP.
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Ai think we shud just dans. Becuz – yoo know waht???? This iz nawt hao we used to do it. an a phiel a lekchoor coming awn, so . . .let’z just dans. Ai’ll save teh speech fur anudder taim!
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*LEEEEEEEEEEP!! land gentlee.
caper caper caper prans prans prans
tweril twerl twerl*
*graycefullee glide around room
twerl twerl twerl*
*sit sit sit* LOL! Do we hav enethin to drink??
o shore! blame teh poor defensless guinness piggeh!
Well – LOL!! It’s troo! ROFL!! YOOO were teh wun suddenlee tawking about peanut budder!
Ai dont’ know wai – yur reelee . . .ai cant type/
but but but… wha? meh? poor defensibleless GP? waht did ai ebber du???
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hmm… mai hoomin posted a commint, mebbe teh interwebs eeted eet?
Ok! LOL! Reelee – yoo ar just maeking me laff a lot tonite.
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But – wai dont yoo laik peanut budder???? Reelee, ai want to know.
otay, otay… plz to nawt be getty me rong…
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Peenut – is teh grate, akshully! – om, nom nom nom etc… otay?
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Budder – is awlso teh grate, akshully! – berry mush om nom nom nom, speshully wib teh cooky cooky ob teh hoomin gushifuds…
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but but but… peenut adn budder… togebber??? EW EW EW!!!! is teh pleh! Merican? TTI? Smoooooth? Crunkley? wib ‘Jelly’ (wii cawls taht Jam inna TTI!) EW EW EW!
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Nao… Carrot? mmm OOOHHHMMM NOM NOM NOM!
Splort!!!!!
Teeny tiny kitteh monorail…
Er … monorail kitteh. Iz tuff to fink strayt wen yer braynes are awlobber yer desk.
dubble reskew sew u feel twict as gud!
**draggs owt da CCC***
**openz doorz**
**sweepity upz da brainz..hey, dey luk pretty gud!”
**pourz inna braynecaze**
**putz on CHRG an baffin cap**
**brrrrrrp dukie taype all aroun**
Here NS, sum nize chonklit slugs an a floofy yeller blankie…res nao
* sniff sniff* chokklit slug… hmm do not want, aifinkso
but de is mayd wid dark Ghiardelli chonklit wid razzberrie filling!!
Oooh – had me on dark Ghiradelli … lost me on the razzberrie filling. Froot in mah choklit – DO NOT WANT. Fanks fur teh offur, tho! Fanks fur the reskyoo, aswell.
Ai gotz sum dark Ghiardelli chonklick snayles…wid no filling…
ew ew ew
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nom nom nom nom nom nom. There awl goan!
but but but… oh, is otay… ai can has chokklit army dillers insted, aifinkos.
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{{{Janet}}} hao is yu onna dis fyne dai?
aifinkos??? eep! teh dredded wrappety wrappety wrap arownd!
Hai GP. Ai ar sumwhat bedder, thank yoo! Sorree ai eeted awl yur chonklit. Ai thot yoo dint reelee want it!
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So – sum peanut budder cups cobbered wif choklit maybee?? D’yoo laik peanut budder???
plz to be reedin mai eerlyer commint… “ew ew ew” peenut butter is teh pleh! mebbe inna merica is otay, but but but inna TTI issa ew ew ew!
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nao, next Caturday issa LCB / GP Hunner Dollar Towel FCHRG (wdoi) Fashun Show at teh JCH4K Amphitheatre onna JCH4K Boulevard at elebenty o’clock. ai hopes yu will be dere inna yur speshul gest box?
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der will be lawts of teh fun! YNG’s, YNG’s, lebretees galore adn ob corce, lawts ob cheezland nommables
LOL!! But yoo just sed “ew ew ew.” ai dont see where it sed enedthing abour peanut budder.
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But – doo yoo meen – teh peanutbudder yoo can bai in teh TTI iz teh pleh, oar yoojust dont laik peanut budder – nawt eben Merry Can peanut budder, wich iz – ai thin eneway – verree gud!
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An – hav yoo had teh Merry Can peanut budder???
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AND – NEXT Caturday – oar tomorrow?? Ai wus shurlee nawt want to miss it. Haz there bin ene publolcitee?? Ai hadn’t herd wehn it wuz going to be.
Oh, hello “Cheese friends”…
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Sorry, apparently my pets have been hijacking my computer and talking absolute nonsense for months! Something about some ridiculous fashion show or some other such madness!
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Anyway, I have decided to take away his “Hundred Dollar Towel”, “Chocolate Armadillos” and “Hot Chocolate” priviledges until further notice so he won’t be bothering you for a while…
well… iffn der is razzberrie filly… otay den OHM NOM NOM NOM fankies old lurker!
ok you lost me there at Ghiardelli choklit
ai heps u nightshayde! scoopity scoopity braynes, rinsety wit sparkley wadder, pat dri wif hunnert doller towel, genly poor bak inno braynium cabity. Chrg & duk taype uv mannee rainbo cullers applyed. Heer, hab sum hawt choklit & peanuttybuttery cukkees. Naow u jus rest here, kay?
Mmmmm peanuttybuttery cukkees. Ai haz a happee! Fanks fur teh reskyoo, bluesfan!
choklit & peanuttybuttery cukkees aye? this pleases me
monoreil kitteh stawtpz foar manditory asplotshun mode
floof inspekshun!
To awl cheezpeeps, dis is a splort warning! Dis is nawt a drill. Pleez 2 bee putin awn ur CHRG & HGGs befour viewin de pixurre!
TEW LAYTE!
*tries to scoopie up own brayns*
Between dis kitteh and the hannheld wun, I’z be splortin awlobber da playce… is a mess aifinkso. Plus also, I habs my own snorglishus kitteh sleepin byhind my cummputer monitororor.
*sigh* Aifinkso is time fur catnappee an choklit.
oh noes! zippycat is down!
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* rushes in wib CCC.. scoopy braynes adn puts back inna hed cabbity, puts awn xtra tite FCHRG(wdoi) wib xtra duckee taype tu prebent teh sleepee kitteh afferSPLORT, hadns zippy chokklit armydillers adn steemey hawt chokklit, wrappity wrappity zippy inna cheezfrends map floofy blankie…
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otay, nao plz to be resting onna couch… yu feels butter inna no thyme!
rong kinna time/thyme
SO CUETZ
Monorail Kitteh in sleep mode, jus liek hand-held kitteh aifinkso.
SPLORT!
A liddel hep ober here, ai’s doin da res-q on NS !!1!!!!!
Dis iz a mergencee… yu been doun too long…ai kant typie fazt enuf…
Here: ai C&P from Bluefan…
scoopity scoopity braynes, rinsety wit sparkley wadder, pat dri wif hunnert doller towel, genly poor bak inno braynium cabity. Chrg & duk taype uv mannee rainbo cullers applyed. Heer, hab sum hawt choklit & peanuttybuttery cukkees. Naow u jus rest here, kay?
Noa yu be bederer.
Tank u! *wavey tuxedo paw from under blankee*
Problum not in meh exhaust pyp. Stop lookin’ in dere.
snorkelin’ ovur teh exaust pyp cawment.
Maybeez checkin gas level?
checker-person could find out about gas levels da hard way!!!!
Monorail Kitteh bees aowt ov serbiss: needez sume R & R;
Afture hims geyts a rlly lauuuuuuunng catnappee, haz sume guushyfuud, geyts sume snorgles, shmoos, hedbonks, hedskrittchyngs, adn tummee rubbez, …….
tehn, adn mebbee….tehn….hims wil bees guud tuu goe!!!!!!
Ai volunteer to halp teh kitteh wif awl doez fings!
Uhhhh…thats NAWT teh gas cap !!!
*snert*
but taht’s ware teh ecksawst kums owt!
Train yard
Filled with kewt
She be such a cyoot bebbeh, n sooo sleepee, she must hab been playin hard befoar tihs pikshur waz taekn.
*holds tyte tu FCHRG (wdoi) n prysm sessories* *adds HGG* Mebbe ai be okay.. ai hoep so… mai braynes cannawt taek multi splorts in wun day! Mebbe ai shud add sum dukky taypes az prevenshuning. Ai meen, cyoot sleepee tabbeh, nao cyoot sleepee n eben moar lil calico…
Why, hello there, folks! May I call you “folks”? I’ll be your monorail pilot today. What? Am I “qualified” to drive this jalopy? You betcha! Why? Because I’m a kitteh, that’s why *winks*
Woot!!1!
Dis kitty mor qwalified asleep dan SP wen not blinkin!
Oh Pittypat!! When ai saw yur nayme awn “hoo’s tawking” ai just had to hurree over – an az uzual – yoo NEBBER disappoynt! LOL!! Gosh durn it! Hao doo yoo doo it??
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Purrhaps iz “Joe Six-Pack” kitteh?
i dunno janet, it seems that wennevver i get kornered
i get inkreesingly adorable! pew! pew!! pew!!!
*snerk*
Ai iz glad ai didint haz a mowf full uv tee wen ai reedin dat.
*wink* *wink*
OMG
TEW Qte
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…
Wii interrups tihs SPLORT fur kittoon commint:
Tu wit:
“Ai doan piik unner YUR tayl! Doan bii liftin MYNE!” *shows pointii indz* *hissuz FEERSS hissuz*
We naow riiturnz yu tu teh skeduld SPLORT:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
sweepy,sweepy,sweepy up teh braynes
poors braynes back into hed
puts on CHRG (wdoi)
ducky taypes teh CHRG too hed fur jes in case
wrap in floofy kaliko blanky
Here takes dis hot chokklit nda chokklit gorillas
wayt a littel wail bfor yoo b lookin at teh LOL’s agen ok?
by teh wai tis waz meh not uniquekitty-she waz still singed in wen ai maed tis amazinglee dramatic res-q!
Kitteh 2 tireded owt 2 cares if summun lukks dere.
Iz kyoot awl ober ennyways.
ooooohhhh nnnnoooeeeessss – kyoot liddle tyred bebeh kaliko kitteh wid widdle wite paws adn pinkie pinkie toepads (kan’t c dem but KNO dat are dere!!)
ai haz no imunitee tew bebeh kalikos, or ne kaliko..no haz CHRG wid mii…
SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
ew, wut a mess…
SSSSPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
guess no wun wants tew halp mii..:(
Blarg, iz ben so lawng ai iz mostlee ded…ai kan haz Miracle Max pleeze?? kthnxbai
i’d halp yew, but ai haz mai own hed splorteded. lol
iz otay, werdycnan
Sweepee, Sweepee, Sweepee teh brayns into neet piel
Rinsez brayns off wif Miracle Joos
Taypes teh hed back togeverwif Miracle Taype
Puts on newly washed CHRG (wdoi)
Wraps up in floofy blankit wif teh eqwaashun fur teh difference btween all ded nda mostly ded on it
Hands Hot chokklit nda Chokklit coated Miracle Pills
Bye Bye UniqueKitty haz fun stormin teh kassel
stoopee dum weirdpress, wordpretzel fing! Eeted meh commint so ai maeks a newwon nda den it horks up teh nawt seccond won-maeks eben ai, Miracle Max Dizzee
stop pullen mi teil. i gotz two hav mazssages
GAAH! TEH KYOOT! MUST…FINK…OV…SAT TEST!!!! TEW LAYT!!!
*SSSSPPPLLLLOOOOORRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!*
Sweepee sweepee teh baynes from teh florr
Washes teh Pleh dirt off tehm
Places braynes back in hed
Puts on new CHRG (wdoi)
Taypees teh CHRG on hed fur xtra purr-tekshun
Heers some hot chokklit nda chokklit hummin Burdees
B xtra caeful not too luks at teh kyootness again!
Oh yea nda teh Floofy cheezmap blankit! Tehr yoo go!
gwaseeas, mee ameego! lolz, spanish lolspeek.
lol
“ai feel left owt; ai don’t speek spanish”
he, he – Jeff Dunham ref!!
Iz nawt full-size Kitteh Monorail; iz smaller Commcuter Monorail.
Haz beecum diskonncted from oberhed power wires.
Aww so cute! I love kitties
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that r not monorail cat. hes not cool no lauff plz. ty
No servis todae. Coem back tomawrroe.
finks she kin doit?
it wud taekz a miracle….