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absence maeks da hart gro fonda
jane fonda, or henry fonda?
da kittehz say which ebber wun has da best gushy fuds!
Pee-tah. PEETAH!
pita bred not gud gushee fuds. dey want sumfin fishey!
Maibi wun ob deeze haz fish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7_iY2gDwN8
Noe, dat’s soop. Try heer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga23iSxyXO4
Well, dere’s a kitteh, but were’s dah fish?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTfX7EqY13I
Aha! Fownd it!
my goodness- wot a treshure trove of interesting fings!
I has a sleepy now, so i’ll watch sum nao and sum later;
thnx fr the linkees!
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…but familiarity breeds contempt.
Kittehs doan luk liek they miss each udder, aifinkso.
In fact, bunneh kick kitteh luks liek heez landed dem kix right awn the mark.
Oh yeah..bunneh kikz wif a feercenessez!!
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NC66 — I ben reeding deh race adn I luvinged ur duel identity entreez!!
Fanky Yor Majesty. Yew shirley flatter meh.
Wuts dis????!? On noes, nawt TID?
::sigh::
Howz dis?
Whew – Ai fot ai wuz uh demotivayshunal poster fur a sec.
:snerk: I finkso u making a gud demotivahunal posterchild. I b busy alfabamatizing deh map. It won’t duing it auto majikallee.
But i think it wud b bedder dat way. 
aifinkso tu, mai cween…
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oh, btw yur royal box issa awl reddy fur teh lolcatburglar / Guiness Piggeh Hunnert Dollar Towel / FCHRG(wdoi) Fashun Show next Caturday teh elebentyeth at teh Janetcanhas4kittehs Amphitheatre onna JCH4K Boulevard; ob corse wii willl awlso has the Cheesfrends Map Floofy Blankie onna display tu!
A royal box?!?!?!!?! Oh mai gudness.
I did not egg spekting dat!! I donnut b wanting enny speshul favirz. I shall b thinking uv how tu dekorating it.
speshil flavurs? no, is ownlee chokklit, dubble chokklit oh, adn twiple chokklit, nawt aneefing speshul!
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yu has teh red carpit up tu yur box (is next tu Janet’s box) adn we has a YNG tu serve teh drinkees adn noms during teh show fur yu – ai hopes yu njoi!
ohai cween – plasticat wuz askin mii tewdai abowt playces in Cheeland, liek teh D’Beaker Labs adn Princess Mu Meadow adn JCH4K Avenoo, adn him wants tew kno —were iz teh cweenmj castle?????
Deh Nawty Barn b on deh map. I haz a rekwest in wif deh Perfesser abowt teh ware abowtz uv deh Labz. Deh Kassil??? Maor like a rolling kottij. rite now it b in OKC.
Yay! Ai’m right ober teh nawty barn (awn teh aflamabetical list). Seem poetically ape-row-pea-hut sumhow.
I wuz thinking deh same think wen I wuz gentlee dropping u dere.
Yay, i still has ownly spot in teh cold kitteh plaiz (CKP)
on teh map fingy
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nawt sew good achsually, I has a lonely
Ai’ll come an bisit u, Cimbacat! Owaite, wehr is u? Off to luk, brb.
Oh, ai founded u! We in TTI is nawt so far away, if u luks owt ob ur window, maybe u can see us waving! Ai has been to Lund, in teh sowf ob Sweden. Wuz nice if u like bizniss parks.
*waves back to Martoonie an udder Cheezpeeps in TTI*
Lund! Das mai hoamplace, aiz grows tehre! Iz muss moar
dan bizniss parks, rly.
Nut lif tehre noaw. Lif in biggerer city, Catpital city.
noaw i takes a luk at wehr u r, brb
founded u 2! Ai loves teh mapfingy cweenmj madeded <3
Is nawt to bad to b close to teh Catpital but nawt in teh Catpital, right
yah. i was hopink it wud majikamally alfamabetamorphose.
Taht sucks. Hm… Copy teh naymes intu a table in Word, n tell it tu sort alphamabetically, and then at leest yu’ll have teh ryte order? *shrug*
I just grabbing eech liddul kitty bai deh skruff uv himz nek adn keerryingz him up deh list ttu deh rite spot. Wyle I b watching deh TV. I’ll b dun ain a lddil wyle.
*wriggles round hanging by teh skruff uv teh neck*
Mooooommmmm! Aw a big kitteh! Ai cn walk!
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Well, I’m off to bed. I really need to get some work done tomorrow, which means trying to keep myself from being on here… can’t do transcription and lolcats at the same time! Teh person ai be typing fur wud nawt be happeh wif intervu
transkrybed intu lolspeek, aifink! Plus it being hard tu concematrate when ai having fun heer. So, will nawt be round tumorro until later.
{{{cheezpeeps}}}
Schmooz to yooz PK!!
wiggulwiggulwiggul mrrrrrrrrrooooooooooW!
feed me shwimp and i go kwietleees!
OK. Awl deh wigglee kittehz haz ben hawled
rownd 2 deh rite spotz. Whew!! Sum uv dem
puttinged up a fite, but dey awll b tookinged
keer uv.
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Heer b a plate ful uv deh shwimpz adn uzzer gushifudz 2 making up fur deh indigniteez uv beeing keeried by deh skruff uv deh nek. Noaw u gots ta share!!!!
::steals 2 skrimp frum teh plate::
*nom nom*
hep ursef! shurlee derez awlwayz moar!!
Derez moar fur meh? Oh happytail
*nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom*
I gotta say it, dat abatar creepingz mii owt a liddul.
Yeah, meh tew. Ai wuz finkin ’bout tainkink her in fur uh maik ober.
At least fur uh shave.
:snerk:
mebbe shave deh fur?
Yesh, mehbee uh lion cut. I lub teh lion cut kittehs. I gabe Marco lion cuts awl teh tiem. He wuz sew prowd afterward. Walked arownd teh howse liek he wuz the shizzle. And, hiz belleh felt sew gud fur weeks. Liek velvet.
mai two bebbehs do tihs at leest wuns a dai an teh de pointee-enz wun (obiwan) ushally ens up doin more dammage two teh wun wif teh pointee enz (zeekie) go figger
ohai, fink aill attempt tew skin / obblitterate you!
congratulations on ur nwt seconds. Teh kitteh glomp is de best glomp, cept wen deres de popinty endz awt. Wat danc dus u want?l
hah, maybe something from one of Jane Fonda’s old aerobics taeps?!
Whoooo Hoo! CGR!!! Way to go – YAY!! Yoo iz chopp’d livah!!
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An to sillybrayte yur lufflee nawt second – ai will dans teh . . .Oh noes!! Ai haz a brayne freeze an cannwt think ov a gud dans!
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Ai will dans teh arty fish ul sweetpea dans fur yoo. Oar ai wud.
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*dans dans dans dans dans dans dans*
*swoop glyde twerl, swoop glyde twerl*
*hippetee skip, hoppetee skip, hippetee skip, hoppetee skip*
*swoop gylde twerl, swoop glyde twerl*
* tweril tweril tweril* Whoooo Hooo???
EBREEWUN! YOO CAN AWL COME AN DANS TOO!
*hans CLG sum nyce hawt choklit wif marshy mellows.*
*HUGGLES* JCH4K I mist u!! hao u bin??
Hai elfie! An ai haz mist yoo! But yoo ar awl mooved nao – an happilee in yur noo plaice! {{{{{{elfnugget}}}}} ({{{KB}}}}
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An ai’m doin sort ov Ok. Cant seem to get much dun. But ai know it wil get bedder az thyme goez bai.
play it Sam.
if she can take it, so can i.
♫you must remember dis…
*a lol is just a lol*
Gramma Jamamamamamama!!!!! lol!
is nice tew see teh lil cheeznip!! yew haz nooo frenz, aifinkso…….
but ai nevver furgetz mai cheezfrenz! rpging (lol) taykz a bunch uv tyme…blargh! I still needz tew find owt wai Marola duzn’t lyke Tyr at awl! lol, az yew kan seez, iz berry stressfulz. lol
♫you must merember dis
a kiss is still a kiss
a lol is just a lollllllllll
…teh whirrled will awlwayz welcom lollers
az tiem goez bye…
*if seh can stand it, sew can ai………… play it!!!*
U bin gone so LONG! 10 minutes!!!
Urf! Kud yew miss me moar jentlee?!
Dino kitteh misses his Fred Flintstone.
*BRWOWOWOWOWOW*
UMPFH! Ai missed yu too!
Nao, leggo! CAN’T BREATHE!
Ai hadz teh saem thawt, KKC.
O hai, Opheliacat!
Did u really haz taht saem thawt?
… last tyme, but dis tyme, mai aim ar improovd!!
*snerk*
I be luvin u wit ma super hugz.
D’aww. <3
Ix dat behind the seen footage of teh debate from last nite?
Win!
Yay!! DUBBLE WIN!! O hai, D.R. Glad yoo brwot this wun to mai attenshun. Ai alwmost mist it. roingods just snuck it in there!! LOL!
twiplol win!!! lol!
I be sneaky like dat! LOL!
Lukz lyke wut mai Calo an Sammi did tihs mornin. An tehy WERNT happii.
Bear and Gémeaux dew dis daily. Dey awr berry happy, but it offen endz in
*MROWR* *PHSST* *SCHMOOZ*
* brethless! scampers in…
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phew! ai nebber going away fur 3 days agen!!! OOOO, chopp’d livah??? egg salad nawt sekkund! and sherbert – is a grate capshun, but but but kitteh nawt miss otter kitteh, aifinkso…!
Wud yoo laik to see where teh chopp’d livah grrl started???? Ai can show yoo. BRB.
We tawked about it furst awn teh pichoor befoar – sumwhere – but it devloped heer.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/30/funny-pictures-i-haz-statik-kling/#comments
aw, Janet. yr too modest. Janet is prolly the furstest to use da turm on ICHC
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/10/funny-pictures-zomg-ruuunnnn/#comment-265268
i particularlee likes da “harumphing”! nice touch!
Luks leik leff kitteh haves a flavor.
Yes, iz orinj poyzin tho.
Rite kitteh b awrredy imfektid.
I missded U…but nao i haz to KEEEEEL u!!!elebenty!!!1
Achmed? Iz dat yew?
preaze stop hubingz mi leg!
“hubingz”
*snerk*
ai haz a lolpic much lyk dis wun! ai finkso mynez bedder, tho. no offense tew teh maker ob dis wun; itz grayt tew. lol!
oh hai werdy!!!
I wuz hoping I kud purrswade u 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u
on deh Cheezpeepz map. (deh nawt-sekkund map gottid borkt) Deh gnu map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and
lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur
privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!!
Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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(I noez ware sum uzzer peepz b, but I only putting on deh wunz hoo b
rekwesting it, so az 2 reespekting deh privaseaz.)
my cween, you can blu linkee me on da map if your royal heart desires and the royal timetable allows.
*grovels obseekweeeusslee*
*bows and backs out of room*
Ok. it b on mai list uv thingz 2 dew. I will taking mai pruning sheer along in case deh tendrilz uv doom attakk.
*tinytendirls traisp tword da royal mapruum*
*returns wif dishevilled hair, smudjiz on face, torned sleeves,
*bitz and peeces uv tendril strewn abowt her purrson.
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OK, u haz a blooness. It wuzn’t eezee, but I perserveerd.
Deh tendrilz b a liddle shorter dan dey werz.
not to werry. dey grow back…
dnagnabbit, you rilly did prune da tendrils- ware’d day go???
*goze to 24 hour Garden Supply stoar for Organik Fertimalizer*
*putz herbicide in deh fertimilizering bukkit.*
otae, messege sent! lolz!
etuetutautautqe. lol.
U on deh map!!!
yayz! tew teh eest ub Lubbuk! lolz!
etuetutautautqe
I haz a stoopee — wuts etuetutautautqe?
lolz…itz a secret. it makez a canteen. lolz!
glomp
ur doin it rite
I think I have to agree here.
Remy update: I’m building a blog for Remy. He’ll be coming home Sunday and the long term rehab will begin!
For those who don’t know, Remy fell out the third story window on Saturday and broke a couple of vertebrae in his spine. He is paralyzed from the mid section down. I have been posting here but decided to start a blog dedicated to my kitty when I decided to give him a chance.
I will keep you all posted!
fanx
{{{{{{Valesa}}}}}}}}
I b happee fur deh furry boi.
{{{Remy}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Does the vet say there is a chance for Remy to recover?
I certainly hope so. Meanwhile, my heart is breaking for you both.
But for now lets cling to that magical hope that sometimes makes things OK again !!!
Hoeping teh bestest foar yuu bofe!!!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Valesa adn Remy }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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I iz happie
wicked!!!!!! soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i gotta hv that as my screen saver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awww, wattsa mattah AC? Doan bee sad pleez!
Naow showing in theeters….Furry Flying Felines uv DOOM!!!!
I missed u so much!!!!!!
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Now, didya bring me back a presint? Didya? Didya, huh? Whatd’ya get me? Can ai see it? Whered’ya hide it? Huh? Can ai has it? Huh? Huh? Pliz???
We missed yoo too
Wuz a shame Pleh! Werk kept yoo frum Lunnon Cheezmeet.
We did has a martoonie for yoo tho
Tidmum, u is awl hart, trooly!!! Fank u for having a martoonie for me, ai kno u does nawt nermally drink so ai preeseeate teh effort *snerkle*
Werk is teh pleh – ai had to miss MORE martoonies this week becaws a nassty meeting wif leegal professhunuls made me cancel a nite owt wiv mai frend. BOO TO U, WERK.
Dat Tidmum, her b soo gud. Dat y wii lubz her so. ♥
Dis is troo. Ohai ur majestee, u is up erly for Caturday! It wuz so kwiet heer ai fort teh whirld had ended an ai’d missed it (ai’s a heavy sleeper).
Caturdayz b pritty kwiet heer. Everbuddy b owt playing and shopping, ifinkso.
o hai cween & martoonie! – plz donut be forgetting teh fashun show next Caturday…
Wii trusting u to keep remindering us!! kitteez b habbing deh ADD, u noez Wii need lotz uv reminderingz! Wut time will it b?? I fergittinged awlreddy.
ai donut no, akshully… LCB sed stoopy o’clock aifinkso – ai check iffen she be playing tonite
Moooooom! Hez trine 2 eet mai brayne agin!!
Mai kung fu, let me sho yu it (in bullet time).
Kitteh glomp!
Kittehs ar bosum-buddees, akshully;
tihs lolpik shoews tehir tugevverniss, foar shure!
Ai gess teh moar kitteh-hugg/attaks thems haz liek tihs,
teh moar thems dehmoanstraites tehir affekshun foar eech uvver……
Ai finksoe…….mebbee……(oar nawt! )
Imaginary Bike crash