Handheld device
Handheld device in sleep mode…
mah device haz bin deactivated.
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jiggle tew waek up
heh!
OMG THAT R SO CUTE !
U bettur beliivit! Qtest inna wurruld, kittoon iz! Alsew bestust laptop inna wurruld.
But teh onley problem iz it wuld eat ur cheezburger,
but iz SOOOOOOOO cutez ♥
I haz a splort
Iz self-winding, den? Yu jiggle self-winding watches to wind dem up.
awn sekond fot, doan jiggle. hims wai tew kyoot tew wakie. whut a sweetie! ai has lots uv snorgles fur him wen hims done catnapping.
no jigglin juss smoochies 2 wakeez.
EASY TO USE AND STYLISH!
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I’ll agrii wib stylish. But eezi tu yewz? Iz well noen dat kittehs uze hoomins, nawt teh obber way rownd.
Yesh, dis handheld kitteh device is uzing hoomin as uh holster right now.
iz part uv teh kitteh markitting plan. maykes u *think* kitteh bee e-z 2 use….
kitteh the gnu hand held device
I ar guessing it is kitteh I can’t see anyfing yet
Ai had 2 go 2 fyrefox 2 see teh pikchoor!
now I seez it
oh noes I were not ready wid my CHRG
what a cutie pie dis strippey tabbeh bebbeh iz
:splort
Oh noes! Call teh CCC!!!
Shh! doan’t wayk him
yeah, i woodunt jest suddenlee shlapp the “divaice” up tew mai ear
low pawer warning…..plz to insert moar cheezburger
Elebenty shuld do it !
duz this one take regular or D(ubbul) size CBs?
Do kittehz knoz aboot dubbul siz CBs???
< kitteh wib neu info!!11!
dubble chilli-cheeze wit jalapeno…….and mustard
Wow..gettin heartburn jus thinkin uv dat!
Sownds yummy,tho.
if ya listen close you can hear my arteries harden just describing it.
wot about sauerkraut?
strike chilli and jalapenos, add sauerkraut.
mite as well make it a brat then!
wate a minnit, how did we go from cheezburgers to hotdogs?
or did we?
must be dinnertime. it all sounds gud!
but too much talk ’bout ‘kraut….and I gotta meean cravin’ for a Ruben.
Sowry Dan!
Didn’t mean to give u a cravin’.
Now to find out how ebil I really am I’m going to a haunted howse.
No really! Chekkin out Halloween stuffs early.
C ya later! Hope u get ur Ruben! But not Stoddard, plzthxthatwudruinmymentalimageuvu
stagehanddan!
Guess whut? No, I can’t wait for u to guess. I tells u.
U is my 200rd fren! When I getted my 100st fren, I gived prizes to her, so u gets some too. Here’s whut u get:
All my used-up sodapop bottlols that u can return for teh deposit.
Bundles of undies (slightly used) from teh Debriefing Cart
Card giving u 1 persent off ur next purchase at 7-Elebenty
Darling sculpture of me being reskewed from some high-up thing.
E…
Elebenty Cheezburgers
FCHRG (wdoi)
Ginormus Chokklit Caek
Hunner Dollar Towel
I…
Instant Gushifud mix
Jalapenos? (mmm)
Kitteh Crunchees
Lawts ob Snorgles
M…
Martoonies (ob corse)
Noo blak t-shirt an jeenz for werk (blak is teh stagehand’s fren)
Oprah’s phone number (why? why not!)
Phone (to call Oprah)
Q…
Qyoot danglee tingz tu aktivate hand held devyce
Redd rosiz (cuz we lub yu)
Sooper softee cheezpeep map blanky
Three mor dobbl cheezburgerz
U…
Ugly dawg i no longer wants
Vramed pikture of ceiling kat
Wurld wide web (or browzer in 49 of 50 states)
X…
awww – whatta cuuute littel bebbeh!
butter ish set onna purrbrate
re-chargin mai feerce
WIN !!!!
mai teh feerce be wif yu!
awnlee 1 pointee endz stillz awayk!
Kitteh nawt reely asleeps…
iz jus gettin reddy to POWNCE !!
Pointy ends are jus beginning to activate !
Sneeki kitteh iz yewzing tek powur ob cute to put hoomin in sleep mode, so kitteh can………….ATTACK!!!!
o noze, iz borked! o wayte….jus sleepin
awww, de sweet stripey bebe, de springy wiskers, de flooly eers! *holdz tite 2 CHRG & putz awn HGGs*
Kitteh iys seyt iyn ’sleap mohde’; teh seytting sez “unit hibernating”;
Suune kitteh can has a hungree, adn wil geyt bootid up inna hurree……
Wen ai open up ICHC padge, dis pichur maed me sigh outloud! So sweet! Ai lubz dis pichur!
It mite be purring tho. In wich kase iz set for vibrate.
*schufflz off to Nawty Barn* sigh…
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK weeek weeek weeek weeek*
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O HAI Cheezfrends! ai is back frum mai trabbells arownd teh TTI – didya miss me? didya? didya? didya?
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hab ai missed anyfing egg sighting???
We hadded a rayce awn teh lol b4 dis wun. Dat wuz egg sitin.
{{{anni}}} ai missed yu teh most!
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* scampers off tu otter lol…
Yu missed teh grayt purple-spotted elefonts juggling lolcatburglar, ebil maus adn a duzzen flaming torches, wib teh awdiyunce throwing raw cheezburgerz at teh torches to cook tehm, but sumthymes getting lolcatburglar or ebil maus insted.
OMCC! taht sownds liek teh fun!
whai duz wii need tew cook torchez wif raw cheezburgers? ai r sew confuzzled and pufused!
ai wus wunderin were teh GP cud hav gotten tu, it wus mush too qwiet wifowt teh sqeeelin Pinny Gig!!!
Welkum back! Uv course we misst yu.
Weez rlly misseded yuu, GP; ware wuud weez bee wifaowt heeryng yuur:
“Weeeeeeeek, weeeeeeeek, weeeeeeeek!!!!!!”
Yuu bees soe funnee adn maike me laff; espeshully wif yuur ACME ROKKIT
LAUNCHURE CHAIYRE;
BTW, Ai baurrowed iyt foar wun ov teh lolpiks whil yuu wuz goan;
(Ai din’t fink yuu wuud mindez!!!)
{{{CKK}}} teh nawt sekkund fing ai did when ai gotted home was lukk ai ICHC adn sommedy was playing wib mai Rokkit Lawn Chair!!! mai faymussness – let me show yu it!
Don’t jiggle… She’s on sleeping pills !!
I has been reading teh prebius lol and laffing!
I has many comments I’d luv to make, and alsew some attacks credits to award, but werdpress won’t let me post anyfing on that thred anymores.
*sigh*
is borked, aifinkso… i canut eben reed it!
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mai sad face – let me show yu it!
Dere is a 2nd page….
iffin you goes to teh bottom and clicks awn “show all’,more commints appear.
Tis true..ai thot my posts were eeten,awlso.
Iz dat uh new feechur? WP doez it agin.
There is a “Show All” link at teh top, also, so u can see commints that was added to first-page commints after teh second page was started.
Links on teh “who be talkin’” list don’t work; they just take u back to teh first page.
I can see why splitting teh commints into separate pages is good, but that prevents peeps from seeing those late replies to early commints unless they is in show all mode.
And, GP, “Show All” does NOT mean show all of urself. Put ur close back on!
..unless,uv course,u is a YNG…
Oar a fyremenz…
or a leprecaun.
Wait…whut ??
think pot uv gold
I don’t think that GP is either of those things. He is my flunky, although his poor attitude vis-a-vis my tyrannical tyranny is not going to look good on his next perfoarmance eval.
U iz a tuff boss!!
Okai,ai REELY need to log off & go home nao…
mai ICHC addiction..here it is !!
TTFN.
It’s tuff luff! How will he ever be as fabuluss as me if he can’t appreciate how to properly tyrannicize anybuddy?
* scampers in…
otay, lemme c…
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* puts awn “Guinness Piggeh (c) FCHRG(wdoi)” at jawntee angel…/
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* rummage rummage rummage… yesh, majikal floofy prezunt sack is otay
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* eyes “ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair adn hunnert dollar towel sayftee aksheshurees… hmm, as safe as it’s gonna get, aifinkso!
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* turnee turnee handel, pressy pressy buttons, twiddle twiddle nobs… CLUNK CLUNK SPLUTTER SPLUTTER CRUNCH CRUNCH PFOOOEE… hmmm, hu has bin playee wib mai majikal kawfee maker? Prysm… ai am lukking at yu….
Um… uh oh… iz it borkeded? *edjes away*
{{{Prysm}}} is otay… ai can fix it, aifinkso…
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O, ai gotted yu a prezunt from Sheffield (is inna TTI, up norf aifnikso) issa surprise… OR, yu can be swappy swappy wib waht is inna “GP’s majikal box ob Mysery”…
Whew, taht’s gud, nawt borked.
Ai nawt alwais gud wif mekanikal fings.
Hm… suprize prezunt… or majikal box ob… ob MYSERY???
Hay! Isn’t Sheffield whare “Teh Lol Monty” was set? Did u learn any dances there, GP?
aifinsko LCB! mai new moves – let me show yu dem…
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* music plays…
*music continues… I bleev in mirakles. Whare u from, u secksy thang?*
Prysm… yur thyme issa runnt awt… Prezunt fromma GP’s majikal sack OR trayde it awl fur wahts inna box??? plz to be deciding b4 LCB “holds prezunt up to light”, fankies
did sommedy sai “Hawt Chokklit”???
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dum…dum de dum de dum….
* crowd watches as GP dans dans wib notting but Hunnert Dollar Towel on…
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“where did yu cum frum baybee?”
Ummm… ai taek teh prezunt, plz. *crosseseses teh fingrs*
PG-13 – Clickee tu see!
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* GP struts down CATwalk (lerned new mooves frum Mick)…
Is dis wut u is doin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE_XsYiRPo8
pfft.. amateurs!
* innerruppteded by lolphone…
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Yesh? O Hai Brad! Uh huh… uh huh? uh huh… lissen, shut up fur a minnut.. yu noes LCB? no, nawt HUR… teh Hunnert Dollar Towel gurl? yesh, HUR! wii is habbing a fashun show next Caturday teh Elebentyeth tu showcase mai new “Guinness Piggeh (c) FCHRG (wdoi) & accessory pack” adn hur mangy old Hunnert Dollar Towel… wha? oh, reely? she wants anudder won? frum where??? wow, dude… anyhoo, as ai was saying cweenmj is bringing the xtra floofy Cheezfrends Map Blankie tu! Wha? ob corse Angie can cum too! Otay den, c yu next week – kthxbye!
eep! ai awlmoss forgotted!
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* rummage rummage rummage inna majikal floofy prezunt sack…
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ah, heer it is… “Monorail Cat Starter Kit (may contain traces of kitteh)” – Njoi!
Ai finkso dat awlwaiz hapunz wen fred getz lawng. ken bearlee skrowl fru nd if yu stawpz tu commint , kent getz bak tu wair yu wur Nedez moar pawr!
Is this much kyootness legal?
I dunno. I gots ta check the Congreshunal Rekord.
Handheld divais kumz wif kyootniss ridukshun glasiz fr teh kyoot sensitiv, bringing it ntu kawmplaiyens wif teh Kyootnis Sayftee Akt uv 1992.
Ai gots nuffin 2 say.
SPLORT
WEEOOOWW,WEEOOOWW….
** comes runnin wif teh CCC**
** gently scoops up teh brayns & pats um bak inna hed **
** Uses ducky taype to hold ebberyfing in **
Here is teh sawft,warm blankee and chokklit possums,& Nikita iz purrin by yer syde.
Mmmm….vibro-kitteh. Ai lubs lowd purrs.
Duz Nikita tawlk alot?
Fanks 4 teh halp, Eek.
Nikita wuz alwais teh talker wen she was liddul…
(Nikita..LIDDUL??..is hard to bemember that!)
Nawt so much,nao…she gets “mouthy” when ai tell her “NO”….
Mahms kitteh wuz a bak-tawlkr. If u fussed at hur wif ur mad voyse, hur wud kinda chatter bak at u. Hur alsew did dat wehn dad did wun ov hiz lowd sneezies.
Did u has Nikita wehn hur wuz a bebbeh? Ai bets hur wuz kyoot. Awl dat floof! Hao old iz hur nao?
OMG…dat iz ‘ZACTLY whut Nikita duz !!! Even teh sneeze part!!
Small werld!
Ai gotted Nala & Nikita wen dey wuz 10 weeks old.Nikita wuz nawt so floofy then.Dey will be 9 yrs old in February.
Witch wun iz Nala an witch wun iz Zoey?
R Nala an Nikita seesturz?
Nala iz the kitteh on teh railing…
Zoey iz teh kitteh under teh umbrella.
Dey both luk black & white,but Zoey iz aktually charcoal grey & white.
Yes,Nala & Nikita be sisters…u wuld nebber guess,huh ??
U has teh purtyist kittehs, Eek.
Gibs tehm awl snorgles frum mi, plz.
Alwais !!
Ai is tellin dem to send kitteh beems to you awl teh time…
and ai tells Nkikta dat her “auntie” in Kentucky wants her…..
Gotta leev werk soon…will log awn at home!!
Ummm…ai doan eben want tew noe wut yew can plug into dis device.
Oar where.
Applicable Accessories
Backup Batteries
Cyoot Charger
D…
dongles?
Ack!
Ai just gawt hoem frum pet stoar where tehy fosters bebbeh kittehs fur humane society (an awlso keep mai kittehs supplied wif much tu spensif gushifud)). Tehy had cyoot bebbehs, two black n whyte boys, wun uv tehm poly… poli… had ekstra toes, and tehir orinj n whyte sister, awl uv tehm floofy, ’bout mebbe 7 weeks old. Wun little boy tuched mai nose wif his cyoot teeny wun. N a pair a bit older, maybe 4 months, wun solid gray, wun gray n whyte, bof all sleek n grayceful. Ai wanted tu bring tehm alllll hoem n lub tehm! But ai cannawt, if ai goes back tu collij in Janooary it’ll be hard enuff keeping mai present kittehs in treets!
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Tehn ai kums heer, and teh first fing ai see, wifout eben tiem tu get out mai FCHRG (wdoi) wif prysm sessories, but… incredibly splortatious cyootness!!!
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Ai iz dedded frum awl tihs cyootness!
S S S P P P L L L O O O R R R T T T!
Uh,oh..teh dredded “all caps & spread out splort”…
***rolls up teh CCC***
**Gets teh Hoover owt,cuz dere be brayns EBBERYWHERE!!**
**suks up teh brayns & pats em bak inna hed **
**taype,taype,taype**
Here iz teh blankee & chokklits and a copy of teh Wall Street Journal to counter-act teh kyootness.
*blinks awl confuzzled at eeckthecat*
Wha happen? Why mai hed feel lyk it esploded?
*feels hed*
Oh, dukky taype. Mai hed feels lyk it exploded ‘cauze it did esploded. Taht maeks sense, kinda. Fank yu so much fur teh rescue!
*snuggles intu blankkit n nibbles chokklit n looks thru defnatlee nawt cyootness*
Oh, prysma-kitteh. Ai wudda had teh sayme problum. Aza mattur ov fack, ai nawt “alowd” 2 go see teh kittehs (but ai duz N E wai).
Wun tyem, ai fownded a floofy caliko kitten dat ai wantid sew hard. Ai eben haz a pikshur ov hur awn mai fone.
Wehn mai BFF fownded owt, hur sed, “U KNO u nawt ‘posed 2 touch teh kittehs, let alone HOLD wun!”
Sumtyems, u jes kant rezizt…….
Aw… why nawt alowd? Cauze yu want to bring all hoem?
N who cn resist lil kitteh eyes taht luk up at yu lyk taht? *sigh*
Yesh, iz danjeris 4 mi 2 go see teh kittehs. Ai wanna taek ‘em awl hoem an whoebber iz wif mi haz kwite teh trubblol gettin mi away frum tehm!
Teh littlol floofy caliko snorgled next to mai chest an cud feel teh purr. Wehn hur luuked up at mi an saw mai glasses, teh luuk awn hur fayse wuz hilaryous! Tehn, teh littlol paw caem up an gentlee touched teh glasses. Wuz preshus.
AWWWWW !!!!
Yesh,ai am glad dat teh PetsMart ai go to has teh adoptable kittehs awn teh OTHER end uv teh store from teh cat supplies.Dat way ai can aviod lukkin at teh bebbehs !!
At mai PetsMart, da behbeh kittehs r rite nex 2 da cat supplies. Wants. Reely wants! Happee weekend cheezpeeps! Werks iz ober. Mai Inky earneded $50 awl bai hisselfs. He bet on da Chiefs game. Reely! His nayme wuz on da rite square. So nao he sez, ai gotta, he sez, goes 2 buy da gushi fud at da PetsMart, he sez. Nite Nitey! Gotta go hunt the wild cat fud can in da mawrning!
rhsb, liek ai tells awl mai frens: luv meh, luv mai kitteh. Fren wance sed, “u treat ur cat bettern meh!” Ai sed, “yep, cyooter dan u an ai knoes dem lawnger!” Hevn’t herd from him inna bery lawng tiem.
Ai be teh saem. Any “fren” taht get jellus uv mai furreh kids, ai dunawt need. Ravver be havin frens whu unnerstand luvvin mai kittehs so much!
Ai lubs the behbeh kitteh! Soooo cyoot! O,o,o, mai! Iz too mush! Halp!
****SPLORT!!!1!!****
Did u guise see this? If u watched teh VP Horking Debate last nite, this flow chart will give u a insite into Sarlol Palin’s “thot” process:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/3/43222/8057/718/618653
Yep, yep, yep!
Moar cawnvolooted den mai thot process. Yep.
Well,for how much ai culd say awake for,ai’d say thats VERY accurate!
What was with all the winking? Can U imagine winking in a job interview?
I has a bedder VP candidate
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1892422
ohai, {{{{{mai bff LCB}}}}} Ai mist da race but luk at it nd se dat ai’m nawt da ownlee wun hoo haz mist seing Lord Aahz arownd heer fur abowt 2 wekez.
Oh, sillee me.
ai furgawt tu sai happee birfday. so du it.
O hai! My birfday is acshually on Sunday teh 5rd. I accept hugs, smoos, prezzies, good wishes, prezzies, drinks, fuds, prezzies, caek, moneys and prezzies pretty mush all month long!
Dunno whare Aahz wented. He was on teh Cheezfrenz yahoo thingy for a whiles but there was a partickaler discussion that I was afraid chased him away. I sawr him here oncet or twice after that but I’m not on here allda time so I don’t knoes if he has been here moar or not.
Hand held device in “cuddle mode”. My favorite!
Yis, green iz berry gud. iz mai kulur. se abuv.
Owner in Happy mode
Swith to cheezburger radar mode in 3.. 2.. 1..
OMG, that loox like my Foxy Redlegs kitteh!!! when she was a bebeh. I am ded from kute!
Plz to show where USB port iz…ai fink I no were it mite be but..ermm…..