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sry. both chers r takn

but i wuz heer furst.

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  1. leeza-b says:

    all ur chares r mine.
    (but is one of tehm rokkit launcher? ;) )

    • Conga rats awn teh nawt-sekkund, leeza. Dansees? Drinksees? (soon az ai get tihs tabbeh awf mai keebored!)

      • leeza-b says:

        fanks prysma-kitteh!
        U changed ur name a bit, ifinkso? I likes teh noo one!
        Maybee we can has cawfee…. I need sum energiez to get reddy for teh race later!

        • Ai simplemafyed it a lil bit. ;)
          *rummage rummage*
          Aha, ai finded GP’s majik kawfee mayker! Ai nawt so gud at tihs yet, but…
          *twistes dials n presses buttons*
          WHIIIIRRRRR WHHOOOOSH
          Heer we go, kawfee fur yu. Ai wunner if ai cn get it tu mayke nilla erl grey tee fru me…

          • leeza-b says:

            I likes teh simplemaficashun.
            I tried to take teh ‘-b’ off my name but werdpress wudn’t let me.

            • teasel says:

              Iz yu still der, Leeza-b?
              Bout yr “B”…..Ai gotz teh “2″ offa Teasel by:
              Goin tu werdpress
              Clikin awn Dashboard
              den clikin awn Profyle (upper rite side–it’s liddle)
              den Ai made Teasel (w/o da 2) mai nick name AND mai display nam.
              Corse, yu prolly tried dis already, but if nawt…….tri eet!
              (an fanks tu cweenmj, knower ob eberyting, wear Ai lernd dis)

              • leeza-b says:

                Iz here! :D
                Actually guess I shudna sed werdpress… it’s just teh ICHC website. (I gotted a werdpress acct awile back, but I never signs on to it, b/c I only got it so I could has an abatar, and teh stoopy werdpress wudn’t let me put a pickshur on.)
                So I gess ICHC will onlee let u has 2 diffrent sign-on names wif teh same email addr.. ifinkso, anyway!

                • moe says:

                  o hai, ebberywun! mae ai interupt teh jollity tu maek a breef annownsemint:
                  .
                  DC AREA CHEEZMEET TUMORROE (CATURDAI OKTOBER 4), 3pm at Nashnul Zoo! Meet at main entranse gaet awn Connecticut Av (dere be a Starbuks akross teh street). Peeps innerested sew far inkloods LCB, Missy, two_kittehs, Sunny, Roo an mahself. Iffn yew innerested in joynin us, pliz klikk awn mah naem in bloo abuv an folloe teh instrukshnz.
                  .
                  ANODDER PAWSIBL CHEEZMEET awn Wednisdai 10/8, @ 5:30pm sumwhar neer Ballston metro stayshun. Konfermayshun an meetin spawt TBA.

              • LEEZA-B!! Ai found a copee of teh awld rools. Ai’ll just put them heer.

                anetCanHas4Kittehs
                April 30th, 2008 at 6:39 am
                :D So glad to heer taht, leeza-b. ai’m gonna announce thiz sebral tiems – so lotsa peeple can see it.

                but ai WUD liek to *ahem* organzie it a liddle bit. Becuz last tiem wuz so fun an we were so eggscited taht it awl got a bit scrambled up!

                Ai wud liek to trai (an ai KNOE ebreebuddee wont’ see it) an doo the following,

                NOBUDDEE commints in teh winnerz circle – taht wud bee ebreebuddee hoo coms in in the first minnit.

                After teh rayce is dun, ai wud ask eech ov teh TY holderz (teh within wun minnit wun)
                to return to their plaice an tell us waht teht were riding.

                Thiz way – it wud bee cleer waht happened. Befoar, it got awl muddee.

                AN – of corse – enewun saying “f.r.t” wud bee diszualified!

                AND THIS AI AM RITING NOW – TODAY, ;)
                AND – fur ebreewun hoo iz noo. OV CORSE, yoo must have a prepared commint. Ebreewun in teh rayce is starting wif a prepared commint. Just hav it reddee – an keep refreshing until the noo pikchoor is there – and then CHARGE!!!! As fast as yoo can!!!

                YOo say what yoo were riding when the rayce is dun. Just go bak to your entry and tell – calmly – what yoo were riding.

                Yur prepared commint shud ideealee bee about the peeple we ar celebratiing. Turtlol’s hatching day yesterday, lolcatburglar’s birday on Sumday, an SarahD’s wedding awn Caterday.

              • Hmmmmm – ai think ai need to do that. Ai’ll trai it again. Ai think Martoonie (formerly SJ) din’t know hao to do it eiterh. She had to bee Martoonie, cuz she sayed WP wund’t let hur be SJ enemoar.

                • Kayjoy says:

                  Hi 2 Janet n all cheez peepz!
                  i needs help!!!!
                  i joined teh cheezfrenz groop [ yahoo ] n now i has over 500 emailz in my inbox. iz overwhelmed- its hard 2 find my non-cheez emails [ like teh ones frum my teens schoolz n dr.tinycats ]
                  has anyone else has this sichywayshun?
                  p.s. Happy Hatchday 2 turtlol!

              • divakitty123 says:

                Ohai Teasel…U up alreddy? (Y ask wen Ai no answer, DK123 sez 2 herself). Ai’m awake an de goggie b fed and de kittehs b etin. Hoo noz iffn Ai mite get us out de howse on tiem? Prolly not–u noz me.

          • cweenmj says:

            Oh Hai prysma-kitteh!! I changinged ur name on deh map!!!

    • leeza-b says:

      ooooh, I gots a nice hi spot to make teh last call for teh race!

      ANNOUNSEMINT

      We will has a RACE at teh very next pic!!
      Rools (as best I can bemember):

      1. Make ur entry, say HAPPY BURFDAI to LCB, and turtlol, and happy wedding wishez to SarahD. Remember to inclood shinee giftee things if u wants.
      2. Then reply to ur own entry, describing wut u were racing wif (i.e. Gocart, Rokkit Launcher Chare, Zamboni, etc.)
      Asew, ifink in teh interests of teh invironingment, u mite wants to consider alternativ fyools. And we will giv u attacks credit if u does.
      3. Mayhem and hilaritee ensoos.

      Now… anyone got cawfee?

  2. Kitteh monopolizin tehm! :D

    • carosue says:

      Can u monopoliiiize sumphin dat is entirely yers? An look! Dis chair is a color dezigned to show off kitteh hairs to best effect.

  3. carosue says:

    An if u t ri to sit downs, your butt will experience mai pointy ends. Just sayin.

  4. bluesfan473 says:

    dis wun iz mai footiestul, u no cahn haz

  5. bluesfan473 says:

    mus dekorate bof chares wif matchin wite kitteh hare desynez

  6. but ai will share wif you … NAWT

  7. two_kittehs says:

    an I iz ready for mah manicure
    kthx

  8. Mai kittehs gangz up awn meh. Won sits awn teh chair, teh ovver awn teh futrester.

  9. reelee srsly iz troo – dis cher eez takn !
    *whispaz* mai boi fren izz gone tew teh little menz box

  10. rhsb says:

    Ohai, u gorjis floofy kitteh. Ai can sits wif u an wii snorgle?

    Ai lubs mi sum kitteh floof!

    PLZ?!?!?

  11. Hashim says:

    one fur meh and teh other fur mah homie, he be invisible

  12. lolo says:

    evribuddy noz kitteh like IKEA furnchurr

  13. rhsb says:

    Ohai, frenz! Happy Caturday Eve!

    Ai’m atwerk, az ushual. Oh, an ai has 2 cubber teh fones 4 brakes an lunsh. Pleh.

    Onna gud noet, mai neffew iz heer! Himz sew kyoot an funneh.

  14. KCTailkinker says:

    Gud mawnin….*yawn* cheezpeeps! Da kitteh inna da chare remines meh ov las nite………*yawns deeper* Mai behbeh kittehs do dat 2! Dey doant shar. Lieks last nite, dey kep tayking da middel ov da bed an wudn’t shar. ***hooogely yawwwwnnnns!*** ‘morning, cweenmj, gawts enny moar bery strawng coffee? Strawng coffee. Ai NEEDS it!

    • rhsb says:

      Mai Josie usta dew dat. Hur wud start owt snorglin cloes 2 mi an tehn streeeetttch owt, pushin mi 2 teh edj ov teh bed! :shock:

      Wun ov hur niknaems wuz, “Mommehs littlol bed hawg”.

      • Hao cn 3 kittehs fill up n ENTYRE queen (nawt cween) syze bed? At leest obernyte, onlee Loki stays awl nyte, but him steeling awl teh blankkits ebry nyte sumhao.

        • rhsb says:

          Mebbe himz cold?

          **sigh** Ai miss sharin/fitin ober bed spayse wif kittehs.

          EEK! Can u send Nikita down heer 4 a week or elebenty?

          • eeckthecat says:

            Okai,but ai am warnin u…
            she iz teh kitteh dat lieks to purr reel lowd and “taps” yer fayce wif her paw wen u iz tryin to sleep…
            on teh gud side,she is teh onlee one dat obeys teh “lie down!” command

            • KCTailkinker says:

              eeckthecat, nobuddy in mai hows obeys da teh “lie down!” Nopes. U knoes Audrey da plant in the “Liddel Shop of Horrorerers?” Dat’s wat awl 3 ov dem sez, “Feed MEH!” Mai full bed is moar lieks “hang on to da edge ov ur bed type bed” Da orinj gui lieks 2 lay awn top ov meh. Wun nite, ai thots ai wuz dying cuz ai cudn’t breethe. OMai. But it jus wuz da kitty laying on meh staring meh inna da face.

              • eeckthecat says:

                Mai Nala lieks to lie awn me,but gets uncomfortable cuz ai lies awn my side.
                Ai usually has to nudge her awai after awhile.

                Ebbery once in a while,Ai waykes up to find teh kittehs has “moved” me into a position dat dey wants.And Ai can’t move beecuz dey has me surrownded !!

      • ruledbyfantima says:

        wen I wuz liddle, my kitteh got in bed between me anna wall, cuddled close, and then e-x-p-a–n-d-d until I rolld over. Den did it agen. Aend agen. And den i fell outta da bed.

        • gremlin says:

          Wun peepul an wun kitteh lyin in teh bed.
          An teh liddel kitteh sed – roll over!
          An they all rolld over an they herd wun showt!
          An teh peepul on teh owtside – FELL OWT!!!! :-)

        • bluesfan473 says:

          mai kitteh Murphy lykes 2 get awn de pillo abuv mai hed wen ah’m sleepin, den she putz her feetz awn mai hed & startz 2 p-u-s-h mai hed ever-sew-gently & ai finally waik up wif mai nek bent lyke a pretzel & mai hed alla de wai awf de pillo, wif her sprawled awl ober it. ai doan kno haow she duz dis wifowt waikin meh butt she managez & den is lyke “ur pillo? ai doan fink sew, iz mai pillo naow!”

    • cweenmj says:

      *Handz KCTailkinker a fresh hawt cuppa kawffee.
      It b a byootiful morning heer in dhe hartland…Sunshine adn kleer skyz…A liddil rainz overnite…..A gud day….yup indeed….gonna see deh granbabeh!!

      • Pleez to give teh granbabeh an liddle schmoo frum me! An purhaps a snorgle, too. ;)

        • cweenmj says:

          Will du. :D If he b holding still long enuf!! :lol:

          • KCTailkinker says:

            cweenmj, gibs granbehbeh liddel schmoo. **grabs cuppa cawfee from cweenmj** Ahhhh!! Fankies, cweenmj, ai reeeeely needs dat! Feel betteh nao! {{{{cweenmj}}}} Skies bootiful heer 2! Wanna be owtsied. *powts in da cubbeh hole* Ai sees da burds land inna mai tree owtsied mai windo. *wabes at cweenmj* Happee behbeh visit!

      • divakitty123 says:

        Oooo…dis iz a happitail day 4 shur! u see de granbabee and Ai get 2 see mai grandneece. De babee grll ov my nefyoo and seh iz 1 munth old! Ai ken hardlee wait. An Teasel will b mai goggie-nanny while I’m gone. Teasel will hav de “plezure” of mai goggie-abatar’s company. He luvs kittehs but sumtiems dey is skeerd by the large eggsited happitail and playbow and de wild runs round de howse. Mai kittehs jes giv him gentle pointy end reminder, but Teasel’s kittehs maybe nawt so used to him. Ai sez to Cotton, Kiki and Teasel. “Unite! Yooz gotz plentee of pointy ends and lots of hiss!”

  15. starling says:

    Up-said-daon kitteh puts front pawses on Poang footstool.

  16. cweenmj says:

    States wifowt ENNEE cheezpeepz: :(
    Alaska
    Arkansas
    Hawaii
    Iowa
    Montana
    Nebraska
    Nevada
    New Mexico
    North Dakota
    Wyoming :(

  17. Mary says:

    mi kitteh aways steelz da chare tu

  18. *electric lights dim for an instant in Northern Europe*

  19. *hmmmmMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMM*

  20. MicklPickl says:

    jus keepin it warms!

  21. sam says:

    lol speak iz hawrd

  22. sam says:

    ohz yea im new

    • Hi Sam … welcome. Lol speek getz eezier wif practice. But is nawt necessary. Ai fink eberybuddy has moveded to next picshur. There wuz a race (yew can still enters, if yew wants).

      • Welkum! Just sound owt wurds yu see, n yu’ll unnerstand most uv it. :) Riting it iz a lil slowr cauze it nawt be familiar n braeks alla rools we get tot in skool, but wif a lil praktis, nawt so bad. Tihs iz a bery friendly plais, just hav fun, be nice, n du nawt yell “first” when a nu picshur kums up. ;) Ebrywun iz in teh next pikshur, lyk Fleep sayd, kum joyn in!

  23. Kitteh finks her bees inna “ACME ROKKIT LAUNCHURE LAWNCHAIYRE”;
    Her duz nawt reeahlyze taht iyt iys simplee a kasual libbing ruume chaiyre;
    (Sumeboddee shud teyl her taht tihs chaiyre iys nawt goeing enneeware…….) :roll:

    VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

    Wowsers!!!!! Luukit taht kitteh goe!!!! Her tuuk aowf rite thruu teh wyndowe….
    adn up oaver teh ruuf…..
    adn awl teh naybuurs ar wautchyng her stil gaiyning altitoode inna skye…… :shock:

  24. jmuhj says:

    Teh Mayn Koonz ar sum big catzes, awl ryte. Yu kan sher, thoe! Jus sit daown furst an TEHN invyte kittoon awn lap. Wurks lyke a charmz!

  25. faunablues says:

    Sigh. The snooty kitty who doesn’t want you to sit next to her on the school bus…

  26. turtlol says:

    awl yur chayrz are belong tu us….

  27. Sarah says:

    hey ya’ll! my boyfriend and i just adopted a wonderful kitty from a shelter, and he looks identical to this cat! we were wondering if any of ya’ll knew what breed of cat this is. he’s more or less our son, so we figured it’s important that we know. if anyone has any idea, could you please let me know?? my e-mail is lizziefreeze@gmail.com. thanks!!

  28. Max Franks says:

    I has that chare! From Ikeas! Iz called POANG! POAAAAANNNNNGGGG!

  29. mnkydo says:

    OMG! its a shortsistur on ICHC…. *fangurlly moment*… but i tink teh furst capsun (teh 1 from teh vlog) wuz bettur

  30. Lysh says:

    I have the same chair and my cat frequently takes posession of both bits.

  31. Shizuko says:

    r u shur ’bout dat?

  32. carbondragon says:

    dis one iz mine. dis one too

  33. Tuure Koivikko says:

    LOL !

  34. It nawt whair taht matters, PCK.
    {{{pinkcyootkitteh}}}
    We awl tugevver heer.


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