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Tyger bye teh tayle!
heer yew goez:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG4VO_cV-7M
CongaratZ, Missy, hope u don’t mind if I borrows this spot.
I gives u a pitchur of stromberrie margareetas to make up for it!
ANNOUNSEMINT
We will has a RACE tomorrow at the 12 noon est lolpic!
Rools (as best I can bemember):
1. Make ur entry, say HAPPY BURFDAI to LCB, and turtlol, and happy wedding wishez to SarahD. Remember to inclood shinee giftee things if u wants.
2. Then reply to ur own entry, describing wut u were racing wif (i.e. Gocart, Rokkit Launcher Chare, Zamboni, etc.)
Asew, ifink in teh interests of teh invironingment, u mite wants to consider alternativ fyools. And we will giv u attacks credit if u does.
3. Mayhem and hilaritee ensoos.
I’ll make an otter pronownsemint in teh am, but feel frees to repeet this on teh 8 pm pic, if any of u can!
Duz it haf tu be a vehiclol, per say? Lyk, mebbe, iz aminols tu be ryding wifin teh rools?
wutteber u fink can get u there teh fastest!!
anything goez.
Ai fink ennyfing goez! Ai’m nawt shore Ai will be abul 2 plai, but Ai will trye 2 joyn teh fun!
Maus usually b riding on himz Clydesdale, Petunia. Mt.McKinley haz also made an appeerinse ridden by LCB. Wuteber ur majinashun kin b thinking up, b ok.
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*tryz 2 figgir owt wut time deh pitcher will appeer ware I beez noaw.
Lessee, 12 eestrn wudda ben 9 passifik, but i movinged back frew
deh mountings ware it wudda ben 10 adn now i b in deh sentrill
zone soe it b lebentee!!!
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Ok, noaw I goes to deh ty-booteek fur sum iec fur mai hed ake.
*Kumz bak frum ty-booteek wif iec pak on hed.*
I will just reeding bowt deh race later….grandbebehz taking presseedentz ober ICHC I bleev.
Oh noez! I will missing deh race.
I will b playing wif the ♥grandson♥ at elebenty!!
grambabeezzz alwaze numbah whon, yep yep
Him beez a kewty-pie tuu an a haf yrs old.
Hazn’t seen him in a yeer. I sew exsiyted.
oh ai iz happytail fer yu mz cweenmj….yep ai am, ai trooly am…..noaw he be awl walkin awl obber gteh plaise huh??? an prolly chatterin up a storm,….wel, at leest wunce he getz cumfurtabul….mite taek a minit oar tu !!
Ohai Prysma! I rydes mah majik car pet use ually…dees are epic, hope ebreebuddy comes!
Ha! I’m gowing tu ride in a TARDIS. Ownli problum iz dat I down’t steer it well adn mite finish bifore teh rays starts, oar 3,000 yeers layta.
ohai, Prysma. I haz rided a winged lion before. leeza-b haz hadz nuklear-powered skwirlols. Gibben yr abatar, I wuddnt be surpirsed to see yu sliding down teh bow ov a rainbow.
Unforchunmately, I cannot be here at rayce time tomorrow. Haz funs, ebberymabody!
Turtlol, I be finking ov yu, lcb, yu too happy mirthday, and hapy wedding to SarahD!
*ponders awl teh opshuns… so meny fings taht cud be fun…
rainbows n racing hamsters uv unusual size n rabid weasels…*
Must fink about tihs. Must awlso maek shur ai will be heer fur tihs cause it sounds lyk berry much fun, aifinkso! Prolly ai will be awl confuzzled preddy kwik, but iz otay!
Ai will bee riding mai Uneek Orn taht cweenmj gibbed me fur mai birfday.
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An hao too bad taht cweenmj can’t bee there. But – ai will admitz it – an liddle granbabee trumpz just about ebree thing.
dis b deh kewty-pie
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/2008/08/21/shane/
Ohai, I yooshully flies in on mah ruby-throated hummingburd, Ruby. *luks owt window* But itz sorta cool heer nao. Mebbe a liddel cool fur a hummingburd. *ponders* I noes! I will knit her a liddel swetter! A red an purple sparkly swetter, just for teh rayce! *gits owt knitting needels, works wif a kwikniss*
Ohhh…ai has nawt been in a rayce yet….
Hopefully pleh werk will nawt be so bizzee and ai can part…pert…join in.
Eeck, I kn imagine yu being flung into teh rayce by that giant Klingon you haz standed next to. Or sumfing lyke that.
Eeeck wuz standing bai a giunt Klingon??? Oh, ai hav mist so much!
skweeeeeeee!!!
bebbehs!
stripey bebbehs wif nawt open aiis!
skweeeeee!!
>mm lies down to rest<
iz sew kyoot!!!
Little tigger iz mistaekin
maybe mis- Snaken?
Sum such tale uv wo
Ohai, tm. haow ar yu tudai? awl rekubburd frum last weke?
Feets still sore from tryin to keep up wiv Annipuss!! She Ossim Lady
other than that , awl is well. Juss lookin forward to a lie in awn Caturday .
Ai fort Ai wus keepin up wiv teh rest uv u!
Just az lawng az ebreebuddee gawt bak da saim tiem nd nawt tu msh wurs fur ware. ai finkso ai’ll nede a weelchare if ai getz tu du dat kined ub owting.
Get in teh car!!
CHEEEESES TWICE, GET IN TEH CAR!!!
*putz down megafone & saunters away*
Mamma, snaike!!!!
we’s can tell bye teh smell; aur aies nawt opening nau, wefinkso.
OOooh – big purtee furree snaek!!!
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger (gasp for breff) badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger (pant wheeze) a snaaaaayk a snaaaayk!
No, dat’s Mom.
Plz to nawt try to nom teh snaek. Mom wud nawt haz a happee.
Oh noes, hab sum corn flakes instead Tony.
ummmm. you look strangelee familiar…
It is certain.
wich wun o you iz da good twin?
Ai’m positive ai doan noe wut yew awr tawkeeng about.
i see wot yr doing dere. you wanna join da Chopp’d Livah Grrrls, doncha?
Affirmative!
Ai mean…mais oui!
you sound like Newt in Alien! Welcome.
Got yr shwimp fr teh membreship fee?
::Pullz shwimp owtta pawkit and hand to CLG::
Sawry, iz uh widdle scorched frum the teh pulse rifles.
NOM
hmm. *skratches hed* luks oddly familyer.
Duz yer wig itch tew?
o mai eers & wiskers, ai lub ur CHRG 2 peeces!
Fanky BF473. Ai HAD tu put it awn fur teh bebbeh tygrs. *SQUEEEEEEE*
Oooh, ai sede yur chrg awna strete tudai wair ai wuz. Sumbunnee just left it dere wifout a hed init tu getz popt. Ai wuz wureed yu mite hab lawst yur hed.
I think it b way tuu late tu wurrying bowt dat. :snerk:
Himz losting himz hed a looooooooong time ago.
Ai resemble that remark.
ooo, win i gave blud teh otter day teh flebotomist used glubs dat lukked like dat CHRG. i jest kept dat to myself dough. dont wanna distrakt teh ladey takin da blud- one stik is gud, moar dan wun stik is pleh.
Wuz dey deh bloo wunz like shirley b wareing?
berry close, but moar bloobury
mmmmm…blooburies…nom!
r u habbing an identity crisis??
Perhaps…ai’m nawt sure…oh wait, yes ai am.
well, den. yr in da rite place.
Wate! ai’m printing da gaim cardz frum LCB. just wate 1 minut!
Ohai, heer ai em nd tu lait agen. conga ratz yu 3. Letz taik da tigur bai da tale nd goze tu sillibrating wif maibe sum tigur milk? nd “holed dat tigur! sawng?
ooo print sum extraz foar me. i aer alllll outta ink foar da printer…
awwww, sooo kyute!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-your-cat-does-not-really-fear-snakes.jpg
(iz mai most fayvrit snake-relaytid lol evver)
ohai teenie! Ai lubs taht wun too!
yes, izza grate wun!
aga-reed ai lubs dat won, maeks meh laff
Yezm wun ob mai favrits tue. Face makes me smilng eben wen I onlyz membrs theLOLcat.
Kitteh on ryte:
Plz to b kwiet, I’z tryin to sleeples.
cute bebbeh tiggerz
oh noes, I no has CHRG
:SPLORT
Oh noes! ware be teh CCC??? Here two kittehs, I nebber comes to ICHC wifout mah spare CHRG(wdoi) anna xtra blanky. *scoopityscooptiyscoop tuk tuk tuk*
uh oh, no duktape. No choklit eever! 2kittehs, u just lie berry still unnder dis nice soft blanky wile I goes an gets nawt-sekund aid kit fur hed splorts. An don’t look at teh bebbeh tigger agin! Dat CHRG(wdoi) is nawt sekyoor!
brb
odearodearodear nobuddy haz reskewed you! I has lotsa CHRGs bekuz of sick hubby, so….
(grabz spatshula and runsible spoon) skoopie-skoopie branes into mixing bowl, mixiz in some chokklitty chipz adn marshimellows so you cans be sweet and mellow, splodges em bak inna hedd, putz on 2 CHRGs wif wiggly fingrs in bofe direkshuns, wrappity tite wiv dukkie-colur dukkietapes. (how menny fingrs you holdin up?)
Wraps 2k inna floofy blankie wiv bouncy tiggerz onit, and callz teh 2 kittehs to snorgle adn tummimassage you. Too hot for hot chokklit, wooda frapitychino be nise?
Woo! Eu haz upped de standrdz 4 chzburgr resceu!
(brainz and choclit?? clapz floofy paw ober mouf, runz 4 toylet.)
Oar as Latinkat seyz: de gustibus non est dusputandem. (Latinkat also kan nawt type!)
Snake! Snake? SNAAAAAKE!!
It duz luk fayrlee Sawlid.
Vidjeo game obscurity win.
Oh How kewt!! bebeh tiggrrz wif deh izez still klozd!!! WANT!!!
Doan’t fergit – dey gets berry berry big an need lotsa noms an dey aer feerse 2.
Wen ya hit KC, ya shuda stawped. Ai’da bawt ya sum cawfee or sumfin! Ya orange barrel brigade in KC nawt gud. Ya ownly sees 2 barrels, dey propagate at nite, aifinkso, an maeks menny barrels, cweenmj!
Oy, deh traffix!!! Dey goingz sew fast!!! and dere b sew menee uv dem!!! I wavinged mai flooffee pawz at u….. At leest I thinking it wuz u….. I hadded mine iiz klozed a lot!!!
SNAEK! U has created TYME PARADOKS!!!
Mai favrit saiing:
When in danger, when in doubt,
Run in circles, scream and shout!
*kitteh runs form tyger tayle* RUN! HIED! PANEEK! OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!1!!
*As kitteh keeps runnin n runnin* *stawps* Tyger behine meh? *Pants, pants, wheezes* *collapses inna heep* *whines* *whines sum moar* OMAI, weer awl gonna die! *kitteh wails* *whimpers*
*sneeks up on oberhed shelf adn drops a water baooonie filled wib catnip oil rite on kitteh*
Ogden Nash ref FTW!
MAAAAAWWWWWMMM!!!!!!
o… wayte…. nebbermynd….
Assuming that Tonya-kitteh was as amenable to having her tail attacked as Spooky has been, i could only sit and think “Kitten gets a smackdown in 3…2..1…” when Snowflake decided to sneak up on Tonya’s tail and alerted me to her intentions by way of the BUTT WIGGLE OF DOOM…though she seems to have also perfected a tuck-and-roll technique that allowed her to become a little fuzzy white bowling ball when Tonya applied the FACEPAW as she tumbled over and away and recovered immediately after and pounced on Rudie
That be cyoot!
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leeetle behbeh tygurz….BEEEG poynty enz…
*Kitteh nao in corner in catatonic stayte* *feer gripz kitteh of tyger* *kitteh needs dr tinycat, stat!*
Gotsta go form werks nao. Nite nitey awl!
Nite!!!!! Schmooz.
Growndid n-til u iz elebentee n fwee…tu…wun…..
bebeh tigres! AWWW!
Dats nawt a ‘nake. Dats mama’s tale.
Iz berry skerry tho. O.o
minur teknikalitee-jes play along! *Whistles innosentilee*
BEBBEH TYGERS !!!!
SSKKWWWWEEEEEEE !!!!!
***titens teh CHRG awn hed ****
Ai no! Me tu! Tehy be jus so… cyoot nawt strong enuff… splortatious… adorable… *duckytaypes teh FCHRG(wdoi) n prysm assessories moar titely*
Behbee Tygrrrrr Cubz
2 yung 2 seez, reelyez awn
dayrz uddurr sensezz
Behbee Tygrrrrr Cubz
knoez Mawmee’z cloass, cannawtz mayk
hedd or tayl ub tayl
Behbee Tygrrrrr Cubz
cawnfewzd wiff lawng thickk fuzzee
feeng, bit itz feelz nyss!
Jack.
*clappity clappity*
Jack. Too swiet fur werds. Ai LUV teh repeeted furst lions ov “Behbee Tyrgrrr Cubz.” It iz eben beyootifull to luk at!
Kitteh luk like Eddeh Muffy kitteh teh me:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2170739
WWAAAAHHHHHHHH! ai’z skared mam!
Why does everyone talk in LOLspeak, I can’t understand some people =(
it iz teh fun! yoo jus needz sum praktiss.
iz notso hard, just imajin yer correktin a buncha sekkind-grade papers. At leest you dont hafta desyfer teh handriting! Sownd it owt…
iz okay, yoos wil lirn it sumdai
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! lolspeek iz fun, now yoo must lern it!!
Awww! Mr. Snakersons wil knot hurtyu, babii! Iz nyss ssnayk!
MAWWM! Ai’m hungeee!!
*SPLORT*
not snake. now stop screaming!
oh come on snake no furry!
uh-oh *grabs too pullz out CHRG from Gremlin butt iz too latez* SPPPPPLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTRRRRRROOOOOOOLLLLLLLPPPPPPPSSSSS
Gremlin haz CHRG on her butt???
*ponders dis oddity wyle plasitcatz braynez slowly slide down
*teh kumpuuter moniter skreen.
fanx fur teh halp! *brainz slide doan nda oozez obber floor* bsides dat not wat ai meant-um Little halp pleez HHHAAALLLPPPP!!!! SOMWON!!!! ANYWON!!!!???
Oh, fur CC’s sayk, whair be awl teh trayned peeples?
*goes in serch uv CCC*
*finds CCC n brings back*
*rummage rummage fur teh stuffs*
*sweepy sweepy teh braynes intu neet pyle*
*washy washy teh braynes wif imported sparkly spring waters*
*scoopy scoopy teh braynes back intu teh kranial cabity*
*replayce teh skull bones*
*apply teh 50s baving cap wif strap*
*apply teh CHRG wif drawings uv giraffes awn it*
*rapraprap wif dayglo green dukkytaype*
*rap plasticat in Cheezpeep map blankkit n pull out hawt chokklit n a chokklit ephalunt*
Heer yu go. Nao, sit tyte, n du nawt luk at cyootness until yu iz fully recobered.
N ai hope ai din’t scramble yur braynes. Ai nawt serti…certi… trayned in tihs.
iz ok u reelee can’t scramble meh braynes anymore any wai
*kumz owt uv reveree
OH NOESEZ!! A SPLORT!!!
*dragz in teh CCC. Skweee, skweee, skweee
Gotta get deh weel fixt. Luk at dis mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro)
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
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Dat bedder? Tuk u up in deh floofee Cheezpeep map blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit malt.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
fanx cweenmj nda Prysma-kitteh fur teh halp butt ai mus say ai no need too cheezfrend map blankits so ai donaits it too teh Humain Society fur teh aminols der
onoes – plasticat haz ben an our widout hiz braynes, adn him needs dem fur skool tewmarow!!! *scoopity scoopity braynes frum floor, piks braynes frum pooter screen, ryns dem wid wadder, mixes dem wid noo pooter memree card (to maik it eezier tew learn noo tings in skool), pours braynes back in liddle plastic hed, on hiz hed wun ob teh CHRGs taht Gremlin gabe him (nawt frum Gremlin’s butt), pull it awn tite, tapity tapity on tite, gibs him hawt choklit wid LAWTS ob whippy cream, wraps him in floofy teal blankie wid pics ob liddle lego kittehs on it, adn Skittles to nom til him feel bedder*
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO NOT SKOOL!!!!! *runs too corner nda sitz in feetle position on teh floor, suckin fumb* ai no lieks teh skool!
I heer dere b a tiny eyeland off deh koste uv Greenland wif no skoolz. Wud u like to mooving dere?
Plasticat, didn’t anywun come around wiff the CCC to repair yer splortifications? Here lemme see what I can do wiffout the CCC being here.
*rips back page orf of yellow pages an scrapes up mosta brains (the rest won’t be mist, dese yungsters are too dang smart to begin wiff)*
*clamps aholt ob plasticats nose to prize hed up whilst kerflumpin branes back into cavernous craniul cabity*
* peeces togever skull chunks like a puzzle (dis ain’t a perfect fit but the scar will just look like a fashionably crooked part)*
*applys the the CHRG that Plasticat pulled outta Gremlins butt (too late)*
*whups red bandana outta back pocket and checks it to see if it’s still clean, luks good, raps it around Plasticatz hed just lyk a badazz biker*
Thass the bestest feeld dressin we can do fer ya wiffout the CCC. The ziggy zaggy part in yur hare, the CHRG, and the badazz bandana shuld make you irrisistabobble to opposite secks, whichebber one dat may be.
Go forth and sin some more. or sumtin lyk dat.
I started on tyme but I types so poorly dat by the time I wuz done he wus saved three times. Gimme back dat bandana you whippersnapper! By de way, I can’t remember fer sure but isn’t you a teenage guy? It makes me wunder acause Prysma-kitteh warshed the grit outta the branes wiff sparkly spring water but if yer anyting like me at dat age, a sandblaster cooden hab cleaned my filfy mind, mush lest vassah mit gas.
ai b firteen *handz bandana back slowlee* so yesh ai guess ai am a teenage guy: sorta, kinder ai b guessin
pssst! (whispurz) I haz a seakrit!
*Lukz arownd 2 make shur dehre b nobuddy lissning*
Deh Nawtee Barn b on deh map.
Doant telling enneewun.
Oh ho! luk hoo livs by the Nawty barn!!
*listens to teh secret*
OMG METAL GHEAR!11oneone
SNAKE WHAT HAPPENED? SNAKE…… SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!! O___O
Dis wuz killin me. Seriously. Da kyoot factor of behbe mouf open and da huge pretty mama (doan be messin wid her precious cubs…no sir)…
I’z smilin big ober dis one…
Iz deh baybee tigrz reely DAT smal?
OMG! it a snake!!
get in teh car!!
Oh noes tyger snaek be berry dangerous! But dese liddle cyoot behbee tygrrrs had soooooooooo much cyoot snayke nawt stan a chance.
*sez in best Indiana Jones voyce*
Whyd it hafta be snaykes?
Tale iz not a SNAKE… iz a SNACK.
[nom nom nom]
I think baybee tigger be screamin FIRE! What’s that in upper left hand corner?
my oops! upper right hand corner
in MGS, octacon: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEE!!
MOMEE! DERE’S A SNAKE! GET AWAYZZZ!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! omgs! is teh kyoot tiny baby tigers!!!! luk at how beeg tee tayl iz!!!! tahts how teeeiny teh baby tigerz iz!! AAAAAAAAgh hed splode n 3…2…1….
LOL DUDE THAT WUZ SOOOO HALERIUZ I SHOULD PUT THAT ON MY YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT SNAKES BIENG BORING!!!!!!!!!!!aanyway thta wuz the 15th funniest pic to my brother he has bad taste but the 1st to me….
that is one big kitty
run 4 ur lief!
run kittay!!1! i hates tohs thingies to….ebil EBIL tings…..
bitch