Comments on: mother-in-law kitty…

By: frigginrandom.com

frigginrandom.com — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:31:21 +0000

kottie not lewk so happie

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:12:41 +0000

Az Diamond sed up abuv, tihs kitteh rlly luukes liek Hyacynth Bucket;

Akshully, Ai fink weez wil findez tihs kitteh syttyng nexxt tuu Miz B at SarahD’s weddyng; thems wil bees inna bak rowe, cryeing iyntu tehir Irysh linin hankees;
(Adn yuu wil nawt bees abul tuu teyl wun frum teh uvver;)

Jes iygnoar tehir sobbyng adn boo-hooyng, SarahD adn haz a wunnerfull daiy!!
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By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:12:32 +0000

Kan ai hydez wivyu? Kan mai nyne kittoonz, tu? Wii haz a board wiv d baitz.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:54:31 +0000

i fink it wuz on teh kookin box lol

By: judson

judson — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:32:38 +0000

‘Whoa, it looks good on you though.’
A very late Caddyshack ref FTW!!
And I’ll take a dozen of the YNG tees…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:07:52 +0000

ohai, emygirl! fank yoo for teh kind wurds. an teh martooni. (teh majik ob cheezland iz teh martooniz can be az alkyholik or not-alkyholik as yoo want and still hab teh desired effekt! ) i so sorry yoo know too well taht blak eyez not so graet. an yup, i iz also yoosed to teh bulimik kitteh. owr old kitteh tiger, akshully him lubed teh milk but him wuz laktose-intolerant. before i figgered owt teh laktose-intolerant part, i gibbed him milk ebree day tehn wundered why him horked ebree day. fank yoo for coming owt ob lurkurland to say nice fings. hope yoo will come play more offen! {{{{{emygirl}}}}}

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:03:12 +0000

him iz very brite. hiz mommy iz mostly confuzzled by him.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:02:02 +0000

oh momcat! taht iz skary story. gud fing gascat wuz smart enuff to be skared an get owt. gud fing him knowed a place to go! i finked abowt wher my boy culd hab gone if him didn’t hav grandparents tehr, an i wulda sed teh same fing – go to himz church on teh campus. iz a safe place. spoose iz big hero ob teh night!! an gascat shuldn’t wurry abowt teh bad peeps. if tehy iz smart, tehy shuld know tehy iz alreddy in enuff trubble. mebbee, if tehy are students, see taht teh problem iz reported to appropryute offise at teh skool. an frum bein in band, i kan tell yoo taht teh band peeps stik togevver!
{{{{{momcat}}}}} {{{{{gascat}}}}}

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:51:14 +0000

Aargh! Iss nawt new an iss not clear, but dat’s teh way yoo say it!

(Makes it eezy tew memember)

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:53:11 +0000

SPDCH (Splort pruf ded chikken helmitt)
We shud add to teh CCC ifinkso!!

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:51:47 +0000

All tewgever nao, 3.2.1….. Dawnt call me shirley

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:50:46 +0000

Swingin onna Star FTW!
Dat’s one of my favrit sawngs.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:44:08 +0000

Shirley, yu be heer? Tihs be yur muther-in-law? Ar yu reesponsibul fur tihs hat?

By: Maggsuverhoomun

Maggsuverhoomun — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:42:30 +0000

Noe but teh Dawter inner Law shirley godda free giggelol

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:34:45 +0000

Didja get a free bowl of soup widdat hat?

By: emygirl

emygirl — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:57:19 +0000

o lunarmommy, i b noo heer, u problee not hav ben seein me befour, but i feel four u. It is so horriblez wat happened two ur son. a black eye not feelin too good, i no dat all to well. an i no wher u r comin from wit happycat. u see, juan ov my fwiendz, hur name b pounce, well…she b bulemic. yep, dat rite, i said it. she east, hoark, east, hoark, an i hav to b dah one cleanin up afturr herr. yah, rite. so i’m relived to heer dat ur son an da happycat b feeling happy agen. {{{lunarmommy}}} i hopez u b feelin less of da stress soon! maybe a mother pucker martooni wud halp! *Hands mother pucker martooni to lunarmommy* Toodaloo!

By: bobcatt

bobcatt — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:42:48 +0000

Oh yeah,,,,,
A pig iz ananimal wif dert onnitz fayce,
Himz shooze r a terbublol disgrayse ……
Oh wudja lyke to swing onna starrr….
carreee moombeans home inna jaaarrr…..

By: emygirl

emygirl — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:42:20 +0000

Oopzeis, I tink I meant to say that I want anoder mother puckin martooni, tarbender. I be ‘pawlogizin for da micks up.

By: emygirl

emygirl — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:39:46 +0000

Ooh, tank ooz for ta mother pucker martooni *Snatches martooni glass from big-gladys’ paws, lickin lips while starin at da drink* Mmm…dis bee da best mother pucker I av ben havin in a while. It tastes…mother pucker-y. I b ’speshully liekin da lemon bodka. *Takes anoder sip of martooni, makin sure to appreesheate da bodka* Ooh, it tastes even butter dan before! I tink i’ll have anoder martooni, tarbender! *Slapz ideeotic smile on fase, while woozily wobblin down da floor*

By: starling

starling — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:03:45 +0000

Habs fun, peeps! I be in teh Lankaster, UK. Bit 2 far aways!

By: bobcatt

bobcatt — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:13:01 +0000

Dat musta bean a purty well-knowd song inna 40’s or 50’s cuz my poppakitteh used tu sing it alla tyme! Along wth otter silly sawngs like Marezeedoats an Dozeedoats an Wing Shee Weeeee an one aboutta pig taht I can’t quyte rememmer but it wil come to me!

By: gascat

gascat — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:57:52 +0000

oh lunarmommy!
I sos unda stand howz u feel!!!! gascat in a nawt sos gud sorta bordin house… las friday furst himz losted himz phone sos he cud nawt cawl uz. den der wuz beeg nasti parti at himz hoose, da dum-dums lockeded da firedoor wif a bike lock n der were mani mani peepz horkn up like sic kittehz… gascat gotted scared n packed up himz ‘puter, himz meds, a snack, n himz bike n skooted daon to are awld church dat iz onda campus… himz noez how ta getz in… lockz himself inda church n cawlz uz at home. Spoose putted awn da beeg angri voice n madeded da po lease raid da parti. Den spoose putted awn himz beegest angi dad voice n cawld da owna ub da place… we hear dat 7 bad peepz gotted throwed owt…. bad fing iz dat sum wun figgered owt who cawled da police….. hadz ta calm daon da gascat tolded him dat I doubteded dat da bad peepz wud wana deal wif 15 or so mad saxamaphones n ’bout 40 mad trumpetz….. gascat gotz band frenz! dat maded himz feel bedda…
but wuz a baad weakend fur uz! jus naow startn ta get ober it…..
I iz glad yur son gotted owt….. bad peepz iz no phun….

{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:56:42 +0000

Mother-in-law kitteh kerreez a lotz of wate…in her hipz!!!1!!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:50:10 +0000

>eegerlee kasts votes for rabidweasel<
jumps up an down wif obiwan an zeekie
ai beez sew tired of elekshun, has been on fur two yeers
an aim out of teh ecksited until ai saw tihs!!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:45:00 +0000

i can haz furst episode plz??
i habnt heard ob it *waits eagerly too*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:41:09 +0000

*waiting eagerly*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:40:33 +0000

concatshoolayshuns! we hadded owr 24th anibersury in may. seems liek foreber; seemz liek no time at all.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 05:52:23 +0000

morning *rubs da iz*
aiz tyrd adn ai beez humreh… but ai hab loled… so da dai starts gweat

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:48:44 +0000

iz glad to hear taht Lunarmommy!!m
i hope teh remain taht gud way!!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:37:46 +0000

Ohai Lunarmommy and Chopp’d liva grrl!!
fanks, gud morning or mostly, nitey nite fur u!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:37:35 +0000

wonder if teh lolrus wuld like a hyacinth bukkit if him kant find himz bloo bukkit?

By: Chopp'd Livah Grrrl

Chopp'd Livah Grrrl — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:37:20 +0000

next episode…the saga of the food dispenser…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:36:59 +0000

fank yoo {{{hashim}}} i fink fings are getting better, shiro not qwite so hissy dis evening after him had nise long naps in himz favrite spots. an happycat iz fine, still a little tired, not surprizing after himz ordeel yesterday, but him izn’t lethargik any more an haz himz appetite back. yoo are so nise, hashim!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:35:14 +0000

fank yoo {{{kayjoy}}} yah, i fink fings are gettin better.
taht map iz wunnerful, izn’t it! so much fun to luk at! i will go see where yoo are

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:34:14 +0000

oh, cweenmj, taht’s just wut i needed. i gots teh leeky eyes a liddle bit, ifinkso.
shiro had nice long naps in two ob himz favrit playces dis afternoon, an not seems qwite so hissy. {{{cweenmj}}}

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:32:38 +0000

{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:32:17 +0000

i lubed yor story abowt yor guest-kitteh an teh washing masheen!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:31:50 +0000

fank yoo {{{prysma-kitteh}}} it hazn’t bin too terrible, lot ob peeples hab it wurse, but wen yor son gets beated up by wun ob himz roommates taht’s not a gud fing.
i fink i go to bed erly tonight.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:27:03 +0000

fank yoo {{{maryO}}} (yoo’z not choppd liver to me )

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:26:16 +0000

fank yoo {{{luvscatsva}}}

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:23:01 +0000

but teh fun nebber reelly ends, yoo kan kome reed it anyway and hab a gud laff!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:21:55 +0000

fanks, jamamakitty

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:21:12 +0000

tehn yoo must not hab goned to teh same kamp i did, we singed that all teh time, in fore-part harmuny. wuz a big hit on talent night.

By: Chopp'd Livah Grrrl

Chopp'd Livah Grrrl — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:19:54 +0000

good morning, Hashim!
g’nite eberybody else. sleepytime for this CLG!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:18:58 +0000

nom ‘n’ ated

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:18:11 +0000

ohai hashim! gud morning! i iz abowt to go to bed erly, i haz a tired. sorry i missed yor cellybrayshun dis morning/last night.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:17:30 +0000

oh hehe… about teh dinner, i waz really wishing i could gib teh cheezpeeps a share cauz u had been so nice to meh in teh eid sillybrashuns!!
oh yesh, Obama iz teh gr8!!
i fink teh Pakistani politicians hab wrecked teh image ob awl politicians cauz none ob them iz gud…
liek Benazir Bhutto, she waz excellent but waz still charged wiff corruption cases… *sigh*

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:14:22 +0000

happycat should be just fine, after teh visit to teh v-e-t. hoping taht shiro iz cooling down and haz a gud temper and taht eberyone iz fine at ur place. May CC grant happycat teh happy and healthy so Lunarmommy, who iz so caring, doez nawt hab to worry!
i hope tihs wish cumz troo!!
{{{{{{{Lunarmommy, Lunarmommy’s boi, Happycat and Shiro}}}}}}

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:10:47 +0000

Oh! An yoo haz had yur spendid dinner – an went to sleep – an ar nao up again??

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:09:42 +0000

No Hashim, ai dont think so. Menee ar – but sum ar honest. An reelee doo hav teh interests ov teh peepl at hart.
.
Ai hav nebber seen Obama lie so malishuslee as McCain duz. McCain HAS to know he iz lyling – an he duz it wif a smyol. Taht iz teh wurst ov awl.