mother-in-law kitty…
mother-in-law kitty… does not approve.
mom in law kitteh lurvs 2 meddel.
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… an haz fugly hat.
Yis, ai finkso ai wud be mad wif a hat liek dat tu.
Did ebreewun getz dere lingo cardz , kurtsey ub LCB fur da d bait? http://www.bobstaake.com/lingo/ Mite maik waching it wurfwile. nawt maiking linkee ,??/ wy?
i’m not watchin. i’m going to hide in a cave on mars, brb.
I b watching House.
Sumhow him b more bleevablol dan teh polly tishinz, and a liddlol less arrogant. ifinkso.
oh mai cc!!! her sez noooooo cuuuuu lar…… seh bin lisnen tew bush??
:snerk: I was just muttering that to myself…
igernunt, igernunt!!!
irregardless…
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, wun ob mai pet peeeeeebes!!!
that’s something common between you and I.
is gud fing we can tawk innywai we wants on hyerrrr…… irregardlesh!!
o hai ebberywun! Iffn ai mae breefly interupt dis jollity tu maeks a liddl anownsemint:
DC AREA CHEEZMEET, CATURDAI OKTOBER 4, 3pm at Nashnul Zoo! Meet at main entranse gaet awn Connecticut Av (ai bleev dere be a Starbuks akross teh street). Peeps innerested sew far inkloods LCB, Missy, two_kittehs, Sunny, Roo an mahself. Iffn yew innerested in joynin us, klikk awn mah naem in bloo abuv an kontakt meh, plzkthx.
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PS – Aftur cheezmeet, i can haz riedz tu Baltimore plz?
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PPS – ALTERNAYTIB/ADDISHNUL CHEEZMEET WEDNISDAI 10/8, @ 5:30pm sumwhar neer Ballston metro stayshun).
Oh Moe!! Ai ar interested. but ai ar in Meesheegun – so ai cant bee there! *sniff* ai hoep sumwun taeks lots ov pikchoors an poasts tehm where we awl can see them.
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Ai’m shur yoo awl will hav a wunderful taim.
oh me to, me to!!
i am interested too!! in teh photos atleast
i hope awl teh peepz who am luking forward fur dis cheezmeet enjoi!!
Ohai eberyone!!
i just woke up *yawn*
ohai hashim! gud morning! i iz abowt to go to bed erly, i haz a tired. sorry i missed yor cellybrayshun dis morning/last night.
good morning, Hashim!
g’nite eberybody else. sleepytime for this CLG!
Ohai Lunarmommy and Chopp’d liva grrl!!
fanks, gud morning or mostly, nitey nite fur u!!
Habs fun, peeps! I be in teh Lankaster, UK. Bit 2 far aways!
Aargh! Iss nawt new an iss not clear, but dat’s teh way yoo say it!
(Makes it eezy tew memember)
Sumwun menshun poly tishunz?
We be suppozed tu meet a bunch fur a partee kind uv fing layter tunyte…
we nawt shur whair, tho.
We IZ rabid, iz hard tu keep trak uv tehse fings.
We cn haz direkshuns tu poly tishuns? Plzkthx.
i kan votes for teh rabid weezels, plz?
Cheezburger fur ebry kitteh! Chikken fur ebry weasel! N, um… what it be taht hyoomins want agin? Floofy cyoot kittehs n cheezpeep map blankkits fur ebry hyoomin!
tahts a platform i kan beleeve in
>eegerlee kasts votes for rabidweasel<
jumps up an down wif obiwan an zeekie
ai beez sew tired of elekshun, has been on fur two yeers
an aim out of teh ecksited until ai saw tihs!!
I b thinking that b awl dat b on deh ballot……
Hey! Nawt tu insult teh rabid weasels, or teh Rabid Weasel No-insult Leeg will need tu speek tu yu sternlee!
We iz nawt reelayted tu teh polly-tishuns!
We wuz goin tu the party-fing tu be eeting tehm!
I hi lee enkurij deh nomming uv deh polly tishinz.
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Plz 2 not b cornfuuzilating
“nomming” wif
“nomeen ating”
awl tho dey b sownding deh same, dere du b deh diffruntz. Nomming, gud; nomeen ating, not so gud.
Nom gud. Eet gud. Nom-n-eet nawt gud. So we eivver eet or nom tehm. We cn du! We gud at hunting rats n scurryin fings. We just hoping fur donashuns uv tummy medsins cauze we herd taht tehy myte be corru…krupt.. gone bad. We nawt vultures! We go nom nao. Kthxbai!
Guess I’d better not wait up for the weasels.
‘Night,ebrywun, ai cn haz bed nao. See yu at teh rayces!
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Nite prysma-kitteh. Jsut wanted to say – ai luv yur blog!!
nom ‘n’ ated
Kan ai hydez wivyu? Kan mai nyne kittoonz, tu? Wii haz a board wiv d baitz.
Hai!!
Just bringing over leeza-b’s nounce mint fur tomorrow . Verree short notiss but – hey! We can doo it. Mite a sugjest if yoo hav teh emayol ov sumwun hoo may nawt hav seen dthis so they can bee there.
leeza-b
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:48 am
Okays… teh final ANNOUNSEMINT
We will has a RACE tomorrow at the 12 noon est lolpic!
Rools (as best I can bemember):
1. Make ur entry, say HAPPY BURFDAI to LCB, and turtlol, and happy wedding wishez to SarahD. Remember to inclood shinee giftee things if u wants.
2. Then reply to ur own entry, describing wut u were racing wif (i.e. Gocart, Rokkit Launcher Chare, Zamboni, etc.)
Asew, ifink in teh interests of teh invironingment, u mite wants to consider alternativ fyools. And we will giv u attacks credit if u does.
3. Mayhem and hilaritee ensoos.
I’ll make an otter pronownsemint in teh am, but feel frees to repeet this on tonites pix, if any of u can!
Ai’ll bee heer -bak an forth (lissening to teh de baits). But if enewun haz kweschuns, ai will be bak to answer them until midnite EST.
hopefullee ai will get bak in taim frum skool- ai kannot miss teh opportunitee to say happee birfdey to ldb and turtlol.
nao ai hasto find teh bestest shinee fing…
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goodnite eberreebuddee!
Teh neverr do.
♫mother in law♫
Oh noez — teh DID haz gotted yew too nao?!?!
*panic*
don’t werry, yr saef
*tendrils 0 doom gentlee danz to mutter in law sawng*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDCOAUTHgQQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDCOAUTHgQQ
GMTA!
yea but yur finners be fazter dan myne.
Ohai, wy iz yu chop libbur? ai liekz libbur wurst!
oh, wee wuz jokin about bean chopp’d livah when we whining aboot not bean propurrly notissed & appreshiated.
We must show Ladymondegreene the link. She ( an enebuddee hoo wants to) can be a Chopp’d Livah Grrl too! Yoo must be willing to say “YaY!! Ai am chopp’d livah” and sing teh song, tho!!
Yoo will find teh beginning heer.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/29/funny-pictures-of-fruit-1-serving-of-cute/
don’t forget the pawsibull original usage on ICHC
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/10/funny-pictures-zomg-ruuunnnn/#comment-265268
CLG, ai jus put dis on yer profyle messij
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2169439
berry cute! you make da best lols. JANET dis be relevant to yr interests…
Ai hav bin to see it. *sniff* Ai think ai am teh “chop’d livah grrl.”
*wisspurrrz……. ai finkso we can awl see ourselbes in dat pikshur as CLG at wun tyme or anudder*
oooh an seh duz luuk sew mad!!!
yesh, taht be troo… *sniffle*
taht be sad at tiemz…. adn yesh, teh chopped livah grrl does luk liek chucky!!
*chill up teh spine*
heerz a chopped livah song, frum wen i wuz yung an wented to kamp:
(to teh toon ob “down by the riverside”)
♪♫Oh when you go to the delicatessen store
(oh no) Don’t buy the liverwurst
(oh no) Don’t buy the liverwurst
(oh no) Don’t buy the liverwurst
It’ll make your insides awful sore
(oh no) Don’t buy the liverwurst
Don’t buy the li – ver-wurst!
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Oh, buy the corned beef if you must
The pickled herring you can trust
And the lobster sends you into orbit A-OK (A-OK!)
But that big hunk of liverwurst
Has been there since October first
And today is the twenty-third of May!
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Oh when you go to the delicatessen store
(oh no) Don’t buy the liverwurst
(oh no) Don’t buy the liverwurst
(oh no) Don’t buy the liverwurst
It’ll make your insides awful sore
(oh no) Don’t buy the liverwurst
Don’t buy the li – ver-wurst! ♪♫♪♫
berry relevnt…. *glad yer kitteh is gud!!! mamakitty gibs hed bonks*
fanks, jamamakitty
tehn yoo must not hab goned to teh same kamp i did, we singed that all teh time, in fore-part harmuny. wuz a big hit on talent night.
Dat musta bean a purty well-knowd song inna 40’s or 50’s cuz my poppakitteh used tu sing it alla tyme! Along wth otter silly sawngs like Marezeedoats an Dozeedoats an Wing Shee Weeeee an one aboutta pig taht I can’t quyte rememmer but it wil come to me!
Oh yeah,,,,,
A pig iz ananimal wif dert onnitz fayce,
Himz shooze r a terbublol disgrayse ……
Oh wudja lyke to swing onna starrr….
carreee moombeans home inna jaaarrr…..
Swingin onna Star FTW!
Dat’s one of my favrit sawngs.
a shez stayin fer 2 weekz
Donut mind meh. Ai will jus sit heer.
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Alone.
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In teh dark.
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(ooh – dots)
eye donut mind u.
*turnz awn lite*
iz dat butter? conga rats awn teh nawt sekkond, btw. Fur drinksies ai bee makin…. hmmmm.. hafta tink ov teh apepro.. apro… apropr8 drinksie. brb
how abut a mother pucker martooni? iz purty gud.
*fickses pishur ov mother puckers martooniz*… tripul Sec, lime Juis, lemon bodka, zeema adn bitters.
*passiz roun 2 awl teh cheezpeepz*
Ooh, tank ooz for ta mother pucker martooni *Snatches martooni glass from big-gladys’ paws, lickin lips while starin at da drink* Mmm…dis bee da best mother pucker I av ben havin in a while. It tastes…mother pucker-y. I b ’speshully liekin da lemon bodka. *Takes anoder sip of martooni, makin sure to appreesheate da bodka* Ooh, it tastes even butter dan before! I tink i’ll have anoder martooni, tarbender! *Slapz ideeotic smile on fase, while woozily wobblin down da floor*
Oopzeis, I tink I meant to say that I want anoder mother puckin martooni, tarbender.
I be ‘pawlogizin for da micks up.
MOS and NS…Letz taek our MILs tu da ty boo teek. Ai am shur she kan fine sumting she approbs of in der>
okays. itz myIRL mutterinlaw’s burfday soon, so we can getter sumfin.
Ai akshullee luvz mah MIL. She iz full uv awsum and win!
Too bad she iz 3000 miels awai. *sigh*
Ai iz leevin werk nao to go hoam & watch teh debayt. Ebbreewun haz a gud nite!
*grabz a sawftee lavendar scarf wif kitteh pikshurs onnit as she goes*
U is so lucki. Teh ladi who is kinda like a MIL tew me wunce went into teh bafroom, an desighed to be helpful an clean sum of it. She used mai toofbrush to do it. An I wud not hav known except dat she put it back inna wrong spawt.
Ohai, Caro , ai trai tu emayo yu but it nawt wurked yu mite be rite abowt yahoo plaing gaimz wif us. Wil trai agen tumoro.
Tumorrow is busy dai for me, an I mite maybe miss the race an all teh fun! Most mai mail been getting thru frum cheezefrens. Maybei sumbody wud forward it fer you?
but teh fun nebber reelly ends, yoo kan kome reed it anyway and hab a gud laff!
Ai haz a nice MIL tew- a nice MIL is deh win! PS mai 24th annibershury is dis weekend- hard to beeleeve!
concatshoolayshuns! we hadded owr 24th anibersury in may. seems liek foreber; seemz liek no time at all.
mai mutterinlaw iz awsum tew!! her b bery bery nyce…tew bad sum uf taht did nawt get past tew her sun (mai hubby). adn she libs rite akrost teh rode frum us
Lyk mebbe a neu hat?
Izzut jus me, or duz dat hat luk sumfing like a dead chicken wen u nawt-second see it?
Yas!! Fanks fur teh laff, carosue!!!
Iz a splort-proof helmit. Lookit kitteh NOT splortin. Cud nebber splort inna hat like dat.
SPDCH (Splort pruf ded chikken helmitt)
We shud add to teh CCC ifinkso!!
I said same ting!
I wuz thinking dat tew.
I think it b lukking better az a ded bird than it duz az a hat.
moar liek: judy dench cat does not approve! (doan let her taek ur ei owt in a bar fyte!!)
luks like she nomed a sour maus
she nommed maus!
oh noes! wut will ai sae to mai bossman- EB? “sorree, muminlaw kitteh ated yer bruther and sum sower gummee werms?”
my mudder-in-law iz very nise lady. weerd, but nise. her not disapproovs, her iz just in diffrent plane ob reality frum ebreewun else.
Weerd is okay- keeps life interesting!
yeh, taht’s wun way to put it!
weerd iz better tahn sum fings a mudder-in-law culd be.
*sigh* i missd hashim’s eid sellybrayshun dis morning.
i had a tired an stress. happycat gibbed me a skare last niet. furst, him horked up food at 1:30 p.m. tehn him horked up teh leftovers at 2:00 p.m. tehn him slept 4 1/2 hours wifowt hardly mooving at all, wich iz weerd cawz usually him changes lokayshuns ebreey 15 minits. tehn him not eben begged for himz gushifud at dinner time. teh at 6:45, right wen hubby walks in teh door, happycat horks up pink stuff. i fink, himz not been nomming anyfing pink or red, ZOMCCWTF it mus be blud!!!!1! so i taked him to teh emurjency vet right away. (i didn’t get my supper 
) like any trip to teh emurjency room, yoo haz to wayt. an wayt. an wayt. an wayt. finally (kyoot yung) dr. tinyvet came in abowt 8:30, feeled happycat’s belleh and taked x-rays. didn’t find nuffin rong, fink him just nibbled on a plant or sumfin taht gibbed him a bad nasty belly ake. they gibbed him flooids an medisine – culd hear happycat hollerin “DO NOT WANT!!!!11!!!1!!” all teh way down teh hallway. tehn i gibbed tehm teh munnies (takin gud care ob happycat = priceless) and taked him home. him wuznt allowed to eet all night, an i haz to gib him kitty pepto-bismol for three dayz. but him is totally bak to normal an all better now. i didn’t sleep so much becawz happycat wuz NOT happy abowt no eet an no go owtside all night. an shiro iz bein a hissy liddle pill right now. himz in a bad mood. fink him smelled dr. tinyvet’s offise on happycat.
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for teh nise peeps hoo wuz conserned abowt my son, him iz doing okay. himz blak eye is gettin better and teh soreness mostly gone. him haz legal rekorse for gettin owt ob himz leese under tehse cirkumstances, but him duznt’ hab lots ob avaylable time to get teh paperwurk done. i haz a stress, i just wants it done an ober wif. him hazn’t been bak sinse teh insident, except to get himz stuff. iz mostly mooved owt eksept for himz furniture. him will get hims furnichure wunse him haz fownd a noo plase to lib. he wented late dis afternoon to look at a plase he might be able to moov into dis weekend. agin, i appreshiate all teh cheezpeeps kindness an konsern an teh gud advice!! {{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}
Glad to heer Happycat and ur son are okay!
yah. i sekkond dat emotion.
fank yoo {{{maryO}}} (yoo’z not choppd liver to me
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i lubed yor story abowt yor guest-kitteh an teh washing masheen!
next episode…the saga of the food dispenser…
*waiting eagerly*
i can haz furst episode plz??
i habnt heard ob it *waits eagerly too*
i fink it wuz on teh kookin box lol
fank yoo {{{luvscatsva}}}
Oh, man, that would be scary! I’m so glad Happycat’s okay! And yeah, even mine who adore each other act a bit oddly for a bit after someone comes home from the vet, and I think you’re right, it’s the smell. What an evening for you, though! {{{lunarmommy}}} The universe really needs to ease up on you and let you catch your breath!
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That’s wonderful that your son can get out of the lease and might have a place so soon. Worrying about him is something extra you just don’t need, and once he’s safely settled, it’s one less anxiety.
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Look after you, okay?
fank yoo {{{prysma-kitteh}}} it hazn’t bin too terrible, lot ob peeples hab it wurse, but wen yor son gets beated up by wun ob himz roommates taht’s not a gud fing.
i fink i go to bed erly tonight.
oh lunarmommy!
I sos unda stand howz u feel!!!! gascat in a nawt sos gud sorta bordin house… las friday furst himz losted himz phone sos he cud nawt cawl uz. den der wuz beeg nasti parti at himz hoose, da dum-dums lockeded da firedoor wif a bike lock n der were mani mani peepz horkn up like sic kittehz… gascat gotted scared n packed up himz ‘puter, himz meds, a snack, n himz bike n skooted daon to are awld church dat iz onda campus… himz noez how ta getz in… lockz himself inda church n cawlz uz at home. Spoose putted awn da beeg angri voice n madeded da po lease raid da parti. Den spoose putted awn himz beegest angi dad voice n cawld da owna ub da place… we hear dat 7 bad peepz gotted throwed owt…. bad fing iz dat sum wun figgered owt who cawled da police….. hadz ta calm daon da gascat tolded him dat I doubteded dat da bad peepz wud wana deal wif 15 or so mad saxamaphones n ’bout 40 mad trumpetz….. gascat gotz band frenz! dat maded himz feel bedda…
but wuz a baad weakend fur uz! jus naow startn ta get ober it…..
I iz glad yur son gotted owt….. bad peepz iz no phun….
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*Raps Lunarmommy and lunarsun (:snerk: dere b sumfing seriuslee rong wif
*dat name) adn HappeeCat adn Shiro awl in a giant floofee Cheezpeepz Map *blankee.
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Heer b a nise cuppa hot chokklit wiff wippee creem adn chokklit sprinklolz on top. u just resting noaw. I b sew glad ebbreewun b ok now. Shiro may b a liddle hissy pill, but him b ok 2, ifinkso. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
re: lunarsun. he must be very bright and a good reflection on hiz mommy.
I didnt think uv it dat way…..i wuz envishuning deh sun adn deh moon in deh same plais at deh same time…..bery kunfusilating…..i b glad u maded sense uv mai nonsense……oooo …. dots……
him iz very brite. hiz mommy iz mostly confuzzled by him.
oh, cweenmj, taht’s just wut i needed. i gots teh leeky eyes a liddle bit, ifinkso.
shiro had nice long naps in two ob himz favrit playces dis afternoon, an not seems qwite so hissy. {{{cweenmj}}}
thank you for letting us cheezpeepz kno ur son iz healing n takin care of himself. i’m glad happicat iz on teh mend, too. sendin prayers ur way….
Also, thanx 2 cweenmj fur putting me on teh cheez map! what a wonderfilled creation!
fank yoo {{{kayjoy}}} yah, i fink fings are gettin better.
taht map iz wunnerful, izn’t it! so much fun to luk at! i will go see where yoo are
o lunarmommy, i b noo heer, u problee not hav ben seein me befour, but i feel four u. It is so horriblez wat happened two ur son. a black eye not feelin too good, i no dat all to well. an i no wher u r comin from wit happycat. u see, juan ov my fwiendz, hur name b pounce, well…she b bulemic. yep, dat rite, i said it. she east, hoark, east, hoark, an i hav to b dah one cleanin up afturr herr. yah, rite. so i’m relived to heer dat ur son an da happycat b feeling happy agen. {{{lunarmommy}}} i hopez u b feelin less of da stress soon! maybe a mother pucker martooni wud halp! *Hands mother pucker martooni to lunarmommy* Toodaloo!
ohai, emygirl! fank yoo for teh kind wurds. an teh martooni. (teh majik ob cheezland iz teh martooniz can be az alkyholik or not-alkyholik as yoo want and still hab teh desired effekt!
) i so sorry yoo know too well taht blak eyez not so graet. an yup, i iz also yoosed to teh bulimik kitteh. owr old kitteh tiger, akshully him lubed teh milk but him wuz laktose-intolerant. before i figgered owt teh laktose-intolerant part, i gibbed him milk ebree day tehn wundered why him horked ebree day. fank yoo for coming owt ob lurkurland to say nice fings. hope yoo will come play more offen! {{{{{emygirl}}}}}
happycat should be just fine, after teh visit to teh v-e-t. hoping taht shiro iz cooling down and haz a gud temper and taht eberyone iz fine at ur place. May CC grant happycat teh happy and healthy so Lunarmommy, who iz so caring, doez nawt hab to worry!
i hope tihs wish cumz troo!!
{{{{{{{Lunarmommy, Lunarmommy’s boi, Happycat and Shiro}}}}}}
fank yoo {{{hashim}}} i fink fings are getting better, shiro not qwite so hissy dis evening after him had nise long naps in himz favrite spots. an happycat iz fine, still a little tired, not surprizing after himz ordeel yesterday, but him izn’t lethargik any more an haz himz appetite back. yoo are so nise, hashim!
iz glad to hear taht Lunarmommy!!m
i hope teh remain taht gud way!!
lol.. pretty funny
I fink dis kitteh lookz lyke Hyacinth Bucket! Dis kitteh be keepin upp apeerances
Iz elizabeth coming ovur foar koffee sune?
wonder if teh lolrus wuld like a hyacinth bukkit if him kant find himz bloo bukkit?
I wus watchin the VP candydates debate fer whyl but Gov Palin made me lose my cool and I started talkin back to the TV, so I came back to Cheezland where people make sents and don’t lie. Does she fink we’re all so stoopy we cain’t tell when she’s lyin or is she so stoopy dat she beleeves her lies are true? Wutz werst is dat a lot of peeps are out there agreein wif her. AAARRRGGGHHHH! Wuts the opposite of SPLORT? Cause dats wut I’m havin.
Um… implort?
Yeah, it’s frustrating, no matter what country you’re in. They’re all the same, aifinkso. Come sit down, wrap up in the cheezypeep map blankkit. Here’s my black and white brat-boy Trick to lie on your lap and knead and purr like a mad thing, just pet him — but watch out for the shedding. What would you like to drink?
ohh ya… awl teh politicianz r liek taht… do u need teh CCC?
No Hashim, ai dont think so. Menee ar – but sum ar honest. An reelee doo hav teh interests ov teh peepl at hart.
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Ai hav nebber seen Obama lie so malishuslee as McCain duz. McCain HAS to know he iz lyling – an he duz it wif a smyol. Taht iz teh wurst ov awl.
Oh! An yoo haz had yur spendid dinner – an went to sleep – an ar nao up again??
oh hehe… about teh dinner, i waz really wishing i could gib teh cheezpeeps a share cauz u had been so nice to meh in teh eid sillybrashuns!!
oh yesh, Obama iz teh gr8!!
i fink teh Pakistani politicians hab wrecked teh image ob awl politicians cauz none ob them iz gud…
liek Benazir Bhutto, she waz excellent but waz still charged wiff corruption cases… *sigh*
{{{{{{Judson}}}}}} Yoo an ai seem to bee ov wun mynd! Ai wish ai cudda seen yoo looze yur koot an tawk to teh TV!! LOL!!
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But teh skeeree thing fur mee iz taht ai think she maybee duznt eben know she’s lying – shee seems to bee taht stoopee to mee. An eben moar skeerier iz taht ai bleeve SHE akshullee bleeves that she CUD bee teh president!!!
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Ai am sitting heer holding yur paw!
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*holds Judson’s paw fur comfurt*
morning *rubs da iz*
aiz tyrd adn ai beez humreh… but ai hab loled… so da dai starts gweat
Mother-in-law kitteh kerreez a lotz of wate…in her hipz!!!1!!
Didja get a free bowl of soup widdat hat?
Noe but teh Dawter inner Law shirley godda free giggelol
Shirley, yu be heer? Tihs be yur muther-in-law?
Ar yu reesponsibul fur tihs hat?
All tewgever nao, 3.2.1….. Dawnt call me shirley
‘Whoa, it looks good on you though.’
A very late Caddyshack ref FTW!!
And I’ll take a dozen of the YNG tees…
Az Diamond sed up abuv, tihs kitteh rlly luukes liek Hyacynth Bucket;
Akshully, Ai fink weez wil findez tihs kitteh syttyng nexxt tuu Miz B at SarahD’s weddyng; thems wil bees inna bak rowe, cryeing iyntu tehir Irysh linin hankees;
(Adn yuu wil nawt bees abul tuu teyl wun frum teh uvver;)
Jes iygnoar tehir sobbyng adn boo-hooyng, SarahD adn haz a wunnerfull daiy!!
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kottie not lewk so happie