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sew comfy tu!!
concatshulayshinz awn teh 6-way brayd!
(I missed it by /this/ much!)
awrf tew teh ty bootik wif yew. ai fink dey stoked sum uv dose cereal sippin strawz, jest tu keep in teh spirit uv yewtensil hyumor!
Less go!!1! Ai fink ai mite git a bag ob hott pink sporks!!
*skippity skippity tu deh ty bootik*
Maybe wii shud git sum pie tu!!
o hai. iffn ai mae borroe dis tawp spot fur a breef annownsmint:
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DC AREA CHEEZMEET pland fur Caturdai Okt 4 aftarnoonz at Nashnul Zoo! Peeps innerested sew far inkloods LCB, Missy, two_kittehs an mahself. But dere be odder peeps in DC area! Pleez, iffn yew innerested, klikk on mah naemz in bloo abuv an folloe instrukshnz
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PS: aftur cheezmeet, i can haz riedz tu Baltimore plz?
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PPS: alternaytib/addishnul cheezmeet be wednisdai 10/8, @ 5:30pm sumwhar neer Ballston metro stayshun.
bai afturnun does U mean 12 pm?
we shud has a designated meeting plaiz?
gud points, two_kittehs!
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ai finkin 3 pm, cuz ai kan nawt coem in tu DC until den. Iffn odder peeps wants tu meet liddl erlyer, ai kan joyn yew (ai haz sellfone tu koordinayt).
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an ai nawt knoe zoo berry well (ai ownly rememememberz it neer Woodley Park). iffn yew awr sumwun ells kan sujest a spesifik meetin spawt, dat wud be grate!
Iz a jurney uv sevral legs! Moe is coeming heer to see meh after cheez-meets in Wash, DC an Baltimoar! Cheez-meet peeps culd send enny speshul greetings to meh via Moe . . . f’rinstance hunnert-doller towls, shwimps, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!
ohai eberybuddy … excuse me, but ai has an idea
*people running for exit*
so ai is posting a ’nouncement of a party
*people stop, turn around, listen skeptically*
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tomorrow, Thursday 2 October, is the celebration of teh end of Ramadan, the month of fasting for Muslims. Is called the “Eid”. Our gud frend Hashim has been doing the fasting for 30 days (maybe otters here also; ai donut know, but ai includes them in this invitation).
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Now, seems to me that Hashim has done a difficult thing, since so much of the fun here has to do with food, drinks, more food, lists of food, recipes for food, descriptions of food, longing for food, and fun about kittehs wanting food. (Then there’s the whole thing of goggies and food, but donut get me started…). Imagine playing here but nawt eating frum sunrise to sunset! Ai has a hungry just thinking about it.
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So tomorrow, wehn Hashim appears, ai suggests we can greets him wif a happytail “Eid mubarak” (happy Eid). We can has a party, ai finkso.
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But wait, ai has moar of an ideer. The Eid is a time for celebrashun of the end of Ramadan. But it appears that one of the nawt-secund parts of teh celebrashun is to give food to those in need. What a concept. After a munth of nawt eating what you might wants to, yew donates cheezburgers to those wif a hungry. w00t!! So, today, ai has maded a small donashun to our local food bank, in honor of Hashim and Simbacat. Maybe this is a good ideer if anybuddy else wants to do it also.
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ok, we return you to your regularly schedyooled hilarity, which is alreddy in progress.
grate idea fleep!
yas, grate idea!
*returns R ess vee pee marked YAS*
Shud we just start when we sees him,
or are we going to designayte a lolpic to start teh partee?
shud be in deh morning how bout 9am Eastern time
so that it ar not too layte fur himz, I fink demz is between 9 and 10 hours
ahead of EST
hmmm. gud question. Yew seems to be right about the time, 2k. But ai donut noes when he might be most likely to appear, so maybe we just look for him and yell “surprise!!”
ooooooo, a paté!
spread teh noos!
***giglol***
*slips written plea to be considered for choppedlivership into MaryO’s green tendrils and runs off*
*plomk!! gavel fallz*
Guilty to plea of insanity, which is the main qualification fur membership, at least dis weak. You are hereby sentenced to membership in Chopp’d Livah Grrls club. and you hazta gib me elebenty shwimps.
Court dis Mist.
Wot a grate ideer, Fleep! Mae ai addz dat Oktober 2 iz awlso teh birfdeh ub Mahatma Gandhi, hu awlso telled peepz tu gib noms tu doze wif a hungry, an himseff fasted fur grate cauzes, an eeted berry simply eeben wen nawt fastin.
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sew oktober 2 dis yeer be teh Eid, an awlso Day ub Peece. A grate dae.
FTW!! thankyew for that extra info.
Yesh, Moe…. MG sed “you must be the change you want to see in the world”
So Fleep, you aire a jentleman annna skoller an yer idear of domn… doann.. er… giving fings to teh fewd bank in onner of our frend Hashim is brillyant! Tere is wun in my town an I will do sumfing this week.
I see frum teh cheezmap that you are onna Cod… I lib onna way to teh Cod! (onna souse shoar) Mebbe if tere be more peeps onna map we ken hab a Cheezmeet sumdae in Masterchoositz!
hey, you bee fergettin da Connect da dot peeps? wott R wee?
chopped livah?
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oh, wait. we already disgust dat, dint we. nebbermind…
been there
chopped that
Awsum idea!
also kittehcruncheez, an qasim (hoo iz hashim’s bruvver)
Fleep – yoo ar wun ov teh thottiest peepl ai haz ebber met! Waht a grate idea! An hao pleezed deer Hashim will be!
fankyou … it’z a fun idea. plus, yew know how it is, n-e excuse for a party!!
burfday fairy butting in heer wif wun more cellybrayshun!! HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today! heer are hommaed cakes in yoor favrite flavrs, wif kandees shaped liek yor favrit kartoon carakters on tehm!! an frootyfizzy punch, party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an goodie bags filled wif shiny pensils, bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bonwnse, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes, an hugz an kisses!! (teh choklit kind
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XX OO ЖЖ ФФ XX OO ЖЖ ФФ XX OO ЖЖ ФФ XX OO ЖЖ ФФ
ЖЖ ФФ XX OO ЖЖ ФФ XX OO ЖЖ ФФ XX OO ЖЖ ФФ XX OO
ФФ XX OO ЖЖ ФФ XX OO ЖЖ ФФ XX OO ЖЖ ФФ XX OO ЖЖ
OO ЖЖ ФФ XX OO ЖЖ ФФ XX OO ЖЖ ФФ XX OO ЖЖ ФФ XX
Blargh! I is ded frum teh cyoot!
rillly ded, or just moastlee ded?
hmmmm. must be rilly ded. onlee wun fing to do…
*rummagerummmagerrummmage in maus’s pokkets*
lookee hear wot i founded:
A round tuit (well used)
Berry nice linen handkercheef
Crisp hunnert dollar bill
Designer zippo wif monogram
Empty wallet
Frequent flyer card for Bunway Airlines
Givvadammer (slightlee borked)
H…
Hey! Give those back!
I’m warning you!
Just you wait!
K…
Honey dew list with haf o da itemz crossed off
washthecatIdiots Guide to Idiots, genius edishun
Jack from last nite’s poker game
K…
Krispy Kreme Donut nom
Loose change from Kanukistan
Maple leaf Rag
N…
K … i’ll bite
Look wut I found!
Mmmm … wut did i found?
Now! let go!
OH! Ow!Owie!
P …
Pralines
Quark’s business card
Red hair from zomg! girl
S…
Sawft caramels
Two shiney objects
Uvver innerestin fings
V…
heee…i thot teh S wuz sopwith camel….tehn i lukked closer n saw itwudnt
ha, i saw Swift Camel at furst glanz.
Sonja Henje’s TuTu
Ticket to Ride
Umbrella
V…
click & clack ref FTW!
Seltzer siphon
Twenny flintz fer Zippo
Unusual collection of wutthehellisdeese?
V…
Video of Beaches
Xtra tissoo for use when watchin teh video
Zippos (consicates a cuppla dese)
LOL!!! MaryO! Taht iz a brillyunt idear fur a liszt! ♫
“MAUS’S POKKITS –
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*ahem* Az ai wuz saying, befoar Barney jumped awn teh keebord. . .
“MAUS’S POKKITS – Teh Collektorz Edishun”
“wot’s in him’z pokkitz, preciousssss?”
lawts uv stuff apparentlee… mebbee he needs to hire sumwun to hold up his pants…
okay, i see wot happn’d here. If you can identify the items, you can has dem bak. Wot’s da Cereal Nomber on da hunnert dollar bill?
Product 19?
42?
*twitchy tendril hovering over lever which controls trap door*
Elebenty!
okay, you has part of it right.
*tears off tiny corner of hunnert dollr bill*
*hands it ober to Maus*
ceral nomber? whe8 whe8 0atz 0atz Elenebty Barl3 ……..
der be lotza cheery 0z in da nom br.
011000110110010101110010011001010110000101101100
Un, un! Irel pyrire!
It could also be “63657265616C”
yah, but doze dont has cheery 0′z.
Well… Don’t go through my clothes and look for loose change just yet…
ooopsee, too late!!
Why didn’t you wait for me?
No, no, no!
Your next line is “Well… you were dead.”
okay. i not reddy foar prime time. Can i rehearse later? I’m a liddel busy rite nao going fru yr pokkets. kthnx
pssst. dis is drivinnk me cwazy(er) is da cue i mist frum Monty P? I keep thinking it is Indiana Jones & Marion exchanj or sumfin.
princess bride!!
*slaps forehed*
DOH
of course. Buttercup says it to Westley.
Yesh. Since yoo didnt get tihs rite, yoo has to give bak teh rest of my hunnert doller bill…
*twitchy tendrils twitch at thought of gibing bak munnieez adn “acksidentallt pull lever of trap door*
*maus disappears down hatch*
distant echo as he disappears: as you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
*Then MaryO says*
“What have I done?”
*And jumps down the hatch*
*plonk*
*klonk*
*rollrollroll head ober heelz*
*KLONK*
*Africat peeks ovur teh edge* Heyyy!!! Wut yu 2 doin doawn dere??? Needz anee halp?
U b karful Africat dere mai bei Rodents Ob Unuaual Size in der – apart frum Maus dat is
*fhwump* [sound frm fier swmp]
“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
Ai hoap dose arnt yur “famouse last wurds”!!!
try sayin ‘xyzzy’ to get out.
I wubz mi hoomin!
Interspeeshiz lub
u kno waht dey sais…spoonin leads tu forkin!!
best 2 just have a spork 2 start with then….
or a rucible spoon.
Sorry, finger check – dat was ‘Runcible’ spoon: a spoon with three short points
owl n pussycat- For The[ nonsensical ] Win!
Whoa ! whoodahthunkit ? so a runcible spoon is…..(ooo dawts…)
a SPORK !
Awwww noooo Sparkysmom why you no werz ur CHRG???? oops mai bad aie thawt u said splort
An hand an hand, on teh edge of teh sand,
They danzed by teh lite uv teh moon, teh moon.
They danzed by teh lite uv teh moon!
just a spoon full of snorgguls
a day helps keep da doktor aways.
duz tihs meen we has to callz u maryOpoppins?
yup. I can haz my bumpershoot wif da parrot handle and the ginormaus carpetbag.
Calling Dick van Dyke
imma gunna tri tihs wunct moar tym….
youtube.com/watch?v=i5IW9wK_HNg
add yer own ach tee tee pee// dubyadubyadubyadot
ai tink u needz da www for da bloo linky
yup…this wuz teh third time i tried to post teh linkee..neether other tri wurkded. I also tried to post a linkee down below three times and none of those showed….i gibbed up!
I tries to halp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5IW9wK_HNg
fankee leeza! howyew bean?
Fineanddandee! Howr u?
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(btw all I did wuz copy ur linky and put 3 w’s and a dot in front
purdygud!
i finly fingered taht oot! it bean long thyme sinc i haz posted a linkee! didja lissen tew teh wun down below?
imma havin a fun thyme playn taht overnover…i no im easily entertained!
i wuz in lubs wif bert frum mary poppinz wen i wuz 3 yeerz old.
iz tru!!!!
dangnabbit. now i got dat song frum Mary Poppinz stuck in my ear.
*brightens*
i aer genrous, i can shares!!
♫juuuuuuuuust aaaaaaaaa….
Spoonful o snorgguls hepls da medicine go dooooooooooooon
medisin go ddooooooooooooooooon
medisin go dooon…
♫
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miseree lubz companeeez
Waht be dis kawled?!? An earworm?!? Yesh?!? Wahteber iz kawled…AI HAB ET NAO!! FANK YU BERRY MUSH!!!
otay, sew iz bettur dan sum songs tu git stuked in yor hed, butt stillz. Ai hab 3 gurls nd dey hab nevr gotten stuk on mary poppins!! FANK YU CC!!!
*plotting how i can share the joy 0 maryPoppins wif dahson’s gurls*
NEBER!!!! Mmmmuuuuuaaaaahhhh haaaa haaaaaa!!!1!!!1!
*magic tendrils trace thru teh innerwebs back to dahson’s Nomicile*
*tendirls majiklly creep out into house*
*lil eerwurms carried in on tendrils go fru da home subliminomally invading da thots & dweems wif music frum mary0poppinz*
I sees that eerworm and raises u:
♫♪ Supercalifragilisticexpialidoshus!
Even though teh sownd of it
Is something kwite atroshous
If you say it lowd enuf
You’ll always sound precoshous
Supercalifragilisticexpialidoshus!♪♫♪
nope. dint werk. still has teh Spoonful 0′ Shugar eerwerm.
Hmm. Wut has we got that will be strawng enuf to cownter the Spoonful ob Shugar?
*looks in files*
Oh, this is a gud one!
Tell me if u’ve herd it alreddy.
♫Gramma got runned over by a Ranedeer!
Coming home from owr howse Krismuss Eve!!
U mite sa there’s no such thing as Santah…
but as fer me and Gramma- we beleeb! ♪
I ushually has this one til from Nov to March, myselfs.
GGGGGGGGGAGH! I HATE THAT.
i’ll keep the Spoonful o shugar, thnkyuverymuch.
*sigh*
Can’t say I blame u.
Now I is stuck wif it erlee!!
*puts hands over eers, to no avayle*
howabowt dis one ? (is mai faborit mp sawng)
We’re clearly soldiers in petticoats
And dauntless crusaders for woman’s votes
Though we adore men individually
We agree that as a group they’re rather stupid!
Cast off the shackles of yesterday!
Shoulder to shoulder into the fray!
Our daughters’ daughters will adore us
And they’ll sign in grateful chorus
“Well done, Sister Suffragette!”
i lyke taht wun tew! alsew tihs:
Though her words are simple and few,
Listen, listen, she’s calling to you:
“Feed the birds, tuppence a bag,
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.”
Ack! Spunul uv shugar! Merry Pawpins! *starts singing at tawp uv lungs tu switch tu diffrint sawng*
IT’S LIFE, JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT, NOT AS WE KNOW IT, NOT AS WE KNOW IT;
IT’S LIFE, JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT, NOT AS WE KNOW IT, CAPTAIN
(Psst: ai cn nawt kary a toon eben in a bukkit, but hao ai gets teh moosicl noats?)
OH! Doo Dwops on rowzes an wiskas on kittehs, brite coppah kettlez and warm wullen mittns! Bwown papah pakagez tyed up wif stwing! Deez ar a few of my fayvorit tings! *Bum bum bum* Wen da dog bitez (EEK!) Wen da b stingz Wen I b feelin sad…I jus tink of a few of mi fayvorit tings an den I DUN FEEL SO SAD! *sniffle* Dat song alwayz b bringin da tears to mi eyes…hmm? yes, duh I no it not b merry pawpinz, but it b along da saym linez!
ummm prysmakitteh, would chew consider filling in for me sometimes/ I finkso you might coould be koalafied to be on Alien Dafence Dreamteem (ADD) wotcha fink?
if you say “yes” den i reveal sekrit code for da noats.
*stans up strayt* *purrforms Full Rimmer Saulute*
Ai iz bein reddy tu defend teh cheezpeeps frum teh Aliens, n ai be onnored tu be askt.
cut & paste is da eeziest ♫
or ♫ ♫ & # 9835; no spaces be sure to include da ;
♫on my laptop computer i holds down Fn and Alt while typing in ju ♫
oh, and on teh nomber wun ϗ 5; ♫ you can hasta go by fathe not by site. the notes duzn’t show up til da comment posts. wich means you duzn’t no you goddit rite until it is too late. creating music involves risk…
Luvin’ spoonful…Splort….
HALP HALP HALP
Wii hab kittehs down!! KAWL DEH CCC!!!!
WWWeeeeeee Hooooooo Wwweeeeeee Hooooooo
Deh CCC cums screechin tu a hawlt. *screeeeeech*
Owt jumps reskue kitteh redy tu reskue. *grabs himz reskue bag filled wif reskue fings nd runs tu Smammie*
*skoopity skoopity deh braynes* *patti patti pat dem awl bak in deh hed*
*SNNNAAAAAPPP goes deh CHRG wif bebbeh jaraffs on et* *pullz on deh HGG’s* *rummagerrummagerrummage fru deh reskue bag* *pullz owt floofy blankie wif bebbeh jaraffs awl ober it* *tuck tuck blankie arownd smammie*
*gibs smammie big mugg shayped lyke jaraff nd speel pruf ob deh hawt choklit*
Keep dat CHRG awn furr a while nd resst!! Feel betturr!!
imma tri agin fur teh 4th tyme, jus cuz i feelz lik it! izza fun song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ8nwZ44XV0
betwwen hoomins, spoonin can leed to forkin!
GMTA!! Wii sais it at deh sayme tyme!!
yesh, dey dew. fankie fur teh kompliment!
Hu was taht ladle i soar u wif last nite?
Dat was no ladle, dat was mi nife!
heee…..
*headdesk*
*groan*
I gots to konfes, i didn maek dat up, it waz Mr Walt Kelly, de creater of teh immortle Pogo Possom (of teh soft brown eyz).
but it wuz prefect for teh placement heeer!
I has a snuggle buddy
pleez 2 nawt roll ober laydee, kitteh wil bee skwished
Awww…
SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**snif, snif**
Ai missez mai snuggl buddee….
**bawl**
***rushes to rhsb wif teh CCC***
**gently scoops up teh brayns & pats em back inna hed**
** secures the CHRG titrly awn teh hed & adds ducky taype **
Here is a blankee and Nikita teh floofy cat to snuggle wif(she iz very gud at this!).Also sum chokklit possums.
Nikita?
Oh, eek, u kno jes wat 2 do 2 maek mi feelz beddur.
**rhsb snorgles teh floofy Nikita, an tryz 2 figger owt hao 2 sneeks hur hoem wif hur**
It’s eezee.
Offer her a treat and she will follow u anywhere!
herz sounds lyke mah Inji
tendr tendrils traipse t’word rhsb adn titely tie herz hed up in temporary tourniket til teh CCC arribez.
HALP HALP HALP!!!!
KAWLING DEH CCC…PLZ TU CUM?!? Wii hab kittehs down!! Kthnxbai!
*beep bop bop*
*callz 9elebenty*
( because my licesnce foar da CCC was tooked when i borked all da bottlols of skotch.)
AHHHHHHH !!!!!
NOT TEH SKOTCH !!!!
WHAT WILL WE DO NOW ???
i think it has bin restalked, rite MaryOS?
….or we culd jus drink rum,ai guess…..
..but why is all teh rum gone??
**Hic**
Huh??
Whut ??
hmmmm… cud it bee all teh pyrates an wenches quaffin on “speek laik a pyrat day”? Yo ho ho an a boddle ov … oh noee!! weres all teh rum?
Ai down’t see any rum.
**Hic**
BTW….good thing to add rum to: those Fruitista Freezes from Taco Bell.
anna slushee from Sonic!
In colder weather: hot mocha…
‘member when tehy advertized hot dr. pepper wif lemon? wudn tew bad–mebe sum capn morgan spiced wud be gud in taht…
I likes mine wif pepperminty schops.
mmmmmmmmmmmm
Ok I fink I has a holiday thing goin on today.
ack!
I ment teh mocha!
Hot Dr. Pepper??
yesh…i seem to ‘member back in teh late ’60s tehy did a wintertime promotion for hot Dr. Pepper… mi age…let me show you it!
“How To Make Fast Food Even Worse For You”,
by the ICHC gang.
how zactly did you ‘bork’ the skotch, Mary? Was dere imbibing involevd?
hmmm. my rekollekshun is dat some peeps led me doon a path o crime (cweenmj? grmelin? jamamakitty? otters?) by taking advantaj o my catlike curiositee adn porositee.
i were just wanting to inbestigating stranj lites in Igor’s backroom win we discobberred wot we thotted were danjereus x spear mints. the rest is all a blurrrrr. that’s my storee & i aer stikking to wit. unless i comez up wif sumfin bettah.
nawt to wurry, MO’S. The skawtch has been repl.. repenlish … perenlish … gotten more of it. Naow, on the d’BL Mark 1001 Hybrid Low-Emission CCC, each preshus bawtle of single mawlt skawtch is enclosed in a impact-resistant neoprene zippy cover wif a pickshur of a kitteh awn it. They is abailable for all in need of splort recobery. See, here’s a Highland Park skawtch. See how eezy the zipper be opening. Hey!! wait !! come back here!!!
*skampurrz off skatturring botlols right and left*
Hey! I denys enny respawnsibility fur MaryO’s path uv krime! *shayks hed viggorusslee* Nope, nawt me! *haz paws krossed behind mah bak*
BTW, mite this be a gud tyme to poynt owt hao much this adorable liddel kitteh luks JUST lyke mah Dexter?
Teh snorgly liddel sweet fayce. Teh liddel whyt paw. Teh stripeys. *sigh*
Tabbies ar wundermuss!
sik dayz kitteh – makes it all beddar……………
Awwwwwww (snif)
ooooo sooooo cyoote!!!!! *holds on CHRG rilly tite* eben wif purrtechshun…..ai kent luk at eet moosh longer!!!!!
luk awai…luk awai!!! Git et undur control den yu can luks at et!!
*hans PCK extra duckey taype*
Luuve maikes nawt strainge beddfellowes, buut happee wuns!!!!
Itty bitty blankie!
ohai Tribble! how is Uz todai
long tyme no see
teh little kitteh is biiig spoon
Ur doin it udorabul awlsew.
Meybee tu udorrubul.
::splort::
****runs over wif CCC****
**scoops up teh brayns and gently pats dem back inna hed**
**secures teh CHRG titely wif ducky taype**
Here is a floofy blakee and sum chokklit possums.
Rest until u feels bedderer.
*SPLORT–SKWISH*
mai hed sploded frum teh kewtness ov dis pikchur…:)
***Teh CCC is awn overload todai !***
***looks at awl rwh brayns***
**gets teh Hoover owt**
**sucks up teh brayns and pats em bak inna hed**
***CHRG,taype,blah,blah,blah*****
Here iz your blankee and chokklit…
FOR GOD”S SAKE,PEOPLE……LUK AWAI !!!
ALERT!!! BERRY DANJIROUS PIKSHUR , NAWT TU LUK WIFAWT PURRTECHSHUN!!!! U’Z BIN AWL WARNED!
fanks u eeckthecat. mai braynz wuz bery drippy owtsyde mai hed.
**snugglz wid teh blankee n eated teh chokklitz**
wai moar bedder nao
were’s da CCC????? ai z nawt trained furr splortashiions!!!!! halp! haaaaaaaaalp!
me neever! ai doan haz teh CCC license!
*dials nine-elebenty*
Kitteh, havin been skwooshed down between kushuns when her hooman plopped down onna kowch (thus findin herseff cauwt between a back and a sawft place) finally climbs free – exhausted but unharmed.
aw. i lubs a happilee ever after ending.
Skweeeeeeeeeee……..
Dis wuz me dis afpurrnune. Hazel was awl spooned into my bak wen I had a ‘ bak of eyeballs inspekshun*
“bak ov eyeballs inspekshun” FTW!1!
ohai Tidmum!
Whare u bin? How is ur Hazel??
Tidmum – Hazel iz teh beeg floofy-bellehd gurl in ur pikshurs colleckshun, izznt she?
Taht belleh…..it maeks mi wanna get teh hevee-dutee, industryal-strenf snorgle snorkul!
Ohmaigawdthat’sadorable!
Spunin. Ai lurvezit!
EID MUBARAK!
A cat is snorglin’ a person!
Will wonders never cease!
sweeeeeeeeeeett
Awwww. Kitten hugs!
So ‘dorable.
Aww, dat be da kutez!!!1!1
awe kittah really loves her human!
lawlz i luv talkin llike a lol kitteh
I wantz kittehs spoonin 2!
Ahaha xD
Iz wants to be a spoonin kitteh.
-throwz spoonz at Ruki-
Ai dun git it. Wa’z spoonin? I’z gwoss??