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other side wuznt so comferbul
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other side wuznt so comferbul
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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kittehs nawt lyke pointee fings
xcept of dems own pointee fings.
concatshoelashuns dMaN… is u nu here? nebber seeded u b4… sillibrashuns adn a congalien wib rodney to da ty-boo-tek? what u wan fur drinksis?
Fank yoo Siobhan
haz lurkeded around fer long tiem.
is nawt nuh.
I can haz pwetty sumfing an a ‘brella in? :O
Iron Maiden… Ur doin it rong
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dis kitteh b seryusly kewt!
Luk at deh sawftee furz!
And deh pinkee noze!
Adn deh liddil eer poofz!
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Severe SPLORTIJ danger b imminent!
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dis duz not b a drill.
Ur majistee, ur alwuz luukin’ awt 4 teh cheezpeepz.
Ai heerzyu, cweenmj. An ai heedz yur warnun. Az fur tihs kittoon, itz BOXHAB fur him.
sorreh fur beeing laet wif ur pwetty sumfing adn ur brella… ai haded 2 wurk a lawt cus da boss wanid eet so… him seded “u here 2 wurk, nawt 2 lol” him nawt noes ai wurks beddur iffn ai lols… buuuuut… here u goes ai brotid u a tekeela sunrais… becus ob da picshur we haded yessurday… adn ur wishdid brella will be gibben 2 us by da miss mandy moore… becuz ai lieks dis bersiun moar…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMB6YOWzQMY
nao las dance ^^ *looks fur lyantha 2 shake her fing*
oh adn… ai ees hawpee u stawpded lurkin adn startid postin *hehe*
if n lyantha noe iz heer to dance maby ai can has? i can do liek dis
*jumps up an starts
*wiggle dans wiggle dans wiggle dans*
ooeew ai gets all dizzydid
maby Lyantha bedder taek ober, ai iz tow old for da wiggle dans
noes… u nebber bees 2 old 2 rock’n roll ^^ er… adn iffn u nebber bees 2 old 2 rock’n roll u nebber bees 2 old 2 wiggle.
dozen on dat side… dozin’ on dis side.
YAY!!! FTW dMaN and rodney dill!!! Elebenty burgers 4 ur witty commints! Drinks? Danses? Merrymaking sumwun?
Heeeeeeyyyyyy, upfi izmz bakk!!!
*makes merry*
Hoaw wuzz ur way kay shunn??
Way kay shun was nice! Ai gets sum praise frum annipuss 4 bringing teh good wevver to TTI. Ai spent 2 weeks in TTI and ai awnly got wet wunce. Moastly it was dry, often claudi, sumtymes sunny. ai even got a bit of a tan!
Pls cum bakk, Upfi – teh wevver iz nawt nies naow! Wet yestidai and berry windee 2dai!
Ai is bery sorry, annipuss, but ai has no holly days left nao until Krismess. Ai would lubs 2 cum back dis bery minnit, but ai can’t. Ai has pleh wurk to do.
yay! *happee dansdansdans*
iz so glad to hab u bak upfi!!
we missed u!
Oooooooh … u make me go awl red, DonAlexander and Hashim.
Fank u 4 missing me! Ai fought nobuddy would notiss much when ai am nawt here but ai was rong. Sow mush has happened and so menny poasts and commints and Janets momcat has died and such … but u has nawt furgotten me!
Come, let’s be merry!
*grabs DonAlexander and Hashim and dances merrily around*
yay!! *dansdansdans wiff upfi*
*breathe breathe breathe*
iz…nawt…so…gud…at…tihs…akshulle… *strts to dansdansdans agayn*
YAY!!! Evverywun is a good danser on ICHC, Hashim! Ur doing just fine!
*dans dans dans caper prance*
*hop hop twirl twirl*
*skip skip skip*
*spin spin slip slip*
*THUD!*
owwwie…. taht hurted…
*halps Hashim back 2 his feet*
Here, sit daon a moment and have a hawt drink. Ai gets u a blanket. Floofy. Wif cheezmap awn.
*gets up wiff teh halp uf upfi*
*
fank u bery much!
*drifts to sleep in teh blanky and dreemz about cookiez*
*suddenly wakes up wiff a cookie in hand
U must hab tu kon sen tr8 berry hard do dansing wif awl dem feetzez!! I kin hardlee manij it wif onlee 2 feetz.
it be okais unless it der hokey kokey, you putz yer lef leg in, yer puts yer next left leg in, yer pus yer next let leg dat one takes for eber!
Funny, ai finds it quiet eezy. Mabbeh … uh, dotz … mabbeh ai is doing it … rong?
*starts luuking at legs and wundering*
well dat a releef! kom on den liddle cattipilla letz shaik a leg togedder
*dans dans dans*
*shakie leggies*
*dans dans dans*
*Upfi shaykes hur thang as Lyantha iz nawt here*
*shakie feelers*
YAY!!!1!
we awll missded our cat-lol-pillar adn hims witteh commins
(adn ur plaic awn da cheezpeepzwhirldmap wus berry empteh wibout u)
Oooh, fanks, Siobhan! We should have a cheezmeet in Graz, whaddya fink? Mabbeh 4 Krissmess market? Ai iz back on teh cheezmap nao, fanks 2 hur madjestee cweenmj! *looks bof proud and reespecktfull at teh saym tyme*
comment win
Dis boat may look like a catamerengue but itz axually jest an outrigger
sailor kitteh says
hard sara alee!
then she went overboard
saying she could see russia from anchorage
if u believe that i got a bridge, and a bailout, to sell u
is it a bridge to anyware?
Shees awn teh rode tu noewear…
*gigglol* I thot yoo sed
Shees awn teh rode to no underwear.
Too much debreefing on teh brayn, ifinkso!
talkin heds ref.- FTW!
kitteh needs the outrigger, wiffowt it she’d jest keel over.
Catamerengue, dat my faborite dessert ….
Yum, floofy floatin islands.
Kitteh bed ‘n breakfast
Win!
Iz honur Pawl Numan but kan onli ettz twelv.
It haves eeten teh eggs
Yummy
iz so eggsited to eggsactly sit on teh eggs!
an dat no yolk
:snert:
…and dats lookin at da sunnyside
…and u really dun wana see mah dark side akshullee…
cant imajinn y nawt….
self penetrationz, Yr doin it right
Cheezpeepz Map noaw avaylolble wif blooness
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YES!! itz truu — u kin haz a linkee on ur map info!! I haz fownding owt how tuu putting deh link in ur commint. If u b wanting a linkee tu ur ICHC profile, i will inserting it.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-
92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f9517
50ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2
protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment
if u wanting to say โOh Haiโ oar sumfing. Ur blooness kin b inserted heer.
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If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map. I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee. I donโt fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
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Dis b a nawsum map โ so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz bโฆ It b nise fer
da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
iz it just meh or i cant see anyfing on teh map?
oh… its just meh…
teh link waz borked akshullee, here, lemme fix it fur u
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
Oh, thanks Hashim!! I needed dat! I posted adn den wandered off wifowt chekking dat deh post maded it to ICHC ok.
mai bad. Itz nice 2 noe peepz luk owt fur ee chudderz heer. makez mai liddil hart feeling warm awl over.
*handz Hashim a nice floofee Cheezpeepz Map blankee just bkuz*
awww fanks so muchlie cweenmj! it iz teh least i can do!
*cuddles in teh cozie blankie*
R U mi kidz?
*wanders in awl sleepies still, wrapped inna cheezfrens map blankkit (vaylable frum ty boo teek)*
Ai cn haz eggs fur brekkyfas nao? Dunno why ai wanting tehm sudnlee.
*blinks*
*dyves fur Cyoot Hazmat Soot (wdoi) wif Peril-sensitif Vizer*
Whoa. Taht wuz cloas. Tahs’s danjrusslee cyoot tu see nawt-sekkund fing in teh moarning!
Awn teh otter paw, what a way tu start teh day!
Pleez nawt 2 scramble meh, kaithx!
dat kitteh iz adorimable! โฅ โฅ โฅ
*holdz tite 2 CHRG & putz awn HGGs*
oder syde hurted mai underneefy bits…. do not want
Kitteh luks laik an egg!!!
ai lykes mai eggz floofy but dat mite bee a lil too floofy
kitteh fur, the sekret ingredient that makes Ur breakfust delishus
oh noes…dat….kitteeh……ikstrimly cyoote…..ai…m…..goin…..2…. *SPLORT*
*SPLORT*
Oh noes, I halps yoo! It wuz teh liddel pink nosie, wuzzint it? *nods knowingly*
WOOO-WoooooH! Teh CCC drivin up! Halp! We needs halp heer!
Dr. TinyCat leeps owt, with himz assistant besyd heem.
Teh assistant is scoopin up teh brayns. Dr. TinyCat puts them kayrfully in teh kraynial area. *tayp tayp tayp* goes teh dukee tayp (oh, luk, dukkies awl over it!).
We givs yoo a blankee, awl softee an nyce. Plz to tayk it eezy nao! Oh, an choklit for yoo – fur re-growin teh brayns . . .
oooo fankies!!! mmmmm awsum choklit!!! *gets awl comfy wif da blankee* forshuneetly u waz ’round tu saves mi!!!!!!
Omelet u stay on taht side, tehn.
*heddesk*
Kitteh sez yuu doan needez eggies, wen yuu haz her;
Tehn her sez “mraaaooowwrr: Ai maided yuu a ohmellit wif awl teh eggies inna karton”;
(Her wunts tuu bees purrfektlee kleer bowt tihs, tho:
Tehre rlly wuz a ohmellit cuuked by her; buut teh goggie caime alaung adn eeted it;
Kitteh sez her trieded tuu prohtekt yuur ohmellit, buut goggie snarflled iyt up riteawaiy; soe kitteh finks yuu mite nawt mindez iyf her keaps teh karton,
synce yuu wil nawt bees needyng iyt ennee tiem suune;)
I think it’s really great you love animals so much. I have two cats- an orange tabby and a black and white american.
But, tell me a little more about yourself.
Do you have a picture?
O Hai, Burnie: Ai ar nawt shure yuur kommint refereded tuu me;
buut wye doan yuu joiyne ICHC, iyf yuu haz nawt duun soe awlreddy;
jes goe up tuu teh taupe ov teh rite haynd siede ov teh paige adn rehgisture;
tehn yuu kans goe awn peeps profyles adn reed abowt thems;
Awlsoe, iyt wuud bees guud tuu turnez yuur naime bloo; jes klik awn CWEENMJ’s
bloo naime; her hazza tuutoryial taht wil halp yuu!!! Tehn yuu kans maike frends wif uvver peeps adn seynde messidjes….
Take 1 serving of Kitteh
Snuggle
“Dis bet was desined invented planned by Vlad Tepes!”
LOL I believe you.
dat kitteh is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!