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kitteh tee vee
u beat meh by daaaaaat muche, jk
i fink u needs to pick a danse an a drinkipoo.. 
aifinkso dat iz a foar-wai ty, shud we go tew deh tybootik? we kan danse on deh wai
wif… hmm.. iz aftur lunchies heer, mebbe a gynntawnik?
pleh, don liek de gynnatawnik
did liek onse… den spend de nite wit de blechs.. naw nat sew moche 
mebbe vodka toniks insted? is delish
and 4 de danse?
iffen we haz deh vodka toniks, mebbe we shud do deh one frum deh nutkrakr!
dis 1?
http://www.cocktailtimes.com/vodka/level_nutcracker.shtml
mmmmmmm
mebbee dis y dere be so muche dansin in dat ballay
o hai. iffn ai mae borroe dis tawp spot fur a breef annownsmint:
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DC AREA CHEEZMEET pland fur Caturdai Okt 4 aftarnoonz at Nashnul Zoo! Peeps innerested sew far inkloods LCB, Missy, two_kittehs an mahself. But dere be odder peeps in DC area! Pleez, iffn yew innerested, klikk on mah naemz in bloo abuv an folloe instrukshnz
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PS: aftur cheezmeet, i can haz riedz tu Baltimore plz?
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I forgot to mention, the plan is to meet at 3 pm.
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Sunny (who is also interested in the cheezmeet) suggests we meet at the main gate entrance on Connecticut Ave. Look for the Starbucks across the street and u’ll know ur in the right place or ask any zoo staffer, and they can direct u to it.
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And how will we know each other?
inappropriate bird.. is inappropriate
cheeky burd . . . is cheeky
LOL!
I know Totaly an lol
pea john iz beeing an ass
*snatchez burd*
*stuffs in mouf*
Dat burd wud need a big mouf
*hopin leeza spits owt teh feddurz*
*still waiting fur sum featherz ob hope…*
*ptui*
Uh, wut?
*hides fethers behind bak*
Yew duzzint haz to be hidin teh feddurz, leeza. Ai jus diddint want yew to be chokin on dem.
OH!
*sneezez, fethers fly everywhare*
fanks nightshayde!
Gesundheit!
oh noes, it wuz a pigun.
at dis point it might axually be a squab.
Bwess yew!
LOL. bird nomming iz nu sport.
Pijn iz tawntin kittehz
knee-nurrr knee-nurr!
bend over let me see you shake yer tail fethers
♫♫♫
Twistin’! Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby!
Here we go loop de loop!
Shake it up baby!
Here we go loop de la!
♫♫♫
aaahhh a lolpeep after mai own vintij!!
ah, just like some vintages of fine wine you just gets bettererererer.
Come on, lemme see you shake your tailfeathers!
Ai wave mai fedders in ur genral direkshun!
naow goe awai bee4 ai tawnt u a sekkund tyme!
Dis is French hen?
fetchez la vashhh!
Tehn we just iz needing 2 moar!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/26/funny-pictures-i-farts-in-yor-genral-direkshun/
Inter-speesheez pron?
Taht’s no moon…
butt, wut izit den???
It cud bei der sebenth planet frum der sun…..
GMTA tie FTW!
ROFLMUO!!!
*rollin on teh floor laffin mai uranus off*
It’s Uranus!
*skwirts soap in2 Ebil Maus’s mouf*
“Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor – heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand… YECCHH!”
yew furgot Camay!!
U’ll be a liddle lubblier eech dai wiv fabulus pink Camay
Irish Spring is rite owt.
Ai fink it shud bee Lava sope. It haz teh liddle sandpeyper grits innit sew as tew git teh mouf gud adn cleen. Miled abrasive akshun will cleen up taht mouf!
pumice tounge? dose musta been some rilly nasty werds!
Christmas Story Ref – FTW!
I LOVE that movie!
Dat Ebil Maus sure bei a clean libin fella
OOooooOOO luk at teh bubblols!!
o o o o O o O O o o o O O O o oO o OO O o
Bubblols! *bounses around chaising teh bubblols*
♫♫♫
I’m always chasing rainbows,
I’m watching for a little bluebird in vain…
♫♫♫
Byooteeful ploomij!
iz he pinin fer de fjordz?
Mite be. Itz a Norweejun Bloo, mebbe? Oar mebbe nawt …
*gasp* yu doan fink hims ded, dew yu? deeceesed? an ex-pijin?
Aie noes der kittehs be wannin to nail himz offa this perch!
At mai potteree klass tehy be habbin Norwegian Blue glaize. No lie.
Hims kittehs wants teh pidgeon 2 join teh kwair invisibule.
No, he’s just restin’.
wen wei gunna tell diz burd abawt daa kitteh door?
kiss it! not nom it!!1!
Yu cant reech me, nyah nyah!
kittehs thinkin *wantwantwantwantwant*
Burd shoulda checked that there was glass in the window not mesh – que the pointee endz bwahahahahha
Mah nommalishus tayl fethurs, let me show yoo them!
Cat butt,squirrel butt,chicken butt…..
Butt dese kittes get der burd butt
Kittehz is annoyed at deh birdie’s astonishing lack of good mannerz
Did sumbuddy kall meh . . . CHIKKN?!????
Sowi it jest wid dat wubber glub on ur head aie seez sum resemelembencez
dont lissen to him, marty!!
Sumhao it just duzzint sownd teh saym in Japanese:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoPJFJPOetc
Lolpijdin iys shoewing kittehs exxaklee wut hims finks ov thems;
Hoawsumebber: kittehs haz a lauuuuung memree;
Nexxt tiem thems bees inna bak yaurd, hims beddure wattchitt!!!!
(Thems jes mite sneekxx up awn hims!!!)
Proctologist Kittehs inspect newest patient
Orinj kitteh iz teechur poyntin sumfing owt tu teh otter 2?
Fowl 101. An yoo seez heer teh ankel bone uv teh burd.
This is teh week poynt in teh burd’s defenz mekkynizms.
Gennilmenz, I prezentz to you: teh Arkillez Heel.
Purrrrrrrrfeassor ob anatomy
Yur a@@ is gonna bii gra@@, burdii!
Ai tink dat iz nawt butts, iz CLO-A-CA.
Oooo! yu mus bee a purrfessurr ov orni… ornaritho… burds!!! yesh?
Axe ually I am a berder of 20 years an burd foy…photok…picture taker for last 6 years.
HAHA Look at the orange cat’s paw!
Orinj kitteh sez simplee, “WANT.”
De Orinj cat is testing to if pointee ends is hard enuff to cut glass. If so den he will hab a liddle susprize fer the pijon. Himz will say “Hah! Gotcha! Now Ai Pwn yer cloaca!”
Luks liek dese hoomins dont use Windex©. Teh burdee nos he’s safe.
well, happycat just had himz furst hork-up in teh howse. him wuz in teh kitchen on teh tile flore, so ob corse him had to moove onto teh carpet in teh libing room. shiro wuz neerby, wif luk on himz face liek,”eww, dood, taht wuz gross.” shiro’s got no room to talk. happycat caughted a lizurd dis morning, i wuz afrayd i’d find little lizurd bits in teh hork-up, but tehr wurnt any. just kitteh kibble.
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(lolspeek off, short on time) cat behaviorists, what do you think of this? shiro (who is an easily-startled cat) is sitting on a window sill, happycat comes over and prods him with a paw. shiro jumps down on happycat, there’s a little hiss and yowl and batting and tussling for a few seconds, then shiro runs off and they go back to pretending to ignore each other. a few minutes later, happycat is on a chair with his tail dangling down. shiro walked up and batted at happycat’s tail, then another few seconds of hiss, yowl, bat, etc. then they go back to pretending to ignore each other. was this mortal kombat, play, or working out the rules around here? (i have very little experience with owning more than one cat at a time, except for shiro and his littermate we had for a little over a year.)
Not mortal combat, that’s for sure. The hissing is making me think that there’s a certain amount of “who’s the boss” going on, working out their relationship, but that’s no big deal. My trio adore each other, and have been together for coming up on 4 years, and my oldest who’s been with me forever still periodically smacks the younger pair around just to remind them that he has seniority. Sometimes it actually evolves from play: they’ll play-wrestle, then I think maybe someone goes too far and Loki puts them back in place, then all’s well again. My thought would be that it’s still all progressing well.
yeh, it’s only bin a week an a haff, an wut i unnerstand frum wut peeples are telling me iz taht eben kittehs hoo lub eech ovver and are bff will still do dis sumtimes.
Yep, they do. And I’ve seen mine, over the years, all react together against an outsider if necessary. “No, you can’t beat him up, only I’m allowed to do that!”
lolz, just liek hoomin bruvvers an sisterz!
Not that I’m officially a “cat behaviorist” (not even playing one on TV) — but it sounds like a combination of play & working out the rules. I know with my cats, I have to kinda watch their ears (at least on the ones who have ears) and the general fluffiness to determine whether the situtation is serious or not. It’s very rare for mine to get truly scarily mad at each other — usually it’s more posturing than anything. If the ears don’t turn back at all, I know it’s just play. Your mileage may vary, of course.
I herd u did sleep at a Hololiday Inn Xpress last nite tho!
*snerk*
teh only time i’ve seen eever ob tehm get puffy wuz last night i wuz owt in the bakyard wif tehm, an happycat (hoo iz dark gray) wuz prowlin arownd in teh shaddows. shiro seed sumfin owt tehr but not knowd wut it wuz so him puffd up himz tayl an bak a liddle, an just watched an wayted. tehn wen happycat comd closer, shiro seed it wuz him an un-puffd an tehy had a nice face-sniff.
Mai sun had 2 kittehs (bruvverz) hoo had been 2gether frum birf. Dey fited sumtiemz – mutch hissin, bitin gougin etc, Uvver tiemz dey sleaped 2 gether inna kitteh heep.
teh way shiro an himz brovver (hoo disamappered) wuld play, yoo’d fink tehy wuz murderin eech ovver. but tehy wuz very attached, an so i finked taht shiro wuld like to hab anovver kitteh companyun.
sownds like just working owt the rules, and who’s alloud in what plase at what time. the book I got sed ( and I thought this was interesting!) that the cats not only have territories, but the territories can be time-related.. one cat has the window seet at a certain time, and another has it at a different time..
Speshully since Shiro’s been there all by hisself, prolly a lot to work owt.
Time related? Never heard that… I have akitteh bed under a reading lamp (24-hour sunbeam!) on the “spare” bed in my office, I’ve been doing it since Loki was a baby because his fur is so short and fine that he gets cold easily. My younger boy, Trick, has decided he likes it. Interestingly, they trade off. Loki sleeps in it until he’s had enough, then sprawls on the bed beside it and Trick takes over until HE’s had enough, then Loki gets back in it. It’s the funniest thing to watch. Rarely, if one wants it NOW, he’ll go start washing the other one… Trick will try to snuggle up beside Loki to share the light, Loki will usually give Trick a few licks as a hint then bop him on the head a couple of times if he doesn’t move. LOL
I actually set up a second lamp, but apparently the first one is in a prime location, because they’d rather share it than use the new one. Amazing how they work this stuff out between themselves, isn’t it? Here tehy be: i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm21/prysmcat/cats/LokiTrickBed3May06.gif
ooooh, so snogrly!
oh, taht’s sweet. tahts nice taht tehy share. an teh bed (or wateber) taht teh ovver kitteh yoozes iz always better tahn teh noo wun just for yoo.
I am not an expert, but it sounds like they are still working out the rules. I would give them a couple weeks.
it hazn’t bin very long (week an a haff), an i kno it takes sum time. just trying to be payshunt an not wurry abowt ebree liddle fing!
When I ‘dopted my new goggie, it took a cupple weeks for him and my old goggie to work fings out. New goggie was bandoned in field, doan want to be out of sight eben fur a minit.
Now dey only fights ober Noms if I leeb dem lonesome. If I watches dey shares nice.
oh, poor bandoned goggie
why do peeples do taht? himz lukky him fownd yoo!
teh kittehs habs nebber fited over noms, at leest. eben tho happycat likes shiro’s bowl better tahn himz own.
an i haz purrfekted teh two-handed treet distribyushun, so tehy eech gets an eqwal nummer ob treets in tehr bowls at eggsackly teh same momint.
Taht gets reeely tricky wehn yu iz habing 3 kittehs n 2 hands!!!
gots to be fast, tehn
Itz Awlso mite deepend on howe relaxid teh kittehs ar? Wen ar gray kitteh annoid ar ginge kitteh it usualey urned hims a quik boxed eyers butt cos ginge kitteh waz soe placid a quik won tu waz awl it kame too! Dat were enoube tu remin gray kitteh whoo waz de bosse! Soe ai wood concur wid eberywon elses hear an sae itz be plai / sortin rules an position etc!
yah, tehse liddle tussles wuz only mebbee 3 or 4 sekunds long! tehn tehy just bakked away peesefully.
Itz do jest soundz lik a “family” spat! Ai he/her stold mi spote ore fud ore wat eber an ai shure AI waz incharge! Soe Ims gonna gibs yoo a dot onna noes orte tayl! Den yoo NOES ai incharge! Onlee dey iz BOFF finkin dat!
“mom! he’z touchin me!!”
ai haz herd tihs bit uv advise: when u comez home, u shud always greet / pet yur first pet first, at leest foar a wyle.
Tihs prevents loss uv status foar teh nawt-sekkund pet taht wud be asosh… asco… connected wiv teh “interloper”.
ai dunno if tihs wud halps, but mebbe cuddn’t hurt, aifinkso.
Do yoo fink dat iz howe dey seez uz den? as arbiturs ob senioridy? Ai wood nawt hab thort teh kittehs wood hab beed dat boffered wid wat wez bee finkin? Nawt dat ai iz dowtin! Ai jest fink itz an intereztin ideea!
yeh, i herd to make shur to gib teh furst pet egstry attenshuns in prezense ob noo kitteh. not so much to make noo kitteh jelus, but enuff that furst pet knowz him still comz furst. i will keep making a gud effort to do dis.
With kittehs, it’s not so much authority, I think… I read something about someone on a farm, a writer, whose office was in an outbuilding… as they got new kittens, the older cats each in turn voluntarily relocated to the office building to allow “Mom” to look after the kitten from the “new litter”, since after all, we stand in the place of Mom to them permanently, providing food and comfort and safety, although they didn’t actually leave altogether the way animals disperse in the wild… I’ll see if I can find the passage and maybe type that bit in my blog (my bloo linkee name goes to it). I remember finding it absolutely fascinating, and thinking that it explained a lot. Maybe making sure you greet the older ones first could be a way of making sure they don’t feel like they’ve been bumped aside for the “new litter”?
I found the passage and typed it out… makes a pretty cool blog entry, actually.
Click on my bloo name linkee to go to it, if you’re interested at all.
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*hops off soap box*
*bounses off tu chais bubblols n budderflys n leefs n fings*
taht wuz reely intresting! so seems like iz gud idea to gib old kitteh lots ob attenshun so him knowz teh Big Momma sez him kan stay eben tho tehrz a noo kitteh.
ohai, i leeved yoo a commint on yor blog (went lookin for the kitteh stuffs, fownd sumfin wher maybe i culd help yoo a liddle!
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Fank yu!!! {{{lunarmommy}}} Will check it out, absolutely for sure.
Noticed the kitteh post vanished, think I fixed it now. Stoopy WP, eeting my posts in my own blog!
yor welkom. that site’s bin a reel life-saver for me.
we’ll just wayt an see if wurdpress horks yor post bak up in a wile
fank yoo for the repliez so far, ebreewun! (furver imput still welkomd!!) we haz only had happycat a week an a haff, an wuznt able to do teh rekommended intruduktory peryod wif happycat clozed in himz own room for sevral days becawz him howled like a banshee all night teh furst night. we desided to just let tehm face eech ovver an wurk fings owt. after lots ob hissing teh furst day, we haz now acheeved peeseful co-eggsistence wif okkazhunal moments ob frendliness an annoyance. not too bad, ifinkso. lots ob hoomin famblies shuld get along so gud.
ohai, late commint here. Sounds to me like all is well. If they wuz habing a problem, yew wud noes it (hiss snarl bite flying fur…). They is just habbing teh fun. (long ago I moved with two cats into a house that already had two cats. Lots of … hmm … adjustments had to take place. But after a while one of my cats discovered that it wuz really fun to tease one of the other cats by sitting on kitchen chair until other cat passed underneath. Top cat reach down with paw, bop! on top of head, pull paw back up. Bottom cat stops (he was not the brightest bulb on the tree), “hey what was that?”, looks around. Top cat reaches down carefully, bop!!. Bottom cat “hey, what was that?” … this could go on for quite some time, and nobuddy ever got into a fight.)
lol. teh way shiro batted at happycat’s tayl, it luked totally pre-meditated. liek, yoo bug me, now i’m gonna bug yoo. so tehr.
Oranj kitteh indicates his desire for dark thigh meat.
Other kittehs are weighing benefits of drumsticks vs brestseses meats
this is the DUMBEST, least clever, most unfunny thing i have ever seen on this sight.
This comment tops it in all three categories.
ROTFLMAO!!!
Kafleen!!! Ai’m prettee shur yoo had a lol (photo oar capshun) in teh past week! Didjoo see it? (Sorree, can’t bemember which wun.
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“Psst… you remember to put superglue on the window?”
“Yup.”
Wow, I bet you guys are lonely.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2159250
i fink mine is funnier. pwease to vote for it – shanks
French Kniggit pidjin farts in Kittehs general direction.
Captain, sensors indicate a Klingon Bird of Prey of a type never seen before!
Weapons power is incalculable at this time.
“Shields, Keptin?”
Its not a seagull. Its a dove. Taxonomy Fail!!
y u dunn sey dat in da kittehs face?
hahahahaha, lol cats
I’m tellin’ u sed buttz!
I need more pictures looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
I need more pictures looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
ah needz 2 c som longcat lawlz… but tihs funneh…