1 in every 5 kittens can see captions
1 in every 5 kittens can see captions
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CC? Is that you?
no, dey cheeted and rattled teh can opener.
Kitteh has a disillooshun.
o hai. iffn ai mae borroe dis tawp spot fur a breef annownsmint:
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DC AREA CHEEZMEET propozd awn Caturdai Okt 4 aftarnoonz at Nashnul Zoo! Peeps innerested sew far inkloods LCB, Missy, two_kittehs an mahself. But dere be odder peeps in DC area! Pleez, iffn yew innerested, klikk on mah naemz in bloo abuv an folloe instrukshnz
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PS: aftur cheezmeet, i can haz riedz tu Baltimore plz?
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PPS: alternaytib/addishnul cheezmeet be wednisdai 10/8, @ 5:30pm sumwhar neer Ballston metro stayshun.
Oh noes! I be in Richmond I finks! yahyah I can do cheezmeet Ballston tho Chez Roo is cloes by. I go luuk for instruktiones nao!
*poors maus a breakfast scotch, steak and eggs on da syde*
*Danse danse wiggle wiggle gigglol gigglol*
oh moar kittehs do da wiggle dansy!
*taeks cimbacat by da paw*
*danse danse wiggle wiggle giglol giglol*
TUU SPLORTASHUS PIXURZ INNA ROW!! CCC ON STANDBY!!!
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GIT UR CHRGz HEER!!! wii haz deh CHRG wif drawinkz uv ur choys.
Dere b elolofentz, dukz, pigz, possumz, juraffez, adn turtlolz.
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Dukee taype abailolablol sep rit lee.
wut bout CHRGz wif drawinkz uv goggies?
mai lurve fur eyronee…let mee sho u it
dis kitteh has sooper-powers!
But dey can’t reed dem
Ooh! We has gr8t minds!
Yep, We fink aliek!
But can dey read?
only da special wuns
yepyep teh ginger kihten luukin down has a Tee Hee!
5 out ov 5 kittehs are adorimable!
Troo, dat!
specshuleeh da uns dat maik a sweet faice jes laik da kitteh on da riet… WANT!
we want want want want want (tat add up tu fiev kihtems right?)
Gr8 moments in ebolushun – first kitteh to walk upright! Next, opposable fumbs!
assumin yo beleebs in dat sorta fing ob korse
Mai Loki alreddy haz, aifinkso! Dubble wuns!
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Tehy soooo cyoot n splortable! Ebrybudy wair yur protekshuns!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!
u rite! awl cheezpeeps shud put awn dere CHRGs & HGGs afore viewin dis pixure!
I musta missed a fred sumwares, BF fst. Wuts a HGG?
Ai fergits whoo inbented dem butt dey are HappeeGoggieGogglez, dey hep sheeld u frum de reely splortable pixurez.
Lyke doze goggles goggies shud ware wen dey ride wif deir heds owt de car winder? But mush moar fashunamable ob coarse, fer uz cheezpeepz.
ai jus lubs de mental pic uv maisef wearin a CHRG & HGGs
ob coarse, “mental” mite bee de operatibe wurd dere
axually BFfst I has a purty funny visual image of the CHRG and HGG too. I may hasta apply allah dem splort perteckshuns to one ub muh spouses annoyink stuffed bares (dey are alweys callin me Fatso and lyin to der mawm abowt me (No Honey, I did nawt touch dem dere)). If I do I’ll snap a foetoe and post it awn my profile.
Wen u sai “one ub muh spouses ..bares” du u meen teh bares uv wun uv ur spouses??? If dat is teh caes, haow mennee spouses (spice?) haz u got?
Mebbe deh kwesyun shud bii “spouses bare wut?”
I tries to keep it to one spoose at a time but dis one has too many stuffeded bares and dey awl talk and have nuffin nyce to say. Poor Ms Fishbreff, dey’re skule teecher is alweys sendin home notes u
note to seff: apostrofees are important!
Throw me over the fents a bale of hay.
Dat ish a good won!! caz sum furriez downt c or no where da captions are!!! Meh kitties seem lyke dem…. nevah paying ateshon
1 awt uv fibe kittehs haz a flavr.
oh noes, CHRG warning tu layte!!!! SPLORT!
*woop woop woop* cumz de CCC, scoopity scoopity braynez, rinsity rinsity wif sparkly wadder, tuckity tuckity bak inno braynium cabity. appli duk taype ov menee raynbo cullers, snap awn CHRG (wdoi) & HGGs inna machin shayde. wrappity wrappity mom21kitteh inna floofy cheezfrendsmap blankie & offerz hawt choklit & biskoti!
otay, taik it slo naow, u gunna be all rite, jus breave & doan luk direkly at de pixure fer a few minits!
whew…fankie bluesfan473!
*sippin teh hawt choklit adn pastree treets*
ai wuz sew bizee tryin tew b whitty dat ai missed teh CHRG warnings.
*snuggles inna cheezfrendsmap blankee*
dis am beeyewtifull blankee. is nu tew teh CCC?
Itteh bitteh Kitteh committeh group photo
foto for da skool yearbuk
Ai can has teh caliko bebbeh, seckund wun frum teh left?
Tehy iz awl splortayshus, tho.
**holds on tite 2 CHRG**
I’ll has one of everyting, k?
How is u today rhsb?
I wuz finkin that too. Whut a sweet litter!
A tabby, a kallyko, a tuxie, an orinj behbeh wit whyt pawz, an a little whyt wun wit gray spots an an angel fayce. They haz teh kyoo, yep, ifinkso!
ohai Gremlin!
How is u? And how is littul Dex? All recubbered from his ‘tutoring’?
Aym gud! An Dexter is doing grayt. Wuz a liddel subdued fur a few days, but bak to himz old self nao! Leeping, running, playing. Everything is a toy or a gayme to a 6-munth-old tabby (he will be 6 munths tomorry).
Did yor kittehs rekubber frum teh horror uv being leftalone whyl yoo wuz away?
hah! it wasn’t teh kittehs that had to recover, it was teh howse!
They’re fine.. still hissy wif each otter.
Last nite when I got home Gummi had a big skratch on hur nose.
i b going in fur a snorgul on deh floofee belleh on deh left.
*deep bref*
*snorglol snorglol snorglol*
*snorglol snorglol snorglol*
*snorglol snorglol snorglol*
*kumz up fur ayr*
Repete until faynt frum snorglolishesness.
Ohai, cween! Iz that floof yoo haz stuk up yor nose? Kayrful uv teh sneezies!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhh-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Heer, gremlin, let mii wipe dat off ur shurt 4 u.
*dab, dab*
Sumhao I noo I wuz gunna end up in teh danjer zone!
snotso bad gremlin…but u booger go chanj shurts
I suddinly haz an “ooooh!” *goes an chaynges shurts wif a kwikniss*
I seee……caphuns!
i see london, i see france, i see a …. capshun?
O.O
teh kyootness!! iz unbearable!! *holdz on CHRG tightly*
Ohai Hashim,
Ai has a curious … when the Eid comes tomorrow, wut time? wut happens? wut kindof celebrashuns where you lives? is it true that it includes donashuns of cheezburgers to the needy? Mai ignerence, and curiousity, let me shows you. We would love to hear more about it.
(ahem)
I need a cheezburger….
*holds owt emptee plate*
*wif hungree pleeding luk*
Ackshuly, teh steak an eggs Princess Mu wuz maykin fur teh Maus man higher up on teh thred sownded reely gud to meh! I haz a hongry too! *holds owt m-t playt*
u liek ur steak rare? or wut?
* puts eggs on Leeza-b’s and gremlins plaets, waits fur steaks to cook *
*sizzzle*
*flip*
MMMMMMmmm, that smellz gud! I lyks mine medium rayr, with sawtayd mushrooms an unyuns. Just a liddel pink on teh insyd, nommalishus!
I brings teh salad, OK? I haz a lettux an I haz lotsa tomaytos in mah yard. Beddur pik them befoar teh furst frost! Mebbe a steak salad?
oh gude plan. salad is da purrfext compliment!
* checks temp, tosses mushrooms and onions in skillet *
*removes steak, stirs mushrooms and onion addds bit ov pepper an garlic, stirs*
Heer u go Gremlin!
Fankyoo, Princess Mu! Justintyme fur an erlee lunch! Mmm, itz wunderful. I haz bin crayvin a nyce steak . . . An teh mushrooms ar big an whyt an buttery, just teh way I lykes them!
mmmmm…. fanks princess!
wud u like a mimosah wile ur cookin?
*poors freshlee skweezed oj and champain*
oh fanks leeza! a purrson aftur my own heart. ” I always cook wiff alcohol, sometimes i even put it in the food!”
Lolz!
*refills glasses*
Ooh, I needz me sum uv that too!
*clinks glasses, sips teh bubbly, noms teh steak, luks happeh*
*Taypes CHRG furmly on Hashimz hed sew him kan splaying fingz tu uz.*
Wii duzn’t want u luuzing ur braynes noaw! Wuu b wanting tu noez moar bowt u. Kuureeosity fueld bai ignerince leedz us tu unnerstandingz….ooooo….. i haz a profownd?
Profownd indeed!!
Ai tu has a kureeos bout et awl!!1! Plz tu splayne Hashim?!?
*flops down nex tu otter kittehs nd waytes payshuntly*
O wayte….
*cums bak wif beeg bowl ob poppiecorms*
Ai shayres wif you awl!!!
*flops bak down wif poppiecorms*
Ohai Phillipe!!
Eid is today for me, just came bak from my cousin’s house… we just visit our cousins, show how happee we r, sillybrate, liek nomming gud fud wiff friendz etc…
Talk in everlasting wurds . . . and deddikayt them awl to meh.
Sing it sweetly for us, Barry and teh rest uv teh BeeGees:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn9cHegvcFI
Whut teh kittehs are reely finkin:
Tabby: Ooh, a shiny!
Kallyko: Iz that a bug?
Tuxie: If I purrtends aym asleep, mebbe teh uther kittehs will go away an let me sleep.
Orinjie: Iz that a DURTY spot?
Whyt: Ar those teh voyces uv angels I heers?
Since rhsb is having de caliko. ai will hav the orinj (not poysin )wun- ai haz nevver had orinj kitteh- he can kum play wif mai blak, stripey, tuxie and grey floofie kittehs!
*giglol* Yu be ryte, aifinkso!
FANKS FUR AWL DEH CHRG WORNINKS. Ai awlmos losed mai braynes frum awl deh kyootness goings on in deh picshure, butt ai has a prepayrd fanks tu awl of yu!!11!!!!
Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Komitteh nomnomnomin8z a spokesKitteh to tok 2 Ceeling cat.
dat komment is fur da win!
Floor trader kitteh is watching the stock ticker
Mefinks he wuld be lukkin down on teh flor fur *those* numbers.
and hope he’s waring dependz.
srsly! yipes! scary times!
along wid deh purrsident’s approbal ratings!
aww, onli won of dem iz maekin teh mexican-wave
teh othher onez do acshually blowz their chanses
orinj kitteh sehs “dood, sombodee phahted!”
white kitteh looks giltee to mee, orinj kitteh!
aid go fur da calico… b-cuz dis kitteh twys 2 hied behin da awlmos blakie
wii sez “he hoo smelt it delt it” in mai howse adn wii awl noez teh orinj wuns iz poyzin
tu mooosssshhhh cyoote in 1 pikshur! OMG, where’z mai CHRG…..oooooo noes! ai kants finds eet!!!!! too late! *SPLORT*
Oh noes! *blinks twyce* Didnt we just kleen yoo up after yor splort on teh last pikshor?
Forchunutlee Dr. TinyCat an teh reskyew staff is still klose by! I kalls them bak:
ShWEEEEEeeeee! *shrill whissel* Teh CCC turns arownd, much lyke teh Titanik, onlee smaller!
Owt they leep! Dr. TinyCat, we got teh sayme viktim. *nods hed* Yep! It wuz teh kyoot agin! An so soon after teh last wun. I dunno. Yes, MmmHmm. I stands by.
*kleenin up teh brayns, tukkin em in teh hed* Nao, letz strap it down tite!
We puts on 3 layrs uv duk taype an 3 CHRGs. That otta hold!
Nao, lemme see. *pulls owt tongs, tweezers, an ice pik* No, no, I dont FINK so!
Ther! A floofy blankee! *tuk tuk tuk* Wun last chonklit possum for yoo, an yool be gudaznoo!
An heerz a liddel bag uv eggstra CHRGs fur layter! *provydes CHRGs with assorted dezines, sum ov tehm floofy, sum playn*
fankies furr saving mai 2-ice!!!!! *sip deliuuushus choklit* *wraps round blankee* cheezland iz berry danjirous furr mi! frum nao awn e-berry taim ai cum , ai hav tu b pruteckted b-4 lookin eeny pikshures!
fankies furr da CHRG suply! ai prumess 2 haz eet wif mi at awl tiems!
Yor welkum! Iffn yoo seez a cheez-peep goin down wit teh splorts, purrhapbs yoo culd offere them wun uv yors . . .
Mornin, ebburboddee!
I has to trot off too wurk naow, butt I wunted to tell yall I lubs yooz.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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*trots off*
we lubs u too!
princess {{{kafleen}}} mu
O hai, princessmu! I hassunt seen u furr so long! {{{{{pm}}}}}
Aw, Kafleen! That wuz so nyce! Ohai to yoo! {{kafleen}}
Hi dere, Gremlin. It r nice too bee seein u. {{{{gremlin}}}}
so, wot am i? chopp’d livah?
hi, kafleen!
*yesh*
Guud fing at leest wun ov teh kittehs kans reed capshuns;
naow teh kittehs kans findez aowt wut bees goeing awn, iyn tihs pikshure,
oar ennee uvvers thems thems heppin tuu bees iyn;
(a Kitteh Iynterpritur iys awlwaiyse a guud fing tuu haz!!!11!!!
Please note the pitbull kitteh on teh right is entirely impervious to teh capshuns
So cute.. me lykes much
Akshulii, tehy awl kan sii capshunz. Lukkit Miss Oranj Pantz thar. LOLin.
*giglol*
i wandr wut dat ginga kitteh iz lookin at
He’z Speshul lol
Oh my goodness *5 times the kewt*
Please b careful!
(KaSPLOORT)
i fink da orangees kitteh haz a seecrety!
Whiiii nobodi noticze that @ leest 1 of udder 4 kittehs laffs at kapsun kitte?