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  1. big-gladys says:

    purty gud ashually

  2. Bigbob774 says:

    Ahaha, I love that!

    This site owns XD

  3. Kwithie says:

    Super Nom!

  4. Maus says:

    Potstickers and beer… Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

  5. Cyoot floofiness!!! :D :lol: Want to snuggle n snorgle n hug n lub!

  6. teach says:

    2nd!!!

  7. Doodette says:

    Wat dey pood on kitteh pawz to makem licket? Happy Kitteh! Da kitteh peepl iz goin to hevens.

  8. Sam says:

    I likes his meowstash!

  9. bruce says:

    boring :(

  10. flo82stgt says:

    Not so funny akshually

  11. Stevo says:

    PHIRST!!!!

  12. dragonkitty says:

    Kitteh woah FAT !!!!!!!!!!!

  13. rachel says:

    i love his furrowed brows…

  14. mary0spockn says:

    Emperor Hiro Eato reigns over fancy feast.

  15. Nivek says:

    Kitteh – ex-wife. Wutz the diff.

  16. telefil says:

    This isn’t new, I think I saw it on Cute Overload a while back. Check out those edamame, they’re indispensable when having a drinking party.

  17. D'oh says:

    Wow, my kittehs would’ve ravaged the table after 2 seconds :D

  18. Indefatigable says:

    Why iz he nawt eeting? Mus be veggie gyoza. Sez “Waek me fur teh sashimi course.”

  19. princessmu says:

    srsly! dis guy is rilly used tew the high life! kitty has da edikate

  20. Lisa E says:

    Can someone please to tell me why this is funny? I means kitty is cutes yes, set up is pretty funny but the kitteh doesn’t do anything THAT entertaining. I mean I expected a kitteh mow down or something. Am I alone on this???

    • Mebbe we be just eezilee ameowzed bai kittehs?

    • arimareiji says:

      You is not alone on this – look at votes. Before dis, I has never seen one go below 4 and most is close to 5.

      You had good sinop… sinoptic… synopzizzes… er, summary of what wrong with dis one.

    • zippycat says:

      LisaE .. yoo ar nawt alone! I dun fink iz funny or amayzing or ennyfing. Shur, he’s cute kitteh .. iz cute to see hims sittin at table wiff sake and all, but .. boaring.

    • nikky says:

      agreed

    • judson says:

      The humor is purty subtle alright and duz nawt cawse hilarity even when found but it is a purty good depiction of a day in the lyfe of a cat. First two or free seconds he schoffs sumfin down, den relaxes an liks chops and self. I wood lyke to hab several Guo Tie (gwah tee-ah – means pan fried dumplings) small pichur of sake, small bowl edamame, a hefty boddle of beer, and allah time inna werld to werk on it – and den relax wiff a smoke. Dis is definitly nawt a dawgs lyfe.

  21. Gato says:

    all i think when i see that is “i have diabetus”

  22. Tori says:

    kitteh looks so angryyyyy

  23. rhsb says:

    Ai can has hard lyf?

  24. Floatout2sea says:

    I love how like every few seconds the kitteh just GLARES at the camera like “gtfo”

  25. turtlol says:

    hah hah hah! Dey waked ME fur teh sashimi cowrse…Ai haded sum fur lunch tuday! Mai boss tuk me tu Japanese nommery fur hatch-day lunch! NOM!!!

    • rhsb says:

      YUM!!!!

      Sushee gud…

    • big-gladys says:

      Hapeee hatcheeng dai turtlol. Haev a drinkei wif me 2 silly br8? I hav martoonis wif adn wifout teh gud stuf. Awl kinds. Chokklit, kozmo, limoncello… waht ever u bee likeeng.

      • turtlol says:

        mmmm fanks, B-G…. Ai lubs me sum martoonis!!! Kozmos gud, but Bodka martooni wif a lyme be bestest…. show it teh bawtle uv vermouth and **GLAG**….ummm dat’s gud, gimme ‘nother….
        oh, and has yu gawts sum ‘nip obber dere? yeessssss….. nip……ebben turtlols lubs teh nip……

        • big-gladys says:

          glaz ov martooni meat teh bottul ov vermouth.
          *gibs turtlol anover martooni wif lyme sliic*
          *passes roun teh nip 2*
          I bee haveeng a limoncello lemonade. veri refressssheeng.

  26. cweenmj says:

    Cheezpeepz Map noaw avaylolble wif blooness
    .
    YES!! itz truu — u kin haz a linkee on ur map info!! I haz fownding owt how tuu putting deh link in ur commint. If u b wanting a linkee tu ur ICHC profile, i will inserting it.
    .
    Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
    http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
    .
    How I git on dis map? u asking.
    Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2
    protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment
    if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing. Ur blooness kin b inserted heer.
    .
    If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map. I putz on ENNEEWUN woo askingz. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a seberil sef-kunfesst Lurkerz awlreddee. I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I b putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
    .
    Dis b a nawsum map — so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz b… It b nise fer
    da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
    .
    wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.

    • arimareiji says:

      If u b riting dis, u shud beeing Mr. Stawker-san nawt so much.

      • Er? Yu just cawled teh cween a stalker??? Yu be, lyk, noobie, oar nawt reed commints awften, oar sumfin, ryte?

        • arimareiji says:

          One of the best things about real kittehs: Proud like hoomans, but they dun forget to have sense of humor about everything… themselves included.

          It sad when hoomans forget that, and think everything about frenz is funny and good and it not even possible to take a joke about them without claws coming out.

          • tessm says:

            ummm, callin da qween a stawker cud get yoos inna soooo much trubble, aifinkso!
            “awf wiv his hed!”

          • arimareiji – yoo see – we just dont unnderstand waht yoo ment. Purrhaps yoo dint know taht cweenmj iz wun ov teh verree moast popular peepl heer – an awl teh werk she haz dun awn teh cheezpeeplMap . . .we awl stand in awe an wunder.
            .
            So – altho no wun cud REELEE say we heer dunt hav teh scents ov hyoomor, becuz moast peeple heer ar ten funneist peepl ai hav eber met – an ai know a LOT ov verree funne peepl – ai just dont see hao wut yoo sayed there iz funnee.
            .
            An yes. We doo rize az wun wehn we see wun ov ar moast beloved peepl seeminglee attaked. If yoo dint meen it – tehn we must apolologize – but ai stil dont see waht yoo ment. *luks puzzled.*
            .

            • cweenmj says:

              Doant’ wurry, Janet. I’m not sure wut arimareiji ment eever, but himz just beein a troll. Him duzn’t bovver mii. I noez him will fadez in2 deh woodwerk. Adn I will b here long after him b gone. :lol:
              BTW…..did u notiss?? Paws4thot b on deh map!! Hiding in deh Hebrideez!! And Allybally — way far up in deh Ork Kneez. Cheezpeepz b farflung!!!

            • arimareiji says:

              Exactly. What you say only echoes what I said. Because cween is “moast popular peepl” in your clique, that means no one can dare joke about the fact that most people (except the small core of regular posters) would consider it slightly creepy when a board poster says “hay evrywun eemale me yur RL add resses.”

              Did I mean that it was honestly stalkerish behavior? Not in the least; I was only joking about the fact it could be taken badly.

              But I did mean to imply in my second post that if you “rize az wun” whenever anyone even *seems* to criticize one of the clique… you’ll only wind up looking foolish to outsiders. That’s because if no one is allowed to correct each other, only to heap praise on each other whether it’s accurate or not, dumb ideas will flourish. It’s the same thing that happens to conspiracy theorists, who are only allowed to agree on any idea one of them comes up with.

              That’s how you wind up with a small group who heaps praise on the funniness of a video that is getting record-low votes, because an overwhelming majority of viewers don’t agree with you. But the instant one of them says so in the forum, you jump on them with insults to make them go away.

              • tessm says:

                “small core”?? whut, when did wee bcome a small core?
                luk at teh map, over 150 cheezpeeps!!
                cweenmj = 2775 cheezfrenz!! (wow, lotsa frenz, cweenmj!)
                tihs pic = 3300 votes!! (taht’s 525 cheezfrenz taht cweenmj iz missin!) ;)
                .
                but as for “korrectin” ennywun, moastlee stuff posted heer iz nawt verry fakchual, iz based onna imaginayshun an sence uv hyumor — wich iz nawt egzacklyee fings taht ennywun kan “korrect” ennywun else on. sew yoo are rite, wee do nawt “korrect” each other’s sence uv hyumor. Iz ok, iz rilly jus politeness – wich duz nawt mayk cheezpeeps luk foolish, IMHO.
                .
                taht sed, aifinkso taht moast cheezpeeps jus did nawt fynd yur joke funnee. but iz cauz yur noo. if yoo noo cweenmj, yoo wud prolly nawt mayke such a confoozling joke next tyme. ai donut fink ennywun whoo haz bin heer even a short tyme wud fink cweenmj haz malich… malysh… ebil intent. taht is Maus’ job.
                .
                Ai donut see where ennywun jumped on an insulted yoo, as yoo kumplayn uv. So yoo is prolly just a stoopy troll stirrin the pot. Yoo may pruv mee rong ebentuallee, but ai doubt it.
                .
                however, yoo iz nawt teh nawt-sekkund outsyder too critisize us, yoo will nawt be teh last. lalalalala wee iz nawt lissening — wee iz too bizzy havin teh fun an playin nyse. if yoo can’t do taht, tehn feel free too leef!
                .
                as foar teh video bein funnee or nawt funnee — teh big burgerz tryin sumfin noo — sum lykes it, sum donut. Sew whut. aifinkso they keep eben cloaser eye on votin burgerz than yoo do. ai did nawt find the video partikularlee funnee, nor every pickshur — but ai applauds teh big burgerz ebbery day foar teh awesum job tehy do uv runnin cheezland.

                • arimareiji says:

                  Wow. 3000 friends, huh? If you believe that, then you’re defining “friend” a lot like a MySpacer – the same way most people would define “bare acquaintance.” Because if you give cween time to sleep but absolutely nothing else, that still means each “friend” gets a whopping two minutes a week. Try thinking about your claims when you make them.

                  I don’t have the time to waste counting, but I’d happily wager that over half the posts come from no more than a few dozen people who echo, stroke, and praise each other repeatedly. Like I said, a small core. And when I say “jump on” and “insult” outsiders, I’m not talking about myself. There are several examples right here in this topic.

                  You pretty much said it all when you said this: “however, yoo iz nawt teh nawt-sekkund outsyder too critisize us, yoo will nawt be teh last. lalalalala wee iz nawt lissening” By your own words, you’re proud of absolutely refusing to listen to anyone but your core clique of self-praisers.

  27. Nobody says:

    Man. Wilfred Brimmley’s really let himself go. And gotten hairy.

  28. jmuhj says:

    Gyoza and edamame = gudfudz!
    Beer and cigs = horrible fudz!

    Purrzhun kittoon VERII QTE QTE QTE Kawaii

    *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  29. nightshayde says:

    Iz dis a videeyoh fing? Ai kint see nuffing. *sigh*
    [/lolspeak] If videos are on/from youtube, the firewall here at work keeps them out.
    [lolspeak] Dat wich is unseen cannot be seen. Pleh.

  30. lola's mom says:

    this fud iz gud fer my diabeetus

  31. burfday fairy says:

    kitteh iz wun ob burfday fairy’s minyunz an haz maded a party for yoo! an him iz being so poliyte an not eben eated it!! HAPPYY BURFDAY to all the cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! enjoy yor sushi feest, wif ebreekind ob sushi taht kan be imajined, eben sumfing for tohze ob us *ahem* hoo duznt liek teh fishies raw or cuked! an tasty bevrijes, an a floofy kitteh to serv yoo! an goodie bags wif bownsy balls, shiny pensils, kandees, an sparkly kitteh stikkers!! (teh fuds and goodie bags are for all teh party guests, not just teh burday peeplez!) an happy days for yoo!
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  32. Karen says:

    Kitteh saiz in bestest Eric Cartman voice: “Git inna kitchen an maek mii sum PIE!” (ai kep it cleen!) ;-)

  33. TaTonka says:

    diz vid iz nawt so funny anywayz…wer iz de lol in it? no kapshion, nuttin….

    • ruledbyfantima says:

      Den we justst needz to FINK of sum gud capshunz. Like:

      After me washs pawz, den me noms.
      Big deel, potsitkerz, wantz cheezburgerz
      Cant fuul me, dems not cheezburgers!
      Duz you awwys has to take teh pikshurs wen Ize eeting? (I purrsnly haits dat!)
      E…..

      • ruledbyfantima says:

        Eid sellybrayshuns, nawt-furst hour…
        Finnikky cat
        G….

        • Get outa heer keed, u bothr me
          Hai! (<— plai on LOL/Japaneez werds lol)
          I will konsider ur offeringz in doo tyme
          J…

          • tessm says:

            Jus don’t push mee offa pillowz,
            K?
            Lolcat wuddn’t lyke taht!
            Mebbe ai cleen paws again
            Now…
            Ohai!
            Pls to turn awf videyoh camera naow?
            Quit filmin mee!
            Respeck foar royal kitteh,
            Srlsy,
            That u shud be shown to mee,
            U duz nawt haz.
            Video camra
            Will end up inn peeces
            X soon x ai am finnished likkin mai paws.
            You beddur watch out!
            ZOMG!

  34. Cheryl says:

    this cat reminds me of JABBA THE HUT!

  35. Kristen says:

    Dis blong ons teh Cuteoverloadz, not lolcatz

  36. mamarosa says:

    Ai thot ai wus onna wrong site. Then ai checkeded teh puter adn it wus on cheezburger.
    But it wus a movie of a kitteh, nawt a lolcat capshun.

    Ai got real confuseded. How did this movie get thru teh votin pages an such?

    Nyce kitteh but really belongs over on cuteoverload or wannasmile.

  37. Hashim says:

    tihs kitteh’s life style… WANT!!1!

  38. Durke says:

    Uh, wtf? o_O

  39. sailor tweek says:

    itz ORSON WELLES! Hes lookin gud!

    • Tom Trifik says:

      No, it is WILFORD BRIMLEY reincarnated, [despite the fact that he's still alive].

      At about 0:55 [55 seconds] cat looks just like Wilford Brimley.

  40. alluringdeceit says:

    iz boooooooringzzzz

  41. KCTailkinker says:

    Hao cum ai doan gets da pikshur? *KCT luks sad* Ai wanna see pikshur! *KCT goes 2 corner an powts* *powts, powts, powts*

  42. hellokitty13 says:

    sowee tu say dat iz rely rely feke lukin. i means kittehs b more telented! it ovius that dat kitteh is just likin penut buter off hiz pawz! tho howz dey get kitteh tu sit @ tabul… now therez telunt.

  43. Starbuck says:

    looks moar lik day in teh life of Michael Moar

  44. Tom Trifik says:

    At about 0:55 [55 seconds] cat looks just like Wilford Brimley.

  45. bluesfan473 says:

    O deer, naow mai kittehz r gonna wan 2 bee sittin awn pyles uv pillos at de table. Ai cahn’t bleeve dat kitteh dint glom awnto dat fud & nomnomnom!

  46. Blackup says:

    DIABEETUS!

  47. l says:

    That is a huge kitteh!
    Livin hte tuff life

  48. Sandy Gellar says:

    Passover kitteh luvs Seder meal.

  49. bubba1960 says:

    i didnt know there where vids here! still…..it totaly lol

  50. bubba1960 says:

    tubo cat

  51. bubba1960 says:

    fat fat fat fat fat fat

  52. bubba1960 says:

    largo kitteh! just like mine!

  53. Ro Ro says:

    That cat totally looks like Wilford Brimley.

  54. cristina says:

    That is no cat. that is very hairy japaneese old man.

  55. Boaks says:

    videeos… not so grate, akshually
    i likes teh pikchurs better

  56. Kitteh bees veree dorabul, buut vid awlmoast seams liek a hoem-moovie, teh kynde taht iys oanley njoiyed bye teh memburs ov teh kitteh’s famblee….. :???:

  57. nobody says:

    I want my minute back. That was just stupid.

  58. PloCoon says:

    srsly, shud go on Failblog…

    I meens, wine??? Wut da hek???

  59. alakai says:

    “Your offerings pleases me”

  60. Fritriac says:

    Not funney. Fat kittey needs moar exercise. Silly cat owner.

  61. ohai — at nawt-second, ai thought this was Winston, but ai donut think so. Many of yew have complained that nothing happened. Well, go check out Thanksgiving at Winston’s if yew want to see sumthing happen. Go now!!!
    .
    http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/11/thanksgiving-at.html

  62. imacat says:

    really? that it? no funny lolcat.

  63. Ryan says:

    No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to nom.

  64. Leah says:

    is the kitteh vurshun of Wilford Brimley!

  65. catalogical humor says:

    Allo Mr. Creosote kitteh…
    …wood messeiur lakh a mint?
    Eet onlee wahfer-thin………..

  66. s57sunny says:

    Did I see cigarettes & beer? Kittehs mus not be llowed to smok or drnk beer. Not good for kitteh babies at all!

  67. Michelle says:

    I WANTS TO HUG DA SQUISHY!!!

  68. Laz says:

    He looks like a grumpy old man…

  69. farsoup says:

    ORSON WELLS has been reincarnated! I knew he looked familiar!

  70. Ashley says:

    Wilfred Brimley… he died and was reincarnated as a cat. xD

    I have no idea why I was giggling so hard at that video…

  71. Megaera says:

    Kitteh flaver much much much bettur dan hooman food.

  72. crookedfang says:

    lolz! teh kitteh livin teh life of lukshury! griled chickn, wine, n green stuffz, mabye saladz. and sittin on pilloz??? waow!

  73. Panda says:

    Oui…me no ged it dis time

  74. talk2thetrees says:

    dat is 1 phat kitteh

  75. Japhia says:

    Sum wun halp! I iz nut findin teh LOL’s in dis!!! T-T

  76. Ravwnnw says:

    WTF! He’s like a mafia kitty boss! LOL!

  77. meg says:

    i iz likin tha pawz the kitteh does. iz as if he sayin ‘wha goin on? dun look at me hooman’

  78. kittehkat says:

    haha, mah hoomins cood only WISH dey had a lyfe liek dis!

  79. kittehkat says:

    hehe, he has all of dat fud in front of him, and he be liek “screw the food… I has a flavor!” XD

  80. siouxsarah says:

    oh hai ebree bodee, iz noo here
    mai lolz a bit ruztee butt i tryz
    dis kitteh so cleber, he haz da hoomin traind gud

  81. BillyburgGal says:

    OMG… soo adorable!!!!!!!!!!

  82. Andy says:

    OMG dat ting r desgusteen!

  83. Andy says:

    OMG dat ting r desgusteen!
    Chee wumba wumba Solo! Et luk leik Jaba dah Hut!

  84. kittynads says:

    dis video iz not so funnah, tis wun is far soupeerior

  85. jeff says:

    so stupid.

  86. Danielle says:

    Why is everyone hating on the video? If you don’t like it, don’t watch. It’s really not that difficult of a concept. I, for one, think it is adorable, and I applaud the person who uploaded it :] Thanks for brightening my day!

  87. ryann says:

    borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ing

  88. ICHC LOlcat says:

    Teh LOLcat is safisa– safis– very important =^.^=

  89. Squeey says:

    That is many shades of awesome.
    I love persians.

  90. Pooface Killah says:

    R dose sigarets?
    Kittehs shud not smoak.

  91. reptillycus says:

    I hope that this is how my cat Bugsie is living in Kittie Heaven. He deserves this. The ciggies and the ashtray are just wonderful…sorry, cant’ do the loltalk rite yet, but i luvsm.

    • K.E.G says:

      Wot?reptillycus ur kitteh is bein pampurred by c-all kitteh rite nuh. no stress. and any hooman can speek lolcat. you just hav to be a idiot, and forget about z gramer 4 awhiles, kk?

  92. JonFrancke says:

    I muss kleen befor eats…

  93. K.E.G says:

    What the heck a fat cat eating like da hooman aint funy. mes funny. kitteh with flagpole stuk to but is bein funy. he, he.

  94. Matt says:

    Hedonism Cat: my new hero.

  95. InnocentWolf says:

    I duzn’t getz it… i feel dum..
    Can some1 tels meh plz?

  96. honor says:

    diz iz hillarios! @ll it doez iz sitz dere hahaha funny!

  97. Shelby says:

    Meh, has seen better. gives 6 out of 10

  98. Chrisfs says:

    ba wa graw wawa Solo

  99. nightmare99 says:

    my kitteh be jealous

  100. Ace says:

    Seriously? Watching a cat clean himself for a full minute is funny? come on, people!

  101. Freek says:

    0:48
    “doez me eet sum more b4 wutchin teh tee vee?”

  102. Josh says:

    He looks so angry.

    But it’s funny the way it is sitting and looks kind of like a human

  103. cwolf says:

    iz not beer iz rice wine or “saki”
    iz japaneeze

  104. MR.POTATO says:

    IT LUK LIK DEVIL KITTEH.

  105. hayley says:

    this cat does have the life…

  106. katy says:

    haha. that cat looks like wilfred brimley

  107. matt says:

    looks just like my cat


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