k, I unnastanz nao lasagna gud, doggie bad
can u shar ur garfield book wif me?
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Garfield iz berry instruktib
Conga ratz frome a fewlow inglish peeps!
Thx, warabowts aer u? Ai iz in Lundun.
Ai iz jest downe der road (kinda) ifn yoo lewks onna map ai iz der jest downe frome yoo an poohbear.
Conger rats on ur nawt second Annipus, shall we be habbing TTI sillibration ob T n caek and howz about a spot ob tradishnull morris dancing?
We mite hab to wait til morris gettz here……
Ai sertinlee can’t dans – mai hip hertz. Ai walked 2 mutsh wen we had teh Lunnun cheezmeet, Aifink!
Ai luuves teh Morris dansing; wysh Ai cuud duu iyt; luukes liek suches funn!!!
Hi derz, I b noo heer in Cheezburger land, da name iz emygirl. I b a tabby cat from up da hill, down da streetz, in dat place around da cornerz. Like I b sayin, I b noo heer, so sum noo friendz wood make me very happiez, jus like da Happy Cat
Anywayz, I doo has a fwiend, her name b Pounce, but she likes da sleepin, not da intarwebz on da compooper 
Da picz on heer, day speeks da troof, an I wanna shar da pics and happies wif any noo fwiendz. 
An I jus wanna no, iz my lolspeak bein rite? Like I b sayin, I b noo heer, so I’m not bein surez. Well, I’ll catch ya guys after I b dun orderin da cheezburgerz of da intarwebs 
buh bye!
Lolspeak awlwayz iz bean ryte, iz berry hard tu nawt be! (Compooper *giglol*) Welkumings, welkumings, ebrywun be berry friendly n you will be habing teh friendz in no tiem atawl, aifinkso — n aifinkso cauze ai preddy nu heer tu n ai haz friends alreddy!
Instant friends, just add lols!
Kitteh shd nawt lissen to Garfield, dat fake / unreel / drawn kat iz 2 meen, ifinkso.
Hii haz teh ryte infoe, tu. Obvy.
Sniff… I miss Nermal
Garfield dosn’t.
he’s onli in Abbu Dabi…. not 2 far….
Sowwy, but hooz in AbuDhabi?
Ai alwas lubbed garfield! Cos ai hads a kitteh jus lik hims once!
Ai haz a Garfeeld-liek kitteh naow! Heez mai sweetee.
Mine was awl phat an floofy an hes nommed lots jest lik garfield! He woods nom almoss anyfink! Potatstoes ore cueycumbers ore perdy muches eberyfink! an hes useded tu spent hiz tyme sleepin wen nawt nommin!
Ai hadda grey tabbee naimed Nermal… cauz him wuz teh cyootest uv teh litter, aifinkso! Him growed up moar lyk Garfield, tho, him luuuuuved fuds. LOL
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Him across teh RB nao, few yeers ago, but ai still cn nawt eet sum fuds wifout luking fur him tu be steeling it.
BTW, him wuz berry floofy.
but did ani ob ur udder kittehs try putz Nermal ina post tew der far off plaises?
Owr tortieshell Shadow wanted tu, aifinkso!
She faught he wuz a pest.
dat’s sum gud memries, i has a kitteh woo luved teh fuds so much too expushully teh tomatoey spaketti’s. he wuld alwayz be steeling eet wif his paw.
but…ai fout orinj wuz poysin.
Ai feelinz woozie – *putting on 50s baf cap wif straps* – *deep bref* – aiz bettr nao! Whew!
breefing deeply here two, awfullee kyoot baybee, may have a fwomp coming on….
Heerz sum dukee tayp frum teh CCC to helpz wif holdin down tah baf cap!
But nowt ifn itz inna lasagna! Ai cant mispel dat!
hahaha!
onna uber handie itz mite bee alreedy spelded rong? Ai donts kno cos ai cant spels anywey!
Hows doe yoo mak dem libble facies? Ai iz kwit noo an soe donte kno?!
yu clicks on da naem ob da cweenmj adn follows da instrucshuns on da ichc helpers paeg u fins dere
whoops… u bees awlreddy tolded… adn ai seems nawt 2 bees logded into mai wurdpretzel… sheeesh
iz ornj mousies taht are teh poyson!
nawt teh ornj kittehs — they just cauz splorts!
Dang me! Itz dood it?!
Iffn u can fyned cweenmj’s bloo naem an clikk awn it, she haz an insruktib fing dat tellz u awl sorts uv yoosful fings.
Tanks! Ai wil chek itz owt layter! Cos she ar bowned too bee onna dis wen dis ebening coms!
Yesh wut Annipuss siad. Ai put a link ina repli but WP won’t post it 4 awiile (if at awl – hee hee)
Ohai Annipuss.
Hoep u haz a gud dai. Ai be bak affer ai gitz 2 wurk.
Did I heering mai name? yup, i haz sum helperz fur deh noobeez. dey b hiding at
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cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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yoo’ll finding strukshunz fur smiliez and being bloo adn gitting on deh map.
razzenfranzen
need moar kawffee. i tookinged off deh h t etc. but fergotted deh w w w!!!!!
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
Fank yoo cweenmj. Ai will lookit pwesently wen ai getz bak in frome bein owt!
Fank yoo againe!
Teh stoopy WP toe tally nommmmed mien (abut elebenty antz erz ago).
N mazing strukshuns tehy iz bean, tu! Ai haz abatar cauz uv yur strukshuns. Fank yu, yur majestee!
ur welkum! I lubz deh pritty prysm futprint. See? i b helpful fur selfish reeezun….. i lubz tu luking at pritty avatarz.
sumtiems been shellfish is nawt so bad acshuleh, aifink
‘speshullee 4 aor cween!!!!11!!
N tehre iz bean lawts uv tehm, n probly cauz uv teh cheezpeeps folowin yut strukshuns.
Okey young kitteh, does u hav ur liberry card?
(SPLORT)
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh D.R. braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*D.R. is rappt in floofee Cheezpeepz map blankee,
*a kumferting hot bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Dank u berry much
Ar onw faree cween wib jet pakz, aifinkso!
remembrz kitteh: fud is gud. cept mabe livars… ech. DO NOT WANT!
I likez deh livr n unyunz.
Mii 2 … ai oarder tihs atteh restestestrowntz alawt. mmmmmmmmm
Mi 3….used to request that as mai birfday meal !
EEWWWW! Noe livars! Neber in mah kichens, ebers.
*stopps reeding comints n desydes tu luk bedder at pikshur*
*taeks peek n scramblescrambles fur teh Cyoot Hazmat Soot wif Peril-sensamative Vizer – Protekshun fur Peeps Wif Low Splort Reezisdans*
*luks at teh pikshur*
*Vizer gets dark*
Oh, fank hebbens fur teh Soot! Taht kitteh berry berry splortatious! Mai brayns, tehy wuz in danjer!
Wow dat wuz a cloze kall prysm, hab u tested it awt on the fruity kitteh rum der lawst LOL? I nerly lost it but aie luked at der fruit n had to o habs noms
Hm. Ai fink teh suit needs drawerings awn it fur tu add moar protekshuns. Cn nawt haz tu much protekshuns frum teh cyoot! Speshully if yu haz Kronic Low Splort Reezisdans! Cauz teh frooty kitteh wuz a preddy cloas call, tu! Mai brayns, tehy cn nawt taek reep…rip… splorts agin n agin wifout (furver) damijes! Lemmesee, what cn ai be drawering awn teh suit fur moar saifties?
*Handz prysm big bawks of kulerfull kraons*
You can be drawing
Aardvarrk
Big elephunt
Cheeta wiv bag of cheetos
Dalmation goggie
E…
Elebenty eerwurms
Flyin fawxes
Grate big cukkees
Happie hippos
I….
Indolent Iguanas
Jubillenty jakals
Kangarooz danzin
Leaping Lemurs (i lubs lemurs)
M…
Manateez, huge
No goggiez aloud signs
Open canz ob gushifud
Pinkie toe pads
Q…..
Quite a lawt of possums
Raindeer…. i know it be pouring dawn
Sniffy Skunks
Terribul lizards
U…
Unusual rowdents syze wise dat iz
Very smawl voles
Wolves howling at der mune
Xtra drawings ob possums
Yaks
Zealous zebras
phew has the suite gotz any more rum lef on it?
O.O *iz drawering awn teh soot awl fast*
Wow, yu fink kwik inna moarnin. (Okay, iz moarning fur me, anihoo.)
Ai fink ai runnin owt uv spaes onna soot fur ani moar drawings. If tihs cn nawt protekt eben peeples wif KLSR, tehn nuffing will!
Eerwurms bee in noozpaypr komiks lasnite, aifinxso. Wuz teh “Pearls Before Swine”. I ben instaled Eerwurms D-fenz Sistem, soe am saaf.
waz it being the koinsidense dat dis wuz postd on 12am twosday an nawt on the mundey?
Okeh den, u kan stawp reedin nao. It jest goez awn liek dat fr sebrul moar dekaydz.
O noes yung kitteh haz found der kitteh instruxshun buk n nao can haz hoomuns doink watebber hys ikkle fluffy hert dezierz.
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Ifn dis wz mai houze kitteh nawt need instrxshun buk
We iz awlwayz sayin taht mai Trick, teh kitteh manual, he did nawt get wun, cauze him nawt akt lyk a normal kitteh so awften.
But tehn, “normal” n “kitteh” tugever iz kinda an ox… oks… it duzz nawt maek much sence.
N him gots us inslaived az much az teh otter tu kittehs du, wich iz bean a lawt!
Doan fergit 3rd lesson kitteh…
1.lasagna gud
2.doggie bad (pour Odie)
3.hoomans ecksist onlee 2 serve u
cute bebbeh kitteh is so snorgulishus
WANT
Can people talk in English??? The captions to the pictures are cute, but why does everyone have to make their comments in “cat-speak?” When someone actually has a life requiring time and concentration, it’s maddening to have to plow through this gibberish.
Um, we do it because it’s fun and playful? I don’t think everyone suddenly switching to proper English being very likely… because:
it’s fun,
and because there are lots and lots of places online where one can find proper English (or attempts thereat by people who take themselves way too seriously) but not a whole lot of places to just be silly and use lolspeak,
and because those of us using lolspeak are writing for others who enjoy playing games with the language to read and hopefully giggle at (or find support from, although those particular messages are often not in lolspeak).
Ohai, minkeecat:
Wutz U callz ‘cat speek’,
wii callz noarmull. Theenkeeengz andz
speekeeng az Kittehz
woodz iz phunn andz juss
mytez gibz an insyte n2
dayr wundurrfull wurld
If wii habz a lyfe iz
nawt relleevant. Ebbeewun
heerz lubz dayr Kittehz
Jack.
o Jack…u awlwayz knoes teh bestest tings 2 b saeing. we lyke dat abowt u.
Jack, yur poo trees, tehy be teh awsum!
Yes, we can talk in English. It’s fun to use lolspeak & if you don’t want to “plow through the gibberish” then you are welcome to just look at the pictures. You are not required to read the comments or scold those of us who are just having fun and goofing around.
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Wii naow retern u 2 ur regular lol’s, alreedy inna porgezz.
Hi Minkycat — just to be perfectly clear on another point, no one here will mind at all if you choose to comment in regular English. Even humor is optional, but encouraged. Welcome.
We are perfectly fluent in English (British and American). Houeber, it haz beeng gud too lolspeek az a sekund lainguaje, aifinxso. That maeks uz bye-linguinial, a liefstile chois, kbai.
What book is this? I wants to know.
A “Garfield” book, which one I don’t know
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=2147721&g=1
Cheezfrends dehmonstraite a kaleidiskope ov kwalitees adn appeer tuu bees:
luveable, chylde-liek, funneh, nurturyng, naieve-at-tiems, loiyal, aminol-luuveing, honist, tendir, iyntelligant, sweete, plaiyfull, caireing, adn at tiems, brylliant;
(Adn Gess Wut??? Iyt’s awl troo!!!!!)
Nonononono; lasanna gud, mundays bad, goggie stupid.
Who the hell would buy a hardbound book of Garfield?
garfield is demz epicz
dunn let da goggie steelz da lasagna!