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I can has cling freez?
yes u can has. nao hold still while i bet u wiff dis smelly fing…
meant to type pet ( darn it , *blush* )
Bet, pet, itz awl teh saem tew kitteh.
Depends. Kitteh wud raber yu bet wib cheezburger than pet wib dem. Unless yu’re petting teh teef.
fanks goosie
ohai, cheezpeeps! *ahem, ahem* canz ai wuns agin hijak teh commints foar a moment? fankyoo.
iz repeet uv mai urlyer announsmint (onna last pic.) ai keepz it shorter tihs tyme.
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last nite ai founded this flyer onna board at the rec center.
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Bob Needs a New Home!
Bob is a kitty who lived with a woman who passed away. He is a neutered male, about 9 years old…
His current caretakers say he is sweet, playful and warms quickly to new people. He is a black and brown classic tabby with a short tail. He prefers to be indoors and uses a litterbox.
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Bob teh kitteh lives inna Portland, OR area. Ai wud tayke him, but ai alwayz haz a choyse between a thurd kitteh or mai DH, an foar now teh DH iz winning. Plus by law, wee haz a 4-aminal-per-howsehold limit, an wee are up to teh limit.
Ai has uploaded a scan uv teh orijinal announsemint complete wiv pickshure uv Bob teh kitteh on mai profyle: http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-tessm/pics
If ennywun can give Bobz a hoam, ai will try to halps wiv transport or ennyfing else.
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Fankyoo. Wee now returnz yoo to teh reglular commintz.
Aw. himz a hansum boi. I b shur he will making sum famblee bery happee 2 haz him sleeping on deh windowsill and chasing deh sunbeamz adn rassling wif deh deh catnip mouzeez.
JD, 2MINNIONS, BIG GLADYS? YOO HOO ?
WADE A MINNIT ! WARE GOEZ MY ABATAR ? WEREM AI ?
did u fergitting to b logged in to werdpretzel b4 u kamded heer??
and why duz you sound like teh VicePresidentialCandidate
who ran wif Ross Perot?
Bob’s storee givs mai a leakee I. Sadly wii R at hour kitteh limit. If divakitty’s cowerker can nawt taek him, I will ask a round 2 sea if eye can find Bob a hoem. Divakitty123 will u post a messaj awn mai page 2 let me no if ur cowerker wants Bob? U mite hav 2 egg cept mai as a fren nawt second. K?
Okey-dokey…we B offishul frenz nao. Ai will, 4 shur, post about what mai co-erker sez ’bout dis Bob kitteh.
ummm- iz hear two…. I wud take him but I fink spoose wud blow a gascat… nawt shur Milo wud be happi eider… himz is 13 yers awld……
I iz lukin fur a silber tabbi kitti sumdai whenz we haz muni again…. spoose finks silber tabbi mite beez nice……
momcat
OMCC! A co-werker had de mos belubbed kitteh, named Bob, dat wuz losted to her when &*#$%*&#@ ex left. That bad man tuk Bob. Nao a huge sad, Mary has. She libs in Orygun too. Oh-Oh-Oh…Aiz so xcitd ’bout dis, Ai ken hardly type!! Ai will share dis kitteh profile wif her tomorrow via de emalz and will let U no wut she sez.
ooo 1 sew xiting, K ! ai b haben mi finners cwossed fur yoo yur fwend
ok, wi b tryin agin
yay! yoo are bak!
hey portland cheezpeeps………. iffn ai happen tew miss teh ‘nouncemint, let me noes wen yew haz teh portland cheezmeet……. ai iz jus up teh rode an wud lurve tew cum down an meet yew awl!!!
oh, wee shoorley wud inklude teh see-addle aireeuh cheezpeeps!
but aifinkso ai wud have to wait until after teh noo yeer — ai haz a cheezmeet in noo zeeland to attend furst! ai iz gonna meet wiv kimkiwi!
oh, teh cheezpeeps r teh best!!
yesh, ai haz a sad foar Bob teh kitteh who losted his mommeh, and ai haz a sad foar Mary whoo losted her kitteh. it wud bee nyse if tehy cud halps each other owt.
*waitz wiv hopeful luuk on fayse*
Oh DK123…… I am SO sending alla my hoaps taht yore cowerker will be happytail todai to no taht there is a noo and wunnermous Bob waiting fore her 2 lub anna whole Cheezland holding its breff to see if issa match. This Bob (alsew a tabbi) iz on pinzanneedulz hoaping an hoaping fer a happytail ending!
Tankee to allz of U 4 de hopeful thots. I will let U all no tonite after I get home frum werk. I hazza a big hopeful!
Oh, it sowns liek fate! I hope yur fren cans taik Bob. Den she an Bob will bofe has a big happy!
Let kitteh do it. My kitteh luvs 2 play wif drier sheetz.
Iz mai Halloween costoome. I iz a sheep.
*Hed desk*
A wully sheep oar a ghost sheep?
dat woz baaaaah-d! (sawry… iz vereh layte heer in Skoterland an mai brain haz gone funneh)
Awl deh braynez in Cheezand haz goned dere. Long time ago.
den ai iz in wiv da bestest of peeplez! *danses* *realizes boss iz watchin* *pretenz chayr iz borked*
Conga rats onna nawt sekkund!
Fanks prysm!
*pores Katluah wif cream fur ebbreywun*
NOM!
* adds tiny little fresh creambroolay on a tray and passes them around*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ohai fleep! can u invent a nuver good drink tew match da menu so far?
skweeeek — pop!
*pulls cork on dusty old bottle of porto*
gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk
*pours into tiny glasses*
*passes around to sip while nomming creme brulee*
sip
nom
sip
nom
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well, if its only a tiny glass, OK!!!!
sip, nom, sip, nom……mmmm….dotz
me, too?
i thotted you might can be amuzed!
Cheerz!
*clinkee ittehbitteh teenytiney glass wif jamamamamakitty*
schluuuuuuurpppppp!!! aaahhhhhhhhhhhh, thanks!!
Ai lubs de nice Porto, so Ai will, iffen Ai b invitd, have jes a teensy nip too? Hmmmmm?
*delicately wipes splatturz frum jamamakitty*
(whispers) can ai b da chopped livr gurl tew?
*grabs bottel ob Porto an runns awai on tippy-toes*
yoo getz it bak wen yoo says “ok”!
(snerk) (hidz unner da cawfeetabel holdin da bottle in hurz floofy pwaz)
shure, you can haz being Chopp’d Livah Grrrl!
there’s plenty for all
gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk
*passes more glasses around*
ummm. so you got lots, eh?
*sip*
*brief sly xpreshun*
*asks wif assum’d casualty*
where in teh whirrled do you store it? the Lab maybe?
*innocent luk*
*sip*
iz a 1963 vintage port? mai port snobbery let me show u it.
*sips a bit of teh porto*
ummmmmm. nummmmmm.
*smack lipz*
*sipz soem moar*
dat iz gud. mus bee teh 1963 vintage. wear ever did u fine it phillipe? u mix it up speshul in ur lab?
Hmmmmm port???? an creme brulee?? Mixed up in Fleep’s lab??
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*taeks liddle glass frum table. An liddle dish ov cb*
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*sip sip sip*
ummmmmmm indeed.
*klinkee glasses wif big-gladys*
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So – howzzit going wif awl teh Chopp’d Livah Grrls tontite???
We’re always popular at teh partés, speshully win we be
dressed up in our paté best-
ohai j-pak!! we’s be habin a “pate” down b’low……… c’mon down!!
no needz clingfree.
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needs sSnuggle
srsly! enuff suggles an snorggles an u b warein wut kitty has awn
wotta way to go, no?
* psst, Mary*
Why u b chopped liver grrl? sumwun spread u awn a kraker an cawl u pate’?
psssst! princess Mu!!
Wii haz deh ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ polisee heer….. Wut maryO duz in deh pwivasee uv her own home …… ooo. dots….
oh noes……. nawt needs privaceeee
yew can bees a chopp’d livah gurl tew…. heer is start ob “speshul” grooop
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/29/funny-pictures-of-fruit-1-serving-of-cute/
danngit, dat dint last long.l, i WAS kinda revelling in bean vaguely hintd about inna dont ax dont tell kinda thing, but i guess i couldnt keep up appearazes frebber. bak to noarmal goofieness!
oh noes……. *hangs head in shayme*
sry……… needs tew noes teh sekrit code
oh, siwwy kitteh. i jest joking.
thistle cheer yu up: I heerby disignate you as co flounder of
Teh Chopp’d Livah Grrrlz adn co regent hereafter to be knowed
as Teh Gran Paté.
otay, awl happitail agin………
see wut a short memries ai haz!!
jus laik a rillll kitteh……
h’ray!! fur teh chopp’d livah gurllllllls!!!
ps remember to keep da accent or you just be” the big head”. that works too.
Me tu.
i lubz it win tey stabb teh danjereus jello.
ITZ ALIVE!
adn i lub it dat dey wuz named “Tom, Dick, and Harry”
*nodnodnodnodnod*
Ai luvs Sally… she maeks me tu giglol allatiem.
Grooooooaaaannnnn! Srsly, dough…I weerk wif a person hoo goes by Pate (pronounced Pat-ay), but her reel name B Patricia. Taeks all kinz, huh?
She be Canajan? Pat, eh? *runs for cover*
Duz miz Pat-ay b havbing a kuzzin ….
Hyasinth Bookay??
Yah, and dont ferget: Sweetpea Bookay be the Merrycan Relatif. Much nicer. Letz teh kitteh’s dwink frum da Royal Dooltn wif teh han pain Ted Perry wrinkuls.
*fwump*
*pillol to prysma on da hed*
Pat, eh!
Okay, Cheezpeeps! U mus picchur me….in the xtra bedroom…typin on de pooter…and just ’bout fallin on de floor laffin! Dis Pate iz a wunder, dats 4 shur!
ratz ! WP putted mai posty inna da wrong plaice ! heer ai goez agin-
(whispers) can ai b da chopped livr gurl tew?
*grabs bottel ob Porto an runns awai on tippy-toes*
yoo getz it bak wen yoo says “ok”!
(snerk) (hidz unner da cawfeetabel holdin da bottle in hurz floofy pwaz)
*fawls ober frum teh pillol fwump*
*bouncies bak tu feets n picks up bag of fevvers*
*flings fevvers inna air til it luks lyk Auntie Arkita inna snowstorm*
Welcome to teh few, the prwowd, the Chopp’d Livah Gurlz.
we needs to comeup wif a bettah mottoe.
heeer kitteh, kitteh, kitteh……… cum out nao!! yew can be chopp’d livah gurl tew!!! *who’da thot?*
ai noes, ai noes!!! waves paw in teh ayr!!
chopp’d till yew dropp’d!!!
*sneeksneeks around in teh fevver blizzerd n tickels anybudy in reech*
Ai thot Leeza-b had maybee a purtee gud motto ~
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““Yay, ai iz choppe’d livah.”
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*fpflloofsl* *spitz aut fevvers frum mouf*
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Sumhao that struk mee az reelee funnee.
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We cud sing it. “We ar cho-hopp’ed livah if yoo pleeeee-eeez. .
We ar chop-p’ed livah if yoo dont pleeze.”
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Whattdaya think??/
oh hello??? clg?? w/tendirls?? yew still heer?? innywun??
wut ai rilly wantz tew noes if innywun watched dancin wif stars ober tew teh east coaster?? jus wants tew noes who got teh boot….. an ai hates teh “reezultz” show
oooooh j-pak… iz rilly too too funneee fur sumwun tew be sew happitail tew be chopp’d livah!! mai sis an ai always sez dat…
hands on hips…… ahem…… sew wut is ai?? chopp’d livah!!!
*tendrils gentlee pat teh jamamamakitty’s hed*
no deer, yr not chopp’d livah, yr paté.
*sneeks awf tu bed under cuber uv settling fevvers*
Ai know!! Ai sed it to Maus an The Crapture an sum odder guys whn that pikchoor ov teh red hed wif teh kitteh wuz up an they were awl DROOLING!!!
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D’yoo think ebreewun else went to bed??? Wiffaut eben saying gund nite??/
*Grabz handful uv fevverz adn tikkilz Janet*
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ooo….paté….. nom nom nom nom nom
*snags prysmakitteh wif pillol as she sneaks away*
yah, Janet, dat wuz funnee when you sed dat about chopp’d livah win day wuz droolin
over dat redhed.
Tukz Prysmatikitteh up in deh floofee
*Cheezpeepz Map blankee
*(avaylolble at teh Ty-Booteek)
G’nite, schweetee!!
Oooo gigglol gigglol gigglol!
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Hai! Wud yoo laik sum krakerz wif yur pate???
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An oh, cweenjm. *hands cweenmj hur litlee worn GH(wpoi). Ai hav fayled miserablee. An ai guess ai need halp. Ai cant get teh Kitteh Pikchoor ai wanted to be mai abatar heer to werk. Teh wun that cums up when ai am “glorfindel.”
Oh CIP!! Yoo remembured taht??
Shur maed MEEE feel laik chopp’d livah!!!
*sigh* CLG – iz ov corse what ai ment to say.
i figgur’d id owt.
yesh, i remembering gigloling over da whole redhed fing
and yore exaspurashuns.
an jus wair iz teh red hed storeee?? ai wants tew see moar chopp’d livah storeeesss!!
Well – ov corse yoo reelee do hav red hare! An nao Fleep iz intrested awnlee in teh blondes. Uz peepl wif dark hare a sorta . . .left aut. *sniff*
It wuz layte Decembur oar maybe January. Ai think. Cuz in urlee Decmeber ai still sint know if Maus wuz a guy or a grrl.
*settles in fur teh dark n stormeee nite in decembr/janwary storeee*
an den ? an den ?
*nommin sum livah snaps*
LOL!! It’z reelee nawt much ovva storee. Thiz prittee red hed an hur kitteh wuz up – an they were bof skreeming – an she DID hav grin aiez, too!
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An AWL teh guize were carrying awn. . .reelee – ai guess we DO need to find it.
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An finallee ai jumped in an sayed “HEY!! An what ar we??? Chopped livah.”
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LOL! An tehy awl just ignored mee an kept awn droolin!! It wuz a site to see – or reed, eneway.
i finkso it had zomg in the title. i wood lukkit up, but i gotta go to sleep. Dr Tinycat appointmint in da moaning. :pleh:
hmmmmm *skritches head* startin tew sound familiar
anyfing else yew r’member bout teh lol dat we cud lukkup?
gud luks at dr. tiny cat tomorrow, CLG!!!
fanx! i haz severe LabCoat high blud preshure. is quite ridikuluz.
oh, here ’tis:
www,icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/10/funny-pictures-zomg-ruuunnn
Yes! But Dr. TinyCat iz awlwayz so charming! But gud luks enewya!
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We cud ask Maus!! He prollee rememburs!!
dagnabbit
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/10/funny-pictures-zomg-ruuunnn
BTW my Dr Tinycat izza she.
CLG!! Hao did yoo DOO that???
typed in zomg in teh “surch lolz box” g’nite sweet peeps.
ai saw dat wun n thot…….. nah, can’t be that wun!!!
dis is wun fur teh chopp’d livah gurlllls alblolm!!
psssssst, janet: i aer guessing frum looking atter foto on ICHC and herz myspace foto & comparing her haircolors dat you too could prolly have the redhair like teh zomg grrl. just sayin…
Wow!!
March 10th!! Ai wuz way off.
JanetCanHas4Kittehs
March 10th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Hey yoo guise!!!! what ar wee heer – chawppeded liver???? Harummph!!!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs
March 10th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Afterawl – taht iz just a pikshure. We ar living, breething . . .letters???
Yoo foudn her awn myspace too??????? Hao did yoo doo THAT?????
an how wud yew eben noes it wuz her???
But LOL!! No!! ai cud nebber be a redhed. Mai complkshun iz too dark – an a – had – neerlee blak hare. Verree dark braun.
well, i clikked on teh linkee posted by “Virginia”
that allegedly is teh zomg red hed, could be a ruse, dunno.
mai gudness……… aifinkso yew mus be inspectur cluesew!!
Membur when she wuz going round wif hur liddle noatbuk??
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CLG – ar yoo gonna tell mee sumday waht yoo were doing??
mebbee i will, mebee i woant (tell what’s in da noatbuk)
oh, adn BTW i just chekked the myspace page & i think she has diffrent pics from wot i merember from bak den.
oh j-pak…… jus tew make yew feelz beddah, go bak tew teh zomg page an reads all teh way down…….. dat virginia chikkie is postin an also posts her myspace page.
all mysteries haz been reveeeeled tewnite….
on dat noat, ai is goin tew go nite nite……. see yew peeps tomorrow!!
Oh yoo guise! Sorree – but ai hasta go to bed.
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This pate haz bin so fun!
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but waht awlwaiz gets me iz that we ar thousandz ov myols apart – an yet – heer we ar – awlmost (but alaz, nawt kwite) az if we were in teh sayme room..
Furgot to say “gud nite.”
Gud nite Janet!!
sleep tight!
Ebay kitteh nawt as described
Dis camoflage… not work so gud ackshuly
it wud werk gud if kitteh wuz in pole-air bayr cuntree…
LOL thats so funny.
Iz dis sum kinna new snowz?
DO NOT WANT!
u wil want if snow getz 2 cold
dis iz snow wif normel tempurtur
Fank u fr purrr-chesing Ikeeyakat. Pleez brush paking muteereeyul frum yr noo kitteh aftur opining an chek tu maek shor awl partz ar dayr.
heh! lolz
If onlee teh kitteh cud attrakt cheezburgers dat wae…
Dis iz a reesurch kitteh. Nawt sekkond experiment a sukkess adn prubes kittehs can pik up things by walking neer. Der next test will be tu increez teh power until cheezburgers from a distance ob 50′ can be pikked up dis wai.
Nu sourse uv powr, poten…poat… mebbe sumday?
Will anybody be my friend?
*lookz owtside to see if it be fool mun*
shure, ailse be yr fren.
tu haz a fren, b 1.
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sowndz like bitamin cummerhull, duzn’t it?
i’ll be yor frend
to get more frends, see cweenmj’s blog to lern how to turn yor name bloo. tehn iz eezy for peeps to clik on yor profile an aks to be yor frend 
yoo kan also clik on bloo names to see ovver peepls profiles an send frend rekwests to tehm.
is Trekkiee kitteh’s HalloNom Kostume- going as Federashun opurratif surrounded by Cling onz.
*groan* *throws pollol*
er, pillol
fanx! i needed new pillol
*wapz prysmakitteh wif new pillol*
*fetthers fly*
*noms da plume*
*grabs nuvver pillol n whaps teh CLG ryte back wif it*
*moar fethers fly ebrywair n Kling tu fings*
“pollol” …. isn’t taht wut they make chiken soop from in souf merica when tehy is inna humerous mood?
dat mite be more aesthetically pleasing dan da sopa del pato de pata y pollo.
srsly. i has pikshures…
yeah, i hab seen those pikshurs.
Der’s clyng-onz on teh starboard meow, starboard meow, starboard meow.
Der’s clyng-onz on teh starboard meow, Jim.
Staaar Wrecking akross teh uniberse,
On teh Starship Gushifuud under Captain Kyrk
Staaar Wrecking akross teh uniberse,
Only going forwards coz we did not rehearse.
Star Trekkin’, FTW! Wun uv mai favrit songs!
*whomps prysma [gentilly] wif remainz 0 neu pillol*
Aww… you got it first. Because it didn’t accept my post the first time.
*iz sadded*
*gibs yu a Q kitteh tu maek up foar it*
Sounds liek moar troubel then he’s worth. *doeswant*
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. (And the starboard stern. And the port bow… oh, heck. Jim, there’re Klingons everywhere!)
Scrape ‘em off, Jim!
lols! ftw, Kjohn
They’re multiplying, Jim. Feeding them on the Quatro-triticale, are we?
heh clingons! i wus waitin awn dat ref
Art class projek got wey outa hand
Nice pic.
looks like Remy
too cute to be sad!
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I noeze u b habbing deh toughest desishun 2 making. Mennee uv us haz ben dere. Lukking in ur hart and u will finding deh rite anser. Neether choise iz eezee, but ur Remy will noe dat wutever u due b rite fur him.
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dey leiks himz…….
iz too handsum 8)
animal magnetizm
Lolz!!!!!!
comb cat iz here to destroy ur homework!! beware!!
oh adn, iz here to steal teh cookies too…
ruh roh
ai is doing homeworks
plz not to be destroying
hey where’d my cookies go?
*crunchnomcrunchnom*
wot?
*you wanted doze?
hey!
r those cookie crumbs on u Chopp’d livah grrl?!
*sniff sniff*
oh wait… u wouldnt hab stolen teh *ebil tendrils ob doom curl around me to nawt maek meh talk*
tre..ach…ery!!…i…demand…mah….lawyer!
*hashim gasps his last breath*
Ummm, i guess you won’t be needing any cookies, anyway…
*waitin wif bated bref tew see how dis wun turns out*
*places trail of cookee crumbs near Hashim*
*iz dropped ded to teh ground*
*teh noez iz still functional*
*sniff sniff sniff*
*can only sniff fur naow….*
*falls dramatically to teh ground*
*breath breath breath*
i …see… the light!! and… and… a cookie?!
wow!! *nomnomnom teh cookie ob heavens*
is like teh angel fud cayke??
i-i…fink…so…
jamamakitty?…iz…taht…u?
yesh li’l hashim……. *almos roted hashish*
are yew goin tew be otay?
iz fine!
when i see a cookie, iz fine !
fank u jamamakitteh
i thot you mite be “playing possum”
i gibs you a mAcadamia Award Cookee for outstanding purrrformance in a Dwamatik Role.
*gets up suddenly*
COOKIE!!
thank u eberyone!!
*delievers boring thank u speech*
*falls asleep half way through the speech*
*tendirls snag teh mAcademia nut cookiee*
why u!!
aww well, i’ll cum bak later, haz to go sumwhere fur a while
stay tuned fur teh “Cookie saga” only on ICHC
brought to u by… oh wait… who waz it brought to us by again?
brb!
ok! iz bak and in action!!
ok… wherez eberyone?!
no cookie? no liva chopping grrl?! hello…
niteynite, hashim. has fun! *passes ginormaus bag o livah snaps cookees*
OMG!!
thank u so much Chopp’d Livah Grrrl!!1!
i haz such a happee! *nomnomnom*
G’nite!! sleep tight!
ohai, hashim. i stoled sum cookeez fr you. but i eeted dem.
Ohai… O.O
Chopp’d livah!?!
wat happened?!
i really wanted sum cookies… *sigh*
Here, you can has sum Liver Snaps. YUM!
O.O
EEEEEEEWWWWW!!!
i no lieks liver!! or do i?…
yesh i do!!
i lub it
*secret spilled secret spilled alert*
meiz two…. mai guiti secert…. whenz awl da fambli nawt home, I makz maiself sum nice fried chicken liberz….. I LUBS dem! hole rest ub fambli cna nawt stands da sniff ub dem…. sos gotta do it on da sli!
but den… I likz fried okra two……
low claz… I mus be…
momcat
Wii kin be low claz 2gevver, momcat. Fried orka Bz ossim adn ful of NOM!
I fink itz abowt time the kitteh gotted a taste ob hiz own medicines. Now he hasta spend time brushing hooman floof orffa hisseff afore he goes owt. HAH!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!! Hey Kitteh, sauce fer the goose is sauce fer the gander, an Turnabout is fair pleh, and As yew sew, so shall youz reep, and … and…I had annuder wun but I fergotted it.
My shaudenfreude, let me show you some.
kitty looks real happy
This one is particularly amusing.
I wuz brushin my teef and when I saw tihs pickshur I came TIHS CLOSE to blowin toofpaste and salivuh all ovur mai laptop…
Wat da heck iz on dat cat!
OK, aye rolled in dah sugar kubes, plz restrain horseh till further notice…
Kitteh bees Kyng ov teh Kling; oar a Fome Peenut Magnit (FPM);
Oar a poaster kitteh foar teh styrofome pakking iyndustree (PKSPI);
Oar a…… nebbermynde, Ai staup naow…….
Long rainj scannerz detec Klingons!
Set fazrs to Lol!
LMAO! i can try plz? kthnxbai
Static cling
I haz it
wtf is wrong with u people!
I can haz draier sheet?
Caerful, du nawt splort! Maek shur yu iz wearing yur protekshun! Yu iz having CHRG(wdoi) alreddy?