o.m.g. Fluffy wuzn’t lyin.
o.m.g. Fluffy wuzn’t lyin. yu KAN buy cheezburgers on teh intarwebZ!1!
plez nawt 2 buy da can cheezburger tho.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Jexxa
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Kitteh trollin fer pr0n…
felinisitashuns Maus!
but I has a stoopy… wut is pr0n?
*whispers* Iz nb stuff
l33t for “porn”. Peeps don’t use that too much here anymore.
l33t-speak, I mean. The other stuff is your own business
OK, wat iz l33t-speak den?!!!!
It’s an internet “language”: http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/L33t
geeky maus is geeky!
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
You betcha!
An he’z VERREEE prowd ov it !
ok….wots wiv da propeller?
ooo dat made my hed hurt.
I hasn’t had enuf cawfee for dat much thinking.
How bowt some cawfee.. or maybee sum spicee bluddy marys in honor of teh pr0n kitteh?
bloody maryz wid tobasco
ooh I lykee
Here’s some Bloody MaryOs, with shrimp garnish.
(The recipe is up on the CheezFrenz site, BTW, if you want it)
Can we have creem pie for dessert ??
Akshooally,dat sownded reely bad…..
Sorree !
One cream pie, coming up!
*SPLAT!*
Oh,not again……
***gets seltzer bottle***
SPPLLLASSSSSHHHH !!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
*Get out Zippo and lights it*
*Drops it in Eecks pocket*
***uses seltzer bottle to put out Zippo***
Come on,can’t you come up with something more original ???
Just seeing if you were on your toes…
BTW…did you see tessm’s ending to yesterday’s pie fight ??
It was perfect.
Yes I did! And it WAS purrfect!
*more blushing*
oh, gee, youse guysz!
moosik fr teh bloody maryos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edzPAwzjw-o&feature=related
wif gud-lukking sailors, too
O.O
WOW……….. WANT!!1!
MMMMMMMMMMMMM…SAYLURS…GOOD!!1!
Oar eben sum moomosahz
Gud kweshun, annipuss! Ai’ll sekkund dat. Compared 2 Maus we awl seem like njoobees today, aifinkso.
|{1773h$ еn $p33|{ £337, 41ƒ1n|{$0. Ð3¥ h42 |0|$p34|{!
translation: kittehs dun speek leet, dey haz teh lolspeak!!
Fank u, mom21kitteh! Ai unnerstands nao. Ai is lurn-ed!
aie fawt it mint PRAWNS :blush:
Wat u get up 2 in ur pryvit lief iz nuffin 2 do wiv us!
Too wite! I kepz all dese prawns to maizelf nom nom nom
actually I would fink kittehs WOULD be trollin for prawns on teh interwebs, dey is much tastier to kittehs than pr0n anytimes. now humans… well deys off to teh nawty barn. who in dere today neway? (too lazy to scroll down)
kitteh, duz ur parentz no u is doin dat??
Iz she lookin 4 kitty porn?
[runs away]
leeza-b, avurt yoor eeies. pr0n is nekkid peeps.
Eever avert yr eyes, or open dem wider…
Hee!
Connatulacations on ur nawt-sekkund! Drinks n dances tiem now?
heer yew am, kitteh.
warreneckstein.com/n-centerfold.html
mai Sparky kitteh iz awlreddy habing teh maus akshun figgerd awt. nao awl him needz is tu figger awt hao tu type adn ai’ll neber gets mai puter bak!
Ai gawt bak tu mai pewter wunce n found a nu doc fyle onna desktop wif a nayme lyk “kujrttrityr.doc” ur sumfing. Ai wuz hoem aloan wif just 2 kittehs…
Whair did taht fyle kum frum?
Wun uv teh 2 kittehs taht wuz tehre moar reesentlee cloazed Sekkund-Lyfe awn me whyle ai wuz talkin tu sumwun, bai hedbonking teh maus. N anudder kitteh sn paws teh DVDs when we watch tehm onna pewter.
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Kittehs haz teh pewter skills! Moar tehn sum hyoomins ai’ve met!
hay- I resembul taht remark!
dang DID!!
mebbe hiz ordrin cheezburger wit a sid of pr0n?
Ai wull oarder elebenty
adn elebenty fur twomarrow!
“I will gladly pay you Tuesday…”
Hao bery Wimpy ov yu, Maus.
Kitteh’z eyes be popeyeing out.
gud wun
Why, ur booklion!!!
*stares at url wiff a happy surprise*
ohai, Kafleen! Hao r yu these daze?
fer a cheezburger todai
Ohai Bluesfan! Jess hoo I wanted to see fr teh poiposes ov brayne-picking.
Imz finking ov mooving to Gnu Hampshire or Maine. Hz yu enny advises or commints frum yr stores ov wiseness?? (I haz livved in Mennysnowta and teh Yooperland ov Mishygan, so I nos about cold&snow.)
oooo I LUBS ur new abatar BiB!
Fankque, leeza-b. I;m lukking forwardd to seeing abatars fr yu.
Your DID is showing
Oops, sry. Gotted BiB and TBiW mixded up. There’s just too many gorgeous blonds around here…
Yiss, Ai had 2 chekk teh profiel 2 see hoo wuz hoo (oar shud dat be hoom?)
Here I am… did you need something?
Perhaps some debriefing assistance?
That would dovetail nicely with the ‘pr0n’
references… n’est pas?
Tall blonde, wii must confer on r nest espion-edge
Next time I see Goosey, I’m going to suggest another
progressive story thread. They make excellent
diversions.
Yesh, I needz okay-shun to yuse nuly invented martini-martooni-mashene
hello !! it’z blondes. the day is looking better already.
ohai, Phillipe. Mai, hao I luv a Fronsch name.
Iz in need ov a sinetist to make sum adjustments on the martoonie masheen.
Wuld yu care to sample a martoonie frum it nd tell me whut it needz?
why hello Phillippe!
How are you this fine day?
Been up to anything.. interesting?
Yeah,nuthin liek a blonde to perk u up !!
Alas, mostly teh interesting things hab been atwerk, in teh too-bizzy category. Ai did goes to Noo Hamster for sum hiking. Wuz fun. Otter tahn that, just teh uzual suave-sinetist-saving-teh-whirled stuff. ho hum.
And, BinB, ai wud be happy to run sum careful sine-tific tests awn teh productz of the martooni masheen. Yew have only to name teh tyme and playse.
Hao bout, um… Catrina, taht’s a nice naym?
*ducks n runs tu hyde*
*Hands Phillipe an azure bloo martini*
Shaken, not stirred, iz yur preference, I bleeves?
I’m sure that nuffin YU do iz ho-hum. Not sumwun az suave az yu.
whispers *it’s an ALIAS, prysma*
Phillippe, you hike?
We were making a list of ICHC hikers the other day!
One day… we dreem of having an ICHC hiking (and
maybee camping) trip!
Let us know if you’d be interested!
*Aside* I’m hiker too, Phillipe, wuz just hiking in Adirondacks last week, nawt to far frum teh Hamsterish country.
*accepts martini, azure blue, from blonde in bloo*
why fanks.
and yes, ai duz enjoy teh hiking. a ichc hiking trip wud be full of win.
*looks carefully at martini*
*discretely spills a few drops on a nearby house plant*
*waiting to see if leaves wither*
hmmm. nice plant yew has there.
*discretely trickles a few drops on stone floor*
*looks for small clouds of steam*
*notices how careful Phillipe is being.*
*thinks* ha-ha! The bloo wun iz perfekly safe. Now I have lulled him into a false sense of sekoority.
*says* Philippe, izzn’t teh bloo martoonie to yr taste? Wood yu purrfurr a dirty martooni instead?
*watches from the sidelines, debriefing fluid at the ready*
du tehy ship for fwee?
ownleh iffnu ordurs at leest elebenty adn pais da ferryman…
oh noes! dun pay teh ferryman! dun eben fix teh prise! doan pay teh ferryman til him adn yew arrivez at teh udder syde!
uz riet… adn ai had 2 fink ob xcacly dis song wen ai reded leeza’s kweshun… doan no y… but… wus so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvHhngeD2K8
OMCC, dat is teh awfulest video ai haz been seeing in teh lawng tyme! Ai lurves teh sawng, tho!
mai 80’s, let mee show tehm to yoo!
two, pleez!
McDonaldz . com
Oar bedder yit, 5guyz . com — Tehy maek teh greezie yummie noms.
OMG YES! tehy id teh bomb and ezpeshaly dere friez!!!
But make sur delivery iz fast!
Cold cheezebergers is teh pleh!
eggspress ohnly, plskthx!
Cheezburger McMuffin wib egg, pls.
Yesh,kitteh…teh intarweb iz your fren..pleez to be gibbing awl yer monies to teh intarweb….
but…but…ai doan havs munnies!
u can pay wif kyootness, aifinkso.
Iz otay u can yoos ur slabe’z charj card
gotted it. Nao ai wundur wut wii cud bui wif it?
Albums ov kitteh pics
Boxes of treets
Catnip
D…
Deelishus noms….
Ebil Maus repellent…
Floofy spray…
G….
Gushifud!!
Hawt saus
Inbisible spray
J….
Jugz uv milk
Kitteh pr0n
Lotsa fud
M..
Mashed fishees…..
Nommmable fishees….
Ordinary fishees…..
Petite fishees….
Q…
quilts for sleeping on
ruffled collars
slice of pizza
T . . .
Tuna
Uvver noms
Verry floofy blankees
W…
Warm milkies….
Xtra-large cheezburgers…
YNG’s
Zagnut bars (fer dessert)
Yay! off to chekowt!
Dat will be elebenty hunnert dollars,pleez…..
AAAAK! Run, guiez!
Ohai,lindycat !!
How is it in Buckeye-land todai ??
Wii hadz 1/2 inch of rayne obernite! Ai has such a happytayl!
How yoo, eeck?
Ai iz fabulous !!
It stormed heer qwite heavily last nite,too.
Grass is greener nao dan it wuz in August !!
Cheezpeepz Wantid
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Wii wanting 2 gitz AWL deh Cheezee Peepz on deh Googlee map! Adn wii wanting to hab Cheezee Peepz on awl deh kontiee nentz! If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing.
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GNU NUUZ I kin putting in a linkee!!!! Like tuu ur ICHC profile!! I haz putted in a cuppla linkz awlreddy!! If u wanting wun, just telling mii wut deh link address b. If u awlreddy on deh map doan fergit to telling mii ur ICHC name agin wen u ritingz tu mii. (Sry, I won’t recoginizing u wen u ritingz 2 mii agin I dzn’t habbing deh photografic memree. I sooo old, mine b moar piktografic.)
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I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee. I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
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Dis b a nawsum map — so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz b… It b nise fer da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
Ohhai yr cween-ness, I tried to send tha email to tha lynx abuvv but it would not go. I live in Portland, Oregon, USA an would B honored to join the awsum map of cheezfrens; fanku.
letz see, ai orders twelvity cheezburgerz, elebenty floofy mowsie tois, tenity skratchin poasts an nynity bottlez ob goggie repellyant. Naow, wat did ai dew wif mai hoomans credit card?
Yu furgotted teh catnips!
…an a pratirj inna pair treeeeeeeeeeeeee. *runz frum fliin bottle ob goggie repellyant*
mai slabe haz dis spray catnips… iz relly awsum… yu shud byz som of dat!
Remy Report:
I spoke to the doctor, it doesn’t look like Remy will be walking again
And I’ll be cleaning poop for the rest of his life… What’s the right decision to make? Do I suck it up and and buy him a crib for when I’m not home and a kitty wheelchair? Or do I send him to kitty heaven? What’s best for the cat? What kind of life will he live?
I’m looking for support here…
{{{{{Valesa}}}}}{{{{{Remy}}}}}
It’s a hard decision to make, and I feel for you and him. Is he suffering? Is he in pain?
One thing you might try is meditating, and when you are in a deep centered place, meantlly ask him what he wants. Just sit quietly and see what comes into your mind that might be interpreted as an answer. Wait til somthing seems clear, and not from you. If you aren’t sure, do it again, later, when you are calm.
Whatever you decide, we are here for you.
{{{{{Valesa}}}}}
Thank you! He was purrrrring and making buscuits last night when I saw him, he was comfortable. If he was in pain then the answer would have been simple.
Oh, that hurts, thinking of him purring. Sometimes kittehs do purr when they are frightened or in pain — a reflex to call Mama, I think. What does the vet say? And, another question, can you afford the surgery involved in giving him wheels for his back end, even if he is a candidate for it? You need to consider your resources, too.
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A friend of mine cared for her declining and aging dog until he naturally died, cleaning up all the bodily leakages, spoon-feeding him, etc. Was it an act of love or an act of cruelty, to prolong the life through the final misery? Who can judge? She has said she would not do it again, adn this is someone who loves animals more than anyone I have ever known.
O Valesa, I am so sorry… I don’t know that I can advise you, b/c I don’t know what I’d do either!
Probably though… I’d have to think seriously about sending the kitty to the bridge. I have a big sad thinking of the quality of life a kitty would have lying in a crib all day. Is there no way he can be mobile at all? I thought they had little, don’t know what u call them, but wheeled things that the kitty’s back in could rest on? I’ve seen that done for dogs…
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{{{{{Valesa}}}}}
Tough decisions. I am sorry I don’t know what happened to Remy, but maybe I can offer support with a few questions. Is Remy in pain now? Would Remy be in pain if you got him the crib and wheel chair? We all clean poop, but I suspect you are talking more than a litter box. Lots of kittehs and goggies do well with disabilities. I would be leaning on my v-e-t and Remy to make that decision. If the v-e-t felt Remy would not suffer with the limitations, it would be worth it. If Remy would be/is in pain and can’t be helped, I think your choice is ovbious. Do you mind telling me more?
I’m so sorry to hear that {{{{Remy}}}} {{{Valesa}}}}. How old is Remy, do you think he can adapt to such a restricted life? Is he in pain? I think that is what you must consider. It may be kinder to lovingly help him cross the bridge. It makes my eyes leak even to think of it but sometimes it is for the best. Sending *beams* to Remy & Valesa
Unfortunately I think you also have to consider the expense & wether you can afford the equipment & care Remy will need. My kitty Tucker was very sick at one time several years ago & I spent 2 months feeding her with a stomach tube, very expensive & time consuming. She made a full recovery so it was worth it but my circumstances have changed since then & I wouldn’t be able to do it now. My thoughts are with you as you make a very difficult decision (((Valesa))) (((Remy)))
Yeah. It sucks, having to bring money into the picture, but the sad reality is, all the good intentions in the world won’t help if you can’t pay the rent or buy groceries.
That has to be one of the toughest decisions there is, knowing that they’re trusting you to look after them. Been there, thought I’d never stop crying. {{{Valesa}}} I think the questions everyone’s bringing up are excellent ones that I really can’t add to. It all boils down to his quality of life. You know him better than anyone else: if you truly believe that he can adapt to life like that (and some cats do adapt to amazing things) AND if you believe that you can care for him under those conditions without it completely wrecking your health (I know, we’d all do so very much for our beloved babies, but it’s also stressful and exhausting), then look into options like the crib and the wheelchair. If you don’t believe that he’ll be happy, or if the vet thinks he’s going to be in pain, then the most loving thing you can do for him might be to release him from a body that’s badly damaged.
I wish no one ever had to face choices like this, but at least he has a mom who loves him and who wants to do what’s best for him, and whatever happens, he’ll know that. {{{{{{Valesa n Remy}}}}}}
Awwww Valesa, I am so sorry that you have this decision to make. I know it’s the hardest in the world. What ever you decide the cheezepeeps will be here to support you.
{{{Valesa & Remy}}}
Thank you, all of you, for your comments. Remy isn’t in pain and he was content yesterday, purring and making buscuits (kneeding). I don’t know how he’ll adjust to the crib while i’m at work, I have another kitty running around the house as well. Remy is 6 y.o. and he’s also an F.I.V. + kitty. The surgery was already $$$ and i’m broke till next year! But since I’m already this far in, monetarily, I’m willing to go further… I don’t know, I just don’t want to give up yet on him… *sob* :’(
Valesa honey, this is such a tough decision … the other cheezepeeps have all given you good advice … one thing I’d like to add … don’t hurry your decision. I’d like to echo Booklion’s suggestion of meditating, going someplace quiet (just the bedroom with the door shut) to be by yourself. Breath deeply, and try to quiet your mind, and ask what Remy wants, what Remy needs.
Remember we are here for you … whatever you decide, know that Remy loves you and knows you love him. my heart aches for you.
{{{Valesa & Remy}}}
Don’t make the decision today, if the vet is not pressuring you to decide. Wait until you have had time to meditate and contemplate, and, well, mentally ask Remy.
Sending love to you and to him, holding you both in my heart.
{{{{Valesa}}}} {{{{Remy}}}}
Yes, what sihaya and booklion said- and I would add.. lean on your vet as bluesfan said too, but please ask them to be straight up with you and not sugarcoat things.
Anyway tell them to please be blunt and honest with you about your kitty’s condition and what can be done, and what kind of life he can have.
I won’t go into my whole sad story, but I had a cat I should have let go… and did not, b/c the vet said, ‘I’ve seen cats come back from this’ when in actuality her odds were very bad and I think her last hours were miserable. I’ve always regretted that I didn’t tell the vet to give it to me straight, I could have been with her when she went over the brij… oh pooey now my eyes are leaking.
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{{{leeza}}}
sigh {{{leeza-b}}} … I went through the same thing with my webster-cat …. really wish the vet had been more up-front with me … and i still cry everytime I think about how my baby suffered at the very end. ;-(
I’m so sorry that you are in this tough position. I feel absolutely awful when I think about having to make the call whether or not to help my two rabbits and my dog die peacefully and none of them are even near the point where it’s an issue.
You’ve already received a lot of great advice. Ultimately, you’re the only one who can decide what’s best for Remy. Your vet is going to be your resource for Remy’s physical prognosis: how long he will likely live with his various health issues and what his chances are of passing peacefully whenever his time does come. Determining Remy’s quality of life falls to you. You know what your cat enjoys doing, what he does when he’s happy, what signs mean he’s not happy. At the moment, your impression seems to be that he is not in pain and is content. If that’s the case, you probably don’t need to worry about amking any final decisions just yet. The reasons to euthanize a pet are to end suffering or to prevent oncoming, inevitable future suffering. If Remy is not in pain and seems happy right now, you don’t need to worry. Take some time, see how he adjusts to the crib and any future changes you need to make, and keep an eye on him. If he remains happy and pain free and your vet says there is no danger of him worsening anytime soon, there is no reason he can’t continue on living with his new lifestyle.
Remember, if you eventually do find yourself in the situation where Remy is or shortly will be in pain or unable to enjoy his life with little or no chance of recovery, helping him die is not giving up on him; it’s making sure that his inevitable passing is as painless as possible. It is never easy to deal with this, but we’re all here for you, through the good times and the bad. I home you have many more of the former.
O Valesa; I have gone through this problem with two labradors adn one kitteh;
And the situation with each one was different, and the decision was always agonizing to make;
Our vet, who is a modern-day version of “All Creatures Great and Small”, told us one day, “He’s getting you ready right now: he will let you know when he’s ready to go”;…. and he did….
Also, you have to think of yourself as well, to consider your assets and your limitations (we all have them!)…. And whatever decision you make, don’t feel guilty, and be at peace with it, knowing that you did the very best you could….
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Valesa & Remy & other Kitteh }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Love, CKK
Sendin hugs ur way
i am so sorry for u Valesa
i think u should keep ur kitteh, nawt send him bak to teh kitteh heaben… he must be attached to u adn would feel the pain of separation
{{{{{{{Valesa adn Remy}}}}}}}}
I’m so sorry for you and your kitteh, it’s never easy to decide what to do in such a situation. but as you said you had another kitteh running around, I would really say it would be better for your Remy not to have to see that. Not only that he will see the other kitteh running around and not be able to play with him/her… it is also to question if your Remy would be safe at home with this other kitteh. He could not play like he used to and I am not sure if the other would understand that.
It is really great of you, that you not simply put the sweet Remy to sleep and tried even to the extend of your money to help as good as you can. And even greater that you ask for opinions of others and realy think about what you should do.
What ever you decide it will be a hard decision, that is for sure. Nobody can take this decision from you, not even your Vet, but I fink the Vet could help you with the decision best, because he knows what to expect for Remy’s future.
And whatever decision you will make, I can say for sure, that Remy has a realy nice and caring human in you. Well and as the others already said… this place and all the cheezpeepz will be here for you. *hugs for you and remy*
This picture is just so damn cute !! My kitties never sit like that.
speshullee if u tried to sneak in and get sum ub teh floofee tumm…
alas! pointeh ends!
dis LOL iz brought to u by…. err… who waz it brought to us by anyway? hehe… i kinda forgot….
wur u distrackted?
maybe…. oh luk! cheezburger!!
BELLEH FLOOF! Do want!
Test
Kitteh has byootimus belleh floof but ai haz nebber seen curly floof on a long-haired kitteh. Iz she part lam?
I kan baiz sum kegz fr mah bak end awlsew? O gud. Ikeeyakat haz wait haind legz in stawk.
Test
Test
Test
wowzer… u changed ur name Janet!
Oh noez! Sew mehnee testz an I haz nawt studeed!
Kitteh luks lyke a stoofed toi oar puppeht dere. Hay-wach wear u puttin dat hand hooman!
Free delibry? No wey!
i’m liking the ovation in the background
better than the LOL anywayz
Dis kitteh is herarious looking.
u can send blackmails 4 da goggie 2!
Nice Ovation in the background.
Got a pretty similar one at home.
omd dis sooo funyyyyyyy! lol
waz up guys?!