New facial scar
New facial scar in 3..2..1…
i awlreddee haz a scar frum da facestab.
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ai haz a irritashun!!
Teh kitteh lukks reelee p****d off
Palmed off? Potted off? Whuzzat mean?
aid sai pinkded off…
Ai wuz tryin 2 be laydeeliek. U noe berry well dat Ai meened pissed off
Oh BTW Maus Ai owe u sumfing..
*throws cream pi an runz awai berry fast*
*Catches the pie, and takes a bite*
Yum! My favorite! Thanks, Anni!
*watches az pie explowds intu a hoooge bawl ob pink non-washabul dye*
Naow Maus iz in teh pink
Pule teh otehr 1, Maus, it’s gawt bellz awn!
*SHOCK*
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oh noes! mai yung eyes…
Wut? Wut? Lemmee see, lemmee see!!! aiz not yung!
*snerk* anni, where DID yu lern taht wurd?
Nevvamine where, Anni, tell himz WIN u adn Ai lernded taht werd.
Nevvamine where U adm I lernded taht werd, Anni, jush tellim win wii lernded it. Bet himz wuz—-an MbreeO, or nawt eben taht.
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it means pissed off
Dood, dat looks like da worst idea in da world…
FAIL!
Gimmi taht bal!
YOU fetch!!
Kitteh iz nawt amyoozd
Ebbidendlee tinks hyoomin a jurk.
Him’z ded rite!
dis hyuman haz a stoopy
written all ober hims fase.
Zactlee wut Ai wuz thinking! GMTA!!!
Zactlee wat kitteh iz tinkin, tu!
what r GMTA meen, if yu plx?
Great Minds Think Alike
GMTA b deh furstest letterz uv:
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Gushifudz Makez Tuxiecatz Applawd
Green Marshunz Travel on Asteroidz
Goofy Menz Take Anvilz
Ginormus Moon Twinkilz Abuv
Grate Mindz Think Alike
Grapez Mildew Tunite Alone
Gibbing Moar Tuu Aliunz
Giraffez Mite Take Appulz
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Pick wun.
Gyant Mauses Tayste Awsum?
Galaxeez Migrate Twordz Abyssez
Goggies Myte Trai Anyfing
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Yu be bedder at tihs.
I haz had mennee yrs uv training…..i workinged fur Uncle Sam adn gotted 2 making up akronymz….wunst I maded HOT/DOPE
Hands On Training / Demonstrashun Of Proficiency Exam
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I lolled adn lolled wen mai boss let it stand!!!
totally. hem lukz juss liek mai exboifrnd.
No wunner iz EX
And soon he is going to have a stumpy…
LOL!!
Kitteh iz mastah, hooman iz slaev. Lookit teh arm ob teh cowch.
Luks alot liek mai furnichur akshualee.
Mai furnichur tu… akshully, mai hoem wurse.
Mai haus iz purrfest for a computer geek. Totalli random access.
Mai bed machress iz awfool! Ben gotta claw it awldatiem, no matter what ai sez.
Ah well…. happeh kittehs moar impoart-ant tehn teh nies furnichurs!
Ware my commind went? Ai sed ai deffnitelee agwee…clawed up furnishur n draepes, n fur ebbreeware, is sine uffa happee hoem!
Diz be tird taime ai trai tu agrwee wid prysmatikitteh. Fur ebbreeware, an torn draepes n clawed furnishur awl be sines ub a happeee hoem!
Kittehs using pointy enz to mek furnichure eben MOAR cumfy! And furnichure can has moar tekschur, too!
Twoo! Soffens it laike tearree cloff an geds ridda borring tekschur to sumpin moar incheressin an originul. Noo furnichur izza canvas waityin fur kitteh’s artistic n indoor-decrating atenshun.
Kitteh’s fayce iz maykin me CWAZY !!!!
Want to kiss,kiss,kiss…snorgle,snorgle,snorgle…
hoomin wants to live on teh wild side.. too much tekeela?
coz dat’s just teh kind of stoopy thing after u has too much tekeela…
The lolpics today, they can has a continooooity!
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A hustle here and a hustle there
New York city is the place where they said:
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I Said hey Joe, take a walk on the wild side…
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Lol Reed ref, FTW!
kitteh will cut teh nose off to spite teh hyumanz faze. itz a kitteh proberv.
Awl nomz awl teh tiem – tahtz anover kitteh proberv.
a bird in da mawf is wurff twi inna bush, daza a kitteh proberv too aiefinkso
any otter kitteh probervs?
A skratch in time savez nine
Be pre purred.
Childrenz (human ones) shud be seen and nawt hurd.
D…
Due untu overs. Taht’s it.
Ebery gud kitteh duz fien
Frenz ob a feaver git nomed
G…
Gushifood 2dae keeps da doctur away (frum da hoomin)
Home is were da Cheezburger is
Ignorince is bliss (at leest wen u habs a goggie outsied da house adn him wans in)
J…
Justiss delayed is justice de Nommed.
Knowledge is power. Know where the treetz are hid
Love yr naybor as yerself.
Many paws make lite werk
N…
Great katz from litteh kittehs grow
Honesty is teh bestest paw – lissy
It is better to gib cheezburgers tehn to receeb, (scratch that one)
J…
Justiz be blind when da Kitteh blamez it ona goggie
Kill and be nommed
Let sleeping gogies lie, then jump onna em with the pointee endz
Many pawz make lite werk but onli ob noms
N…
Nise kittesh finish furst
Old dawgs can’t lern any bedder teh young ones.
Put ur sharpest paw forwerd!
Quitters awlwayz win — teh eggstra naps.
Robbin Peter to pai mei
Scwatch mai back an aie wont scwatch you
There are nawt anywayz to skin a kitteh
Udder kittehs gushifoods is always nomier
whoa – GMTA indeed!
Robbing Peter (ov cheezburgers) 2 not pai Paul (eny cheezburgers)
Scratch mai bak and I won’t scratch you 2 shreds (unlesses I feelz like it)
The bestest things in life are cheezburgerz
U…
Tuu manee hyoomins spoihl de napz.
Undre ebery sunbaem is a nappin’ kitteh
Vunerabl iz teh goggie who libz wif a kitteh
Wen a kitteh meowz, u lissen
X markz teh spawt
Y u nawt feedz mii yet?
‘Zactly elebenty tiems a dai duz a kitteh needz teh lubs and snorgles!
U ken leed a kitteh tu wadder bud he wont geddin.
Tuu mennee kittehs…tuu mennee kittehs….nau such ting as tuu mennee kittehs!
Jus say Yesh!
K…
dat a stwange harball u be coffin up hoomun
Kitteh is gonna call teh microchip number and report a change of address. Mabye use address of tuna cannery or cheezburger store. Then he will wander off, and get finded and returned to his nooly updated registered address.
Shhh, du nawt be gibin ideeas tu mai kittehs!
Altho, ai nawt du stoopy fings lyke tihs hoomun…
Smart kitteh!!!
Or mebbe kittehs call teh microchip nummber and change de address of de GOGGIE! Den calls de aminul control peeples…
I find your stupidity annoying
do u noes wif wat ai rubded dis pinkeh ball last? here’s a hint… eet starts wib b adn ens wib da doublol t… adn der’s onleh one vowel in eet…
Kan yu SMELL wut ai yam sayin???!!!
hehe… nao ai hads da fink ob ad kitteh as “da rock” … can you seeelllololololol… waht da rock is kitten… or… such.
Eggzakly!!! well spotted siobhan!!!
Ai cant get ober the spreshun on tihs kittehs fayce!! Crax me up -
ai agree. iz verree amoosing…as lawng as ai am nawt wiffin kitteh arm’s reech
kitteh is exasspurrayted tu da poynt ov…tu the poyntee ends.
tru dat…… makes me giglol finkin of what he is bout to do to this nukklehed wif teh sole pach on hims fayce.
If you don’t cease and desist I will
not hesitate to use force against you
You have been warned
Duz tihs gui hav a deth wysh oar sumefing???
Hims cuud eezily kwalifiey wif a gest appeerence awn “Stoopid Pet Trickxx”!!
Or Stupid Human Tricks…
Gud egg zample of teh Darwin Printzipple, aifinkso…..
Yeh – wach owt fur dose 5 pointee enz!! CCC no has ban dades fur bluddee hyoomans!!
Doens noes how dats gots heer – shud b unner Annipuss’ first commin. Oh well.
Bobcat’s bin vistatin teh Darwin Award site??
no, but jess seez a lot of zamples ebrey dai!!!
Mebbe dis hyoomin wuz drinkin tekeela wif teh kitteh awn teh last piktur….
Afinkso tu…
Kitteh Scientist log:
Catuary elebenty, 2104
Today I conducted an experiment with a Hooman. I threw a pink ball across the floor. The Hooman chased the ball and carried it back to me via its mouth. I have seen similar results with googies. Are they related? I dont know…
I once had hope for these Hoomans… I am beginning to see them as simple-minded creatures.
*giglol*
@@@@@! bery gud, OFC
Fanks BiB, yer too kind!
But zo fahr tehy stil opurat kan openr cureklee.
Yes, these Hoomans do prove to be useful. They open gushifud containers and empty litterbox.
Necessity to exterminate, minimal.
Duz nose count as gushifood?
Anyfing Kitteh noms is gushifood aiefink
hi ebreebody!! i putted up today’s burfday greeting on teh takeela thred. make shur you chek it owt if its yor burfday, or if yoo just want to com to teh burfday party!!
Mebbie he rans owt ob rayzur blaydes an need a fresh shayve? Kitteh barber ob Seville?
Sweeny Todd teh kitteh?
GMTA
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His fur was pale and his eye was odd.
He shaved the faces of gentlemen
who never thereafter were heard of again.
He trod a path that few have trod
did Sweeney Todd
the demon kitteh of Fleet Street…
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Wayt….. whut ai dooz? Yoo kant proov nuffin less yu gotz deh 8 X 10 color glossy photo wif deh circuls an arows an a paragraf on deh bak uf each one splainin wat each one waz
Jus anover caes ob Amreiacn bline gustiz!
Alice’s Restaurant comment FTW!!!1!!
Will be moar lyk kitteh barber uv Fleet Street, aifinkso!
Kitteh Barber of Ffffftt! Street, moar liekly.
There will be blud!
or silence of the kittehs?
Taht’s when tehy scair me teh moast… when tehy iz bein silent!
Stoopy hooman trix. Iz stoopy. Ai nawt amoozd.
*YAWN*
Wanna see sumfin funnee?
Watch dis! Iz teh Meen Kitteh Sawng: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo&feature=related
ohai rhsb, how is Uz todai?
dat hoomin bettar goez playin wif a dog
tho, yoo do have to admit, tehr’s sumfing kinda… speshul abowt a guy hoo lubs himz kitteh SO MUCH taht himz willing to risk being maymed for teh sake ob the kitteh’s amyoozmint.
But kitteh naut AMYOOZED! FAIL!!!! (Buthe traied!)
how great is the look on that kitteh face?
“no Mr. Hooman, I expect you to die…”
I lubz it ….deh eerz slitelee bak…. deh iiz skrunched in deh ebil frown…. deh whiskerz at full alert mode…. dis b deh kitty vershun uv “u r drawing ur last bref.’
Rofl! James Bond ref is a WIN!
dank u miss kitteh!
dat hoomin bettar not allow photos uv himself on Intertubes till he KLEENZ UP!!
SCRUFFY. SLOPPY. CARELESS. LAZY. LOOKS STOOPID.
BEST NOOZ! PRAESZEZ to hims!!!!!! Hims NOT FAT!!!
Soon hooman will hasta grow beard in all de way to hide de five new parallol scars across his mush.
Fayshul peercin. Yr doin it painful.
hooman learns life lesson#129842387 in 3…2…1…
Zat guyz kinda hot.
jessicaj, wee r funny peepuls wif our difrunt tastes! I wuz in a witchy mood last nite & writed my opinyun about 4 comments abuv yrs. Q.v. if you wish.
That cat’s face is cracking me up.
hey kafleen, hau r u?
sleepy. It ar 1 am.
How u?
me too!!
itz liek, “dude, tic tac…”
You DO know dat de goggie juss pooped out dat peenk ball, right?
“Wanna know how I got these scars?”
lol! I was just coming to say the SAME THING.
LOL, look at the scratches on the couch in the background!
that guy didn’t read these obvious signs…
Akshulee, dis guy fellow dude is much genius!
Has figured method way to be makink glof innerrestink sport. Stop usink T/tea/tee to hold balz; get friend buddy aquaintness to hold in mouth. Much more funner that wai!
dood – watz wit da syedbrns
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PURE POETRY!
iznt dis teh bad toopaey guy??
chicks dig scars. lol. just tell her your cat did it. she’ll understand
Iz dat Mike Rutherford?