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basement cat wrestles with moral gray areas
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lukks leik they is makking out tu me!
Dat’z bcuz yur a yung gai nd az far az ai mrembur dat’s wut yung gaiz du.
*ahem, ahem* canz ai hijak teh commints foar a minnute? fankyoo. iz fur a gud cauz. wee had gud luk wiv Happicat, sew heer goes —
last nite ai founded this flyer onna board at the rec center.
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Bob Needs a New Home!
Bob is a kitty who lives in our neighborhood with a woman who passed away. He is a neutered male, about 9 years old. He has been living in the house for several weeks by himself getting a few visits daily. The owner did not have any plans for him and her family is in CA and cannot care for him so a couple of us are trying to see that the rest of his life will be happy and cared for. We feel it would be best to place him in a home rather than a crowded shelter, and we called several and they are full and can’t take him anyway.
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His current caretakers say he is sweet, playful and warms quickly to new people. He is a black and brown classic tabby with a short tail. He prefers to be indoors and uses a litterbox.
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Bob teh kitteh lives inna Portland, OR area. Hee luks lyke a very snorgly kitteh to mee. Ai wud tayke him, but ai alwayz haz a choyse between a thurd kitteh or mai DH, an foar now teh DH iz winning. Ai has uploaded a pikshur on mai profyle: http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-tessm/pics
If ennywun can give Bobz a hoam, ai will try to halps wiv transport or ennyfing else.
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Fankyoo. Wee now returnz yoo to teh reglular commintz.
Good luck fer de kitteh adopshun
if you canz get hims to Connect teh dot, aisle hazzim.
oh, dat wood be kool! ah… da power of cheese…peeps
ooooh, izza long way, but. hmmm. cweenmj, u gotz a spare bubblol?
How do we dooz taht? Hairy plane? I would hep sumhao… mebbeh wit teh hare fare?
Ai hopes him fynds a gud forever-home! Ai wish ai cud be helping, ai luvs tabbehs, but mai kittehs, tehy r teh spensif, n ai haz nawt teh job ryte nao… n ai be long long way off, tu.
Wut a nice boi. ai hoap yu fined him a gud plais sune.
Nawt shore dat u deserb congrats fur dat commint! U haz a solo nawt sekund tho.
yesh geting da first commint iz no smal featz
hmm, prolly nawt…
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* scampers off inna serch ob sense of hyoomor…
so, wut kined ub dans dans dans fur yu tudai GP? maibe a tango?
well, ai donut no teh tango… mebbe yu can teech me m’lady?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TyqjMp2HNI
Yu se mai shuz? bof siedz ar “left” but if ai did linkee rite maibe yu can se dans
Yay! it wurked! copy nd paste iz stil a lepe ub fathe.
When we wuz in Finland seberal yeers ago we were susprized to learn dat the rather dour Finns luvs to Tango! Who’da gessed?
i finked teh same fing, akshully
Congradumalashuns, GP: weez gunna dans, dans, dans; adn drinkee, drinkee, drinkee wif yuu: yuu deecidez wut dans adn drinkee, ov coarse!!!!
i fink a moar large tink wud be nice like dis chokolates cake…
*gives GP the cake*
* sniff sniff… mmm chokklit…
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OHHHMMM NOM NOM NOM
fankies CKK, ai is gald tu see yu has yur funny back! {{{CKK}}}
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m’lady is gonna teech us awl to Tango, aifinkso adn ai will join mai hoomin in habbing a glass of red whine…
Az long az teh drinkees nawt be tekeelas, we had enuff uv taht tuday, aifink!
bah one takela neva be ehnuf
wun takeela, too tekeela, free takeela … floor
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hi. this is unrelated. i’m new to lol cats and tried posting a pic of my cat probably 3 days ago and it’s still not up. does this normally take a while, or did i do something wrong?
if you tried posting it to your profile, i don’t know. try posting it again. if you tried submitting it for the front page of the site, they get thousands and thousands of submissions every day, which go through a selection process, then get voted on, then 5 – 6 per day get posted on the main page. so the odds are against you. but keep trying! good luck
but peeplz kan see tehm on yor profile too! to turn yor naem bloo for eezy akksess to yor profile, clikkie on cweenmj’s bloo naem anywere yoo see it, an follow teh ichc hlepers instrukshuns on herz blog!
Welkum to ICHC, mugsy! We is happeh to has yu here. The onlee rool is dat we has tu be nyse to eech udders. Oh, an no sayin “first” ifn yu git teh nawt-sekkund post on a pic.
Shall we drinks a toast tu our nu fren mugsy? *lifts a glass of tequila*
Whoops! furgot– tequila bad.
*Lifts a glass a rum and coke*
Cheers to our nooest cheezfren!
awlwaiz da baddul ub ebil nd les ebil
FTW! Dat has alweys been muh struggle, I never gets up to a battle between good an evil, just between evil and nawt so evil.
Lukks liek dey will bofe fall down boom
dats gonna bes violent me no watchin
*covers eyes*
oh noes i liked da grey kiteh too
*sitz awn siiedlynes wateing fer owtcoem
its da battle dat has no end.
wii fite it ebery day.
purrhaps its da veiw point…
purrhaps its an uncrossabul line
troof an lies cin blend togever
love an haet frequently co-exist
da stairwai tew da basemint is lined wiff gude intentions
da ting dat we cin be prowd ov is dat we chose tew fite
we chose tew luv
we chose tew dew gude
our saving grace mai b dat tew err is hooman
But… tew b feline is divine
WIN!!
R u shur dey ressling? It luks liek dansin 2 mi.
dansin or kissin?
i haz resstled with teh moral grey areas B4- i think i’ll take up waltzin with them- moar dignified!
Den yu ken teech GP tu wals tu aftur tango lesun.
grate idea, m’lady! a gentle waltz iz purrfect after an exotic tango- & ginny pigz r moast adorable.
oh Mi guiness piggeh, yu ar kwik awn teh draw yu ar, yep. ai mostli deuzzunt kare hoo iz nowt secund, but az ai waz jest in teh neyburhood, ai’d thot ai’d gives it a shot…….an whooshes ! zoom yu camed up wiff a gud wun reeeeeeely fast !!d
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ai am impresseded.!!!!, an bowz tu yer kwit wit an fingurz…….
aww fankies salleh… akshully, is elebenty o’clock heer inna TTI adn juss tu beat annipuss tu nawt sekund is uhmazing!
wii haz a tawl!
Is a prov…preverb…sayin “at nite, awl kittehs are gray.”
At mai howse, awl kittehs are black, an I trips ober dem just de same.
dats da same at ma howse da kiteh is alaways tripin meh
den he has a sad.
a reel sad or a fake sad? sumtimes fake, ifinkso. Little Minion wates behind mai feets in teh kichen. BOOM!
*nawt teh microwave*
lub ur abitar 2minions!
yesh alawaz wantzing to be da foist one into da kitchen period…
Me tu! *sai* Iz danjruss tu get up at nyte wif kittehs uv any colur around! Eben tho teh be 1 tabby-n-whyte, 1 tuxedo, n 1 floofy orinj (nawt poison). Yu’d think at least teh whyte bits wud show…
iz teh Fronsch saying inna fack – “la nuit, tous les chats sont gris”.
tessm – parle vous francais?
ah oui, un peu! je l’ai etudie’ a l’ecole pendant que cinq annees, mais il y avais longtemps…
iz hard to do in lolspeek tho!
*blink* French. Lolspeak. *fawls ober laffing* Nawt such a gud combo, akshully.
tres bien! je parle un petit peu aussi… nawt inna lolspeak tho!
Y4 it sownding sew poetik in leyz frownsh?? Adn in ingerlish it sowndingz bery pragmatik. *sigh*
oui, ces’t vrai ” les nuits touts les chats son gris” Mai Fronsch nabur haz paostur ub dat.
oooh, beacoup des peeps parlent le Fronsch!
(le lolFronsch, iz nawt sew hard ackshullament!)
mwah oh sea. Je swee fat teegay a pounsay le Lolspeak en Fronsch.
hurts de brayne. Cud be berry entertayning if dun well though! my malconjugation, let me show you it…..
Hm, hey, for once it wouldn’t matter if I can’t remember which tense to use. LOL
we cud alsew trai lolspanyowl too. Dat wud be funn!
Le Canada est bilingue, Anglais et Français, mais je suis hors de la pratique… quite sadly, in fact. School was a long time ago.
These 2 bof luk lyk bootimus, healfy kittehs… ai lyk seeing bootimus, healfy kittehs.
trufe! healfy kitteh fur iz mai fabrit shiny fing!
Ys, ai like dat, too. Wut glorius shiney fur dey bof haf. I do want!
Ah yesh: teh Awngoeing Moralitee Plaiy:
Kunfirmed badniss lokked iyn kuntinual kombat wif nebuluus gray, onna-fence moral reasonyng:
(Kittehs dehmonstraiting wut iyt’s liek IRL……)
Wye ar Ai nawt laffing???
I dunno if kittehs worree too muchly re. moral gray areahs.
Sorta like:
I wants it, i gets it.
Whats yers is myne.
If I donut wannit, I showz yew my pointee endz.
Not so grey akshually.
Troo, taht absolomutely be!
The kittehs was kung fu fiting
dey wus fasts az litenin!
Moril ambigyuitii. Ai lurvezit!
look closely… thats happy cat! i swearz
I heers teh Star Trek fight muzik
srsly! nao i heer it tew!
Da, da, da, da, DA da da da dum.
Dee da dee da da da DEE doot doot doo doo.
yeaah! Tahts teh sawng!!!
Dude it looks just like my two!
Utterly brilliant!
clash or teh titans… ur doin it kyoot!
Dis has tu be teh bestest capshun EVA!!
who is basement cat?
more like ‘basement cat french kisses moral grey areas.’