Tiger Shark…
Tiger Shark…
You’re doing it Wro–
I meam Great. You’re doing it Great!
Please don’t kill me.
will u nawt eat me if i gif u a belleh rub?
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Run Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!
… or meebe shud be “swim awaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!!”
nd den…jest keep swimmin, jest keep swimmin, swimmin, swimmin…
FTW Finding Nemo Ref aie lobs Dory
An a sumwaht belayted burday sawng fur ar noo frend frum teh TTI
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♥ Awn teh 27th ov Sep ♥ 
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER Maggsuverhoomun ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Awww fankq
Happy burfdai Maggsuverhoomun!!
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Not shure how many candles u shud be blowin owt…
aie be blowin em all awt my big windy let me shews u it
Happitayle birfcay Maggsuverhooman!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I maykes u a chawklit caek, hazznt dun that fer awyle!
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I iz owt uv praktiss heer…..
Juss wented bakk an red moar commints frum yessterdae wen I peekded in. fFank Q ebbereebuddy. U givs mii a warm fuzzy. I wants tew stai an play awlla thyme, but I nawt atta desk-job tyed tew a desk, sew I has to do omlee compyooter wen I duz ICHC. Lyfe leedin in ovver dyerekshuns, sew I haz tew maek maislef be heer at rite thyme. I try harderer nao!
GUD!!!!
{{{{{azuberflolute}}}}}} Becuz ai hav reeeleee reelee bin missing you!!!
dats great!
and I assooom ur alter ego will be showing up as well?
nom nom nom ifn you wants maow pwaktis aie helps wiv de taset test affur K?
Dun need a lolyur fur maow pwaktiz?
onli ifn u wants torts nawt caek
adn awlso a hawpee burfdai frum meh adn mai 2 kittehs… dem sais meeeoowww…
Misst birfday? Oh noes! Happeh birfday, Maggsuverhoomun!
Tiem tu dansdans n parteh n stuffs? Ohwayt, Parteh prolly ober.
Ohwayt, parteh nebber ober heer!
Heer, haz sum Basement-cat-Fud Chokklit Caek wif fudji eysings n fress raspberries onna top dat spells owt “Happeh Birfday!” (iz a big caek).
Thas rite. Partees heer go on fur dayes. U gotta luv it. Plz pass teh chokklit faek. I bringed sum frooty punch wif lemony shurbit. Happitail birfday, Maggsuverhoomun!!!
Oops…caek, nawt faek. Ai prefurr reel caek. Hides faec wif floofly paws.
Yiss, sowwy Ai missed ur birfdai – hoep it wuz a happi wun!
Happi burfday frum me!
*holds up a candlol*
Happpee Burfday Maggsuverhoomun !!!!!!
fankq to ebberibuddy u gaise r der bestest!!!!!!11!
Swim Awai fugu fish! Swim Awai!!!
they’re Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
da pawz, i mean. adn yr wishkers, Mr Tiger. Really. I has great respekt Rilly…
Baks away…
Cheeses Twice, itz a byutimuss but danjeruss feline! Get inna boat!
Cheeses Twice – mus be remembrin dis wun 4 future use!!
I fink we need a bigger boat.
brekfast of champions – sort of
I fink fishez r much better for u Mr. Tiger.
Yus, us just be habbin lawts ob kolestrol. Fishies hab lawts ob aome … omig … gudz oyls.
Himz is scaree kitteh
Luk at dose paws!! Dey r ginormouse!!
Pinkee pinkee toe padz!!!!
???? Sumhao – fur mee eneway – those pinkee pinkee toe padz. . .just arnt kwite so cyoot az awn teh liddle kittehs. But they shur ar grate!!!
ai wuz gonna say that
we cud awl caper an pranse, az rekwired when singing teh “pinkee toe pads” sawng, in honneur ov Maus, Sweetpea, Leosmom an Dahson.
*caper caper PRANCE PRANCE*
*twirl twirl CAPER CAPER*
*PRANCE TWIRL CAPER . . .JAZZ HANDS!!!
dans…dans…dans!!!1!!
ai lieks to dans!
an I luvs the capers, yum, picata. Sumtimes after schmearing the philly on our bagels we adds a forkfullah capersfor the piquancy they provide, also good noms
*BIG* peenkee toepadz
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“My, what big pinky toepads you have, Grandma”
an what beeg teethses
is Uz smiling at meh?
lookin at thoz pinkee padz makes mii tinks of teh luckee Tiga Keepa whose jobz et iz tew give hiz beeg whyte stripey kitteh the claw clippins !
“Teh better to tenderize…errrr….to play wif you,mai dear!”
rrrrooooaaaawwwwwwwrrrrrr!
himz finks yu is de cheezburger! Aifinkso!!
spelling fail
I don’t care……I think it’s funny anyway!! So there!
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oooo — it b hard to spelling like dat!
Do you mean “spelunking fail”? I don’t think this kitty was trying to spelunk.
just sayin’.
“Welcome to WitsEnd”
Ai fink teh spellin iz nawt an ishu heer.
Tehre ar noes spehllyng oar grammer rools heer: soe wut’s teh problim????
wii gunna need a bigger boat! and faster! much faster!!!
U has a tiger in ur tank!
FTW!
Good one!
*SNERK SNERK*
Hmmmmmm gets me der snorggle snorkle ana a wet dry soot ob armour air iz going to plai wiv dis liddle kitteh…
Aie r habbin trubble swimmin in dis armur ana tigger keepz trein to nom mai an tozzing mai frum pawz to pawz but it r awwl inz gud fun aihopezo
Dive in, teh watter iz warms…teh kitteh?…notsomush.
Hai Cheezee Peepz!! I noez sum uv u b sik uv dis nownzmint so i burryz it at deh bottum uv deh fred. But sum peepz haz not seeinged it.
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Deh cheezfrenz map maded by Moe got borkt. Adn, I can not b cween wifowt noeing wear mai subjekz b.
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So I haz mading a gnu Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Adn 2 keeping deh skurvee dogz frum hakking it, I will keeping it under mine own kuntrol. If u b wanting 2 b on deh new map, sending mii an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn deh town/city adn state oar kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz to putting dere. I duzn’t putting in enee moar (or less) info on deh map dan u b wanting. Mostly I putz peepz in deh middul uv deh town dey b telling mii. If just wants ur state oar kuntree identifyed, dat b ok 2.
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U duz not hav to b habbing a ICHC akkownt or b a yahoo cheezfrend, or habbing a weirdpress akkownt oar b a cheezfrend uv mine oar nussing else. Just sending mii deh emayo.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2 spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to using dis address onlee 4 putting ursef on deh map. I wud lub 2 b seeing peepz frum awl deh kontinetz on deh map — wii haz nowun in Africa yet, adn onlee wun in Souf Amerika and wun in Asia — wii needz moar!! Cheezpeepz must taking ober deh whirrld!!!
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
we iz not sick of this my cween! dis is teh awesome. I was lukking at it last nite, wif teh noo purty colors (I is burple) and thinking how neet it is to see that we has frenz all arownd teh whirled!
{{{{{{{mj teh cween}}}}}}}
I agree wit leeza-b !! I was lukking on fried egg day wren wii was talking abowt the AT (applenation trail) tew sea how mani peeps lived along teh root cinse teh AT pashes thru 14 states. The cheezfrens map is the vry wundermouse reshorse!! mush grandattudes & lubs tew yoo fur awlla teh werk it taeks tew gives us this gifts!! Yoor Magicstay {{{{{MJ}}}}}
Ai agreeez – cweenmj iz teh bestest ruler ene liddle countree laik ars cud hav. But we must nawt furgit Moe, hoo thot of it an maed teh furst wun.
datz troo!
{{{{{{Moe}}}}}}
Yesh, wi dew muchly apreshuate teh grate ideea an gud werk uf Moe and teh cween.
*Cattails curtsees*
I yam lubbing yer map Cweenmj! I hasta dissagree wiff Kermit, it ain’t so tuff being green. I also likes dat in my town (fifth largest in Ct. and more horses per capita then newares else inna USA, cept Lex Ky.) der is one major landmark dat everyone who has been knows, the flagpole. Is huge and has a hugh flag allha time. When givink direction to anywhare in town you must start by saying ‘OK, Go to the flagpole and turn…’ On de map you has carefully and thotfulley perched my ample bum rite on toppa the pole.
*Ebreebuddy runs off to teh map to chek where Judson is perched*
Oh mi! Datz gotta hert!
yah, i wish there was some way to put a linkee on da page purrmanentlee. is dere?
i guess i meant “on the site”. i duzn’t no wotcha call sum 0 dis stuff.
u kin maek ur own googlemap an saev dis 1 tew ur own googelly acownt.
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And I haz fownded owt i kin putting a linkee in deh note, tuu. Sew I wuz thinking dat I kud putting in a linkee tu peepz profilez!! wudn’t dat b fun?? If ennee uv u wanting dat, letting mii noez. Wii will being on deh rode today, so don’t eggzpeckting quik service, but i will gitting dem awl dun in deh order in
witch dey r reeseebed.
Ai think taht wud be reelee grate!!!
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An where ar yoo hedded today???
aww, ai’z stil alla lone in Noo Hamster
but mai marker iz mai faborite culler, yay!
Yur map is teh WIN, cween mj! We is spredding cheezy gudness awl ober teh whirled!
no… of course not!!
we iz nawt sick of u at all, mah cween!!
Candygram !!!
Iz a great wite tigar shark!
Jeebus krist, it’s a lyon! Get in teh kar! Noe, wate, nawt a lyon. [red fayce] Haz ennybunny seen goggie commershul wif lyons in treee? Lyons nawt clime treez! Silly hyoomuns at avertyzing ferm. Tehy got stoopies wen mayk this commershul.
yup, silly hoomins indeed, ifinkso. lyonz in treez iz stoopy. ebreebuddy knoz its goats taht clime teh treez.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/17/funny-pictures-spider-wuz-huge/
Juss wen u thort it wuz saef 2 go in teh watur…
fink again, water infested wid ginormous kittehs
Big kitteh luks mad
: swims faster in deh odder direkshun
yess swims faster n splash n flaps yer narms arround. kittehs liek 2 plai chaiss afore teh noms.
ok den I plaiz dead
swims gentil n slo liek a jelleefish ina tied.
ai hab a filling dat de camera guy iz glad ob deh glass betweens dem!! Ai’m shore himz prolly peed a lidle!!
iznt larry startin to run owt ob bruvvers by now?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/04/funny-pictures-we-findz-in-larryz-kamera/
(esplanayshun: starting wif teh above-linkeed lol, all teh danjerus pikshures are taked by larry’s bruvvers. gary, barry, harry, etc., all losted to teh dangerusness of tehms fotograpfic hobby. fink dis wun wuz taked by terry.)
Wowsers!!! Mai deepist regrehts tuu teh famblee foar tehir lossis!!!!!
dis caption is utter WIN.
please don’t kill me.
Yas, taht last line gotted mii too!
OMG, iz a tygurshark!!
Kwik, get in teh boat!!
Weez gonna need bigr boat.
Nawtz 2 eet mii pleez; I iz nawt taystee awr nootrishush!
Hai Paws4Thot! SOOO nice to see yoo heer.
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But luk up – iv yoo havt awlreddee – teh awld CheezPeeplMap got borked bai a troll. An yur spot iz nao Emptee!! So pleez do it again. So far, it’s just AllyBally up there in Scotchland – underrepresented yoo ar!
Oh hai, Janet!1! Nao ai noes wot u ment by “noo cheezmap”. No need 4 sending linkie 2 me, ai sends and emayo 2 hur madgesty teh cween! AWESUM! Ai has a happi.
Iz kewl to see where everybudde libs!
Ai wuz jush thinkin bowt U, p4thot (well, taht diddun come owt rite), adn wishin u wud come bak. Doan staiz awaiz NE moar, kplsthks.
being scarded, ur doin it right!
oh wait… RUN!!1!
Hmmmmm, Tigure Shaurk: laynde aminol oar akwatick creechure???
(Duz nawt matture: hims skaires yuu tuu def eivver awn laynde oar inna waddure)!!
Dat kitteh can goez enywhar himz wantz to. Lief gard needz more din a whistle 2 get himz owt uf teh pool…ifinkso.
Mebbee a ginormouus elebentey pownd can ov tuna!!!????
Hold dat tiger!
Dat tygr liveses in mai town! Hiss name iz “Odin”
oh wow !!!! du yu libz in Vallejo ???? ai useded tu lib der jest lass yeer !!! noaw ai iz in Emeryville……wun ov dese daze ai iz gonna saves up mi munneez an go an see himz at dat fun pafrk…yep datz wat ai’m gonna du alrite !
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hay ! mebbe we cood goes togedder ??!!
TIGEWH, tigewh, wet and white
In the waterz of teh night,
What immowtal hand or eye
Could fwame thy feerful swimmetry?
Win!!!
*clapitty clap* dat bedder dan Mr Blake aifinkso
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Since my comment won’t submit with link: This is Odin. The pictures are from an article about him in the Daily Mail. Searching for “Odin” and “Daily Mail” should give you the source.
Sumbunny sended mii a bid ee oh ub tihs kitteh swimmin las wiik. Is full of awesome.
4got 2 sayz, kitteh maiks tihs fayse 2 b keepin teh warterz owtta himz noes, nawt to b makin teh meen fayse.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-458282/The-BIG-cat-likes-getting-wet-wild.html
i’m surrounded by morons
we, the morons, welcum you wif open arms as one of us.
Yesh; Giuiltee bye Assochiashun!!!
teh fyoo.
teh prowd.
teh morons.
that’s us.
PdB, wii hoo r abowt 2…2…do sumfing, saloot u!
yep noes dout abowt it …..we ar teh prowd moronz !!!!
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an we cyute tu !
geez. this is the stuff of which nightmares are made!
Tiger Shark haz wishus to eetz da’lishus fishus on fien china dishus!
(falz ovr laffin!)
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
It’s ODIN! 8D
ho, shhhhhhhit! 0_0
-save-
((lol @ fawkes)) XD
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i fink iz a snake beehin’ da big kitteh!
your doing it wrong… it needs to be grrreat!
i think this was in the newspaper in my city a while ago…lolz
EPIC WIN
I meam
EPIC EPIC EPIC WIN
This tiger is so funny i could laough all day.
i know that tigahh! his names odin. live in the theme park few minutes awai frum mah haus. i met him in person hes such a sweetie.
RAWR!!!