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details r unimportant plz just get me out
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‘k, but I wanna here THIS story!
Congaratz LCB! Wii can has a 10 way conga line? Da da da da da, DA!
Way Hay! u aer top uv a ten peepl macrame! Conga rats! Sillybrayshunz?
Sillybrations? Does a bear wear red suspenders?
Ew jus hopes ewr firemans coem wif hiz turn-out gearz on!
Duz teh pope poop in teh wuuds?
is teh pope a notsee?
U iz der at nummer ten a swell! Das berry clebber!
So whut we has here is a LCB sangwich!
tecknically its a cheezpeep sammich, and u iz teh bred.
And I gots teh crust to prove it!
No, wait. That doesn’t sound right, somehow.
at yeast u cud trim those a bit…
*heddesk*
You chased me into this cabinet with a bat and I thought you WAS GUNNA KILLZ ME! Arez you gunna ki……….
Just get mom.
Alwais teh rite decishun.
hm… I can fink uf times I was reeeeeelly glad my mom didn’t know about somethin I gotted into…
Yas, but mom will lub yoo enneewai.
Like whut, frinstance? Could it be…
Accidentally falling into vat of rabid weasels.
Burning up teh dinner, teh kitchen and part of teh rumpus room.
Choking on a rabid weasel, but not in teh same insident as A).
D…
Dropping teh thrmometter in teh toylet
Evening up teh caek frosting (it wuz lopsided, reaally!)
Flipping that pankaek that stucked to teh ceeling
Dangit- i dint refreshing befoar posting
Everytime I do it, i look stoopy.
Forget i did it again, okay? thnx
Giving fishies a bath in teh dishwarsher
Hula hoop stuck in mouth
Imbibed too many Yoo-Hoos
J…
Jamming self inna medysine cabbinet
Kollapsin fru laffin at lols
Leaping offa tawl buildingz
Mistakin loltiger fur lolcat
N…
Nood sunbathing in Antarctica
Overindulgence in weasel repellent
Proposing mawwiage to teh footsball team
Q…
Quizzing rabid weasels while baving in the noodie in Antartica
Runningz awai frum rabid weazles
Slipping onna ice ina Antartica while nood
T…
Taking one-a-day vitamins twice a day
Unnerwares stuck in photocopier
Vaporized teh nayborhood in a freak kiln asplosion
Weasel fur in places u didn’t knoe u had places
Xtra rabid weazles bitting mai
Yoodelin too lawd
Zipping dawn der road too fawst onna rollerskate and hitting pack of rabid weasels
xray glasses, gotted to see naybor boy’s unnerwares
YNNGs sneeked in2 teh NB wif
Ziplining ober teh grand canyun!
Wow. U sure gots into lotsa trubble, leeza.
Does ur mom read ICHC? I hope not for ur sake. If she does, u r SO grounded retroactively.
N permanentlee.
No weasels 4 u! Come back, one year!
no I is safe!
my mom is skared of teh pooter.
shez um.. tecknilogikally challenjed.
but U mite wanna look in2 gettin
sum weasul inshuranse! altho u mite
has trubbul, sinse u has teh pre-existing
condishun.
I fink teh kerwrect collective noun for rabbi weasles is shul, nawt pack.
Rabbi Dweezles, like Frank Zappa’s son (I didnd no he wuz Yewish), or Weasles Ripped My Flesh, like Frank Zappa album? So what iz this fixashun you has wif Frankz Appa, LCB?
Rzzzzz!
I heard an innerview wiff Moon Unit where she sed dat Dweezil wus sik ob bein calt Dweezle thw Weezle so he decided to change hiz names to Rick. Den de kids at scool started callin himz Rick the Prick so he gaved up.
Mai ai plz c teh piktoor ov LCB wiv hula hoop stuck in mouf??? PLZ!!!!!
Wasn’t me! These was leeza’s explort… explosion… expatriate… things she dids to get into trubbles.
I was always a good kid.
As far as u knoes.
Hmmmm…Yeh ifn yu says soo…
I fink if u asks teh weasuls, they will has a differnt
storee….
Hula hoop stuck in mouth????? Trhee mus b a storee behin taht wun.
Hear that, leeza? They wants u to tell ur hoola hoop inda mouf story.
G’hed, g’hed. Tellit!
U wants I should start telling it 4 u? Ok…
It was a dark and stormy night. Leeza went to teh cubpoard to take her
Elebenty-A-Day vitamins, Now Wif Moar Kitteh. She opened teh door and was shocked to see a ginormous…
floating…
eerlees weesul, poise to attak!
weasel ina grass skirt
…so she grabbed her “earless weasel in a grass skirt” repellent and….
applied it liberally on hur conservative attire….or was it applied conservatively on her liberal attire? Then she turned and saw….
… a giant plastic round thingy being rolled around by teh repelled weasels. Leeza opened her mouf wide to screem like basement cat but no sound came out. Instead, there was a loud…
boom from behind hur!
An Acme Rokkit Launcher lawn chare had just
taken off wif her frend Guinees Piggeh stropped
in teh seet!
Stringly harpy sorta noise. An da weazel fairy appeerd and sayd. “Litte bunny Leeza, I dun wanna see ya…”
tartoon blankie frown ober her head and then
An LCB callded da fyrmans so dey could follow unner GP wif da peeple catchy thingy.. and along the way they tripped on a…
… shadow. It was GP, fline high above. Leeza looked up and opened her mouf wide to shout o hai to GP but before she could make a sound, something fell from teh sky. It was a shimmery…
sparklee, shinee, glittery…
Glittery hooola hoop. Compleat wif da racey stryping and shaker beads for percussive noyzmaking. It felled down onna ground and bounced…
bracelet. Leeza had swapped it wib GP for his…
… and landed right in teh middle of leeza’s gaping…
O no u don’t!
*snatchez bwacelett back from GP*
*hides i’s*
leeza! GP! We is in teh middle of a portant story here. Simmer down or I’ll has to put u both in teh cubpoard.
*then remembers she has teh BWACELETT*
*pushes bloo buttun, instantlee vanishes
from storee and is replaced by LCB*
*POOF! GP vanishes adn is replaced by cardboard cutout
Can we gets back to teh story, plz? Now where was we? Oh, yeah:
… and landed right in teh middle of LCB’s gaping…
…gorge ov eternal perilol.
she had wun installed in her bak yard 3
weeks ago. It was cheeper than teh
moat opshun… and keeps owt those
busyboddy naybors hoo keep asking abowt
all teh watches…
… and so assured of privacies, LCB and teh firemans went back inda house and they lubbed happliy ever after.
Teh End
STN
2 b continued?
ummm… wuz sposed 2 b “libbed” happilee ai am shure… stoopy typos…
*Hangs DO NOT DISTRUB sine on doornob*
Destroying valuabul papers in a nunforchunate shredder Catastrofee
Elimnatink important files
Flunking a class rekwired foar graduwashunz
Going to another vat of weasels, not having learnt anyfing frm A&C
Horkin up a jiunt furbawl
Inbestigaytin insyde momma’s nu Dolce & Gabbana purse
Jugglin teh eggs momma wuz gunna maik fur brekfiss
K…
Az diz iz mai pic, an mai kitteh, mom iz da one taken da pic!
ebben basemint kitteh needz help sumtimez…
basemint kitteh haz bin foiled by teh organizationing!
yesh basmint kitteh iz caughts in hiz own trap
Nebber myned haow Ai got stukk
ai don’t mynd how heez got stuk, ai will pull him out an snorgle him!
Halp!
Cats ‘n’ Racks: your doing it wrong!
FTW Maus!
Yung ‘n Rackless – alos doing it rong!
@@@@@@
Gud wun Maus!
I fink u better fink it owt agin!
Loliver! ref FTW
hay, u cud werk that into ur website!
kthxbuy, this byootiful mornin’
kthxbuy, this wonderful dai!
kthxbuy, we’ll ship wif a kwikness
and put it in teh mail todai!
Iiiiiii’m reeeee- viewing
the situation
HLP!!! saive me!!!!
or else u die!
One-a-Day Vitamans, Now Wif ONe hunnert percent of ur daily recommended amount of kitteh.
dat wud be Vitamin K, rite?
Alsu bitaminz S for snorglin’!!!11!!
Oo- ‘bitaman’- duzn’t sowd sew grate, ackshully
hee hee – sumtiemz lolspeak b liek taht, aifinkso.
sounded good when Lucy sed it tho, “Vega vit a bitaman”
Wan-a-Dai is FUR kittoonz. It mayks kittoonz happii, helthii, and wyze. Lyke tihs kittoon. Wel, happii an helthii, ennywai.
Ohai LCB how iz U dis afturnoon?
O hai. I has kind of a bizzy, but I wanted to stop by for a lil bit.
Say, did moe reach u about a possimable Cheezmeet sometime this weekend or next week?
noez she didn’t
is dere a cheezmeet
I iz in deh Yahoo groupz
tho I dosent post dere oftenz
I suggisted the zoo as a meeting plaiz, an she seemed inturested
but I hasn’t hurd from herz aftur, dis was on Fridai I fink
I thinked about teh zoo, 2!
She was traveling over teh weekend. Takes elebenty hours to get here from t here.
yay goin to deh zoo to see the big kittehz and meeting deh cheez peepz
shud be fun!
I iz in Ur keechen cabinetz
steeling Ur drugz
ur goggie, he gave me a hedake.
Xsedrin hedake nummmmer elebenty five!!!11!!
Iz tyem 4 intervenshun?
what intervenshunz I canz stop if I wants 2
I think teh kitteh might need to get glasses. He hads to get way up close to read teh label.
Kitteh can go to this optomcatatrist:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/27/funny-pictures-read-forth-line-pleze/#comments
doan ax, doan tell….
No need to axe; we got it all on teh webcam. ‘Merica’s Funniest Kittehs, here we comes!
:-O
Ai gets bai wif a liddlol halp frum mai frenz…
ohai rhsb! Hao R yoo todai?
Ohai, 4.5! Ai’m okay, ai gess. At werk, sew wat can b sed?
Hao r u?
Ditto!
Yesh, it nawt fun 2 hasta werk.
Ai alwayz say “Whai ai nawt been borned rich insted ov beyootiful?”
Oar bof!
Ohai rhsb! I has missded teh last cuppla days, so I donut noe if yu posteded an update on yer helth. Did ebberyting go OK at teh dokter? Is yu OK? I has ben wurrieded abowt yu.
Ohai, Miss Dawn!
Yesh, eberyfing went fien atta dokter. No cuttin.
Nermallee ai wudda been happitayle, but cryed insted. It hitted mi dat ai cud nawt call hubbeh an shaer teh noos wif him. Mai poor mahm nawt kno wat 2 do.
Fanks 4 axkin, btw.
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} I ar glad yu ar nawt missin enny parts. An I sekkund Karen’s staytmunt (C below).
{{{{rhsb}}}}} – wii shar yur happee az wel az yur weepy.
Mai cod libber oil tabletz waze jest disapeerin so aie set a twap…….
**snerk** Gud wun!
Ackshully, Ai takes teh fishiioil cap suulz aowt ebbery daiz 2 B gibbin 2 mai 2 fostur goggehz, adn sumtaims Ai 4gits 2 gib tehm. Adn nex mornin, teh cap suulz can haz teh liddul holes chuud N teh ends adn teh fishiioil is sukkt aowt. Wii libs N teh wuudses, sew Ai wud lurb 2 noes wut beez steelin teh fishiioil.
sumthing is a mess… cant put mah paw on it…. duh!! cauz im stuck!!
Kin u imadjin openin ur cabnet an findin Basemint Cat innit?
um, ackshully, I has done this.
Reelee? Ai wud skreem lyk a littlol gurl!
If u opened ur cabnet and finded a little gurl innit, would u screem like basement cat?
ai wud!
Dat wud be moar scairee heer den basement cat inna cabnit!
iffn ai open a cabnit adn der was a lolcatburglar insyde… ai wood:
a) screem liek a littel gurl?
b) screem liek basement cat?
c) ask fur automograf?
d) alluvdtehabuv – wud screem liek littel gurl, den screem liek BC, den ask fur automograf.
Den check tu see if anyfing left in cabnit.
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING! We has a winnur!
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* rummage rummage rummage inna majikal floofy prezunt sack…
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Congaratsholaces, Prysm! Yu has wun: 1 Ticket fur a ride inna ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair! Plz to be putting awn yur FCHRG(wdoi), hunnert dollar towel adn strappety strappety in…
iffen yu WANT, yu can trayde it in fur whats inna teh box wib a qweshchun mark onnit…
*finks fur a minnit*
*nodnodnod* Ai trayde it fur teh box.
Teh ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair be scayrees!
* rummage rummage rummage inna “GP’s Uhmazing Box of Mysery”…
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waht’s dis? “Debriefing Fluid”
Uh oh.
Wair’s mai chain mayl breefs wif teh combie-nashun loks?
Ohwayt, inna carrij unner teh driberseet, aifinkso! *runrun*
Be careful with that stuff! Not to be handled unless you have been board-certified…
wuz taht board-certified, or broad-certified? ai forget…
you rang?
ooh, tbiw. how are yoo? is tehre sum reeasun you appeared just at this point in a debreefing discussion? jest wundering …
I thought you asked for a broad?
And I AM skilled in debriefings.
when tehy sed sumfing about abroad, ai thought they meant going tu a foreign country …
heerz burfday fairy wif a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz a burfday today!! i missed yesterday
wich wuz jd’s burfday too an i missed it! so we haz extry speshul cellybrayshun today!! we haz dezurt buffay ob everee kind ob caek an i skreem you wants, wif all teh toppings!! an frooty punch an pointy shiny party hats, an goodie bags wif wissling yoyos, bownsy balls taht light up wen tehy bownse, shiny pensils, eraysurs shaped like zoo aminols, an puffy kitteh stickers wif googly eyes!! an i do a song an danz:
♪♫♪ happee happee burfday♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪ to ebrewun hoo haded tehms burfdays yestrday♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪ an speshuly jd!!♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪ an ebreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today ♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪HAPPEE BURFDAY TO YOOOOOO!!!!!! ♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tappity tappity tap*
*phew*
Hay kitteh, u see enny Tylolinlol in dere? Ai gots a hedake.
Next awn Fox: “When Organizational Accessories Attack!”
“the kitteh was on safari- exploring teh previouslee unexplored back reguns of teh cabinets..
*giglol* Aha! Ai just new it wuz danjruss tu trai tu organyse!
Sumtymez, iz danjruss NAWT 2 organyze! Ebber opened teh cabnet door an has stuff fall on ur hed? Ai has. Nawt sew grate, ackshullee.
Ai haz upened teh cabnet n had kitteh dat wuz in teh cabnet jump awn shoulder n den off shoulder n awlmost nock me ober… but nawt had stuff akshully fawl on hed. Still dunno what teh kitteh wuz duin in tehre…
Der cat felled awt on ur head?
No, but at mai momma’s house stuffs fawl outta teh freezer on mine hed alla time. But dat’s OK, cuz mai momma got lotsa gud fud in her freezer.
kitteh gunna hafta rack himz braynes 2 git outa dis wun
*weeek week wee… whatebber…
PLEH! I has a grumpee todai
oh noes! wud u like another ride on teh rokkit launcher?
or maybee in one of cween’s bubblols?
* eyes ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair…
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mebbeh… iffn ai can has chokklit army diller nawt sekund?
Ai awl outta chokklit army dillers, but gawt chokklit ephalunts. Dat okay?
* sniff sniff chokklit efalumps… OHM NOM NOM NOM
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mmm fankies Prysm…
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* puts awn FCHRG(wdoi) at jawntee angel adn eyes lawn chair some moar…
oh shure! to get ur curage up, so to speek?
*hands GP a handfull of chokly armydillers*
mmm fankies, leeza! * surveys pile of chokklit animules adn smiles…
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* strappee strappee inna ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair, checks FCHRG(wdoi), wrappity wrappity hunnert dollar towel arownd sholders, pulls lever and…
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.
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* KABOOOM…..WHIZZ GP flies into teh air
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ohai, this is Pd’B from d’Beaker Labs. Ai just got a report frum Igor, who wuz up awn teh roof adjusting teh big telley-scope. He sez he just saw sumfing interesting:
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http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_605.html
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wuz wundering if anybuddy new what it is?
Go GP go!!!!!!!11!
oh yes, and has annybudy seen GP lately?
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http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_514.html
O noess!!! him tayl iz awn fyre!!!
Uh ohs. Hope he duzznt run in to Marvin….
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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* glydes tu perfick landing… For Sale: 1 slightly singed hunnert dollar towel
YAY!!! ai fink wee shud hoald a tickee taipe pawade doawn JCH4K Boolevahd tu onor teh furst guiness piggeh in spaice!!!
(brethless) didya see me? DIDYA? DIDYA? DIDYA? DIDYA?
Looks photoshopped to me. This picture of Mais Oui, on the other hand is real.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-mary0spockn/pics.aspx?username=mary0spockn
click on the spacey foto. The Peruvian kitty, though very cute and has a long tale to tell, is not relevant to your interests in this case.
Cud awnlee see you fur teh nawt-sekkund part, den yu wuz tu ohai!
WOW u is an AWSUM astro Guinness Piggeh. I has an awed
*runruns tu harness up pretty black horsies tu carrije wif nawt a ruuf*
*cliems up in driber seet*
*dribes carrije ober tu GP n teh otters*
Horsies be nyser den moters.
Taht beez wun of teh grate troofs of teh uniberss! Horsies be nyser den NEfing!
is carrij stocked wif Surlies Curry?
* lukks inna uhmazeamint at teh pretty black horsies adn steps into carrij
*maeks clucky noiz tu horsies n dribes dem tu JCH4K
Boolevahd fur teh tickeetaype prayde fur teh nawt sekkund
Guiness Piggeh in spayce*
*awl teh crowds be cheers n w00ts n fings*
yay!!
*psst* GP, ai tried to post some of teh picshurs you sent back from yer expydishun, but werd pretzel eeted them. Ai’ll try again wif one of them. Hey everybuddy, here’s GP standing in front of teh Helix Nebyoola 9he’s kind of hard to see because of bein elebenty bazillion times smaller tahn teh nebyoola, but you noes how it is wif vacashunn picshurs)
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http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_486.html
*goes to teh malebox to luk for postcard from GP*
I got mines! It sez: “Havening a wunnerful time. Wish u was here (insted of me.) Here is a picshur of teh nebula I stayed in. My dust cloud marked wif a X”
Rips up awl houzhold billz to be makin der ticking taype fur GP’s pawade
*wavewaves to GP n wunners if he cn sea way daon heer*
Prolly nawt.
Wud choklit halp?
Wif marshmallows, GP?
mmm marshademallows yu sai??? yesh plzthx KC
GP, heer ya goes! *hans GP niec cuppa hawt choklit wif eeny teeny tiny marshademallows maed speshully fer GP* Will dis halp maeks u feel bettur? *tucks GP wif soffee floofy bankee an fluffs big soffee floofy pillo and puts behind GP’s hed** *pats GP on da hed* Mebbe dis halp?
* snugglee snugglee inna blankie, sippee sippee hawt chokklit wib gooey marshdamallows
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MMMmmmMMM, juss hao ai likes it! {{{KCTailkinker}}} ai feeling mush betterer nao!
Ai’z happee nao dat GP mush betterer nao!
Deyz dun put meh onna da rack! Ai’ve ben shelved! HALP!HALP!HALP!
This cabinet is a growing cabinet for weedz. Extractor duct, and the thing where the cat is stuck is a screen for growing SOg style. Details are unimportant, cat had a lil bong en’zatzit.
An yu wud knoe dis hoaw eggzacklee??????
Kitteh, yr drug problim
it is seerius
get me out…. Hummm…. very first Question…. From what??
Get you out from what ???
drug habit or simply from the rack ??
i haz a new hier! ennybuddy wan b my fren? i haz a lonly *makes sad pouty face*
Hmmmm; kitteh haz bin rakked, shelveded, skwooshed, jammeded iyntuu mehdicyne kabinit, adn hadded teh doar cloased awn her: inna wurd: abandened!!!
Wut nexxt?? Weez waiytes wif bayted bref tuu findez aowt!!!
kitteh gotz himself into cabnet, adn da rak – hez smrt an big an can openz dors himself. Itz my kitteh! so esited fer pic! so iz take da pic, an DEN savz him.
sowwy if LOLspeak iz bad, mai furst post!
ohai audra27! ooooh, ai lurves yur big blak kitteh! ai has wun too! who alsew opens dorrs himselfs!
welkum to cheezland, an no such thing as bad lolspeek…
ohai, adn tankz for da welcum, dah big blak kitteh has 3 brothrs, so mebbe dey wil make lolcatz page, to, dun wont dem to b jelos!
kthxbai, i go bak to lerkin!
So glad tessm maded yu a welcum an did not eated it! I hurreed home from stoopy werk (can’t post frum dere) to say welcum and congratumalations on a super funny lol!
My Edgar (teh Big Minion) looks like ur boi, an I wish I hadda piktur of teh time he tried to walk thru teh wine rack! Awl I cud see was his butt an one leg kicking reel hard to push hims thru!
Dat sounz quiet funny inded! Nevr have pics at teh write momnt!
I waz jus tryin to get u a vytabin
Honist
ai wuz nawt trine 2 tamper wif ur medicyne, honezt! dat lil hoal in de cappysule? ummm…..dats frum……mai claw! yea, dats it, frum mai claw.
Yay! Dis iz mah kitteh! He be truble makr. He getz in cabnet by hisself adn gez stck! Haz to get pic, bfroe savez him.
Firstest time ai saw dis I fot, dat lookz lyk wut de cheezpeeps say wehn werd pretzl noms der commints: ‘Catz in Racks and …”
Hes Prolly hads a hed ake! Hes defenetly gotten won now!
Junkeh kitteh goes to great lengths to get next fix
basement cat iz stuk!
O.O
am i believing mah eyes?
*faynts*
taht’s almost… skary
“lollllllllllllololol post fail”
*closes eyes*
say it aint so!! or is it??… *dramatic music*
Him wux lost fur werds…
He must have eaten that “special” candy that I sent him…
Ai fink hims lolololol’s bees goeiyng kumpleetely arownd teh blok, –twice!!!
Candygram!
i dun fink tahts ebil u knows… wat a day! O.O
ebil maus becoming nawt so ebil adn a loling person akshullee LOLed! *faint frum teh amazemnt*
Mongo like candy!
…and he’s straight…..
Not to mention only pawn in game of life.
O darn. I mentioned it!
iz beecauz basemint cat is cawt inna shelf an can’t supermavize hiz minyuns az hee uzually duz…