2 servings of fruit . . .
2 servings of fruit . . . 1 serving of cute.
soundz liek a nutrishus brekfast.
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Wii has us a ty GCHLoki! Shall wii go tew teh Ty Booteek? Ai still needz tew git a gnu kitteh-mobile tew replayce awl teh wuns teh kittehs hav recked.
uh-oez…duz u has sum bad kittahs? makes me sing….bad kittahz, bad kittahs…wot ya gunna do? wot ya gunna do wen dey cum 4 u?
Do nawt, repeet, do NAWT eet cute. Der hab been problums diskobered, inbolbing sharp poyntee thyngs that may get stuck adn cawse internal injuries. LOLCats shud be applied externally ownli. Dis haz biin a serbis annownsement ob teh Sharp Poyntee Thyngs Service Aguncy.
Deer Frenz
Teh flowers arribed this afternoon!!! An tehy ar byootiful. Moar tahn byootiful. Stunning!
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An ai can hardlee xpress hao deeplee ai am tuched bai yur kindness an generosity to mee. Az moast of yoo know, this haz bin a reelee awful summer fur mee. But to hav frenz laik yoo meens so much. An haz bin a gnormous comfurt.
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Awl ai can say iz thank yoo awl frum teh bottom ov mai hart.
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{{{{{{{Awl teh gud frenz}}}}}}} They arribed when teh “ai luv yoo” pikchoor wuz up! An ai thot – hao verree fitting. Becuz ai cud just echo it – Ai luv u, cheezburger peepl.
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Mai wunnerful neece Jennifer wuz heer awl afternoon trying to teech mee to uze mai noo scanner an hao to uplode ptichers. AND ai hav a noo digital camera. (wich ai DONT know hao to use yet – but – LOL!! hao hard can it bee??? But ai will taek sum pitchers ov the fleurs an put tehm heer sumwhere yoo can see them.
She’s going bak to Sweden tomorrow – so ai’m awn mai own!! Wish me luk!!
lol wut?!
ohnoes! our {Janet} has the DID caughted frum Ebil Maus, Et Al ?
Jus’ noe dat I am finking ob yu adn yur mubber, and offur awl da hugs in da wurld.
O hai, whoever u are at teh moment.
I’m glad teh fleurs arrived and that they stink purty! Plz to be sending picshurs ASAP. Or wifout teh sap.
U should also know that we have made a donation of $570.41 to teh Mishegun Chapter of teh M.S. Society in ur mommeh’s memory and in ur honor, wif much lubs from ur Cheezfrenz.
We received moneys from 79 peeps and u have seen teh messages left by some of them and by other peeps who wasn’t able to donate but knowed that their words of lub would be priceless to u.
stink purty- just wot we wanted fur ower Janet!!
Whut else?
fleur de pew!
tee, hee , hee!
a lubbs and huggs 4 Janet and hurr fren Glorf1ndel !!!
O hai kitkay!! Ai am awlwaiz so happee to see yoo!
so, wot are wee? chopp’d livah?
{{{{{{{chopp’ed livah}}}}} Ai ar awlso awlwaiz happee to see yoo!!
yew haz teh abatar!!! tis yew???
Well – *ahem*
It WUZ me wehn ai wuz 28.
Taht wuz mumbleteemumble yeerz ago. . .
oh oh oh !!!
*dubble cheks meter of mumbletee mumble and transliteratez dat into NOmberz*
i jest guessed {Janet’s} age! is elebenty one plus 28!!
w00t w00t! is dat our lublee {janet} in teh abatar???? w00t!
h’ray fur teh abatar!!!
lurve frum teh chopp’d livah grils!!
ps – i fink dat sumbodee shud put a tiara onnit!! speshullee win yr DameJanet!!
Da Chopp’d Livah Gurlz- we can haz motto: We are nawt tastee oar noootrishus?
if seh putted teh pikshur on her profyle in her pictures……… “sumwun” cud prolly dew dat….. namely her who wares paches who shall nawt be named
dats wot i wuz finking…prepare a bribe or a plan foar blakmail…
w00t fur teh chopp’d livah grils! Can ai be wun too? PlzthxaiRnawttasteeoarnoootrishuseevver
Chopp’d livah grills gud wif onions an mushrooms…
warning…. jamamakitty in wun ob her “moods”
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2144045
LOL!!! Let mee see iv this werks!
oooh sry 4.5……. ai gotted bizzy!! ob corse yew can be choppd livah gurl tew!!
I can has joins? I usedta say that allda time to a coworker and she would answer, “no, LCB, u is not teh chopped livers. U is pâté“
I fink we is ALL paté here!
Shud we has a paté partee?
How bowt tomorrows?
I’m orf to bed.. ‘nite all!
OH- LCB! I ment to ask, isn’t
tomorrow when u take Esme
bak in to teh v-e-t?
Gud lucks and hope u gets some
gud noos/encouragemints!
yes, it is tomorrow. I will has a vry busy day: up early to get her out there and then to works in time to teach at 9, then spend teh rest of teh day working on a project that must go live on 10/1. There is many factors and many poeple involved (read: many levels of (in)competency) so who knows whut teh day will bring.
If u don’t hear from me, send liquor.
I can transport it in wif my
bwacelett. And maybe a fyreman 2?
MaryO… if ur still owt there..I
wanted to fanQ agin for dis bwacelett!
Itz come in VERRY handy!!
i aer bak. use da braselet in gud helf- is purrfekt fur you!
JANET! Ur PICTURE!!!!
*donkee stares wiff a happy*
*sigh*
Dats wutt I git furr not beein on heer so long. pleh.
Next time sumboddee drag meh heer, k?
Oh, Janet, I r so glad u liked ur flowers and dat wee will gets to
see teh picshur.
U has been on mah mind so much.
Too many bad fings been happening. I has had sickees, and
wurrees, adn my verrh close frend’s daddy died, and dat wur
verh disguraging sichuashun and I shud hab stayed on heer
wiff all mah frens. Now I feels like a jurk furr stayin awai.
{{{{{{{cheezipeeps}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{alltehnewcheezipeepsihassuntcalledafrendYET}}}}}}}
Kafleen!!! u need 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. (deh nawt-sekkund map gottid borkt) Deh gnu map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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(I noez ware sum uzzer peepz b, but I only putting on deh wunz hoo b rekwesting it, so az 2 reespekting deh privaseaz.)
{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}} ai am. . .it’z just so GUD to see yoo! Yoo wanna joyne teh “Chopped livah gurls??? LOL! A noo groop!
O kwap!!! I maded u a comment, but WP eeted it!!
it b mai own fawlt, i puttinged in a webby address adn fergot to deleting deh H T etc. *sigh* try agin!!
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Kafleen, u needz 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. (deh nawt-sekkund map gottid borkt) Deh gnu map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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(I noez ware sum peepz b, but I only putting on deh wunz hoo b rekwesting it, so az 2 reespekting deh privaseaz.)
Lubblee avatar Janet/Glorf1ndel!! U b deh tekno-geek-gurl fur shur!!!
oh kafleen, u is not a jerk, jus a
bizee dawnkee! Don feel bad, just
bissit when u can! I don’t knows u
as well as some of teh otter peeps
but u always make me laff.
{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}
PS to teh rest uv yoo-
(whispurrs) can I be a chopped
livah grll 2? plsplsplsplspls??
Wai ov corse! Yoo dont eben need to ask!!!
whai, Janet? Doo I look like chopped liver?
dat wur sweet, leeza-b
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{leeza-b}}}}}}}}}}
YAYS… danses… I iz chopped livah!
hm, dat’s not something u heer every day…
Wut do glorf1ndel meen, Janet?
Yase, wutt r dis groop?
It’s wun of mai kitteh’s naymes. Glorfindel. It’s wun ov teh elves (a lesser wun) from “Lord ov teh Rings.”
Butt wee usuallee just cawl him “Fin.”
ooOOOOoohhh!!
I onlee red those bux 3 times.
Guess that means I’m gud for
a 4th!
“Yay, ai iz choppe’d livah.” LOL! No, yoo reelee seldom heer it, akshullee!1
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Oh mai – it iz so gud to laff!
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Kafleen – go up an start wif Jamamakitty “Fleur de pew.” Tehn yoo will see it.
tanks
Oh, yeah…cweenmj….you cans put me on teh map.
Juss put kafleen teh donkey in Sacramento, CA! I finkso
menneh peepuls noes it allreddeh, is not seecrutt.
I gnu dat, tew, but wuzn’t shur u wanting 2 b onna map. U b on de map now!! I
puttinged u on Broadway–I heer dere b lotsa hooferz dere….wut? wut u meen not dat Broadway??
OHAI KAFLEEN!!!! {{{kafleen}}} hau r ur sweet sun? an ur oddr famblies? ai haz mist u…
OOOOOOOOOOOO
*stares at teh bootimuss abatar*
U asked meh sumpin?
*stares at abatar*
Mah sun was supposed to leave bootcamp (he was finally
released from physical therapy, like, Thursday maybe?)
yesterday and to to Shepard Texas for 6 weeks sof tech
school…in Health Admin. :/ He chose some options of
surgery tech, x ray tech, logistics, and graphic art. He got
Health Admin. Not sure what it will entail….
*stares at abatar sum moar…….*
OH Nooooooos!! Ai just finished a reelee long messaj – an Barmey stept awn teh keebord an eeraysed it.
Nao taht reelee maeks mai aiez leek – becuz it cud reelee halp – nawt awnlee mai moast beloved relative, but so menee otters az well.
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Ai sed – teh fleurz stink so purty yoo just wudn’t bleeve it. There ar HYOOOJ wyte roses – ai nebber saw tehm so big! An big orkids. An lotz ov odder flours. Awl ping an white. Mai mom luked reelee grate in pink. Ai awnlee wish she cud see hao preittee it iz. She noo hao much ai lub yoo guise.
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An it wuzn’t mai mom hoo haz teh MS. It iz wun ov ar verreee deerest famblee members. An we ar SOOO hoeping taht a cure will bee found soon. So ai thankyoo eben moar fur . . .that iz a LOT ov munnies!!!
{{{{{lolcatburglar}}}}}} {{{{{{maryOspockn}}}}}}} {{{{{{ebreewun}}}}}} Hao cud ai ebber eben begin to thank yoo????
JCH4K, ur mom CAN see hao prettee teh fleurs R. Ai reely beleeb taht! Adn she has a happee fur yoo adn wants onlee teh bestest fur yoo.
*shylee* Mai mom crost teh briej last yeer. Her naem wuz Mildred too.
Ohhhh!! Iant taht a prittee nayme???? An it’s mai middul nayme, too!!
Wehn ai wuz a teenajer, ai reelee haeted it – but after taht, ai groo to luv it.
an yur mother’s as well.
An nao ai feel honnored to carree hur nayme.
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((((((((4poing5kittehs}}}}}} Just last yeer?? Ai know just hao yoo must feel. Ai wuz so lucky to hav her for so long.
Lukee yoo to haev ur mom’s naem! Mai mom’s full naem wuz Mildred Grace – isn’t taht byootiful? She wuz 86 adn quite helfee when she past, so ai feel blest to have had her in mai lief fur so long, too.
Ai talk to her alot adn feel her presents, but ai shur miss her!
Speshul hugs.
{({({({({(Janet & DK)})})})})}
whi datz eesy MIz Janet…yu jest keepz awn being yur own deer selv…….yu ar well an trooly loved rwond heer doncha noes ???
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an pinkie an whyte fowurs….oooooh dey teh bestest !…….
O hai Salleh! {{{{{Salleh}}}}} Thank yoo so much!!
) waht Jennifer tawt mee to doo today!
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An luk (ai hoep!!
Woo hoo! Byootimus pikcher!
Iz feelin bery teck…tick…smrt today, too – I haz a bloo an a abatar!
OHh!! Izzit fur teh furst taim fur yoo, too??? Where iz Fleep! He awlwaiz has a sawng fur peeple hoo ar noolee bloo!
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When he coms, if we tells him, he will com bak heer an silly brayte wif a grate sawnt, ai am shur!!
My favrit sowng on ICHC iz frum MelONyx, ifotso. Iz it teh won wif:
Tippy tappy toes,
Tippy tappy toes,
Butt wiggel, butt wiggel,
Paws inna air?
Ai lovs teh butt wiggels!
w00t!!!11
ai just so happens to be passing by. Ai see that 2minions has become bloo. This requires a nofficial award, in teh form of a myoosical interlood of appropriate color. In honor of your accomplishment, please enjoying teh following (all otter cheezpeeps are invited to enjoy also) and congrashulashions on your blooness:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f78bKXzALXo
Oh Fleep!!! Yoo ar just teh bestest!!! {{{{{Fleep}}}} Fur awlwaiz being tehre wehn yoo ar needed!!
Menny, menny fankus, Pd’B! Lobbly chois of myoosic – I cant call it a eerwurm wen Iz so happy to hab taht sawng in mi hed!
LOL!!1 Ai reelee DOO seem to hav teh DID tonite!! Ai seen nao wai Maus sumtaims has so much trubble!
*gets out majin airy mikrofone*
*wailing sound emanating frum planet Earf skeerz awae aleeyunz*
♫IM GOOOOINNNNN BAK SOMMMMMMEDAAAY
COOOOME WUUUUT MAAAAY
TO BLUU BAAAAAAAAYOOOOUUUUUUUUU♫
yew are all welcomes
mais oui, dis wun ob yer favrits iffn ai recalls……… frum nooo awleeeens?
*wailing continues*
*aliens beg foar mercy*
♫WHERE DOZE FISHINNN BOATZ
WIF DARE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAILS AFLOTE
IF IIIII COULD ONNNNNLEEEE SEEEE
DAT FAMILYUR SUNRIIIIIIIZE
THRUUUUU SLLLEEEEPEEE EEEEEYES
hOW HAPPPI EYE’D BEEEEEEE♫
*peeks out frum under de sofa* izzit ovah??
Iznt MaryO’ just wunnerful fur keeping us awl saife furm teh alien
invashuns???
sumwun haz tew dewit!!!
izznt her wunnerfulll??
*takes a break to get a drink & wipe forehed (iz hard werk skerring alienz)*
well, ifinkso win da song came out i wuz living very kloseby Bayou la Batre (wich BTW is where Forrest Gump wuz frum), but the sunrize part always brings to mind when I commuted cross Lake Ponchartrain to N’Ohlunz from Pearl River
several dayz a weak *resume wailing* WHERE THOSE FISHIN BOATZ WIF THEIR SAAAAILS AFLOOOOOAT… if I could oooooonleee see, that familiyar sunrize wif sleeeeepy eeeeyes…♫
*aliens plead for peas treeety*
ah yessss, teh sweet peas treateeee!!!
*Joynz deh sweetpea.
♫
Ware deh fokez r fine adn deh whirrld iz
mine on bloo bai-yooo
OH dat gurl uv mine bai mai side deh silber
moon adn deh evning tide
Oh, sum sweet day gonna take away
dis hurting inside
I’LL NEBER B BLOOOOOO,
MAI DREEEEEMZ KUM TRUUU
ON BLOOOOOOO BAI—YOOOOO!!!!
*JCH4K joyns MaryO an cweenmj*
♫ I’LL NEBER B BLOOOOOO,
MAI DREEEEEMZ KUM TRUUU
ON BLOOOOOOOO BAAAAAIIIIIII—YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ♫♫
*in free part harNomee*
on bluuuuuuuu baaayoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
oh noes, the aliens be liking teh harmony!!!!
*handz aleeyunz a big dish uv homineez*
*clappity clappity*
Ai lubs happee endings!
“Homineez” nao Eye getz it! Was tinking ob “peas” and smal round cuked veges too eet. Den, “but hominees is corn??” “Homineez” nao Eye getz it!
Tanks to eberywun for all eht laffs & grt pixures.
Due we tink wee mai re-spell de Official English? Mite help sum of us.
Ooooo!! Purrty abatar!!
Itz purrfeck for Dame Janet – an Cheezland iz awl aobut keepin teh gud parts ov time and frowing away teh icky parts.
Is loooooooooovely! funny about passport pikshures, i has wun dat luks the liverwurst uglee, but my current wun is akshully pretty good! I’ll save it so i can use it on ICHC in a few yeerz.
aifinkso yew are on an organic roll tewnite!! liver n liverwurst…… nawt shur wich is wurst!!
W00t!! w00t!! Dame Janet I haz a happee fur u!
U gottid deh purdy flowrz and deh purdy avatar and awl deh Cheezlubz frum de Cheezpeepz. {{{Janet}}}
ohai cweenie *frum wun ob teh choppd livah gurls*
wair yew parked tewnite???
wii b in Story City, Iowa. I moovinged it on deh map! Speeking uv whic, dere now b ober 150 peepz onna map!!
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http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
how fun tew follow yer trip!!! yew iz clos tew Waterlol…..
Oh cweennj!! thanks an hai! Ai ebeh haz anudder wun – yoo can see it awn “I luf Yoo” – it’s sposed to come wu wif mee az JanetCanHas4Kittehs, but it awnlee came up wunc wif “glorf1indel” – so ai haz cleerlee dun sumthing rong.
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But doo go luk. It’a reelee cyoot. Ai jsut dont know wai it came up taht unce an nawt again.
ai finkso has sumfin tew do wif teh cookies…….. lots ob times wen ai goes to commint…… who is der, but teh loneleee goatherd!!! den yew has tew logs in agin in werdpress or here or boff… or sum majic cominasian ob dems awl!! lol
Ai can trai it. Ai haz no idea waht to do about cookies.
nom nom nom…..mmmmm gud kuukeez.
kinda krunchee.
oh, my. voice is all warmed up frum blooo bayooo.
wot to do…wot to doo…
Sing “Memories”!
nah, mammreez be Ambercatz speshultee. i was sumhao remindeded of a lil selekshun frum teh Sound 0 Mew Sick… but i duz taek rekwests.
ROFL!
Teh Loanlee Goteheard???
O, I didnot knoes that, sry.
*hangs hed in shame*
lolz, my gramma yoosed to say taht wen i gotted dusting powder for christmas wen i was liddle gurl. “taht’ll make yoo stink reel purty!”
Oh mai!!! Ai think mai Ant Patsy sayed taht too!!!
oh deer…shud we warn teh surjun general?
If teh surjun general doesn’t knoes to check his cerelol for pointy ends before eeting it, he gets whut he deserves.
well sed!
GCHLoki – ai’m glad to see yoo bak, too! An waht a grate link yoo hav awn profyle!! Ai’m going to send taht to ebreewun ai know!!!
hee. iz gud to be tawkin to mai cheezepalz agin. Unfortunately, it’s bak to teh pit firez uf werk tomorrow, so I’ll have to rezort to drive by loling lest teh micro management snobz getz tehr garments in a twist. >;-p
Sounds like a mass debriefing is in order. Give teh names, dates of girth and inseam measurements of all teh snobz to Maus and he’ll get right on getting teh undergarments off.
debriefing…. *snort* *chortle* *giggleleez*
If u hasn’t been around in a whiles, u might have missed this:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/18/funny-pictures-you-orogammies-dis-one-called-snow/#comment-446155
o.0 Dat wuz berry enlitening.
Glad i wuzn’t arownd fur dat de-breefingz.
“dates uv girth”
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Single serbing? Dusn’t yu noes kittehs b lyke potatoe cheeps – u can’t hab just wun?
Snorgle all u want. We’ll make moar.
can I have friez wiv that?
Ownli iffen teh kitteh gets teh cheezburger. Yu knoe teh rulez.
but uf corse! To deny kittah uf cheezeburger is punishable by…by…baff!
Is it a wadder baff or a kitteh-tung baff?
If it’s teh latter, I gibs up all teh cheezburgers now.
well…i dunno…i’z not gud at handin out punishment. Lets just pass round the cheezeburgrz and friez and declare world p’z.
iz funneee bekaws ai havs tihs bowl bai mai baffroom sink wiff kittee drinkin watter in it. iz onlee playse obi wan an Zeek will drinkees tehr watters. so if mai kittehs were in tihs bowl at owr home, tehy wud bed in a baff.
ai still has a big bad sad, cheez peeps…
“Ur cereLOL…i eated it”
Ai mayd yu a brekfast… …but I eeted teh gud parts.
my favrit fud groops
I haz not posted in comments for a long time. Too buzy messaging frendz, makin lolz, and getting busted for doing so at werk. *grumble*
Soundz liek ur bawss needz a gud ‘talkin-tew’ Shud ai hab a chat wif him/her? Iz berry important fur werkerz tew hab gud morale. Adn iffn taht meenz makin lolz, sew bee it!
YES! I pull him in an office 2morrow so u can wag finger uf shame in his face!
*hands yu a slys ob his birfday kake* I’b got sum left, az nawt mani turned up tu teh parti yesterdai. *frumps* Still guud tho. Wi tryd playing pass-teh-cheezburger, but after eberi turn, it got eeted. Nexus thyme, I’ll wrap it in catnip leevs.
less hab anudder parti!!!!!!! ebrebudde is inbited!!!!! com sing nd dans wif jd nd EBREEBUDEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Partee??? jd – it wuz yur birfday?? yesterday?? Waht a fine day fur a birfday! Mai sister Judy, mai gramma, an wun ov mai best frenz Dane (eeeeekk!!!! Ai dint send him a birfday card eether!!
BRB!!
A belayted birfday sawng fur ar deer frend jd!!!
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caek frum teh day old stoart which means dis cake be fresh for yr burfdae
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I maded a burfday cake fur mai mom….hur burfday b on Wennzdee, so it were an eerlee party wii hadded…..but I roted on it “HAPPY BIRTDAY MOM”!!!
I lefted owt deh H….kin u say tu much time on ICHC???
LOL!! Aill bet she just lurved it!!!
She did indeed LOL. She’z turning 85 dis week!!
you shudda sed, ” i made you an H but i eated it!”
Comets?? I haz fiery rokz inna sky?!?!? Kewl!
*snorgles* Thank yew! Thank yew awl! Dis is sew wunnerful!
O, Hai, jd! I R out-ob town (in Nashvillage, Tennis-sea) an just chekt teh syte hear, an I hered it wuz yer birffday!!! Happy, happy birfday!!! Aisle tayke a slyse ob kake, 2, OK?
gotta run, Aiz U-sing teh compooter at Kinkos hear, and donut wanna spend 2 mush; tripps B ’spensive!
Have a haapyy day (and nite, and tomorrow, and awl the otter tomorrows!)
JD, ai haz a sad cuz ai hazznt been here muchly an dint cum tew yer party… but ai steeled wun ob yer pix and maded yew a lol and dint eetid it!! YAY!!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2143642
Sorree jamamakitty. Ai traied to cawl it up, but it dint werk – so ai’m doing it this way. Hoep yoo dont mind!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2143642
thanks!
Hey, dat’s a cool lol! Adn yu aer awlwais welcom tu uze ani ob teh pics I’b uploaded, az iz aniwun.
Ai hopez mai co-Nash-Vegaz Peepz ar kind tu yu wile yu ar here bisitin.
Thank yew! Adn hab an extra slyce bifoar Lolcatburglar steels teh cake.
Happy burfdai jd!!!
HAPPEE BIRFDAI TO YOO JD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hoep it wuz a gud wun!!
Oh, adn ai’ll has sum caek, too, if yoo donut mind! Um, ennee eye-screem? *bats eyelashes appeelinglee*
Yu hab a choys wib icecream: vanilla, duble vanilla, chokolat, duble chokolat, stawberri, raspberri, lolberri, catnip, cheezburger adn martoonie.
An iz awl healfy 4 u.
Yep! What cud be healfier tehn cyoot nawt-sekkund fing in teh moarnin?
Is this Richard Simmons’ latest diet? Deal-a-LOL? I just mite try it!
Akshually, it’s rekkomended by wait watchers. Yu watch teh kitteh wait until dey fink ob sumfing tu reck.
Happy blated birfday, jd! Ur prezzie was in teh dish teh kitteh is now in.
*squirts a catnip spray awl ober a gang ob kittehs sitting rite next tu lolcatburglar* Thank yew!
Snap a lid on any of dese containers and take it to werk fer a mid morning or afternoon pick me up.
mibbe ifn ai lyez reeeeeeelly still she will pour sum creem on meez… ai lykez da creem!
Awwwwww…
NO eetin da cyute!!! It agenst da law!
Awww… sew kyoot!!!
SSSPPPLLLOOORRRTTTT!!!!!
Waiter! Ofer heer! Call teh CCC an den bring won uf dose leetle sweepie and dus pan thingies. We can has teh brains ready to put bac in when teh CCC gets heer.
uh-oez…u splorted all ovr ur supper!
Heer iz a gud diet. Eat teh froot, snorgle teh kitteh. U wil fergits al abowt noming fer a long tyme. I do want teh kitteh. He is adoorabble. Iffn I wuz at that resterawnt I wud order won. Or two. Mebee nine.
Single-serbin kitteh waitin fer da reel noms 2 show up.
Cute fruits are cuddly! hug them tightly! i miss my cat back home!
mii, 2, Adrian
.U Beez away frum home, 2? ) whinebber ai goez N2 my hotel rhume, it beez loanly wiff out my furry feline frenz!
damn, those strawberries, now i won’t get them out of my head for next few hours
yummy!
The FDA recommends that you get at least one serving of kitteh per day in order to absorb your full requirements of kewt.
Yesh, D.R, i kamed hear to git my surbing ofb kitteh-kewt 2-nite! I B kneeding awl those importent bite-amens!
wat a kewl litlee kittie
HOW CYOOT!
*SPLOORT!*
Oh deer! a splort!
*slidingz down fred wif teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee awl deh braynez inna pile.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh deh jakk o lanternz.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee Cheezpeepz Map blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U resting noaw. it’ll b ok.
ai duznt no wehr tu putting dis wehr janet will c it, can sumwun send it tu hur? mai frind rekwest hasnt bin aseptid yet. ai madid her a pichur. ewe awl can see it tew, if yall want. just klik awn mai naem…
Hai lightchild79! Rite heer iz just fine!
We ar nao frenz, an ai hav seen teh wunderful pikchoor. Thank yoo so much! Ai hav favorited it so ai can luk at it wehnebber ai want to. {{{{{{lightchild79}}}}}}
O tank u! I feel bedder nao.
we call dis new dish… cutie pie!
Tee hee
*giglol*
(grabs blender) wher teh kitteh go?
I feel like I’ve seen a few repeats on this site lately…either that or people have been posting pictures from other sites….
Why, th..that’s a outrage! I must see no ball of fluff more than once~!
wii wil serve no bowl of fluff before its time
Oh Noooes!! Pikchure Playjerism!!!! Wut wil thems fink ov nexxt???
Noo kitteh flavored ceereeal wif eggstra vitamins & sharpy pointy bitz! 100% uv ur recomended daily value uv owchienezz!
Test
Naow TAHTZ mai kynd uv bento box.
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nutrishun kitteh iz nutrishu! ..n nao,wif strewbarees!
What is wrong with you people?
Ai dun haz eny kittahz. Butt ai luv dem