I luv u,
I luv u, cheezburger masheen.
u betteh nawt cook ur own cheezburger tho.
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an u haz a warm
and a cozee
con-cat-ulashuns awn ur nawt seckond annipuss!
Thx BF473!
an a nommy uroma
And THANKS fur teh grate cue!! Thanks Maggsuverhoomun!!
Can ai has yur attenshun pleez? 
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Teh flowers just arribed!!! An tehy ar byootiful. Moar tahn byootifu. Stunning!
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An ai can hardlee xpress hao deeplee ai am tuched bai yur kindness an generosity to mee. Az moast of yoo know, this haz bin a reelee awful summer fur mee. But to hav frenz laik yoo meens so much. An haz bin a gnormous comfurt.
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Awl ai can say iz thank yoo awl frum teh bottom ov mai hart.
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{{{{{{{Awl teh gud frenz}}}}}}} This appeerz to bee teh purrfekt pichoor. Hao verree stranj indeed. Ai will just echo – Ai luv u, cheezburger peepl. *sniff*
* wipes tear from eye
{{{Janet}}}
U be veree speshul to awl uv us.
U am verry welcome Janet!. We r all so glad u love dem!
Princess {{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}} Mu
{{{{{Janet}}}}}
We luvs yoo.
wee wubs yew Janet!!!!
Aie hoep in der langwage ob flouers dat dey tellz u how much u r lubbed heer
NEbber forget taht teh C-peeps lurves you. {{{{Jch4c))))) It r so nyce to hab you bak here after your sad. We are sew 4choonit to hab you in Cheezland. You mayk it teh happy!
Neber eber 4get, JCH4K, that cheezpeeps lurves u! {{{{{JCH4K}}}} Awlways, deer, awlways!
Cheezpeeps give me hope for the whole world.
dats whut we’r heer fur.
{{{{janet}}}} sew glad u got a comfy feelin frum de flowerz & alla cheezfrendz!
adn we lubs our janet
{{{{{janet}}}}}
{{{{[Janet}}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥
Wuv back at yer, JCH4K
we so glad yoo lubs teh flowrs an taht tehy gibs yoo a comfrut. yoo are trooly teh hart ob cheezland. {{{{{jch4k}}}}}
ai had a reel good laff at dis commint… becuz ‘uroma’ is da wurd fur ‘great-grandma’ in austria… so… dis wus sum kinda… weerd ^^ adn ai reeleh had 2 fink eet ober 2 tiems da acshuleeh get da reel meening :blush:
Mmmmmm… Warmmmm…
yew are teh nomilishus!!
nom nom nom, nom a ran
heh!
nom nom nom nomnom a ran
nom nom nom nomnom a ran
berry funny Jamamakitty!
Care Troll Bait!
soon teh kare trullz will arive n tellz us dat teh kitteh iz bein cuuked eben tho he iz just hazin a nap.
yesh, der is no tempachur on teh gayj
Either that, or it’s at max temperature! Oh noes!
nooo meanin tew cat onna hot tin ruff!
Yu habbent reelized? Care troll awlreddy got there adn kitteh shuved him intu deh macheen. Dat’s why it’s turned up full.
ewww, trollburgerz… DO NAWT WANT.
mebbe leevem in tehre until tehy iz trollcoal.
*snerk* Troll coal ftw! I wunner iffen der a Zippos dat can be turned up to make troll coal? I can hear de adds “TrollKoals, dey burns hawt buy uneven and are no gud fer cookin. But Tehy very satisfyin to watch dem burn and den flame out”
oooh, yesh! yoo iz gud marketer!
Huh? But… but he just sleepin! Him luk sew comfies. *blows rasberie at anibudy whu nawt smart enuff tu no a happeh kitteh when tehy see wun*
Kittehs aer smart enuff 2 moob wen der furz start 2 burn a liddle bit – mai sunn’z kittehz yoost 2 lie doun by teh fyre till der furz began 2 singe!
Yep … wun ob teh fragrant memries ob my yoof wuz teh smell ob my dad’s ginger tom ‘Puss’ rowsting gently by teh fire … him neva seemed to mind dat hims fur ended up a liddl singed!! He wuz byootymus too. He bin gone a long tym now but … still missd.
mai fren’s kitteh Boris likes to watch lit candles, but he tends to set his tail on fire quite often. But he just flicks his tail once, and it’s all better. The smell of burnt kitteh fur is pleh, tho.
OOOoooo sew shinee!
kitteh better wach owt!
LCB might take a interest in your bed and
steal ithold it up to the light…U r sew gud tu meh!!
Oh,wait….HOT,HOT,HOT !!!
ai can haz hot potay toe?
Mmmmm..hot potato wif sour creem & chives & bacon & cheez….
pleez to excuse me while I go into a calorie coma….
ai haz a hungreee (IRL)
Me,too !!
I fink I would go fer the local dish and just hazza potatoe skin wif sour cream & chives & bacon & cheez
Taht goz gud wib cheezburger!!!11!!
Wendy’s double wif cheez and a sour creem & chive baked potato….
and a frostee……
** drool **
nom! du want! eeben if ai did awlredy ete lunch . baikun, sheez, sowr creme , moar bakunz.
“Curly, yer sittin’ on a stove!”
woob woob woob!
wrong curly, ai knows it, hee hee
hmmmm…
a Stooges vershun of Oklahoma.
Somehow, I has a feline maus wud liek dat!
Oh, wiseguy eh?
*SLAP*
Can’t the stooge & the cowboy just be friends ??
Whaddya mean?! It’s the farmer and the stooge, you moron!
*Pokes eeck in the eyes*
Who you callin a moron,dummy !!
**grabs Maus’s nose,slaps down**
Hey Genius! Hold out yer hand!
*Hits eeck’s hand, it flys around and hits him in the head*
Hit’s MAUS’s hed????
Perfect timing !!
OK, wiseguy! You asked for it…
*Grabs an extra-large banana cream pie*
*Throws it at Eeck*
*SPLLLLAAAATTTT!!!!!*
** seltzers self off **
**turns seltzer bottle towards Maus**
**SPPPLAASSSSHH **
*Maus ducks*
*The seltzer hits Leeza*
Ha ha! Missed me!
Kant yoo geyes behayv yurselvs?
*kwiklee presses teh yello buttun*
*seltzer hits forse feeld and bownses
back onto Maus wif a SPLAT*
***points to ceiling***
While Maus is looking up,I will hit him with this banana cream pie !
SSSPPPLLATTTT
Tehy R behaving. Badlee.
Chillun, chillun behayb urselbz, oar Ai will haz to nokk ur heddz 2gevver.
*Throws pie at Annipuss*
*SPLAT!*
I fink we mite need to seperate them.
*gives DK and Anni a little push*
go ahed, u do it.
*piks up fyre hose left ober frum last emerjencee call*
SSPPPRRRRAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
Dere, dat shud doit.
*** wipes water frum eyes ***
Hey,why’d ya do that ????
I hate to break up this love fest, but I have to go. It was fun, though! We haven’t had a pie fight in a while! TTFN!
***hits Maus in back uv hed wif a coconut creem pie***
BYE !!!!!
…. but taht’s no reezun why tehy can’t bee freeeeeenz!!
(ai cannawt fynz teh musiclol notes, but imagine tehm heerz)
Perfect ending,tessm….
Bravo !!
*blushes*
oh, taht wuz teh eeazy part! but fankyoo!
*cues stagehanddan to clowze teh curtainz*
Hmmmm, aaowr dekorum semez tu be slipping awai
Hole awn, lemme just put a few carpet tax inna corners… whack…whack…whack.. der dat otter hole it fer awyl.
funne yu shood sai dat, ai hav nebber notiseded taht ther waz NE dekorum rownd heer…..
*lookz arownd*
nope, nun ov dat heer !
yu musta been finkin ov sum odder plaise …….
oklahoma ftw!
Ai seen kittehs sleep unner teh wudstoav, but nebber seen wun sleep onna bbq!
Liddul tuxi attila tuk nap undur car hud. “Cleats” turn awn car. oopsie! kitteh nawt so happee wen tanguled up in fanbelt. krakt hur pelvis nd hab tu kepe hur in carrier most ub da tiem fur wekez tu mend.
yah, got to watch tohse kar enjuns on kold dayz, sutimes teh kittehs liek to clim up in tehr an get warm.
ifink kitteh bedder nawt lite de grill hizsef tho
*putz awn mai trollz hat – les see ifn ai kan du it*
*cough* *cough*
Nebereberebereber awlow a kitteh or goggie to plai wib teh macthz oar fyrwurkz oar nialclpiperz!!!11!! Tehy cud gitz hurt, an tahtz a nao-nao!!
*takez off hat – pleh!*
Grraooww, hissss, pfffttt!!! O! sowwy Karen! didn rekoknaice yu dere fur a momint
Taht’s okeyz. Trolz alwuz want a rekakshun. Liek hakkin up a hiarbal.
Cheezburger Masheen bees kitteh’s BFF, Ai finksoe;
is teh kitteh furebber nom!!
Ain’t twue luv gwand?
if anywun iz follolin teh shiro-happycat saga, heer iz teh laytest developmints. happycat iz all better frum himz BIG STRESS ob the big moov. shiro iz all better frum himz bein a noid at happycat hoggin all teh gud napping playses. erly dis morning, tehy wuz tearin arownd teh howse, so i gotted up to see wut wuz goin on. i seed happycat chase shiro arownd teh corner ob teh hallway, teh shiro POWNCED, strayt up in teh air, all four legs stikkin strayt owt, an landed on happycat. i finked, o noze now tehr’s gonna be a fite for shur. but happycat spinned arownd an ranned off teh ovver way, shiro chaysin him, no hissing or growlin or yowlin or nuffin. so i fink taht wuz definitely playin.
, a climming fort, lizurds, etc. iz nise playse to play, kitteh not eben haz to go owt ob yard – shiro hardly eber duz. anyway, happycat wuz nerbus at furst, but very kyurious. him sniffd teh bushes, tehn went into the grass an sniffed at shiro, tehn sniffed the liddle gap at teh bottom ob teh gate to see if tehr wuz anyfing to nom on teh ovver side, tehn shiro hided in teh tall grass an POWNCED happycat – for fun!! – tehn happycat climed on teh fort, tehn camed inside. later him wented bak owt and chaysed a lizurd throo teh bushes by teh kitchen window, tehn him sat on teh nise shady patio an watched teh breezes blo. him is inside now, takin a nap, wif himz fur full ob bits ob twigs and grass an sticky little seeds taht stik to evreefing.
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bowt 4:00 dis mornin we desided happycat needz an owtlet for himz enerjees. plus him’s bin doin teh sneeky-sneeky ebree time a dore iz opend. so dis morning him had himz furst explore ob teh bakyard. we haz big bakyard wif very high walls an many fun fings for kittehs liek trees, bushes, tall grass
ooooohhh….. sigh… taht iz wun happeeetayle ending!
sounz lyke shiro iz happytayle 2 hab a playmayte!
an happicat iz happytayle 2 oblygje!
Dat sowndz az iffn him iz fealin at hoem an iz a happi happicat
hmmm. In mai sine-tific opinion, this soundz like play. That’s “play”, not “pleh”. Yep, ai think they is having teh fun. Gud newz all round.
*dans dans dans dans dans dans ob teh happee!!!!*
*dansdansdansdans tu*
Awsumnesses! Happeh kittehs playing!
{{{lunarfambly}}}
Yup! sownds like one big happy fambly now!
So is ur husbin glad now that u gotted teh noo kitteh? I fink u had to talk him into it, rite?
Yesh….wuld be interested to know dat myself !!
my huzbin lubs teh kittehs, him wuz maynly wurried taht a noo kitteh wuld upset teh kitteh, shiro, we alreddy had. (also taht now we wuld hab anovver kitteh wakin us up in teh middle ob teh niet wanting stuffs.) but him lubs happycat verry muchly now! akshully, him falled in lub at furst site, wich i knew wuld happen
was difficult ajustmint for him, worryin taht shiro wuld feel bad or deside to run away. we iz also a liddle sleep-depreived at teh momint. but fings are wurkin owt, an its wurf teh trubble, ifinkso.
thanx fur teh update! i love that ur kittehs can play outsde n still stay close in teh bakyard jungly place [with lizardz]
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! happitayl danz!!!!
ohai, maryO!! how iz yor speshul guest kitteh doing?
Aie lubs a happi enning. Ya fur Shiro and himz neu brudder Happycat n ob course lunnarmommy n familee {{{{{fur eberywun}}}}}
ai newded eet! ai jes newded dem wudz bee fwens
ai has a beeeeeg hawpeeh fur u adn ur kittehs. seems laik happycat is a reel lukkeh cat 
Oh dat is so kewts
Glad to hear him’s okey
Hi cheezies! I’m here to ask you all to please say a quick prayer for my kitty Remy. The big kitty took a tumble from the third floor and fracture his spine. He had surgery and now we’re waiting to see if he’ll ever use his back legs again
there are pictures of him on my profile!
{{{{{ valesa & remy }}}}}
much love and many hugs 4 you and Remy
{{{valesa & remy}}}
… am sending all the loving healing light I can.
Oh no! Poor kitty.
Lots of good thoughts coming from here for both of you. I hope he’ll be okay!
Remy Wil Defenetly bee ina mi forts an ai hopes he wil bee awl fine an wel again soon!
kitteh heeling stuffs coming yur way!
oh noez!!
i hope yor pore liddle kittey wil bee okay {{{{{valesa an remy}}}}}
I yam sew sawy yer Remy is hurt and I prays fer full recubberies. You noes ob korse dat when Remy returns after surgery yer gonna hafta get a very firm bed dat will by nawt comfy fer you but good fer his back. Or praps one of dose crank up an down beds. {{{{ Remy and Valesa }}}}
o noze! *beams beams beams* gud thawts fer {{{remy & valesa}}}
Hopes Remy will come thru ok. Surely he has a fyoo lives left.
*sends up a rekwest to CC*
{{{{{{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}}}}}}}
Gemmi an ai senz r gud fouts 2. {{{((Valesa & Remy))}}}
Like Mystery Cat (we give noms to on back porch, lives outside) I look in on Cheezland and see all Happycats. No pffft, no archyback groawls, just funnies. Even kidding goggies just fur laffs. Best site on intertubes. No uglie politics.
iz cheezburger itself!
Noap, wurst danjer heer iz splorts frum eksessive cyootness!
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Oar mebbe bad puns.
but yu nebber noes wen yu mite get hitted by a banananannnan creem pie !
Amen to that.
aloltho, wee duz haz sum fyrewerks okayshunamably! but in cheezland, even deeling wiv trollz iz teh funnee! remembur on JCH4K’s burfday?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/06/funny-pictures-revoked-yer-photoshop-license/#comment-343524
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(tihs comment frum 3 Cattails wuz wun uv mai fave commentz ever — still maykes me laff! wuz teh purrfik!)
Everyfing is bedder wif chedder
yepper, de kittehs & goggies r de fun & fwendly plaices! ai hab herd dat the lolnews & politiks iz nawt sew fwendly, butt ai doan go dere, ai haz a skared.
Warm metal ting givs mee burgers an chicken
I mus go pay it ommij
Wel ai fer won defentley purrrfer dis won to der uvers! nowt dat dems is nowt funnys but der peepls ar alot mor agro an getz awl angree wif eech uvers! Wher as eberywons heer iz awl kindy an frendly an fun fun fun! Ai liks dis MUCH moor!
I visits de odder sites sumtimes an yer roit, on sumobdem dey fites lyke…um Republicans and Democrats. We only fites wiff creem pies an seltzer …and maybe debreefing machine. We only fites with cream pies, seltzer, an debreefin machines, oh an zippos. We only fites wiff cream piez, seltser, debreefin machines, an zippos…
iz awl fun an gaems till sumwun gets debreefed. tehn iz REELLY fun an games!
oooooh obskur Monty Python ref ……FTW
fanks salleh, i wus pushin muh luck der
Lahk Markitteh ai jes lurkin roun enjoin teh happi gowanons. ai lurve de cheezpeeps an the kittehz so mulch. kfanksbi.
hi marilee!! dont lurk so much – com an joyn us more!
Lurking fun. Being silleh moar fun.
But du whateber be comfie fur you, taht be teh bestest, aifinkso! But ai had to sai Ohai!
hewwo awl. wutdideye miss? less start anudder piefight, ownlee diss tiem it shud be cokey-nutt. {SPLAT} on sumbodees hed. idunno hoo iy hit, doe, sew hooevr tinks i hitt dem jus fro anudder wun at me. i will beleefs you.
oooh, ai iz nawt gud at teh pie fites. pie nomming, yesh!
ai finkso ebberywun onna east koast went home frum werk so iz teh kwiet now. nawt shur who yoo hit wiv taht pie! can’t tell whoo it iz unner all taht cokeynutt…
I IZ AWNA EEST COST!!!!! hmm…it wuz a purty long frow, sew am hoppin it were shirley. cant tell, doe.
OK noa dats just cute!
Test. a Noo avatar test.
iz a beeyewtimus abatar glorf1ndel!
Thanks bluesfan473. Ai changed it again. Waht yoo saw wuz mai Barney. But it iz no differeunt. Still nawt werking kwite rite -
Another test.
Berry elegant, iffn Ai mai maek so bowld, madame!
Thank yew, annipuss! ai’m just speerimenting wif sum sordid things. Thiz wuz a passport pitcher wehn ai wuz 28, ai think.
der seemz tu be a mitey micheeveeus twinkul in doze eeyz……
an dat mouff….. lookz tu be reddy to bbake owt intu a big ole smileie
ai finkso, yep, ai du !!!
oh an how cumz yu getted suches a nise foto fer a passporty foto???? ai thot it waz rekwired by law tu hav a bad foto fer passyportz
The last test!!
Yet an odder test!!
??? Test
Uhm Janet ????? iz der sumfin yu nowt tellin us ????? liek duz yu gotz a splitted pursunality ????
hee hee den yu cood be “Janet can has 4 kittehz” AN
“Janet can has 4 Janetz”……
Couple weeks ago was an artikle in paper (Clevelan Plain Dealer) about a kitteh named Dipped (looks like black kit dipped paws in white paint) who got voter registration mailed to him-in his name-at his hoomins howse. His hoomin sed he didn’t know if Dipped was Republicat or Democat. Treated letter like odder paper tings: bite and shred wif pointies. Lolcat fur sure.
FTW!
Kittehs are defaniteleh “Independent”
n mai furst… sort ov furst? hai hai, i b squig, caem outta lurkin, naow i guess iz tiem to practiz lolspeke. taeks effortz.
i luvs mai cheezburgers… but no has machin sinc movin…
i misses teh cheezburger machin… n all teh rest of home… baw sori ment to b all cheerfuls for teh nawt-sekkund, i do bettar next tiems.
oh oh oh a new cheezfrend!!!
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Hai squig! Welcum to Cheezland, is a berry berry speshul adn majikal plaice! Donut worree about habing teh sad, wii maeks yu feel butter inna no thyme!
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* takes squig by teh hand adn leeds down Janetcanhas4kittehs boulevard pointing out teh sites:
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Ober heer is teh JCH4K amphitheatre, ober der ten NB (Nawtee Barn) yu gets sent der iffen yu is teh nawty… oh, adn ober heer is teh Ty Booteek…
teh Ty Booteek has ebberyfing yu need adn lawts of fings yu don’t!
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* squig lukks arownd inna uhmazeamint
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ober heer tehy has teh Tys adn silkee kitteh scarves tu… Oh lookee, new shipment of Snoglobes… teh wynchymes are over heer *tinkly tinkly* adn yu’ll be needy one of dese tu protect yu from the hed SPLORTS corsed by teh cyootness of teh kittehs:
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* hands squig a CHRG(wdoi) – issa Cheeken Head Rubber Glove (wib drawingz on it), yu put it onna hed to keep yur braynes from splorting out! putta duckee taype on if teh kitteh is speshully cyoot!
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Otay yu are all set to play, aifinkso… Welcum!
thx guinpiggeh… i founds out i has accounts (i fele so smrat… not rely tho) so i hide undar larkness naem now. i’s still same squig tho.
warm welcum maeks larkness happi. thanks yu!
huh… i guess i has an acconts… didn remembrr til i trid 2 maek 1. w2g me.
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hai squigglycy!! welkom to cheezland – we lubs it wen teh lurkurs un-lurk! an dis is frendly playse if yoo haz a sad or missin yor home or missin yor kitteh or anyfing liek taht. teh cheezpeeplez always haz a frendly greeting an a understand!! yeh, lolspeek not taht eezy, but wun gud fing – tehre are no roolz except to play nice. yoo are doing graet job! {{{squigglycy}}}
or squig, i guess. or larkness. didnt reed ovver commints – wuz too eggsited to welkom yoo!!
dis maek lark happi to – i do be missin mai home n mai frands but lukkily i dun have to miss mai kitteh b/c her comes wit me. *wuggles kitteh* say hai Yuki! thx 4 warm welcams lunar!
hai, larkness/squig an yuki!! rownd heer lots ob peeople been habing more tahn wun name, i guess yoo prolly noticed. yoo kan haz alternate ideniteez!!
O.o dat kitteh moost lyke dee cheezburger masheen latz. and hee luks kumfertabll. I WIS I WUZ HIMF!!! furriez iz kuoot! =^.^=
Dis be how I feelz bout kookiez. *sigh*
Cheezburgr Masheen!
Cheezburgr Masheen! Kitteh’z
gifft frum Ceeleeng Cat!
Awll shynee bryte, a
wawrm deelyte dat maykz Kitteh
seeng inz ekkstasee!
Masheen maykz t3h fyah
dat cuukz meetz wii dezyre. Frum
rayr upz 2 well dunz!
Jack.
*clappity clappity*
jack iz alwayz teh jeenyus!!
*sigh* “awll shynee bryte, a wawrm deelyte” Wut a hebbenlee deeskripshun!
no wunder wii lubz Jack!!
da masheen wont open! all my hamburgrez will die!!!!!!
Well dunz, Jack.
All de kittehs lurves de burgers
make ‘em not to burnz
letz ‘em cools before nom noms ‘em
share and all take turnz
(okay, not Edcat Allan Poecat but I tried)
*claps floofy pawz*
Verreh nyce!
awwwwwwwwwwwww
oh Hia Kaffleen …..howaz ya do-in ???? habbent talwked tu yu in waaaaay tu lowng….
psstt ai gotted yu sumfin funnee at teh 99cent stor yestermaday….email me wiff yur addressess an ai’ll send it tu yu K?
We wuv our cheez burger masheen
SPORT!!! Buut iz havin meh chrg on, so iz fin.
klassik . . . fighve cheezburgers four dis won
I has 2 cheezburgar masheens….mmmmm gud
i commendz u on dis wun ^^
can u shar da cheezburger masheen wif meh? needz one akshully.