
2008 Model LoLCats Are In … … Bones be Optional
i gotz sum xtra bonez 2 share.
picture: Sweet Charlette. lol caption: bplenge
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2008 Model LoLCats Are In … … Bones be Optional
i gotz sum xtra bonez 2 share.
picture: Sweet Charlette. lol caption: bplenge
Yoga – i does it
Conga ratz is dancin 4 u Guiness Piggeh, Annipus and Shoaib on ur trilplty-tie.
We shud do teh Hokey-Cokey, aifinkso!
U put ur rite paw in
u stick ur pink tongue out
u put ur left paw in
and u ties ‘em inna knot . . .
u does teh hacky hacky
an teh harbul flies out…
taht’s wat is awl about!
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[ebberywon together!!!]
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OOOOOOO, teh hacky hacky!
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OOOOOOO, teh hacky hacky!
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OOOOOOO, teh hacky hacky!
ai ownlee wish mai gurlfrend cud… NO, STOP IT! Bad Hoomin!
git ur mind owta da guttr!!! nao ur dinnr… dat be hokay. mmm.. rottin pfishees…
is this really lolified? i for one welcome our feline over lords.
An roly poly fish heds?
wiff meh?!!? i nawt nawteh!!!!
(uzhulee…)
I noes just wut mean, habing a gurlfren wid a sawft floofy belleh fer snorgling would be nice.
Ai thot sawft & floofy wuz sumfin taht guies NAWT lyk?!?!? **iz confewzeded nao**
GP – U remyndid mi ov a cartune ai wunse saw. It had 2 kittehs innit, an tehy wuz watchin teh hoomins do yoga.
Wun ov teh kittehs luuks at teh uthur wun and sez, “Hao menny yeers ov yoga an tehy STILL kant lik dere own behinez!”
Maeks owlder models owt uv daet
ai tawt teh older models HAD to date in ordr to maek teh yunger models?
Did teh birdz an teh beez go digital or sumpin?
lolz. dey call demm birps and beeps nao, BGee.
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http://www.paulschou.com/tools/xlate/
but me want bonez
CONGA RATZ TOO U ND ANNIPUSS1!! I GIBS U A DANS TO SILLYBRATE!!!!11!
(twurl kikk jump shaik mah thang shimmee twist crowch get jiggy widdit run in place chais mah tayl and THUD.)
ohnoes, i got tew exsitid, aifinkso.
oops. and guinness piggeh!! i did nawt seee yu thar.
is otay, queenbee999 – ai was habbing teh fun watching yu dans dans!
SHNERK!! syore, yu wur…
Coms wit teh cyoot standerd.
Choo-choo? Is that you?
wayte a minnit. I fink I has my feets on backwerds.
nda ai finks u got ur hole body on backwerds from ur feet……….
nda if u can’t unnur stan wut ai put ur not a lone cuz neevur can ai…….
lucky dat dis kitteh has lotsa floof so he nawt need knickers. Udderwyze dey would alweys bean a twist.
2008? 2009. :/
It takes a while 2 design a gud lolcat.
Teh engineers get eezily distrac . . . ooh, shiney stuff!
Rite nao kan get sooper good dealz on 2008 model kittehs B-clawz the 2009s will be here soon!
i no drinx milk… mah bone beh ded.
iz dat wut happens wen u dont drink milk?!Gulp *runsawaifastndagrabsmilkcarton*
{{{RAINBOWCUPCAKES}}} i frended yuu!! dere arnt menneh teenaig grrls awn ICHC, sew we gotsta stik togevver!! luv ur lolz, tew.
( ↑ clicky) Teh otehr day i was playin wit teh Spooklets and noticed taht Snowflake had gone to sleep on teh edj of mah chayr wit her hed hangin ovar one sied and her feets hangin over teh other, so i skoopded her up in mah hand and otehr than twitchen her mouf and purring, she stayed liek taht until mah hands were tierd frum holdin her up liek that, so i put her daon on a towel and teh littl weerdo stayed in “ded kitteh” pose foar almost a gud hour…mah hed splorted repe.rippee…a whole buncha times frum teh cute.
Eeeee! *SPLORT* Ai ded bai cyootness uv yur Snowflake. But ai haz nawt teh regrets!
Oh noes! Prysm, nawt agen!
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* runs abowt waving arms in air
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sommedy bring teh CCC – stat! Hang in der, Prysm – halp issa cumming!
i shill saiv da dai!!! agin!!! suprfastscooptaypfloofyblankeechoklitbarsbubblgum
boalrhatinurchoisuvcullers! awl better (swayys and…splat.)
seams tew be havin trubble wif de standin uprite, todai.
* stands by open mouthed… queenbee999 – taht…wus…uh-maze-ing!
Wow! Ai fink ai still dizzee frum rescoo dat fast! Fank you, queenbee n GP. :0 Warning, wayr protekshun if yu luuk at The Crapture’s kitteh!!! Hm. Ai wud help yu up, queenbee, but ai nawt so steddy maiself.
p-u-s-h!!!!!!!! gawt it. i has an up. i iz tyred!! but lukly, awl thoes tyring push ups did gib meh praktiss!!
Mai splort-thresh-holed iz berry low, aifink.
*finks about tihs*
*goes shopping*
*buys cyoot-hazmat suit wif full hed-fingie wif Peril-sensitive vizer tu turn op.. up… nawt see-fru when iz cyootness risk*
Hah! Mebee dis will help!
pleez to lemme noes how yew lyking yer Cyoot-Hazmat Suit. I saw wun only but it wuz dryclean only.
Ai will be sparimenting wif teh suit tu asser… ascer… figger out hao gud it wurks. Ai will relees results wunse ai haz tehm. Pleez tu provaid lawts uv cyootnesses fur testing porposes – teh moar teh bedder az tihs will allow more accu…aku… results taht be moar ryte. Ai will be taeking teh risk uv rep… reep… splorting ober n ober, fur teh saek uv tihs spariment. If ai du nawt survaive, ai luvs yu awl!
if you ekspir…ecspy…croke in the serbise of Cheezland we’ll bury you in the PM meadow wiff full honors an a stone dat says:
‘Here lies our dear fren, Prysmatikitteh.
De Cyoot-hazmat suit failed, a turible pity.
She were smart and funny an a rilly good sport,
she wented out smyling from multiple splort.’
u shud ware de suit in con…conjun….alawng wif de HGGs (happeegoggiegogglez), dey providin eggstra protekshun! Kwite a fashun staitment 2!
Oooh, ai cn be glamruss n saif atta saem tiem!
*puts awn teh HGGs*
*puts awn teh 50s baving cap n fassens strap*
*puts awn teh FCHRG(wdoi) n prysm assessories*
*puts awn teh Cyoot Hazmat Soot
(wdoi – see fread wif kitteh reeding Garfield)*
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Okay, ai furgets anifing? *pozes*
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BTW, mai bf, ai reeded him teh poem Judson maed,
n him awlmoast wuz dedded… What meens, “plz 2 reformat mai brayne nao?”
Oooohhhhh!!!! Waht a splortayshus bebbeh!
If u ebber gets tyred uv hur, ai will gladlee taek hur offa ur hanz.
crapture,dese are berry cute kittens . you berry lucky guy. thanks fur sharin de happiness
Kitteh Jimnast iys duuieng her floar prehsintashun foar teh LOLCat Lympiks:
(Judje bees preepairing tuu gibb her a flawliss 10!!!!);
Kitteh bees teh WINNAR!!!! YAY!!!!!! GOE, LOLCATS, GOE!!!!
C is for Lolcat?
Iz bakwerdz “C”.
Mebbe iz teh en-parentheseeez?
kitteh proves just hoa eezee it iz to get hert while playin….
10, 10, 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rawtin lolcat deelurshipz! Dey loorz u in wif lo stikur prais an den BOOM! Dey nikul an daim u awn ebreefing frum boenz tu eerz tu paw padz! Sumtiemz stikur prais onlee get u stikur!!
ooh, ooh, iz dat lik d cumershil ah seed wif dat straing lukin kitteh yellin at meh nd movin his hands alawt nd screemin NAO IS TEH TIEM 2 BYE!!!!!!!!!
Ai nawt see dat wun.
Wat r tehy tryin 2 sell?
uzhullee cars. sumtiems cats, tho.
Bein a vertebrate… yur duin it wrong.
Kitteh nawt needs bonzes. Dey has kyoot 2 keeps dem goin.
Tehn agin, kittehs be habing teihr own laws uv fizzics (akshully, moar like guidelynes) n tehy be defaiing teh hyoomin wuns alla tiem. Tehy just gets kitteh laffs outta watching stoopy hyoomins get brayns all confuzzled, aifinkso!
ah thot yu splorted, prysma?!?!?1?!
Ai maed dis one bai owt-uv-body speerience.
pfft.
oen uv mai kittehs did a jump off da bed adn missd da landin pad – adn jupmd donw to da botom uv a flite of stares … scrd us sily! no fizzics dere .. hiz not hert at al!
Ai liek dat….fizzicks guidelynes.
kitteh, u lookz lyk mai kitteh!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=864062
xsept i thinkz mai kitteh is kyooter… but i iz byased
Ai nawt blame u. Ur kitteh is beyootimus, 2!
Ai lubs whyte kittehs. Mai Josie wuz moslee whyte, but hur had caliko tayle an spots on hur hed an bak.
Speekin ov whyte kittehs: Mai vet tolded mi taht whyte kittehs can has 2 mush sun exposhur, jes lyk fair-skinned hoomins. Ai nawt knowded taht.
Yas, whiet horsees too. Tehy can getting teh sunburned nosee.
Iz verry kyoot indeed
Um, hallo, ai’d lyk 2 fiel a complaynt. Yesh, teh kitteh ai jes gotted frum u is borked, ai finkso.
Izznt teh frunt feetses an teh bak feetses ‘posed 2 poynt teh sayme direkshun?
Yesh? Wael, dis wun nawt duz dat.
Ifn ai tryed 2 get in2 dat posishun, teh fyremens wud hasta bring teh jawz uv lyfe 2 gets mi owt!
Hmmm….fyremens…….mite b worf it…..
it will start to get lonely heer… mebbe ai will come along too… just to, um, supermavise…
But, ai nawt bein nawty.
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Jes finkin abowt it….
Likkwidz Kitteh awll
bentz owtz ubz shayp, becuzz no
can haz Cheezburgr
Likkwidz Kitteh iz
wayteeng 4 prawpurr moament
2 becumm sawlidd
Sawlidd Kitteh willz
den attackkz Cheezburgr wiff
Kitteh’z naym awn itz
Jack.
Oar, will attak cheezburger dat NAWT haz hiz naem awn it!
Kittehz jes nawt caer. Dey alwayz say, “IZ MIEN!”
solidd kitteh stelthilee stawks her pray.. he approaches… POWNCE!! ouch, jack, wear yoo cum frumm?!?! i thot yoo wuz ober dere!!11!
solidd kitteh stelthilee stawks her pray.. she approaches… POWNCE!! ouch, jack, wear yoo cum frumm?!?! i thot yoo wuz ober dere!!11!
Awwws! Crapture, your kitty is so small and kyoot!
Mah kitty seems to grow longer every time I turn around. He’s of the boneless type, I think. He likes to splorgle around under the carpet
stoopy sit post mah claw-ment twiys.
awn yoo, wurdpresss!!!
i didunt men tew dew that!!!
ah furgit it. ai nebber git it rite. i not cawmentin for a minnit. needs tiem foar an angrr manijment class.
Kitteh iz nawt borked. Kitteh is logo model for new Open Soarse brr-eowser, FireCats (oar iz it CheezFox?) from Meowzilla Project.
kittez likez yoogas
The Riddler’s Kitteh
Iz Pretzel Logic kitteh, ifinkso.
Sinuositii. Kittoon hazzit.
Uhhhhh…….. Meh doggeh sleeps in dat positun :3
lolcat dunn needz boones! just cheezburger!
First ever, Mobius Cat.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B6bius_strip