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Haff in teh shado
Haff in teh lyte! Congrats annipuss! Tea for sillybrations?
Ai’d prefur cawfee thx, den Ai mus go owt 2 get mai papur.
One nyce hawt cuppa cawfee coming ryte up!
*looks wiff an oooo*
Nice avatar!
Frank Gorshin kitteh ready for teh Last Battlefield.
But Loki kitteh iz white onna rite sied.
Will I go blind if I luk ryt at him?
Nawt iffn u haz ur happigoggiegogglolz awn
u nawt go blind, but ur hed will probablee splode from da kyootness!
Yep. Happind tu mii!
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Barbecue Kitteh
got too clos to fyre.
Liek awl barbekew stuff – raw wun sied, bernt teh uvver!
true dat!
Eeklipse Kitteh iys anuvver examplol ov haow CC maikes hims creechures;
Weez awl soe differemint, butt stil soe luuved bye hims…♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
hi dere, CKK!
how u bee?
Ai nawt bees tuu OK; weez hadded tu puttez owr Russhin Bloo kitteh tuu sleap layste weak; Ai ar stil treiyng tuu climbez aowt ov mai deepe sad….
{{{{{chesirekittehkat}}}}} is sad 2 loose a deer fwiend… but beddeh 2 letz da kitteh sleep den 2 sees eet suffer. but still eet hurts, ai noe… bin dere maiself. ai still miss mai sweetie, but ai noes eet wus beddur dat wai. notter {{{{{chesirekittehkat}}}}}
I’z sorry for yur sad. Yur Bloo is safe adn happy wif Ceiling Cat at teh RB
He’z just waitin for yu to get there. One Fine Day.
Mai frenz hadz a goggie wo hadz a split fas sumpfin liek dis. Himz at teh bridj nao, butt himz seet wuz alwuz on mai lap wen ai wuz ther an hadz a lap 2 snuggle awn.
I’d vote fer dis Obama kitteh, haff white an haff black. Diversity wiff kittehs – normal, no prollem. Diversity wiff hoomins – needs meetins and training and commitehs, nawt as good.
Dat b such a simpllol yet profownd statement! I wud giving u five burgerz fur dat comment, if only wii had deh commint voting burgerz bak, judson. I missez dem burgerz sooooooooooo much.
Mee Too! Ai missses tehm ebreeday. We had SOOO much fun wif dem. ai think we loast a lot ov peepl becuz we dont hav them nao.
Yess, itz troo. Teh votin burgrs werr teh win an awsum. I hardly ever commint now, juss luk at teh lolcats. I thot teh Burgrs werr wurkin on it, but itz bin a long tiem now.
WAAAAHHHHH.
I can haz a snorgle? I need one badlee.
yoo asked ai delivers
>snorgle snorgle<
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fanks tew bof of u. Daz egsagetely woot I neededed <3
*muz better noaw
Tragicomekitteh
just put one cheezburger over each eye
hai sanafabich!
Did yoo see mai messaj? About teh CheezPeeplMap??? Instruckshuns bai cweenmj below!
Pink Floyd Kitty?
GMTA !!! Dark sied uf da Moooon !!
FTW !
tihs kitteh has berry beeyooteeful shinee furs
an ai suddenlee wans burrrgundee kulur karpets
caus kitteh fur wud luk sew goot on it.
Lazer charging- 100% complete.
Cheezpeepz Wantid
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Wii wanting 2 gitz awl deh Cheezee Peepz on deh Googlee map! Adn wii wanting to hab Cheezee Peepz on awl deh kontiee nentz! If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing.
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I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee. I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
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Dis b a nawsum map — so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz b…. It b nise fer da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
Do nawt bee gowin to der dark side kitteh, u stai hear hab snorggles
cum to teh dark side, we haz a cookie
Cookie? hmmm aie fink aie comes to der dark side ifn you gibs awt der cookies nom nom nom nom
wel, maybee. ai comez 2 de dark side fer a peanutty buttery cukkee. butt nawt fer wun wif raysins, Pleh! ai haz meh standards u kno!
der is no raysin to worry bluesfan der dark syde has choklit chip cookies
wat beeg shinee ayes u hab kitteh!
Deathstroke kitty!
Naw, iz Two-Fays kitteh. Must bewayre of Teh Batman; haz trubble wif flippin teh des… desci… Coin of Choys-Makin becawse ofe teh lack of opposable thumbs!
Beautiful cat!!
mebbe dis a LOLphotoshop? kittehline luk very straight 2 me.
it gud tho.
Nah, mai momcat haz a kitteh wif teh saem kind uv berry strait lyne aldo hers be awnlee about frum aiyes tu end uv noes. Nawt need tu be photoshopped. Iz such a preddy, striking kitteh!
Noes! Dis kitteh nawt ’shopped.
Her look haz to do wif fancy genetic stuffs liek:
chimerism, mosaicism, X-deactivation, and Barr body.
I knoes a littel, but it maeks my brane hurt.
Her iz real!
i seed a show on Discobery Helf Chanel abowt peeplez wif that!! sumtimes tehy haz line stright down or across tehms boddy, or iz kinda chekkerbordob diffrent skin tones. or tehy not luks diffrent but haz diffrent genetix frum tehr kids. i fink it iz frum twin taht got started tehn absorbed into ovver baby. very unyoozual an intrestin!
Her iz a very gorgeous girly.
Ai haz a photo collections of split-faced girlys.
Nao Ai haz anofer one. : )
Ohai mamarosa. Ar yoo awn teh cheezPeeplMap yet??? cweenmj haz just poasted teh instrukchuns awn teh nekst tigurrrr pikchur.
LOL!! Ssoreee – it’s awn this wun. Just luk up abov – an if yoo hasn’t dun it – pleez do! We want to hav ebreewun there!
Ai iz on it!
Clappity!
Hannibal Lecter kitteh sez “Hello,Clarice !”
Sprey wun said, r’moov payntur’z tayp, an ur dun!
that is so cool!!!
oh hai lady phenom… u nu here?
ooo, im feeling dizzy
yeeessss kitteeehhhhh…of korrrse i’ll dooo anythinggg yoooo sayyyyyy
My God, she is SO pretty!
Ai fink her haz bloo eyes on top of all that. That maeks her part Meezer!
oh-em-eff-gee that iz teh skareh. Liek teh sunsett in teh kitteh. o__O
more like 49% compleet
kool eeyes!
i cant believe my kitty got on the icanhazcheezeburger! her name is Pouncer and shes in sleep mode right next to me.
Wow. We have a cat that looks very similar to this – same colors, same split right down the middle of her nose.
I haz a chikken naimd Eclipse! ^_^