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It juss fell doun boom
shoooore it did…
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conga rats onna nawt sekund Anni! adn conga rats tu lolnatalie fur teh capshun!
No! reellyz!
Maybe cieling gogie did it….
mus hab been a notter victim ob da kyoot… oh mai… adn no ccc neerby.
Dat’s bekaws teh CCC iz cooking mai birfday dinner rite nau. (Yu’z awl inbited, yu know.)
Sowwy ifn ai’s layt, but… HAPEETAYL BURFDAY TU YU!!!!!
Thanky yew! Adn there’s 6 howurs tu goe, so no, yu’re nawt layt. Hab sum cayk adn cookies!
Iz ur birfday??? Adn deh CCC iz cooking ur dinner??? I did not b noeing deh CCC wuz a stove.
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Happee birfday JD!!!
Frowz sum cweenfettiz
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Hee! concatshulashuns, anniepuss! We can has dance and drinkies?
Mah kittehs likes to sit on top of dere kitteh tree an plai wif teh pull-cords fur teh seeling fans. I shud sho dem dis pikshur!
Thx fur teh congrats. Ai iz juss goin 2 haz mai dinner inna minnit, so an apperriteef wud be gud!
A pare uv teef wud be yoosful 2!
Mai brudder wunse tyed a lawng ribbon onna ceeling fan blade an turned ceelin fan on “low”. Teh ribbon began goin rown an rown. Soon, teh kitteh wuz chasin it, gettin dizzy inna prosess! Wuz funnee 2 watch!
*gigglol* Ai cn majin dat sooooo eezy!
did it fawldowngo boom b4 or after yoo rided t rown n rown n rown?
huh ? huh ?
yeah, rite!
dooring!
GMTA! Fan nots balansd fur wayt of kitteh ons won blayd.
Mah liddle lubburd lieks to sit on teh fan blade.
We click in on fur a haff second so it juss starts to moobe.
He rides it round and round liek hims iz at teh muzement park.
Mai Loki yoosta du dat when him wuz a bebbeh, onna recurdplayer turntable. Him luveded it!
And it only took me 250 times pullin’ de string! Arn’cha glad I halped?
Ai haz creeated havoks n deestrukshun. Mai wurk heer iz dun.
Elebenty cheezburgers 4 u!
But, u 4gotted 2 luk innosent.
Ooopsie.
Ai haz sign at werk dat says mostlee de same ting! “Chaos, panic and mass destruction. My work is done.” Heh-heh-heh.
Ummmm…..it wuz lyk dis wehn ai gotted heer? Yesh, dats it! It wuz lyk dis wehn ai gotted heer!
I seed teh goggie run outta teh room, iffs dat’s enny halp.
Dis? Oh itz nuffin.
::hides screwdriver behind bak::
Nativecc66, didz u putted teh fan onna top ov ur hat?
*whispers*
Nice to see u wif a hat on again.
POWNCE!!!
Hai shirlee!!
reelee! ai didn dewit! on-esst!
Wun down, elebenty moar 2 go!
Aie just tuched it wunce an it felleded. Aie nawt uzing it asz hellolcopter. Dat was goggie. You can fikez? Aie wants tew goe fliey…..
Oops maggsuvrhoomun, I didn’t see ur goggie comment.
Mah bad. I’z sowy bout dat.
Nawt to wurri Romeow u sawd der doggie dat I chazed awt fur doin der bad fing dat aie iz nawt noing nuffin abawt……….. ooooo dawts
ohai everybuddy — ai herd a thing on the radio today. Yew gotsta listen to this. Yew will like it. Ai garanteez it.
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http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95088503
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click on the link where it sez “Listen Now”.
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the ornj wunz nawt always poyzon
teh heeling power of kittehs… nice storee Fleep, fankies
It just goes to show that we all have love and compassion inside us, but the decision to show that love and compassion to our fellow kitteh s
(or the human slaves) is down to each individual.
Expressing love opens us to rejection. Here on ICHC there are many wonderful people who show us the power of unconditional love, for animal or human kind. Long may it continue.
Thank you for posting this Phillipe
thank yew fleep..da kittehs truly be magic…
Mai aiyes be lil bit leakie nao… *huggles her big orinj floofball uv a kitteh-gurl who wuz a scarded hungry abused stray onse*
*snif*
handmeahanky Pd’B, I a weepy mess nao. Thankyew for shair ing this storee.
heer yu go bobcat..
*handz ober a soff hankee*
i gotz ta go snorgle a kitteh belleh nao.
Duz ennybuddy knoe wut happened to teh kitteh?
I thinkin mebee Troy blongs on our Cheezpeeps Map. Can he has an honurary plase here?
Goggie did it. Srsly.
itz alwayz goggies fault. eberybuddy noes that.
and faux finnished da floorss
U nawt baiyin dat, huh? Okeh, ummmm…..it wur Baysmint Kat.
I see wuts wrong wiff yer fan, one blade is misal…missali…mesalin, nawt even so it wud hab bid vibrashuns and ulim8tly shake itseff off de ceeling. Yup dats de cause alwite, hooman failure agin.
Why fan nawt werkin’? It’s HOT in here! You hoomins not no how to fix stuffs….
U had bettah hab it fixed bai teh tiem I wake up frum mah nap.
Mr. Fixitcat tu teh reskew.
Oh, ai bemember Mr. Fixit! Adn ai must sai, dis lol maded mii LOL owt lowd!
I prefurr Jim “aiaiaiaiaiaiaiai” fixxit.
Kitteh sez teh oanliest fing tuu duu naow iys tuu turnez awn teh aire-kundishonir!!!!
(her sez tuu duu tihs, becuz teh fann bees rlly shot, adn kitteh duz nawt wunt tuu bees tuu hawt!!!)
YNGs r ‘pozed to b hot.
kitteh jus wansto hawg da AC vent, aifinksew.
HAHAHA
xpensif? xpesif wut?
ur screeen naim: i doan gitz it
nd ai missspelz it! sowwy, i ment xpenzif.
Kitteh habs xpenzif tazte in gushifud maibe
We all know that kitteh cats
Are into home improvement
And when they’ve stopped the ceiling fan
They exist for their amusement.
Fan? Ai did nawt see anee fan.
O, dat fan, yesh, ai saw itz butt ai dunno haow itz got dat wai.
Wel, yesh, ai kno how itz got dat wai butt ai promize nawt to tel.
Wel, otay, ur hubby did itz, doan tel himz ai tol u.
Otay, he dint doo itz butt waz himz fawlt, he tol meh 2 ride onna blade.
Otay, u rite, ai did it butt ahm reely sawree (purr purr, big eeyz,cutie-faice eckprezzion)
Hee hee, mam’s such a pushober!
hey!! y u lukin ta meh liek taht?! i just turned teh fan off fur u!! srsly!!
its nawt liek i totally wrecked it or anyfing….
its teh goggie he didz it all his falt! keel himz and eet its liva!
Just blame it all on Ceiling Cat…
wate a minnit, wate a minnit.
ai gotz de aideah-
ok, sew wi gotz da 10’s ob towsends ob prizoners in prizuns n jayls awl ober da kuntree, yeah ?
AN wi gotz da 10’s ob towsends ob kittehs n goggies in shelters n reskues awl ober da kuntree, rite ?
am ai da oniest won hoo see a sulushun heer ?
wy nawt gib da widdle goggies n kittehs to da plaices of incarsir a shun ? da prizahnerz woo b beri gud cood feed da kittehs an cleen da litterboxes and brush em, n wok da goggies n trayn em n feed em n teech em tricks?
woodn haf tew kost da prizun plaices nuffin
Ohai, sparkysmom!
Dere are sebberal programs were hoomins in carsirashun train goggies. Tehy lerns aobout dissplin an respec an stuffs anda goggies lerns to behave better (moar lyke kittehs).
If you Google prison “dog training” you will get lots of hits.
GMTA, ifinskso!
Taht is not teh wai to treet our biggest fan!
O Mai! itz mai old apartmentz!
thx! i tried beefour but dunn workz!
That fan is a rare, American-made 70s Casablanca K-63 Victorian and is not meant to be messed with!
i luv lolcats they r hilarious!!!