wen i conquar werld
wen i conquar werld u shall be spared
da wurld will b awl mine soon!
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Long az u keap gibbin me cheezburgerz
Ohai Anni!!!!!! Lawng tyme no see! Sawry I wuz juss peekin in, an haz tew go fix teh clam chowder nao. Mebbeh teh kitteh join me fur that too, mrow?
Doan let kitteh fool u! Kittehz has alreddy taken ovr teh wurld!
thats funny! lol
Tuxi, yu can haz awl teh cheezburgiez yu wantz. Jus fur biiun so Qte.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Loyal minions kno hao to please world-konkerurur kitteh!
Ohai Booklion!!!!!!!!! Nao I sawry I fot of this attawll….I miss ebbereebuddy!
where haz yu been, zf? We b missing yu!
Yu noez, when I finks ov yr naym, I alwayz finks of shampayne flolute. So I fink of goldy life-gibbing bevverij, bubblols that tikkel teh nose, nd giddy happiness.
Zauberflolute!!! Kum bak!!! wii missing u!!! Adn wii not noeing ware u ben??
Wut u ben dueing?
wut she sed! {{{{{zf}}}}}
meh tu {{{{zf]}}}
yeah, wat teh cween said!!
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well den u shud come bak!
We miss u. ♥
fifth!
I couldn’t figure out what he was eating at first – but, of course, it was a cheezburger!!! LOL
jes!but he wud proffr a chezbrgr wif:
avamacado
bloo chez
catsup
deelishusness
e…
eer wax
fishees
guishifuds!
h…
hallypeenyos
italyin seesnings
jumpin beens
katamari
i meen kalimaree
lublee cheeziez
mini munchiez
nomnomnomz
o…
oniens
piklols
quale?
radimashes
swiss cheezes
haha ppl plz be MY FRIENDS!!! k lol
Wowsers!!! Wun tuxie kitteh iys gunna konquer teh wurld awl bye hisseylfe!!!
(Awn sekond thot, wye nawt???? Kitteh-Powure bees HUUUUGE!!
Uh-huh, absololootlee ginormuss, kitteh-powurs be! Hao else dey gets ebryfing dey want n get away wif ebryfing dey du, just by luking cyoot??? Hao else dey reryte de laws uv fizziks alla tyme??? Kitteh-powurs almost az hujumungus az kitteh attatoode, aifinkso.
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never underestimate deh power uv deh cat.
Iz bizzy eetin, but i rimemmbr ur kiendnzz soon as i aer dun
At leest till sumfing shiney cums along!
Cheezpeepz Wantid
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Dis kitteh needing 2 noez ware awl dehCheezpeepz b wen him takingz ober deh whirrld!!
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Srsly!! Wii wanting 2 gitz awl deh Cheezee Peepz on deh Googlee map! Adn wii wanting to hab Cheezee Peepz on awl deh kontiee nentz! If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing.
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I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee. I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
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Dis b a nawsum map — so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz b… It b nise fer da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
an nomsnomsnoms to cw fer dueing diz, iz muchly fun!
Adn ai kan haz purrrrrpel pinny awn teh map!!
awww, it luks lyke aiyam alla lone in Noo Hamster
ish hokay! i az alown in souf catolina, too. shalwee sing the lownlee sawng?
Dis loanlee song?
♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
Loan~lee, Ah’m Mister Loan~lee
Ah haz no buddy fo~or mai own
Ah am so loan~lee, Ah’m Mister Loan~lee
Wish Ah had sumwun tu kawl on deh fone.
♪♫
Noaw Ah’m a soljer, a loan~lee soljer
Away frum home threw no wish uv mai own
Taht’s wai Ah’m loan~lee, Ah’m Mister Loan~lee
Ah wish dat Ah kud go bak home
♪♫
Ledderz, neber a ledder
Ah git no ledderz in deh mayle
Ah’ve ben furgottin, yes, furgottin
Oh how Ah wunder, how iz it Ah fayled?
♪♫
Noaw Ah’m a soljer, a loan~lee soljer
Away frum home threw no wish uv mai own
Taht’s wai Ah’m loan~lee, Ah’m Mister Loan~lee
Ah wish dat A-a-a-h ku-u-d go-o-o ba-a-ak ho-o-o-o-o-ome!
berreh gud, cween!!
alown in dis whirld,
dunno wut tew doo,
evints com unfurld,
that led meh tooo yoooo!!!!
coarris: lonlee no moar,
we r tewgevver!
wii woan be poar
cuz wear richr then ever!
Wii singing in tow part homineez! {{qb999}}
oooooh… da colourz ar so pritty….
Yesh, u gabe meh a cheezburger butt wat hab u dun fer meh laytely?
Ai meen within teh last twoo minutes (burp).
zactly! u haz dun nuffin fer meh laytely!
(Yah, world conquercat wif short attention sp … ooh, dots!)
r dey shiinee? oooh!
did sumwun sai shiinee dots????????????? oooohhhhh…..mi faborite !!!
Kitteh undurrstandz
simpill deelytez ub joosee
Nommee Cheezburgr
Juss enuff bredd, cheez
andz meet 2 putz Kitteh inz
benevvullent mood
Wunss Kitteh runz t3h
wurld, himz will maykz Cheezburgr
Nashunull Nom Nom
Jack.
LAWNG LIBZ CHEEZBURGERZ!!! lol.
itz awl sad at teh end.
ai iz sad nao. ai finished mai book.
Ohai, yung gurl sloof, bin mising yu. wut yu reding dat’s sad? Yu mite like Susan Albert Wittig’s stories abowt Beatrix Potter. fikshun based on biograffy Nawt secund ub 4 iz”The Tale of Hill Top Farm”
U play wif us, wii making u awl happee agin.
hewwo werdy! i is a book feend tew. wut buk u ben reeedin? i cin rekamind a fews, iffin ya like.
ohhh… iz sad fur u… w3ll, glad ur bak!
Kitteh wantz werld nomination.
LOL! i thawt whee awl wantid whirled peas, thew? werld nomination duzin seeam tew fawl inta dat kittehgory.
mercifulness, dis LOLcat haz it! nawt bery common u noes…
well… on teh sekund paw… teh kitteh WANTS to taek ober teh whirlled… which iz nawt bery merciful akshullee…
Mebbe if teh kitteh taeks ober teh whirled, he maek it a bedder plaes fur alla kittehs n deir loyull slaives? Dat cud be merciful.
yeah, happicat fur prezidunt!!
toally OT, but ai hav been giglolling agin at the Llama Song. heer s teh linkee (ai hoap) ifn yu hasn seen oar herd it yet.
albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
traiin agin http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
Yay!!! an teh lyrics…
here’s a llama
there’s a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck
llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck
i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama’s llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck
is THIS how it’s told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i’ve run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
holy non sequitur, cat-man. that was heelayuriuss!!!!!1!
that was crazy!
ai thot is waz a larjj silleh ! (datz teh bestest kine, doncha noes ?)
U ar satifaktry
Nao bring me fryes
*shnerk*
mai furst wun on home paige! =^.^=
Yay! Conga rats, penguian! Dat be reely purrfekt capshun fur teh pikshur! *dansdansdans fur penguian’s win*
Congradumalashuns, penguian!!!! Guud foar yuu!!
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU HAZ TEH CHEEZBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
EXTRA pickle?
Jeff kitteh iz famouse!
zomg, it’s a quarterpounder
can i taek da madagascar?
KORDER POWDER WIF CHEEZ AND XTRA PIKLZ!!!!