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he taked my spot :(

u took mah spot b4.

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    • AfriCat says:

      Ai slayded him wiv mai kyoot!!!

      • queenbee999 says:

        conga rats, goosie!

        • cweenmj says:

          SPLORT ALERT!!
          AWL CHEEZEE PEEPZ TU B PUTTING ON DEH CHRG(wdoi) IMEEJITLEE!!
          .
          DIS IZ NOT A DRILL!!!

          • jd says:

            *puts hiz CHRG ober hiz party hat. Duzn’t wurk. Den tryes putting party hat ober CHRG. Ah! Dat’s better.*

          • divakitty123 says:

            Ooooo! De overwhelmin kyootness of it awl! Double-whammied by pweshus goggie-let and baby-bloo-eyd kitteh wif xtra floofy furz…iz mai 1950’s bavving cap ‘nuf protection? Reaches for CHRG to put on tawp……….toolate. Ai haz teh SPLORT…zzz…zzzz…..zzzzzzz

            • noozilander says:

              OH NOEZ! i helps you divakitteh
              iz neber dun dis befor but here goez
              grabs dtustpan to scoop up braynez scoopy scoopy
              puts braynez back in hed pat pat pat
              puts on CHRG wrapy round wiv ducky tape
              gives ducky tape back to ducky
              gives floofy blankee an floofy hawt chocklit wiv cinnamon an slice of floofy pavalova (for da shock)
              nao yew stay away from da kyoot for awhile ok divakitty while i see what made yew splort

              • cweenmj says:

                Noez!!!! Noozilander!!!! Don’t luk!!!!!!!!

                • Oh noes! *hides under splort-rezistent rubber blankkit*

                  • noozilander says:

                    dun woree iz immune to splortz
                    wait iz neber seen kyoot lik dis UH OH
                    KA SPLORT

                    • Ack! Nudder splort! N dis iz awnlee mai nawt-sekkund day onna job! Tawk about yur onnajob traynin! Nao, wair did dat CCC be goin tu? Aha!
                      *dragdrag ober*
                      *openup*
                      *scoopy scoopy noozilander’s brayns tugever*
                      *washy washy wif teh cleen watters importeded frum nu ziland*
                      *stuffy stuffy teh brayns back intu teh hed*
                      *apply teh 50s baving cap wif chin strap n fassen strap*
                      *SNAP teh CHRG ober teh cap*
                      *get teh dayglo ducky taype… taypee taypee taypee around teh hed*
                      Otay, dere we go. All fiksded.
                      *wraps in floofy blankkit awl warm frum teh dryer*
                      Heer be yur hawt chokklit wif teh whipt creems n teh chokklit sprinklies, n yur chokklit ephalunt. Nao, remember, du nawt luk at teh cyoot until you recobber fully! N nekst tiem, yoose protekshun!!!

                      • noozilander says:

                        fanks prysmatikitteh i dont finks iz immune to splortz now
                        u wantz sum pavalova? mai nan maed it dis mornin

                        • divakitty123 says:

                          A pavlova? Ai got served pavlova wen I was in Oztrailya. Nom-nom-nom! Ymmiest thing ever!

                        • *fawls ober flat n nibbles happileh awn teh pavalova*
                          Yum dis iz gud! Fankies!
                          Wow, ai all wored owt!
                          Ai just gunna haid ryte heer under teh splort-rezistent rubber blankkit n let otter peeples handle ani moar splorts dat happn.
                          .
                          Akshully, prolly shud be goin tu bed befoar mai kitteh masters show me teh pointy ends. 8O
                          Night ebrybudy! Yoose protekshuns!

                        • noozilander says:

                          yes iz yummiest nomz (iz invented in Nooziland nawt australia eben thoe dey say dey invented it)my nan makez it wif chawklit flakes spinleyed awl ober it.

                        • divakitty123 says:

                          Ai gnu de pavlova wuz invented in Nooziland cux sum speshul frends told me ’bout wen dey had it 4 the nawt sekkond time. I saw it awn menyoo in Melbourne in 1996 and just had to try it. It had sahss of mango on it, but I tinks choklit flakes b more wunnerful!

              • divakitty123 says:

                Tankee noozilander. Ai’z feelin better nao. An de cinnamon n de choklit iz specshully nice. Will rest a bit and….whahappen? Ooo Noo…Come back Noozilander! Save him (her?).

                • noozilander says:

                  cinnamon iz good for relaximation an stuff (i cook a lawt too)
                  ahm feelin better nao thanks to prysmatikitteh
                  (ps: i iz a him)

              • donnaw says:

                dat not divakitty – dis divakitty
                http://www.fortcollinscatrescue.org/adoptkittens.html at the bottom of the page. i knows cuz i’z her foster mommy. she sings purrrty and is in charge of my 6 adult cats!

                purrs!

            • 8O Ai go outta teh rum fur a few minnits n dere’s moar splorts?
              *drags CCC ober tu divakitty*
              *sweepy sweepy teh brayns*
              *wash wash teh brayns wif imported sparkly watters*
              *tuck tuck teh brayns back wair teh beelong*
              *replais teh hed peases*
              *retreev teh baving cap n CHRG frum teh walls wair teh snapt tu*
              *puts teh baving cap awn divakitty n straps awl snug*
              Uh oh, dis CHRG is damijed!
              *finds nu CHRG (wdoi) n snaps intu plaes awn hed*
              *dayglo pink duckytaype roun n roun n roun*
              Okay, heer be blankkit, floofy n warm frum teh dryer, n heer be hawt chokklit, n heer be chokklit ephalump tu eet, Du nawt luk at teh cyootness agin until yu haz had tiem tu fullee recubber!

      • AfriCat says:

        *bows wit teh flourish an sweeps huje feathery hat to teh floor* Mai sunseerust conga rat shoelaces tu yu, Lady Goosi!!! Mai ai presunt yu wiv teh seremoanial Key tu teh TyBooteek (iz not reely locked) ? An wud yu doo mee teh honoor ov alloooin mee tu eskort yu tu teh Booteek?

  1. jk2kitteh says:

    noooeee!! deh goggie splorted and naow mee tew!!

    • AfriCat says:

      Ai’ll hep yu!! *sees teh goggie-bebbeh an teh kitteh-bebbeh* O! SPLORT!!!

      • *runruns aroun in sirkles* Oh noes, oh noes! Splorts! We iz needing teh CCC medjatelee or eben sooner den dat! Ai nawt trayned! *ducky taypes teh baving cap n teh FCHRG awn own hed fur protekshun n goes luking fer teh CCC* Sumbudies halp, we haz splortseseses! But du nawt luk at teh cyootness!

      • queenbee999 says:

        holy Splort! if moar peepz jus weard dere boalr hats nun uv dis wud evar happen. lemmeseehere… scoop…tayp…wissle…rapp wiffa floofyness uvda blankee…gibs hawt chocolit… dere. awl inna dais wrrk. nao, JK2K, afri, i wants yew tew prawmiss meh to wear proprr cyootness prrtekshun atall tiems! k???

      • Oh noes, dere’s nobudy tu halp!
        *finds teh CCC*
        *runruns bak wif it*
        *opuns it up*
        *collekts teh brayns uv jk2kitteh n AfriCat n keeps dem separated*
        *washy washy teh brayns in teh sparkly spring watters, wun atta tiem*
        *tuck teh brayns back in teh skulls*
        Oops, wrong way around.
        *tucks teh brayns back in teh RYTE skulls*
        *puts heds bak ugedder*
        Dis iz lyk 2 jigsaw puzzels at wunce! Which hed dis peas goes in?
        *stretches CHRG ober teh heds*
        *tapey tapey tapey*
        Otay, heer be cheezyfrens map blankkits, Xtra floofy, fur bof of yu, n ai will runrun n find sum hawt chokklit nao. Just sit dere n wateber yu du, du NAWT luk at teh cyoot agin ryte away!

      • WHEEOOO WHEEOOO WHEEOOO!!!
        Teh CCC iz hear!!!
        *servays teh seen*
        O noes! AfriCat’s braynes r awl ober teh playce!!!
        *rummages around for sweepy fing and scoopy fing*
        Aha! hear tehy iz!
        *Scoopy scoopity scoop*
        *Pores teh braynes bak inna AfriCat’s hed*
        SNAP! goes teh CHRG
        BRIPPTTTT goes teh dukky taype
        *Taype taype tapity taype*
        STREEECCCHHHH goes teh 50s BC w/foi
        *fassens chinny strap*
        *cubbers AfriCat wif floofy blankee wif liddle ponies awn it*
        Hear’s a nice chokklit martoonie adn sum gummi possums. Ewe rest nau adn gits bedder!!

  2. azoore says:

    The dog is pretty cute :D

  3. Hashim says:

    *psst* use teh pointee endz!!
    use dem!!
    uh oh.. *luks at kitteh*
    *everything turns balck adn white*
    *eyes are fully opend, i am very surprised*
    sooo…. much….. cute
    *BOOOOM!! SPLOOOOOOOOOORT!!1!*
    *falls to the ground and cant move*
    *blargh, iz ded*

    • D.R. says:

      Warnin: tiny puppy and tiny kitteh may cause ekstreem splort overwelmness in hoomins. Plz to take shelter.

    • Ack, nudder splort! Brayns, dey be ebryweres! Wow, Hashim gots lawtsa brayns!
      *scoopy scoopty alla brayns*
      *washy washy all nies n cleen*
      *put brayns back in hed*
      Yu sure dis all fitteded in heer befoar?
      *gets teh last bit uv brayns in Hashim’s hed*
      *puts hed bak tugever*
      *straps on teh 50s baving cap*
      *snaps teh CHRG ober dat*
      *ducky taeps roun and roun and roun wif daiglo green*
      *tucks teh floofy map blankkit around Hashim*
      Heer be hawt chokklit, ai got it fur africat but ai fink yu need moar ryte nao. Du nawt luk at teh cyootness until yu iz recubbered!

      • Hashim says:

        oh yesh, ob course! *covers eyes frum teh kyoot*
        *putz teh hawt choklitt in teh microwave oven*
        iz meh fast so will taek it when teh fast iz ober! XD

    • *hummmmmmmmmmmm*
      teh hybrid, low-emission d’Beaker Labs 1001 CCC pulls up to the prone body of Hashim.
      *click*
      *whirrr whirrr whirrr whirrr*
      series of modified cleaning robots fans out in search pattern.
      sweep sweep sweep up all the brains
      *click whine click whine*
      d’Beaker Labs multi-unit pipette system moves into place
      *sqirt sqirt sqirt*
      brains back in Hashim’s craynium
      *rriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
      *wraaaaaaaaaaa*
      duck tape all around
      *pop!!*
      *hisssssssss*
      pull top on pressuriezed post-splort recobery package. Out pops fluffy blanket (wif periodic table of the elements), thermomug of hawt chonklit, sordid chawklit possums.
      there, Hashim. Yew be gud as new soon. If yew has to wait for the nomming, simply replace choklits in teh pressurized contayner; will be fine at sunset. Yew rest here.

    • cweenmj says:

      OMG!!!
      Wii haz tyz wif deh CCC!!
      3 splort recubbereez at deh same minnit!!
      *Fayntz frum deh awsumnessez*

  4. D.R. says:

    Relaks, kitteh

    U can has hug from mee :)

  5. OMG, hoo wud nawt gib dis pikchur five cheezburgers? Jus meen ol peepul, ai gess.

  6. Jack Deth says:

    Flooffee Behbee shoodz
    nawt beez sad. Hurz kewt eenuff
    2 Napz awn Doggeh

    Doggeh woant’z mind. Himz
    daown 4 t3h ten cownt dreemeeng
    sweet Doggeh dreemz

    Doggeh needz blankee
    ’roundz himz ryte eer. Sawfft blankee
    maydz ubz lawtza Floof

    Flooffee Behbee wayz
    nexxt 2 nuffeeng. Doggeh woan’t
    eeben beez awayrz :-)

    Jack.

    • ManfredMom says:

      R els floofy kitteh cans yuz reetrakabull poyntee endz to swats kyoot goggie on noes n skeer himz owf! But Ai lyks Jacks eye dee a better!!

      Smoo frum mai kittehs!

    • Mrs. Catlabash says:

      Awwww, Jack, I dunno how you do it, but you managed to make the cuuuuutest piccie in the world even schweeter. :)

  7. Missy says:

    He tooked yer spot, yew tooked my hart. Sucha pritty bebbeh!

  8. Hashim says:

    just u wait goggie, wen i becum big, i shall rule teh whirlled!!
    then u’ll see…

  9. AfriCat says:

    Fanks berry mush tu alla teh peeps fur teh reskew!!!! :)

  10. VIRZAN TILLWEED says:

    SPOT TOOK MY SPOT

  11. jmuhj says:

    But AI du!!! ;(((((((

  12. salleh says:

    HALP !!! ai iz gettin skwisheded !!!…..greedy goggie…wantz awl teh spase fer himselv……

    • gascat says:

      SALLEH!!!!

      hao iz u! I iz glad ta c u! (danses happitail dans roun salleh), I misses u!
      Hope ur life iz goin gud!
      Mine nawt so grete akshuli, I iz umemployeded, spoose is umemployeded, n gascat iz awai at collage….. phunni fing dough…. mai life iz da pitz but I haz a calm indaside… nawt shur whi….. fings bad, but I jus acceptz it as it iz….. tadai fings bad, tamara who noes??
      Aniwai, I bein finkin bout u n hopin u iz okey dokey….

      momcat

      • salleh says:

        oh Hai momcat !!!!!! ai iz happitale tu sees yu tu !!!!…..ai iz dewin sorta ok, losted mi job, but gotz wun i am crossin eberyfing awn mi bawdy dat ai getz….an ai maekz lowtz ov beedz naow ,…..lass month ai gotted a mite carried awai an maed 3,000 ov dem…..
        but wen ai finkz ov wher ai waz diz tyme lass yeer, whew !!! ai iz MUCHES bedder !!!
        an ai sorry fingz ar tuff fer yu rite noaw,…..an ai sendz beemz ov guud thotz at yu dat fingz trun arownd …….
        {{{{{{{{{momcat}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

        • gascat says:

          sry to heer bout da losen ub da joob salleh…. seemz ta be an epi demic roun hear…
          iz gud ta nao u iz makin beads…. doin sumfin helpz lots..
          I will crosses awl mai pawz n eyes n tail fur yur joob… I haz wun two, I hadz ta reschedul it… hopez deh cawlz bak!
          -spoose is lukin fur me, I had bedda scampa off!

          c u!

          momcat

          • eubie says:

            Salleh (sew gud 2 C U here!) adn Momcat, Ai reded sumfing yesserdai taht maded an Mpreshun on mii. Sed “win u grasp wut u haz, ur hand closes up adn kiips u frum reseevin udder blessings, but win u luze wut u haz, ur hand opens up adn CC can gibs u more adn bedder blessings.” Promist maisef 2 merember taht N teh futuur.

  13. sparkysmom says:

    from pdb, on da fan pikshur:

    ohai everybuddy โ€” ai herd a thing on the radio today. Yew gotsta listen to this. Yew will like it. Ai garanteez it.
    .
    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95088503
    .
    click on the link where it sez โ€œListen Nowโ€.
    .
    the ornj wunz nawt always poyzon ;)

    go tew da linky, listen, den kumbak heer

    wate a minnit, wate a minnit.
    ai gotz de aideah-
    ok, sew wi gotz da 10โ€™s ob towsends ob prizoners in prizuns n jayls awl ober da kuntree, yeah ?
    AN wi gotz da 10โ€™s ob towsends ob kittehs n goggies in shelters n reskues awl ober da kuntree, rite ?
    am ai da oniest won hoo see a sulushun heer ?

    wy nawt gib da widdle goggies n kittehs to da plaices of incarsir a shun ? da prizahnerz woo b beri gud cood feed da kittehs an cleen da litterboxes and brush em, n wok da goggies n trayn em n feed em n teech em tricks?
    woodn haf tew kost da prizun plaices nuffin

  14. Katzi says:

    Must…nawt..look….
    *SPLORT*
    Too late!!

    • Hashim says:

      oh noes!!
      *bringz in teh CCC. weeehoooooo weeeeehooooo!!!*
      *teh CCC slides in adn scoopity scoopity teh braynz*
      *putz dem bak in teh hed adn cleen dem*
      *duckie tape teh braynz adn putz a CHRG on Katzi’s hed*
      *gibz her a cup of hawt choklitt adn a cozy blanky to rest in*
      u ok naow??

  15. lunarmommy says:

    lolz, romeow just e-mayo’d dis wun to me. dis wuz shiro an happycat on thurzday. happycat wuz hogging all teh gud sleeping spots. inkluding shiro’s spot on teh bed oberniet! we had teh two kittehs in teh bed. need a bigger bed, ifinkso. at leest tehy wuz co-egsisting peesefully, for the moment. on friday shiro had a big annoi wif happycat, wuz hissing an skolding an just wanted to be owtsied all teh tiem.
    .
    on caturday shiro gotted to taek nise long naps on himz favrit chayr (we clozed the dor to teh room so him wuld not be disturbd) an him seemed to be in a better mood. erly dis morning tehy wuz stampeedin arownd teh howse agin, wifowt any hissing or complaying or anyfing bad like taht. dis ebening, a liddle wile ago, happycat wuz bein pownsy-pownsy wif shiro. shiro not reely feeld like playin, but didnt get mad at happycat.
    .
    so we’z makin progress, two steps forwurd, wun an a haff steps bak, tehn forward a liddle bit agin. happycat gotted better frum himz BIG STRESS, an i fink wunse shiro gets ober bein hissed at so much on munday an figyurs owt that happycat iz harmless an not skary (happycat iz abowt twise teh size ob shiro, srsly) an not totally takin ober himz howse, him will warm up.

  16. Rattipuss says:

    Ah fink dis kitteh and dis goggie iz 2 splorty 2 be lukks at.

    Shud habs savty warnins.

  17. WhaleNugget says:

    U no u guise need 2 get teh lives.

    • gascat says:

      oh gascat… I am down here looking for you…..
      (it will be very nice when you get your phone back….)

      momcat

    • cweenmj says:

      hoo needz a life wen wii can haz Cheezland?!?!?!?!?!

    • lunarmommy says:

      hi momcat! hope fings are going better for yoo! (i hate taht wen tehy dont hab tehr fones an yoo can’t chek up on tehm!)

      • lunarmommy says:

        oops, just seed yor post up abov, sorry fings not getting so much better, but glad yoo haz a calm abowt it, i’m shur somfin gud iz wayting to wurk owt for yoo. hang in tehr!! {{{{{momcat an fambly}}}}}

      • gascat says:

        ohi luarmommy!
        fings nawt sos grete- but I iz okey dokey wif it bai nao…… neber nao whut da nex dai will bring- cud beez gud, cud beez bad…… atlest tamara I hab a subbin joob at fishykittehs skool- dat beez gud.
        Spoose still umemployeded n beatn hiself up bout it… keep tellin him it wuz nawt hiz fault n weiz iz ok wif it….
        iz jus da muny piece dat iz hard..
        *sigh* i hatz it when gascat luzez hiz phone…. happenz two mani timz… I hab no uder wai ta tawlk two him except hear- n when sumbudi iz nice ’nuff two let him borrow a phone…… hopefulli dis problem will get resolveded tamara n hopefulli he will cawl meiz….
        Iz goin ta bed….iz late n I iz wurkin….
        sea u tamara!
        gascat-email meiz ifinz u sees dis…..
        fank u-

        momcat

  18. Ellie says:

    I have a general dislike of photos with lolcaptions that have smileys in them. It sort of stands to say that the expression on the kitten’s face isn’t sad enough. And it isn’t <.<
    It looks perfectly happy to sit there.
    Meep!

    • D.R. says:

      I have a general dislike of posts where people have a general dislike of something.

      How messed up is it to look at that picture and come up with something you don’t like?!

  19. Bebbeh goggie haz teh byggist pinkee-pinkee toe-padds taht Ai haz sean inna whil;
    Bebbeh kitteh haz teh kyuuootist pinkee noasie taht Ai haz sean laytelee az wel;

    Tihs bees hebben; Ai wil jes sittez heer foar a liddel whil adn waullow iyn teh kyuuoteniss;
    (Sumetiems pikshure ov bebbehs liek tehse bees jes wut yuu needez tuu halp yuu recobber frum sadniss……) :smile:

  20. jellybean123 says:

    vis website is great. i weally like some of de pic

  21. bluesfan473 says:

    O bebe kitteh, deres plenny ob rum fer u bof. jus noodge bebe goggie ober a lil & dere u goez!

  22. ruledbyfantima says:

    Por Kitteh. Shod repport tooooooo teh itteh bitteh kitteh commeteh tooooooo kepe saf. (Iz hopping iz speld teh lolspeak corectlie)

  23. Bulletfrog says:

    OMG!!! dish stuffz iz da cuteness! i iz goings to reeeds and luks at dish picture foevah!!!!! kthxbai

  24. Dakota Frank says:

    u can alwayz lay on toppa goggie, he lookz fluffy enoughz. *climbclimbclimbKERPLOP Purrrz* SEE! Problemz solvded kitteh has soft bed and goggie has soft blankie!

  25. Shizuko says:

    da goggie iz tireed!

  26. carbondragon says:

    he taked ur spot? NUUUU!!!!1!!

  27. kitty girl3 says:

    LOLZ!!!!!

  28. Elloz? says:

    yoo talk liek diz tu mi an i killz yor k@ :P BAAANNNGGG Iz Fred Iz Ded



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