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I haz a kyoot!
Ai slayded him wiv mai kyoot!!!
conga rats, goosie!
SPLORT ALERT!!
AWL CHEEZEE PEEPZ TU B PUTTING ON DEH CHRG(wdoi) IMEEJITLEE!!
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DIS IZ NOT A DRILL!!!
*puts hiz CHRG ober hiz party hat. Duzn’t wurk. Den tryes putting party hat ober CHRG. Ah! Dat’s better.*
Omg liek dis. Dis is gud kyoot. I iz likin eet.
U guyz no wher a lolcat kan getta cheezburgr round heer?
howz you laik it donz? Ai Flaim broyalz its fer yew
Ooooo! De overwhelmin kyootness of it awl! Double-whammied by pweshus goggie-let and baby-bloo-eyd kitteh wif xtra floofy furz…iz mai 1950’s bavving cap ‘nuf protection? Reaches for CHRG to put on tawp……….toolate. Ai haz teh SPLORT…zzz…zzzz…..zzzzzzz
OH NOEZ! i helps you divakitteh
iz neber dun dis befor but here goez
grabs dtustpan to scoop up braynez scoopy scoopy
puts braynez back in hed pat pat pat
puts on CHRG wrapy round wiv ducky tape
gives ducky tape back to ducky
gives floofy blankee an floofy hawt chocklit wiv cinnamon an slice of floofy pavalova (for da shock)
nao yew stay away from da kyoot for awhile ok divakitty while i see what made yew splort
Noez!!!! Noozilander!!!! Don’t luk!!!!!!!!
Oh noes! *hides under splort-rezistent rubber blankkit*
dun woree iz immune to splortz
wait iz neber seen kyoot lik dis UH OH
KA SPLORT
Ack! Nudder splort! N dis iz awnlee mai nawt-sekkund day onna job! Tawk about yur onnajob traynin! Nao, wair did dat CCC be goin tu? Aha!
*dragdrag ober*
*openup*
*scoopy scoopy noozilander’s brayns tugever*
*washy washy wif teh cleen watters importeded frum nu ziland*
*stuffy stuffy teh brayns back intu teh hed*
*apply teh 50s baving cap wif chin strap n fassen strap*
*SNAP teh CHRG ober teh cap*
*get teh dayglo ducky taype… taypee taypee taypee around teh hed*
Otay, dere we go. All fiksded.
*wraps in floofy blankkit awl warm frum teh dryer*
Heer be yur hawt chokklit wif teh whipt creems n teh chokklit sprinklies, n yur chokklit ephalunt. Nao, remember, du nawt luk at teh cyoot until you recobber fully! N nekst tiem, yoose protekshun!!!
fanks prysmatikitteh i dont finks iz immune to splortz now
u wantz sum pavalova? mai nan maed it dis mornin
A pavlova? Ai got served pavlova wen I was in Oztrailya. Nom-nom-nom! Ymmiest thing ever!
*fawls ober flat n nibbles happileh awn teh pavalova*
Yum dis iz gud! Fankies!
Wow, ai all wored owt!
Ai just gunna haid ryte heer under teh splort-rezistent rubber blankkit n let otter peeples handle ani moar splorts dat happn.
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Akshully, prolly shud be goin tu bed befoar mai kitteh masters show me teh pointy ends.
Night ebrybudy! Yoose protekshuns!
yes iz yummiest nomz (iz invented in Nooziland nawt australia eben thoe dey say dey invented it)my nan makez it wif chawklit flakes spinleyed awl ober it.
Ai gnu de pavlova wuz invented in Nooziland cux sum speshul frends told me ’bout wen dey had it 4 the nawt sekkond time. I saw it awn menyoo in Melbourne in 1996 and just had to try it. It had sahss of mango on it, but I tinks choklit flakes b more wunnerful!
Tankee noozilander. Ai’z feelin better nao. An de cinnamon n de choklit iz specshully nice. Will rest a bit and….whahappen? Ooo Noo…Come back Noozilander! Save him (her?).
cinnamon iz good for relaximation an stuff (i cook a lawt too)
ahm feelin better nao thanks to prysmatikitteh
(ps: i iz a him)
dat not divakitty – dis divakitty
http://www.fortcollinscatrescue.org/adoptkittens.html at the bottom of the page. i knows cuz i’z her foster mommy. she sings purrrty and is in charge of my 6 adult cats!
purrs!
*drags CCC ober tu divakitty*
*sweepy sweepy teh brayns*
*wash wash teh brayns wif imported sparkly watters*
*tuck tuck teh brayns back wair teh beelong*
*replais teh hed peases*
*retreev teh baving cap n CHRG frum teh walls wair teh snapt tu*
*puts teh baving cap awn divakitty n straps awl snug*
Uh oh, dis CHRG is damijed!
*finds nu CHRG (wdoi) n snaps intu plaes awn hed*
*dayglo pink duckytaype roun n roun n roun*
Okay, heer be blankkit, floofy n warm frum teh dryer, n heer be hawt chokklit, n heer be chokklit ephalump tu eet, Du nawt luk at teh cyootness agin until yu haz had tiem tu fullee recubber!
Tankee to prysmatikitteh. Ai b feeling so much better with 2 res-q-rs helpn me. Choklit nephlumps iz purlee restorative! And de diva lubs de warm blankee too.
u all b dah res-q-reinjers…
*bows wit teh flourish an sweeps huje feathery hat to teh floor* Mai sunseerust conga rat shoelaces tu yu, Lady Goosi!!! Mai ai presunt yu wiv teh seremoanial Key tu teh TyBooteek (iz not reely locked) ? An wud yu doo mee teh honoor ov alloooin mee tu eskort yu tu teh Booteek?
Ov coarse ewe may! Ai iz in need ob a gnu kitteh-mobile sinse Elton adn Bernie mubbished teh last wun. Silly kittehs!
noooeee!! deh goggie splorted and naow mee tew!!
Ai’ll hep yu!! *sees teh goggie-bebbeh an teh kitteh-bebbeh* O! SPLORT!!!
*runruns aroun in sirkles* Oh noes, oh noes! Splorts! We iz needing teh CCC medjatelee or eben sooner den dat! Ai nawt trayned! *ducky taypes teh baving cap n teh FCHRG awn own hed fur protekshun n goes luking fer teh CCC* Sumbudies halp, we haz splortseseses! But du nawt luk at teh cyootness!
holy Splort! if moar peepz jus weard dere boalr hats nun uv dis wud evar happen. lemmeseehere… scoop…tayp…wissle…rapp wiffa floofyness uvda blankee…gibs hawt chocolit… dere. awl inna dais wrrk. nao, JK2K, afri, i wants yew tew prawmiss meh to wear proprr cyootness prrtekshun atall tiems! k???
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Yes maam, sowwy! ai wunt doe itz agin
whew, fanks, i feel beddur naow… ai will tri to membr tew wer mai chrg!
Oh noes, dere’s nobudy tu halp!
*finds teh CCC*
*runruns bak wif it*
*opuns it up*
*collekts teh brayns uv jk2kitteh n AfriCat n keeps dem separated*
*washy washy teh brayns in teh sparkly spring watters, wun atta tiem*
*tuck teh brayns back in teh skulls*
Oops, wrong way around.
*tucks teh brayns back in teh RYTE skulls*
*puts heds bak ugedder*
Dis iz lyk 2 jigsaw puzzels at wunce! Which hed dis peas goes in?
*stretches CHRG ober teh heds*
*tapey tapey tapey*
Otay, heer be cheezyfrens map blankkits, Xtra floofy, fur bof of yu, n ai will runrun n find sum hawt chokklit nao. Just sit dere n wateber yu du, du NAWT luk at teh cyoot agin ryte away!
Sowwy, queenbee, nawt meened tu cawl yu “nobudy”
Ai gots a bit eggsited cauze ai new at dis.
tis hokay, prysma! thoas crayzee splorters need awl teh hewp tehy cin git.
Fankee berry mush!!!
WHEEOOO WHEEOOO WHEEOOO!!!
Teh CCC iz hear!!!
*servays teh seen*
O noes! AfriCat’s braynes r awl ober teh playce!!!
*rummages around for sweepy fing and scoopy fing*
Aha! hear tehy iz!
*Scoopy scoopity scoop*
*Pores teh braynes bak inna AfriCat’s hed*
SNAP! goes teh CHRG
BRIPPTTTT goes teh dukky taype
*Taype taype tapity taype*
STREEECCCHHHH goes teh 50s BC w/foi
*fassens chinny strap*
*cubbers AfriCat wif floofy blankee wif liddle ponies awn it*
Hear’s a nice chokklit martoonie adn sum gummi possums. Ewe rest nau adn gits bedder!!
An fankee berry mush agin!!!!
The dog is pretty cute
*psst* use teh pointee endz!!
use dem!!
uh oh.. *luks at kitteh*
*everything turns balck adn white*
*eyes are fully opend, i am very surprised*
sooo…. much….. cute
*BOOOOM!! SPLOOOOOOOOOORT!!1!*
*falls to the ground and cant move*
*blargh, iz ded*
Warnin: tiny puppy and tiny kitteh may cause ekstreem splort overwelmness in hoomins. Plz to take shelter.
uhhh… iz ded frum teh kyoot puppeh and kitteh….
cant…hold….out….much….longer….
Oh Noez!! Hashim iz down!!!
*runz in wif teh CCC.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b ok noaw??
ahhh…. fank u bery muchlie mah cween, iz feelin a lot betta!!
Ack, nudder splort! Brayns, dey be ebryweres! Wow, Hashim gots lawtsa brayns!
*scoopy scoopty alla brayns*
*washy washy all nies n cleen*
*put brayns back in hed*
Yu sure dis all fitteded in heer befoar?
*gets teh last bit uv brayns in Hashim’s hed*
*puts hed bak tugever*
*straps on teh 50s baving cap*
*snaps teh CHRG ober dat*
*ducky taeps roun and roun and roun wif daiglo green*
*tucks teh floofy map blankkit around Hashim*
Heer be hawt chokklit, ai got it fur africat but ai fink yu need moar ryte nao. Du nawt luk at teh cyootness until yu iz recubbered!
oh yesh, ob course! *covers eyes frum teh kyoot*
*putz teh hawt choklitt in teh microwave oven*
iz meh fast so will taek it when teh fast iz ober! XD
*hummmmmmmmmmmm*
teh hybrid, low-emission d’Beaker Labs 1001 CCC pulls up to the prone body of Hashim.
*click*
*whirrr whirrr whirrr whirrr*
series of modified cleaning robots fans out in search pattern.
sweep sweep sweep up all the brains
*click whine click whine*
d’Beaker Labs multi-unit pipette system moves into place
*sqirt sqirt sqirt*
brains back in Hashim’s craynium
*rriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
*wraaaaaaaaaaa*
duck tape all around
*pop!!*
*hisssssssss*
pull top on pressuriezed post-splort recobery package. Out pops fluffy blanket (wif periodic table of the elements), thermomug of hawt chonklit, sordid chawklit possums.
there, Hashim. Yew be gud as new soon. If yew has to wait for the nomming, simply replace choklits in teh pressurized contayner; will be fine at sunset. Yew rest here.
OMG!!
taht iz so awesum Phillipe! *admirez teh hybrid CCC*
herez to layziness
mind yew da lack of life is nawt sew yay
yesh, nawt so gr8 too akshullee…
Ohai Fleep! This iz wundermouse indeed.
Ai wud eben say – ai has nebber scene enething laik it befoar.
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But- ai dont see where yoo ar keeping teh nein varietees ov the finest Scotch scotch az sup lyed bai ar verree own Scotch expurt Paws4Thot. In teh awld CCC it wuz in teh liddle cabinet awn teh rite syde.
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Ov corse, Hashim wud nawt bee wanting teh Scotch – but tehre ar menee heer hoo ar verree fond ov this item. Iz fur mediscenal purrrpoises awnlee, ov corse.
Ohai JCH4K … the 9 varieties of teh single malt scotch are in a speshul compartment in teh d’BL Mark 1001 Hybrid CCC, along wif otter bevereges (hawt chawklit, chai tea, and martoonies). We is still working on teh details of taht part of teh system, though.
OMG!!!
Wii haz tyz wif deh CCC!!
3 splort recubbereez at deh same minnit!!
*Fayntz frum deh awsumnessez*
when we iz good, we iz very very good.
OMG!!
tahts so awesome, three ob u!! and Phillipe, i liek teh hybrid scientific CCC, itz full ob teh awesumness!!
*drops frum teh awesumness of teh 3 way recobery*
fanks a lot, cween, prysmakitteh adn Phillipe…
yew’re very welcum, Hashim. Ai’m glad yew likes teh d’BL 1001 CCC.
Itz still expery mental (Igor has been wurking awn it). Teh biggest problem we has wif it is that, althouw teh robotic hybrid automated teknical splort-recobbery system is streemely accurate and ohai lee effecient, it lacks … teh personal tuch that is so important to the victims of teh splorts. We haz been unable to solve this problem yet, but as lawng as teh cheezpeeps party sipates in teh rescyoos, it will be teh OK, and the combinashun ob e-fish-ency and lub will save the day.
oh yesh!!
why nawt put a kitteh in teh CCC, it would be teh driber?
eben wiff out teh kitteh, teh cheezpeepz r enuff!!
fanks agayn Phillipe!! XD
oh yeah… forgot about taht
fanks fur reminding…
maybe we gets a possum to drive
that shud do the trick.
Ar awl yur liddle possums awl growed up nao??? An they hav lerned to drive??
ai suppoze Igor cud be teeching them to drive. eeek.
*Awlso fayntz frum deh awsumnesses* *thud*
Relaks, kitteh
U can has hug from mee
adn me too!!
blind hugz taht iz, uz too kyoot to handlol!
OMG, hoo wud nawt gib dis pikchur five cheezburgers? Jus meen ol peepul, ai gess.
Flooffee Behbee shoodz
nawt beez sad. Hurz kewt eenuff
2 Napz awn Doggeh
Doggeh woant’z mind. Himz
daown 4 t3h ten cownt dreemeeng
sweet Doggeh dreemz
Doggeh needz blankee
’roundz himz ryte eer. Sawfft blankee
maydz ubz lawtza Floof
Flooffee Behbee wayz
nexxt 2 nuffeeng. Doggeh woan’t
eeben beez awayrz
Jack.
R els floofy kitteh cans yuz reetrakabull poyntee endz to swats kyoot goggie on noes n skeer himz owf! But Ai lyks Jacks eye dee a better!!
Smoo frum mai kittehs!
Awwww, Jack, I dunno how you do it, but you managed to make the cuuuuutest piccie in the world even schweeter.
He tooked yer spot, yew tooked my hart. Sucha pritty bebbeh!
just u wait goggie, wen i becum big, i shall rule teh whirlled!!
then u’ll see…
in teh fyootur wich is technikly te past since whirled nomination kitteh appeared a cupple owrs ago?!?!?1?!
time travel b sew kunfuzzulating!!
bery, bery confuzalating! :s
Fanks berry mush tu alla teh peeps fur teh reskew!!!!
SPOT TOOK MY SPOT
Owt damned spot!!!
out, i say! 1, 2, why, then tis tiem to do it? Hell is murky!
But AI du!!! ;(((((((
HALP !!! ai iz gettin skwisheded !!!…..greedy goggie…wantz awl teh spase fer himselv……
SALLEH!!!!
hao iz u! I iz glad ta c u! (danses happitail dans roun salleh), I misses u!
Hope ur life iz goin gud!
Mine nawt so grete akshuli, I iz umemployeded, spoose is umemployeded, n gascat iz awai at collage….. phunni fing dough…. mai life iz da pitz but I haz a calm indaside… nawt shur whi….. fings bad, but I jus acceptz it as it iz….. tadai fings bad, tamara who noes??
Aniwai, I bein finkin bout u n hopin u iz okey dokey….
momcat
oh Hai momcat !!!!!! ai iz happitale tu sees yu tu !!!!…..ai iz dewin sorta ok, losted mi job, but gotz wun i am crossin eberyfing awn mi bawdy dat ai getz….an ai maekz lowtz ov beedz naow ,…..lass month ai gotted a mite carried awai an maed 3,000 ov dem…..
but wen ai finkz ov wher ai waz diz tyme lass yeer, whew !!! ai iz MUCHES bedder !!!
an ai sorry fingz ar tuff fer yu rite noaw,…..an ai sendz beemz ov guud thotz at yu dat fingz trun arownd …….
{{{{{{{{{momcat}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
sry to heer bout da losen ub da joob salleh…. seemz ta be an epi demic roun hear…
iz gud ta nao u iz makin beads…. doin sumfin helpz lots..
I will crosses awl mai pawz n eyes n tail fur yur joob… I haz wun two, I hadz ta reschedul it… hopez deh cawlz bak!
-spoose is lukin fur me, I had bedda scampa off!
c u!
momcat
Salleh (sew gud 2 C U here!) adn Momcat, Ai reded sumfing yesserdai taht maded an Mpreshun on mii. Sed “win u grasp wut u haz, ur hand closes up adn kiips u frum reseevin udder blessings, but win u luze wut u haz, ur hand opens up adn CC can gibs u more adn bedder blessings.” Promist maisef 2 merember taht N teh futuur.
from pdb, on da fan pikshur:
ohai everybuddy — ai herd a thing on the radio today. Yew gotsta listen to this. Yew will like it. Ai garanteez it.
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http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95088503
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click on the link where it sez “Listen Now”.
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the ornj wunz nawt always poyzon
go tew da linky, listen, den kumbak heer
wate a minnit, wate a minnit.
ai gotz de aideah-
ok, sew wi gotz da 10’s ob towsends ob prizoners in prizuns n jayls awl ober da kuntree, yeah ?
AN wi gotz da 10’s ob towsends ob kittehs n goggies in shelters n reskues awl ober da kuntree, rite ?
am ai da oniest won hoo see a sulushun heer ?
wy nawt gib da widdle goggies n kittehs to da plaices of incarsir a shun ? da prizahnerz woo b beri gud cood feed da kittehs an cleen da litterboxes and brush em, n wok da goggies n trayn em n feed em n teech em tricks?
woodn haf tew kost da prizun plaices nuffin
*sigh*Leeky eyebolls…..ennyone gots a tishoo?
*sniffle sniffle*
i didnt know how a cat could change onez life *sniffle sniffle*
*hands a tissue box to Katzi*
*usez a tissue for himself*
so… good….
Must…nawt..look….
*SPLORT*
Too late!!
oh noes!!
*bringz in teh CCC. weeehoooooo weeeeehooooo!!!*
*teh CCC slides in adn scoopity scoopity teh braynz*
*putz dem bak in teh hed adn cleen dem*
*duckie tape teh braynz adn putz a CHRG on Katzi’s hed*
*gibz her a cup of hawt choklitt adn a cozy blanky to rest in*
u ok naow??
lolz, romeow just e-mayo’d dis wun to me. dis wuz shiro an happycat on thurzday. happycat wuz hogging all teh gud sleeping spots. inkluding shiro’s spot on teh bed oberniet! we had teh two kittehs in teh bed. need a bigger bed, ifinkso. at leest tehy wuz co-egsisting peesefully, for the moment. on friday shiro had a big annoi wif happycat, wuz hissing an skolding an just wanted to be owtsied all teh tiem.
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on caturday shiro gotted to taek nise long naps on himz favrit chayr (we clozed the dor to teh room so him wuld not be disturbd) an him seemed to be in a better mood. erly dis morning tehy wuz stampeedin arownd teh howse agin, wifowt any hissing or complaying or anyfing bad like taht. dis ebening, a liddle wile ago, happycat wuz bein pownsy-pownsy wif shiro. shiro not reely feeld like playin, but didnt get mad at happycat.
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so we’z makin progress, two steps forwurd, wun an a haff steps bak, tehn forward a liddle bit agin. happycat gotted better frum himz BIG STRESS, an i fink wunse shiro gets ober bein hissed at so much on munday an figyurs owt that happycat iz harmless an not skary (happycat iz abowt twise teh size ob shiro, srsly) an not totally takin ober himz howse, him will warm up.
{{{LM}}} {{{shiro}}} {{{happeecat}}}
tahts gud to hear!!
{{{{{Lunarmommy, happycat adn shiro}}}}
hi hashim! don’t get to talk to yoo very much cawz ob teh time differnse, hope yor doing gud! did yoo see teh linkie to teh picshurs ob me an romeow an happycat? heer it iz if yoo missd it:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30819068@N07/
oh dat Happycat iz wun beeutimus kitteh !!! ai lieked yer fotoz !
fank yoo, he iz most beootymus! him iz most frendly an lubbing, too. him also eets a LOT! i told him we miet hab to re-naym him “mr. piggeh.” we hoeps taht him an owr kitteh we alreddy had, shiro, will becom buddiez wun day.
Ohai lunarmommy!!
i had been reading ur updates!!
now i haz seen teh photos!! They be byootimus!! fanks fur sharing, i appreciate it muchly!
Yoo haz Happycat naow? Oh, Ai iz so happy! Such a byootimus kitteh! Such a floofy tail! Ai is so glad Happycat naow haz a forever home.
yup, she does!!
and she also haded a cheezmeet wiff Romeow!!
Ah fink dis kitteh and dis goggie iz 2 splorty 2 be lukks at.
Shud habs savty warnins.
U no u guise need 2 get teh lives.
oh gascat… I am down here looking for you…..
(it will be very nice when you get your phone back….)
momcat
hoo needz a life wen wii can haz Cheezland?!?!?!?!?!
*gibs yu a slice ob hiz birfday caek*
aw, iz ur birfdai jd? Happee happee birfdai 2 uuuuuuu!
Thanky yew! I preshyayte awl teh happies I’m getting from cheezfrends.
hi momcat! hope fings are going better for yoo! (i hate taht wen tehy dont hab tehr fones an yoo can’t chek up on tehm!)
oops, just seed yor post up abov, sorry fings not getting so much better, but glad yoo haz a calm abowt it, i’m shur somfin gud iz wayting to wurk owt for yoo. hang in tehr!! {{{{{momcat an fambly}}}}}
ohi luarmommy!
fings nawt sos grete- but I iz okey dokey wif it bai nao…… neber nao whut da nex dai will bring- cud beez gud, cud beez bad…… atlest tamara I hab a subbin joob at fishykittehs skool- dat beez gud.
Spoose still umemployeded n beatn hiself up bout it… keep tellin him it wuz nawt hiz fault n weiz iz ok wif it….
iz jus da muny piece dat iz hard..
*sigh* i hatz it when gascat luzez hiz phone…. happenz two mani timz… I hab no uder wai ta tawlk two him except hear- n when sumbudi iz nice ’nuff two let him borrow a phone…… hopefulli dis problem will get resolveded tamara n hopefulli he will cawl meiz….
Iz goin ta bed….iz late n I iz wurkin….
sea u tamara!
gascat-email meiz ifinz u sees dis…..
fank u-
momcat
wishing u gud luck and taht teh dayz to cum will be gud fur u!
{{{{{Momcat adn fambly}}}}}
I have a general dislike of photos with lolcaptions that have smileys in them. It sort of stands to say that the expression on the kitten’s face isn’t sad enough. And it isn’t <.<
It looks perfectly happy to sit there.
Meep!
I have a general dislike of posts where people have a general dislike of something.
How messed up is it to look at that picture and come up with something you don’t like?!
Bebbeh goggie haz teh byggist pinkee-pinkee toe-padds taht Ai haz sean inna whil;
Bebbeh kitteh haz teh kyuuootist pinkee noasie taht Ai haz sean laytelee az wel;
Tihs bees hebben; Ai wil jes sittez heer foar a liddel whil adn waullow iyn teh kyuuoteniss;
(Sumetiems pikshure ov bebbehs liek tehse bees jes wut yuu needez tuu halp yuu recobber frum sadniss……)
Iz mai faborit siez ov googie… iffin yew holt hym tu yer eer, yu kan heer snorgulz furr teh ress ov teh dai ( wunce yu stop gigloling)
vis website is great. i weally like some of de pic
O bebe kitteh, deres plenny ob rum fer u bof. jus noodge bebe goggie ober a lil & dere u goez!
Por Kitteh. Shod repport tooooooo teh itteh bitteh kitteh commeteh tooooooo kepe saf. (Iz hopping iz speld teh lolspeak corectlie)
OMG!!! dish stuffz iz da cuteness! i iz goings to reeeds and luks at dish picture foevah!!!!! kthxbai
u can alwayz lay on toppa goggie, he lookz fluffy enoughz. *climbclimbclimbKERPLOP Purrrz* SEE! Problemz solvded kitteh has soft bed and goggie has soft blankie!
da goggie iz tireed!
he taked ur spot? NUUUU!!!!1!!
LOLZ!!!!!
yoo talk liek diz tu mi an i killz yor k@
BAAANNNGGG Iz Fred Iz Ded