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compleet wif teh nomming stashun
eet be teh bunway runway
plz to nom all carrot items b4 landing
*SNERK*
But noe landin awn teh Bunway Runway “B”. Traffic inna holeding patturn.
Conga rats, KC an Yvi. Off 2 teh tye booteek fur ur sillybrayshuns!
wut can I get at diz “Booteek”?
u can has all teh nomming an othur stuffs too! we also do teh dansdansdans heer
Der aer awl kynds uv wundermuss fings der. Awl kynds uv drinkses an noms, kitteh eerings, wevver vanes, wind chymez, skarfs and snoglolbez. Der aer bobblol hedded kittehs an teh newist fing iz teh `mazin cheezfrenz map flooffy blankit, so u can rap urselb in teh lub uv awl teh cheezpeeplz awl ober teh wirld.
ohhh blankit sownz abowt riet fur todeh.
*grabz mug of hawt choclit and wrapz saff in binkie*
*grabz lemur*
yesh, purrfect nao.
Yes, ov corse yoo bog can haz teh TY Boo Teek.
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Ai hav herd teher iz a noo shipment ov kitteh slipperz in, very comfee an spechullee gud fur teh tyred feats!
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An tehn we cud awl hav sum cawfee oar tee frum teh PI stawl, an tehy also has sum hfrsh frum teh oven peech cobbler.
* perks up Bobcatt ears*
“Did sumbunny sey PEECH COBBLER???”
I can haz?
*puts beeeeeg serving ov peech cobbler awn a prittee playte. hans it to bobcatt*
Ov corse!
SumBunny *snert* did indeed say it. Carefull – it’s still kwite hawt!!
Ooooh….. steeemy peechiz with crunchee tawping…
*inhalez steemy peechee arowma*
Ahhhhh!
Fanks, Janet!
Ai will hab peech cobbler fore brekfist!
An when yoo ar dun, yoo cud maybee put yurself awn teh Noo CheezPeeplMap!!
Teh insrtrkshuns shud bee showing up soon, ai hope!!
I shood be dere alreddy! Lass tyme I chekkd I wuz.
fanks annipuss! ill skip teh nomming for nao
but i leevs teh milk an cookiz as usual!
Oh rite – yoo cant nom rite now – but yoo can still pik out sumthing reelee nice frum teh TY Boo Teek.
kitteh windchimes are teh win! an i lurvs teh snorglee pawslippurs
bunny collision in 3 2 1
hmhhh… den ai fink we shud cawl da ccc emerjunceh kwik!
Hayr trafik kuntroel nawt payin atenshun?
FTW!!! *snert*
Trafik kuntroll iz brushin deir hares.
It aer berry croudid
ohai annipuss!
Ohai, Yvi, Hab ur feets recubbered?
well yesh
tho, we did a bit moar walkin yessurdeh.
ambercat and ly and me went to Bourton on teh Watur and seed model villidg.
And we nomd feesh and sheepz awn teh grass bai teh creek wif teh dukkiez!
and then we had ohai tea at Claires and I jumped awn teh tramoleen wif Aden. And I snorguld Fern and Hazil. Todeh I rest. Just liek Ceiling Cat!
so eet must be teh 7th deh! an todai IZ teh 7th deh!
yvi ‘n annipus….. we R awl so jelluss of your cheezmeet an hab lubbed teh storees ob your adbenchures togever. Wish we cud hab bean tehr wif yu!
ai kno! ai haz a big geluss!
Oh yvi-kitteh – ai can just SEEE frum awl yur hapee fayces tath it must hav bin mut wunnderful! An yoo eben gotted to snorgul Hazil an Fern. Ai wud bee happee, too!
yesh, it wuz full of win and ossim!
I had 4 days of cheezmeets in a row!
Wenzdeh: Amburcat, met at Gloucester Caffeedril, then wentid to Cheltenham Spa
Furrzdeh: Claire, wentid to Lacock village, had a nice wonder rownd, piknik and seed teh Abbey
Frideh: Innurnashul cheezmeet in Londin wif Annipuss, Ly, Ambercat and Claire, wentid to teh Zoo and strolled rownd Regents Park
Caturdeh: wentid to Bourton aawn teh Watur to see Model village wif Ambercat and ly!
BLARGH I R DED!
LOL
But sooo muches fun yoo must hav had. *sigh* It soundz as cloas to a purrfekt vacashun az iz ueberhaupt pawssibul. Yoo know – ai hav nebber found a gud Ingerlish equivalent fur “ueberhaupt,” so ai think it a lot!
an yvi – - yoo ar nawt yet awn teh noo an improoved CheezPeeplMap.
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
cweenmj iz in charj so no troll can bork this wun. Just emayol hur at cweenmj@gmail.com
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An yoo can add a commint – ai awlwaiz say “on the shores of teh beautiful Lake Michigan” furr an egg sampul.
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An enebuddee heer hoo iz nawt yet onnit – pleez do! It’s lottsa fun – an gud to see wehre ebree wun iz.
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Yvi-kitteh – yur nawt yet onnit – ai just luked. An yur spot luks verree bear!
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An enewun heer hoo haz nawt yeet dun it – com bak heer in a bit fur the instrukshuns.
oh, well, I finkso, so far, thar iz onli mee and Upfi in Germany.
I r in teh norf west, and Upfi r in teh souf in Bavaria.
I shall put mahsaff awn dat map.
Don Alexander iz frum jermanee. He’s kindo noo – he’s in teh
Thueringerwald. He’z at a . . .he’s doing his Postdoc werk az an astronomer there.
oh yesh pweaze… iffn u puts urselb awn da map ai will nawt bee soooooo lonerly here in austria… at leest mai germun cheezfrenz will bee neers 2 meh den
Yay!! Yvi b on deh map!!
*dans, dans, dans*
zomg! u bees neer da bielefeld… but… but… but… da bielefeld noe xeests!
I fotso, รผberhaupt = “at awl”? no?

yesh, I didz hez sutsh a gud tiem!
And last Caturdeh, I wentid to Longleat Safari Park wif Claire and hur kidletzz. It wuz full of teh win and ossim!
“At awl” iz close – but nawt reelee kwite rite. Duzznt hav teh sayme “feel” fur mee
glad to hear u r habbin a gud tiem Yvi!!
wat happened to ur foot?? doez it got hurt?
no hurt feetsis! just soar. too mutsh wawkin rownd!
but it wuz funnnn!!!
yeah, iz glad to hear it!!
sounds liek u had a wonderful tiem!
O’Hare ariport at rush hour.
or bunway runway
O’Hare……. FTW!
Grayt commint, JCH4K!
*giglol*
flawless victory
At Bunway Airlinez, we is hoppy to serve yoo!
“friends for dinner”? O.O *scraed*
* scampers in wib dressy gown adn lippers awn…
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(bleary eyed) moarning cheezfrends
Moarning, GP!
Mite wun ask wai yoo ar still in yur drissing gown and slipperz???? Sumthing speshul frum Caturday nite, purrrrrrhapz???
{{Janet}} is onwlee elebenty o’clock heer inna TTI, adn is teh day of rest, aifinkso adn yesh, ai was sillybrayting Caturday Eve adn Caturday
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* lukks arownd fur painkillers…
LOL!! Ai hoep teh Caturday Fun wuz way moar teh teh FunDay payne!
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Heer – wud you laik sum asprin???
Oh!! *faycepaw* AND yoo were resting. Itz still prittee urlee heer – ai think purrrrhaps ai mite need summoar rest! Ai’m a bit slo thiz moarning!
*snerk* fankies Janet
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* fires up Majikal Kawfee Mayker WHIZZ WHIZZ WHIZZ…POOF BANG!
* sippy sippy onna nice hawt chocomochalattefingy wib chokklit spwinkles
MMMMMMmmmmmmm! Taht smellz reelee gud! Ai awnlee haz a FronschPress Pot.
Mai ai plleez hav sum cohcomochalattefingy wib teh chokklit spwinkles???
* ties awn “Guinness Piggeh Kawfee Haus” aypron wib pikshures ob bebbeh lolpigs on it
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* wyndy wyndy handel, pressy pressy buttons adn… WHIZZ WHIZZ WHIZZ CLANK CLANK CLANKโฆPOOF BANG!
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heer yu go, won xtra speshul chocomochalattefingy wib chokklit spwinkles… adn onna syde, chokklit guinness piggeh shayped biscotti
Duz teh Majikal Kawfee Mayker maek teh hawt chokklit tu?
*luks awl big-aiyed n hoepfuls*
O hai Prysm! plz to be sitty down next to Janet…
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* wyndy wyndy, pressy pressy, twiddle twiddle… WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR POOF POOF POOF… Prysm leans in… BANG!
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phew… heer yu go, a dubble chokklit hawt chokklit wib whippee creem and chokklit spwinkles, adn ob corse a GP shayped chokklit biscotti – njoi!
Fank yu, n gud mornin, GP! *sitties daon bsyd Janet* *sip sip*
Mmm, purrfekt fur teh gray raynee fawl day, awsum hawt chokklit n awsum compnies!
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An ai NEBBER saw GP shayped wuns befoar.
Teh dredded raparound strikes again. Ai shud bee in safari – tehn ai cud see ebreething!
Wii can has Safari tu see awl teh furrehs inna wyld??? WANT kthax
Well – taht WUD maek sense! Wif a nayme laik Safari an awl. But IRL alw it duz fur mee is let mee see waht ai am typing! In Fyrefox (wich ai’m in rite nao), ai looz mennee werds in teh “dredded rap aroun.”
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Can yoo see ebreeting? Heer in teh commints box – nawt teh whillred! LOL!!
noes! ai has tu typee typee inna dredded dark rap aroun… is scaree but awlmoss awlways is otay!
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Njoi Kawfee {{{Janet & Prysm}}} back layter
Yay, we can has safari, n c big kittehs!
Ai just hoep teh big kittehs nawt lukin fur teh gushifud.
Ai awl out n gotta by moar 2day!
(Kittehs will sleep onna bed whyl ai walkwalk inna rayn tu get teh gushifoods fur dem… ai wish ai wuz a kitteh!)
Ai has raparound tu… ai fout it wuz just me! Ai uzes Fyrefox fur ebryfing, iz much cuddlier den IE… IE iz teh pleh.
Ebreewun sex ie iz teh pleh!! Ai haz fyrefox an safari. In safari, yoo can see ebreeting – in teh commint box! LOL! Alas, nawt teh beeg kittehs!!
Funnee – ai thot ai awlreddee maeded this commint! LOL!!
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Ai sed – ai hav herd taht IE iz teh pleh! But ai just haz teh Firefox an sasfari. An safari duzzn’t hav teh “dredded rap around.” ai has a MAC, an it just came wif teh safari.
Ai haz IE an Firefox. Ai ownlee yooz IE an haz no trubble wiv it. Teh ownlee fing Ai doan’t liek iz sum uv teh adbertizmints.
u iz in TTI?
U hez missed owt awn innanushunal cheezmeet in Londin awn Caturdeh!
I r frum Germany, but I r in Gloucester TTI awn vacashun riet nao!
He dint know about it! But ai’ll bet teh next taim he’ll bee there – an maybe Jimmba an Paws4Thot an gibbocat an ebreebuddee! We wud haz to rent a haul!! LOL!
GP hazn’t joyned teh cheezfrenz groop yet, but iz finkin uv askin 2 joyn.
ur airplane, it haz a happee
or a hoppee!
ohai Hashim! No skewl for you todai rite?
no skewl FTW!
i agreez!!
Ohai kittehcruncheez!!
Ohai bobcatt!!
yesh, iz enjoying teh loooong lolidays!!
fanks fur askin’!
ohai hashim!
Ohai kittehcruncheez!!
how am u?? itz been a while since we hab chatted and i sure do miss dem milk adn cookiez!!
i be teh hoppee, i meens happee! oh, i haz teh speshul stash i haz ben savin! mai milk an cookiz, let me show u dem!
nmmmm…. will save dem fur iftari!! but…but… dey luk so delicious!! want to nom dem naow!!
*puts milk and cookies in teh fridge*
fanks kittehcruncheez!!
Awww Hashim. Yoo ar so gud! Menee peepl mite hav cheeted a liddle – if no wun wuz luking.
well, yesh…. dey were bery irresistable!!
i habnt eaten all ob them! would u liek to taek sum?
I haz a prowd uv Hashim. Him b soo awsum and full uv win!!!
Adn him so brave — holding deh hole kontinent uv Asia fur
deh Cheezpeepz! Wii duz hab Cantate in Tokyo, but Hashim b awl bai himsef on deh mainland uv Asia. *sigh* Such a brave boi!
awwww shucks… *blushie face*
uz too kind!
moe izznt there yet??? At leest tehn Hashim wud hav a bit ov companee. She sed she wuz gonna bee reelee bizzy an dint hav teh taim to ifx teh borked map.
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An thanks again cweenmj! Teh map iz troolee wundermus. An yoo ar troolee wundermus fur having re-maekded it.
{{{{Hashim}}} {{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
Moe iz due 2 arribe in `Merica dis ebenin!
ohh… hope she haz a gud tiem there!!
oh yesh, she gibz meh lotsa company!
she iz bery kind!!
ohai Hashim … Eid (the conklewshun of Ramadan) is coming soon I think (I looked it up), I beleeve on Tuesday where you are. Iz that right? Will it be major sillybrashun, yes?
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I wunder, how teh expeerence of the fast goes for you. Is it eezier at the beginning of Ramadan and becomes harder as you go, or duz it getz easier as you go, and teh body and mind adjusts to the fast and its meaning? I have neber done such a thing, and tips my hat (w/POI) to those who do.
Ohai Phillipe d’Beaker!!
teh eid will be on Thursday where i lib adn teh fast’s get on going easier as they go, teh time for nomming teh food cumz nearer adn nearer… fanks fur askin’
Eid iz sillybrated muchlie around here…. we will sillybrate it tihs tiem too!!
I b noeing ware sum uzzer peepz b, but i only putting dem on wen dey b rekwesting it, tu preserbing deh priva seaz.
oh yesh, taht be a gud fing to keep in mind!
i like da bunnies
Cheezpeepz Wantid
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Wii wanting 2 gitz awl deh Cheezee Peepz on deh Googlee map!
Adn wii wanting to hab Cheezee Peepz on awl deh kontiee nentz!
If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=98.510804,225.703125&z=2
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC
name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment
if u wanting to say โOh Haiโ oar sumfing.
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I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee. I donโt fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will putting on ennee wun hoo askingz. U duzn t needing 2 b a reglar comminter, or haz a profile, or b a yahoo cheezfren or b on mai frenz list or nuffing. just sending mii an emayo. I promise not to spamming or giving owt ur emayo address 2 ennewunz.
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Dis b a nawsum map โ so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz bโฆ
It b nise fer da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
N if yu be onna map, den when otter cheezpeeps who haz a lonelie rap up inna floofy cheezmap blankkit frum teh boo teek, den yu be addin yur hugses tu!
Ekskweeze mee prysmatikitteh, butz ifn yu an Janet wunt a reel safari, yu shud bisit mai hoam in SoufAfrica! ai cud tak yu tu c alla beeg kittehs an fings!
YES!!!! Ai am SOOO there! Awl ai needz iz taim an munneez an. . .LOL!
Mai neece Jennifer – teh wun in Sweden rite nao, went to Souf Arikat a fyoo yeers ago. She iz a Biologist, an wuz presenting a paypurr at a con fur entz. An she just luved it! Sayed teh whine wuz reelee gud – an awl teh peepls moast frenlee.
o hai africat.me an mah hubcat was in jo berg in april dis year it was very wonnerful
O hai andakat, glad yu laiked it! nex tyme yu shud bisit Cape Toawn oar teh dragons mowntains oar teh Kruger pahk (berry mannee waild animalols!)
we wanted to go to capetown but it didnt work out .i loved the music we gotted the Freshly Ground cds They had the cd ob 2007
Ohai AfriCat, ai wuz in Cape Town in Febrooree an wented to teh vin yards an teh seaside (an seed teh pengwins – ai lubs teh pengwins) an wented to teh safari an seed teh beeeeg kittehs wiv teh beeeeg teefs an teh geeraffs an teh heffalumps (teh heffalumps is rly big – even teh liddle wuns) an drank LOTS of lubbly Sowf African wine. Teh fuds wuz grate, teh drinkies wuz grate, teh wevver wuz grate, teh peepls wuz grate … wuz rly grate, ackshully!!!
So far wii haz 123 peepz on deh map! I haz a happee!!
Still b needing sumwun in Africa adn sumwun in Auntee Artika so wii kan haz whirrld dominashun!!!
An shirrled dominashun iz defintelee waht we ar striving foar! Wif SJ az teh Vice President. Becuz she akshullee LIBS in a furrin countree!! Nawt just bordering awn wun! An she haz akshullee BIN to Russia! LOL!!
*sigh* Teh “s” iz so verree neer twh “w” – iz it nawt??? Iz it fatalee nawt??? LOL! Mai atroshuss typing – let mee offen show yoo it!
Oh ai fot yew wuz tryin tu start uhnudder scrapple.
Ai fot ai wuz gunna get “shirrled” uhgain.
::hears teh distant voice ob cweenmj awf in teh bakgrownd::
*shirrley*
Shirlee i wooden dew dat!!!
No? Oh dats gud…
Hey…wait uh minute…
Rats!
Shirlee danjer lyes ahed!
How did you know mai middle name?
Ohnoes!!1!!11 Bunway Airlines haa landeded in Mr. MacGregor’s back yards, witch is close by hiz garden!!!1!11
Runs, bunnehzez, runs fur yer lifes.
Dere b withces in deh garden??? must b gitting klose tu Halloween!!!
dere be jack-o-lanterns in de garden -stands to reason that dere be witches too
Am menee blak kittehs, too! Sitting awn teh oranj pumpkins. SOO dekoratif!
Hallooo?
we went to a preserb(rhino and lion park) an saw de huge white kitties
Nao wid moar flayts to Nebraska!
Welll, sumbuddeez gotta fly dere…..deh harelinez doan’t……
Zaktli!
Waz gona sey “Alaska” but dey hab not da grin gras.
oh no they’re gonna crash! oh wait, soft landing!
oh deer, de sawfty floofy bunneh tayles, so eerly (fer meh) awn a Funday! *holds tite to CHRG*
*runz in wif Duk Taype*
I helping u, BF473! Taypee, taypee taypee. Dere,deh CHRG b sea kured.
whew, tank u cweenmj, dat wuz a cloze wun!
Dis iz ur Captan Thumper speekin, wii wil be landin in de carrot patsch in fibe minutez, pleez 2 remain seeted until de bunneh cumz 2 a compleet stawp. Tank u fer flyin bunway harelines.
“bunz ob steal”
You haz been harrassed
****groanez***
*heddesk*
bluesfan, u haz a funneh! hahahahahaha bery ore maibe “harey” funnehz.
Bad Photoshop job.
whoo carez? iz teh funneh!
Wel, Bunn Waiy Airliens haz teh distinkshun ov beeing teh kyuootist airlien arownd,
hands, oar paws daown!!!!
Ah! Noms!! to that!!
We haz air traffik control
…Not so great akshully.
Oar mebbee hare traffik kuntrol;
Nawt soe grate akshully eivver…..
houw much 4 go 2 da Canada wif bunway airlines?
Dat bunneh iz liek.. hey, beh gettihn out of heir, dem katz aare lookin an i smellz leik cheezburger!