Care Package:
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Ebbryfing u nead fur teh kitteh
Tho Ai doan’t fink kittehz eet beenz
Conga Rats Anni; drinkees, dansees & noms onna dis most bootimuss Caturday?
Thx, GP. Ai iz still berry tyred affer the cheezmeet, so Ai fink strong coffee mite halp keap me awayke till bedtiem!
* rummage rummage rummage inna majikal floofy prezunt sack…
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* pulls out majikal Kawfee mayker wib lawts of buttons adn dials… WHIZZ WHIZZ WHIZZ POOOF
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* hands Anni steemy cup o strawng hawt kawfee (jus liek teh mericans maek) wib littel biscotti onna side.
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Aneewon else fur Kawfee?
Isle take a cuppa!! Fankz GP!
*sip dunk nom sip dunk nom sip dunk nom *
Egg salent.
h’ray fur teh donkey who maded teh frunt paige!!! yippee!!
Egg Salad capshun, Kafleen
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* happee happee dans dans
tanks, u gais! I has a surrprised, ebben still. ..
Yay! {{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
Yay! Kafleen. Iz jess teh kind ov care package I wudz lyke.
Congratumalashuns, Kafleen!!!! Haow rlly wunnerfull!!!
Yaaayy… 4 teh smartist, funniest, mos wunnerfulist donkey!!
*duz a donkey sell a *bray* shun dansdansdans!!!!*
I…
I……..
*faints*
Oh, noes, Kafleen, don’t leeve us naow!! U iz a star… Teh FRONT PAGE!!
*Wake up, wake up* Fans teh donkey wif a luvly fezzer fan madid owt ov wild canary (goldfinsh) fezzers… and calls teh auto CCC…
Oh goodie…goodies!
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*donkey comes around a l’il bit* … “Duz U haz NE parfais?”
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Ov corse!! Heer hazza peeches an creem parfait wile u regain Ur strenf..
*Wraps donkey in a sawft floofy blanky wif herz giraff cuzzins onnit*
Now U stai heer for a wile an bask in teh lime lite till u feels strong agin.. k???
*looks up woozilee @ ebburboddee wiff a wan smile*
Dat r mah Carol dat I lubs….♥
Kafleen!! U b ok!?!?!?!?! U wuz passinged owt fer a long time. I wuz wurreed.
KAFLEEN! Yoo maed a frunt page LOL!! An yoo dint tell mee! But this iz so wonderful! An it’s a reelee grate LOL, too!
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{{{{{{{Kafleen, mai deer liddle Aurora Dawn Key!}}}}}} Ai ar so prowd ov yoo!
I noes. I finkso ebbree wun needs dis in it, huh?
cewl! da kafleen maded eet adn da anni maded eet toes… adn coffee bees here 2es… onleh fing missin nao is a pie… ai ownleh cin gibs u sum apfelstrudel… wun some?
now ai haz a sad…….
RIP, Paul Newman
yew wuz a speshul man!! {{{{joanne}}}}
I didn’t know he wuz sick!
My favrit PN movie: Butch Cassidy and teh Sundans Kid.
Urs?
himz been suffrin wif cancer for awhyle
ai lurved The Sting…… it fooled me ebbry time
sry….. mai eyes are leekin
Ai dint noe abowt teh cancer….jest teh ovver dae Ai wuz inna groshury stoar wif mai fren & showed hur teh legends onna bak ob hiz poppycorm, salud dresses & Sockarooni basketti saus nd hiz cat fud produks. He gibbed ober $175,000,000 frum tehm 2 charitees…..a berry gud man, a berry sad loss. Yahoo haz a gud bio ob himz (addz teh www. in frunt): movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20080927/122253216000.html
OMCC, ai didn’t noe eever. Ai has bin feline sad todai; maybe taht’s why.
Hims wuz bery gud actor adn bery gud man too, aifinkso.
Godspeed, Paul.
U has a sad?
{{{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}}
Maybe u cud take a ride in taht shinee noo car and feel bedder?
Oh fanks, Leeza. Shinee noo car arribes Tooncesday.
Iz grey n rainee heer; iz fall. Nawt a gud combn… comab… 2 fings togevver. Also iz 2 weeks sins dat emayo. Poopy-hed bois.
*reeeeeechez up to deh top uv deh page.*
*pull. tug. ressle. pull. screeeeeencch.*
Dere I gottid it!!!
*Handz DK deh care pakij frum deh lol*
*kunsernd luk at DK*
U awl bedder now?
Oh fanks, ur majestee. Iz a prefek dai to snuggel in bed wif dat bebbeh.
*cuddels bebbeh kallicoh n feels bedderer*
*Rapz DK and kitteh up in
*Cheezpeepz Map Floofee Blankee.
*(availablol at deh TyBooTeek)
Dere, dat b gibbing u deh hug frum awl deh
cheezeepeepz awl ober deh whirrld.
Aaaahhhhhhh
Dis beez a bery speshul plaic. Cheezpeeps taeks bery gud care ob ee chudder.
hey mee too pleez
Ai no… ai nawt sew far frum yu (ai saw yu onna map!), n ai gots teh gray n rainees n awl 2. *sigh*
Ai wants 2 hibu…hydb… go asleep til spring n ai sposd 2 get fings dun 2day.
Ai sawded yoo too! We cud has a cheezmeet wif teh peeps in New Yawk State!
I just puttinged Amandakat on. her b nuzzer Kanukistani!!
Yay, cheezmeet! ai wunner if mai kittehs wud gib me permishuns fur dat.
*goes 2 look where Amandakat be, cuz Canadia be kinna big*
Ai almost furgetteded! Mai brayn in hibrunashun, aifinkso! Heer be hawt chokklit wif marsmelows fur yu while yu iz rapped in teh map blankkit n snuggel kitteh, n sum toona treets fur teh bebbeh kaliko. Hawt chokklit be berry importint awn days lyk dis! {{{4.5k}}}
Oh perfek. Fanks prysmatkitteh.
*sip sip n snggle snggle*
Grey and rainy.. we can has that too. pleh.
I was sposed to go to an owtdoor Oktoberfest today, wudda been lots of fun, but just don’t feel like standing around in teh rain all day.
Maybe we can has sun tomorrows?
Yas, much moar funner if teh sun beez shining. Butt maybe yoo cud taek a brolly adn still has teh fun?
Eh..maybee, but I was gone awl last weekend, so kinda feel like bein a homeboddie anyways. Plus, I has basemint cat in my lap, and I don’t fink she wants me to go anywheres today.
yeh, Bast does require regular his/her supplicants to be………..obedient.
And I always do what I’m told.
rriiiiight……oh noes, I can feel it coming…errnnghghg (valley speak: enabled) I’m soo sure, that…you know someone who always does what there told, like wouldn’t have need for a piratey wench outfit.
Oh, fer shure, but, like, teh piratey wench outfit has more to do with me getting other people to do what I tell them.
*snerk* uhhh-HUH.
*sips hawt chonklitt n watches sparks flai*
Az lawng az itz ownlee teh sparks flai’n.
… ai wunner wut else cud bee flai’n?
iffen dey be SPARKS flai’n, den I bedder wet down mai hair
*puts on FRUs*
All reddy for debriefing, ai see.
*presses red buttun on bwacelett,
sends DK to teh NB*
ohai prysmakitteh and 4.5k – mai boikitteh(plasticat) andn ai wuz jest tawking abowt wanting tew hab a cheezmeet in Noo Yawk…wee iz in teh Syracuse area, adn ai kno dat dere iz anudder cheezpeep here tew – if yew rilly want a cheezmeet sumtyme we are awl fur it!!!
Hey, dem’s no beenz, dey’s mandarin orangez! Mai kittee luvz dem – he begz an begz evry time I opens a can.
Dat’s a care package I’d luv to get.
Dass awl rite den – Ai prifur orinjis 2 beens. (`cept awn toste)
eberyfing u needz includen de kitteh
If u haz deh kitteh, duz u needz enneefing else? I doan finkso.
me neethr. wher can i get wun?
Yu needing fud fur teh kitteh! If yu nawt haz gushifud fur teh kitteh, yu faes teh pointy ends! But yu nawt need anyfing else.
Teh kitteh can has teh beenz???
Eeeee! Cyoot…. 2 cyoot…. bitteh kitteh awl curlded up … ohnoes, where be mai CHRG(wdoi)!!!
*S S P P L L O O R R T T*
Oh noes! Prysm!!! where be yur FCHRG(wdoi) adn prysm aksheshurees?
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* scoopy scoopy, washee washee, pattee patee, taypee taypee
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Nao, a nicee floofy mutli-coloured blankie, sum hawt chokklit adn a caramel filled armydiller fur yu
Gud job GP! berry purrfesional reskew. heers a carrotstik az a reeward! oar a cheezburger ifn yu purrfurrs?
* crunch crunch crunch * OHM NOM NOM NOM
waht’s dat Africat? Cheezburger yu sai…? well, ai wood nut normerlee… but otay
* OHM NOM NOM NOM
plz to be passy teh catsup adn teh mussard, fankies
Fank yu, GP, yu savded me!
N mai kittehs keep bouncin round chaisin teh preddy coloured lights frum dem!
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*nuggles in2 blankie n sips hawt chokkli n nibbles onna armydiller*
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Ai… ai wented 2 get brekkyfas, n camed back n dint hav tiem 2 put teh FCHRG(wdoi) back awn befur ai saw teh bitteh kitteh inna boks. Iz hard 2 maek mai brekkyfas wen ai keeps lukin atta prysm sessories.
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Ai has tu go nao – mai hoomin wants to watch teh Grand Prix; lukk affer teh Kawfee Mayker fur me? fankies {{{Prysm}}}
Otay. Has fun, GP’s hoomin! {{{GP}}}
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*plais wif teh buttons n dails onna Kawfee Mayker* *foamy stuffs starts 2 kome awt n nawt stop* Uh oh, bedder lern hao 2 wurk dis quick!!!
Evri wun needz care pakij like dis!!! (mii, 2)
hey hey jus lukkit who teh lol capshun is frum!!! our berry own donkeeee!!
But wut wull happen ifn deh sniffer-goggies ata aerport sniffs teh kitteh????
Dey will meeting deh pointy endz!!
TSA goggie-agentz have giant owwiiieeeeee!
Fank yu, GP, yu savded me!
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*nuggles in2 blankie n sips hawt chokkli n nibbles onna armydiller*
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Ai… ai wented 2 get brekkyfas, n camed back n dint hav tiem 2 put teh FCHRG(wdoi) back awn befur ai saw teh bitteh kitteh inna boks. Iz hard 2 maek mai brekkyfas wen ai keeps lukin atta prysm sessories.
Oopsie, nawt recobered yet, dis shud be up dere…. Mai barassment, let me sho yu it.
nah… nawt has 2 bees barasst {{{{{prysmatikitteh}}}}} an fan-q is nebber misplaicded
werebber u puts eet. eet is rite.
a berry niece abatar u is showing us herez.
Fanks, siobhan.
kitteh, shoplifting self
Cayr pakijjez arz
awllwayz nyss. Nyssur wen U
addz liddill Kitteh
Liddill Kitteh no
eetz mutch. Hurz prefurrz lawtza
rubbinz andz snorgullz
Liddill Kitteh halpz
keepz noo famlee 2gethurr
froo gud tymez andz badz
Jack.
Oh Hai Jack!!! I awlwayz luvz ur Hai Kooz..
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I wuz hoping I kud purrswade u 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. (deh nawt-sekkund map gottid borkt) Deh gnu map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
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(I noez ware sum uzzer peepz b, but I only putting on deh wunz hoo b rekwesting it, so az 2 reespekting deh privaseaz.)
OMCC! wee can haz ate — count ‘em, ATE — cheezpeeps inna PDX, OR area! iz enuf foar a cheezmeet, ai finkso!
but ai donut finkso taht ai cud coor… cord… put it awl togeddur very suun. ai haz too manee big fings 2 do by end uv yeer. mebbe in late Jan or Feb? we meetz in tualartin?
true
Beautiful, Jack.
O~oh… Mai liddle kitteh noms an noms an noms…
Ai can haz caer pakaj liek dis tew?
Ai can haz dis caer pakij?
jess dc53,,,, u can has caer pkge.{{{{j}}}}} nice to see you.
I orderd the Happy Kitteh basket wit’ three baloonz…
WHAT does imao mean??? hahaha i see it everywhere and i dont know what it means! hahaha thanks
itz akshoeally LMAO = laffin mai ar** off!
Dunt werk. I laff an laff an laff an my a*** iz stil big as evar.
Tush-ay sez. Berry well dun.
minez, too. I tries and tries butt it stick around.
U cant leeb it beehind, eedur. It always finds u.
want!
Surtainly! Only elebenty ninety nine! Wull dat bee cash oar charge?
Ten (10) purcent diskownt fur paymunt bai cheezburger!
Wel dun 2 Kafleen, fer makin de fron paige!!
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Iz dat 4 cahnz ub yammies(pleh!) in dere wif de kitteh?
Taiks owt wun cahn, putz inna tyger stripee kitteh.
Taiks owt seckond cahn, putz inna ‘Meesie kitteh.
Taiks owt fird cahn, putz inna blak & wite tuxie kitteh.
Taiks owt fowrth cahn, putz inna eberlastin suppli ob gushifud & infinitee kitteh tois. Dere! Naow iz purrfect care pakage!
Win!!
tanks, bluesfan! I never thot dat wud ebbur happen
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Peaches and Dreams
Hao U know dis kitteh luk enuf liek my Peaches 2 B her twinnn? Such softee grey furz wif softee white furz on herz round littl belley an such softee peach furz mixed in….I cud snorgle her all de tiem!
but dat kitteh no care bout yoo!
I’s in danjerz ov havin a splort!
*Klamps CHRG (wdoi) firmly on Rascal’s Hyoominz hed.*
Dere, u b safe now!
Ah thankees….
Ai is feelin much saefer nao
Ai cuud rlly uoose a caire-pakidj wif a kitteh rite abowt naow;
Buut synce A kans nawt haz wun IRL, tihs lolpik wil duu OK foar naow……
O hai CKK! wul dis help? {{{{CKK}}}} o, an frum Tammy-kitteh too {{{{CKK}}}}
why cant i add this to favorites?
Ai in kollege rite naow, missin mai kittehs
can some1 mail me thiz? kthxbye.
Hi ToriD.
You can git da pikchur reel eezy. Just lookee under the pikshure and click da email button underneef an be puttin yer own emayo addressy in dere. No problemo.
aifinkso ToriD wantz to bee mayled teh kare pakage wif teh kitteh!
kitteh mayle beets snayle mayle enny dae.
So kyute.
Luks liek mai kitteh. C:
I can haz dis pakkaj?
WANT!
I ordered it in colour #895 – Dilute Calico. They might be out of stock by now.
wat a nice capshun Kafleen!!
i salutes u!!
*salute*
Me 2
*2 handed Red Dwarf Rimmer Salute*
Dis eggsaladt kare pak be indi, induc–sho hao kind ewe r. Congratumulations on a grate capshun Kafleen!
*joint salute*
waz wundering, where iz kafleen anyway?
mebe she be werkin? i ythinks she does weekends sumtimes
ohhh…. *sigh*
i guess she cant miss this lol, can she?
Oh….Hashim…I did for a while
Till sum frenz tole me, and I wur so shocked
It r verreh stranj feelin
I has had pleh afftur pleh furr abowt a munth. But I has come back now.
Thank you, PC and Hashim.
want dis kare pakige!!!
Bestust kair pakuj evuhr. LURVE teh diloot kalikoze.
yay kafleen! yoo maded teh frunt page!! yay!
ty lunarmommy!
KAre pakage nawt have cheezburgers! (And also choklit. Needz choklit)
Pardawn my not braining, but waht I do so I 2 can has pikshur of kitteh or Hermione instead of quilty thing neks to name?
Oh Hai Hermione!! I haz a hole paig uv helperz at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz
it will telling u awl bowt deh avatarz adn turning ur name into a bloo linkee adn awl sortz uv fun stuffz like riting wif boldnessez adn gitting on deh Cheezpeepz map.
Fank yoo bery mutch, cween, taht were most helpfuls! I hope I dids ebryfing rite!
YAY! Dat’s my dadcat’s bebeh kittehs in da litterboks! I CAN has abatar!!!
YAY! Whoopee! Huzah! Hermione haz uh abatar. And wut uh lublee abatar it iz.
I like your new hat. Dose mai dadcat’s little buddies. He gawt dem after mom cat died. Dere names iz Solomon an Sheba, aftur the Siamese kittehs in Doreen Tovey’s excellent books.
I has 3.5 kittehs ob mai own, but I likeded dis piccy.
Hermione? pardan mee but r yoo a Harree Poter fan?
Yes, I am, diva. Awlso, if yoo luhk at mai profile pics, I rather luhk liek an older Hermione. Makes me eesy to find at meets.
WHOA DIS LOOKZ EGSAKTLY LIEK MAH OLD KAT HOO DISAPPEARD, WER DID U GIT IT?
A liddel layt to sai so, I am, but yoo has mayd a byootimus lol, Kafleen!
I sekkunds teh late conga rats!
And alsew glad ur bak dawnkey!
Mee, too, leeza!
tank u, Mel
cute!!!!